E9 - Storm the Church
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[00:02] Vishos
Please rest assured.
[00:04] Vishos
We will not place the great Head Priest
[00:07] Vishos
in a confession chamber like
we will these people here.
[00:13] Vishos
So please relax and wait in a different,
more comfortable room...
[00:18] Vishos
until it's time for your execution.
[00:22] Lumachina
Vishos...
[00:24] Lumachina
May God have mercy on you.
[00:28] Vishos
Take them away!
[00:30] WhiteMasks
Yes, sir.
[00:32] Vishos
Head Priest,
[00:34] Vishos
I will never beg God's forgiveness.
[00:37] Vishos
Soon, even God will be under my control.
[00:40] Horn
I-I have to escape!
[00:42] Horn
I have to escape before
the pursuers come for me!
[00:45] Horn
Mister's with everyone else, so they'll be fine.
[00:49] Horn
They'll be fine!
[00:53] Horn
This is something I brought with
me from Mister's treasure vault.
[00:58] Horn
That adventure really was
like a dream come true.
[01:02] Horn
It was the best.
[01:05] Horn
B-But they're all...
[01:10] Horn
They're all my friends!
[01:13] Babalon
You wanna save 'em, then?
[01:15] Horn
Of course I do!
[01:19] Horn
Wh-Who was that?!
[01:20] Babalon
Here, down here!
[01:26] Babalon
Hi!
SIGN Episode 9 "Storm the Church"
[03:02] Horn
Wh-Who are you?!
[03:04] Babalon
Jeez!
[03:06] Babalon
How rude!
[03:08] Babalon
You're looking at the awesome Level-Up
Goddess that dwells within the Holy Grail,
[03:12] Babalon
the great Babalon!
[03:14] Horn
Huh?
[03:16] Horn
Th-This is the Holy Grail?!
[03:18] Babalon
Yup!
[03:20] Horn
Did you just say you're the Level-Up Goddess?
[03:23] Babalon
That I did.
[03:25] Babalon
Your level's, uh... 20.
[03:29] Babalon
So low!
[03:30] Babalon
With a level that low, it'll be easy
to pop some level-ups your way.
[03:36] Horn
Huh? Seriously?!
[03:38] Horn
Then I could go rescue everyone?!
[03:40] Horn
Hurry! Hurry up and do it!
[03:42] Babalon
I don't know if I'm feeling it
when you demand it like that.
[03:47] Horn
A-All right!
[03:49] Horn
Okay!
[03:52] Horn
Please!
[03:55] Babalon
H-Hey!
[03:56] Babalon
Doesn't that hurt?
[03:59] Horn
It'll hurt even worse if
I abandon everyone and flee!
[04:04] Horn
It hurts! In my heart, not my head!
[04:08] Babalon
F-Fine! I understand how you feel!
[04:11] Horn
Really?!
[04:12] Babalon
Well, I did receive your
offering already, anyway.
[04:17] Horn
Offering?
[04:19] Babalon
To maintain this beauty,
[04:21] Babalon
I need fresh blood from a maiden.
[04:26] Babalon
Yours did have a rather odd flavor,
but it was warm and yummy.
[04:36] (Flashback) Diablo
They're all rare items.
[04:37] (Flashback) Rem
Yes...
[04:38] (Flashback) Rem
Thank you very much.
[04:39] (Flashback) Horn
H-Hey...
[04:41] (Flashback) Horn
Wh-Where's the bathroom?
[04:44] (Flashback) Rose
What a foolish question.
[04:47] (Flashback) Rose
This is the Demon Lord's castle.
[04:49] (Flashback) Rose
There's no such unclean
thing here, of course.
[04:56] (Flashback) Horn
What a terrifying place!
[04:59] (Flashback) Diablo
What's the matter, Horn?
[05:00] (Flashback) Horn
Oh, uh... It's nothing!
[05:05] (Flashback) Horn
N-Not good, not good!
[05:17] (Flashback) Horn
Huh?
[05:19] Horn
So that's why...
[05:23] Horn
my pee disappeared.
[05:25] Babalon
So in return for that fresh blood,
[05:28] Babalon
I can make a miracle happen!
[05:31] Horn
R-Really?!
[05:34] Horn
I'll never tell her that wasn't blood.
[05:37] Babalon
Ba-ba-ba-ba, ba-ba-ba-ba... Babalon!
[05:51] Horn
Did I level up? From that?
[05:54] Babalon
Looks like it failed!
[05:58] Horn
What do you mean?! Are you scamming me?!
[06:02] Babalon
I dunno why it didn't work, either.
[06:05] Babalon
This, like, totally sucks.
[06:07] Horn
No way!
[06:09] Horn
Wait! Is it because it wasn't blood?
[06:12] Babalon
Well, there's another way to do it.
[06:15] Horn
Another way?
[06:16] Babalon
I can feel the presence of a super
level-up in the next room over.
[06:23] Horn
If I put the treasure Rose
brought around my neck,
[06:26] Horn
I'll forge a Master-Servant
Pact with Mister and level up!
[06:32] Horn
There it is!
[06:34] Horn
This is it!
[06:36] Babalon
That's a super level-up item.
[06:39] Babalon
However...
[06:40] Babalon
It comes with pretty hardcore restrictions.
[06:43] Rem
Doesn't the servant who forges that
pact die when the master does?
[06:56] Horn
I don't care about my lifespan!
[07:01] Horn
Here goes!
[07:05] Rem
So what do we plan to do now?
[07:08] Shera
Diablo?
[07:09] Rose
Master, I can destroy that door
at any time if you order it.
[07:15] Diablo
Lumachina doesn't want us
to do something like that.
[07:25] Paladin
Can't believe I'm on guard
duty on a day like this.
[07:28] Paladin
We've got bad luck.
[07:29] Horn
Um, do you guys have a moment?
[07:32] Horn
Um, well...
[07:34] Horn
Will this work?
[07:36] Babalon
It'll be fine!
[07:38] Paladin
Wha... Hey, you!
[07:40] Paladin
You were with the Head Priest!
[07:42] Horn
H-Huh?!
[07:57] Paladin
Y-Young lady!
[07:59] Paladin
So cute!
[08:01] Horn
Wh-What is this?
[08:03] Babalon
That's your new power,
[08:06] Babalon
the power of Charm!
[08:07] Babalon
You're so popular now, Horn-chan!
[08:11] Horn
Wh-What kind of ability is this?
[08:15] Horn
U-Um, I'd like you to tell me where my
friends and Lumachina are being held.
[08:22] Both
Huh?
[08:24] Babalon
Say it cuter!
[08:27] Babalon
If you leave a weak impression,
the effect will wear off quick!
[08:30] Horn
B-But...
[08:33] Horn
Th-This is to help everyone...
[08:38] Horn
Hey, big guys, tell me where everyone is?
[08:43] Paladin
Th-Th-They're in the Great
Cathedral's confession chamber.
[08:47] Paladin
Yeah! Your friends are all in Chamber 13.
[08:52] Horn
Thank you!
[08:54] Horn
I want to die.
[08:56] Horn
Then what about Lumachina-san?
[09:00] Paladin
Sh-She was taken somewhere else.
[09:05] Paladin
But we don't know where.
[09:06] Horn
Really?
[09:09] Horn
I want to die.
[09:11] Horn
Well, I'm going to ride
that into the sanctuary.
[09:15] Horn
Don't tell anyone, okay?
[09:17] Horn
Please!
[09:19] Horn
Kiss!
[09:25] Babalon
That was awesome, Horn-chan!
[09:27] Babalon
I'll grant you the title of "Man Killer"!
[09:31] Horn
I don't want that shit.
[09:40] Lumachina
Diablo-sama...
[09:45] Horn
I go through this passage,
[09:47] Horn
then turn right at the corner,
and go up the stairs at the end...
[09:51] Horn
Huh?
[09:52] Horn
Why do I know the map of this place?
[09:54] Babalon
Of course you'd know.
[09:56] Babalon
You're Level 80.
[09:58] Horn
H-Huh?!
[10:00] Horn
L-Level 80?!
[10:02] Horn
S-Seriously?!
[10:04] Horn
The most powerful Warrior
in town was Level 80!
[10:08] Babalon
Yay! Now you're even!
[10:11] Horn
You're taking this lightly.
[10:13] WhiteMask
Who's there?!
[10:14] WhiteMask
Who are you?!
[10:18] Horn
Hey, big guys, let me through!
[10:24] WhiteMask
Go ahead.
[10:25] WhtieMask
Go on through.
[10:27] Babalon
Awesome!
[10:28] Horn
I want to die.
[10:33] Shera
I'm hungry.
[10:36] Rem
Good grief. Act like you're under stress,
you peckish elf.
[10:40] Horn
Mister! Everyone!
[10:43] Diablo
Horn?!
[10:43] Horn
That's right! It's me!
[10:45] Shera
Horn-chan!
[10:47] Rem
You're safe!
[10:48] Diablo
You're...
[10:49] Horn
Mister, everyone...
[10:53] Horn
I-I'm opening this up now!
[10:56] Grun
Book of Helena, Chapter 3,
Verse 4: "The Merciless Claws."
[11:15] Babalon
Horn-chan!
[11:17] Horn
I don't want to die...
[11:20] Rem
Horn!
[11:20] Shera
Horn-chan!
[11:22] Grun
Please don't take this personally.
[11:25] Grun
I have nothing against you,
but I'm under orders from Vishos.
[11:29] Grun
Book of Helena, Chapter 5,
Verse 2: "The Starved Wolf"!
[11:43] Babalon
Horn-chan! Horn-chan!
[11:46] Both
Diablo!
[11:47] Diablo
Step aside.
[11:49] Diablo
Corrode away! Rust Burst!
[11:58] Grun
Oh?
[12:00] Diablo
I won't allow you to damage
my property any further,
[12:06] Diablo
you bratty Paladin!
[12:10] Grun
Who are you calling a brat?
[12:12] Grun
I turned 60 this year, you youngster.
[12:15] Horn
H-Hey...
[12:17] Horn
You were able to get free on your own?
[12:21] Diablo
Just you wait.
[12:23] Diablo
I'll make you regret making
an enemy out of me.
[12:28] Babalon
Please help Horn-chan!
[12:30] Grun
What was that?
[12:33] Grun
It seems you don't understand
your position here.
[12:39] Rem
Come forth, Saber Tiger!
[12:49] Rem
I won't let you get in Diablo's way!
[12:51] Grun
Do you think you can fight me?
[12:54] Shera
Of course we can!
[12:56] Grun
Book of Frey, Chapter 2, Verse 1:
[13:01] Grun
"The Cantering Arm"!
[13:14] Rose
You lowly, impudent beasts!
[13:25] Babalon
Oh, good!
[13:27] Babalon
Looks like you're okay now!
[13:29] Horn
M-Mister?
[13:31] Diablo
You were reckless.
[13:32] Diablo
And what's with that collar?
[13:35] Horn
Yes, I know.
[13:38] Horn
If you die, then I'll die, too.
[13:43] Diablo
That responsibility's too heavy.
[13:45] Horn
Is that a burden?
[13:48] Horn
I just... wanted to... save everyone.
[13:53] Horn
But that's stupid, isn't it?
[13:57] Horn
You could've escaped at any time.
[14:00] Rem
Horn...
[14:04] Grun
So you've burdened them all with
your thoughtless, pointless effort?
[14:13] Diablo
That's not true.
[14:15] Diablo
Horn!
[14:16] Diablo
You have, in fact, saved us!
[14:22] Grun
Huh?
[14:22] Grun
And just how did that
incompetent save anything?
[14:26] Diablo
You've opened my eyes.
[14:28] Diablo
I was in a daze.
[14:30] Diablo
Seeking a peaceful solution...
[14:32] Diablo
like thrusting evidence before
them and excommunicating them...
[14:34] Diablo
isn't what a Demon Lord would do at all!
[14:37] Diablo
I was soft, too soft!
[14:39] Diablo
Horn!
[14:40] Diablo
You thought for yourself and took action!
[14:43] Diablo
That action, not the result,
has opened my eyes!
[14:49] Diablo
Very well.
[14:50] Diablo
I'll accept you as my minion!
[14:53] Diablo
I'll take responsibility for your life!
[14:57] Horn
M-Mister!
[15:00] Diablo
And you have my praise!
[15:02] Diablo
You have awakened the Demon Lord!
[15:07] Diablo
Now, I'll show you...
[15:08] Diablo
how a Demon Lord does things!
[15:13] Grun
What's this "Demon Lord" nonsense?!
[15:14] Grun
Come forth, Book of Noah!
[15:16] Grun
And all of the beasts from
Prologue through Epilogue!
[15:29] Diablo
Hmph! What a worthless parlor trick, Paladin.
[15:33] Grun
Die!
[15:37] Diablo
Flare Burst!
[15:42] Diablo
Burn up!
[15:45] Grun
You're naïve, Sorcerer!
[15:47] Grun
Get eaten by beasts and die!
[15:51] Diablo
Don't insult me!
[15:52] Diablo
Chain Lightning!
[15:58] Diablo
What?!
[15:59] Diablo
He's fast!
[16:00] Diablo
I-Is this guy actually
a speed-based Warrior?!
[16:04] Diablo
In that case...
[16:05] Grun
Your head is mine!
[16:10] Grun
What?!
[16:11] Diablo
Absolute Zero!
[16:16] Grun
You went for magic that activates on contact?
[16:18] Diablo
Oh? You're sharper than the other
enemies I've faced thus far.
[16:23] Diablo
Good.
[16:24] Diablo
That's good!
[16:25] Diablo
It would be boring otherwise!
[16:28] Diablo
More!
[16:29] Diablo
Show me more!
[16:31] Grun
Book of Helena, send all of the beasts
from Prologue to Epilogue!
[16:37] Grun
Now, this time, it's over!
[16:40] Diablo
Yeah, you are.
[16:44] Diablo
Crush everything, Rock Cannon!
[16:59] Grun
Wh-What power!
[17:01] Grun
But you won't be able to beat Vishos!
[17:11] Shera
Diablo!
[17:12] Horn
Mister!
[17:14] Rem
Diablo, let's hurry to Lumachina!
[17:16] Diablo
Yes.
[17:17] Horn
Oh, but where is she?
[17:19] Diablo
That's not a problem.
[17:24] Believers
God, grant us mercy and salvation.
[17:27] Diablo
Listen up, foolish mortals!
[17:31] Diablo
I am the Demon Lord, Diablo!
[17:35] Diablo
You all have lost sight of true
faith and longed for ruin,
[17:42] Diablo
so I have descended upon this world!
[17:45] Believers
Wh-What is that?!
[17:46] Believers
Th-The Demon Lord?!
[17:47] Believers
Oh, God!
[17:47] Believers
Lost sight of true faith?
[17:48] Believers
Longed for ruin?
[17:49] Diablo
I hate being the center of attention.
[17:53] Diablo
But...
[17:54] Diablo
Right now, I'm the Demon Lord!
[17:57] Diablo
Lightning Meteor!
[18:06] Diablo
I didn't hit any of the believers, right?
[18:09] Diablo
Please...
[18:10] Diablo
Let no one be in there!
[18:12] Diablo
Lightning Strike!
[18:18] Vishos
Wh-What is going on?!
[18:20] Diablo
Now, if you wish to defeat this Demon Lord,
[18:23] Diablo
then bring out the one closest to God!
[18:28] Diablo
Hopefully, this gets Lumachina to come out.
[18:32] Diablo
Will none come forth?
[18:34] Diablo
Then none of you care if I
destroy you all with my magic?!
[18:40] Diablo
Please come out, Lumachina!
[18:45] Sanro
A Demon Lord...
[18:46] WhiteMasks
Oh, God!
[18:47] WhiteMasks
Please, have mercy!
[18:48] WhiteMasks
Please save us!
[18:50] Diablo
Please come out!
[18:52] Diablo
Then you can all vanish
along with this castle!
[18:57] Lumachina
Please wait.
[18:59] Diablo
She came out!
[19:01] Diablo
You've finally shown yourself, Head Priest!
[19:05] Diablo
Where are your Cardinals?
[19:08] Diablo
Surely they haven't turned tail and run away!
[19:12] Diablo
Look now, believers!
[19:14] Diablo
You've worshiped despicable men
who'd abandon their allies and flee,
[19:18] Diablo
and lost your true faith!
[19:23] Lumachina
So you're saying you've appeared as
a Demon Lord because of our actions?
[19:27] Diablo
Indeed!
[19:28] Believers
Head Priest!
[19:29] Believers
Please save us!
[19:31] Believers
Don't abandon us!
[19:33] Diablo
Good!
[19:35] Diablo
Now this is finally turning into
Head Priest versus Demon Lord.
[19:39] Diablo
Fools who call yourselves believers!
[19:42] Diablo
You have swallowed the questionable
preaching of Cardinal Vishos,
[19:45] Diablo
strayed away from the true teachings,
[19:49] Diablo
and seized the Head Priest
as part of his sedition!
[19:52] Diablo
Refusing to think for yourselves
[19:54] Diablo
and allowing others to decide for you
[19:56] Diablo
is the sin you've committed!
[19:59] Diablo
You have lost your faith in God,
so now I'll punish you!
[20:03] Diablo
All of you can face the same death!
[20:08] Believers
N-No!
[20:09] Believers
We were tricked!
[20:10] Believers
I'm not to blame!
[20:11] Believers
N-No way!
[20:12] Diablo
Now I just need to lose
spectacularly against Lumachina,
[20:15] Diablo
and all the believers will realize
who's truly the head of the church!
[20:19] Diablo
It's all going as planned!
[20:22] Diablo
Now's your chance, Lumachina! Come on!
[20:25] Diablo
Admonish me! Come on!
[20:27] Lumachina
I understand.
[20:29] Diablo
Huh?
[20:30] Diablo
What do you mean, you understand?!
[20:33] Lumachina
Diablo-sama, who is both God and Demon Lord,
has passed judgment upon us.
[20:39] Lumachina
The time to atone for our sins is upon us.
[20:42] Lumachina
It's time for us all to ascend to Heaven.
[20:45] Lumachina
But this is nothing to grieve over.
[20:49] Lumachina
All of our souls shall be purified.
[20:52] Lumachina
Let us be grateful for our
passage to our new life
[20:57] Lumachina
as we all pass on together.
[20:59] Diablo
A-All pass on together?!
[21:02] Diablo
No, no, that's not right!
[21:06] Sanro
Head Priest!
[21:08] Diablo
This means I'll have to
slaughter all the believers!
[21:13] Diablo
My Demon Lord act leading to a massacre?
[21:16] Diablo
That's not funny at all!
[21:21] Vishos
If we eliminate the Head Priest along
with that Demon Lord, we'll be secure!
[21:26] Vishos
We'll be able to win over the
believers and restore our position!
SIGN But Vishos-sama!
[21:34] Vishos
Awaken, Europa!
[21:40] Vishos
God of Destruction, Europa!
[21:46] Lumachina
Diablo-sama,
[21:48] Lumachina
grant us judgment for our sins.
[21:52] Diablo
What do I do?
[22:02] Believers
Wh-What's that?!
[22:04] Believers
What?!
[22:05] Believers
Oh, God!
[22:12] Diablo
What?
[23:50] Rose
Collating data.
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[23:51] Rose
God of Destruction, Europa.
[23:52] Vishos
I'll build my castle here!
[23:55] Vishos
A castle for the new God!
[23:57] Diablo
Light and Dark composite magic:
[23:59] Diablo
Annihilation Sphere!
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