3 - Invasion

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    That's...
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    The Skrugg's... spaceship!
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    It's so big...
[02:33] ---
    I can believe anything now...
[02:56] ---
    You've got to be kiddin' me!
[02:58] ---
    The chief told us to shoot that thing down with these?
[03:02] ---
    That's like takin' a grizzly down with your bare hands!
[03:05] ---
    Wait a sec... Please, tell me what's going on here...
[03:09] ---
    Is this really happening?
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    How the hell should I know?
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    Where is the report from the reconnaissance team?
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    Communications have remained silent.
[03:35] ---
    No matter. Begin!
[04:40] ---
    Hurry Joey! Everyone evacuate!
[04:43] ---
    Right!
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    But, where should we run to?
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    We were taught to gather at the city hall if something like this happened.
[04:50] ---
    Let's go!
[04:58] ---
    That's in the direction of my house...
[05:03] ---
    I'm going to check on my grandma!
[05:05] ---
    Wait!
[05:08] ---
    I'm coming, too.
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    But...
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    Don't worry.
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    As long as I've got this guy, I can handle it.
[05:18] ---
    Okay, let's get a move on.
[05:19] ---
    Wait a sec!
[05:20] ---
    Let me come, too!
[05:21] ---
    You take care of the professor, Lina.
[05:23] ---
    We're countin' on you.
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    Hold it!
[05:30] ---
    Will!
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    Where are you planning on going?
[05:37] ---
    And why the hell would we tell you something like...
[05:40] ---
    I'm going to my house.
[05:42] ---
    Bye.
[05:44] ---
    We're not done talking here.
[05:48] ---
    What are you going to use that robot for?
[05:52] ---
    You plan on becoming a hero or something?
[05:55] ---
    I'm not really...
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    I won't accept it.
[05:59] ---
    I'll never accept someone like you being a hero!
[06:04] ---
    Stop it, Will!
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    All I'm doing is going home.
[06:13] ---
    Let's go!
[06:16] ---
    Chickens like you should turn-tail and run!
[06:19] ---
    Say that again!
[06:22] ---
    Come on! We've got to hurry and evacuate!
[06:29] ---
    Why those little...
[06:50] ---
    I didn't copy that...
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    Please repeat.
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    Just to double check... This is not a joke, correct?
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    What's wrong?
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    Mr. President, we have a matter of grave importance.
[07:04] ---
    A matter of grave importance?
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    I take back what I said!
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    This is more like ants tryin' to stand up to an elephant!
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    Shouldn't we high-tail it out of here while we still can?
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    No kidding...
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    It's the army!
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    America, hell yeah!
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    How awful...
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    Joey!
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    Why'd you do that?
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    It's them.
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    What should we do?
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    Uh...
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    Should we let them pass by?
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    Or bust 'em up with your pal there?
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    I'm worried about my grandma. Let's wait for them to pass.
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    Okay.
[10:07] ---
    Eat this, you cockroach sonofabitches!
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    All right!
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    Yeah!
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    Joey...
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    Joey, Joey!
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    Hurry up.
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    Y-Yeah...
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    Balzac 1 to squadron...
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    Balzac 1 to squadron...
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    Maintain formation.
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    Approach at low-altitude until 7 miles to target, then break, climb, and begin attack!
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    Copy that?
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    Don't go giving the ground any kisses now, you hear!
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    Roger that!
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    Begin attack!
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    Impossible!
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    Evasive maneuvers!
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    Reform and regroup!
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    To think there would be such a difference in our powers.
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    There is now nothing for us to fear.
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    Proceed to the next step in the plan!
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    Fire!
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    Don't push!
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    One at a time!
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    Everything will be fine. Calm down.
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    This is my fault...
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    If I hadn't broadcast that transmission, then this...
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    Then this wouldn't have...
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    Will?
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    Hey...
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    Lina!
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    Have you seen my brother?
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    I don't know where he is.
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    He was here a little while ago, but...
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    We came here together, right?
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    Did you guys hear where he was going?
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    I told you, we don't know.
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    You should ask Nick.
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    Now that you mention it, I haven't seen him around either.
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    W-What are you planning on doing, Will?
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    Good question.
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    How about sneaking into their saucer?
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    What? No way!
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    Didn't you just see? Even the military is no match for them!
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    Exactly.
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    What do you mean?
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    Look here. I have an idea.
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    You don't have to come, you know.
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    Oh, no... I'll come, too!
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    If I stick with Will, I might get famous!
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    I'll be the one that becomes the hero!
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    Just you watch, Psy, Joey!
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    Somehow the house looks like it's safe.
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    Thank goodness!
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    Joey!
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    Hey! Your grandma comes first, right?
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    I have to stop them!
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    If they destroy any more, my grandma'll die of shock!
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    I'm counting on you, Heroman.
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    Hey, Joey!
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    Hurry up!
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    W-Wait!
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    T-Time out!
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    Uh... Well...
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    Heroman...
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    Engage!
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    Heroman!
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    Heroman!
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    Joey!
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    All right!
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    Heroman, I'll fight, too!
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    I won't leave you alone.
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    What's this?
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    Heroman...
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    Blast!
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    All right!
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    Grandma!
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    Oh? Joey, Psy... Why are you here?
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    Why are we here?
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    You didn't notice?
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    Notice what?
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    Now that you mention it, it's been quite noisy outside today.
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    Is something going on?
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    And why aren't you two at school?
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    Attention, all living things on this planet.
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    Attention, all living things on this planet.
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    Attention, all living things on this planet.
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    We are the Skrugg.
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    Rulers of the universe!
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    To repeat:
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    We are the Skrugg.
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    Rulers of the universe!
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    From henceforth we proclaim this planet as ours!
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    This decision will not be overturned.
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    We will eliminate all who resist without mercy.
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    To repeat:
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    We are the Skrugg.
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    Rulers of the universe!
[22:20] [SONG] ---
    "Can you hear this voice?"
[22:24] [SONG] ---
    I've been calling that, always, from deep within my heart.
[22:34] [SONG] ---
    Would you, all alone, let another lonely one be next to you?
[22:45] [SONG] ---
    Because together it's not lonely, it's twoly.
[22:51] [SONG] ---
    See, you're not alone any longer.
[22:57] [SONG] ---
    Just because there's no one next to me
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    doesn't mean that I'm lonely!
[23:02] [SONG] ---
    For someone to notice this pain
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    that heart must have surely cried.
[23:13] [SONG] ---
    Right now, we'll crush to bits
[23:16] [SONG] ---
    the fortress of our limitless sadness!
[23:20] [SONG] ---
    I'll take you with me!
[23:24] [SONG] ---
    Got it? I'm running through at full power.
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    To where you're waiting, left behind
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    in the place of tears...
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    I believe in you, with burning passion!
[23:39] [SONG] ---
    Come to me!
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    On the next Heroman:
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    What's that?
[23:53] ---
    It's big and round and...
[23:55] ---
    ...a sea urchin?!
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    Joey and Psy managed to rescue his grandmother,
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    however the Skrugg's Earth invasion plan has proceeded to a new stage.
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    People can do nothing but stand their ground against the indestructible,
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    super-advanced technological threat closing in on them.
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    Next time on Heroman Episode #4: Sphere!
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    Heroman... Attack!
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