E8 - Haikara-san Is Coming Through

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SIGN    Haikara-san Is Coming Through
[00:38] MN
    I see. So this is the steamed bun
    known as the Hakata Diamond...
[00:43] Butler
    Yes, it's the Hakata Torimon.
[00:46] Butler
    They mixed Western ingredients into
    a traditional Japanese snack.
[00:49] Butler
    It's known for its rich white
    bean filling and smooth dough.
[00:54] Butler
    Because of its pure beauty,
    it has been a target for many...
SIGN    We will have the torimon.
    
    -The Modern Phantom Thieves
SIGN    "We will have the torimon. Signed, the Modern Phantom Thieves."
[01:03] MN
    So this is the band of thieves everyone's
    been talking about lately...
[01:07] Butler
    Please protect our treasure, inspector!
[01:11] PK
    Leave it to me!
[01:15] MN
    Who are you?
[01:17] PK
    Now that I, the Great Detective Pirikara-san,
    am here, you can rest easy!
[01:21] PK
    I'll never let those thieves have the treasure!
[01:25] MN
    Did you call her?
[01:26] Butler
    No.
[01:27] PK
    I'll now tell you how to stop the thieves.
[01:30] PK
    They won't be able to get
     anywhere close to this museum!
[01:34] Butler
    Do you mean it?!
[01:35] SS
    Oh, we mean it.
[01:37] PK
    First...
[01:38] PK
    We confuse them by using a fake sign!
SIGN    MuSeUm
    tHiS wAy
SIGN    MuSeUm
    tHiS wAy
[01:42] (Flashback) Sign
    Sneak, sneak, sneak...
SIGN    Thieves
[01:42] (Flashback) Thief
    To the right!
SIGN    MuSeUm
    tHiS wAy
SIGN    Museum
    this way
[01:46] MN
    There's no way they don't know where the museum
    is if they already sent us a message!
[01:50] PK
    In the event that doesn't work,
[01:52] PK
    I'll pretend to be a grandma
    and fall over on the streets.
[01:55] PK
    I'm sure they'll come to my aid
    and forget all about the heist.
[01:59] Butler
    I doubt they'll be distracted by that...
[02:02] MN
    Is this detective in her right mind?
[02:06] Cavier
    It's not wise to rely on that inept detective!
[02:11] MN
    Another one showed up.
[02:13] Cavier
    I am the Great Detective Caviar.
[02:15] Cavier
    With my family's vast assets, I have
    installed maximum security measures.
[02:19] Cavier
    Feast your eyes on this!
[02:23] Cavier
    Not even a bomb could scratch
    the superalloy these are made out of!
[02:30] Cavier
    What?! Not so fast!
[02:33] Cavier
    The hallway is outfitted with lasers that
    will melt anything that touches them!
[02:37] Cavier
    It's impossible to get through!
[02:44] Cavier
    What?!
[02:46] PK
    You may be rich, but you're useless.
[02:48] Cavier
    Someone's not being any help either.
[02:51] PK
    Goodness gracious...
[02:52] Cavier
    I'm talking about you!
[02:53] All
    
[02:57] Cavier
    You're the...
[02:59] Maya
    I'm the ringleader of the thieves, Maya.
[03:01] Maya
    As promised, we've come
    to take the Hakata Torimon!
[03:06] Maya
    What? What's happening?
[03:11] Maya
    It was just here!
[03:13] PK
    I told you... I always keep my word.
[03:19] PK
    You thieves will never
    get your hands on the Torimon.
[03:22] PK
    Why, you ask?
[03:24] PK
    Because I'm going to eat it myself!
[03:28] All
    Hey!
[03:40] PK
    As expected, the Torimon is delicious!