E2 - Fierce! Ramen War!

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SIGN    Fierce! Ramen War!
SIGN    Nagahama Ramen
SIGN    Nagahama
[00:32] PK
    You can never go wrong with tonkotsu ramen!
[00:36] Baran
    People say it's greasy, but it's
    actually a lot lighter than you'd think.
[00:40] Amao
    Ramen!
[00:41] Amao
    Firm noodles!
[00:42] Amao
    Seconds, please!
[00:44] PK
    If you want them even firmer,
    just ask for "harigane," or "wires."
[00:47] Amao
    What? You can eat wires?
[00:50] Caviar
    Heh, silly commoners.
[00:56] Caviar
    I suppose peasant food
     is nice from time to time.
[01:00] Baran
    Caviar-kun...
[01:02] Caviar
    How many times do I have to tell you?!
[01:03] Caviar
    My name is Ossetra Sevruga von Beluga!
[01:05] PK
    Oh? They built another ramen shop there.
SIGN    Kurume Ramen
[01:08] Ayu
    Our shop came first.
[01:13] PK
    Wow! Who are you, miss?
[01:15] Ayu
    I'm Ayu.
[01:17] PK
    You're so pretty!
[01:18] Ayu
    You there, little boy.
[01:20] Caviar
    Huh?
[01:21] Ayu
    Let me give you a taste
    of authentic tonkotsu ramen.
[01:26] Butler
    Young master!
[01:27] Seiko
    Our ramen tastes better!
SIGN    Kurume Ramen
[01:30] Baran
    I'm Seiko. If you want tonkotsu,
    Kurume is the way to go!
[01:34] MN
    Seriously, what's with all these
    crazy drivers in Fukuoka?
[01:39] MN
    They never signal when they
    change lanes! It's dangerous!
[01:44] MN
    Wh-What's going on here?
[01:46] Seiko
    First of all, tonkotsu ramen
    originated in Kurume.
[01:50] Seiko
    Why do people keep saying it's from Hakata?
[01:53] Ayu
    Don't get jealous just
    because I'm more popular.
[01:56] Seiko
    What?! I never said I was, you idiot!
[02:00] Ayu
    What's up with you, you goodie-two-shoes?!
[02:02] Seiko
    What did you just say?
[02:06] Butler
    Allow me to explain.
[02:08] Butler
    Normally, Kurume ramen has fatter
    noodles and a thicker broth,
[02:13] Butler
    whereas Hakata ramen has thinner
    noodles and a lighter broth.
[02:17] Butler
    Out of consideration for those
    who work at the fish market, mind you.
[02:24] Seiko
    Whatever the case, Kurume is the
    way to go for tonkotsu ramen!
[02:27] Seiko
    Don't lump me with Hakata ramen!
[02:29] Ayu
    I can't help being more famous!
[02:33] Baran
    Please stop!
     You don't have to fight over this for us!
[02:37] PK
    You tell 'em, Baran-kun!
[02:41] Seiko/Ayu
    This is none of your business!
[02:44] Ayu
    Fine! Then let's see which one
    of us this man will choose!
[02:48] Ayu
    Hey, mister, come have a bite at our place!
[02:51] MN
    U-Um...
[02:53] Seiko
    No way! Come over here.
[02:56] Seiko
    Just look at our signature rich,
    thick broth! Give it a try!
[03:01] MN
    Oh! What a beautiful lady!
[03:03] Ayu
    Don't cheat on me now!
[03:08] Seiko
    Our ramen's much tastier!
[03:11] Ayu
    Come here!
[03:13] Seiko
    Don't go!
[03:15] SS
    He's like a drunk old man.
[03:20] PK
    Hey! Do you want to trade ramens?
[03:25] PK
    They're both delicious!
[03:31] Caviar
    For once, we agree on something.
[03:34] Ayu
    Oh, no! If you don't hurry, the noodles
    are going to stretch because they're so thin.
[03:38] Butler
    I'm afraid we've already got some stretching.
[03:40] Butler
    I mean, with Old Man Motsunabe...
[03:42] PK
    Under his nose!