E1 - Leave It to Me! Staying Home

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SIGN    Leave It to Me! Staying Home
[00:31] N
    This place is like Hakata,
    but it isn't really.
SIGN    Mentaiko
    (Pollock Roe)
[00:35] ---
    Somewhere in a certain shopping district...
[00:37] Koharu
    Pirikarako-chan! Hey, Pirikarako-chan!
[00:42] PK
    What is it, Grandma Koharu?
[00:44] Koharu
    I'm going out for a bit,
    so can you look after the shop?
[00:48] PK
    Yup!
[00:49] Koharu
    If a customer comes,
    just tell them I'll be back soon, okay?
[00:52] PK
    Okay! Be safe!
SIGN    Small Dishes
[01:01] PK
    Come one, come all! It's delicious!
[01:05] SS
    Yummy mentaiko!
[01:08] PK
    Yummy mentaiko for sale! Come take a look!
[01:13] Baran
    Pirikarako-chan!
[01:14] PK
    Oh, Baran-kun and Amao-chan!
[01:17] Amao
    Let's play!
[01:18] Baran
    Staying home and minding the shop?
     Can I help?
[01:21] ---
    That'd be great!
[01:23] Customer
    I'll take the usual, please.
[01:26] Amao
    Here!
[01:28] Customer
    Strawberries?
[01:29] PK
    Not that, Amao-chan.
[01:34] ---
    I'm going to sell lots
    and make grandma happy!
[01:40] Caviar
    Try this.
[01:42] ---
    Mentaiko is peasant food.
[01:44] ---
    Caviar is far superior and much tastier.
[01:47] Baran
    Oh, it's Caviar-kun...
[01:49] Caviar
    My name isn't Caviar!
    It's Ossetra Sevruga von Beluga!
[01:53] PK
    Okay then, how about a challenge?
[02:04] PK
    Mentai Splash!
[02:12] Caviar
    Urgh! How dare you
    treat an aristocrat like this?!
[02:15] SS
    Put a sock in it!
[02:17] MN
    Why are Tenjin Station
    and South Tenjin Station so far apart?
[02:22] ---
    Honestly...
[02:25] MN
    Hey! What are you doing, Pirikarako?!
[02:31] MN
    That's yummy!
[02:33] PK
    Mentaiko goes great with anything.
[02:36] ---
    Oh, I know!
[02:41] PK
    Here, chicken wings!
[02:47] MN
    That's yummy!
[02:54] MN
    That's yummy!
[02:55] Caviar
    How barbaric...
[02:57] Baran
    Amazing, Pirikarako-chan!
[02:59] ---
    This'll bring loads of customers!
[03:01] Amao B
    Oh!
[03:05] Amao A
    Not sure if it really goes
    with strawberries...
[03:07] PK
    Hurray!
[03:09] ---
    I'm going to cover everything with mentaiko!
[03:12] SS
    I'm all fired up, too!
[03:18] PK
    Huh?
[03:19] ---
    
[03:21] Baran
    Pirikarako-chan!
[03:28] Baran
    The tower is all pink now...
[03:31] PK
    It's a good day and food tastes good!
[03:34] ---
    Teehee!
[03:34] ---