E9 - Enjoy the Breeze! Shiraito Falls

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SIGN    Shopping District
SIGN    Enjoy the Breeze! Shiraito Falls
SIGN    Futamigaura Beach
[00:31] PK
    Going on a road trip with
    everyone is so exciting!
[00:33] Maya
    All right, we've made it
    to the Itoshima Peninsula!
[00:35] Baron
    It's just a quick trip by car!
[00:40] Maya
    Futamigaura's rock couple!
[00:42] Maya
    Itoshima photos just always look
     so good on Instagram!
[00:47] Maya
    Meat and fish, fruits and vegetables...
    It's all so fresh and delicious!
SIGN    Itoshima is the best!
[00:55] Maya
    But we've saved the best for last...
[00:59] Maya
    Ta-dah! Shiraito Falls!
[01:02] PK
    Wow! It's huge!
[01:04] Baran
    It feels so nice and breezy!
[01:08] Maya
    I'm already getting so many likes!
[01:15] Hermit
    Do you want to be that popular?
[01:18] PK
    Piri?! Who are you?!
[01:19] Hermit
    I'm the Shiraito hermit of Shiraito Falls.
[01:22] Baran
    The Shiraito hermit?
[01:24] SS
    Sounds suspicious.
[01:26] Hermit
    Seems like you don't believe me.
[01:28] Hermit
    You can't talk about Shiraito Falls...
[01:33] Hermit
    without... nagashi somen!
[01:38] Amao
    Isn't that a water slide?
[01:40] Maya
    Don't you think this hermit is sketchy?
[01:43] Hermit
    What are you talking about?
    We've got a 4.7 rating on Tabilog!
SIGN    Tabilog Shiraito Slider
[01:47] Maya
    Then it must be legit!
[01:49] Baran
    Seriously?
[01:50] PK
    Something came flowing down!
[01:56] Old man
    Charge!
[02:00] Baran
    What is this...?
[02:04] Hermit
    Looks fun, doesn't it?
[02:05] Amao
    We're scared!
[02:06] Maya
    But we do want to have some somen noodles...
[02:09] PK
    I wanna try the slide!
[02:12] Hermit
    You seem to get it!
     All right, here you go!
[02:21] PK
    Awesome!
[02:22] SS
    I hate this!
[02:23] Maya
    This guy really is weird.
[02:26] Hermit
    You're up next, lady.
[02:28] Maya
    What? No, I'm good.
[02:29] Hermit
    Come on! It'll be fun.
[02:31] Maya
    Wha— W-Wait!
[02:33] Real Hermit
    Stop right there.
[02:34] Baran
    Whoa, someone just appeared on high!
[02:36] Real Hermit
    I'm the real Shiraito hermit. Begone!
[02:44] Real Hermit
    You crossed the line
    pretending to be me, Shirataki boy.
[02:48] Baran
    Shirataki? That stuff they put in oden?
[02:51] Shirataki
    Tch! I just thought I could
    make this place more popular!
[02:56] Maya
    I was completely fooled.
[02:59] Shirataki
    I'm gonna make like the falls and flow away!
[03:03] Amao
    He's gone...
[03:07] PK
    That was fun.
[03:09] SS
    No more for me...
[03:12] Real Hermit
    Don't think everything you see
    on the internet is real!
[03:15] Maya
    Teehee!
[03:16] Real Hermit
    Now then, let me show you guys
    what real nagashi somen is about!
[03:22] PK
    Whoa, I've been waiting for this!
[03:25] Real Hermit
    Here it comes.
[03:29] All
    Thank you for the food!
[03:32] Baran
    This is...
[03:37] PK
    It's shirataki.
SIGN    To be continued