E11 - Revenge of the Bite-Size Dumpling

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SIGN    Revenge of the Bite-Size Dumpling
[00:37] Monster
    Everyone is so tiny!
[00:40] Baran
    At this rate, the shopping district is...
[00:42] Amao
    Someone, help!
[00:44] PK
    Stop right there!
SIGN    Pi
[00:49] PK
    We will protect the city!
[00:53] SS
    Come at us!
[00:55] Monster
    What?!
[00:56] Monster
    Take this! Garlic Beam!
[01:00] PK
    Oh, no! The garlic is making my eyes tear up!
[01:03] SS
    It's so strong!
[01:08] Monster
    I'm not small!
[01:10] Monster
    I refuse to ever stand for that again!
[01:15] Tecchan
    We bite-size dumplings are folded
    by hand every day...
[01:21] (Flashback) Customer 1
    Two orders of bite-size dumplings, please!
[01:24] (Flashback) Customer 2
    Three for me!
[01:26] Tecchan
    And cooked in iron skillet.
[01:32] (Flashback) Customer 1
    Wow, they really are bite-size.
[01:35] (Flashback) Customer 2
    So small!
[01:36] (Flashback) Others
    They're tiny!
[01:38] Tecchan
    Day in and day out, the customers
    won't stop calling us little...
[01:44] (Flashback) Tecchan
    I'm sick of it!
[01:46] (Flashback) Tecchan
    I am not small!
[01:54] Monster
    I won't let anyone call me bite-size anymore!
[01:57] Monster
    How's this?! I'm gonna keep growing!
[02:02] PK
    At this rate, we're going to lose!
[02:04] MN
    Hey!
[02:06] MN
    Pirikarako! What are you doing?!
[02:09] Cavier
    That's not your true strength.
[02:12] Cavier
    It's time to get serious.
[02:14] Baran/Maya/Amao
    You can do it, Pirikarako-chan!
[02:17] PK
    Everyone... Thank you...
[02:21] PK
    I won't lose! Let's do this, Uncle Sousuke!
[02:24] SS
    Leave it to me!
[02:25] SS
    Let's go! Mentai Splash!
[02:29] Monster
    Wh-What?!
[02:32] Monster
    No way... I can't lose...
[02:39] All
    She did it!
[02:40] Maya
    Huh?
[02:41] Amao
    What's that?
[02:44] Baran
    B-Bite-size dumplings?!
[02:47] PK
    Everyone! Open your mouths! Nom!
[02:51] PK
    Delicious!
[02:53] MN
    Nom!
[02:54] MN
    So tasty!
[02:56] Amao/Baran
    Nom!
[02:57] Baran
    It's the perfect size!
[02:59] Cavier
    I see. Because it's bite-sized,
     you don't get the juices everywhere.
[03:06] Maya
    They're easy for women to eat, too!
[03:08] PK
    Isn't bite-size great?
[03:14] Tecchan
    Oh, it was just a dream...
[03:18] Tecchan
    But...
[03:21] Tecchan
    everyone looked so happy.
[03:25] Customer 3
    Three orders of bite-size dumplings, please!
[03:28] Customer 4
    Four over here!
[03:32] Customer 1
    They're so easy to eat!
[03:34] Customer 2
    They're so small, but so delicious!
[03:39] Tecchan
    If everyone's happy,
    I don't mind being small!