E4 - Udon of Terror

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SIGN    Udon of Terror
[00:32] Baran
    Please, no more!
[00:34] Amao
    I'm scared!
[00:37] PK
    What's going on, Maya-chan?
[00:39] Maya
    People all around the shopping district
    are talking about the Udon of Terror.
[00:45] PK
    Udon of Terror...?
[00:47] Maya
    They say it's udon that grows out
    of its bowl like a snake!
[00:51] PK
    Huh?
[00:52] Baran
    I can't hear you!
[00:54] Maya
    Then coils around you nice and tight...
[00:58] Amao
    Stop, stop! No more!
[01:00] PK
    What? That sounds like fun.
[01:02] Maya
    Huh?
[01:04] Baran/Amao
    What?
SIGN    Udon & Soba
[01:09] Baran
    I told you I didn't want to do this...
[01:12] Owner
    Thanks for waitin'!
[01:17] PK
    This looks perfectly normal and delicious!
[01:24] PK
    The broth is really good
    and it has a mild flavor!
[01:26] Baran
    Speaking of which, people usually think
    Fukuoka locals are always eating ramen,
[01:31] Baran
    but most of us actually prefer udon.
[01:33] Amao
    If you're eating it every day,
     then of course you do!
[01:36] PK
    Yeah, yeah!
[01:39] PK
    Huh? There's more udon than before?
[01:43] Baran
    There's no way there's...
    Whoa, there's more!
[01:47] Amao
    Same here!
[01:49] PK
    It must be my imagination.
    Well, let's keep eating!
[01:53] Baran
    Speaking of which,
    Fukuoka udon is really soft.
[01:57] Amao
    That's funny considering how we
    like firm noodles in our ramen.
[02:04] PK
    Piri?!
[02:06] Baran
    No way!
[02:08] PK
    This is...
[02:09] All
    The Udon of Terror!
[02:15] Udon
    Now you've done it.
[02:19] PK
    Who are you?
[02:20] Udon
    I am Udonnosuke.
[02:23] PK
    Udonnosuke?
[02:24] Baran
    He's a samurai!
[02:26] Udon
    If you don't pay attention, Hakata udon
    will keep growing as it soaks up broth.
[02:31] Udon
    Behold! While you were talking,
    those noodles have become...
[02:35] PK
    Piriri! It's like multiplying seaweed!
[02:38] Baran
    I only looked away for a second!
[02:40] Udon
    I am here to help!
[02:42] Udon
    I shall rid you of this small fry!
[02:48] Udon
    Wh-What?! My sword is ineffective?!
[02:51] PK
    Sword? Isn't that a rolling pin?
[02:55] Udon
    I've been a fool!
[02:59] Baran
    We need to get out of here!
SIGN    Udon & Soba
[03:06] PK
    At this rate, it's going to swallow
    the entire shopping district!
[03:09] Baran
    Save us, Udonnosuke-san!
[03:12] Udon
    I guess it's come down to this...
[03:17] Baran
    What?
[03:18] Udon
    Eat, devour, and consume!
[03:21] PK
    Everyone, come help!
[03:25] MN
    Delicious!
[03:27] Maya
    Its softness is the best part!
[03:37] PK
    Eating udon with everyone
    makes it even yummier!
[03:40] Udon
    You can say that again.