E7 - The Rumored Food Stall: Urameshiya

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SIGN    The Rumored Food Stall: Urameshiya
[00:36] PK
    Piri!
[00:38] Baran
    Jeez, don't scare us like that!
[00:41] PK
    Maya-chan, are you really sure
    there's a food stall here?
[00:45] Baran
    I only tagged along because you said
    there'd be amazingly delicious yakitori.
[00:49] Maya
    Don't doubt my information sources!
[00:52] Maya
    Hey, look!
[00:55] PK
    "Urameshiya"?
[00:57] Baran
    No! This is too scary!
[00:59] Amao
    We want to go back to the farm...
[01:02] PK
    Uncle Motsunabe!
[01:05] MN
    I heard the rumors, too.
[01:08] MN
    Here, come take a seat.
[01:10] Baran
    Let's see... What should I get?
[01:12] MN
    When at a yakitori joint,
    you gotta get ribs.
[01:15] Baran
    What? But wouldn't that be pork?
[01:18] MN
    It's a Hakata standard.
[01:20] MN
    There aren't any yakitori joints
    that don't have ribs.
SIGN    Urameshiya
[01:23] Owner
    My apologies, but this is all we serve.
[01:28] ---
    Here you are.
[01:29] PK
    Whoa, what's this?!
[01:31] Baran
    It's all twisty!
[01:33] Owner
    Chicken skin, a Hakata specialty.
[01:35] PK
    Wow, so this is chicken skin!
[01:37] Maya
    Interesting that they twist them around
    the skewer instead of just skewering them.
[01:42] PK
    I'm digging in!
[01:45] All
    Yum!
[01:46] PK
    It's so crispy and fragrant!
[01:48] Amao
    The sauce is soaked in, too!
[01:50] Maya
    I usually dislike the gummy
    texture of chicken skin,
[01:54] Maya
    but I could eat this all day!
[01:57] Owner
    I'm pleased you're all enjoying it.
[02:00] Baran
    H-He's twisted!
[02:02] PK
    You're in a spiral!
[02:04] Owner
    Once you've twisted the
    skins around the skewers,
[02:06] Owner
    grill them and then let them rest.
    Repeat that for six days.
[02:10] Maya
    Six days?
[02:12] Maya
    That must be how you get rid of the oil
[02:14] Maya
    so it comes out crispy on the outside
     and chewy on the inside!
[02:18] PK
    Sounds like a lot of work!
[02:21] Owner
    As long as I get to see
    my customers smile, it's nothing.
[02:26] ---
    So good!
[02:29] Maya
    Well, we should get the check and...
[02:31] Owner
    Oh, we don't accept payment.
[02:33] All
    What?
[02:34] Owner
    Instead...
[02:41] PK
    That chicken skin yesterday
    sure was good, Maya-chan!
[02:44] PK
    Hey, wait... What happened to your hair?
[02:46] Maya
    I'd like to know!
[02:47] Maya
    It was all twisted when
    I woke up this morning.
[02:50] Maya
    More importantly, Pirikarako-chan,
    Sousuke-san is...
[02:52] PK
    What?
[02:53] ---
    Twisty, twisty...
[02:55] Maya
    He's all twisted!
[02:56] PK
    Piriri?!
[02:56] SS
    What's happening?!
[02:58] Baran
    Big trouble, Pirikarako-chan!
[03:01] PK
    Not you, too, Baran-kun!
[03:02] Cavier
    What's all the ruckus about?
[03:06] Amao
    We're all twisted!
[03:09] PK
    What's happening?!
[03:10] Maya
    Oh! I remember now...
[03:12] (Flashback) Owner
    We don't accept payment.
    Instead, you just have to get twisted!
[03:19] All
    No!
[03:21] MN
    Good day, everyone. How are you all doing?
[03:28] PK
    Uncle Motsunabe...
[03:29] Baran
    Has cleaned up his act?
[03:31] Maya
    Maybe his personality was already so twisted
    that he actually became untwisted.
[03:36] MN
    What a lovely day!
[03:38] MN
    I swear, every day is just a blessing!
[03:42] PK
    Ew!