# E8 - Haikara-san Is Coming Through Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/watch/GR3KNEGZR/haikara-san-is-coming-through)
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***SIGN***    Haikara-san Is Coming Through
**[00:38] MN**
    I see. So this is the steamed bun
    known as the Hakata Diamond...
**[00:43] Butler**
    Yes, it's the Hakata Torimon.
**[00:46] Butler**
    They mixed Western ingredients into
    a traditional Japanese snack.
**[00:49] Butler**
    It's known for its rich white
    bean filling and smooth dough.
**[00:54] Butler**
    Because of its pure beauty,
    it has been a target for many...
***SIGN***    We will have the torimon.

    -The Modern Phantom Thieves
***SIGN***    "We will have the torimon. Signed, the Modern Phantom Thieves."
**[01:03] MN**
    So this is the band of thieves everyone's
    been talking about lately...
**[01:07] Butler**
    Please protect our treasure, inspector!
**[01:11] PK**
    Leave it to me!
**[01:15] MN**
    Who are you?
**[01:17] PK**
    Now that I, the Great Detective Pirikara-san,
    am here, you can rest easy!
**[01:21] PK**
    I'll never let those thieves have the treasure!
**[01:25] MN**
    Did you call her?
**[01:26] Butler**
    No.
**[01:27] PK**
    I'll now tell you how to stop the thieves.
**[01:30] PK**
    They won't be able to get
     anywhere close to this museum!
**[01:34] Butler**
    Do you mean it?!
**[01:35] SS**
    Oh, we mean it.
**[01:37] PK**
    First...
**[01:38] PK**
    We confuse them by using a fake sign!
***SIGN***    MuSeUm
    tHiS wAy
***SIGN***    MuSeUm
    tHiS wAy
**[01:42] (Flashback) Sign**
    Sneak, sneak, sneak...
***SIGN***    Thieves
**[01:42] (Flashback) Thief**
    To the right!
***SIGN***    MuSeUm
    tHiS wAy
***SIGN***    Museum
    this way
**[01:46] MN**
    There's no way they don't know where the museum
    is if they already sent us a message!
**[01:50] PK**
    In the event that doesn't work,
**[01:52] PK**
    I'll pretend to be a grandma
    and fall over on the streets.
**[01:55] PK**
    I'm sure they'll come to my aid
    and forget all about the heist.
**[01:59] Butler**
    I doubt they'll be distracted by that...
**[02:02] MN**
    Is this detective in her right mind?
**[02:06] Cavier**
    It's not wise to rely on that inept detective!
**[02:11] MN**
    Another one showed up.
**[02:13] Cavier**
    I am the Great Detective Caviar.
**[02:15] Cavier**
    With my family's vast assets, I have
    installed maximum security measures.
**[02:19] Cavier**
    Feast your eyes on this!
**[02:23] Cavier**
    Not even a bomb could scratch
    the superalloy these are made out of!
**[02:30] Cavier**
    What?! Not so fast!
**[02:33] Cavier**
    The hallway is outfitted with lasers that
    will melt anything that touches them!
**[02:37] Cavier**
    It's impossible to get through!
**[02:44] Cavier**
    What?!
**[02:46] PK**
    You may be rich, but you're useless.
**[02:48] Cavier**
    *Someone*'s not being any help either.
**[02:51] PK**
    Goodness gracious...
**[02:52] Cavier**
    I'm talking about you!
**[02:53] All**

**[02:57] Cavier**
    You're the...
**[02:59] Maya**
    I'm the ringleader of the thieves, Maya.
**[03:01] Maya**
    As promised, we've come
    to take the Hakata Torimon!
**[03:06] Maya**
    What? What's happening?
**[03:11] Maya**
    It was just here!
**[03:13] PK**
    I told you... I always keep my word.
**[03:19] PK**
    You thieves will never
    get your hands on the Torimon.
**[03:22] PK**
    Why, you ask?
**[03:24] PK**
    Because I'm going to eat it myself!
**[03:28] All**
    Hey!
**[03:40] PK**
    As expected, the Torimon is delicious!