4 - A Fierce Fight! The Handsome Army

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    Gakuen Handsome Ep4
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    (OP)
[00:00] Teruhiko
    If you want, we can have a
    sexy dance-off right here.
[00:00] Jirou
    (Ed)
[00:00] Jirou
    (Preview)
SIGN    (end)
SIGN    Episode 4
SIGN    A Fierce Fight! The Handsome Army
[00:31] Yoshiki&Yuu
    We're taking off!
[00:33] Yuu
    Big Brother, it's been a month
    since you transferred to
[00:36] ---
    Baramon High School, but
    have you met "the one" yet?
[00:39] Yoshiki
    It's an all-boys school.
[00:40] ---
    There's no way I can meet
    someone like that...
[00:42] Yuu
    You think so?
[00:43] ---
    It's the school all the best-looking
     guys in the prefecture attend.
[00:46] Yuu
    I don't think it's odd to fall in
    love, regardless of your sex...
[00:50] Jirou
    She's right.
[00:51] Yuu
    Jirou-chan!
[00:54] Yoshiki
    How are you two friends?!
[00:56] Yuu
    I snuck into Baramon High School
    yesterday to look at handsome men.
[00:59] Yuu
    Jirou-chan showed me around then.
[01:02] Jirou&Yuu
    Right?
[01:03] Jirou
    Mr. Yoshiki, you've witnessed
    the handsome men gathered at
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    Baramon High School, correct?
[01:09] Jirou
    If you're interested in anyone,
    you better make your move now
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    or someone will take him.
[01:14] Yuu
    Right! You need to be the one
    who wins the love war, Big Brother!
[01:20] Yoshiki
    I can't keep up with them...
[01:23] Yoshiki
    I should go to the restroom.
[01:26] Sakuya
    Yo, Maeda. Let's go pee together.
[01:28] Yoshiki
    O-Okay!
[01:30] Sakuya
    Maeda, why don't you come watch
    my soccer team next time?
[01:33] Sakuya
    It's really fun.
[01:36] Yoshiki
    Ever since he handed me my eraser,
[01:38] ---
    Senpai has been talking to me often.
[01:40] Yoshiki
    I wonder if he likes me...
[01:43] Teruhiko
    Yo, Maeda.
[01:44] Teruhiko
    Do you wanna go to the art classroom with me?
[01:46] Teruhiko
    We should have a naughty tea time together.
[01:48] Sakuya
    What do you think you're doing?
[01:50] ---
    Maeda is going to pee with me now.
[01:53] Teruhiko
    You might be the worst
    delinquent in this school,
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    but you're only an unripe fruit in the end.
[01:57] Teruhiko
    I'm sure what Maeda really wants is to enjoy
[02:00] ---
    tea time with a mature, sexy guy like me.
[02:05] Sakuya
    Shut it, you feeble-minded old man.
[02:07] ---
    Let's ignore this shameless
    teacher and go pee together.
[02:11] Teruhiko
    Seriously, that won't happen! You wanna have a
     sexy honeymoon with me. Right, Maeda?
[02:13] Sakuya
    First of all, you're not sexy at all.
[02:13] Yoshiki
    Oh, no... They're starting to fight...
[02:16] Teruhiko
    Okay, okay. It's time for the little baby to drink milk and take a nap.
[02:17] Sakuya
    Look at me, though. This alluring hair!
[02:20] Teruhiko
    You're acting like a kid explaining about yourself in detail like that.
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    It's as though all the beautiful things in the world have gathered here, right?
[02:22] Teruhiko
    Real sexy guys can seduce people just by their pheromones, breath, and eyes.
[02:23] Yoshiki
    You two... That's enough!!
[02:33] Yoshiki
    Sheesh. They're both so selfish!
[02:36] Yuu
    Jeez. Big Brother is so boisterous!
[02:40] Jirou
    At this rate, his path to
    love romance is going to be a long one.
SIGN    Episode 5
SIGN    Vigorous Sports Day, Go Go Go!
[03:21] Voice
    Watch the next episode too, okay?
SIGN    Check out the next episode too
[03:24] [SONG] Text
    Illustrated
     by
    Nagareboshi
    Cosme-chan