5 - Vigorous Sports Day, Go Go Go!

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SIGN    Episode 5
SIGN    Vigorous Sports Day, Go Go Go!
[00:31] Yoshiki
    Today is Sports Day!
[00:33] Jirou
    The day has come again this
    year. The sexy Sports Day!
[00:36] Jirou
    Everyone, let's be keen
    like a Roomba! Go, go, go!
[00:39] Yoshiki
    Sports Day... I hope I can
    take an active role...
SIGN    2-B Saotome
[00:39] [SONG] Shirt(L)
    2-B Maeda
[00:42] Takuya
    Don't worry about the result.
    Let's just enjoy it!
[00:45] Jirou
    The obstacle course relay will begin!
[00:48] Jirou
    Ready, go!
[00:51] Jirou
    Go for it, guys!
[00:52] Yoshiki
    Takuya, here!
[00:53] Takuya
    Leave it to me!
[00:55] Jirou
    The next obstacle is bread-eating!
[00:57] Takuya
    That's nothing!
[00:59] Jirou
    Oh, I forgot to mention
[01:01] ---
    the bread is filled with 100
    degrees celsius hot spicy curry!
[01:04] Yoshiki
    Ta-Takuya!!
[01:06] Takuya
    My face is burning!!
[01:08] Jirou
    Next obstacle is the slippery balance beam!
[01:12] Jirou
    A magnificent spin
    by Mr. Takuya Saotome!
[01:16] Jirou
    And a hole in one right into the trap!
[01:18] Yoshiki
    Ta-Takuya!! Are you alive?!
[01:22] Takuya
    Th-This is fun!
[01:24] Yoshiki
    I'm relieved!
[01:25] Jirou
    Next is a running race!
SIGN    2-B Shiga
[01:28] Yoshiki
    Good luck, Shiga!
[01:30] Shingo
    Leave it to me...
[01:31] Renji
    First place is mine.
[01:33] Takuya
    It's Kagami.
[01:34] Renji
    If I, the student council
    president, take first place,
[01:37] ---
    the student council which hasn't
[01:38] ---
    been standing out lately will
    be idolized by everyone!
[01:41] Renji
    I won't let anyone get in my way!!
[01:43] Takuya
    Kagami is all fired up.
[01:45] Yoshiki
    I hope it won't end in vain...
[01:47] Jirou
    Ready, go!
SIGN    2-D Kagami
[01:51] Yoshiki
    Ka-Kagami-kun is incredibly slow!
[01:53] Renji
    I can't lose... I can't lose...!
SIGN    Kagami Awakens
[02:01] Renji
    So a miserable life suits me, after all...?
[02:07] Shingo
    Be together...
[02:09] Yoshiki
    Shiga!!
[02:10] Takuya
    Everyone in America was in tears!
[02:12] Renji
    Thank you very much!
[02:14] Shingo
    Spirits of Rubelgogne... give me your power!
[02:20] Yoshiki
    Th-They're flying!
[02:22] Renji
    Wh-What is this?!
[02:23] Jirou
    You two using magical powers over
    there, you guys are disqualified.
[02:27] Yoshiki
    That's how the Sports Day came to a close.
[02:29] Renji
    Instead of getting first
    place, I was disqualified...
[02:32] Takuya
    But you were able to have the valuable
    experience of flying, so good for you!
[02:36] Yoshiki
    Good job, Kagami!
[02:37] ---
    Look, even Shiga is doing
    his apology dance over there.
SIGN    Sorry
[02:40] ---
    Cheer up!
[02:40] Shingo
    Zundoko, zundoko, zundoko...
[02:43] Yoshiki
    In the end, it was a very
    memorable Sports Day.
[02:47] Jirou
    Let's deepen the bonds!
SIGN    Let's deepen the bonds!
SIGN    Episode 6
SIGN    Kagami's Elegant Day
[03:21] Voice
    Watch the next episode too, okay?
SIGN    Check out the next episode too
[03:24] [SONG] Text
    Illustrated
    by
    Hyogonosuke