# 4 - A Fierce Fight! The Handsome Army

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**[00:00] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Gakuen Handsome Ep4<br>**[00:00] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;(OP)<br>**[00:00] Teruhiko**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;If you want, we can have a<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;sexy dance-off right here.<br>**[00:00] Jirou**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;(Ed)<br>**[00:00] Jirou**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;(Preview)<br>***SIGN***&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;(end)
<br>***SIGN***&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Episode 4
<br>***SIGN***&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;A Fierce Fight! The Handsome Army
<br>**[00:31] Yoshiki&Yuu**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;We're taking off!<br>**[00:33] Yuu**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Big Brother, it's been a month<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;since you transferred to<br>**[00:36] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Baramon High School, but<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;have you met "the one" yet?<br>**[00:39] Yoshiki**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;It's an all-boys school.<br>**[00:40] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;There's no way I can meet<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;someone like that...<br>**[00:42] Yuu**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;You think so?<br>**[00:43] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;It's the school all the best-looking<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; guys in the prefecture attend.<br>**[00:46] Yuu**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I don't think it's odd to fall in<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;love, regardless of your sex...<br>**[00:50] Jirou**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;She's right.<br>**[00:51] Yuu**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Jirou-chan!<br>**[00:54] Yoshiki**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;How are you two friends?!<br>**[00:56] Yuu**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I snuck into Baramon High School<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;yesterday to look at handsome men.<br>**[00:59] Yuu**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Jirou-chan showed me around then.<br>**[01:02] Jirou&Yuu**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Right?<br>**[01:03] Jirou**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Mr. Yoshiki, you've witnessed<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;the handsome men gathered at<br>**[01:07] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Baramon High School, correct?<br>**[01:09] Jirou**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;If you're interested in anyone,<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;you better make your move now<br>**[01:12] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;or someone will take him.<br>**[01:14] Yuu**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Right! You need to be the one<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;who wins the love war, Big Brother!<br>**[01:20] Yoshiki**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;*I can't keep up with them...*<br>**[01:23] Yoshiki**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;*I should go to the restroom.*<br>**[01:26] Sakuya**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Yo, Maeda. Let's go pee together.<br>**[01:28] Yoshiki**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;O-Okay!<br>**[01:30] Sakuya**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Maeda, why don't you come watch<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;my soccer team next time?<br>**[01:33] Sakuya**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;It's really fun.<br>**[01:36] Yoshiki**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;*Ever since he handed me my eraser,*<br>**[01:38] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;*Senpai has been talking to me often.*<br>**[01:40] Yoshiki**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;*I wonder if he likes me...*<br>**[01:43] Teruhiko**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Yo, Maeda.<br>**[01:44] Teruhiko**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Do you wanna go to the art classroom with me?<br>**[01:46] Teruhiko**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;We should have a naughty tea time together.<br>**[01:48] Sakuya**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;What do you think you're doing?<br>**[01:50] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Maeda is going to pee with me now.<br>**[01:53] Teruhiko**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;You might be the worst<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;delinquent in this school,<br>**[01:55] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;but you're only an unripe fruit in the end.<br>**[01:57] Teruhiko**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I'm sure what Maeda really wants is to enjoy<br>**[02:00] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;tea time with a mature, sexy guy like me.<br>**[02:05] Sakuya**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Shut it, you feeble-minded old man.<br>**[02:07] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Let's ignore this shameless<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;teacher and go pee together.<br>**[02:11] Teruhiko**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Seriously, that won't happen! You wanna have a<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; sexy honeymoon with me. Right, Maeda?<br>**[02:13] Sakuya**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;First of all, you're not sexy at all.<br>**[02:13] Yoshiki**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;*Oh, no... They're starting to fight...*<br>**[02:16] Teruhiko**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Okay, okay. It's time for the little baby to drink milk and take a nap.<br>**[02:17] Sakuya**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Look at me, though. This alluring hair!<br>**[02:20] Teruhiko**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;You're acting like a kid explaining about yourself in detail like that.<br>**[02:20] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;It's as though all the beautiful things in the world have gathered here, right?<br>**[02:22] Teruhiko**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Real sexy guys can seduce people just by their pheromones, breath, and eyes.<br>**[02:23] Yoshiki**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;You two... That's enough!!<br>**[02:33] Yoshiki**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;*Sheesh. They're both so selfish!*<br>**[02:36] Yuu**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Jeez. Big Brother is so boisterous!<br>**[02:40] Jirou**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;At this rate, his path to<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;love romance is going to be a long one.<br>***SIGN***&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Episode 5
<br>***SIGN***&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Vigorous Sports Day, Go Go Go!
<br>**[03:21] Voice**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Watch the next episode too, okay?<br>***SIGN***&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Check  out the  next  episode  too
<br>**[03:24] [SONG] Text**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Illustrated<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; by<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Nagareboshi<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Cosme-chan<br>