E10 - Dad Can't Offer Support

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[00:02] ---
    Please submit the events you
    want to do by next week.
SIGN    Sports Festival Events
SIGN    500m
SIGN    100m
     dash
SIGN    800m
     dash
SIGN    Three-
    legged
     race
SIGN    Chicken
     fight
SIGN    Pole
     Topple
SIGN    Scavenger
     Hunt
[00:06] ---
    Which one will you do?
[00:08] ---
    An easy one is best.
[00:09] ---
    Yeah, that's true.
[00:11] ---
    The Sports Festival... yet another annoyance.
[00:14] ---
    Kijima, what're you gonna do?
[00:16] ---
    Oh, I don't think I'll compete in anything.
[00:19] ---
    What, really?
[00:20] ---
    I'm so jealous. I'm bad at athletic things.
[00:24] ---
    Why not? You're good at sports and stuff.
[00:27] ---
    They asked him to be part of the cheer squad.
[00:29] ---
    I dunno what to do.
[00:30] ---
    What did he say?!
[00:32] ---
    If he's in the cheer squad...
    he wears that uniform! With the collar!
[00:35] ---
    And those exquisitely precise movements!!
[00:38] ---
    Whoa, that's great!
[00:40] ---
    Well I'm still thinking about it.
[00:42] ---
    I bet Horie would do her best
    if she was being cheered on by you.
[00:45] ---
    Yeah! I'll cheer hardcore if it's for Horie!
[00:51] ---
    Huh? Uh, well...
[00:53] ---
    Other people would be doing
    their best too, right?
[00:56] ---
    Hurrah! Hurrah!
[00:59] ---
    See?
[01:02] ---
    Then I'll do it! I'll be
    in the cheering squad!
[01:03] ---
    Alright!
[01:05] ---
    I won't skip the Sports Festival!
[01:12] ---
    Wakannai koto oosugi
[01:15] ---
    "Wakarou toshiteru jiten nonsense"
[01:18] ---
    Kimi no kotoba, muzukashii
[01:21] ---
    Kimi no miryoku mo wonderland
[01:26] ---
    Chime ga nattara ai ni yuku ne
[01:32] ---
    Muchuu ni sasete
[01:34] ---
    a-i-a-i-a
[01:37] ---
    Hyaku kara hajimaru count
[01:40] ---
    Kimi ni chikazukeru limit
[01:43] ---
    (Ah Ah Ah)
[01:45] ---
    Jitsu ni tanjunmeikai na kokoro
[01:49] ---
    Zero ni chikai daritsu de
[01:52] ---
    Seishun no uchi ni inukeru ka?!
[01:55] ---
    (Ah Ah Ah)
[01:57] ---
    Jitsu ni muzukashii bokura no kankei
[02:01] ---
    WONDER WONDER WONDERFUL WONDER
[02:08] ---
    Dad Can't Offer Support
[02:11] ---
    Dad, let me use the treadmill.
[02:13] ---
    What, are you out of shape? Or dieting?
[02:17] ---
    No, I'm going to do the sports festival.
[02:19] ---
    Eh?! You mean athletics-loathing,
    exercise-lacking,
[02:23] ---
    unenergetic Ao is going to participate
    in the sports festival, of all things?!
[02:26] ---
    I-I'm going to really try for once!
[02:29] ---
    There's someone who'll be cheering for me,
[02:32] ---
    so I don't want to look too awful out there.
[02:36] ---
    Kijima, right?
[02:38] ---
    Maybe I'll go to the sports festival too.
[02:40] ---
    What?! No!
[02:41] ---
    Why not?! I want to come watch!
[02:45] ---
    Horie
[02:46] ---
    I'll even bring my own athletic uniform!
[02:47] ---
    That's just the thing I hate!
[02:50] ---
    That Thing About Dad
    Number 1
    Elementary School Sports Festival
[02:51] ---
    That Thing About Dad, Number 1:
[02:53] ---
    YABE
    Elementary School Sports Festival.
[02:55] ---
    I am Ao's father!
[02:55] ---
    Hanasaki Horie
[02:59] ---
    Patrons, guests, and teachers,
    please accept my humble book as a gift.
[03:05] ---
    Wow!
    Oh my!
[03:07] ---
    Stop it! Don't do that!
SIGN    Tongue Moves of the Climax King My Hentaighway 2
[03:11] ---
    That Thing About Dad
    Number 2
    Junior High School Sports Festival
[03:12] ---
    That Thing About Dad, Number 2:
[03:14] ---
    Junior High School Sports Festival.
[03:17] ---
    Hmm, I see. No energy.
[03:19] ---
    They can't stand up straight.
[03:21] ---
    They look like they're going to collapse.
[03:24] ---
    This Hori-Edge Brand with Standup Extract
[03:30] ---
    Will get 'em going, nice and firm!
[03:32] ---
    Oh, yeah! Boner, boner!
    Oh, yeah! Boner, boner!
[03:34] ---
    Yeah!
    Oh, yeah! Boner, boner! Oh, yeah! Boner, boner!
[03:35] ---
    Don't hand out strange things!
[03:40] ---
    Do you know why I went into
    a high school far from home?
[03:45] ---
    Some people were grateful for it!
    They even gave me feedback!
[03:51] ---
    I won't hand out my novels or
    anything like that this time. Please?
[03:54] ---
    No.
[03:55] ---
    And I'll keep it secret that
    I'm an erotic novelist.
[03:58] ---
    No.
[03:58] ---
    I won't talk to anyone.
[04:00] ---
    No.
[04:00] ---
    Yabe will be with me.
[04:02] ---
    No.
[04:03] ---
    I'll observe quietly from the shadows!
[04:04] ---
    No! No means no! I don't
    like it when you're around!
[04:10] ---
    I-I didn't mean-
[04:12] ---
    I've got it.
[04:18] ---
    Boner!
[04:20] ---
    Even if you get accepted into a university,
    you are forbidden to live alone!
[04:22] ---
    You will live in this household
    for the rest of your life!
[04:25] ---
    You will realize just who is in charge here!
[04:32] ---
    Hmph. Now would be a good
    time to apologize if-
[04:34] ---
    Hello, Yabe? My dad met with
    another editor that I don't know!
[04:38] ---
    Okay. I'll increase the workload
    from our company tenfold!
[04:40] ---
    Wha?! What a load of bull plop!
[04:43] ---
    Can't I step out of the house for a moment?!
[04:45] ---
    It's your fault!
[04:46] ---
    Hmph!
[04:51] ---
    Mackerel
[04:51] ---
    From that day forward.
    Neither father nor daughter exchanged a word.
[04:51] ---
    Canned mackerel!
    From that day forward.
    Neither father nor daughter exchanged a word.
[04:52] ---
    From that day forward.
    Neither father nor daughter exchanged a word.
[04:54] ---
    Ramen
[04:55] ---
    Cup noodles!
    The father wrote diligently,
[04:57] ---
    Potato
[04:57] ---
    Seaweed and salt potato chips!
    and the daughter devoted herself to training.
[05:04] ---
    58TH SPORTS FESTIVAL
[05:16] ---
    Horie?
[05:22] ---
    Let me borrow you!
[05:22] ---
    Person you love
[05:23] ---
    Sure, borrow away!
[05:27] ---
    I don't think my dad is here...
[05:31] ---
    Oh, here's the youth...
[05:34] ---
    That's what he'd do if he were here.
[05:37] ---
    But he was working this whole morning.
[05:41] ---
    Oh, there you are, Horie.
    I was looking for you.
[05:43] ---
    It's like he hasn't slept at
    all, ever since I called Yabe.
[05:46] ---
    Horie?
[05:47] ---
    Hey, Horie.
[05:51] ---
    Kijima?! You startled me!
[05:53] ---
    Ah, sorry. I kept calling
    you but you didn't notice.
[05:58] ---
    Horie, you seem down today.
[06:00] ---
    Did something happen?
[06:01] ---
    Um...
[06:03] ---
    I-It's not a big deal, but...
[06:06] ---
    Yeah?
[06:09] ---
    I had a fight with my dad the other day,
[06:13] ---
    and we both exchanged some ugly words.
[06:23] ---
    K-Kijima?
[06:25] ---
    Yeah, I don't think you hurt your father
    as much as you think you did.
[06:31] ---
    But if you're still worried,
    you should try talking to him about it.
[06:35] ---
    O-Okay!
[06:36] ---
    Right, good luck out there!
[06:38] ---
    I see... So he was concerned about me.
[06:41] ---
    Maybe I went too far, maybe
    I hurt his feelings...
[06:45] ---
    Hey, Kijima! It's time to get ready!
[06:48] ---
    See ya!
[06:52] ---
    When I get home, maybe I'll
    do something nice for him.
[07:00] ---
    Dad?!
[07:03] ---
    Why are you collapsed over here?!
[07:06] ---
    I finally finished my work...
[07:12] ---
    Why would you work that hard?
[07:18] ---
    Because I want to see you, Ao.
[07:23] ---
    I want to support you.
[07:27] ---
    I was too harsh when I said
    you couldn't live alone.
[07:33] ---
    Dad, I also said-
[07:34] ---
    All participants in the 800 meter dash
    please gather at the entrance gate.
[07:39] ---
    I'll be watching you, so please go.
[07:53] ---
    You can do it! You've got this in the bag!
[07:55] ---
    Dad has no taste for naming things,
    and it's only caused me problems.
[08:01] ---
    On your marks.
[08:03] ---
    He's so knowledgeable in erotica
    I came to know it very well myself.
[08:07] ---
    Erotica
[08:07] ---
    My girl.
[08:12] ---
    Oh, my girl...
[08:15] ---
    My girl!
[08:18] ---
    I want to support you.
[08:25] ---
    He's always done that!
[08:28] ---
    Horie got a late start!
[08:29] ---
    What'd you say?!
[08:31] ---
    Whoa, you're here too?
[08:33] ---
    Yes. Let me join the cheering squad.
    I want to cheer for Ao!
[08:38] ---
    Sure thing! We'll root for her together!
[08:40] ---
    You're a good man!
[08:44] ---
    Hurrah! Hurrah! Horie!
[08:48] ---
    You can do it, Ao!
[08:51] ---
    E-Embarrassing. But I think I can run faster.
[08:59] ---
    Ao was always in last place,
    but she's doing well now!
[09:03] ---
    She's doing well because she practiced hard!
[09:08] ---
    Children really grow and leave
    their parents behind in the blink of an eye.
[09:16] ---
    We still need the help of our parents.
[09:23] ---
    Ao is not worthy of you.
[09:29] ---
    It's the last lap!
[09:34] ---
    She lost the lead!
[09:35] ---
    Go! Get your lead back!
[09:37] ---
    She came from behind you, Ao!
[09:39] ---
    Go forward! Go!
[09:42] ---
    She's may be out of energy.
[09:50] ---
    A-Ao! Ao!
[09:52] ---
    You can do it!
[09:55] ---
    If you hold on to those G-cups
    while you run you'll go faster!
[10:06] ---
    G...
[10:07] ---
    G...
[10:09] ---
    G...
[10:10] ---
    G...
[10:11] ---
    Huh? What? It got so quiet...
[10:23] ---
    Don't you ever come to this school again.
[10:25] ---
    Your personality's so hot and cold!
[10:28] ---
    Disinfectant.
[10:30] ---
    It burns!
[10:31] ---
    How's your dad?
[10:32] ---
    Thanks for watching out for me, Kijima.
[10:35] ---
    Whoa! Is that you?!
[10:37] ---
    Kijima, aren't you glad to
    find out one of Ao's secrets?
[10:40] ---
    Huh? Uh, I don't think...
[10:46] ---
    No, I mean, I like G-cups!
[10:48] ---
    I want to live by myself as soon as possible!
[10:51] ---
    Unbelievable!
[10:52] ---
    You got first place thanks to me and
    you're still being such an ungrateful child!
SIGN    CERTIFICATE OF MERIT
SIGN    GIRLS 800M DASH FIRST PLACE AO HORIE
[11:03] ---
    Atama no naka ippai ni afureteru
[11:08] ---
    Kimi no koto de senkyoritsu
    hyakunijuu percent
[11:14] ---
    Junsuimuku na kono kimochi gyutto
[11:18] ---
    Nagetsuketai tsutaetai zenbu
[11:25] ---
    Koi da tte kizuku mae kara
[11:29] ---
    Kimi ni zenbu goto hikareteita nda yo
[11:35] ---
    Soutomo shirazu ni sou yatte mata
[11:41] ---
    Mujaki na egao miseru kara komatta mo nda
[11:49] ---
    Kizukanai kana?
[11:57] ---
    C'mon, you don't want to?
    Ready whenever you are, Kijima!
[11:58] ---
    Let me explain.
    Ready whenever you are, Kijima!
[11:59] ---
    Kijima, you pervert!
[12:00] ---
    Shut up and enjoy this.
    Kijima, you pervert!
[12:01] ---
    Next time: Ao-chan Can't Wear Silky Panties.
[12:02] ---
    Next time
    Ao-chan Can't Wear Silky Panties
[12:04] ---
    Satisfy your hunger, and then, sex!