E5 - Ao-chan Can't Lead Virgins

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    My emotions are clear, though.
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    They went in!
[00:22] ---
    Looks like she got him in the groin.
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    Ao-chan Can't Lead Virgins
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    Five, four, three, two, one...
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    Zero.
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    It's past their checkout time...
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    Are they seriously staying the night?
    I don't know what to think anymore!
[01:39] ---
    I knew that those two were doing it,
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    but seeing it happen right
    in front of my eyes...
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    My mind has gone completely blank.
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    I have to keep my cool and think about this.
[01:51] ---
    I wonder if they'll take a
    bath before they do it...
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    Did they grope each other clean?!
[02:00] ---
    Kijima's a horny bastard!
    Looking forward to it, huh?!
[02:03] ---
    Trash! Despicable!
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    And in the bath, I'm sure the bubbles were
    all frothy like this and their bodies got...
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    Kijima's an idi...
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    Ao-chan...
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    Are you dirty like your name?
[02:26] ---
    No. It's only my father's
    profession that's dirty.
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    I'm different.
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    You don't think about that stuff at all?
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    No, I don't.
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    Even with someone you like?
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    Huh? Kijima?
[02:45] ---
    Why is he making that face?
[02:49] ---
    But...looks a little happy.
[03:01] ---
    These sheets feel nice against my hot skin.
[03:04] ---
    I just want to sleep like this.
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    Otherwise,
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    this situation is going to kill me!
[03:12] ---
    Why is he here?!
    Wasn't he spending time at the hotel with Miyabi?
[03:16] ---
    Why is he in my room?!
[03:17] ---
    Stop looking around!
[03:19] ---
    Horie's body was beautiful.
[03:24] ---
    Kijima felt compelled to acknowledge that.
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    Her supple form cloaked in
    the sweet post-bath perfume, Kijima-
[03:34] ---
    Kijima had just showed up to visit,
    so he carried you here for me.
[03:38] ---
    She sure was heavy, huh, Kijima?
[03:40] ---
    No...
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    Dad!
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    Well, Ao, you do weigh 9-
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    Good grief...
[03:49] ---
    What?
[03:50] ---
    I'm nervous.
[03:51] ---
    Nervous?
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    Aren't you used to being
    in girls' rooms by now?
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    Huh? I'm not used to that!
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    What, you don't believe me?!
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    Of course I don't. You're a normie after all.
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    Excuse me?
[04:04] ---
    You're judging me
    based on such flimsy reasoning, Horie?
[04:08] ---
    It isn't flimsy.
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    I observed things in a calm
    manner, as I always do.
[04:12] ---
    Well, Horie, you're not very calm right now.
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    I've been careful not to say anything, but...
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    I saw you.
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    You and Miyabi kissed and
    then went into a hotel!
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    That was-
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    I'm not criticizing you for it,
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    but can I really believe that type of guy
    has never been in a girl's room before?
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    Anyone who believes that is quite the idiot!
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    I've thought this from the beginning,
    but you and I are incompatible in many ways,
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    including our behavior and our minds!
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    Ao does not like you, Takumi!
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    I'm begging you, please listen to me.
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    No high schoolers allowed!
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    Tch!
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    Er, I'll walk you to the station.
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    Don't bother!
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    Uh...
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    By the way, Takaoka, are
    you friends with Horie?
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    Go fix that limp dick, Takumi!
[05:12] ---
    What?!
    Go fix that limp dick, Takumi!
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    That's all.
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    What about... the kiss?
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    I stopped her like this.
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    That was so cruel to Miyabi!
[05:20] ---
    What?!
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    I'd lash out in that situation, too!
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    I can't really help it....
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    I only want to do that
    with the person I like.
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    B-Besides, I bet you say
    that to all the girls.
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    I don't!
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    Th-Then you're saying it
    to me because I seem easy.
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    No, I'm not!
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    For that matter, I don't even know
    what it means for someone to be "easy" or not!
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    I don't know either!
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    The thing is....
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    I'M A...
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    VIRGIN!
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    Sorry! I'm leaving!
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    Thank you for having me!
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    Ao, your facial features are askew.
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    I feel so refreshed this morning!
[06:10] ---
    It's been so long since I've felt this nice!
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    This is the beginning of
    an enjoyable school day!
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    My daughter's gone insane from shock!
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    Hey, morning Kijima.
[06:25] ---
    Morning!
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    Hey, mor-
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    ning...
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    Kijima's avoiding me.
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    I get it. The situation calls for that.
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    It's embarrassing to be exposed as a virgin.
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    God of Erotica
    Champion of Erotic Info
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    In that respect, since I have my father's knowledge
    on my side, I have the advantage over Kijima!
[06:39] ---
    Erotica...
    In that respect, since I have my father's knowledge
    on my side, I have the advantage over Kijima!
[06:41] ---
    In that respect, since I have my father's knowledge
    on my side, I have the advantage over Kijima!
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    Horie.
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    Horie, you're good at English, right?
[06:50] ---
    Will you help Kijima out?
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    Hey, Uehara?!
[06:53] ---
    Well, you're avoiding her today,
    so I thought I'd help you out!
[06:57] ---
    Sure.
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    Oh? This is unusual.
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    Ah, well, I was rude to Kijima,
    so that will be my apology.
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    After all, one must be kind to virgins.
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    Ask me anything you'd like.
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    Goodness, Kijima, calm down.
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    I can't believe I can
    talk to Kijima so easily.
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    Horie.
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    Hm?
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    "I think about you all the time."
[07:30] ---
    What does that mean?
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    What's that?!
[07:34] ---
    Dandy Hori's
    Manly English Conversation
    Super easy!!
[07:34] ---
    Just how many stints does that old man have?!
[07:38] ---
    You're still too inexperienced for that one.
[07:40] ---
    Am I? But this book's pretty
    popular amongst my friends.
[07:43] ---
    This book is no good!
    They're just making fun of your discipline!
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    I'm not all that disciplined, though...
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    That isn't true!
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    I mean, you're a virgin!
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    Uh, Horie. About what happened-
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    It's alright! I already know what you mean.
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    I have to refuse once he asks me to teach him
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    about the relations between men and women.
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    I can't do that, little Virgin!
[08:05] ---
    B-But ma'am, I... I-
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    Shall we study now?
[08:13] ---
    Your mind will be at ease if
    you wait until you're ready!
[08:18] ---
    Thanks for your help today.
[08:20] ---
    You're gonna get into a good university, huh?
[08:22] ---
    I'm going to a national one.
[08:23] ---
    What?! Were you already accepted?
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    No, I just know that I'm going.
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    It feels more likely to happen
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    if I say something
    decisive like "I'm going" instead of "I want to go."
[08:34] ---
    Wh-What?!
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    You're smart, but you have
    such a childlike way of thinking.
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    Grr. He's making fun of me,
    even though he's a virgin.
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    But I like that about you.
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    He's popular, so why is he still a virgin?
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    He only wants to kiss someone he likes...
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    I wonder if that makes me his first love.
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    Are you sure... you want me as your first?
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    Why?
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    Forget I asked that!
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    Why would you ask me something like that?
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    You should listen to what I say!
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    I, I mean, well... You're a virgin, Kijima.
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    Don't you feel anxious?
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    I need to slow this back down!
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    It's just that it's all a no-brainer for me!
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    What does that mean?
[09:28] ---
    Why is it a no-brainer for you?
[09:30] ---
    Wh-What do you mean why?
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    Huh? Is he mad?
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    Don't tell me... it's all routine for you?
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    It's not... It would be my
    first time for everything.
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    Kijima, you're scaring me!
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    I-I'm sorry!
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    I made her cry...
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    But doing all that because
    I'm a virgin is so condescending.
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    I could be a womanizer
    if I wanted to, though...
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    This is the perfect place for when I'm down.
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    It always helps soothe my pain.
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    Miyabi!
[10:20] ---
    Everyone's telling me that I'm dirty!
[10:24] ---
    So what? Just let them say it!
[10:29] ---
    No, not now! This time is only for relaxing!
[10:33] ---
    Miyabi!
[10:36] ---
    Wh-what the hell do you
    want? Why are you here?!
[10:38] ---
    I saw you from outside.
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    Oh, I get it. You heard
    from Takumi, didn't you?
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    Hilarious, right? I brought him
    to the hotel and nothing even happened.
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    Laugh at me all you want.
[10:50] ---
    Miyabi!
[10:54] ---
    I'm so glad you escaped unharmed!
[10:55] ---
    Why?!
[10:56] ---
    It's scary! Normies don't respect virginity!
[10:59] ---
    They'll have you against a wall in no time!
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    Get away from me!
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    Is this a den for depravity?!
[12:06] ---
    How much is it?!
[12:07] ---
    A boob festival?
[12:07] ---
    Sir?!
    A boob festival?
[12:09] ---
    Next time: Kijima-kun Can't Wait Any Longer
[12:10] ---
    Next time
    Kijima Can't Wait Any Longer
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    Getting familiar is the
    starting point for sex.