E1 - Ao-chan Can't Enjoy Her Youth

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    Ao Horie, Year 1, Class 2.
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    Essay Presentation
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    "The Origin of my Name."
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    My dad gave me my name.
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    Essay Presentation
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    My name is "Ao..."
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    as in "show 'em my A-O-face!"
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    From the time that I eagerly
    announced that at our class observation day,
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    my life has been miserable.
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    AO-CHAN CAN'T ENJOY HER YOUTH
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    One person got a perfect
    score on this assignment.
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    Ao Horie.
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    Yes, sir.
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    Amazing!
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    Horie is always studying, huh?
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    Huh, are you serious?
    She's young and she should have more fun!
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    Youth?
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    I have no interest in something like that.
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    When I graduate high school,
    I'll make sure of it:
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    I want to live a modest life on my own!
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    I'll be going to a prominent
    national university under my parents' terms.
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    Then I'll go to a university
    as far away as possible.
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    To that end, I don't mind abandoning
    the short flash of youth!
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    Horie's so awesome!
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    This voice...
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    What did you do to get such a high score?
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    There he is, the King of the Normies!
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    Did you try studying?
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    Of course you gotta do that!
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    You gotta study, Kijima.
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    Shut up!
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    This shallow-looking guy is Takumi Kijima.
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    He's talkative, and he has
    many friends of both sexes.
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    His looks aren't too bad, either.
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    And he gets asked out and
    stuff like that pretty often.
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    In any case, we exist in
    completely opposite spaces.
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    Goal Management App
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    Is that a game?
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    Which game app is that?
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    But why is he always coming to talk to me?
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    It's not a game.
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    Kijima, can you go elsewhere, please?
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    What?!
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    Kijima got rejected!
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    Ugh, jeez, there's even more boys here now.
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    A huge mass of horny pervs are all around me!
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    From the beginning of time,
    men have viewed women in a sexual light,
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    and as long as there's
    an opportunity, attempt to have sex!
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    Looks and stuff don't even matter!
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    They're animals!
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    If there's a hole, they'll poke it in!
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    Kijima comes near me
    because he's thinking vulgar things!
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    Despite what you say,
    your body shows how you truly feel.
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    Let me hear your pretty
    voice when you cry out.
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    That was pretty good.
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    Can I really stand to let
    him get any closer to me?!
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    But seriously, Horie...
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    Whoa. Does she hate me?
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    Horie is pretty cold towards
    all the boys, though.
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    She doesn't really talk to the girls either.
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    Yeah.
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    But you just talk to her normally,
    so she's gotten a little easier to approach.
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    Well, that's good at least.
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    That's not good.
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    Goal Management App
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    If Kijima keeps misunderstanding me like this,
    he'll get in the way of my studying,
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    and even worse all of those guys...
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    Next time, I'll just
    straight up say I hate him.
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    HORIE
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    I hate all men, for the most part.
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    DESIRE
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    Including the ones in my family.
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    You're late!
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    You're late, Ao!
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    You promised me you'd make me some
    tiddy pudding, didn't you?!
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    I already did. Get it out
    of the fridge yourself.
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    No! I'm tired, you get it for me!
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    You get it! Please!
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    Ao. Please just take care of it this time.
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    Yabe?
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    If you don't, then he'll
    lose this serialization.
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    It's the 87th part of the super popular series
    "Pleasure Proposal."
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    Misako and Atsushi have their first
    secret rendezvous in a week.
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    On top of that, they're the
    only two in the office kitchen.
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    And now! The time has come!
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    And they will drop it.
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    Oh, I've got it! I know!
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    If you don't get me my pudding,
    I'm gonna go to your school!
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    And I'm gonna introduce myself!
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    Stop.
    Please stop this.
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    My dad is the very prominent...
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    Erotic novelist, Mr. Hanasaki Horie.
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    Around the neighborhood,
    he's called the Pleasure Master.
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    Incidentally, my home is
    called the House of Lewd.
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    Hurry! Hurry! You have to hurry!
    My father is also the one who named me.
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    It's detestable.
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    He's a lecherous demon.
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    Here's your pudding.
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    Hooray!
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    Here's your spoon.
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    Hooray!
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    Okay, I'm going back to my room.
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    The tiddy... The tiddy is...
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    What'd you do to the tiddies?!
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    Ao! How dare you desecrate the
    opulence known as the tiddy!
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    Dad.
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    Yes.
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    I'm sorry but I don't want
    to talk to any men today.
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    I see...
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    Not just me, but "men"?
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    I sense she's in heat.
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    Today I'm going to tell
    Kijima that I hate him.
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    Horie.
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    Go to the nurse's office and
    bring this uniform to Kijima.
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    The nurse's office?
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    Yes, he twisted his ankle earlier.
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    I don't wa-
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    Wait... This is my chance
    to tell him how I feel.
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    Nurse's Office
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    You should have come to the
    group date the other day.
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    I'm not really down for that right now.
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    What? You're done dating at such a young age?
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    Uehara, you were hesitant
    about all that stuff too, weren't you?
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    Oh, that? I'm totally okay now.
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    Wh-what an obscene conversation...
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    If you're having problems,
    you can talk to me.
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    I'm not gonna tell you!
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    I'm hiding without even realizing it...
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    I must accomplish my objective!
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    Excuse me... Kijima...
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    I've brought your uniform.
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    Huh, Horie?
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    Did he just... blush?
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    Thanks. Wow, I didn't think you'd come.
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    Oh, was he just surprised?
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    The teacher only asked me
    to since I was close by him.
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    Straight to the point, huh?
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    The flow of this conversation...
    Now's my chance!
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    Although...
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    I hate you. You irritate
    me, so please stay away.
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    Shock!
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    I can't just say that out of the blue.
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    I'll just build up to it.
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    Kijima. There's something
    I want to tell you. Please listen.
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    Huh? Okay.
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    You're very popular, and you'll even talk to me,
    so I think you're a good person.
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    Yes. Perfect.
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    But to me, yo....
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    S X IS POSSIBLE!!
    DAD IS ROOTING FOR YOU!
SIGN    DAD IS ROOTING FOR YOU! S X IS POSSIBLE!
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    Ninja.
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    What? The window?
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    He can't see that!
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    Whoa!
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    Ouch... Wait, it's hot?
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    Horie... I can't breathe...
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    S-S-S-Sorry!
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    Uh, it's alright.
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    Was there something in the window?
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    S-Sorry, that was my mistake.
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    He was pressed up into my chest!
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    Kijima is probably fairly
    used to that, though.
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    No! Anybody that was thrown off guard
    like that would get surprised and turn red!
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    So what were you saying?
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    Huh?
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    You started to say something,
    right? What was it?
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    Huh? What's with that intense look?
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    Does he want me to say I
    hate him? Is he a masochist?
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    It's hard to say I hate him
    if he looks at me like that.
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    Kijima. Please don't look at me like that.
    It's hard to say anything.
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    Huh? Yeah, sorry. That was unintentional.
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    Wh-why am I this nervous in front of Kijima?
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    This guy is the King of the Normies,
    and the epitome of the beasts!
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    I'm just going to say it!
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    I-I honestly...
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    M-My damn father!
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    It's Operation Tiddy Drop!
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    Horie...
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    My dad is an idiot!
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    The hole's gonna get poked!
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    Huh?
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    Horie!
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    Please value yourself more!
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    I won't do something like that to you...
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    What?! So at best, this is a physical-
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    I love you.
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    What?
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    I don't understand what he's saying.
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    Huh? How did I get on the train?
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    Calm down, Ao.
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    It's times like this when I
    should check my study schedule!
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    A-Am I a stalker?!
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    I hate men, and I don't need friends.
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    I don't need youth either. But...
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    Why am I so worried about this?
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    How did I reply to him?
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    I've always loved you.
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    Because it's embarrassing...
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    Please choose your preferred fetish.
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    Is Kijima worried?
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    NEXT TIME
    AO-CHAN CAN'T EASILY DECLINE
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    Let's have sex.