# E10 - Dad Can't Offer Support
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/watch/GY0XKJ7P6/dad-cant-offer-support)
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Please submit the events you
want to do by next week.
***SIGN*** Sports Festival Events
***SIGN*** 500m
***SIGN*** 100m
dash
***SIGN*** 800m
dash
***SIGN*** Three-
legged
race
***SIGN*** Chicken
fight
***SIGN*** Pole
Topple
***SIGN*** Scavenger
Hunt
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Which one will you do?
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An easy one is best.
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Yeah, that's true.
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The Sports Festival... yet another annoyance.
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Kijima, what're you gonna do?
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Oh, I don't think I'll compete in anything.
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What, really?
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I'm so jealous. I'm bad at athletic things.
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Why not? You're good at sports and stuff.
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They asked him to be part of the cheer squad.
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I dunno what to do.
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What did he say?!
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If he's in the cheer squad...
he wears that uniform! With the collar!
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And those exquisitely precise movements!!
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Whoa, that's great!
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Well I'm still thinking about it.
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I bet Horie would do her best
if she was being cheered on by you.
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Yeah! I'll cheer hardcore if it's for Horie!
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Huh? Uh, well...
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Other people would be doing
their best too, right?
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Hurrah! Hurrah!
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See?
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Then I'll do it! I'll be
in the cheering squad!
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Alright!
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I won't skip the Sports Festival!
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Wakannai koto oosugi
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"Wakarou toshiteru jiten nonsense"
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Kimi no kotoba, muzukashii
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Kimi no miryoku mo wonderland
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Chime ga nattara ai ni yuku ne
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Muchuu ni sasete
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a-i-a-i-a
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Hyaku kara hajimaru count
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Kimi ni chikazukeru limit
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(Ah Ah Ah)
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Jitsu ni tanjunmeikai na kokoro
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Zero ni chikai daritsu de
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Seishun no uchi ni inukeru ka?!
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(Ah Ah Ah)
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Jitsu ni muzukashii bokura no kankei
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WONDER WONDER WONDERFUL WONDER
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Dad Can't Offer Support
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Dad, let me use the treadmill.
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What, are you out of shape? Or dieting?
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No, I'm going to do the sports festival.
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Eh?! You mean athletics-loathing,
exercise-lacking,
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unenergetic Ao is going to participate
in the sports festival, of all things?!
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I-I'm going to really try for once!
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There's someone who'll be cheering for me,
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so I don't want to look too awful out there.
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Kijima, right?
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Maybe I'll go to the sports festival too.
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What?! No!
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Why not?! I want to come watch!
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Horie
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I'll even bring my own athletic uniform!
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That's just the thing I hate!
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That Thing About Dad
Number 1
Elementary School Sports Festival
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That Thing About Dad, Number 1:
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YABE
Elementary School Sports Festival.
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I am Ao's father!
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Hanasaki Horie
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Patrons, guests, and teachers,
please accept my humble book as a gift.
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Wow!
Oh my!
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Stop it! Don't do that!
***SIGN*** Tongue Moves of the Climax King My Hentaighway 2
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That Thing About Dad
Number 2
Junior High School Sports Festival
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That Thing About Dad, Number 2:
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Junior High School Sports Festival.
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Hmm, I see. No energy.
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They can't stand up straight.
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They look like they're going to collapse.
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This Hori-Edge Brand with Standup Extract
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Will get 'em going, nice and firm!
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Oh, yeah! Boner, boner!
Oh, yeah! Boner, boner!
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Yeah!
Oh, yeah! Boner, boner! Oh, yeah! Boner, boner!
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Don't hand out strange things!
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Do you know why I went into
a high school far from home?
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Some people were grateful for it!
They even gave me feedback!
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I won't hand out my novels or
anything like that this time. Please?
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No.
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And I'll keep it secret that
I'm an erotic novelist.
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No.
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I won't talk to anyone.
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No.
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Yabe will be with me.
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No.
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I'll observe quietly from the shadows!
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No! No means no! I don't
like it when you're around!
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I-I didn't mean-
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I've got it.
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Boner!
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Even if you get accepted into a university,
you are forbidden to live alone!
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You will live in this household
for the rest of your life!
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You will realize just who is in charge here!
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Hmph. Now would be a good
time to apologize if-
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Hello, Yabe? My dad met with
another editor that I don't know!
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Okay. I'll increase the workload
from our company tenfold!
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Wha?! What a load of bull plop!
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Can't I step out of the house for a moment?!
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It's your fault!
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Hmph!
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Mackerel
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From that day forward.
Neither father nor daughter exchanged a word.
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Canned mackerel!
From that day forward.
Neither father nor daughter exchanged a word.
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From that day forward.
Neither father nor daughter exchanged a word.
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Ramen
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Cup noodles!
The father wrote diligently,
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Potato
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Seaweed and salt potato chips!
and the daughter devoted herself to training.
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58TH SPORTS FESTIVAL
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Horie?
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Let me borrow you!
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Person you love
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Sure, borrow away!
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I don't think my dad is here...
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Oh, here's the youth...
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That's what he'd do if he were here.
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But he was working this whole morning.
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Oh, there you are, Horie.
I was looking for you.
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It's like he hasn't slept at
all, ever since I called Yabe.
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Horie?
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Hey, Horie.
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Kijima?! You startled me!
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Ah, sorry. I kept calling
you but you didn't notice.
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Horie, you seem down today.
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Did something happen?
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Um...
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I-It's not a big deal, but...
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Yeah?
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I had a fight with my dad the other day,
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and we both exchanged some ugly words.
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K-Kijima?
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Yeah, I don't think you hurt your father
as much as you think you did.
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But if you're still worried,
you should try talking to him about it.
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O-Okay!
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Right, good luck out there!
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I see... So he was concerned about me.
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Maybe I went too far, maybe
I hurt his feelings...
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Hey, Kijima! It's time to get ready!
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See ya!
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When I get home, maybe I'll
do something nice for him.
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Dad?!
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Why are you collapsed over here?!
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I finally finished my work...
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Why would you work that hard?
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Because I want to see you, Ao.
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I want to support you.
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I was too harsh when I said
you couldn't live alone.
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Dad, I also said-
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All participants in the 800 meter dash
please gather at the entrance gate.
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I'll be watching you, so please go.
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You can do it! You've got this in the bag!
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Dad has no taste for naming things,
and it's only caused me problems.
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On your marks.
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He's so knowledgeable in erotica
I came to know it very well myself.
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Erotica
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My girl.
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Oh, my girl...
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My girl!
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I want to support you.
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He's always done that!
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Horie got a late start!
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What'd you say?!
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Whoa, you're here too?
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Yes. Let me join the cheering squad.
I want to cheer for Ao!
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Sure thing! We'll root for her together!
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You're a good man!
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Hurrah! Hurrah! Horie!
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You can do it, Ao!
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E-Embarrassing. But I think I can run faster.
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Ao was always in last place,
but she's doing well now!
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She's doing well because she practiced hard!
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Children really grow and leave
their parents behind in the blink of an eye.
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We still need the help of our parents.
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Ao is not worthy of you.
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It's the last lap!
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She lost the lead!
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Go! Get your lead back!
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She came from behind you, Ao!
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Go forward! Go!
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She's may be out of energy.
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A-Ao! Ao!
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You can do it!
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If you hold on to those G-cups
while you run you'll go faster!
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G...
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G...
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G...
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G...
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Huh? What? It got so quiet...
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Don't you ever come to this school again.
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Your personality's so hot and cold!
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Disinfectant.
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It burns!
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How's your dad?
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Thanks for watching out for me, Kijima.
**[10:35] ---**
Whoa! Is that you?!
**[10:37] ---**
Kijima, aren't you glad to
find out one of Ao's secrets?
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Huh? Uh, I don't think...
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No, I mean, I like G-cups!
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I want to live by myself as soon as possible!
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Unbelievable!
**[10:52] ---**
You got first place thanks to me and
you're still being such an ungrateful child!
***SIGN*** CERTIFICATE OF MERIT
***SIGN*** GIRLS 800M DASH FIRST PLACE AO HORIE
**[11:03] ---**
Atama no naka ippai ni afureteru
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Kimi no koto de senkyoritsu
hyakunijuu percent
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Junsuimuku na kono kimochi gyutto
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Nagetsuketai tsutaetai zenbu
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Koi da tte kizuku mae kara
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Kimi ni zenbu goto hikareteita nda yo
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Soutomo shirazu ni sou yatte mata
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Mujaki na egao miseru kara komatta mo nda
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Kizukanai kana?
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C'mon, you don't want to?
Ready whenever you are, Kijima!
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Let me explain.
Ready whenever you are, Kijima!
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Kijima, you pervert!
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Shut up and enjoy this.
Kijima, you pervert!
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Next time: Ao-chan Can't Wear Silky Panties.
**[12:02] ---**
Next time
Ao-chan Can't Wear Silky Panties
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Satisfy your hunger, and then, sex!