E9 - Though My Life May Have Ended Once By Some Twist of Fate I Have Risen, and If Song and Dance Are to Be My Fate, Then Carrying the Memories of My Comrades In My Heart As I Sally Forth Sha

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[00:01] Sakura
    Last time on Zombie Land Saga!
[00:02] Sakura
    After a crazy Saga Rock,
    people are starting to hear our name!
[00:05] Sakura
    Franchouchou's so happy
    and embarrassed! We did it!
[00:08] Sakura
    But then Lily-chan's pappy
    showed up out of nowhere!
[00:11] Sakura
    At first she wasn't sure what to do,
[00:12] Sakura
    but she seemed really happy to learn
    that he never stopped caring about her!
[00:14] ---
    
[00:15] Sakura
    Even with my zombie heart, what happened
    still gave me that warm feeling!
[00:19] Sakura
    The end!
[00:23] (Flashback) Saki
    Those Korosuke chicks don't
    know when to give up...
SIGN    Reiko Kirishima Saki Nikaido
[00:29] Reiko
    They're freaking out, trying to
    keep us from taking over Kyushu.
[00:33] Saki
    This is getting to be a drag.
[00:35] Saki
    Maybe I'll just crush them all myself.
[00:38] (Flashback) Reiko
    You really oughta do something
    about that crazy streak
[00:41] (Flashback) Reiko
    or it's gonna end up killing you.
[00:43] (Flashback) Saki
    No way in hell am I dying.
[00:45] (Flashback) Saki
    And neither is this little guy!
[00:48] (Flashback) Saki
    Check it out! A Maskutchi.
[00:51] (Flashback) Reiko
    Let's head back.
[00:52] (Flashback) Saki
    Damn, I'm hungry!
[00:54] (Flashback) Saki
    I wish Drive Tori was open this early...
[01:04] (Flashback) Saki
    Reiko! You wanna race to Tenmangu?
[01:08] (Flashback) Reiko
    You never learn, huh?
[01:09] (Flashback) Reiko
    You know that when it comes to cranking
    the throttle, you never beat me.
[01:13] (Flashback) Saki
    I'll make up for it with guts.
[01:15] (Flashback) Reiko
    Not in a million years.
SIGN    Episode 9 Though My Life May Have Ended Once By Some Twist of Fate I Have Risen, and If Song and Dance Are to Be My Fate, Then Carrying the Memories of My Comrades In My Heart As I Sally Forth Shall Be My SAGA
[01:33] Intro
    Even if we're dead, we want to
    make our dreams come true...
[01:35] Intro
    No, even if we're dead, we
    will make them come true!
[01:38] Intro
    Is that despair? Or is it hope?
[01:40] Intro
    We'll overcome a harsh fate, and even if
    we don't have a pulse, we'll press on!
[01:44] Intro
    Because that is our saga!
[02:59] Grandpas
    Huh? What was that?
[03:00] Grandpas
    Like I said!
[03:02] Grandpas
    Those gals said they wanna join us!
[03:05] Grandpas
    For the Kashima Dance!
[03:07] Grandpas
    What?!
[03:09] Saki
    You trying to tell me this is
    gonna help Franchouchou out?
[03:13] Sakura
    S-Sure!
[03:14] Sakura
    That's what Kotaro-san said...
SIGN    Advanced Age
SIGN    Young People
[03:18] (Flashback) Kotaro
    So, if you take a look here, you can see
     that the population of Saga
SIGN    Graph of Age Demographics In Saga
[03:22] (Flashback) Kotaro
    is generally of advanced age, right?
[03:24] (Flashback) Kotaro
    Which means you all need to work harder
     to grab the hearts of all these old folks!
[03:28] (Flashback) Kotaro
    And in order to make them your fans...
SIGN    Kashima Dance
[03:32] (Flashback) Kotaro
    You're going to joining in on a practice
    meeting for the Kashima Dance!
[03:36] Junko
    Has there ever in history been idols
    with a significant elderly fanbase?
[03:42] Ai
    Well, not that I've heard of.
[03:45] Grandpas
    All right, it's about time to get started.
[03:49] Grandpas
    Upsie-daisy...
[03:52] Grandpas
    Music! Come on!
[03:57] Enka
    Saga is hidden in the leaves,
    deep in the south
[04:03] Lily
    Wow!
[04:05] Saki
    They're sharp as hell!
[04:06] Grandpa
    Get a move on, now! All of you, come on!
[04:10] Sakura
    We're supposed to come on already?!
[04:12] Junko
    Do you think we'll be able to keep up?
[04:14] Ai
    Well, we'll just have to find out!
[04:17] [SONG] Ai
    Now, come and dance, come along and dance!
[04:28] Lily
    That was harder than our
    usual lessons, I think!
[04:33] Sakura
    You two!
[04:36] Sakura
    Everybody's waiting!
[04:38] Lily
    Coming!
[05:13] Lily
    Lame.
[05:15] Maria
    You chicks...
[05:17] Maria
    What the hell makes you think
    you can dance around here, huh?
[05:23] Maria
    What middle school you from, anyway?!
[05:25] Sakura
    I-It's like another Saki-chan...
[05:27] Lily
    I'm a permanent grade schooler now,
     thank you!
[05:31] Ukawa
    Maria-chan, I think going after
    grade schoolers is kinda...
[05:34] Sayama
    I agree with her.
[05:37] Maria
    N-Never mind you, then.
[05:40] Maria
    But you! What the hell makes you think
    you can hoot and holler in this park?!
[05:44] Sakura
    I-I mean...
[05:46] Sakura
    Th-This is a public park, right?
[05:56] Lily
    Yeah, get her!
[05:58] Sakura
    This is bad! Tae-chan, cut it out!
[06:04] Maria
    What the hell is wrong with you, bitch?!
[06:07] Saki
    Sakura! You done yet?
[06:09] Saki
    I'm gonna kill you if you
    don't get a move on.
[06:12] Lily
    Saki-chan!
[06:13] Maria
    Where the hell do you get off
    butting into this, huh?!
[06:22] Saki
    Don't pick fights you're not ready for.
[06:25] Ukawa
    Maria-chan...
[06:26] Ukawa
    These girls seem kinda dangerous.
[06:28] Ukawa
    Also, crazy.
[06:30] Sayama
    I agree with her!
SIGN    Dorami (Mad Demon Beauties) Eighth Boss Maria Kirishima
SIGN    Dorami
[06:43] Maria
    Just remember, this park is Dorami turf!
[06:47] Maria
    You got that?!
[06:50] Lily
    What the heck was that?
[06:52] Sakura
    Thank you, Saki-chan.
[06:58] Saki
    For real...?
[07:01] Sayama
    Maria-chan...
[07:02] Sayama
    I'm starting to think we
    shouldn't bother anymore.
[07:06] Ukawa
    Maybe we should all quit
    Dorami-chan together.
[07:09] Maria
    Don't put a -chan on the
    end of the team's name!
[07:11] Ukawa
    Our bikes are scooters...
[07:13] Sayama
    Being lady bikers is too much work.
[07:16] Maria
    Dumbass!
[07:18] Maria
    I am not quitting this team, no matter what!
[07:22] Ukawa
    But your mom... I mean,
    even the first boss...
[07:27] Maria
    I keep telling you not to bring her up.
[07:32] Ukawa
    Sorry...
SIGN    Fallen Angels
SIGN    Korosuke (Murder Girls)
[07:41] Sayama
    Maria-chan! It's Korosuke!
SIGN    Korosuke
SIGN    Korosuke
[07:55] Ukawa
    Th-The tenth boss of Korosuke...
[07:59] Sayama
    Misa the Fallen Angel!
[08:02] Misa
    Been a while, Maria.
[08:04] Misa
    I was thinking it's about time
    I shut Dorami down for good.
[08:08] Maria
    You can take all that crap
    you're talking and cram it.
[08:10] Maria
    Dorami isn't going anywh—
[08:17] Misa
    No one interfere, now.
[08:20] Misa
    This beef has been going since these clubs
    started... Why don't we end it ourselves?
[08:26] Maria
    Sounds good to me.
[08:30] Lily
    Tae-chan! Did you eat my squid?!
[08:30] Sakura
    We danced ourselves to death back there...
[08:32] Yugiri
    Yes, it was quite the good time.
[08:34] Tae
    Liar! Open your mouth!
[08:36] Ai
    Hey, quit playing around!
    We're crammed in here!
[08:39] Junko
    Excuse me... can someone open a window?
[08:39] Lily
    Open up, Tae-chan! Tae-chan!
[08:43] Yugiri
    Are you not feeling well, Junko-han?
[08:43] Lily
    Give it back! That was my squid!
[08:46] Yugiri
    There's a pressure point
    here that should help...
[08:49] Sakura
    Does that still work on zombies?
[08:53] Kotaro
    Could all of you please shut the hell up?!
[08:58] Lily
    Give it, Tae-chan!
[09:00] Lily
    That's my squid! Give it back!
[09:01] Sakura
    What's wrong, Saki-chan?
[09:02] Saki
    Damn it...
[09:05] Ai
    What are you doing?!
[09:08] Lily
    Tatsumi...
[09:09] Kotaro
    What is it now?! Damn!
[09:11] Lily
    Saki-chan fell out.
[09:13] Kotaro
    No way!
[09:24] Saki
    Hold up.
[09:30] Saki
    Oh, crap.
[09:35] Korosukes
    H-Hey! This is none of your
     business! Back off!
[09:47] Misa
    And who are you?
[09:48] Saki
    Me? Let's see...
[09:53] Cop
    Hey, hey! What are you
    girls doing over there?
[09:58] Cop
    I-I'll call for backup, y'know...!
[10:01] Cop
    If you don't wanna end up locked up,
    be good kids and run along... please.
[10:05] Misa
    That killed the mood.
[10:09] Misa
    We'll settle this some other way.
[10:12] Misa
    And soon.
[10:20] Maria
    What'd you butt in for?
[10:24] Saki
    Because you've got no chance
    in hell against her.
[10:27] Maria
    Don't just make stuff up!
[10:29] Saki
    I'm telling you, you can't take her.
[10:32] Maria
    No matter what anybody says,
    I'm gonna keep Dorami going!
[10:37] Saki
    Listen...
[10:39] Saki
    What's her name, anyway?
[10:43] Saki
    Your, uh... Y'know.
[10:46] Saki
    You got a mom, right?
[10:49] Maria
    Who gives a crap about that spineless wimp?
[10:52] Maria
    Let's go.
[10:53] Ukawa
    Maria-chan, wait!
SIGN    Amabuki Naomasa
SIGN    Reiko
SIGN    Maria
[11:14] Reiko
    Maria! I was so worried!
[11:16] Reiko
    You were out so late...
[11:18] Maria
    Give it a rest.
[11:19] Reiko
    Wait! This was stuffed into our mailbox...
SIGN    Challenge
[11:26] Maria
    It's them... Are they stupid?!
[11:29] Reiko
    Please, Maria, stop all this!
[11:32] Maria
    Cram it! It's none of your business, anyway!
[11:39] Reiko
    I'm sorry.
[11:41] Maria
    Why are you always apologizing when
    you didn't do anything wrong?!
[11:45] Maria
    Like a weakling!
[11:52] Kotaro
    What the hell was that?!
[11:54] Kotaro
    The only way zombies like you are
    allowed to interact with living humans
[11:59] Kotaro
    is when you're doing idol stuff!
[12:01] Saki
    I get it.
[12:05] Kotaro
    No, you don't.
[12:09] Kotaro
    Anything involving violence
    is totally taboo for idols.
[12:13] Kotaro
    There's a chance that your personal actions
    could put an end to Franchouchou.
[12:18] Kotaro
    Keep that in mind.
[12:31] (Flashback) Reiko
    Thank you for being born, Maria!
[12:35] (Flashback) Maria
    I'm going now!
[12:36] (Flashback) Reiko
    Make sure to be a good girl
    and greet everybody! Be safe!
[12:40] (Flashback) Maria
    I'm heading out!
[12:42] (Flashback) Reiko
    You're all grown up now!
[12:44] (Flashback) Reiko
    Have a good day!
[12:46] (Flashback) Maria
    I'm leaving.
[12:47] (Flashback) Reiko
    I'm so glad you're such a good girl!
[12:51] (Flashback) Reiko
    Take care!
[12:55] (Flashback) Reiko
    Welcome ho—
[13:11] Reiko
    If you saw me now...
[13:14] Reiko
    I wonder what you'd think?
[13:18] Reiko
    Saki...
SIGN    Zombie Land Saga
SIGN    Zombie Land Saga
[13:31] (Flashback) Reiko
    So, what are you going to do from now on?
[13:35] (Flashback) Reiko
    In the future.
[13:37] (Flashback) Saki
    I figure after taking over Kyushu comes
    taking the rest of the country, right?
[13:41] (Flashback) Reiko
    That's just like you.
[13:42] (Flashback) Saki
    Not you, though?
[13:44] (Flashback) Reiko
    I...
[13:46] (Flashback) Reiko
    I want to get married like normal
    and have a normal family.
[13:51] (Flashback) Reiko
    Y'know, my parents are divorced...
    and stuff like studying and school clubs...
[13:56] (Flashback) Reiko
    I never had, like, a "normal youth," right?
[14:01] (Flashback) Reiko
    I don't want my kids to end up like this.
[14:04] (Flashback) Saki
    What the hell's normal supposed to be?
[14:07] (Flashback) Saki
    I don't get it.
[14:09] (Flashback) Reiko
    I bet you don't!
[14:14] Saki
    She's got the same eyes as Reiko.
[14:23] (Flashback) Misa
    We'll settle this some other way.
[14:26] (Flashback) Misa
    And soon.
[14:29] Saki
    That's pretty damn soon!
[14:34] Kotaro
    Where are you going?
[14:37] Kotaro
    It seems you didn't understand
    what I told you, after all.
[14:40] Saki
    I told you, I get it.
[14:42] Kotaro
    What are you going to do, then?
[14:45] Saki
    Ain't it obvious?
[14:47] Saki
    Idol stuff, man.
[14:54] Reiko
    Maria. Do you want dinner?
SIGN    Come at midnight to Kagamiyama 10th Korosuke Boss
[15:02] Reiko
    Kagamiyama?!
[15:21] (Flashback) Korosuke I
    You ready to do this?
[15:22] (Flashback) Saki
    I was born ready.
[15:25] (Flashback) Saki
    Reiko, hang on to this for me.
[15:29] (Flashback) Reiko
    Saki!
[15:30] (Flashback) Saki
    I told you...
[15:32] (Flashback) Saki
    There's no way in hell I'm dying.
[15:38] (Flashback) Reiko
    Saki!
[15:39] (Flashback) Reiko
    Let go of me!
[15:40] (Flashback) Doramis
    Reiko-san!
[15:41] (Flashback) Doramis
    You can't!
[15:44] (Flashback) Reiko
    Saki!
SIGN    Kagamiyama
[15:53] Misa
    This place has some history
    for Korosuke and Dorami.
[15:56] Misa
    A good place for your club to finally die.
[15:59] Maria
    Keep on yapping.
[16:00] Misa
    We're playing chicken towards the end
    of the cliff. First to brake loses.
[16:05] Misa
    You wanna quit, now's the chance.
[16:07] Maria
    Shut up! Let's get started already.
[16:09] Misa
    That's what I like to hear.
[16:13] Korosuke
    Three...
[16:15] Korosuke
    Two...
[16:25] Reiko
    Maria!
[16:27] Korosukes
    Who's the old lady?
[16:28] Korosukes
    Her bike's pretty sweet, though.
[16:31] Maria
    What the hell do you want?!
[16:33] Korosukes
    Oh my god, here comes mommy!
[16:33] Reiko
    You need to stop this nonsense!
[16:35] Maria
    Shut up! You need to back off!
[16:36] Korosukes
    She's here to stop them?
[16:37] Korosukes
    That is hilarious.
[16:38] Maria
    Hey!
[16:39] Reiko
    Please, put a stop to this.
[16:42] Reiko
    I'm begging you!
[16:45] Maria
    How pathetic are you gonna get?!
[16:48] Maria
    Always bowing down and apologizing...
[16:53] Maria
    I thought you were the
    first boss of Dorami!
[16:56] Maria
    How did you end up like this?!
[16:59] Maria
    I am never going to end up like you!
[17:02] Maria
    Keeping this team going
    is gonna be proof of that!
[17:06] Reiko
    Maria...
[17:08] Reiko
    Maria! Wait!
[17:15] Saki
    Crap, crap, crap, crap!
[17:18] Saki
    Stop, stop, stop—
[17:22] Korosukes
    Who's this?
[17:24] Korosukes
    That... seemed kinda crazy.
SIGN    Captain-for-a-Day
[17:31] Saki
    Even if my heart stopped once...
[17:34] Saki
    It pulses now intensely with the echoes...
[17:37] Saki
    of the voices of the friends
    who once watched my back...
[17:40] Saki
    And to pay back the
    gratitude they've earned,
[17:43] Saki
    I'll once again race down
    the path of carnage.
[17:46] Misa
    You again?
[17:48] Misa
    This is private business.
[17:50] Saki
    It's my business, too.
[17:52] Saki
    I'm Dorami's Captain-for-a-Day!
[17:58] Misa
    Captain-for-a-Day?
[18:01] Maria
    What gives you the right?!
[18:03] Saki
    What's the big deal?
[18:04] Saki
    You oughta be glad to have
    a new member, anyway.
[18:08] Maria
    D-Don't give me that!
[18:11] Saki
    If you're in Dorami, you oughta know.
[18:14] Saki
    There's a dumbass who actually
    died doing this before.
[18:17] Saki
    You telling me you're ready to die?
[18:22] Misa
    I don't care who I'm up against
    if it brings Dorami down.
[18:28] Saki
    I'm borrowing your bike.
[18:31] Reiko
    Stop this craziness!
[18:33] Reiko
    Do you realize how dangerous this is?!
[18:36] Reiko
    You could die!
[18:39] Saki
    There's no way in hell I'm dying.
[18:45] Reiko
    Saki...?!
[18:51] Saki
    Who's that supposed to be?
[18:59] Misa
    You ready to go?
[19:01] Saki
    I was born ready.
[19:05] Korosukes
    Three!
[19:06] Korosukes
    Two!
[19:07] Korosukes
    One!
[19:08] Korosukes
    Go!
[19:20] Korosukes
    No way! She sped up?!
[19:28] Saki
    Get a load of this!
[20:02] Saki
    Damn, that hurt.
[20:06] Maria
    Holy crap...
[20:08] Maria
    She's got more guts than
    anyone I've ever seen.
[20:14] Saki
    Crap... Guess I wrecked your bike.
[20:17] Saki
    Sorry about all the trouble.
[20:30] Reiko
    You dumbass!
[20:31] Reiko
    What the hell were you gonna
    do if things went wrong?!
[20:39] Saki
    Maria...
[20:41] Saki
    Seems to me your mom's got plenty of guts.
[20:45] Saki
    You wanna keep Dorami going, you need
    to face her head on and prove to her
[20:51] Saki
    that you've got enough guts that
    she won't have to worry about you.
[21:05] Saki
    Whew...
[21:07] Saki
    Still don't get it, though.
[21:09] Saki
    What does "normal" even mean?
[21:12] Misa
    You've got me beat.
[21:15] Misa
    You could definitely be a legend
    among the next gen of lady bikers.
[21:20] Saki
    Legend...
[21:22] Saki
    Oh, crap! I forgot the most important part!
[21:28] Saki
    Listen up, people!
[21:30] Saki
    This kinda stuff isn't legendary!
    It's nothing!
[21:33] Saki
    What I'm after is way above all this!
[21:36] Saki
    I'm gonna show you what
    a real legend looks like.
[21:44] Kotaro
    Music... come on.
[21:52] [SONG] Jacket Sign
    If Song and Dance Are to Be My Fate,
    Then Carrying the Memories of My Comrades
    In My Heart As I Sally Forth Shall Be My Saga
[21:52] Saki
    Whether it's taking over Kyushu
    or the whole damn country...
[21:55] Saki
    Anybody who wants to laugh is dead meat.
[22:03] [SONG] Saki
    Good to have you!
[22:06] [SONG] Saki
    I might not be easy to get along with
[22:09] [SONG] Saki
    But I'll get through this the hard way,
    and it's good to have you along for the ride!
[22:17] [SONG] Saki
    Good to have you!
[22:19] [SONG] Saki
    Rip it up!
[22:20] [SONG] Saki
    Ride, ride!
[22:21] [SONG] Saki
    Everybody!
[22:22] [SONG] Saki
    Ride, ride!
[22:23] [SONG] Saki
    Even if you die...
[22:28] [SONG] Saki
    You've got a fist to show
    people what you're all about!
[22:35] [SONG] Saki
    No past, no tomorrow either!
[22:39] [SONG] Saki
    You've gotta bloom in the moment!
[22:42] [SONG] Saki
    It's more than you ever bargained for!
[22:46] Bulk
    They've got a new bunch
    of weirdos in the crowd!
[22:46] [SONG] Saki
    When the stray dogs strut their stuff!
[22:49] Skull
    That's what Franchouchou's all about!
[22:50] [SONG] Saki
    And this night is an endless suicide ride!
[22:52] Kotaro
    And it's all good!
[23:00] [SONG] Saki
    That never ends!
[23:06] Maria
    Number 2...
[23:09] [SONG] FCC
    Good to have you!
[23:11] [SONG] Saki
    Good to have you along for the ride!
SIGN    Next Episode Preview
[23:26] Yugiri
    This is Yugiri.
[23:27] Yugiri
    Something about all that intense
    friendship is rather touching.
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[23:30] Yugiri
    I've always wanted to live
    for affection like that.
[23:32] Yugiri
    Next time on Zombie Land Saga Episode 10:
    NO ZOMBIE NO IDOL SAGA.
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[23:36] Yugiri
    Be sure to watch.