E4 - Warming Dead SAGA

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[00:01] ---
    Last time on Zombie Land Saga!
SIGN    The Mibu Wolves
[00:03] ---
    Since our name and roles were all
     kinda vague, we decided to talk it over!
[00:07] ---
    Saki-chan is now our leader and the name
     of the group is Franchouchou!
[00:10] ---
    The name's a little zombie-ish,
    and cute to boot!
[00:12] ---
    Our first act after deciding our name was,
     of all things, a guerrilla show!
[00:15] ---
    It was the first time we've
    done anything idol-ish,
[00:17] ---
    but it made it pretty clear that we've
    still got a long, long way to go!
[00:20] ---
    Good grief!
[00:21] ---
    We'll have to practice singing
    and dancing a whole bunch more!
[00:24] ---
    You can do it, me! We can
    do it, Franchouchou!
[00:30] Kotaro
    Hey, good morning!
[00:33] Kotaro
    What's all this? You're looking kinda down!
[00:36] Kotaro
    Good morning!
[00:38] Sakura
    Good morning...
[00:42] Kotaro
    All right, girls.
[00:43] Kotaro
    Looks like you're taking your
    lessons pretty seriously.
[00:47] Kotaro
    Have you gotten used
    to your group's name yet?
[00:49] Kotaro
    Franchoo-choo!
[00:51] Sakura
    That's not it! It's Franchouchou!
[00:53] Kotaro
    Flourochlorochouchou!
[00:55] Sakura
    Franchou—
[00:55] Kotaro
    Franchouchou! Yes, I know!
[00:57] Kotaro
    Ain't it cute?
[00:59] Kotaro
    Yes! Oh-so cute!
[01:01] Kotaro
    Okay, Franchouchou.
[01:02] Kotaro
    It was painfully clear
    what a bunch of brain-dead
[01:04] Kotaro
    zombie idols you are with that
    guerrilla show last month,
[01:07] Kotaro
    but you seem to have grown a bit since then.
[01:10] Kotaro
    This is where the real game begins.
[01:13] Kotaro
    Right, Saki?
[01:14] Saki
    Yeah, I guess.
[01:15] Kotaro
    You bet it is!
[01:17] Kotaro
    What about you, Lily?
[01:19] Lily
    I-I'll—
[01:20] Kotaro
    Great!
[01:21] Kotaro
    Now, given that, what's your next mo—
[01:24] Kotaro
    Answer, Sakura!
[01:26] Sakura
    I... dunno?
[01:28] Sakura
    Oh, maybe recording a CD of
    our song and selling it?
[01:31] Kotaro
    Oh, very nice! That's a pretty good idea.
[01:34] Kotaro
    Well, let's just call a recording studio and...
    Yeah, that's not gonna happen, dumbass!
[01:39] Kotaro
    How the hell's that gonna happen?!
[01:41] Kotaro
    Where's the money gonna come from?!
[01:43] Kotaro
    I haven't earned a single yen on you guys
    and your raggedy-ass performances so far,
[01:48] Kotaro
    and do you realize how
    much they've cost me?!
[01:50] Kotaro
    Even gas for the van isn't free,
    y'know, you stupid zombie!
[01:58] Kotaro
    That being the case, our budget has run dry.
[02:01] Saki
    What the hell do we do, then?!
[02:04] Kotaro
    Well, when there's no money,
    you earn more. Duh.
SIGN    "Business"
[02:08] Sakura
    Business...?
[02:09] Ai
    Are there even any businesses
    in Saga that would hire idols?
[02:12] Kotaro
    There are, in fact! Because I am awesome!
SIGN    "Business"
[02:14] Kotaro
    It's a big Saga pharmaceutical
    company, Hisanaka Pharma!
[02:18] Kotaro
    If it goes well, this could
    end in a partnership!
[02:20] Sakura
    Partnership?
[02:21] Saki
    Look, I don't get it, but when is
    this business stuff going down?
[02:25] Kotaro
    Right now.
[02:27] Kotaro
    The act they had booked for their
    company trip isn't going to make it.
[02:31] Ai
    Why are all your ideas last minute—
[02:33] Kotaro
    Because we don't get enough
    chances to let any slip by!
[02:35] Kotaro
    Idols have a limited shelf life nowadays.
[02:38] Kotaro
    And you zombies can be
    overworked without dying!
[02:41] Kotaro
    Which means we're doing this.
[02:43] Kotaro
    Just do like you've practiced
    and show off your stuff.
[02:48] Kotaro
    Incidentally, the location is going
    to be the Ureshino Hot Springs.
[02:51] Junko
    Hot springs?!
[02:54] Saki
    Hey, sounds good!
[02:55] Saki
    We've just been washing off
    in the yard, after all.
[02:58] Yugiri
    This could be a chance to wash off
    some of the decay from Franchouchou.
[03:05] Kotaro
    And they're being nice enough
    to put us up overnight.
[03:08] Sakura
    We're staying the night?
[03:10] Saki
    Sounds like we can let it all hang out!
[03:12] Kotaro
    Except none of you are going
    into the hot springs!
[03:15] Kotaro
    Because you can't walk around outside
    of your room without your makeup!
[03:18] Kotaro
    Yeah, sucks to be you!
[03:21] Kotaro
    If you think you've got enough time
    to splish splash in a hot spring,
[03:24] Kotaro
    then use that time for practice!
[03:31] Sakura
    Excuse me...
[03:33] Kotaro
    What's up?
[03:34] Sakura
    What does this pharmaceutical
    company sell, anyway?
[03:40] Kotaro
    This is it.
SIGN    Saganship Z
[03:43] Sakura
    Saganship Z?
SIGN    Episode 4 Warming Dead SAGA
[03:54] Intro
    Even if we're dead, we want to
    make our dreams come true...
[03:56] Intro
    No, even if we're dead, we
    will make them come true!
[03:59] Intro
    Is that despair? Or is it hope?
[04:01] Intro
    We'll overcome a harsh fate, and even if
    we don't have a pulse, we'll press on!
[04:05] Intro
    Because that is our saga!
[05:17] Kotaro
    You're in room 606.
[05:20] Kotaro
    You're on at 18:00.
[05:22] Sakura
    Understood!
[05:24] Kotaro
    You better be practicing
    while I'm sightseeing,
[05:26] Kotaro
    since I went to the trouble of
    setting up a room to rehearse in.
[05:29] Sakura
    Right!
[05:30] Sakura
    Wait... Kotaro-san, what did
    you say you would be doing?
[05:34] Kotaro
    Sightseeing.
[05:37] Kotaro
    Gonna see me them sights!
[05:44] Saki
    Well, what're we gonna do?
[05:47] Sakura
    What do you mean?
[05:49] Saki
    You're not seriously gonna go
    straight to practice, right?
[05:51] Sakura
    But we need to rehearse!
[05:52] Saki
    Yeah, later!
[05:53] Saki
    Why does only shades there get to goof off?
    That's what I'm getting at!
[05:56] Sakura
    We can't!
[05:58] Saki
    You wanna die?
[06:00] Saki
    We've been cooped up practicing non-stop!
[06:03] Saki
    And now we're here in Ureshino!
[06:06] Lily
    I wanna go for a walk, too!
[06:07] Saki
    See, shrimpy gets it!
[06:09] Lily
    I am not shrimpy! My name is Lily!
[06:12] Yugirin
    A little bit couldn't hurt.
[06:15] Yugirin
    I'd like to get a look at
    what a modern town is like.
[06:18] Lily
    We've got our makeup on,
    and we'll all be together.
[06:20] Lily
    And we'll be extra careful so
    no one finds out we're zombies!
[06:24] Saki
    Won't we, shrimpy?
[06:25] Lily
    My name is Lily.
[06:28] Sakura
    I guess if everyone agrees...
[06:32] Saki
    Ai, Junko, you two cool with that?
[06:37] Junko
    I don't know if it's a good idea, but...
SIGN    Ureshino Hot Springs
    Siebold Baths
SIGN    Saga
[06:54] Sakura
    Junko-chan, Junko-chan!
[06:56] Sakura
    This fish sculpture is supposed
    to help with skin and health!
[06:59] Sakura
    It says to spread water on it!
[07:01] Junko
    Let's do it.
[07:04] Saki
    Damn, they're getting into it...
[07:04] Sakura
    Come on, more!
[07:23] Kotaro
    It's a real honor to hear from
    Hisanaka Pharmaceuticals.
[07:28] PR
    The people from the inn
    actually told us about you.
[07:31] Kotaro
    I'm glad I was able to
    get a chance to meet you
[07:34] Kotaro
    thanks to my regular interactions
    with different lodgings
[07:36] Kotaro
    and the chamber of commerce.
[07:37] PR
    Is running an idol group out of
    Saga a lot of trouble nowadays?
[07:41] Kotaro
    Well, I'd say there are times it feels like
    we're fighting the current of history.
[07:43] Kotaro
    But I like to think that if we're
    able to make our mark at all,
[07:46] Kotaro
    we'll leave a larger impact for it.
[07:48] PR
    You might be right.
[07:50] Kotaro
    And through that, we'll revitalize Saga.
[07:52] Kotaro
    That's what's at the core of
    Franchouchou's operations.
[07:57] PR
    Revitalize Saga...?
[07:58] Kotaro
    Yes.
[07:59] Kotaro
    That's why, even though
    we're in different fields,
[08:03] Kotaro
    your company being one of the biggest
    in Saga means we look up to you.
[08:06] PR
    Well, we're actually trying to
    widen our potential customer base
[08:12] PR
    to appeal more to younger people.
[08:15] Kotaro
    In that case, we'd love to help!
[08:18] Kotaro
    If we were to become partners,
    I'm sure we could meet your expectations.
[08:22] PR
    I'm looking forward to
    tonight's performance.
[08:25] Kotaro
    That's good to hear.
[08:27] Kotaro
    I'm sure they're all practicing
    their hearts out as we speak...
[08:31] Kotaro
    Their... hearts... out...
[08:35] PR
    Is something wrong?
[08:46] Junko
    I've never used a foot bath before.
[08:48] Junko
    It feels lovely.
[08:49] Yugiri
    Downright heavenly.
[08:51] Sakura
    Feels kinda funny doing this.
[08:54] Lily
    What do you mean?
[08:55] Sakura
    If we had never come back as zombies,
[08:58] Sakura
    we never would've met like this.
[09:00] Sakura
    We're all from different times.
[09:02] Saki
    Sure as hell don't feel dead, though.
[09:05] Saki
    Kinda cool.
[09:06] Lily
    I bet even if I had been in the same time,
[09:08] Lily
    I'd never have gone near
     anyone like Saki-chan!
[09:10] Saki
    Stuff it!
[09:11] Yugiri
    I honestly feel like I'm a child again.
[09:15] Sakura
    I guess so!
[09:16] Sakura
    The whole world must seem different.
[09:18] Ai
    How exactly did we become zombies, though?
[09:21] Ai
    I thought bodies were cremated in Japan.
[09:25] Junko
    And just who exactly is Tatsumi-san?
[09:29] Sakura
    Why's everybody looking at me?!
[09:30] Ai
    Because you were awake first, remember?
[09:33] Sakura
    Yeah, but I have no idea!
[09:35] Saki
    Look, don't sweat the small stuff.
[09:38] Ai
    And I doubt he'd ever give
    us a straight answer...
[09:40] Saki
    The only thing we can say for sure is that
    right now we're using this foot bath, together.
[09:45] Saki
    See, aren't you glad we came?
[09:46] Sakura
    Yeah! But we have to practice—
[09:49] Saki
    I know!
[09:55] Saki
    Hey, Ai-chan...
[09:58] Saki
    Do you think we can make it as proper idols?
[10:02] Ai
    What do you think being a
    proper idol means, Sakura?
[10:06] Sakura
    Well... singing and dancing...
[10:09] Sakura
    And making people happy.
[10:11] Sakura
    Making them excited.
[10:12] Ai
    Well, in that case, we need to
    practice and learn a lot more.
[10:20] Sakura
    Do you think we can if we
    practice a whole bunch more?
[10:40] Sakura
    I... I'm going to do everything I can.
[10:44] Sakura
    I meant what I said after the guerrilla show!
[10:50] Saki
    And if I'm in, I'm all the way in.
[10:55] Yugiri
    I decided a very long time ago to
    dedicate myself to entertaining others.
[11:00] Lily
    I know how hard showbiz can be!
[11:04] Junko
    I...
[11:06] Junko
    I worked by myself when I was active.
[11:08] Junko
    To be honest, there are times when I'm not
    sure about being part of a group.
[11:15] Junko
    But... if the rest of you are
    serious about trying this,
[11:19] Junko
    then I need to do my best as well, don't I?
[11:22] Sakura
    Junko-chan!
[11:23] Ai
    But I'm out the second I think
    this isn't happening, okay?
[11:26] Sakura
    I'll make sure you don't ever think that!
[11:30] Saki
    Hell yeah!
[11:31] Saki
    Let's give them something to
    talk about at today's show!
[11:34] Lily
    Like, how though? What do you mean?
[11:36] Saki
    I dunno.
[11:38] Yugiri
    What can we do to please
    our guests tonight...?
[11:43] Sakura
    Yugiri-san! Phrasing!
[11:46] Junko
    M-Maybe we should know more
    about their product first?
[11:50] Sakura
    Oh, right! We've never
    used Saganship Z before.
[11:53] Saki
    All right, let's head back and try it out!
[11:56] Sakura
    Yeah!
SIGN    Zombie Land Saga
SIGN    Zombie Land Saga
[12:09] Saki
    Slapping these things on is supposed
    to fix stiff shoulders and back pain?
[12:13] Junko
    That's the idea.
[12:14] Saki
    For real?! That's awesome!
[12:16] Sakura
    There's a warning about
    putting them on other people.
SIGN    Saganship Z
[12:19] Sakura
    Says it counts as practicing medicine.
[12:20] Saki
    Who gives a crap?
[12:22] Saki
    We're zombies, not people.
[12:25] Sakura
    I'm... not sure that's...
[12:28] Sakura
    Hey—
SIGN    Administering dermal patches to people
    who aren't zombies is considered practicing
    medicine. Please don't try this at home.
[12:34] Sakura
    Wow! All my muscle fatigue is gone!
[12:37] Saki
    It's because you're a zombie!
    You must absorb stuff faster!
[12:40] Lily
    Look, look! I can move a whole
    bunch and it won't come off!
[12:46] Saki
    Give it a try, Ai.
[12:48] Ai
    I'm fine.
[12:49] Ai
    It's not like I feel tire—
SIGN    Administering dermal patches to people
    who aren't zombies is considered practicing
    medicine. Please don't try this at home.
[12:59] Sakura
    Can we use this in the performance somehow?
[13:02] Sakura
    Maybe putting them on and then
    dancing really energetically?
[13:10] [SONG] Song
    Awaken now dreamer! Let your heart dance!
[13:13] [SONG] Song
    And it's okay...
SIGN    Hisanaka Pharmaceuticals Banquet
[13:14] [SONG] Song
    ...even if it's a bit crazy
[13:17] [SONG] Song
    Awaken now dreamer!
    You want that excitement!
[13:20] [SONG] Song
    The feeling...
[13:21] [SONG] Song
    ...of wanting to do more
[13:22] [SONG] Song
    Gets bigger and bigger
    and bigger and bigger...
[13:26] Sakura
    Everyone, I know you all work
    really hard at your jobs!
[13:29] Sakura
    I hope we can help you all
    recover a little bit tonight!
[13:33] Sakura
    Please have a relaxing night with
    Saganship Z and our singing!
[13:40] Sakura
    I'm Number 1!
[13:41] Sakura
    This is Number 2,
[13:42] Sakura
    Number 3,
[13:43] Sakura
    Number 4,
[13:44] Sakura
    Number 5,
[13:45] Sakura
    Number 6,
[13:46] Sakura
    and Number 0!
[13:47] Sakura
    We're Franchouchou!
[13:48] Sakura
    And we're glad to be here!
[13:50] [SONG] Song
    Unlimited dreaming!
[13:55] [SONG] Song
    We're never giving up!
[13:58] [SONG] Song
    Awaken returner! You just have to rise up!
[14:01] [SONG] Song
    And your unstoppable wish will
[14:04] [SONG] Song
    grow, grow, grow, and never, ever, ever die!
[14:08] [SONG] Song
    Awaken returner! You just have to want it!
[14:11] [SONG] Song
    A miracle...
[14:12] [SONG] Song
    ...that you're longing to feel
[14:14] [SONG] Song
    Awaken returner! Just hope for it!
[14:17] [SONG] Song
    A lovely...
[14:18] [SONG] Song
    ...type of new thrill
[14:20] [SONG] Song
    Now give!
[14:21] [SONG] Song
    It!
[14:21] [SONG] Song
    To!
[14:22] [SONG] Song
    Me!
[14:22] [SONG] Song
    Call for it, call for it,
    the best and the highest,
[14:25] [SONG] Song
    and there's not a thing you can't get,
[14:27] [SONG] Song
    not a single one!
[14:28] [SONG] Song
    Let it reach all the way out,
    our passionate feelings!
[14:32] [SONG] Song
    With our tender souls!
[14:34] [SONG] Song
    Cut in!
[14:36] Kotaro
    Songs for the soul.
[14:37] Kotaro
    Saganship Z for the body.
[14:40] Kotaro
    Now that's relaxation.
[15:09] Sakura
    I'm so glad they liked it.
[15:12] Saki
    Hold up, Sakura.
[15:13] Saki
    Don't take your makeup off yet.
[15:15] Sakura
    Saki-chan?
[15:16] Saki
    I can't stand it anymore!
[15:18] Saki
    Let's hit that hot springs!
[15:20] Saki
    It'd be crazy to come all
    this way and not, y'know?
[15:22] Sakura
    But if our makeup comes off,
    we won't be able to make it back...
[15:25] Saki
    Nobody's gonna be out this late. Y'know?
[15:28] Sakura
    Kotaro-san's gonna get mad.
[15:30] Saki
    Listen to me, Sakura.
[15:33] Saki
    As long as nobody finds out, we're safe!
[15:34] Sakura
    And if anyone does, we're out!
[15:36] Saki
    Which is why it won't happen!
[15:37] Sakura
    I dunno where all your
    confidence comes from...
[15:41] Saki
    It's because I've gotten into and
    out of more trouble than you, girl.
[15:45] Sakura
    But what about the others?
[15:46] Sakura
    They'll all want to go in, too.
[15:47] Saki
    We've gotta make the hard decision here.
[15:50] Saki
    Less people, less suspicious!
[15:52] Sakura
    Saki-chan, you're just trying to...
[16:01] Sakura
    Junko-chan? What's up?
[16:04] Junko
    I was going to take off my makeup
    after you, Minamoto-san.
[16:08] Junko
    And then...
[16:09] Sakura
    Oh, we're not going!
[16:11] Sakura
    It's too risky.
[16:15] Junko
    I...
[16:17] Junko
    I'd like to go in the hot spring, too.
[16:22] Saki
    There you go.
[16:23] Saki
    It's settled.
[16:25] Saki
    The water here is supposed
    to be great for your skin!
[16:29] Saki
    Gonna make it nice and shiny!
[16:31] Saki
    Maybe it'll turn that egghead
    of yours shiny and soft-boiled!
[16:49] Saki
    Come on, move it!
[16:51] Saki
    We gotta get in and out, quick!
[16:56] Sakura
    I feel revived...
[16:58] Junko
    It really does feel that way.
[17:00] Junko
    Even though we are zombies.
[17:02] Sakura
    My skin's already looking smoother!
[17:05] Saki
    It's because we're zombies!
[17:06] Saki
    We must soak it up faster
    since we're zombies!
[17:08] Sakura
    Amazing!
[17:09] Saki
    See what I told you?
[17:10] Saki
    Your egghead's all shiny now.
[17:15] Saki
    Actually, it kinda looks
    like a century egg now.
[17:21] Junko
    Something just touched me!
[17:23] Saki
    All right, who's the asshole with
    the guts to touch one of our girls?
[17:29] Saki
    Looks like some kinda sheet.
[17:33] Saki
    It's Saganship Z.
[17:35] Saki
    Man, talk about absorbent.
[17:37] Sakura
    Junko-chan, did you forget to
    take the one on your back off?
[17:41] Junko
    I forgot! I'm sorry.
[17:46] Saki
    But, y'know... today went
    pretty good, right?
[17:50] Sakura
    I think so, too!
[17:52] Sakura
    But...
[17:54] Junko
    Well, the audience was happy,
    and that's a good thing.
[18:01] Junko
    But our performance
    still needs a lot of work.
[18:07] Junko
    Let's work hard. So next time, we can
    reach them with just our singing and dancing.
[18:12] Sakura
    Yeah!
[18:15] Saki
    Feels like we've gone from
    being Marutchi to Tamatchi!
[18:27] Sakura
    That's the lady from Hisanaka
    Pharmaceuticals...
[18:30] Sakura
    What now?! What do we do?!
[18:32] Saki
    Go underwater!
[18:34] Saki
    We're zombies, so we can probably
    make it without breathing!
[18:39] ---
    Hey, wai—
[18:43] PR
    Who's there?
[19:01] Saki{garbled}
    Sakura!
[19:06] Ai
    What was that?
[19:45] PR
    H-Help me!
[19:48] Yugiri
    Is something the matter?
[19:54] Sakura
    Huh? What... What's going on?
[19:56] Saki
    Explanations later! Room now!
[20:08] Saki
    Crap, crap, crap, crap, crap, crap!
[20:19] Kotaro
    Thank you so much for this opportunity.
[20:21] Kotaro
    And, if you decide it's a good idea,
[20:23] Kotaro
    I look forward to hearing from
    you about the partnership.
[20:30] Staff
    Oh...
[20:31] Staff
    I'm sorry.
[20:33] Staff
    She seems to have had quite a scare.
[20:36] Staff
    The shock's made her forget everything
    that happened yesterday.
[20:41] Kotaro
    Sorry?
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[20:50] Kotaro
    Next time, I'm shaving your heads.
[20:53] Lily
    That's when we went to the hot springs!
[20:55] Lily
    They wrote about us, huh?
[20:56] Saki
    Who the hell published that?!
[20:58] Saki
    Let's find them and lean on them, hard!
[21:00] Sakura
    I'm sorry...
[21:02] Sakura
    Next time I'll be more careful.
[21:06] Yugiri
    Come, now.
[21:07] Yugiri
    We all used the foot bath together.
[21:11] Yugiri
    I've never shared a moment like
    that with a group before.
[21:15] Yugiri
    It was a good bit of fun.
[21:16] Lily
    Yeah! And I think the better we get along,
    the better our performances will be!
[21:21] Sakura
    Yugiri-san... Lily-chan...
[21:24] Yugiri
    And it's not like we have to
    worry about getting tired.
[21:30] Saki
    Sis is right!
[21:32] Saki
    We'll make up for this next time.
[21:34] Sakura
    Yeah!
[21:35] Saki
    Hell yeah! Let's bust our
    asses and earn us a budget!
[21:39] Everybody
    Yeah!
[21:41] Ai
    You know the money's just
    a means to an end, right?
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[23:26] Yugiri
    This is Yugiri speaking.
[23:27] Yugiri
    We've all got a common goal
    we're working towards.
[23:30] Yugiri
    It's quite beautiful.
[23:32] Yugiri
    Next time on Zombie Land Saga Episode 5:
    The Nice Bird SAGA in Your Heart.
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[23:36] Yugiri
    Be sure to watch.