E9 - Though My Life May Have Ended Once By Some Twist of Fate I Have Risen, and If Song and Dance Are to Be My Fate, Then Carrying the Memories of My Comrades In My Heart As I Sally Forth Sha Source: Crunchyroll Translator: Editor: Timer: QC: (Please feel free to edit the speaker names if incomplete or inaccurate. Names are handled on a best-effort basis depending on the info on the source file. Dialogue is left as is.) [00:01] Sakura     Last time on Zombie Land Saga! [00:02] Sakura     After a crazy Saga Rock,     people are starting to hear our name! [00:05] Sakura     Franchouchou's so happy     and embarrassed! We did it! [00:08] Sakura     But then Lily-chan's pappy     showed up out of nowhere! [00:11] Sakura     At first she wasn't sure what to do, [00:12] Sakura     but she seemed really happy to learn     that he never stopped caring about her! [00:14] ---      [00:15] Sakura     Even with my zombie heart, what happened     still gave me that warm feeling! [00:19] Sakura     The end! [00:23] (Flashback) Saki     Those Korosuke chicks don't     know when to give up... SIGN    Reiko Kirishima Saki Nikaido [00:29] Reiko     They're freaking out, trying to     keep us from taking over Kyushu. [00:33] Saki     This is getting to be a drag. [00:35] Saki     Maybe I'll just crush them all myself. [00:38] (Flashback) Reiko     You really oughta do something     about that crazy streak [00:41] (Flashback) Reiko     or it's gonna end up killing you. [00:43] (Flashback) Saki     No way in hell am I dying. [00:45] (Flashback) Saki     And neither is this little guy! [00:48] (Flashback) Saki     Check it out! A Maskutchi. [00:51] (Flashback) Reiko     Let's head back. [00:52] (Flashback) Saki     Damn, I'm hungry! [00:54] (Flashback) Saki     I wish Drive Tori was open this early... [01:04] (Flashback) Saki     Reiko! You wanna race to Tenmangu? [01:08] (Flashback) Reiko     You never learn, huh? [01:09] (Flashback) Reiko     You know that when it comes to cranking     the throttle, you never beat me. [01:13] (Flashback) Saki     I'll make up for it with guts. [01:15] (Flashback) Reiko     Not in a million years. SIGN    Episode 9 Though My Life May Have Ended Once By Some Twist of Fate I Have Risen, and If Song and Dance Are to Be My Fate, Then Carrying the Memories of My Comrades In My Heart As I Sally Forth Shall Be My SAGA [01:33] Intro     Even if we're dead, we want to     make our dreams come true... [01:35] Intro     No, even if we're dead, we     will make them come true! [01:38] Intro     Is that despair? Or is it hope? [01:40] Intro     We'll overcome a harsh fate, and even if     we don't have a pulse, we'll press on! [01:44] Intro     Because that is our saga! [02:59] Grandpas     Huh? What was that? [03:00] Grandpas     Like I said! [03:02] Grandpas     Those gals said they wanna join us! [03:05] Grandpas     For the Kashima Dance! [03:07] Grandpas     What?! [03:09] Saki     You trying to tell me this is     gonna help Franchouchou out? [03:13] Sakura     S-Sure! [03:14] Sakura     That's what Kotaro-san said... SIGN    Advanced Age SIGN    Young People [03:18] (Flashback) Kotaro     So, if you take a look here, you can see      that the population of Saga SIGN    Graph of Age Demographics In Saga [03:22] (Flashback) Kotaro     is generally of advanced age, right? [03:24] (Flashback) Kotaro     Which means you all need to work harder      to grab the hearts of all these old folks! [03:28] (Flashback) Kotaro     And in order to make them your fans... SIGN    Kashima Dance [03:32] (Flashback) Kotaro     You're going to joining in on a practice     meeting for the Kashima Dance! [03:36] Junko     Has there ever in history been idols     with a significant elderly fanbase? [03:42] Ai     Well, not that I've heard of. [03:45] Grandpas     All right, it's about time to get started. [03:49] Grandpas     Upsie-daisy... [03:52] Grandpas     Music! Come on! [03:57] Enka     Saga is hidden in the leaves,     deep in the south [04:03] Lily     Wow! [04:05] Saki     They're sharp as hell! [04:06] Grandpa     Get a move on, now! All of you, come on! [04:10] Sakura     We're supposed to come on already?! [04:12] Junko     Do you think we'll be able to keep up? [04:14] Ai     Well, we'll just have to find out! [04:17] [SONG] Ai     Now, come and dance, come along and dance! [04:28] Lily     That was harder than our     usual lessons, I think! [04:33] Sakura     You two! [04:36] Sakura     Everybody's waiting! [04:38] Lily     Coming! [05:13] Lily     Lame. [05:15] Maria     You chicks... [05:17] Maria     What the hell makes you think     you can dance around here, huh? [05:23] Maria     What middle school you from, anyway?! [05:25] Sakura     I-It's like another Saki-chan... [05:27] Lily     I'm a permanent grade schooler now,      thank you! [05:31] Ukawa     Maria-chan, I think going after     grade schoolers is kinda... [05:34] Sayama     I agree with her. [05:37] Maria     N-Never mind you, then. [05:40] Maria     But you! What the hell makes you think     you can hoot and holler in this park?! [05:44] Sakura     I-I mean... [05:46] Sakura     Th-This is a public park, right? [05:56] Lily     Yeah, get her! [05:58] Sakura     This is bad! Tae-chan, cut it out! [06:04] Maria     What the hell is wrong with you, bitch?! [06:07] Saki     Sakura! You done yet? [06:09] Saki     I'm gonna kill you if you     don't get a move on. [06:12] Lily     Saki-chan! [06:13] Maria     Where the hell do you get off     butting into this, huh?! [06:22] Saki     Don't pick fights you're not ready for. [06:25] Ukawa     Maria-chan... [06:26] Ukawa     These girls seem kinda dangerous. [06:28] Ukawa     Also, crazy. [06:30] Sayama     I agree with her! SIGN    Dorami (Mad Demon Beauties) Eighth Boss Maria Kirishima SIGN    Dorami [06:43] Maria     Just remember, this park is Dorami turf! [06:47] Maria     You got that?! [06:50] Lily     What the heck was that? [06:52] Sakura     Thank you, Saki-chan. [06:58] Saki     For real...? [07:01] Sayama     Maria-chan... [07:02] Sayama     I'm starting to think we     shouldn't bother anymore. [07:06] Ukawa     Maybe we should all quit     Dorami-chan together. [07:09] Maria     Don't put a -chan on the     end of the team's name! [07:11] Ukawa     Our bikes are scooters... [07:13] Sayama     Being lady bikers is too much work. [07:16] Maria     Dumbass! [07:18] Maria     I am not quitting this team, no matter what! [07:22] Ukawa     But your mom... I mean,     even the first boss... [07:27] Maria     I keep telling you not to bring her up. [07:32] Ukawa     Sorry... SIGN    Fallen Angels SIGN    Korosuke (Murder Girls) [07:41] Sayama     Maria-chan! It's Korosuke! SIGN    Korosuke SIGN    Korosuke [07:55] Ukawa     Th-The tenth boss of Korosuke... [07:59] Sayama     Misa the Fallen Angel! [08:02] Misa     Been a while, Maria. [08:04] Misa     I was thinking it's about time     I shut Dorami down for good. [08:08] Maria     You can take all that crap     you're talking and cram it. [08:10] Maria     Dorami isn't going anywh— [08:17] Misa     No one interfere, now. [08:20] Misa     This beef has been going since these clubs     started... Why don't we end it ourselves? [08:26] Maria     Sounds good to me. [08:30] Lily     Tae-chan! Did you eat my squid?! [08:30] Sakura     We danced ourselves to death back there... [08:32] Yugiri     Yes, it was quite the good time. [08:34] Tae     Liar! Open your mouth! [08:36] Ai     Hey, quit playing around!     We're crammed in here! [08:39] Junko     Excuse me... can someone open a window? [08:39] Lily     Open up, Tae-chan! Tae-chan! [08:43] Yugiri     Are you not feeling well, Junko-han? [08:43] Lily     Give it back! That was my squid! [08:46] Yugiri     There's a pressure point     here that should help... [08:49] Sakura     Does that still work on zombies? [08:53] Kotaro     Could all of you please shut the hell up?! [08:58] Lily     Give it, Tae-chan! [09:00] Lily     That's my squid! Give it back! [09:01] Sakura     What's wrong, Saki-chan? [09:02] Saki     Damn it... [09:05] Ai     What are you doing?! [09:08] Lily     Tatsumi... [09:09] Kotaro     What is it now?! Damn! [09:11] Lily     Saki-chan fell out. [09:13] Kotaro     No way! [09:24] Saki     Hold up. [09:30] Saki     Oh, crap. [09:35] Korosukes     H-Hey! This is none of your      business! Back off! [09:47] Misa     And who are you? [09:48] Saki     Me? Let's see... [09:53] Cop     Hey, hey! What are you     girls doing over there? [09:58] Cop     I-I'll call for backup, y'know...! [10:01] Cop     If you don't wanna end up locked up,     be good kids and run along... please. [10:05] Misa     That killed the mood. [10:09] Misa     We'll settle this some other way. [10:12] Misa     And soon. [10:20] Maria     What'd you butt in for? [10:24] Saki     Because you've got no chance     in hell against her. [10:27] Maria     Don't just make stuff up! [10:29] Saki     I'm telling you, you can't take her. [10:32] Maria     No matter what anybody says,     I'm gonna keep Dorami going! [10:37] Saki     Listen... [10:39] Saki     What's her name, anyway? [10:43] Saki     Your, uh... Y'know. [10:46] Saki     You got a mom, right? [10:49] Maria     Who gives a crap about that spineless wimp? [10:52] Maria     Let's go. [10:53] Ukawa     Maria-chan, wait! SIGN    Amabuki Naomasa SIGN    Reiko SIGN    Maria [11:14] Reiko     Maria! I was so worried! [11:16] Reiko     You were out so late... [11:18] Maria     Give it a rest. [11:19] Reiko     Wait! This was stuffed into our mailbox... SIGN    Challenge [11:26] Maria     It's them... Are they stupid?! [11:29] Reiko     Please, Maria, stop all this! [11:32] Maria     Cram it! It's none of your business, anyway! [11:39] Reiko     I'm sorry. [11:41] Maria     Why are you always apologizing when     you didn't do anything wrong?! [11:45] Maria     Like a weakling! [11:52] Kotaro     What the hell was that?! [11:54] Kotaro     The only way zombies like you are     allowed to interact with living humans [11:59] Kotaro     is when you're doing idol stuff! [12:01] Saki     I get it. [12:05] Kotaro     No, you don't. [12:09] Kotaro     Anything involving violence     is totally taboo for idols. [12:13] Kotaro     There's a chance that your personal actions     could put an end to Franchouchou. [12:18] Kotaro     Keep that in mind. [12:31] (Flashback) Reiko     Thank you for being born, Maria! [12:35] (Flashback) Maria     I'm going now! [12:36] (Flashback) Reiko     Make sure to be a good girl     and greet everybody! Be safe! [12:40] (Flashback) Maria     I'm heading out! [12:42] (Flashback) Reiko     You're all grown up now! [12:44] (Flashback) Reiko     Have a good day! [12:46] (Flashback) Maria     I'm leaving. [12:47] (Flashback) Reiko     I'm so glad you're such a good girl! [12:51] (Flashback) Reiko     Take care! [12:55] (Flashback) Reiko     Welcome ho— [13:11] Reiko     If you saw me now... [13:14] Reiko     I wonder what you'd think? [13:18] Reiko     Saki... SIGN    Zombie Land Saga SIGN    Zombie Land Saga [13:31] (Flashback) Reiko     So, what are you going to do from now on? [13:35] (Flashback) Reiko     In the future. [13:37] (Flashback) Saki     I figure after taking over Kyushu comes     taking the rest of the country, right? [13:41] (Flashback) Reiko     That's just like you. [13:42] (Flashback) Saki     Not you, though? [13:44] (Flashback) Reiko     I... [13:46] (Flashback) Reiko     I want to get married like normal     and have a normal family. [13:51] (Flashback) Reiko     Y'know, my parents are divorced...     and stuff like studying and school clubs... [13:56] (Flashback) Reiko     I never had, like, a "normal youth," right? [14:01] (Flashback) Reiko     I don't want my kids to end up like this. [14:04] (Flashback) Saki     What the hell's normal supposed to be? [14:07] (Flashback) Saki     I don't get it. [14:09] (Flashback) Reiko     I bet you don't! [14:14] Saki     She's got the same eyes as Reiko. [14:23] (Flashback) Misa     We'll settle this some other way. [14:26] (Flashback) Misa     And soon. [14:29] Saki     That's pretty damn soon! [14:34] Kotaro     Where are you going? [14:37] Kotaro     It seems you didn't understand     what I told you, after all. [14:40] Saki     I told you, I get it. [14:42] Kotaro     What are you going to do, then? [14:45] Saki     Ain't it obvious? [14:47] Saki     Idol stuff, man. [14:54] Reiko     Maria. Do you want dinner? SIGN    Come at midnight to Kagamiyama 10th Korosuke Boss [15:02] Reiko     Kagamiyama?! [15:21] (Flashback) Korosuke I     You ready to do this? [15:22] (Flashback) Saki     I was born ready. [15:25] (Flashback) Saki     Reiko, hang on to this for me. [15:29] (Flashback) Reiko     Saki! [15:30] (Flashback) Saki     I told you... [15:32] (Flashback) Saki     There's no way in hell I'm dying. [15:38] (Flashback) Reiko     Saki! [15:39] (Flashback) Reiko     Let go of me! [15:40] (Flashback) Doramis     Reiko-san! [15:41] (Flashback) Doramis     You can't! [15:44] (Flashback) Reiko     Saki! SIGN    Kagamiyama [15:53] Misa     This place has some history     for Korosuke and Dorami. [15:56] Misa     A good place for your club to finally die. [15:59] Maria     Keep on yapping. [16:00] Misa     We're playing chicken towards the end     of the cliff. First to brake loses. [16:05] Misa     You wanna quit, now's the chance. [16:07] Maria     Shut up! Let's get started already. [16:09] Misa     That's what I like to hear. [16:13] Korosuke     Three... [16:15] Korosuke     Two... [16:25] Reiko     Maria! [16:27] Korosukes     Who's the old lady? [16:28] Korosukes     Her bike's pretty sweet, though. [16:31] Maria     What the hell do you want?! [16:33] Korosukes     Oh my god, here comes mommy! [16:33] Reiko     You need to stop this nonsense! [16:35] Maria     Shut up! You need to back off! [16:36] Korosukes     She's here to stop them? [16:37] Korosukes     That is hilarious. [16:38] Maria     Hey! [16:39] Reiko     Please, put a stop to this. [16:42] Reiko     I'm begging you! [16:45] Maria     How pathetic are you gonna get?! [16:48] Maria     Always bowing down and apologizing... [16:53] Maria     I thought you were the     first boss of Dorami! [16:56] Maria     How did you end up like this?! [16:59] Maria     I am never going to end up like you! [17:02] Maria     Keeping this team going     is gonna be proof of that! [17:06] Reiko     Maria... [17:08] Reiko     Maria! Wait! [17:15] Saki     Crap, crap, crap, crap! [17:18] Saki     Stop, stop, stop— [17:22] Korosukes     Who's this? [17:24] Korosukes     That... seemed kinda crazy. SIGN    Captain-for-a-Day [17:31] Saki     Even if my heart stopped once... [17:34] Saki     It pulses now intensely with the echoes... [17:37] Saki     of the voices of the friends     who once watched my back... [17:40] Saki     And to pay back the     gratitude they've earned, [17:43] Saki     I'll once again race down     the path of carnage. [17:46] Misa     You again? [17:48] Misa     This is private business. [17:50] Saki     It's my business, too. [17:52] Saki     I'm Dorami's Captain-for-a-Day! [17:58] Misa     Captain-for-a-Day? [18:01] Maria     What gives you the right?! [18:03] Saki     What's the big deal? [18:04] Saki     You oughta be glad to have     a new member, anyway. [18:08] Maria     D-Don't give me that! [18:11] Saki     If you're in Dorami, you oughta know. [18:14] Saki     There's a dumbass who actually     died doing this before. [18:17] Saki     You telling me you're ready to die? [18:22] Misa     I don't care who I'm up against     if it brings Dorami down. [18:28] Saki     I'm borrowing your bike. [18:31] Reiko     Stop this craziness! [18:33] Reiko     Do you realize how dangerous this is?! [18:36] Reiko     You could die! [18:39] Saki     There's no way in hell I'm dying. [18:45] Reiko     Saki...?! [18:51] Saki     Who's that supposed to be? [18:59] Misa     You ready to go? [19:01] Saki     I was born ready. [19:05] Korosukes     Three! [19:06] Korosukes     Two! [19:07] Korosukes     One! [19:08] Korosukes     Go! [19:20] Korosukes     No way! She sped up?! [19:28] Saki     Get a load of this! [20:02] Saki     Damn, that hurt. [20:06] Maria     Holy crap... [20:08] Maria     She's got more guts than     anyone I've ever seen. [20:14] Saki     Crap... Guess I wrecked your bike. [20:17] Saki     Sorry about all the trouble. [20:30] Reiko     You dumbass! [20:31] Reiko     What the hell were you gonna     do if things went wrong?! [20:39] Saki     Maria... [20:41] Saki     Seems to me your mom's got plenty of guts. [20:45] Saki     You wanna keep Dorami going, you need     to face her head on and prove to her [20:51] Saki     that you've got enough guts that     she won't have to worry about you. [21:05] Saki     Whew... [21:07] Saki     Still don't get it, though. [21:09] Saki     What does "normal" even mean? [21:12] Misa     You've got me beat. [21:15] Misa     You could definitely be a legend     among the next gen of lady bikers. [21:20] Saki     Legend... [21:22] Saki     Oh, crap! I forgot the most important part! [21:28] Saki     Listen up, people! [21:30] Saki     This kinda stuff isn't legendary!     It's nothing! [21:33] Saki     What I'm after is way above all this! [21:36] Saki     I'm gonna show you what     a real legend looks like. [21:44] Kotaro     Music... come on. [21:52] [SONG] Jacket Sign     If Song and Dance Are to Be My Fate,     Then Carrying the Memories of My Comrades     In My Heart As I Sally Forth Shall Be My Saga [21:52] Saki     Whether it's taking over Kyushu     or the whole damn country... [21:55] Saki     Anybody who wants to laugh is dead meat. [22:03] [SONG] Saki     Good to have you! [22:06] [SONG] Saki     I might not be easy to get along with [22:09] [SONG] Saki     But I'll get through this the hard way,     and it's good to have you along for the ride! [22:17] [SONG] Saki     Good to have you! [22:19] [SONG] Saki     Rip it up! [22:20] [SONG] Saki     Ride, ride! [22:21] [SONG] Saki     Everybody! [22:22] [SONG] Saki     Ride, ride! [22:23] [SONG] Saki     Even if you die... [22:28] [SONG] Saki     You've got a fist to show     people what you're all about! [22:35] [SONG] Saki     No past, no tomorrow either! [22:39] [SONG] Saki     You've gotta bloom in the moment! [22:42] [SONG] Saki     It's more than you ever bargained for! [22:46] Bulk     They've got a new bunch     of weirdos in the crowd! [22:46] [SONG] Saki     When the stray dogs strut their stuff! [22:49] Skull     That's what Franchouchou's all about! [22:50] [SONG] Saki     And this night is an endless suicide ride! [22:52] Kotaro     And it's all good! [23:00] [SONG] Saki     That never ends! [23:06] Maria     Number 2... [23:09] [SONG] FCC     Good to have you! [23:11] [SONG] Saki     Good to have you along for the ride! SIGN    Next Episode Preview [23:26] Yugiri     This is Yugiri. [23:27] Yugiri     Something about all that intense     friendship is rather touching. SIGN    9 Days Until the Arpino show! [23:30] Yugiri     I've always wanted to live     for affection like that. [23:32] Yugiri     Next time on Zombie Land Saga Episode 10:     NO ZOMBIE NO IDOL SAGA. SIGN    Episode 10 NO ZOMBIE NO IDOL SAGA [23:36] Yugiri     Be sure to watch.