E8 - White Tears

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[00:01] Peanut
    They say Fukuzawa Yukichi was the first
    guy to do college-style lectures in Japan.
[00:05] Uma
    Okay, lecture me, Peanut-kun!
     Three, two, one, go!
[00:08] Peanut
    Like I'm gonna bother when you'll
    just forget it, you horsey bastard!
[00:10] Uma
    Hey, hey!
[00:13] Hina
    Okay, are you ready?
[00:15] Hina
    "Virtual-san is looking."
[00:18] Shiro
    Looking...
[00:20] Shiro
    Looking For Love, that musical!
    Looking for Love...
[00:25] Hime
    Oh, love...
[00:27] Hime
    Love or Money!
[00:29] Hime
    I think that's one!
[00:31] Hime
    The movie Love or Money!
[00:33] Mito
    Money... Money...
[00:35] Mito
    Money Train? The movie.
[00:40] Akari
    Train, huh? Movies that start with train...
[00:43] Akari
    How to Train Your Dragon?
[00:45] Akari
    Wait, no... Training Day! Yeah.
[00:51] Hinata
    Day... Day... Day...
[00:55] Hinata
    Day of the...?
[01:03] Hinata
    Day of the Dead is a movie.
[01:06] Hinata
    Deadpool!
[01:14] Mito
    Ready, and..
[01:16] Everybody
    Virtual-san is looking!
[03:04] Akari
    Virtual-san is looking.
SIGN    Mob A
[03:07] Mob A
    The only possible reason I can think of...
SIGN    Virtual Real
    Was Looking
    Episode 2
[03:09] Mob A
    is them!
[03:15] Hime
    Hey! Where are we?
[03:17] Hina
    Everybody seems to have the same face...
[03:19] Mito
    Are they actually even people?
[03:21] Hinata
    Man, I am so tired.
[03:24] Mob B
    That's...
SIGN    Mob B
[03:25] Mob A
    Mirai Akari, Tanaka Hime, Suzuki Hina...
SIGN    Mob A
SIGN    Mob B
[03:29] Mob B
    Tsukino Mito, Nekomiya Hinata, and...
[03:33] Robo
    Cyber Girl... Siro.
[03:37] Robo
    What are they doing here?!
SIGN    Mob A
[03:40] Mob A
    I have no idea.
[03:41] Mob A
    But ever since that TV show started airing,
     they sometimes appear like this.
[03:46] Robo
    That TV show...
[03:49] Robo
    You people!
SIGN    To Be Continued
[03:54] Call
    Virtual Grandmother!
SIGN    Utsureba kawaru, yo no narai.
SIGN    Today's Phrase:
    Utsureba kawaru,
     yo no narai
SIGN    Grandma
[04:01] Grandma
    That's the phrase.
[04:04] Grandma
    It refers to how the world
    changes as time moves on.
SIGN    Grandma
[04:09] Grandma
    From the Showa to Heisei eras, one thing that
     changed a lot is the electric appliance.
SIGN    Grandma
[04:14] Grandma
    We've moved from black and white
     to color television,
[04:17] Grandma
    air conditioning has made things
    a lot more pleasant indoors,
[04:22] Grandma
    and laundry machines have added
    more and more features over time,
[04:25] ---
    making that old chore so much simpler.
[04:28] Grandma
    Now it's hard to imagine life
    without something like a refrigerator.
SIGN    Grandma
[04:32] Grandma
    My family actually ran a butcher shop.
[04:36] Grandma
    That meant having a fridge with a freezer,
    which was revolutionary at the time.
[04:41] Grandma
    See, having a freezer means you can
    preserve meat for a lot longer,
[04:46] ---
    which made for much better
    turnaround for our product.
SIGN    Grandma
[04:50] ---
    That was quite remarkable, let me tell you.
SIGN    Grandma
[04:54] Grandma
    Incidentally, I think that being the child
    of a butcher shop meant that I was the first
[04:59] ---
    in my class to ever try sausage.
[05:03] Grandma
    That's how long ago this was.
SIGN    Grandma
[05:05] Grandma
    That said, I'm fairly sure I'm the
    first person in my class who has gone
[05:11] ---
    on to become virtual, as well!
SIGN    Grandma
[05:13] Grandma
    Virtual Grandmother!
SIGN    Grandma
[05:24] Peanut
    The crunchiest virtual Youtuber, Peanut-kun!
[05:29] Peanut
    Virtual-san is looking!
[05:37] Akari
    I really thought we were toast!
[05:39] Akari
    It's so good to be alive!
[05:42] Mito
    That aside, space certainly
    is mysterious, isn't it?
[05:44] Hime
    Space?
[05:45] Mito
    Yes.
[05:46] Mito
    When you think about all the mysteries
    humanity has yet to solve out there,
[05:49] ---
    doesn't it just thrill you?
[05:50] Hinata
    Oh, I get you!
[05:52] Hinata
    Becoming a space pirate and going
    on an adventure sounds good to me.
[05:55] Shiro
    I want to boldly go where
    no man has gone before!
[06:04] Hinata
    That scared me... huh?!
[06:05] Hinata
    Is it just me or did something happen outside?
[06:08] Shiro
    Space?!
[06:10] Hinata
    Look, everybody! Something's headed our way!
[06:14] Mito
    Is it some kind of cosmic mystery?!
[06:15] Peanuts
    Here I come!
[06:18] Everybody
    You again?!
[06:20] Hime
    Why are you coming straight at us?!
[06:23] Akari
    Everybody! Let's come up with a plan, quick!
[06:25] Akari
    Or he's going to get us again!
[06:30] Hinata
    That laugh...
[06:31] Hinata
    It's Meteoric Peanut-kun!
[06:32] Shiro
    In that case, why don't
    we try flattering him?
[06:35] Shiro
    Peanut is always a pushover!
[06:37] Akari
    Makes sense, so we just
    have to complement him!
[06:39] Shiro
    Take it away, then, Akari-chan!
[06:40] Akari
    Seriously?!
[06:41] Akari
    Uh, you're handsome, in a
    lower mid-tier kind of way!
[06:44] Hime
    And uh, I really want to wear
    those cool underwear you have!
[06:46] Hina
    Your hair's so stylish, too!
[06:47] Hinata
    And you're so yellow! Yellow is good!
[06:49] Mito
    Really, it's just so impressive how the,
    uh, the color of your nipples is so vivid.
[06:54] Shiro
    Hey, he's not stopping at all!
[06:55] Shiro
    You want me to rip your damn
    briefs off, you cocky nut?!
[06:59] Mito
    N-Now I have to block up before
    we get booted off the air!
[07:01] Siro
    Tee-hee, that just slipped out!
[07:03] Hinata
    We're done for!
[07:07] Peanut
    Here I come!
[07:11] Gori
    Hello.
[07:13] Everybody
    Hello!
SIGN    To Be Continued
[07:17] Hinata
    Virtual-san is looking!
[07:24] Aoi
    Gori-chan...
[07:25] Gori
    Hello.
[07:26] Aoi
    How you been?
[07:27] Gori
    Having fun, I'd say.
[07:28] Aoi
    And that's the problem!
[07:29] Gori
    What brought this on?
[07:30] Aoi
    There's nothing fun about the fact that
    Fuji Aoi Park might end up closing!
[07:34] Gori
    This park is actually a business?
[07:36] Aoi
    That's right! How did you not notice?!
[07:38] Gori
    I-I'm sorry.
[07:40] Aoi
    That being the case, Gori-chan,
    can I lay you off?
[07:42] Gori
    I had a job here?!
[07:45] Aoi
    I happened to get my hands on a
    younger, cuter, sexier employee.
[07:50] Gori
    You already hired my replacement?!
[07:52] Pink
    Hello there, I'm a pink gorilla.
[07:54] Gori
    My own sister?!
[07:55] Aoi
    Fuji Aoi!
SIGN    Fuji Aoi Park
[07:57] Gori
    Hello!
[08:00] Hime
    Big trouble, big trouble!
SIGN    Big trouble, Akari-chan!
[08:05] Hime
    Akari-chan, there's big trouble!
[08:13] Akari
    What's wrong, Hime?
[08:15] Hime
    Akari-chan! We've got really big trouble!
[08:17] Akari
    And what is it this time?
[08:19] Hime
    Someone with the pen name
    "Takahashi-kun" is in trouble!
[08:22] Hime
    Here, ready this and help them!
[08:24] Hime
    Go!
[08:25] Akari
    "Hello, Akari-san."
[08:27] Hime
    H'lo.
[08:27] Akari
    Hello.
[08:28] Akari
    "My boss at work always hits the enter
    key as loudly as he possibly can."
SIGN    Clack!
[08:33] Akari
    "It's so distracting,
     I can't focus on my work!"
SIGN    Clack!
[08:35] Akari
    "What should I do?"
SIGN    Clack!
[08:37] Akari
    I see, I see.
SIGN    Problem: Boss hits enter really noisily
[08:37] Hime
    It's textual harassment, huh?
[08:40] Hime
    That's what it is.
[08:41] Akari
    I know what they mean, though.
[08:42] Akari
    Sometimes you get distracted when
    you hear that really loud "clack"!
[08:44] Hime
    It's always louder than you think, too.
[08:45] Akari
    Yep. But y'know, it feels good to do.
[08:48] Hime
    I don't know why, but it's
    really exhilarating.
[08:49] Mirai
    Crazily so!
[08:51] Hime
    Clack! Finished!
[08:53] Akari
    It really does gives you a
    sense of finishing something.
[08:56] Akari
    Maybe because it's so big?
    The actual key on the keyboard, I mean.
[08:58] Hime
    The enter key.
[08:59] Akari
    Yeah, the enter key.
[09:00] Akari
    But I can understand how
    Takahashi-kun would, y'know?
[09:03] Akari
    Want to ask his boss to stop
    smashing that enter key,
[09:06] Akari
    but considering it's his boss,
     it's hard to bring up.
[09:09] Hime
    Yep, yep, yep.
[09:10] Akari
    What to do?
[09:12] Hime
    Hey, Mirai-san?
[09:15] ---
    Mirai-san!
SIGN    Hikari
SIGN    Yami
[09:17] Hikari
    Everyone has their odd habits,
    so I think you should just try to bear it.
[09:22] Yami
    That's messed up!
[09:23] Yami
    The other guy's at fault.
    Might as well come out and say it!
[09:26] Hikari
    But it's his boss.
[09:29] Hikari
    It could have a bad affect
    on their relationship.
[09:32] Yami
    God, you're so old fashioned.
[09:34] Yami
    Coddling the entrenched powers
    that be like that is exactly what
[09:36] ---
    breeds so much harassment.
[09:39] Hikari
    I guess you have a point, but...
[09:42] Yami
    I figure push comes to shove, you rip
    the enter key off their keyboard.
[09:47] Hikari
    Wouldn't that be a kind of harassment, too?
[09:51] Hikari
    Akari, you make the final call!
[09:54] Hime
    Hello? Earth to Mirai-san!
[09:59] Akari
    Sorry!
[10:00] Akari
    I'm finally back.
[10:02] Hime
    Welcome home.
[10:03] Akari
    Right!
[10:05] Akari
    Now, pen name Takahashi-kun!
    I'm gonna get to the bottom line!
[10:09] Hime
    Is she going to get to it?
[10:11] Hime
    Her bottom... line?
[10:13] Akari
    You need to encourage your boss!
[10:16] Hime
    Encourage them?
[10:17] Hime
    Then is he giving up on this enter key stuff?
[10:19] Akari
    Not exactly!
SIGN    Clack!
[10:21] Akari
    First, you listen out for the
    moment they smash that enter key.
[10:25] Akari
    Then, right when they do it, you shout out!
[10:29] Akari
    "Nice enter!"
SIGN    Nice enter!!
[10:30] Hime
    I like it!
[10:32] Akari
    The important thing is being consistent!
[10:33] Akari
    Never miss any time that
    they smash that enter key,
[10:37] Akari
    and the second you do it's,
     "Nice enter! The best in Japan!"
[10:41] Akari
    "That's why they call you 'Mr. Enter'!'"
[10:43] Hime
    That sounds like fun!
[10:45] Akari
    By doing that, since it's just encouragement,
    it won't be taken the wrong way.
[10:49] Akari
    But wouldn't the boss get embarrassed by all
    that fuss just from hitting the enter key?
[10:53] Hime
    You've got a point!
[10:54] Akari
    Right?!
[10:55] Hime
    It'd be obvious!
[10:55] Akari
    It would!
[10:56] Hime
    It'd be obvious!
[10:57] Akari
    Totally obvious!
[10:58] Akari
    So, in order to make sure Takahashi-kun
    doesn't cheer him on,
[11:01] Akari
    his boss will start to
    press the enter key gently!
[11:04] Hime
    That's super awesome! You are so smart!
[11:07] Akari
    That's what it takes to make it in society!
[11:11] Hime
    Super Miracle Enter Key Man!
SIGN    Big Trouble!
    Akari-chan
SIGN    Hinata-chan Heads to
    School
[11:21] Hinata
    Time to build, time to build!
[11:29] Hinata
    What should I do?
[11:31] Hinata
    If I use blocks to create a
    new park in this vacant lot,
[11:36] Hinata
    how exactly should I do it?
[11:39] Hinata
    Like this!
[11:45] Hinata
    Why, would you look at that?
[11:47] Hinata
    Those scattered piles of sand are now laid
    out as lovely as a rock garden in Kyoto!
[11:54] Hinata
    The big pipes that conveyed nothing
[11:57] ---
    but Gianism are now laid out like
    the stage for a glamorous idol.
[12:00] Hinata
    And the lumpy, dangerous ground is now flat.
[12:04] Hinata
    A skillful hand has transformed his typical
    empty lot into a soothing park space.
[12:18] Hinata
    I hope people call me skillful some day!
SIGN    Hinata-chan Heads to
     School
[12:25] Mito
    Rise! Attention! Virtual-san is looking!
SIGN    Trivia
    Diner
[12:33] Shiro
    Oh, it's Tokino Sora-chan! Welcome!
[12:37] Kaede
    Gosh, I am so fed up!
[12:40] Miria
    Can I get some trivia about sushi, please?
[12:43] Shiro
    Sure, coming right up!
SIGN    Trivia, go!
[12:50] Shiro
    Now, sushi...
SIGN    Sushi
SIGN    Sushi has a long history, and has been known to exist since the Nara period.
SIGN    The hand-formed style became popular in the Edo period,
[13:02] ---
    when it was called Edomae sushi,
    and sold in carts all over old Tokyo.
SIGN    When you think about how people from the time would casually stop by a cart
SIGN    to stand around eating sushi, you could even call it Edo period fast food!
SIGN    At the time, sushi tended to be as big as rice balls,
SIGN    Edo Period
SIGN    Modern Day
[13:16] ---
    and since that made it hard
    to eat with chopsticks,
SIGN    it was instead eaten by hand, which is a custom that continues to this day.
SIGN    Also, in sushi jargon, wasabi is called "namida" because if it's spicy enough,
[13:26] ---
    it can bring you to tears (namida).
[13:31] Miria
    Wow, I had no idea!
[13:33] Miria
    Your trivia really is always
    so handy, Siro-chan!
SIGN    Everyone's
    Virtual-san
SIGN    Pen Name: Shirogumi-san
SIGN    We want to see your characters!
    Check out the Virtualsan - Looking
     official website for details!
[13:43] Shirogumi
    The time has come!
[13:45] Shirogumi
    My name is "Watanabe Suzume."
[13:48] Shirogumi
    Also known as Grisaille IV.
[13:51] Shirogumi
    Let the depths of my sorcery
    teach you true fear.
SIGN    It's 3 PM,
    Class President.
[13:59] Mito
    I wonder if Kaede-chan has
    been watching Kerin Slayer.
[14:05] Kaede
    Burn down the dark elf's forest!
[14:08] Mito
    You are so impressionable.
[14:10] Kaede
    You think elves and dark elves
    live in different forests?
[14:13] Mito
    Elves aren't human anyway,
    so who cares where they live?
[14:16] Kaede
    You got a point there!
[14:17] Mito
    Anyway, Kaede-chan, let's get on with the
    ultimate "Would you rather" committee.
[14:20] Kaede
    Right!
[14:20] Mito
    Here is our subject for today!
[14:23] Mito
    Which would you rather be?
[14:24] Mito
    A) Immortal, but having
    to take exams every year.
[14:28] Mito
    B) Have five years to live, but be rich
    enough that you can do whatever you want.
[14:31] Kaede
    Oh, B for me, easy.
[14:33] Mito
    Really?
[14:34] Kaede
    Well if you know exactly what kind of time
    you've got, you can spend all of it having fun.
[14:38] Mito
    You'd die in five years!
     Is that what you want?
[14:40] Kaede
    Sure.
[14:40] Mito
    Come on, quit sounding so suicidal!
[14:42] Mito
    Don't give up! Live your life!
[14:45] Kaede
    What about you, Mito-chan?
[14:45] Mito
    I think I would live my immortal life,
     even if every year was exams.
[14:49] Kaede
    Why?!
[14:50] Mito
    Well, all you really need to
    do is fail every year, right?
[14:52] Mito
    You could repeat the same
    grade, like, 1,030 times.
[14:54] Mito
    Wouldn't that be fine?
[14:56] Higuchi
    That could be a Guinness World Record!
[14:57] Mito
    That sounds good to me.
[14:59] Kaede
    But you gotta keep living no matter
    how badly hurt or sad you get, then.
[15:03] Mito
    Kaede-chan, is life really just
    injuries and sadness for you?
[15:07] Kaede
    Well, I mean, isn't life mostly
    just depressing stuff?
[15:11] Mito
    To what degree?
[15:13] Kaede
    Eighty percent...
[15:13] Mito
    Eighty percent?! It's that bad?!
[15:15] Kaede
    Well, I guess, to have a fun life,
[15:17] Kaede
    you've gotta work hard from every day, right?
[15:19] Mito
    Okay, stop trying to sound profound!
[15:22] Mito
    This whole bit has me trying
    to do that as the final line!
[15:24] Kaede
    My bad!
[15:26] Mito
    Oh, it's already 3 PM!
[15:27] Kaede
    Right.
[15:27] Mito
    So here's the answer...
[15:29] Mito
    A) Being immortal and every
    year being an exam year!
[15:34] Kaede
    That don't seem like it'd suck to you?
[15:35] Mito
    Can you imagine the kind of subscriber
    counts you'd rack up if you were immortal?!
SIGN    It's 3 PM,
    Class President.
[15:43] Kaede
    Virtual-san is looking!
[15:44] Kaede
    Kaederon!
SIGN    Unity-chan Wants to
    Roll Around
[15:48] Unity
    Unity-chan...
[15:51] Unity
    Hey! Today I'm here to solve your problems,
     and I'm on a roll!
[15:54] Unity
    Let's take a call right now. Hello?
[15:58] Caller
    Hello.
[15:59] Unity
    What can I help you with today?
[16:01] Caller
    Well, I'm kind of nervous about something.
[16:04] Unity
    Mmhm!
[16:04] Caller
    I keep getting this feeling
    something is in my room.
[16:07] Caller
    Like someone is watching me all the time.
[16:12] Unity
    And have you talked to the police?
[16:13] Caller
    Well... that seems a bit extreme.
[16:15] Narrator
    Did you notice that?
SIGN    Everyone's
    Virtual-san
SIGN    Pen Name: Hoshikawa Sora
[16:19] Chaco
    People of Earth, nice to meet you!
SIGN    We want to see your characters!
    Check out the Virtualsan - Looking
     official website for details!
[16:23] Chaco
    I am the virtual alien idol, Hoshikawa Sora!
[16:27] Chaco
    Virtual-san is looking again, today!
[16:31] Chaco
    See you around!
SIGN    Previously on Kerin Slayer.
SIGN    Kerin Slayer.
[16:46] Hina
    Hime, why are we up in the mountains?
[16:49] ---
    It's so cold!
[16:51] Hime
    I heard a rumor that Kerin
    was recuperating up here!
[16:55] Hina
    He's still alive?!
[16:57] Hime
    Well, I feel kinda bad about what happened,
[17:00] Hime
    so I figured I'd bring this to make amends.
[17:02] Hina
    Hey, it's a picture of Elu-san!
[17:07] Hime
    I figure if we find him, I can hand it over.
[17:10] Hina
    You're such a sweetheart, Hime-san!
[17:12] Kerin
    What's all the noise?
[17:15] Kerin
    You two again?!
[17:17] Hina
    Oh, there he is.
[17:18] Hina
    Hi there, remember us?
[17:20] Hina
    It's Hime and Hina, the Kerin Slayers.
[17:23] Kerin
    I remember every last detail!
[17:25] Kerin
    You two got in the way
    of Elu-san and my love!
[17:30] Hime & Hina
    Love?
[17:31] Kerin
    Suck on this, you two!
[17:32] Hime
    Wait, wait, wait! Just hear me out!
[17:35] Kerin
    I don't want to hear your excuses!
[17:36] Hina
    Th-This is bad! If those detonate,
    it'll cause an avalanche,
[17:39] Hina
    and then the bears will be in trouble!
[17:42] ---
    Take this! Ancient Magic: Missile De'Fleckt!
[17:46] Kerin
    What?! My missile...
[17:54] Hime
    Hey, something got hit.
[17:56] ---
    Was it some birdies?
[17:57] Hime
    Sorry!
[17:59] Hina
    The birdies!
[18:01] Kerin
    How dare you deflect my missile!
[18:03] Kerin
    Keblins!
[18:06] Hime
    So many Keblins!
[18:12] Hime
    Wait, wait! One of you just
    said kebab! I'm positive.
[18:15] Hina
    Wow, I could go for kebabs.
[18:17] Hime
    Same.
[18:17] Hina
    But, wow, this is bad!
[18:19] Kerin
    Farewell, little girls!
[18:21] Kerin
    Now, swarm them!
[18:23] Hime & Hina
    No!
[18:26] Game Club
    Hold it right there!
[18:27] Everyone
    Who's that?!
SIGN    Sister!
[18:38] Uma
    Can I ask you about something, Sister?
[18:41] Sister
    What is it, dear horse?
[18:42] Sora
    Listen, Sister!
[18:43] Uma
    Well, I—
[18:50] Sister
    What is it?
[18:51] Sora
    I hate doing my makeup when I have days off!
    Not to mention, I'm not a morning person,
[18:54] Sora
    so sometimes I go out without any.
[18:56] Sora
    I'd be embarrassed to run
    into someone I know,
[18:59] Sora
    but to be honest, it feels like
    more trouble than it's worth.
[19:01] Sister
    I can understand why you'd feel that way.
[19:03] Sister
    It might be a better idea
    to take the time to do it.
[19:07] Sora
    I know, right?
[19:08] Sora
    What do you think might help?
[19:10] Sister
    Perhaps you could put on one of
    the masks that wrestlers wear.
[19:14] Sora
    Like a masked wrestler?!
[19:16] Sister
    If you go out looking like a masked
    wrestler in their private life,
[19:18] ---
    I'm sure your friends won't recognize you.
[19:21] Sora
    I get the feeling people
    might ask me what I do for a living.
[19:24] Sister
    In that case, maybe you could
    wear one of those horse masks.
[19:27] Sister
    That certainly isn't an
    odd sight in this town.
[19:32] Sora
    Oh, yeah! I think I saw one
    of those just the other day!
[19:35] Sora
    I'll try it!
[19:38] Sister
    May you be virtually blessed.
[19:40] Uma
    Be careful about getting enough air
    when summer rolls around, though!
SIGN    Sister!
[19:48] Uma
    Virtual-san is looking!
[19:50] Uma
    Neiiiigh!
[19:53] Akari
    Okay, we've got a letter here.
[19:56] Akari
    It's from someone with the
    pen name "Eternal Blizzard."
[19:59] Everybody
    Thanks for writing!
[20:02] Akari
    "Don't you think that
    titles are really cool?"
[20:05] Akari
    "I really do!"
[20:06] Akari
    "If you all could add titles to your names,
    what would they be like? Please tell me!"
SIGN    Coming up with titles!
[20:13] Everybody
    Titles, huh...
[20:14] Shiro
    I think Akari-chan's should include
    her favorite article of clothing...
[20:17] Shiro
    The one down there.
[20:20] Akari
    You mean the v-shaped thing?
[20:21] Hime
    V-shaped!
[20:23] Akari
    I actually have one I came up with, though!
[20:25] Hime
    No way!
[20:27] Akari
    My title would be...
[20:31] Akari
    "The Walking Free Directory!"
[20:32] Mito
    Oh, wow!
SIGN    They discussed it for about 20 minutes,
    so let's cut straight to the titles!
[20:38] Akari
    Then I'll just be The Walking PK.
SIGN    Walking PK
    (Panty-Krammed)
[20:40] Hime
    I like that!
[20:41] Mito
    PK!
[20:42] Shiro
    The Bloody Beautiful White...
SIGN    The Bloody Beautiful White Dolphinch
[20:44] Hina
    Dolphinch!
[20:45] Mito
    Dolphinch?
[20:47] Shiro
    Emergency Chuckle 119.
SIGN    Emergency Chuckle 119
[20:48] Hime
    Oh, like the phone number!
[20:51] Hime
    The Navely Venus Otaku Freak.
SIGN    The Navely Venus Otaku Freak
[20:52] Mito
    Navely Venus Otaku Freak?
[20:55] Shiro
    The Weed-Eating Human
    Centipede High Schooler.
SIGN    The Weed-Eating
    Human Centipede High Schooler
[20:59] Hime
    The Fluffy Pink Renegade.
SIGN    The Fluffy Pink Renegade
[21:00] Mito
    The Fluffy Pink Renegade!
    That's got a nice rhythm to it!
[21:03] Akari
    Let's wrap it up by sounding off!
[21:05] Akari
    This has been brought to you
    by the Walking PK, Mirai Akari!
[21:09] Shiro
    The Bloody Beautiful White Dolphinch,
     Cyber Girl Siro!
[21:13] Hime
    The Emergency Chuckle 119, Tanaka Hime!
[21:15] Hina
    The Navely Venus Otaku Freak, Suzuki Hina!
[21:18] Mito
    The Weed-Eating Human Centipede
    High Schooler, Tsukino Mito!
[21:21] Hinata
    And the Fluffy Pink Renegade,
     Nekomiya Hinata!
[21:25] Akari
    That does it for this time!
     So until next week,
[21:29] All
    Virtual-san is looking!
SIGN    Tsukiyo Sora
[23:09] Tsukiyo & Sora
    Hello there everyone, I'm Tsukiyo Sora.
[23:11] Tsukiyo & Sora
    Muscle strain is the flavor of youth,
[23:13] Tsukiyo & Sora
    menthol is the smell of first love,
[23:14] Tsukiyo & Sora
    and my legs carried me to a warm café
    where I made some harsh-tasting memories,
[23:18] Tsukiyo & Sora
    but in the evening they all became
    bittersweet memorial events.
[23:21] Tsukiyo & Sora
    As things are, this virtual space
    might be the embodiment of my
[23:24] ---
    youthful days that will
    never fade, even as I age.
[23:27] Tsukiyo & Sora
    You're not sure what I mean?
[23:29] ---
    I'm not too sure myself.
[23:30] ---
    But there's one thing I know that
    I'm supposed to say, so here goes.
[23:33] ---
    Next time is "Transmigration
    of an Old Lady's Soul."
SIGN    Next Time
    "Transmigration of an Old Lady's Soul"
[23:36] ---
    Virtual-san will be looking again next week.