E7 - I'm Salty

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[00:02] Peanut
    They say those dark bits on a
    banana are called "sugar spots."
[00:05] Uma
    Hey, hey, hey! So where are
    your sugar spots, Peanut?
[00:08] Peanut
    Peanuts are salty! You horsey bastard!
[00:10] Uma
    Hey, hey!
[00:12] Hinata
    Hello and good evening everyone.
[00:15] Everybody
    Good evening!
[00:18] Hinata
    It seems Virtual-san - Looking
    is getting good reviews.
[00:20] Everyone
    That's nice!
[00:22] Hinata
    And apparently there's an off-season
    typhoon headed our way.
[00:25] Everyone
    That's nice!
[00:27] Hinata
    Nah, that's not happening!
[00:29] Hinata
    Anyway, Akari-chan, did you cut your hair?
[00:31] Akari
    Yeah!
[00:33] Hinata
    And I heard that the opening song
    is going to change this week?
[00:35] Shiro
    Yep! The six of us are going
    to be singing the new one.
[00:39] Hime
    Which means you're going to be singing, too.
[00:41] Hinata
    Really? What kind of song is it?
[00:44] Shiro
    It's a cute, but rousing kind of song.
[00:47] Akari
    It puts you in a sexy mood.
[00:50] Hime
    It's a song that makes you
    wanna do the Comăneci!
[00:52] Hina
    It's the kind of wonderfully sleepy song
    that you want to stick under your pillow.
[00:55] Mito
    It's a song where you just
    start to want to rap.
[00:57] Hinata
    Everyone seems to have
    a different take on it.
[01:00] Hinata
    Well, to all our viewers, let us
    know what you think at #virtualsan.
[01:06] Hinata
    Let's get to it, here is...
[01:09] Everyone
    "I Need More Love"!
[02:57] Hime & Hina
    Virtual-san is...
[02:58] Hime & Hina
    Looking!
[03:06] Robo
    Wh-What is this?!
SIGN    Mob A
[03:08] Mob A
    So... you're saying that when you
    woke up, you had become a robot?
[03:16] Robo
    Yeah.
[03:18] Mob A
    And that yesterday, you were
    totally normal, like me.
SIGN    Mob A
[03:21] Robo
    Yeah.
[03:22] Mob B
    Turning into a robot overnight
    seems kind of impossible.
SIGN    Mob B
[03:26] Robo
    Yeah, I know!
[03:29] Both
    So why...?
[03:30] Mob A
    The only possible reason I can think of...
SIGN    Mob A
[03:32] Mob A
    is them!
[03:34] Robo
    Ah...
[03:35] Hime
    Hey! Where are we?
[03:37] Hina
    Everybody seems to have the same face.
[03:40] Mito
    Are they actually even people?
[03:41] Hinata
    Man...
SIGN    To Be Continued
SIGN    After-School V Time
[03:52] Akari
    What nice weather!
[03:54] Akari
    Man, I'm bored.
[03:57] Akari
    So bored!
[03:58] Hina
    Right?
[03:58] Mito
    Really? I think that having a bit of down
    time like this serves its own purpose.
[04:03] Akari
    If I says I'm bored then I'm bored!
[04:05] Akari
    Hina-chan, if you don't say something,
    I'm gonna stare at you until you do!
[04:11] Hina
    Then, I'll stare back! Stare!
[04:16] Akari
    Class Prez, I'm not bored anymore!
[04:19] Mito
    Okay, okay.
[04:20] Mito
    How about this, then?
[04:22] Mito
    Why don't we brainstorm ideas for things we
    can do and then call them out, one by one.
[04:26] Hina
    I'm not sure I can think of anything, though.
[04:29] Mito
    We could pretend that the strings
    for a ceiling lamp are a speed bag,
[04:31] Mito
    or use the reverberation from a fan to talk
    like aliens. Granted, those are a bit cliché.
[04:34] Hina
    I've definitely heard of them.
[04:36] ---
    And I dunno if either is
    quite right for the moment.
[04:38] Akari
    Try it.
[04:39] Mito
    What, m-me?
[04:40] Akari
    I'll do the buzzing thing that fans do, okay?
[04:43] Mito
    All right.
[04:44] Akari
    Vrrrm... vrrrm... vrrm...
[04:44] Mito
    Hello! Mirai Akari here!
[04:48] Mito
    What do you think? Sounds like you, huh?
[04:51] Mito
    Hina-chan, you should try, too. Do me.
SIGN    Everyone's
    Virtual-san
SIGN    Pen Name: Factory Chief Nanoko
SIGN    We want to see your characters!
    Check out the Virtualsan - Looking
     official website for details!
[05:00] Nanoko
    Factory Chief Nanoko here!
[05:02] Nanoko
    Let's enjoy working together
    at a legitimate business,
[05:05] Nanoko
    where we mass-produce bunnies.
[05:13] Call
    Virtual Grandmother!
[05:17] Grandma
    Nashi no tsubute.
SIGN    Grandma
SIGN    Today's Phrase:
    Nashi no tsubute
[05:20] Banner
    That's the phrase.
[05:22] Banner
    It comes from how sometimes, you never
    receive a reply to correspondence.
[05:25] Banner
    Like how you can toss a pebble,
    and it won't ever come back to you.
[05:30] Grandma
    In the old days, we used to only
    have phones at home, after all.
[05:33] Grandma
    So if you had any plans or sensitive
    matters to discuss with friends,
[05:37] ---
    you couldn't do it on the phone,
    thanks to your family's prying eyes.
[05:40] Grandma
    And if your friends ever moved far away,
[05:43] ---
    you could generally expect
    to never hear from them again.
SIGN    Grandma
[05:46] Grandma
    To put it in terms of the
    modern smartphone ecosystem,
[05:49] ---
    it'd be like LINE messages
    that are never read,
[05:52] ---
    or tweets that never
    receive replies or likes.
[05:56] Grandma
    Those would be nashi no tsubute.
[05:58] Grandma
    Incidentally, I, Kobayashi Sachiko,
    have an official Twitter as well!
SIGN    Grandma
[06:03] Grandma
    @Sachiko_5884.
[06:08] Grandma
    The 5884 can be read as
    "KO BA YA SHI," you see.
[06:12] Grandma
    Also, make sure to tweet with
    #virtualgrandmother and let me know
[06:16] ---
    what you think of the show!
SIGN    Grandma
[06:18] Grandma
    I'll be waiting to hear from you.
[06:22] Grandma
    Although I won't be replying all that much,
[06:24] ---
    so that too, will be like nashi no tsubute!
[06:30] Grandma
    But I will be reading them, okay?
[06:31] ---
    I'll be self-searching,
    and I might end up liking them.
SIGN    Grandma
[06:40] Shiro
    Virtual-san is looking.
[06:46] Gori
    Virtual-san is looking. Hello!
[06:52] Aoi
    Gori-chan, let's play Red Light, Green Light!
[06:56] Gori
    Hello!
[06:57] Aoi
    Green light...
[06:59] Aoi
    Red light!
[07:01] Aoi
    Huh?
[07:02] Peanut
    It's me, Peanut!
[07:04] Aoi
    Where'd Gori-chan go?!
[07:06] Peanut
    I ate him!
[07:08] Gori
    Hello!
[07:10] Aoi
    Fuji Aoi!
SIGN    Fuji Aoi Park
[07:12] Gori
    Hi!
[07:15] Aoi
    Green light...
[07:17] Aoi
    Red light!
[07:18] Aoi
    Huh?
[07:19] Peanut
    It's me, Peanut!
[07:21] Aoi
    Where's Gori-chan?
[07:23] Peanut
    Here he is!
[07:25] Gori
    Hello!
[07:26] Call
    Fuji Aoi! Hello.
SIGN    Fuji Aoi Park
[07:31] Hime
    Big trouble, big trouble!
SIGN    Big trouble, Akari-chan!
SIGN    Big trouble, Akari-chan!
SIGN    Whoa, whoa, whoa... hello there.
[07:43] Akari
    What is it, Hime-chan?
[07:45] Hime
    Akari-chan, we've got really big trouble!
[07:48] Mirai
    Let's see here.
[07:50] Hime
    Someone with the pen name
     "Mimi-chan" is worried!
[07:52] Hime
    Stop clonking around and here!
    Read this, would you? Go on!
[07:54] Akari
    Sorry about that. Let's see,
    "Hello, Akari-san." Hello!
[07:56] Hime
    Hello.
[07:56] Akari
    Hello.
[07:57] Hime
    Hello.
[07:58] Akari
    "Whenever I'm using my PC and try
    to put something in the USB port,
[08:01] ---
    I always end up the wrong way around."
[08:03] Akari
    "How can I stop doing this?"
[08:05] Hime
    Oh, I totally do that all the time!
SIGN    Problem: Inserting USB connectors backwards
[08:07] Akari
    I get the feeling!
[08:07] Hime
    That happens to everybody.
[08:08] Akari
    Yep. It's a pretty common,
    low-key frustration.
[08:10] Hime
    I totally get it!
[08:12] Akari
    But how to fix it? Hmm...
[08:15] Hime
    Hey, Mirai-san?
[08:17] Hime
    Mirai-san!
SIGN    Hikari
SIGN    Yami
[08:19] Yami
    The problem is you rely on USB too much.
[08:21] ---
    Just memorize the stuff you need!
[08:23] Hikari
    But that's so much less efficient!
[08:26] Hikari
    I'd probably just check the connector
    every time, before inserting it.
[08:29] Yami
    That's way too much work!
[08:32] Yami
    The real problem is getting dependent
    on technological advances!
[08:35] Yami
    It wasn't that long ago that
    USB tech didn't even exist!
[08:39] Hikari
    You've got a point, but...
[08:42] Hikari
    Oh, Akari! Take it from here!
[08:45] Hime
    Hello! Earth to Mirai-san?
[08:50] Akari
    Sorry, I'm back now.
[08:52] Hime
    Oh, welcome home.
[08:52] Akari
    Okay!
[08:55] Akari
    Pen name Mimi-chan!
[08:57] Akari
    Here's the bottom line!
[09:00] Hime
    Is she going to get to it?
    Her bottom... line?
[09:04] Akari
    You need your own company!
[09:07] Hime
    A c-company?!
[09:08] Akari
    Yep! Mimi-chan is being troubled by something
     as mundane as USB accessories, right?
[09:13] Akari
    That's a pretty common
    problem that everyone has!
[09:16] Hime
    Yeah, that's true.
[09:17] Akari
    Which means it's a business opportunity!
[09:20] Akari
    Mimi-chan will practice connecting
    USB stuff until she masters it!
[09:24] Akari
    And then she'll become a USB insertion
    pro with perfect accuracy!
[09:27] Hime
    That's professional?! Really?!
[09:28] Akari
    Yep.
[09:29] Akari
    Then she start a company, and visit
    other people with the same problem,
[09:34] Akari
    and—bang, bang, bang—
    jam those USB connections in!
[09:36] Akari
    Mimi-chan will be creating
    an all-new kind of business!
[09:39] Hime
    That's awesome and sounds super cool!
[09:42] Akari
    At the same time she can work
    on training some new hires,
SIGN    USB Incorporated
[09:44] ---
    and found an entire workforce
    of genius USB experts!
[09:46] Akari
    The business will grow with leaps and bounds,
     and she'll get super rich!
[09:49] Hime
    That's awesome! Bubble-style!
[09:51] Akari
    And then Mimi-chan becomes super rich
    and retires to a tropical island. Aloha!
[09:54] Akari
    And there she lived a life never having to
    worry about USB ports ever again. The end!
[10:00] Hime
    I love it! What a great story!
[10:02] Akari
    Isn't it, though?
[10:04] Hime
    Yeah!
[10:05] Akari
    You commit to meeting the needs
     of an unfulfilled market segment.
[10:07] Akari
    That's the iron rule of business!
[10:09] Hime
    USB Dream!
[10:11] Akari
    Yay!
[10:13] Hime
    Dream catching Yay!
    Playing the lotto! Bang, bang, bang!
SIGN    Big Trouble!
    Akari-chan
SIGN    Hinata-chan Heads to
    School
[10:24] Hinata
    Where is that save point?!
[10:33] Hinata
    If this keeps up...
[10:35] ---
    I'll be in trouble.
[10:38] Hinata
    The feeling of this bridge...
[10:39] Hinata
    There's definitely a boss
    battle on the other side!
[10:41] Hinata
    Does that mean this is...
[10:43] ---
    the last dungeon?!
[10:45] Hinata
    Would it be a good idea to move onto
    the boss battle without saving?
[10:49] Hinata
    I'm not particularly good at the bullet
    hell segments, so I tend to do poorly
[10:51] ---
    on my first try with bosses.
[10:53] Hinata
    You have to move your heart around...
[10:55] Hinata
    Like this! And that! There!
[10:57] Hinata
    I can do this!
[10:59] Hinata
    I've got a slice of butterscotch-cinnamon pie,
     along with other healing items...
[11:04] Hinata
    I can do this!
[11:06] Hinata
    Time to take this boss on!
[11:14] Hinata
    I'm filled with determination
    to fight this boss!
SIGN    Hinata-chan Heads to
     School
[11:21] Hinata
    Virtual-san is looking.
SIGN    Trivia
    Diner
[11:31] Shiro
    Oh, Pino-chan! Welcome!
[11:35] Pino
    I am ever so fed up!
[11:38] Pino
    Can I get some trivia about tai, please?
SIGN    Tai (Red Sea Bream)
[11:46] Shiro
    Sure, coming right up!
[11:47] Shiro
    Y'know, Japan is really the only
    country to treat red sea bream as the
[11:51] ---
    king of fish and a gourmet ingredient.
[11:56] Pino
    I'm not quite full yet.
[11:59] ---
    I could go for some more.
SIGN    Trivia, go!
[12:06] Shiro
    Well there's also Thai...
[12:07] Shiro
    As in the country that is very popular
    with Japanese tourists, Thailand.
SIGN    Bangkok
[12:11] Shiro
    And though it's the capitol of Thailand,
[12:13] ---
    did you know that Bangkok
    isn't its official name?
[12:16] Shiro
    Officially it's...
[12:18] Shiro
    Krungthepmahanakhon Amonrattanakosin
    Mahintharayutthaya
[12:23] ---
    Mahadilokphop Noppharatratchathaniburirom
    Udomratchaniwetmahasathan
[12:28] ---
    Amonphimanawatansathit
    Sakkathattiyawitsanukamprasit!
SIGN    Trivia Diner
[12:35] Pino
    Wow, really?
[12:37] Pino
    Your trivia really is always
    so handy, Siro-oneechan!
SIGN    Everyone's
    Virtual-san
SIGN    Pen Name: Nike
SIGN    We want to see your characters!
    Check out the Virtualsan - Looking
     official website for details!
[12:47] Nike
    Hiya! Nike here!
[12:50] Nike
    Nice to meet you all.
[12:53] Nike
    My favorite food is ramen combos.
SIGN    It's 3 PM,
    Class President.
[13:03] Mito
    Now, then, I caught him earlier,
    and he should be waking up any time now.
SIGN    Kenmochi Toya appeared!
[13:11] Toya
    Class Prez! Why am I the
    only one locked up here?!
[13:14] Toya
    Everyone else said you just
    asked them to appear normally!
[13:16] Toya
    What did I do to earn this treatment?!
[13:18] Mito
    Silence!
[13:19] Mito
    You're joining me for the ultimate "Would
    you rather" committee today, Kenmochi-san.
[13:22] Mito
    Here's our subject!
[13:24] Mito
    Which would you prefer?
[13:26] Mito
    A) Being randomly shocked to the
    point of mild pain once a day, or...
[13:29] Mito
    B) To have your socks get
    slightly soggy every day.
[13:31] Toya
    Uh, I'd rather neither...
[13:32] Toya
    I guess maybe B, having your
    socks get soggy every day.
[13:37] Mito
    That's what you'd prefer?
[13:38] Toya
    I think so.
[13:39] Toya
    I mean, if you get shocked once a day,
[13:41] ---
    it'd be a real problem depending
    on when it happens, right?
[13:43] Mito
    What do you mean exactly?
[13:45] Toya
    If you got shocked while using the bathroom,
     you could end up splashing everywhere.
[13:49] Mito
    I honestly would rather you
    not have elaborated there.
[13:53] Mito
    But I see what you mean.
[13:55] Mito
    Like, say you're proposing.
[13:57] Mito
    It could end up like, "I've always augh,"
    which would definitely put a damper on things.
[14:00] Toya
    Yes, exactly. That's what I'm thinking.
[14:02] Mito
    That's a good point.
[14:03] Mito
    But wouldn't it made your feet stink?
    If your socks were a bit damp all the time.
[14:07] Toya
    I guess they would.
[14:07] Mito
    Right, and that would be terrible.
[14:08] Toya
    But if it got to be bad, you could
    always just take your socks off.
[14:13] Mito
    Okay, then, Kenmochi-san,
    take your socks off.
[14:16] Mito
    Go ahead.
[14:17] Toya
    Huh. Wha... My shoes... They won't come off.
[14:20] Mito
    Isn't that the strangest thing?
[14:22] Mito
    I can't imagine why!
[14:23] Mito
    I wonder how much it would cost
    to be able to take them off?
[14:25] Mito
    Oh, look at the time! Okay, let's settle it.
[14:28] Mito
    The answer is A). Receiving a random,
    mildly painful shock once a day is preferable!
[14:35] Toya
    I don't see the point of having
     me on this segment!
[14:37] Mito
    Silence!
[14:38] Mito
    If you want to electrify
    everyone else as a VTuber,
[14:40] ---
    you had better be prepared
    to be electrified yourself!
SIGN    It's 3 PM,
    Class President.
SIGN    Everyone's
    Virtual-san
[14:47] Chaco
    Good evening everybody!
SIGN    Pen Name: Batsuko
SIGN    We want to see your characters!
    Check out the Virtualsan - Looking
     official website for details!
[14:50] Chaco
    I'm Batsuko!
[14:52] Chaco
    Here we go! Ready, and...
[14:54] Chaco
    Batsuko pose!
[15:03] Rin
    Virtual-san is looking.
SIGN    Unity-chan Wants to
    Roll Around
[15:07] Unity
    Unity-chan...
[15:12] Unity
    Oh, poor Cinderella.
[15:15] Unity
    I will make it so you are
    fit to go to the ball!
[15:19] Unity
    There!
[15:21] Unity
    Now, your beauty will be unleashed!
[15:25] Gori
    Hello!
[15:28] Gori
    Is this where we're filming today?
[15:30] Unity
    Y-You wanna eat some curry croquettes?
[15:32] Gori
    I appreciate it.
[15:34] Unity
    He ate it.
SIGN    Everyone's
    Virtual-san
[15:39] Tatsumi
    This message goes out to the entire world.
SIGN    Pen Name: Fukuhara Tatsumi
SIGN    We want to see your characters!
    Check out the Virtualsan - Looking
     official website for details!
[15:41] Tatsumi
    My name is Fukuhara Tatsumi,
[15:43] Tatsumi
    and I am a revolutionary
    of the virtual world!
[15:45] ---
    I am here to tell you all only one thing:
[15:47] ---
    Put me in the anime!
[15:49] ---
    That is all.
SIGN    Previously on Kerin Slayer.
[15:59] Elu
    Was someone else here?
SIGN    Kerin Slayer.
[16:04] Kerin
    What happened to me?
[16:06] Kerin
    It looks like I've turned into
    drifting particles of light.
[16:10] Kerin
    I can't maintain my form.
[16:12] Kerin
    And after I was finally
    about to meet Elu-san...
[16:15] Hime
    Hey, Kerin! Where are you?
[16:18] Hina
    Kerin!
[16:19] Elu
    Hey, what is that white thing?
[16:22] Hime
    Could it be?
[16:24] Kerin
    She's calling for me...
[16:25] Kerin
    Elu-san is calling me!
[16:29] Hime
    Kerin's particles are shining!
[16:31] Hime
    Elu-chan! Reach out and grab that light!
[16:33] Elu
    Like this? Come on back!
[16:38] Kerin
    I did it! I'm back!
[16:41] Kerin
    Elu-san! Thank you so much!
[16:43] Kerin
    Wait, where did Elu-san go?
[16:46] Elu
    I-I'm over here.
[16:48] Hina
    She's behind you, Kerin.
[16:49] Kerin
    Unbelievable!
[16:50] Kerin
    I finally regain physical form, but I
    can't actually see Elu-san behind me?!
[16:54] Hime
    Oh, it's because his layer is on top of hers!
[16:56] Kerin
    I get it.
[16:57] Kerin
    So it's actually "Kerin's Layer."
[16:59] Hina
    This whole sketch has been a pun.
[17:01] Elu
    Kerin-san, I'm Elu!
[17:04] Kerin
    Elu-san! It's nice to meet you.
    I'm Yamikumo Kerin, the dark elf!
[17:09] Kerin
    Why?! Why can't I see Elu-san's face?!
[17:12] Hime
    She's super cute!
[17:14] Hina
    And super pretty!
[17:16] Kerin
    Damn it! Quit hogging all the Elu-san!
[17:20] Elu
    Kerin-san seems like a pleasant fellow!
[17:22] Kerin
    This is such a perfect chance!
[17:24] Kerin
    But I can't even see her!
[17:26] Kerin
    If this forest can't help me...
    It might as well burn!
[17:31] Hina
    Don't tell me...
[17:32] Kerin
    Ultimate Mega-Magic, Buchiflare!
[17:35] Kerin
    I'm gonna blow it all up!
[17:36] Hina
    Hime, you know what to do?
[17:38] Hime
    Heck yeah!
[17:39] Himehina
    In thy great name, we pledge
    ourselves to darkness!
[17:44] Himehina
    Let all the layers who stand
    in our way be destroyed
[17:47] Himehina
    by the power that we posses.
[17:48] Himehina
    Kerin Slayer!
[17:52] Kerin
    Huh? Huh? What the...?
[17:55] Kerin
    Elu-san!
[17:56] Elu
    That's me!
[17:58] Kerin
    I'm moved!
[17:59] Kerin
    It's Elu-san, in the flesh!
[18:01] Hime
    Sorry to interrupt your moment, but can
    you do something about the missiles?
[18:06] Kerin
    That's right!
[18:07] Kerin
    At this rate, Elu-san and the
    forest will be destroyed!
[18:09] Hina
    We're here too!
[18:11] Elu
    My forest is going to burn again.
[18:13] Kerin
    I won't let that happen!
[18:15] Kerin
    Elu-san!
[18:16] Hime & Hina
    Kerin!
[18:23] Hime
    Elu-san... He sacrificed
    himself to protect us!
[18:31] Hina
    Elu-chan, putting that aside,
    I'm feeling kind of thirsty.
[18:34] Hime
    Oh, yeah, me too.
[18:35] Hime
    You wanna go grab some banana shakes?
[18:38] Hime
    We know a great place!
[18:40] Hina
    Come on!
[18:40] Elu
    Let's go!
[18:42] Hina
    Y'know, bananas are vegetables!
[18:43] Kerin
    Elu-san!
SIGN    Kerin Slayer
SIGN    To Be Continued
SIGN    Sister!
[18:55] Uma
    Sister, please, hear me out, Sister!
[18:58] Sister
    What is it, dear horse?
[18:59] Uma
    The other day, I—
[18:59] Sora
    Listen, Sister!
[19:05] Sister
    What is it?
[19:06] Sora
    I found a mini rice porridge at
    the convenient store, so I bought it,
[19:10] ---
    but when I tried to eat it at home,
     it said it was for dogs.
[19:13] Sora
    What a waste.
[19:15] Sister
    Couldn't you have returned it?
[19:17] Sora
    I already opened it before I noticed.
[19:19] Sister
    I see.
[19:21] Sister
    I suppose you'll have to eat it, then.
[19:23] Sora
    Eat it?! But it's for dogs!
[19:25] Sister
    Did you notice anything when you
    looked at the back of the package?
[19:29] Sora
    The back...? Wow,
    it's really low in calories!
[19:33] Sister
    Indeed.
[19:34] Sister
    Maybe this is a stroke of fate,
[19:36] ---
    and you could start a diet fad where
    you eat rice porridge for dogs.
[19:39] Sora
    But if it doesn't taste good...
[19:42] Sister
    You could always write about
    the experience in a book,
[19:44] ---
    and if it's successful, then it will
    be "delicious" in a different sense.
[19:48] Sora
    I see!
[19:49] Sora
    Then I'm gonna head to the convenience store
    and buy a bunch of rice porridge for dogs!
[19:54] Sister
    May you be virtually blessed.
[19:57] Uma
    Virtual-kun wants to eat
    porridge, too! Woof woof!
SIGN    Sister!
[20:05] Sister
    Virtual-san is looking.
[20:09] Mito
    All right, we've got a letter here.
[20:11] Mito
    It's from someone with the pen name "Upload."
[20:13] Everyone
    Thanks for writing!
[20:16] Mito
    "You all upload a lot of videos yourselves,
    but do you watch anyone else's videos?"
[20:21] Mito
    "If there are any that made an impression,
    please tell us about them."
[20:24] Mito
    Well, everyone, do you
    watch anyone else's videos?
[20:28] Everyone
    Yeah!
[20:29] Hime
    I watch lots!
[20:30] Mito
    I see, then Hime-san,
    which videos do you watch?
[20:34] Hime
    Let's see. I watch ones where people sing...
[20:37] Mito
    Ah, I see.
[20:38] Hime
    Also, let's see, I also like short
    sketches that are kinda zippy,
[20:42] Hime
    the kind where you can watch a whole
    bunch and scratch the right kind of itch.
[20:47] Mito
    That sounds nice. Faster-paced
    videos are great for comedy.
[20:51] Hime
    Exactly! You can watch a ton like that.
[20:53] Mito
    I think that from this anime, the Game Club
    and Kerin-san fit that kind of description.
[20:58] Akari
    Kerin-kun!
[21:00] Akari
    Yeah, they've got a style
    that's hard to match!
[21:02] Mito
    True enough.
[21:03] Hinata
    It's really creative.
[21:05] Akari
    But y'know, one day, I'd like
    to blow my house up too.
[21:08] Hime
    Is that your dream?
[21:09] Akari
    It totally is!
[21:10] Shiro
    I can do it for you, if you'd like.
[21:13] Akari
    Really? How about the day after tomorrow?
[21:15] Hime
    It's a date!
[21:17] Hina
    I want to see that!
[21:20] Mito
    Okay, well, we're out of time!
[21:23] Hime
    That was fast!
[21:25] Hinata
    I want more!
[21:25] Mito
    That's it for this week, so until next week!
[21:29] Everyone
    Virtual-san is looking!
[23:11] Yoko
    Dunnananan! Yahoo, Akabane Yoko here!
SIGN    Akabane Yoko
[23:14] Yoko
    It's the time of year
    for good hot pot dishes.
[23:16] Yoko
    Motsunabe, Korean hot pot, tonyu nabe...
    They're all good, but I recommend kaki nabe.
[23:21] Yoko
    Getting under the kotatsu and eating some kaki
     nabe is a great way to warm up, you know?
[23:25] Yoko
    You can get stomachaches sometimes, though.
[23:27] Yoko
    Just be sure not to put anything
    weird in the pot, okay?
[23:30] Yoko
    Next time is "White Tears."
SIGN    Next Time
    White Tears
[23:32] Yoko
    Virtual-san will be looking next week, too!