E6 - PP Dance Festival

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[00:03] Peanut
    Y'know, Oda Nobunaga used to
    call Hideyoshi a "bald rat."
[00:07] Uma
    Yo! Bald peanut!
[00:08] Peanut
    I'm not bald, you horsey bastard!
[00:10] Uma
    Hey, hey!
[00:13] Hina
    There's a gym and this huge library.
[00:16] Hina
    This dorm is really something! I love it!
[00:19] Shiro
    Considering how big it is, maybe there's
    an entrance to a secret room somewhere!
[00:23] Hime
    Like the kind where you say
    a password for it to open?
[00:26] Hime
    Hm... Open, Comăneci!
[00:29] Hime
    Wow, something actually came out! Awesome!
[00:33] Hinata
    What the heck is this? Holy cow!
     It's a whole secret base!
[00:37] Hinata
    So cool! What's it for?
    What's the special mission?
[00:39] Akari
    Oh, Hinata's hype meter is maxed out!
[00:43] Mito
    Tanaka, take it away.
[00:44] Hime
    Aye-aye, sir!
[00:45] ---
    This is being called "Operation:
    Let's All Work Hard to
[00:47] ---
    Actually Do the Title Call
    so the Opening Can Play!"
[00:50] ---
    Ready, and...
[00:51] Everyone
    Virtual-san is looking!
[02:37] Kaede
    I choose you! Virtual-san is looking.
[02:50] Kaede
    Last week ended up turning into
    a talent contest, somehow.
[02:53] Ryo
    Especially in Miria-chan's case.
[02:54] Miria
    It's fine! Those mini-mes
    were really cute, right?
[02:57] Haruto
    We'd be in dire straights
    with any more pink fools!
[03:00] Miria
    Oh, right! I came up with a new plan!
[03:03] Kaede
    Just what we needed!
    Let's hear it, Miria-chan!
[03:06] Miria
    I call it "Operation: Every Rose Has
    Its Toxins! Deadly Poison Cooking!"
[03:11] Haruto
    Cooking? You maniac, are you
    trying to get the chief to—?!
[03:14] Miria
    Shh!
[03:14] Kaede
    Trying to get me to do what?
[03:16] Miria
    Well, Kaede-chan, since we'll need to take
    our time and have a briefing on the plan,
[03:20] Miria
    maybe you should make
    some cookies beforehand!
[03:22] Ryo
    Miria-chan, you can't—
[03:24] Kaede
    Cookies, huh! It's been a while!
[03:27] Kaede
    I'm gonna do my best, then!
[03:29] ---
    Which way was the kitchen again?
[03:30] Kaede
    I think this is the first time
    I've cooked on this battleship!
[03:32] Haruto
    You pink fool! How could you
    incite the chief like this?!
[03:35] Miria
    Shut up! You know as well as I do how
    powerful Kaede-chan's deadly poison cooking is!
[03:39] Ryo
    Miria-chan, you can't...
[03:41] Ryo
    Our sweet chief is going to become a vessel
    for something from another reality...
[03:44] Miria
    But if we feed the stuff to our
    enemies, they'll be totally toast!
[03:46] Haruto
    You do make a type of sense, but...
[03:50] Ryo
    What was that?!
[03:51] Haruto
    An enemy attack?! Damn them!
[03:53] Miria
    No! The explosion came from the kitchen!
[03:57] Ryo
    That was the chief!
[03:58] Miria
    Oh, no! I never bothered to look
    into how Kaede-chan actually cooks!
[04:02] Haruto
    At this rate, the battleship will be scuttled
    before we can feed our foes the cookies!
[04:06] Kaede
    Sorry for scaring you all!
[04:08] Kaede
    It's been a while, so I tried my best!
[04:10] Kaede
    The cookies are ready, though!
[04:12] Haruto
    Such an aura! Is it dark matter?!
[04:15] Miria
    Talk about intense.
[04:17] Kaede
    Come on! Eat up! And we'll go over the plan.
[04:20] Miria
    Kaede-chan, the plan is to give
    these cookies to our enemies,
[04:24] Miria
    and then take them out while
    they're enjoying the snack!
[04:27] Ryo
    Okay, good explanation!
[04:28] Kaede
    Oh, so that's the plan!
[04:31] Kaede
    I'll make some more, then!
[04:32] Kaede
    That way you all can eat these!
[04:35] Kaede
    Go on, don't be shy!
[04:36] Haruto
    Hey, pink fool, we're gonna
    have to brace ourselves.
[04:39] Miria
    Harutrash, you...
[04:42] Miria
    I guess it'd be rude to
    Kaede-chan, otherwise.
[04:44] Miria
    Ready to do this, Ryo-kun?
[04:47] Everybody
    Thanks for the cookies.
SIGN    1 Minute Later
[04:54] Kaede
    Guys! Who did this to you?!
[04:57] Miria
    I knew my plan was a good one.
[05:04] Kaede
    The Game Club's galactic conquest continues!
[05:12] Call
    Virtual Grandmother!
[05:16] Grandma
    Choda no Retsu.
SIGN    Today's Phrase:
    Choda no Retsu
SIGN    Grandma
[05:19] Banner
    As in, a particularly long line.
[05:21] Banner
    Are there any places you can think
    of when it comes to long lines?
[05:26] Banner
    For me, it's movie theaters.
[05:29] Grandma
    In the old days, no matter where you went,
    they used to always be really crowded.
[05:33] Grandma
    You'd end up having to stand to watch!
SIGN    Grandma
[05:35] Grandma
    That was actually something that
    was allowed in theaters back then.
[05:41] Grandma
    This was on top of doing
    double and triple features.
[05:44] Grandma
    A particular memory I have
    about going to the movies
[05:47] ---
    is the music acts that would play during
    the intermissions for double features.
[05:52] Grandma
    This was actually a thing, in the old days.
[05:54] Grandma
    The screen would rise up,
    and there'd be a stage behind it.
[05:57] Grandma
    With performances by singers and bands.
[06:00] Grandma
    They'd be on standby behind the screen
    until it was time for them to perform,
[06:06] Grandma
    so they could actually enjoy the movie
    from back there while they were waiting!
SIGN    Grandma
[06:11] Grandma
    And then after the movie ended,
     they'd play in the theater again.
[06:15] Grandma
    By the way, a movie that made a big
    impression on me at the time was Mothra!
[06:23] Grandma
    I'm a bit like her myself, nowadays.
    Whoosh! You know? Whoosh!
SIGN    Grandma
[06:31] Grandma
    Whoosh, whoosh, whoosh!
[06:37] Grandma
    Whoosh!
SIGN    Grandma
[06:39] Grandma
    Whoosh!
[06:42] Grandma
    Whoosh!
[06:49] Akari
    V-V-Virtual-san is looking!
[06:53] Aoi
    Y-You don't have to look, if you want.
[06:57] Aoi
    But I want you to.
[06:59] Aoi
    Virtual-san is looking!
[07:07] Gori
    What's the matter?
[07:09] Aoi
    Nothing.
[07:11] Gori
    If you don't mind talking to
    a gorilla, you can tell me.
[07:14] Aoi
    Thank you, Gori-chan.
[07:21] Aoi
    See, I...
[07:22] Gori
    Hello?
[07:24] Aoi
    ...wanna go into space.
[07:28] Gori
    Hello!
SIGN    Fuji Aoi!
SIGN    Fuji Aoi Park
[07:33] Gori
    Hello.
SIGN    Hinata-chan Heads to
    School
[07:38] Hinata
    This is bad! Real bad! But I can't panic.
[07:42] Hinata
    It'll be rough, though.
[07:44] Hinata
    There are two generators
    I still need to repair.
[07:47] Hinata
    Probably on the other side
    of this bridge, but...
[07:49] Hinata
    But should I really go across?
[07:51] Hinata
    It'd mean leaving the other
    survivors on this side.
[07:55] Hinata
    In that other round, I let them
    all die and survived by myself.
[07:59] Hinata
    Maybe that's why I have no friends.
[08:02] Hinata
    But if the killer crosses the
    bridge, they'll be able to
[08:05] ---
    see me in the distance,
    and I'll be dead in no time!
[08:08] Hinata
    Dead or alive!
[08:13] Hinata
    Okay, let's do it!
[08:14] Hinata
    Even if it means betraying the others,
    I've gotta find those generators!
[08:19] Hinata
    Crap, I ran.
[08:21] Hinata
    I'm gonna die!
SIGN    Hinata-chan Heads to
     School
[08:27] Hime
    Big trouble, big trouble!
SIGN    Big trouble, Akari-chan!
[08:33] Hime
    Akari-chan, there's big trouble!
[08:40] Akari
    What is it, Hime?
[08:42] Hime
    Man, I'm rusty! Here, read this!
[08:44] Hime
    Just read it already!
[08:45] Akari
    Okay, okay!
[08:48] Akari
    "Hello, Akari-san."
[08:48] Hime
    H'lo.
[08:49] Akari
    Hello!
[08:50] Hime
    H'lo!
[08:50] Akari
    "The other day, I heard
    rumors that a friend was
[08:53] ---
    badmouthing me, and got depressed about it."
[08:55] Akari
    "These weren't things
    said directly to my face,
[08:58] ---
    but I thought this person and I were good
    friends, so it came as a huge shock."
[09:02] Akari
    "I've had trouble talking
    to them ever since."
[09:05] ---
    "What do you think I should do?"
SIGN    Problem: Badmouthed by a friend
[09:07] Hime
    That's sad!
[09:10] Akari
    Hey Hime, try badmouthing me!
[09:13] Hime
    Badmouth you?!
[09:14] Akari
    Yeah.
[09:15] Hime
    Y-You got black panties!
[09:16] Akari
    Uh, hang on, is that supposed to be bad?
[09:18] Hime
    W-Was it supposed to be?
[09:20] Akari
    Don't you always show
    off your panties, Hime?
[09:22] Hime
    Yes, I am! Here, see?
[09:24] Hime
    Whoo.
[09:25] Hime
    Whacha think?
[09:28] Hime
    Uh, Mirai-san? Hey, are you there?
[09:30] Hime
    Mirai-san!
[09:32] Yami
    How about a rap battle where you both
    just get it all out in the open?
SIGN    Hikari
SIGN    Yami
[09:36] Hikari
    That's not a bad idea!
[09:38] Yami
    If you're gonna talk crap to someone else,
[09:40] Yami
    you may as well say it to the
    person you've got an issue with.
[09:43] Hikari
    Wow, Yami-chan, you're making sense!
[09:46] Yami
    Oh, damn, that's kind of OOC.
[09:50] Hime
    Hello? Hello! Earth to Mirai-san!
[09:54] Akari
    Oh man, something smells a lot like panties.
[09:57] Hime
    Smells?!
[09:58] Akari
    Y'know, like pumpkins. I wonder what it is?
[10:02] Akari
    Anyway, pen name "Aruto-kun"!
[10:04] Akari
    Here's the bottom line!
[10:07] Hime
    Is she going to get to it?
    Her bottom... line?
[10:11] Akari
    You need to embrace your friend.
[10:13] ---
    Period!
[10:15] Hime
    So fast!
[10:16] Hime
    So the idea is to shut the person who
    was saying bad things up, huh?! Awesome!
[10:21] Akari
    Tanaka, do you know what I mean
    when I say "embrace" them?
[10:24] Hime
    Embrace? No. I'm just a little girl, so nope.
[10:27] Akari
    Well, what you do is...
SIGN     and then their so
    then you the over
    to , and then gets ,
    and you put into
     with aimed at...
SIGN    ° Since it was full of , this scene was
[10:34] Hime
    I get it! It's some kind
    of beeping party, right?
[10:37] Akari
    Bingo!
[10:38] Hime
    Okay, I'm gonna go to the bookstore
    and look up some books on beeping!
[10:41] Akari
    Wait!
[10:42] Akari
    Wait, wait! You're too young
    to mess with that stuff!
[10:44] Akari
    They won't even let you into
    that corner of the book store!
[10:47] Hime
    Beep, peep, pee, Peenut-kun! Yeah!
[10:51] Peanuts
    That's not how you spell my name!
[11:01] Hinata
    Hello, everybody!
[11:04] Hinata
    You keeping it virtual out there?
[11:05] Hinata
    Because it's time for Virtual Radio!
[11:08] Hinata
    We've got another virtual banger
    for you today. You ready for this?
[11:13] Hinata
    This one...
[11:14] Hinata
    has got a wild style, but refined production,
     a real goriginal song!
[11:17] Hinata
    The yearning in the lyrics left me
    with a g-ape-ing hole in my heart,
[11:22] Hinata
    a real miraculous, heart-string-twinging,
    lovely, drumming ook-ook song!
[11:26] Hinata
    With his natural strength,
    he gives you wild power!
[11:28] Hinata
    Let me throw it on for you.
[11:30] Hinata
    This is Virtual Gorilla's "Like a Gorilla!"
SIGN    "Like a Gorilla"
     By: Virtual Gorilla
[12:02] Hinata
    Now that's a nice virtual song!
[12:05] Hinata
    That was "Like A Gorilla" by Virtual Gorilla!
[12:09] Hinata
    See you next time, gori gori master!
[12:19] Toya
    Yeah! Virtual-san is looking! Ready, go!
SIGN    Trivia
    Diner
[12:27] Shiro
    Oh, Iroha-chan! Welcome!
[12:30] Kaede
    I am so fed up!
[12:33] Kaede
    Can I get some trivia about
    strawberries, please?
SIGN    "Strawberries"
[12:41] Shiro
    Sure, coming right up!
[12:43] Shiro
    Did you know that strawberries
    aren't actually berries?
[12:50] Iroha
    Mm, I could go for more.
[12:53] Iroha
    Give me another.
SIGN    Trivia, go!
[13:00] Shiro
    Well, two strawberries contain about as
    much Vitamin C as your typical lemon.
[13:05] Shiro
    But that's if we're talking
    about typically-sized ones.
[13:08] Shiro
    In 2015, the Guinness World Record
    for biggest strawberry weighed
[13:14] ---
    250 grams, and was 12 cm long and
    8 cm wide, like a meat bun!
[13:21] Shiro
    It makes you wonder how many lemons
    worth of vitamin C that one had, huh?
[13:24] Shiro
    And it turns out that this record
    is held by a farmer in Fukuoka!
[13:29] Shiro
    And did you know that strawberries
    are part of the Rosaceae family?
[13:32] Shiro
    Belonging to the same family as roses
    adds a bit of wonder, doesn't it?
[13:36] Shiro
    Now you know those little things
    that poke out of a strawberry?
[13:42] Shiro
    You might think, aren't the
    thorns on roses on the stem?
[13:46] Shiro
    Well, it turns out, the part of the
    strawberries we eat are considered part of the stem!
[13:50] Shiro
    And the little grain things on
    strawberries are actually their seeds!
[13:57] Iroha
    Wow, really?
[13:59] ---
    Your trivia is always handy, Siro-chan!
SIGN    Everyone's
    Virtual-san
SIGN    Pen Name: Satou-san
SIGN    We want to see your characters!
    Check out the Virtualsan - Looking
     official website for details!
[14:11] Satou
    I am so tired today...
[14:14] Satou
    I know!
[14:15] Satou
    I can watch Virtual-san!
[14:18] Satou
    But I'm so sleepy.
SIGN    Everyone's
    Virtual-san
SIGN    It's 3 PM,
    Class President.
[14:25] Mito
    Now then, who did I manage to drag in today?
[14:33] Rin
    Mito-san!
[14:34] Rin
    Do you know where I can find
    some shredded-looking gentlemen?
[14:36] Mito
    ShizuRin-senpai, calm down.
[14:38] Mito
    That was just a lie I told you to
    get you to show up for the segment!
[14:41] Mito
    Now then, ShizuRin-senpai, it's time for the
    the ultimate "Would you rather" committee.
[14:45] Rin
    But...
[14:46] Mito
    Which would you rather see in person?
[14:48] Mito
    A) Cyber Girl Siro-chan changing clothes.
[14:51] Mito
    Or B) Tokino Sora-chan changing clothes.
[14:53] Rin
    I'm watching them change?!
[14:54] Mito
    That's right.
[14:55] Rin
    Well, I'd like to see more of Siro-san,
[14:57] ---
    but since I'm friends with
    Sora, I guess I'd pick B?
[15:00] Mito
    Oh, B, then?
[15:01] Mito
    I figured that you'd be so fixated on abs
    that you'd go for that one, ShizuRin-Senpai.
[15:04] Rin
    Good point. I guess it's because... y'know?
[15:05] ---
    How Sora-san sings so hard?
[15:07] Mito
    True enough.
[15:08] Rin
    It makes me wonder how
    ripped her abs must be.
[15:10] Mito
    Yeah. Idols have to be in shape, after all.
[15:12] Mito
    But then again,
    Siro-chan is an idol cadet herself.
[15:15] Rin
    Yeah.
[15:16] Mito
    But Siro-chan kind of
    gives off a fluffy feel.
[15:18] Rin
    Now that you mention it,
    I bet her tummy is amazing.
[15:20] Mito
    It just comes down to
    different types of appeal.
[15:22] ---
    She's the good kind of curvy.
[15:24] Mito
    Where there's just enough meat,
     that's Siro-san!
SIGN    *This is her personal opinion
[15:27] Mito
    These are crucial details.
[15:28] Rin
    I kind of feel like we've got
    a difference of opinion here.
[15:29] Mito
    Maybe.
[15:30] Mito
    But y'know, if the network is letting us talk
    about this, I wonder if they'll let us see it?
[15:36] Rin
    Oh, you're getting my hopes up.
[15:37] Mito
    We can actually watch them change, right?
[15:40] Mito
    Oh, it's already 3 PM!
[15:41] Rin
    Ding dong ding dong...
[15:41] Mito
    That being the case the answer is...
[15:43] Mito
    A! Watching Cyber Girl
    Siro-chan change, in person!
[15:46] Rin
    I kind of want to know why you
    bothered asking me on, then?
[15:48] Mito
    And now the committee is closed!
[15:50] Mito
    If you want to see Siro-san change,
    I can arrange it for 10,000 yen!
[15:52] Mito
    If that's the right answer,
    we can actually show it, right?
[15:54] Mito
    Ask the network if we can put—
SIGN    It's 3 PM,
    Class President.
[16:00] Elu
    Virtual-san is looking, el-el!
SIGN    Unity-chan Wants to
    Roll Around
[16:07] Unity
    It's okay! I broke it, so I can fix it!
[16:11] Unity
    No real reason to be sure of that, but...
[16:12] Unity
    That doesn't look right.
[16:15] Unity
    How am I gonna explain this to Dad?
[16:18] Unity
    I don't know where people get the idea that
    I wreck any machine I touch, anyway.
[16:21] Unity
    Shouldn't a combat robot
    be more durable, anyway?
[16:25] Unity
    Let's see...
[16:27] Unity
    No! Calm down, just wait a second, and...
SIGN    Everyone's
    Virtual-san
[16:37] Lulu
    Good-lulu morning everyone!
SIGN    Pen Name: Ayamaki Lulu
SIGN    We want to see your characters!
    Check out the Virtualsan - Looking
     official website for details!
[16:39] Lulu
    I'm the virtual fallen
    angel idol, Ayamaki Lulu.
[16:42] Lulu
    My favorite food is apple pie.
[16:45] Lulu
    My least favorite is basically
    all fresh vegetables.
SIGN    Everyone's
    Virtual-san
SIGN    Previously on Kerin Slayer.
[16:53] Hime & Hina
    In the name of the Girly Girl Empire!
[16:55] Kerin
    Blast 'em!
[16:56] Elu
    Hold it right there!
[16:57] Everybody
    That voice...
SIGN    Kerin Slayer.
[17:02] Kerin
    Elu-san?!
[17:03] Hina
    We finally meet!
[17:04] Hina
    The legendary, beautiful god elf!
[17:06] Hina
    Eru-san's here!
[17:11] Hime
    What was that?! Why?
[17:13] Kerin
    What did you two just do?
[17:15] Hime
    I didn't do anything!
[17:16] Hina
    Wait, was it me?
[17:18] Hime
    What just happened?
[17:19] Hime
    Try remembering and doing it again!
[17:22] Hina
    The legendary, beautiful god elf!
[17:26] Hime
    Nothing's happening.
[17:27] Hime
    It seemed like lightning magic before.
[17:29] Hina
    True, it looked kind of like the
    light of El Thunder, didn't it?
[17:35] Hime
    I've got it!
[17:36] Hime
    "Elu-san's here," is what you thought
[17:37] Hime
    and "Elu-san's here," is what you said,
[17:39] Hime
    but it sounded like
    "El Thunder" for some reason!
[17:42] Kerin
    Why only me?!
[17:44] Hina
    Oh, sorry!
[17:45] Hina
    Hime, cut that out! You can't say El Thunder!
[17:50] Kerin
    I'm not a lightning rod, damn it!
[17:53] Hime
    Wow, this is really easy to do!
[17:55] Hime
    El Thunder!
[17:57] Kerin
    Please stop!
[17:59] Hina
    Stop it! Kerin's life points
    dropped to 0 a long time ago!
[18:02] Kerin
    After three hard months, I was
    finally able to meet Elu-san.
[18:07] Kerin
    So why am I being fried with
    lightning like this?
[18:10] Hime
    I didn't mean anything by it. My bad, my bad!
[18:13] Kerin
    But the lightning has cracked the statue.
[18:18] Elu
    Hi everybody, and good elfning!
[18:21] Elu
    I'm here from the land of elves,
    the high-minded elven beauty, Elu!
[18:27] Kerin
    The real Elu-san's here!
[18:35] Hime
    Huh, what happened to Kerin?
[18:37] Hina
    He went somewhere...
[18:38] Elu
    Was someone else here?
SIGN    Kerin Slayer
SIGN    To Be Continued
SIGN    Sister!
[18:53] Uma
    I really hope you can hear
    me out today, Sister.
[18:55] Sister
    What is it, dear horse?
[18:57] Uma
    Well there's—
[18:57] Sora
    Listen, Sister!
[19:03] Sister
    What is it?
[19:05] Sora
    I keep forgetting to lock
    the door when I go out.
[19:07] Sora
    How can I stop being so forgetful?
[19:10] Sister
    It sounds like you're
    just not cautious enough.
[19:12] Sora
    Yeah...
[19:12] Sister
    I understand. I know what
    you can do to solve this.
[19:16] Sora
    Really?!
[19:17] Sister
    Change your phone's lock
    screen to the keyhole.
[19:20] Sora
    What do you mean?
[19:21] Sister
    When you're on your way out,
    you'll likely give it a casual glance.
[19:23] Sister
    But if your lock screen is the keyhole,
     if you've forgotten, it'll remind you.
[19:29] Sora
    I get it! When I get home, I better
    take a picture of the lock!
[19:36] Sister
    May you be virtually blessed.
[19:38] Uma
    Sora-Sora! You dropped your key!
SIGN    Sister!
[19:44] Peanuts
    I wanna be popular!
[19:46] Peanuts
    Virtual-san is looking.
[19:50] Hinata
    'Kay, we've got a letter here.
[19:52] Hinata
    From pen name "King of Kings."
[19:55] Everybody
    Thanks for writing!
[19:57] Hinata
    "I have a question for you all."
[19:59] Hinata
    "If you were the kings of a country,
    what kind of nation would you build?"
[20:05] Hinata
    He asks.
[20:05] Hina
    Good question!
SIGN    If you were king,
     what would your
     kingdom be like?
[20:07] Akari
    If I was royalty, I'd want to make
    a law where wherever I went out,
[20:13] Akari
    I'd be nude!
[20:17] Mito
    Please stop making me want things!
[20:19] Shiro
    Oh, me! Me, me, me, me!
[20:20] Hinata
    Go ahead, Siro-chan.
[20:21] Shiro
    If I was an awesome king, I'd make it
    so that men could wear skirts, too.
[20:29] Hime
    I like the sound of that!
[20:29] Akari
    I think they do that in England!
[20:31] Hina
    If I was queen, let's see...
[20:34] Hina
    I'd order anime adaptations
    for all my favorite manga!
[20:37] Hime
    Wow! That'd be crazy!
[20:39] Hina
    By my command!
[20:39] Hikari
    That's awesome! I love it!
[20:41] Mito
    Silence, all of you.
[20:43] Mito
    Show some royal dignity.
[20:45] Hina
    Lower your heads, all of you!
[20:47] Mito
    Let's see...
[20:48] Mito
    I think I'd make everyone
    carry around 50 kg weights,
[20:51] ---
    form a line, and then wander the desert,
[20:54] Mito
    with only the survivors being able to return
    to society, so that it would be more fit.
[20:57] Hime
    That's so scary!
[20:59] Shiro
    Like some kind of battle royal?
[21:00] Akari
    That's really crazy!
[21:01] Mito
    Something along those lines.
[21:03] Hinata
    Okay, I'll wrap things up!
[21:05] Everybody
    Yeah!
[21:06] Hinata
    I hereby declare that that
    is all for this week.
[21:09] Shiro
    Yeah!
[21:09] Hinata
    So, until next time,
[21:12] All
    Virtual-san is looking!
SIGN    Kitakami Futaba
SIGN    Yamato Iori
[22:52] Futaba
    Goodtaba evening, Kitakami Futaba here.
[22:55] Iori
    Good morning, Yamato Iori here.
[22:57] Futaba
    They said we could say whatever we
    want during the next episode preview,
[23:00] ---
    so what should we talk about?
[23:02] Iori
    How about you show off your tongue
    twister skill, Futaba-chan?
[23:06] Futaba
    Sounds good! Give me one, come on!
[23:08] Iori
    Okay, how about, "She sells
    sea shells by the she—"
[23:12] Iori
    Aw, I messed up.
[23:14] Futaba
    No you didn't!
[23:15] Iori
    I didn't?!
SIGN    Next Time
    "I'm Salty"
SIGN    Next time is "I'm Salty."
[23:19] Futaba
    Until next week—
[23:20] Both
    Virtual-san is looking!