E3 - Untitled

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[00:00] Hime
    Yeah!
[00:00] Mito
    Wow, impressive!
[00:00] Mito
    Right!
[00:03] Peanut
    When a cat is swinging
    their tail up and down,
[00:05] Peanut
    it's means they want some affection.
[00:06] Uma
    Okay, okay, okay, can I get
    some affection, too, then?
[00:08] Peanut
    Get over here, you goofy horse!
[00:10] Uma
    Okie dokie!
[00:13] Shiro
    What's wrong, Mito-Mito?
     You seem really exhausted.
SIGN    Fiberoptic Virtual Student Dorm
[00:17] Mito
    I haven't been getting enough sleep lately.
[00:19] Hinata
    I get you. It's easy to lose track of
    time when you're playing video games.
[00:22] Mito
    Not that, Hinata-san! I was
    actually practicing something.
[00:25] Hina
    Practicing something? Well, what
    is it? Now I'm really curious!
[00:27] Mito
    Well, you see...
[00:29] Mito
    It's a pose to do during
    the show's title call.
[00:31] Hime
    Wait, what? What are you talking about?
[00:32] Akari
    What kind of pose is it?
[00:34] Mito
    It's a bit something like...
[00:35] Mito
    This!
[00:37] Akari
    What the heck?
[00:39] Hime
    It's absolutely perfect! Let's use it!
[00:41] Mito
    Understood!
[00:43] Mito
    All right, let's do it together!
[00:44] Mito
    Ready and...
[00:45] All
    Virtual-san is looking!
[02:33] Akari
    Virtual-san is looking.
[02:47] Ryo
    Haru-kun, you're not allowed to
    cook up any more weird drugs.
[02:49] Haruto
    R-Right. Forgive me.
[02:51] Miria
    Did something happen?
[02:53] Haruto
    Oh, no...
[02:53] Kaede
    Everyone, gather around!
[02:55] Kaede
    We need to start getting serious
    about our galactic conquest!
[02:58] Kaede
    Anyone have any good suggestions?
[02:59] Ryo
    About that, Chief...
[03:01] Ryo
    While I was repairing our ship, I was able
    to accidentally invent an incredible switch!
[03:05] Kaede
    What's it do?
[03:06] Ryo
    It's a switch that can freeze
    it's targets in time!
[03:09] Haruto
    What?!
[03:10] Haruto
    Of all the myriad powers that exist,
    time manipulation may be the strongest!
[03:16] Haruto
    Well done, Ryo!
[03:18] Miria
    Harutrash shut up for once! Awesome!
[03:20] Kaede
    If we use this on our enemies, we can freeze
     them in place and invade their territory!
[03:24] Miria
    Let me try it!
[03:26] Miria
    I wanna mess with Harutrash!
[03:27] Ryo
    Pipe down, Miria-chan.
[03:29] Miria
    Ryo-kun?
[03:31] Kaede
    Is... something wrong, Ryo-kun?
[03:33] Ryo
    I've been thinking this for a while now...
[03:35] Ryo
    Everyone else in the Game Club is too random!
[03:37] Ryo
    I'm the only one thinking seriously
    about galactic conquest!
[03:41] Kaede
    Calm down, Ryo-kun!
[03:42] Ryo
    You understand what I mean, don't you, Chief?
[03:44] Kaede
    I do! So just... calm down.
[03:46] ---
    And get time moving again for
    Miria-chan and Haruto-kun.
[03:49] Kaede
    Okay, Ryo-kun?
[03:50] Ryo
    Why would you say that?
[03:52] Ryo
    Are you uncomfortable, being alone with me?
[03:54] Kaede
    Ryo-kun, don't!
[03:56] Ryo
    It's time that I teach you, Chief,
[03:57] ---
    that this switch's power is enough to grant
    someone control over the entire world!
[04:02] Kaede
    No—!
[04:04] Ryo
    And now I'm the only one left in the world!
     I've taken control of time!
[04:10] Ryo
    What? Can you see me?
[04:12] Ryo
    I asked if you could see me!
[04:16] Ryo
    Of all things, Haru-kun has invaded
    my world of stopped time...
[04:23] Haruto
    Good grief.
[04:25] Haruto
    Now I've got the switch!
[04:27] Ryo
    Wryyy—
[04:30] Haruto
    Now I just need to release them.
[04:32] Haruto
    Pink fool, Chief... I'm about to save you!
[04:36] Haruto
    Click!
[04:41] Kaede
    The Game Club's galactic conquest continues!
[04:49] Call
    Virtual Grandmother!
[04:53] Grandma
    Senpen Banka.
SIGN    Today's Phrase
    Senpen Banka
[04:57] Banner
    It means "constantly changing."
[04:59] Banner
    It refers to how things can progress
    rapidly with the passage of time.
[05:03] Banner
    Convenience stores are a good example of
    something that has evolved wildly over time.
SIGN    Grandma
[05:09] Grandma
    The first one in Japan was built in 1974,
     in the Toyosu ward of Tokyo.
[05:17] Grandma
    The first thing I bought at one was
    cup ramen, and it was quite the surprise.
SIGN    Grandma
[05:26] Grandma
    I was genuinely amazed by how good
    it tasted the first time I had some!
[05:31] Grandma
    In the old days, it was fashionable
    to eat it while standing around!
[05:35] Grandma
    Everyone would be in Ginza,
    standing around, eating cup ramen.
[05:40] Grandma
    You were Inzagay, eating amenray.
SIGN    Grandma
[05:44] Grandma
    Not ushisay.
[05:47] Grandma
    But rather upcay amenray.
[05:50] Grandma
    I was abbergastedflay,
    it was such a urprisesay!
SIGN    That being the case, otay ebay ontinuedcay!
SIGN    Everyone's
    Virtual-san
[06:05] Chaco
    My name is Chaco!
SIGN    Pen Name: Chaco
SIGN    We want to see your characters!
    Check out the Virtualsan - Looking
     official website for details!
[06:07] Chaco
    My favorite food is chocolate.
[06:08] Chaco
    Which is why my name is Chaco!
[06:11] Chaco
    I'm going to work hard, so I can
    become famous like the other Vtubers!
SIGN    Everyone's
    Virtual-san
[06:20] Mito
    I guess Virtual-san is looking.
[06:27] Grandma
    Virtual-san is looking.
[06:33] Gori
    Aoi-san!
[06:35] Aoi
    Hey, it's Gori-chan!
[06:36] Gori
    Sorry to startle you.
[06:38] Aoi
    That is... a lot of gorillas.
[06:39] Aoi
    Whatcha doing?
[06:40] Gori
    Picking up girls.
[06:42] Aoi
    Picking up girls? How?
[06:44] Gori
    Aoi-san, would you like to go pick
    up banana shakes in Harajuku?
[06:47] Aoi
    Nope.
[06:48] Gori
    Aoi-san, would you like to get your
    banana fortune read in Harajuku?
[06:50] Aoi
    Nope.
[06:51] Gori
    Aoi-san...
[06:57] Aoi
    Let's go! I'll take take the lead.
[06:59] Aoi
    Fuji Aoi!
SIGN    Fuji Aoi Park
[07:01] Gori
    Hello.
[07:04] Hime
    Big trouble, big trouble!
SIGN    Big trouble Akari-chan!
[07:09] Hime
    Akari-chan, there's big trouble!
[07:14] Akari
    What is it, Hime?
[07:16] Hime
    Mirai-san! We've got really big trouble!
SIGN    They're moving so erratically, the camera is having trouble keeping up
[07:18] Akari
    What, what is it?
[07:20] Akari
    Scuttle, scuttle!
[07:21] Hime
    Someone using the pen name
    "Kinokohead-kun" is in trouble!
[07:24] Hime
    That's enough waddling around, here, read it!
[07:27] Akari
    Okay, sorry.
[07:28] Akari
    Let's see... "Akari-chan,
    hello." Hello there!
[07:30] Hime
    Hello.
[07:32] Akari
    "There's a music group that I support
    that have a concert coming up."
[07:34] Akari
    "And I was able to secure tickets,
[07:36] ---
    but it turns out it's the same day
    as our baseball club's next game."
[07:39] Akari
    "There's no telling what my Senpai might do
    to me if I don't show up for the game."
[07:42] Akari
    "Is there any way I can resolve this
    peacefully and still go to the concert?"
SIGN    Problem: The baseball club's game and a concert at the same time
[07:47] Hime
    Oh, I can see how he'd want to go!
[07:50] Hime
    You'd totally want to go the show!
[07:51] Akari
    I know! But he really cares about
    the baseball club, too, right?
[07:55] Hime
    Yeah, he's a good kid!
[07:56] Akari
    He is!
[07:57] Hime
    Have you ever had two different
    things fall on the same date?
[07:59] Hime
    Yeah!
[07:59] Hime
    I have, I totally have!
[08:00] Akari
    Go ahead!
[08:02] Hime
    Well, sometimes Youtubers or Vtubers would
     stream at the same time as I was doing one!
[08:08] Akari
    Oh, I see, while you were streaming yourself!
[08:11] Hime
    Right, right, right!
[08:11] Akari
    That totally happens!
[08:12] Hime
    And I wanna watch, so, so bad!
[08:13] Akari
    I get you, I mean, you can always
    watch it once it's archived...
[08:18] Akari
    But then you can't make comments!
[08:19] Hime
    Exactly!
[08:20] Akari
    True enough...
[08:21] Hime
    I wanna see it with my own eyes, in real-time!
[08:23] Akari
    So what did you end up doing?
[08:25] Hime
    Watch the archive!
[08:28] Akari
    Aw, look at you! Such a good girl!
[08:30] Hime
    Yes! I'm a good girl!
[08:32] Akari
    But y'know, I'm sure Kinokohead-kun
    is hoping for a way to peacefully
[08:35] ---
    skip the game and head to the concert...
[08:40] Hime
    Good point!
[08:42] Hime
    Mirai-san? Hey, Mirai-san!
SIGN    Hikari
SIGN    Yami
[08:46] Yami
    Senpai, take my big bat...
[08:47] Hikari
    I'm not letting you finish that!
[08:48] Yami
    I applaud your speedy response.
[08:50] Hikari
    You can do this, Akari!
[08:52] Hime
    Hello? Earth to Mirai-san!
[08:56] Akari
    Sorry, sorry,
[08:57] Akari
    Well, pen name Kinokohead-kun,
    I'm gonna get to the bottom line.
[09:02] Hime
    Is this it?! She's going
    to show her bottom! Line?
[09:06] Akari
    First, you wait for the manager of
    this artist you like, at their office!
[09:10] Hime
    The manager?
[09:11] Akari
    Right! And then you hook up with the manager!
[09:13] Hime
    What if it's another guy?
[09:15] Akari
    You hook up with him.
[09:16] Hime
    Wow, how versatile!
[09:17] Akari
    And then, you seduce the manager!
[09:19] Hime
    Every bit as lewd as I figured!
[09:21] Akari
    Then, after seducing the manager,
    you seduce your baseball club's coach!
[09:24] Hime
    A world of adult relations!
[09:26] Akari
    Then, on the day of the big game,
[09:28] Akari
    you invite the artist, and have
    the concert right before the game!
[09:32] Hime
    Hey, that really does cover all the bases!
[09:34] Hime
    I've got the perfect thing, then!
     Instead of glow sticks,
[09:37] Hime
    everybody swings bats around!
[09:38] Hikari
    You nailed it!
[09:39] Hime
    Okay, I'm gonna go buy eight bats
    to stick between my fingers, then!
[09:43] Akari
    Wow, you can handle that kind of weight
    on your fingers?! Talk about buff!
[09:46] Akari
    You must be shredded, Tanaka!
[09:47] Hime
    Here I go!
SIGN    Big Trouble!
    Akari-chan
SIGN    Hinata-chan Heads to
    School
[09:55] Hinata
    Huh, was this big empty lot always here?
[09:59] Hinata
    I can feel the Gianism!
[10:05] Hinata
    Wait, this is bad...
[10:06] Hinata
    In a space like this, with no cover,
     and no hiding spots,
[10:09] Hinata
    if I came in with a blaster,
    it's low splat coverage
[10:11] ---
    and lack of mobility will make
    it hard to secure any territory.
[10:16] Hinata
    Should I spam "Come on!"
    to call for reinforcements?
[10:19] Hinata
    Wait, hang on there! Those pipes are here.
[10:22] Hinata
    If I can lure an enemy behind them,
     when they've let
[10:24] ---
    their guard down behind the cover, I can
    nail them with the blaster's splash damage!
[10:29] Hinata
    Boom!
[10:30] Hinata
    This might work!
[10:31] Hinata
    All right! Booyah!
[10:36] Hinata
    Maybe I ought to practice with the
    blaster every once in a while.
[10:39] Hinata
    Bang!
[10:40] Hinata
    Bang!
[10:42] Hinata
    It's always awesome to see those explosions!
SIGN    Hinata-chan Heads to
     School
[10:48] Sora
    You all are so helpless.
[10:52] Sora
    Oh, well.
[10:54] Sora
    Virtual-san is looking.
SIGN    Trivia
    Diner
[11:01] Shiro
    Oh, it's Hime-chan, Hina-chan! Welcome!
[11:04] Mime
    We are so fed up!
[11:07] Hina
    Can we get some trivia about rabbits, please?
[11:10] Hime
    Yeah, give it to us!
[11:11] Shiro
    Sure, coming right up!
[11:16] Shiro
    Oh, rabbits!
[11:19] Shiro
    They're often considered an icon
    of people who hate being alone,
[11:21] Shiro
    and there's no shortage of girls
    who've said something like,
[11:24] ---
    "I'm like a bunny.
    I'll die if I'm left alone."
[11:27] Shiro
    And when you see individuals on their own,
    compared to the ones that live in groups,
[11:30] ---
    they seem a bit lonely.
[11:32] Shiro
    But apparently, living in colonies makes them
     anxious, and they love being on their own!
[11:38] Shiro
    If anything, we need to be careful
    about cramming more than one into the
[11:42] ---
    same cage just because we
    imagine them to be lonely.
[11:46] Shiro
    Incidentally, the Guinness World Record
    for the largest rabbit in the world
[11:50] Shiro
    was 1 meter and 32 cm long!
[11:54] Hime
    Wow, really?
[11:56] Hina
    Your trivia really is
    always handy, Siro-chan!
[11:59] Hime
    Sure is!
SIGN    Everyone's
    Virtual-san
SIGN    Pen Name: Villager 2
SIGN    We want to see your characters!
    Check out the Virtualsan - Looking
     official website for details!
[12:08] Villager
    The whole world finding out
    about your preferences!
[12:13] Villager
    That's what this corner boils down to.
SIGN    Everyone's
    Virtual-san
SIGN    It's 3 PM,
    Class President.
[12:22] Mito
    I wonder who's visiting today?
[12:29] Alice
    Hello! Class Prez!
[12:31] Mito
    Oh, I see Mononobe Alice
    is my guest this week.
[12:33] Alice
    I get to have afterschool
    tea time with the Class Prez!
[12:36] Mito
    You're coming dangerously close to
    trademark infringement, Alice-chan!
[12:38] Mito
    Let's walk that back!
[12:39] Alice
    Okay!
[12:40] Mito
    A tea party, eh?
    Well, you're not exactly wrong.
[12:45] Mito
    Today let's make it an ultimate
     decision committee/tea party!
[12:47] Today's Topic
    Here is today's topic.
[12:49] ---
    Which would you prefer to
    be served at a tea party?
[12:52] A
    Noni juice.
[12:53] B
    Senburicha.
[12:54] Alice
    Senburicha... that's a Japanese tea, yes?
[12:57] Mito
    Seems like it, right?
[12:58] Alice
    And noni juice is juice, not tea!
[13:00] Mito
    You are correct.
[13:01] Alice
    I had something called aojiru for a
    segment once, and it was surprisingly good!
[13:06] Mito
    That was supposed to be a penalty for you,
[13:08] Mito
    and when you said it was surprisingly good,
     you sabotaged the point of you drinking it!
[13:12] Mito
    You're supposed to give a big
    reaction about how bad it tastes!
[13:15] Alice
    I guess so! Sorry!
[13:16] Mito
    But that honesty is part of what
    people love about you, Alice-chan.
[13:19] Alice
    Thank you!
[13:20] Mito
    I honestly haven't had noni
    juice before, myself...
[13:22] Alice
    Oh, I have!
[13:25] Mito
    You have?
[13:26] Alice
    It had kind of a stingy taste.
[13:29] Mito
    That doesn't sound good after all.
[13:31] Mito
    But they do say that the worse things taste,
     the better they are for you.
[13:34] Mito
    Granted, that's a bit of folk wisdom.
[13:36] Mito
    Oh, it's already 3 PM!
[13:37] Mito
    Alice-chan, since we have both here today,
    why don't we drink them to decide?
[13:42] Mito
    I'll go with the noni juice.
[13:43] Alice
    Then I'll go with B, the Japanese senburicha!
[13:47] Mito
    All right, here we go!
[13:48] Mito
    Ready and...
[13:50] Mito
    What the...
[13:52] Alice
    This is better than I thought!
[13:53] Mito
    Hey... reactions are supposed to be...
[13:55] Mito
    As a streamer...
SIGN    It's 3 PM,
    Class President.
[14:01] Shiro
    Virtual-san is watching!
[14:04] Shiro
    Smash, smash, smash!
SIGN    Unity-chan Wants to
    Roll Around
[14:07] Unity
    Unity-chan...
[14:10] Gori
    It's an honor. This is
    Virtual-san is looking.
[14:13] Mito
    Now, we've got a letter to look at.
[14:15] Unity
    Wait. If this show is on...
[14:19] Unity
    Today's...
[14:20] ---
    Wednesday?!
[14:24] Unity
    Oh, crap, I forgot my report!
[14:28] Unity
    Why does this happen?!
[14:30] Unity
    How does it keep happening?! Man...
[14:34] Unity
    Ow.
SIGN    Everyone's
    Virtual-san
[14:38] Lily
    A good lily afternoon to everyone!
SIGN    Pen Name: Amatsuka Liliel
SIGN    We want to see your characters!
    Check out the Virtualsan - Looking
     official website for details!
[14:41] Lily
    I'm the angel, Amatsuka Liliel!
[14:44] Lily
    I'm training in the human world
    to become an archangel some day!
SIGN    Everyone's
    Virtual-san
SIGN    Previously on Kerin Slayer
[14:55] Elu
    Hold it right there.
[14:56] Everybody
    Who are you?
SIGN    Kerin Slayer.
[15:00] Kerin
    Elu-san, is that you?
[15:03] Hina
    Elu-san? You mean the legendary, beautiful
    god elf known throughout the land,
[15:07] Hina
    Elu-san the Elf?!
[15:09] Hime
    Yeah but I'm pretty sure
    she didn't look like that!
[15:12] Hime
    She looks kinda pale!
[15:13] Hime
    And with really dry skin!
[15:15] Kerin
    There's a story behind it all.
[15:16] Hina
    There is?
[15:18] Kerin
    Fine, then. Since you guys are here,
    you might as well take a seat.
[15:20] Hime
    Okay, then...
[15:21] Hime
    Down we go...
[15:21] Kerin
    You too, Keblin.
[15:24] Kerin
    See, Elu-san is an elf girl who
    came here from another the world.
[15:28] Hime
    Yeah, I know!
[15:29] Hime
    She's even in the wiki.
[15:32] Kerin
    But one day, there was this big disaster.
[15:34] Hina
    Disaster?
[15:35] Kerin
    It was burned down! Her homeland, the forest.
[15:39] Kerin
    The forest... forest...
[15:43] Hina
    It was a real tragedy.
[15:44] Hime
    You know about it, Hina?
[15:46] Hina
    No, I just wanted to say that.
[15:50] Hina
    Continue the story.
[15:52] Kerin
    Elu-san rushed back to the forest,
    but it was already too late.
[15:56] Kerin
    The entire place had been scorched,
    with her kin burnt to death.
[15:58] Hime
    Oh no... that's terrible.
[16:00] Kerin
    She was so wrought with grape sor...
[16:02] Kerin
    She was so fought with... grave...
[16:07] Kerin
    She was so fraught with great sorrow,
    Elu-san used all of her life energy
[16:11] Kerin
    to cast a spell to revive the forest.
[16:14] Hina
    I know that spell!
[16:16] Hina
    It's Return-the-Forest-Spirit-Head, right?
[16:17] Kerin
    No!
[16:19] Kerin
    The forest was restored, but Elu-san
    paid the price, and was turned to stone.
[16:25] Hime
    What a sad story.
[16:27] Kerin
    Yeah. And ever since I heard about it,
[16:30] ---
    I've been studying magic to restore her,
     here in the forests of Gunma.
[16:35] Hina
    Sorry we barged in here without knowing.
[16:38] Kerin
    The timing actually works out.
    I actually just finished the spell.
[16:42] Hime
    Wow, convenient!
[16:45] Kerin
    Forests, earth, birds!
[16:47] Kerin
    Let your life force fuel my magic circle,
    and release Elu-san from her petrification!
[16:53] Kerin
    Elu Dorado!
SIGN    Elu-san—!
[17:00] Gori
    Hello.
[17:05] Gori
    Hello.
SIGN    Sister!
[17:16] Uma
    I hope this works today.
[17:18] Uma
    Hear me out, Sister.
[17:19] Sister
    What is it, dear horse?
[17:20] Uma
    There's a girl who I
    really want to tell how—
[17:22] Sora
    Listen, Sister!
[17:27] Sister
    What is it?
[17:28] Sora
    I wanted to make breakfast for a friend,
    but all I could make was a mushy fried egg!
[17:33] Sora
    I just know they hate me now!
[17:35] Sister
    You have nothing to worry about.
[17:38] Sister
    Cooking is all about love and sincerity.
[17:40] Sister
    As long as your feelings were conveyed,
    the appearance doesn't matter.
[17:43] Sora
    That's a relief.
[17:45] Sister
    And even if it's mushy, two pieces of bread
     can make it into a lovely egg sandwich.
[17:51] Sora
    I get it!
[17:52] Sora
    Okay, tomorrow, I'm gonna pull this off!
[17:56] Sister
    May you be virtually blessed.
[17:58] Uma
    An egg sandwich sounds delicious!
SIGN    Sister!
[18:05] Aoi
    Virtual-san is looking!
[18:06] Aoi
    So look, look, look at this!
[18:10] Hina
    Okay, I've got a letter right here!
[18:13] Hina
    From pen name "The Pen Is
    Virtual Division the Sword-san."
[18:17] Hina
    Thanks for writing in!
[18:17] Girls
    Thank you!
[18:21] Hina
    Let's see, "I've always loved hip hop."
[18:24] Hina
    "And I was curious if
    you all listened to it."
[18:26] Hina
    "If you don't mind, I'd like to
    hear you all do freestyle raps."
[18:29] Hina
    So it says!
SIGN    Letter: Let's hear some
     freestyle raps
[18:30] Hinata
    This is bad!
[18:32] Mito
    I can't possibly do something like this,
     not in sudden death mode.
[18:35] Hina
    If you're virtual Youtubers,
    surely you can rap a bit?
[18:41] Hina
    Everybody ready?
[18:42] Hinata
    No!
[18:45] Mito
    Uh, what? Who are you supposed
    to be? What is this?
[18:48] Mito
    It's an earthquake!
[18:49] Shiro
    What the heck?
[18:50] Mito
    A heartbeat?
[18:50] Hina
    It's beatboxing...
[18:51] Hime
    Oh, that's it!
[18:53] Hina
    Hina's going first!
[18:55] Hime
    Yeah!
[18:55] Hina
    Gonna drop a beat on them with a virtual rap!
[18:58] All
    Yeah!
[18:59] Mito
    Wow, she's actually got it down!
[19:01] Hina
    Woo! Uh... don't stop the backbeat, please.
[19:03] Girls
    Oh, okay.
[19:05] Hina
    What's up with winter,
    who you supposed to be?
[19:07] Hina
    Winter, for you, hot water for stew!
[19:09] Hina
    Hey! Yo! Check it out!
[19:11] Hina
    Next up!
[19:13] Shiro
    I'm the girl up next after Hina!
[19:15] Shiro
    Gonna break a beat, so let's-a go!
[19:17] Shiro
    It's winter, I've been here, no fear!
[19:23] Hinata
    To all the boys and girls on the streets
[19:25] Hinata
    Styling to the beats!
[19:26] Hinata
    Independent, born to rend it,
    if there's bad we better end it!
[19:29] Hinata
    The young kids born into a paper society!
[19:32] Hinata
    But we're not gonna split
    or take the demerit!
[19:36] Hinata
    We've got work steady, ready,
    like a turtle in an eddy! Yeah!
[19:39] Hime
    Turtle in a what?!
[19:40] Hime
    Turtles?
[19:41] Hinata
    Next up, next up, next up, next up!
[19:44] Hime
    The rowdy girl named Tanaka Hime!
[19:46] Hime
    Someone said turtle and
    I don't know what to say!
[19:49] Hime
    If a turtle crawls under your table,
[19:51] Hime
    and lifts it up is it port-able?
[19:53] Hime
    Yo! Next up is Akari-chan!
[20:00] Akari
    You know what's sexy? Turtles!
[20:03] Mito
    Damn it!
[20:04] Mito
    Damn it...!
[20:09] Akari
    You know what's sexy? Turtles!
[20:11] Akari
    And you know what turtles are? Sexy!
[20:14] Mito
    Change the subject!
[20:15] Mito
    Please, change the subject, Akari-san!
[20:19] Akari
    This is hard, really hard,
    and I'm bad, I admit!
[20:22] Akari
    But if sexy is the subject, then I love it!
[20:25] Akari
    Nothing's funner than sexy stuff, yo!
[20:27] Akari
    Now, Mito-chan, say something sexy!
[20:30] Mito
    I have to do a sexy rap now?!
[20:32] Hinata
    Go, go, go...
[20:34] Mito
    All right, here I go...
[20:36] Mito
    This is it!
[20:37] Mito
    I like citrus, so have a
    happy Merry Christmas.
[20:39] Mito
    I, uh...
[20:40] Mito
    Speaking of snow, there's snowballs...
[20:41] Mito
    Throw balls... a lot of... throwing...
[20:46] Mito
    A whole lot!
[20:46] Mito
    I'm really just throwing whatever out now.
[20:49] Mito
    This isn't rap anymore.
[20:50] Hime
    Any ideas?
[20:51] Mito
    Right, rap, rap...
[20:52] Mito
    Let's see...
[20:54] Mito
    I'm good at throwing balls of snow.
[20:56] Mito
    Show, flow, bow and arrow!
[21:02] Mito
    Uh, and next... uh...
[21:04] Mito
    Who hasn't gone yet?
[21:05] Mito
    Did you go yet, Hina-san?
[21:07] Girls
    That's it! That's everyone!
[21:08] Mito
    Oh, is that everyone? We're done!
[21:10] Akari
    Finish it up with something cool!
[21:12] Mito
    Last one, last bun, last run...
[21:15] Mito
    I won. Are we done? Can I stop?
[21:18] Shiro
    Now that's what I call virtual Youtubers!
[21:22] Mito
    It certainly is...
[21:24] Hina
    And that wraps it up for this week!
[21:27] Hina
    And so, until next week...
[21:29] Hina
    Virtual-san is looking!
SIGN    Rindo Mikoto
[23:11] Rindo
    I'm the oni queen, Rindo Mikoto.
[23:13] Rindo
    Now, you delightful children of man,
[23:15] Rindo
    during the Setsubun holiday,
    you like to shout,
[23:18] ---
    "Oni get out, fortune come in,"
    and then throw beans at us, yes?
[23:21] Rindo
    But even oni can hurt,
    and not just physically.
[23:24] Rindo
    You also shouldn't waste food.
[23:27] Rindo
    Which is why I always make a point
    to catch it all in my mouth.
[23:30] Rindo
    Next time is "Erupt!
    Maximum Magic, Buchitova."
SIGN    Next Time
    "Erupt! Maximum Magic, Buchitova."
[23:33] Rindo
    Virtual-san will still be looking next week.