E10 - Letting Your Horse Carry You Whenever

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[00:03] Peanuts
    They say that a camel's
    humps are filled with fat.
[00:06] Uma
    Hey, hey, hey, hey, what are
    you filled with, Peanut?
[00:08] Peanuts
    I'm filled with heart, you horsey bastard!
[00:10] Uma
    That's a good one!
[00:10] Peanuts
    Shut it!
[00:14] Hina
    To, to, tomato!
[00:16] Hina
    Pronunciation is really hard.
[00:18] Hina
    Tomato!
[00:21] Shiro
    Oh, are you practicing English?
[00:23] Hina
    Yeah!
[00:24] Akari
    English pronunciation is so hard!
[00:29] Mito
    Good morning, everyone.
[00:31] Shiro
    Good morning, Mito-Mito!
[00:33] Mito
    You want to talk about English, right?
[00:35] Mito
    Then leave it to me!
[00:37] Mito
    We'll start with you, Tanaka-san.
[00:39] Hime
    Virtual.
[00:40] Mito
    No! Next!
[00:42] Hinata
    Virtual!
[00:43] Mito
    My, that is adorable.
[00:45] Akari
    Virtuaaal!
[00:47] Mito
    Who was that supposed to be?
[00:48] Mito
    Come on, everyone, this is no good!
[00:50] Mito
    I guess I'll have to show an example...
[00:52] Shiro
    Virtual.
[00:53] Mito
    What?
[00:54] Shiro
    Virtual.
[00:55] Everyone
    Wow!
[00:56] Everyone
    Nice one, Siro-chan!
[00:56] Everyone
    That was great!
[01:01] Everyone
    I mean,that is to say, exactly
    what I expected from Siro-sama.
[01:04] Everyone
    Although your inflection was slightly off.
[01:08] Shiro
    Teacher, why don't you show us an example?!
[01:10] Mito
    Uh, well, let's see, um...
[01:13] Mito
    V... Vir... Virtu...
[01:16] Mito
    Oh, no! Look at the time!
    Gather around, everyone!
[01:19] Hinata
    She dodged it.
[01:20] Hina
    She totally dodged it.
[01:22] Hina
    Mito-sensei, are you going to pronounce
    it the English way this week?
[01:24] Mito
    No! But as virtual youtubers,
    we need to focus on Japanese!
[01:27] Mito
    You need a sturdy base to work with!
[01:29] Mito
    Ready and...
[01:30] Mito
    Virtual-san is looking!
[03:17] Akari
    Virtual-san is looking!
SIGN    Virtual Real
    Was Looking
    Episode 4
[03:23] Akari
    Eek, something weird touched me!
[03:26] Hime
    Oh, that was me.
[03:27] Mito
    What are you two trying to do in
    the middle of this confusion?!
SIGN    Mob C
[03:32] Mob C
    Wh-Who are you?!
[03:38] Robo
    Everyone! Get on, quick!
[03:40] Hime
    It transformed!
[03:41] Hina
    A Transfor—
[03:42] Mito
    Noooope!
[03:46] Mito
    Thank you for rescuing us.
[03:48] Robo
    It's nothing.
[03:49] Akari
    Hey, can I ask you something?
[03:51] Robo
    Sure.
[03:52] Akari
    Out of the six of us, who's your type?
[03:58] Robo
    Ow, ow, ow! Why would you ask that now?!
[04:01] Akari
    Because I'm curious!
[04:03] Hina
    Now that you mention it, I might be, too.
[04:05] Hinata
    We can decide who is on top
    of the group's hierarchy...
[04:09] Shiro
    Who gets to be the center of the unit?!
[04:12] Robo
    No, no, no...
[04:13] Robo
    I mean, getting asked out
    of the blue like this...
SIGN    To Be Continued
SIGN    Virtual Kerin Slayer Wars
[04:33] Haruto
    You're all going to pay for this.
[04:36] Ryo
    Haru-kun, calm down!
    We finally managed to get out of those suits.
[04:39] Hime
    You got a problem?!
[04:40] Hime
    You want those streaks yanked off your
    head and replaced with smiley dumplings?!
[04:42] Hina
    Down, down, girl... Easy does it.
[04:44] Haruto
    Little girl, the fact that you have
    pink hair is enough to disgust me!
[04:48] Miria
    Harutrash, are you talking about me?
[04:52] Ryo
    You need to stay calm too, Miria-chan!
[04:54] Kaede
    Let's all just calm down and
    try and find the culprit.
[04:56] Kaede
    Don't you agree, Kerin-kun?
[04:57] Kerin
    Well... Uh...
[04:59] Kerin
    Those two Kerin Slayers
    came after me, so I...
[05:02] Hime
    You're the one who actually started it!
[05:04] Ryo
    I feel kind of sorry for Kerin-kun.
[05:06] Kerin
    Damn it all! I guess we're doing this!
[05:10] Kerin
    This is their fault anyway!
[05:13] Kerin
    But I guess I'll have to take you all down!
[05:16] Hina
    W-Wait, stop, Kerin!
[05:19] Kerin
    Super Ultimate Transformation
    Magic, Buchisplurge!
[05:23] Kaede
    That sounds dangerous...
[05:25] Hina
    If we keep having to deal with him
    we're risking mental pollution!
[05:28] Hina
    Game Club! We need to work together
    to stop Kerin from going berserk!
[05:32] Ryo
    I agree! Chief! Haru-kun! Miria-chan!
    Let's follow her orders for now!
[05:36] Kaede
    Got it!
[05:37] Miria
    Aye, aye, sir!
[05:39] Haruto
    I suppose we have to!
[05:40] Hime
    We'll pincer Kerin from the sides,
    and then you all will use these!
[05:44] Hime
    Nin!
[05:46] Miria
    Wh-What the...?
[05:47] Ryo
    Wow! These look powerful!
[05:49] Hina
    Run Kerin through with those swords!
[05:51] Kerin
    Hey, what's going on?!
[05:53] Kerin
    Are we doing this, or not?!
[05:56] Kerin
    You wanna get turned into tuna?!
[05:57] Kerin
    Or maybe amberjack?!
[05:59] Hina
    Hime, go!
[06:00] Hime
    Yeah! Ninsplurge!
[06:02] Kerin
    Damn it! Can't move...
[06:04] Hime & Hina
    Now! Go!
[06:17] Kerin
    Oh, no, not there!
[06:19] Hime
    He's tougher than I thought.
[06:20] Hina
    And seems to be enjoying it a little.
[06:22] Haruto
    Hey, pink fool, you sure you
    didn't stab him the wrong way?
[06:25] Miria
    You stabbed him the wrong spot, Harutrash!
[06:27] Kerin
    I guess that's the best you can muster!
[06:30] Kerin
    Even together, you're no
    match for the mighty Kerin!
[06:35] Kaede
    I guess the swords aren't enough!
[06:37] Kaede
    Do we have anything stronger?
[06:38] Ryo
    Damn it, we almost had him!
[06:41] Ryo
    He even looks like a pirate now!
[06:45] Hime
    I understand.
    This is a forbidden spell, but...
[06:48] Hina
    Are you talking about... that?
[06:50] Hime
    Let's do it.
[06:51] Haruto
    Some sort of secret weapon?
[06:52] Haruto
    You should've used it in the first place!
[06:55] Hime & Hina
    In the name of the Girly Girl empire...
[06:57] Hime & Hina
    In exchange for the life of the
    dark one, grant us a weapon!
[07:01] Haruto
    Wh-What the?! My body's floating!
[07:04] Hime & Hina
    The Wicked Blade, Harutrash Sword!
[07:07] Miria
    Harutrash...
[07:09] Miria
    just turned into a sword!
[07:10] Miria
    Hilarious.
[07:11] Kaede
    Amazing! I had no idea he
    had an alternate form!
[07:14] Haruto
    Hey, what's the meaning
    of this?! Ryo, save me!
[07:16] Ryo
    Good luck, Haru-kun!
[07:18] Hime
    Everyone, lend us your strength!
[07:20] Hina
    We do this on go! Ready... go!
[07:22] Everyone
    Harutrash Sword!
[07:26] Kerin
    W-Wait! Stay back!
[07:28] Kerin
    S-Stop!
[07:31] Both
    We're getting blown away!
[07:35] Hina
    That was a close one.
[07:38] Kaede
    Thanks, Himehina-chan! I had no
    idea magic like that existed.
[07:41] Ryo
    That was a lot of fun!
    I'm glad we crashed from space.
[07:44] Hime
    Really?
[07:45] Hime
    Harutrash just turned into
    stardust, is that okay?
[07:48] Miria
    Sure it is! Maybe that'll help
    him cool off a little bit.
[07:53] Hina
    You guys are really nice to Haruto-kun!
[07:56] Miria
    Anyway, let's all play a game!
[07:59] Kaede
    Good idea! Which one, though?
[08:02] Hime
    Maybe Pop-Up Pirate?
[08:04] Hime
    You're getting skewered next, Ryo-kun!
[08:06] Ryo
    Aw, cut it out, Hime-chan!
[08:10] Haruto
    Think of a way out of this!
[08:11] Kerin
    Would you get out of me already?!
[08:13] Haruto
    You need to pull me out or I'll blow you up!
[08:16] Kerin
    Hey, that's my catchphrase!
[08:18] Haruto
    Damn it! The five of them will pay for this!
SIGN    Kerin Slayer
[08:30] Call
    Virtual Grandmother!
[08:33] Grandma
    Bunmei Kaika.
SIGN    Today's Phrase:
    Bunmei Kaika
[08:36] G
    That's the phrase.
[08:38] G
    It refers to, as human knowledge grows,
    the world becomes more convenient.
[08:43] G
    For example, can you all imagine
    a time before package delivery?
[08:48] G
    In the old days, your
    only options for packages
[08:51] G
    were the postal service
    and railway delivery.
[08:55] G
    The courier services first began serious
    adoption in the latter half of the 1970s,
[09:00] G
    developed through the 1980s, and only recently,
    came to resemble what we have today.
[09:07] G
    Come to think of it, you used to get
    packages that came in solid wood boxes.
[09:11] G
    And not a nice one either,
[09:13] G
    but one that was crudely tied shut
    with rope, that you had to force open.
[09:17] G
    I imagine in those days, cardboard wasn't
    as easy to get a hold of as it is now.
[09:23] G
    Oh, a wooden box.
[09:25] G
    Here we go.
[09:27] Uma
    Woof!
[09:29] G
    No, no, not woof...
[09:31] G
    Aren't you a horse?
[09:33] Uma
    Wofooom!
[09:41] Mito
    Virtual-san is looking!
[09:47] Siro
    Virtual-san is looking.
[09:53] Aoi
    No guests ever seen to come by...
[09:55] Gori
    Aoi-san is depressed.
    I wish I could cheer her up.
[09:59] Gori
    Aoi-san!
[10:00] Aoi
    What is it?
[10:01] Gori
    Get a load of this trick I can do!
[10:03] Gori
    Come on, bananas!
[10:06] Gori
    Hello! Hello! Hello! Hello!
[10:08] Gori
    Hello! Hello! Hello! Hello!
[10:11] Gori
    Hello! Hello! Hello! Hello!
[10:12] Gori
    Hello! Hello! Hello! Hello!
[10:14] Aoi
    Why is it raining bananas?!
[10:15] Gori
    Hello! Hello! Hello!
[10:16] Gori
    Heh-heh-hello!
    Heh-heh-heh-heh-heh-heh-hello!
[10:20] Gori
    I was hoping I could cheer you up
    by practicing by banana catching...
[10:24] Aoi
    Uh, making it rain bananas
    is way more impressive!
SIGN    Fuji Aoi Park
[10:27] Aoi
    Fuji Aoi!
[10:29] Gori
    Hello!
[10:32] Mito
    Big trouble, big trouble!
SIGN    Big trouble Akari-chan!
[10:36] Mito
    I'm telling you, Akari-chan,
    there's big trouble!
[10:40] Akari
    What's wrong— Mito-chan?!
[10:43] Mito
    Akari-san, there's big trouble afoot!
[10:45] Akari
    There is?
[10:46] Akari
    Oh, I guess you're taking over from now on!
[10:48] Mito
    Indeed I am!
[10:49] Akari
    So what is it?
[10:50] Mito
    Penname Hitomi-chan, also known as
    Tomi-Tomi, is worried about something!
[10:53] Mito
    Please read this!
[10:55] Akari
    AKA Tomi Tomi?
    I wonder if it actually says that.
[10:57] Mito
    No, rather, I was the one who decided that.
[11:00] Akari
    I like it, it's cute! Tomi Tomi.
[11:01] Mito
    Yes, indeed.
[11:02] Akari
    Anyway, "Akari-san, hello."
[11:04] Mito
    Hello there.
[11:04] Akari
    Hello.
[11:05] Akari
    "I'm a middle school student,"
[11:07] Akari
    "and I really want to
    become class president!"
[11:10] Akari
    "But I'm not quite brave
    enough to nominate myself."
[11:13] Akari
    "Please tell me how to guarantee
    victory if I do run!"
[11:17] Mito
    A guaranteed victory...
SIGN    Problem: How to guarantee
    a student council victory?
[11:20] Akari
    Someone's greedy!
[11:21] Mito
    It seems so, but as older ladies,
    let's provide some answers.
[11:23] Akari
    Good idea.
[11:24] Akari
    Let's see, what kind of people
    are suited for student council?
[11:28] Mito
    Well, let me think.
[11:29] Mito
    I think people who can't
    make a strong impression
[11:31] Mito
    will be doomed when the time
    for speeches comes around.
[11:34] Akari
    Oh, yeah, true. You can't be
    throwing wimpy punches out there.
[11:35] Mito
    Exactly!
[11:36] Mito
    So you need to be able to draw a line!
[11:38] Mito
    It needs to be the kind of person who can
    say "no" definitively, and really mean it!
[11:40] Akari
    Like an American?
[11:42] Mito
    An American?
[11:43] Mito
    I didn't mean that in the
    literal, linguistic sense!
[11:45] Mito
    I just meant no as in a negative response!
[11:47] Mito
    We're not trying to answer riddles here!
[11:50] Akari
    But Hitomi-chan wants guaranteed victory
    in the student council election, right?
[11:56] Mito
    Mirai-san? Mirai-san!
[11:59] Yami
    Bribe 'em!
SIGN    Yami
SIGN    Hikari
[12:01] Hikari
    Bzzt!
[12:03] Hikari
    That's a terrible idea,
    and we're talking about a student,
[12:06] Hikari
    so it's not like she'd
    have a lot of money.
[12:08] Yami
    How about handing out some
    tasty Japanese sweets, then?
[12:12] Hikari
    That's not exactly legitimate, either.
[12:16] Yami
    Well... You could always lure
    your rival out behind the gym,
[12:19] Yami
    sneak up behind them, and then—
[12:21] Hikari
    Bzzzzt! Nope, nope, nope!
[12:24] Hikari
    Sorry, Akari, take it from here.
[12:29] Mito
    Hello? Mirai-san? Mirai-san!
[12:33] Akari
    My consciousness was somewhere else...
[12:34] Mito
    Welcome back, then.
[12:35] Akari
    Good to be back.
[12:37] Akari
    Penname Hitomi-chan! Here's the bottom line!
[12:42] Mito
    She's going to expose it!
    Her bottom... line!
[12:45] Akari
    Start referring to yourself exclusively
    as student council president!
[12:50] Akari
    Right now, Hitomi-chan probably thinks
    of herself as "me" or "Hitomi,"
SIGN    The class prez thinks ...
[12:55] Akari
    but starting tomorrow, she needs to
    do it exclusively as "Class Prez!"
[12:59] Akari
    "As class president, I think this" and
[13:02] Akari
    "The class president is kind
    of tired", that sorta thing.
[13:04] Mito
    So just declare it herself?
[13:06] Akari
    Exactly!
[13:06] Akari
    If you keep it up for long
    enough, and act naturally,
[13:10] Akari
    people will be brainwashed into thinking
    "Oh, she must be class president."
[13:13] Mito
    Is that really possible?!
[13:14] Akari
    You bet it is!
[13:16] Akari
    Not only that, but you need
    to always wear the sash!
[13:18] Akari
    Like you're telling people
    "I'm the class president!"
[13:20] Mito
    I don't think I've ever seen an actual
    class president wear one of those...
[13:22] Akari
    You can even force people to
    start working on projects!
[13:24] Akari
    Like telling the discipline
    officer to do something,
[13:26] Akari
    or asking a teacher about the schedule for
    the meeting with the parents association...
[13:29] Mito
    That's certainly the direct approach!
[13:31] Akari
    And eventually, no one will doubt that
    Hitomi-chan is the class president anymore,
[13:35] Akari
    so no one will even think about candidates
    or voting in the first place!
[13:39] Mito
    Undermining the entire electoral process!
[13:41] Akari
    You've got to keep a dream in your heart...
[13:42] Akari
    Keeping it in your boobs won't do any good!
[13:43] Mito
    I'm not sure what that
    turn of phrase implies?
[13:44] Akari
    You've gotta talk the talk!
[13:46] Mito
    This has been educational.
[13:48] Akari
    Starting tomorrow, when you
    talk to your family or friends,
[13:51] Akari
    or even give your name for
    an order at restaurant...
[13:53] Mito
    Even then?
[13:54] Akari
    You always refer to yourself as class prez!
[13:56] Akari
    That kind of passion is what will
    take you to greater heights!
[14:01] Mito
    Impressive, Akari-san!
[14:03] Mito
    I'll be on my way, then.
[14:05] Akari
    But I didn't get to slurp
    on your zettai ryoiki yet!
[14:08] Mito
    The script says I should say I'll be back,
    but that comment really makes me not want to!
[14:10] Akari
    Hey!
[14:11] Akari
    Well, see you next time, Mito-chan! Bye-bye!
SIGN    Big Trouble!
    Akari-chan
SIGN    Hinata-chan Heads to
    School
[14:26] Hinata
    I want to score some headshots!
[14:34] Hinata
    Oh, this is bad.
[14:36] Hinata
    The other day, Akari-chan popped
    out from inside those pipes.
[14:38] Hinata
    They might make a good hiding spot.
[14:41] Hinata
    If I were to set up in
    position with a 4x scope...
[14:43] Hinata
    The second a head pops out from
    the left of the pipe, bang!
[14:46] Hinata
    Or, from the right, bang!
[14:48] Hinata
    And even if they're behind the pipes,
    and their head pops up, bang!
[14:52] Hinata
    But if I'm noticed, they might be
    able to pop smoke and get away...
[14:56] Hinata
    Can I really nail them with a single shot?
[14:59] Hinata
    I wonder what would be best...
[15:05] Hinata
    I've got it!
[15:07] Hinata
    This is too much of a pain!
[15:08] Hinata
    I'm going to get in close and
    go for the kill with grenades!
[15:11] Hinata
    Time to turn that horsey
    bastard into horse sashimi!
SIGN    Hinata-chan Heads to
     School
[15:21] Hinata
    Virtual-san is looking!
SIGN    Trivia
    Diner
[15:29] Shiro
    Oh, it's Futaba-chan! Welcome!
[15:33] 2ba
    Oh, I am so fed up...
[15:36] 2ba
    Can I get some trivia about names, please?
SIGN    Trivia, go!
[15:45] Shiro
    Names.
[15:46] Shiro
    There's a lot of locations around the world
[15:48] Shiro
    with names that sound like
    Japanese homophones.
[15:51] Shiro
    Like the tourist town in Argentina,
[15:53] Shiro
    whose name sounds like
    "Maru de aho" or "like an idiot,"
[15:56] Shiro
    but it's Mar de Ajó,
    which means sea of garlic!
[15:59] Shiro
    There's a mountain in Indonesia
    named "Baka" like stupid,
[16:03] Shiro
    but in Indonesian, baka can
    mean eternity or family.
[16:08] Shiro
    There's also a famous example
    that's a little exciting,
[16:12] Shiro
    the nation of Vanuatu has
    an island called Erromango,
[16:15] Shiro
    but it means "humans" in the local
    language, and not sexy comics!
[16:19] Shiro
    When you think about how baka
    can mean eternity and family,
[16:22] Shiro
    and how ero manga can mean human,
[16:26] Shiro
    it really makes you realize how versatile
    language can be, doesn't it?
[16:31] Futaba
    Wow, really?
[16:34] Futaba
    Your trivia is always so handy, Shiro-chan.
SIGN    Everyone's
    Virtual-san
[16:40] Koko
    Living life in a daze...
SIGN    Pen Name: Torimochi Koko
SIGN    We want to see your characters!
    Check out the Virtualsan - Looking
     official website for details!
[16:43] Koko
    I'm from Virtual Cast!
[16:47] Koko
    And my name is Torimochi Koko.
[16:50] Koko
    Okay?
SIGN    It's 3 PM,
    Class President.
[16:54] Mito
    This feeling... I've got chills again.
[17:05] Mito
    Mugi-chan! Please quiet down!
[17:06] Mito
    You're going to rupture my eardrums!
[17:08] Mugi
    I'm sorry Class Prez.
[17:10] Mugi
    I'm just so scared when I'm alone...
[17:11] Mito
    Well I'm sorry for scaring you,
[17:14] Mito
    but it's time to do the the ultimate
    "Would you rather" committee.
[17:16] Mugi
    Right.
[17:16] Mito
    Here's our subject for today!
[17:18] Mito
    Which would you rather lose the
    use of for the rest of your life?
[17:22] Mito
    A) Z characters
[17:23] Mito
    B) P characters
[17:24] Mugi
    I'm not sure I understand, Class Prez.
[17:27] Mito
    Basically would you rather lose all the
    Japanese words that use za ji zu ze zo,
[17:30] Mito
    or pa pi pu pe po.
[17:31] Mugi
    I see!
[17:33] Mugi
    Well I don't really say party
    hard or panties or pisser,
[17:36] Mugi
    so I guess I could do without the Ps.
[17:38] Mito
    Those are some fairly
    crass words, I suppose.
[17:41] Mugi
    I think so.
[17:42] Mito
    But you wouldn't be able to say pirika
    pirilala poporina peperuto anymore.
[17:46] Mugi
    That's a little before my time...
[17:48] Mugi
    For my generation, the transformation
    phrase is "Metamorphose!"
[17:52] Mito
    Oh, I see. So I'd be the
    one who couldn't use that.
[17:55] Mugi
    Right.
[17:56] Mito
    But I have a plan in mind.
[17:58] Mito
    See, you just need to become a gal.
[17:59] Mugi
    Become a gal?
[18:00] Mito
    See, when you write out how a gal speaks,
[18:02] Mito
    instead of putting the dots
    next to the character for shi,
[18:03] Mito
    you put it next to the ones for chi.
[18:05] Mugi
    I see!
[18:06] Mito
    That being the case...
[18:08] Mito
    OMG Mugi Mugi, I just can't
    even with school tomorrow.
[18:11] Mugi
    I just can't even, too.
[18:12] Mito
    We're bffs, right?
[18:13] Mugi
    W-We are?
[18:14] Mito
    Total besties, amirite?
[18:15] Mugi
    Besties?
[18:17] Mito
    See how that works?
[18:17] Mugi
    I see... not exactly dignified, though.
[18:20] Mito
    OMG it's like 3 RN,
[18:22] Mito
    wasn't sure, at first, but it's totes the Zs.
[18:28] Mito
    So, like, us virtual youtubers
    are totes bffs forever!
[18:33] Mugi
    Senpai, that idea was wicked pissah! Party hard!
SIGN    It's 3 PM,
    Class President.
[18:41] Toya
    Virtual-san is looking.
SIGN    Unity-chan Wants to
    Roll Around
[18:44] Unity
    Unity-chan.
[18:46] Hinata
    From pen name, King of Kings.
[18:48] Everybody
    Thanks for writing!
[18:50] Hinata
    "I have a question for you all."
[18:52] Hinata
    "If you were the kings of a country,
    what kind of nation would you build?"
[18:58] Hinata
    He asks.
SIGN    If you were king, what would
    your kingdom be like?
[18:59] Hina
    Good question!
[19:00] Akari
    If I was royalty, I'd want to make
    a law where wherever I go out—
[19:02] Unity
    Fear not!
[19:03] Unity
    For I am the king...
[19:09] Unity
    Croquettes... yummy...
SIGN    Sister!
[19:20] Uma
    I hope I finally get to
    say this today, Sister.
[19:22] Sister
    What is it, dear horse?
[19:24] Sora
    Listen, Sister!
[19:24] Uma
    About a year ago—
[19:30] Sister
    What is it?
[19:31] Sora
    When I go to bed, the ticking of the seconds
    hand bothers me and I can't sleep.
[19:34] Sora
    I'm worried I'll never get enough rest...
[19:37] Sister
    I see. Have you tried listening
    to some music you enjoy?
[19:41] Sora
    I tried, but it still bothered me.
[19:43] Sister
    Well in that case, maybe you
    could keep a tiger in your room,
[19:46] Sister
    so that you have more pressing concerns
    than the ticking of a clock.
[19:49] Sora
    I get you! That'd definitely
    be more worrying.
[19:51] Sora
    But wouldn't I get eaten?
[19:54] Sister
    That is a risk, yes.
[19:56] Sora
    I don't wanna, then!
[19:57] Sister
    Then you may have to resort
    to desperate measures.
[20:00] Sora
    Desperate measures?
[20:02] Sister
    Switching to a digital clock!
[20:04] Sora
    I didn't think of that!
[20:05] Sora
    I'm gonna get plenty of rest tonight!
    Thank you, Sister!
[20:08] Uma
    Shouldn't that have been
    what you tried first?!
[20:10] Sister
    May you be virtually blessed.
[20:14] Uma
    At the time of the scream, it will be 12:00.
[20:21] Uma
    Sister!
SIGN    Sister!
[20:27] Unity
    Virtual-san is looking!
[20:29] Unity
    Yeah!
[20:31] Hime
    Okay, I've got a letter here from
    pen name, Festival Wasshoi-san!
[20:36] Everyone
    Thanks for writing!
[20:39] Hime
    "Of all the events at school,
    I love the culture fest the most."
[20:43] Hime
    "If you were going to put on
    a virtual culture festival,
[20:46] Hime
    what kind of attractions would you have?"
SIGN    What would you do for a
    virtual culture festival?
[20:49] Akari
    Oh, me, me, me!
[20:49] Hime
    What is it?
[20:50] Akari
    Let's see, I'd have a big
    skirt flipping contest!
[20:53] Shiro
    Beep, beep! Beep, beep!
[20:54] Akari
    You get like giant fan or something,
    and kick up a huge breeze,
[20:57] Akari
    and the girls skirts all
    go flapping in the wind!
[21:00] Mito
    That runs the risk of getting classified as
    a certain type of business, so let's not!
[21:03] Shiro
    Oh, I've got one, here!
[21:05] Hime
    Sure, what is it?
[21:05] Shiro
    You know how humans tend to end
    their culture festivals with a big bonfire?
[21:10] Shiro
    And how cleaning up after an event
    is always a lot of work?
[21:15] Shiro
    So what you do when you're done
[21:16] Shiro
    is throw everything into the fire,
    including the attendees,
[21:19] Shiro
    and it'll all be nice and clean!
[21:19] Mito
    What you're describing
    is kind of terrifying...
[21:20] Akari
    It's a kebab festival!
SIGN    The suggestions continued to be dangerous,
    so we're forcing this segment to a close.
[21:28] Hime
    Okay, and that does it for this week!
[21:30] Hime
    So until next time,
[21:32] All
    Virtual-san is looking!
[23:13] Pino
    Good day to you. I'm Karuro Pino.
SIGN    Karuro Pino
SIGN    Kagura Suzu
[23:15] Suzu
    Good afternoon, Kagura Suzu here.
[23:17] Pino
    Say, Suzu-oneechan, would you
    like to play insect shiritori?
[23:19] Suzu
    Insect shiritori? What do you mean?
[23:21] Pino
    You just play shiritori with the name of bugs.
[23:23] Suzu
    Bug names?
[23:24] Pino
    Here we go! Cricket!
[23:25] Suzu
    Are— Are we really just starting?
[23:28] Pino
    Yes we are!
[23:30] Suzu
    T... Termite!
[23:31] Pino
    E... Earwig!
[23:32] Suzu
    I'm already uncomfortable with this!
[23:34] Pino
    Next time is "Granny."
SIGN    Next Time: "Granny"
[23:35] Suzu
    And next week,
[23:36] Both
    Virtual-san will be looking!