E9 - Transmigration of an Old Lady's Soul

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[00:00] Unity
    There!
[00:00] Unity
    There!
[00:02] Peanuts
    They say the one yen coin costs
    more than one yen to make, y'know.
[00:05] Uma
    Hey, hey, hey! So how much
    does it cost to make Peanut?
[00:07] Peanuts
    Are you asking about my body?
[00:08] ---
    That's getting way too personal,
     you horsey bastard!
[00:10] Uma
    Hey hey!
[00:14] Shiro
    Hey everybody! Let's play the V.V. game!
SIGN    Fiberoptic Virtual Student Dorm
[00:17] Hime
    Yeah, the V.V. game!
[00:19] Everybody
    Yeah! V.V.! V.V.! Yay!
[00:24] Shiro
    All right, here we go!
[00:26] Shiro
    Ready and... Virtual-san!
[00:29] Everyone
    V.V.!
[00:30] Hinata
    Crowd of one!
[00:31] Everyone
    V.V.!
[00:33] Hinata
    Virtual-san!
[00:34] Everyone
    V.V.!
[00:35] Hime
    Crowd of two!
[00:36] Everyone
    Everyone: V.V.!
[00:37] Hime
    Virtual-san, the horse!
[00:38] Everyone
    V.V.!
[00:40] Akari
    Team of three!
[00:41] Everyone
    V.V.!
[00:42] Hina
    Huh, wait a second, just wait a second.
[00:44] Hina
    Why does Virtual-san make it a team?
[00:47] Mito
    True, he is shaped like a human.
[00:49] Akari
    Come on, he's a horse!
[00:51] Shiro
    Good point. I'm not sure which it is.
[00:53] Shiro
    Let me call him real quick.
[00:58] Shiro
    Answer the phone, horse. Come on already.
[01:01] Akari
    I bet he counts as a horse!
[01:03] Shiro
    Oh, hey, horse?
[01:05] Uma
    Hey, hey!
[01:06] Shiro
    Do we count you as a person, or a horse?
[01:10] Uma
    I'm a horse-faced human, so I
    count as human! Hey, hey, hey—
[01:15] Shiro
    Apparently, he's human.
[01:16] Akari
    Damn it! That horsey bastard!
[01:20] Mito
    Well, since Akari-san got it wrong,
[01:21] ---
    she has to pretend to be Virtual-san
    when we do the title call this week.
[01:25] Akari
    Do I have to?
[01:27] Shiro
    In that case, let's get to it! Ready, and...
[01:31] Everyone
    Virtual-san is looking!
[01:33] Akari
    Hey, hey!
[03:20] Miria
    Virtual-san is looking!
[03:21] Miria
    Yay!
SIGN    Mob C
SIGN    Virtual Real
    Was Looking
    Episode 3
[03:24] Mob C
    Where did you come from?
[03:26] Hime
    Where did we come from?
[03:28] Hina
    Hmm, not sure!
[03:30] Mito
    More importantly, is there something
    we can help you all with?
[03:33] Mob C
    Of course there is! We're here
    to remove you by force!
SIGN    Mob C
[03:37] Shiro
    By force?
[03:39] Hinata
    Remove?
[03:40] Akari
    Oh, gosh. Here, where everyone can see?
[03:43] Mito
    I think you might be
    imagining the wrong thing.
[03:46] Mob C
    Listen up! When I heard that you six Vtubers
     were going to have a crossover on TV,
[03:51] ---
    I was really hyped about it!
SIGN    Mob D
[03:55] Mob C
    But then we saw something that
    totally defied our expectations!
[03:57] Mob E
    It was like something from another dimension!
SIGN    Mob E
[04:01] Hime
    Yeah, I get that.
[04:02] Hina
    Not sure what you expect
    us to do about it, though.
[04:05] Mob C
    And now, you're here!
SIGN    Mob C
[04:08] Mob Group
    That can't be allowed!
[04:11] Mito
    Hey, wait—!
[04:11] Akari
    No!
SIGN    Mob A
[04:15] Mob A
    Hey! What are you doing?!
[04:17] Robo
    I don't know, but I can't let this happen!
[04:23] Robo
    Did I just jump?
SIGN    To Be Continued
SIGN    Virtual Kerin Slayer Wars.
[04:38] Hime
    That was a close one!
[04:40] Hime
    The Keblins all got smashed!
[04:42] Hina
    But by who?! And why?
[04:44] Kerin
    You people!
[04:45] Kerin
    You would dare harm my darling Keblins?
     Identify yourselves!
[04:49] Kaede
    We are the Game Club!
[04:50] Kaede
    An empire that has destroyed countless virtual
     countries in pursuit of a unified galaxy!
[04:54] Haruto
    That's the idea, but...
[04:56] Haruto
    Chief, we can't move!
[04:58] Ryo
    They're so heavy, and they won't come off.
[05:00] Ryo
    Must be all the gravity.
[05:03] Miria
    I'm stuck!
[05:06] Kerin
    You think this is a joke!?
[05:07] Hina
    Hey, why did you all crash
    here in those things?
[05:12] Kaede
    Well, we were on our ship having a
    meeting about conquering the universe,
[05:17] Kaede
    but then a missile hit us out of nowhere.
[05:19] Miria
    That's right. It hit us out of the blue,
    and we had to put on these suits to escape.
[05:24] Hime
    Kerin-kun...
[05:25] Ryo
    And then we got pulled in
    by this planet's gravity.
[05:29] Haruto
    And there you have it!
[05:30] Haruto
    I'm just glad that no one seems to be hurt.
[05:33] Hina
    Huh, he seems pretty nice.
[05:35] Hime
    Hey, Kerin! That was your missile, dude!
[05:38] Kerin
    Uh... well... I don't know what to say.
[05:41] Miria
    You're the one who shot that missile at us?!
[05:43] Haruto
    You have some nerve,
    picking a fight with our Game Club!
[05:46] Ryo
    You hit us, we hit back... and then some!
[05:49] Haruto
    Exactly!
[05:50] Haruto
    We will pool our powers to strike you down!
[05:53] Haruto
    Won't we?!
[05:56] Hime
    One of them has a real obnoxious laugh.
[05:58] Hina
    So do you, though.
[05:59] Haruto
    You there, what's with that pink hair?!
[06:01] Haruto
    It's like... a pink fool!
[06:04] Miria
    Shut up Harutrash! That girl's cute!
[06:07] Miria
    I get the feeling we'd get along!
[06:08] Miria
    Hi there! I'm Miria.
[06:10] Hime
    Miria-chan! Nice to meet you,
    I'm Chuckling Pink, Hime!
[06:13] Kaede
    Everyone, listen!
[06:14] Kaede
    Our main problem right now is
    finding a way out of these suits!
[06:17] Ryo
    Good point...
[06:18] Kaede
    You're Kerin-kun, right?
[06:20] Kerin
    Yes, Yamikumo Kerin.
[06:22] Kaede
    Help us figure a way out!
[06:24] Kerin
    Certainly!
[06:24] Hime
    Last time, didn't we have to spam
    a bunch of lightning to fix it?
[06:29] Hime
    So what now?
[06:31] Hina
    Should I call the thunder?
[06:32] Kerin
    You shouldn't!
[06:33] Kaede
    Well, we can move a little bit.
    Maybe we should run into each other?
[06:37] Ryo
    Good idea, chief!
[06:38] Ryo
    Since they have the same mass, maybe a
    collision will cause them to be obliterated!
[06:42] Miria
    Okay, Harutrash, let's try it out!
[06:44] Haruto
    Wait, you pink fool!
[06:45] Haruto
    We should run some more numbers first—
[06:48] Miria
    Ow! That didn't work.
[06:51] Kaede
    All it did was hurt you.
[06:53] Hina
    I think I see a crack, though?
[06:56] Hime
    I know! I've got just the thing!
[06:58] Hime
    I call it, "Bowling with the Game Club!"
[07:02] Miria
    Bowling?
[07:03] Hime
    First, we line Miria-chan and
    the others up like this.
[07:06] Ryo
    What's the idea here?
[07:07] Kaede
    Let's follow Hime-chan's
    instructions for now.
[07:10] Hime
    All right, everything's set!
[07:12] Hime
    Kerin, send that other one
    this way! Just roll him over!
[07:15] Kerin
    Got it!
[07:16] Haruto
    What?! Human bowling?!
[07:19] Haruto
    Chuckling Pink, what kind
    of plan is this?!
[07:22] Kerin
    Gonna smash em all!
[07:26] Hime
    Yay! Strike!
[07:28] Hina
    They got out, but it definitely wasn't easy.
[07:31] Kaede
    Ow, ow, ow... Is everyone okay?
[07:34] Miria
    I might be in shock.
[07:35] Ryo
    I think I'm fine.
[07:36] Haruto
    You'll pay for this, Chuckling Pink!
[07:39] Hime
    You got some kind of beef with me,
    Harutrash?! You wanna become space debris?
[07:42] Hina
    Yeah, Harutrash!
    You wanna go in the shredder?
[07:45] Haruto
    You people...
[07:47] Haruto
    Very well, then! I'm gonna blow you all up!
[08:06] Kerin
    Um... Are we going to
    continue Kerin Slayer?
[08:10] Kaede
    The Game Club's galactic conquest continues!
SIGN    Kerin Slayer
[08:18] Call
    Virtual Grandmother!
[08:21] Grandma
    Banbutsu ruten.
SIGN    Today's Phrase:
    Banbutsu ruten
[08:24] Banner
    That's the phrase.
[08:27] G
    It refers to how everything in
    the world is always changing.
[08:31] G
    Think about how much, and in how many
    different ways, music has changed.
[08:37] G
    Nowadays you can watch music videos
    legally for free online, right?
[08:42] G
    But in the old days, you were limited
     to records, radio, and TV for music.
[08:48] G
    Even in the case of records,
    it's not like everyone owned a player.
[08:53] G
    I imagine the majority were getting
    their music from radio and TV.
[08:58] G
    I was no exception, of course.
[08:59] G
    Back then, I had this impulse
    to want to learn a lot of songs,
[09:02] G
    so I would be listening to the radio,
    focusing on the lyrics and writing them down.
[09:08] G
    Usually three or four times was enough was
    enough for me to have the entire song down,
[09:12] G
    and by then I'd usually have
    the melody memorized, too.
[09:16] G
    Now that I think about it,
    the way you can just look up
[09:18] ---
    lyrics online is one of the things
    that's remarkable about our modern age.
[09:23] G
    It goes to show that things
     are always changing.
[09:26] G
    All things continue to turn,
     and turn, and turn!
[09:31] G
    Round and around and around!
[09:34] G
    Round and around it goes!
[09:36] G
    Around it goes!
[09:51] G
    Grandma is looking.
[09:55] Hime & Hina
    Virtual-san is looking!
[10:03] Aoi
    How do you think we can get more visitors?
[10:06] Gori
    That's a good question.
[10:08] Aoi
    Do you have any friends
    we could ask to come over?
[10:11] Gori
    Friends of mine?
[10:12] Aoi
    Yeah, the kind that might attract a crowd!
[10:14] ---
    That could net us some visitors!
[10:15] Aoi
    Like Nekomiya Hinata-chan!
[10:18] Gori
    I think she's probably too
    busy with video games.
[10:20] Aoi
    What about Tsukino Mito-chan?
[10:23] Gori
    I get the feeling she'd eat all our grass,
     so that's probably a bad idea.
[10:28] Aoi
    Come on, there has to be somebody!
[10:30] Gori
    I know just the person!
[10:31] Aoi
    Who is it?!
[10:32] Gori
    Virtual-san.
[10:34] Aoi
    You really think that's a good idea?
[10:36] Gori
    Now that you mention it... sure enough.
[10:38] Uma
    Aoi-chan! I'm here already!
[10:41] Aoi
    Fuji Aoi!
SIGN    Fuji Aoi Park
[10:43] Gori
    Hello!
[10:46] Hime
    Big trouble, big trouble!
SIGN    Big trouble Akari-chan!
[10:51] Hime
    Akari-chan, there's big trouble!
[11:03] Hime
    That's Mirai Akari's Morse code!
[11:05] Hime
    Akari-chan, there's really big trouble!
[11:09] Akari
    Wait, what?
[11:11] Hime
    So you can talk!
[11:13] Hime
    Well, pen name "Tom-kun" is in trouble!
[11:15] Hime
    So seriously, ready this already,
    please! Beep, beep, beep...
[11:17] Akari
    Sure, okay, beep beep beep.
[11:19] Akari
    "Hello, Akari-san."
[11:20] Hime
    H'lo!
[11:20] Akari
    Hello there.
[11:22] Akari
    "I love watching stuff on YouTube!"
[11:24] Hime
    Oh, nice!
[11:25] Akari
    "But lately I've had the problem where
    once I start watching it, I can't stop."
[11:29] Akari
    "I start watching it when I go to bed,
    and before I notice it, it's already morning."
[11:33] Akari
    "When I spend that much time watching videos,
[11:34] ---
    it makes me wonder if I could be
    using that time more effectively?"
[11:37] Akari
    And then I start to feel guilty."
[11:39] Hime
    I get that! I totally get that!
SIGN    Problem: Unable to stop watching YouTube
[11:41] Akari
    If you have Autoplay on, you tend
    to end up watching what's up next!
[11:45] Hime
    Yeah, yeah!
[11:46] Akari
    Well, let's see, then. It's great
    to enjoy watching YouTube,
[11:50] Akari
    but Tom-kun feels bad about
    staying up all night to watch it?
[11:53] Hime
    Yeah.
[11:54] Akari
    I wonder if there's a good solution?
[11:59] Hime
    Hey, Mirai-san?
[12:02] ---
    Mirai-san!
SIGN    Hikari
SIGN    Yami
[12:04] Hikari
    This is simple!
[12:05] Hikari
    You just need to limit how much time
    you spend watching videos each day.
[12:09] Hikari
    All it takes is a little discipline!
[12:11] Yami
    How is that any fun?
[12:14] Yami
    You need to be more true to your desires!
[12:17] Yami
    Even if you can't focus on work or other
    hobbies because of the lack of sleep,
[12:19] Yami
    as long as you enjoy watching
    videos all night, that's fine!
[12:22] Hikari
    That's way too indulgent.
[12:24] Hikari
    Everything is best in moderation.
[12:26] Yami
    Who gives a crap?
[12:28] Yami
    You only live once.
[12:29] ---
    So all that matters is enjoying it.
[12:31] Yami
    Watch all the vids you want!
[12:33] Hikari
    Oh, this is no good...
[12:35] Hikari
    Akari, take it from here.
[12:38] Hime
    Hello! Earth to Mirai-san?
[12:43] Akari
    Sorry, I was deep in thought!
[12:44] Hime
    I appreciate the effort!
[12:45] Akari
    Thank you so much!
[12:48] Akari
    Pen name Tom-kun!
[12:50] ---
    Here's the bottom line!
[12:52] Hime
    Is she gonna get to it?! Her bottom... line?!
[12:55] Akari
    You need a night job!
[12:59] Hime
    A night job?!
[12:59] Akari
    Yep! He wants to use his all-night
    YouTube time more productively, right?
[13:04] Akari
    In that case, he should get a night
    job in addition to his day job!
[13:09] Hime
    I see!
[13:11] Akari
    That way, all that time he's spent watching
    videos will all be turned into cash!
[13:17] Hime
    Amazing! One simple trick!
[13:19] Akari
    Plus!
[13:21] Akari
    If you end up working that much, it limits
    how much free time you have, right?
[13:25] Hime
    True enough.
[13:26] Akari
    That way, you can use your limited time
[13:27] ---
    to make sure you only watch the videos
    you're genuinely interested in!
[13:32] Akari
    Like mine, for instance!
[13:34] Hime
    She even threw in some self-promotion!
     She's a natural!
[13:36] Akari
    So, go and get a night job!
[13:40] Hime
    But what if they're still a student,
     and don't have a job yet?
[13:48] Akari
    In that case, start going to night classes!
[13:50] Hime
    I forgot about that option!
[13:51] Akari
    Yeah! To make sure you don't
    watch too much YouTube,
[13:55] ---
    forget about sleeping, get a job
    at night, or go to class at night!
[13:57] Akari
    You've gotta use your
    limited time effectively!
[13:58] Akari
    That's the best life hack possible!
[14:00] Hime
    Amazing! That's Akari-senpai
    for you! So conscientious!
[14:05] Hime
    Oh, that reminds me! Next week,
    I'm gonna be bringing something different.
[14:09] Akari
    Seriously?!
[14:09] Hime
    See you then!
[14:10] Akari
    Oh, okay. Got it! Come back soon!
[14:13] Hime
    Yeah!
[14:14] Akari
    See you next time! Bye-bye!
[14:16] Hime
    Gotta get a job!
[14:17] Hime
    Gotta sweat two liters away!
SIGN    Big Trouble!
    Akari-chan
SIGN    Hinata-chan Heads to
    School
[14:24] Hinata
    Hey, hopscotch!
[14:26] Hinata
    I remember playing this when
    I was little and innocent.
[14:31] Hinata
    One, two, three! One, two, three! One...
[14:39] ---
    This is bad.
[14:41] Hinata
    A sparrow's nest somehow fell to
    at the end of this hopscotch court.
[14:45] Hinata
    If I keep playing, that's gonna
    be the end for those baby birds!
[14:50] Hinata
    That'll make the mother super upset,
[14:51] ---
    and you'll go crazy with anger,
    pecking me without mercy!
[14:57] Hinata
    But there's a risk in
    leaving it as it is, too.
[14:59] Hinata
    What do I do? What can I do?
[15:16] Hinata
    Live strong, little sparrows.
SIGN    Hinata-chan Heads to
     School
[15:23] Mugi
    Virtual-san is looking!
SIGN    Trivia
    Diner
[15:32] Shiro
    Oh, it's Rikiya-kun! Welcome!
[15:35] Touya
    It's Toya!
[15:37] Touya
    Man, I am so fed up.
[15:38] Touya
    Can I get some trivia about crabs, please?
SIGN    Crabs
[15:44] Shiro
    Sure, coming right up!
[15:46] Shiro
    Did you know they're related to spiders?
[15:49] ---
    That's why they have eight legs!
[15:55] Touya
    I'm not quite full yet.
[15:57] ---
    Can I get some more?
[16:01] ---
    Trivia, go!
[16:04] Shiro
    Crabs...
[16:05] Shiro
    Snow crabs and red king crabs
    are probably the most popular.
[16:09] Shiro
    But did you know that red king crabs are
    technically, specifically, hermit crabs?
[16:14] Shiro
    That's why, though most crabs only
    walk sideways, they're able to walk forwards.
[16:20] Shiro
    And in Japanese, red king crabs got their
[16:23] ---
    names from being found in
     the same locations as cod.
[16:26] Shiro
    They're called taraba gani!
SIGN    Tara
    (Cod)
SIGN    ba
    (Location)
SIGN    Gani
    (Crab)
[16:30] Shiro
    Incidentally, I recommend eating red
    king crab with cyber sesame sauce!
[16:38] Toya
    Wow, I didn't know.
[16:39] Toya
    Your trivia really is handy, Siro-chan!
SIGN    Everyone's
    Virtual-san
[16:48] Suigetsu
    Good day, everyone.
SIGN    Pen Name: Suigetsu
SIGN    We want to see your characters!
    Check out the Virtualsan - Looking
     official website for details!
[16:51] Suigetsu
    It's a pleasure to make your acquaintance.
[16:54] Suigetsu
    My name is Suigetsu.
[16:56] Suigetsu
    That's the character for "green" and
    the character for "moon," for "Suigetsu."
SIGN    It's 3 PM,
    Class President.
[17:05] Mito
    I wonder who's joining me today?
[17:10] Alice
    Hello, Class President!
[17:12] Alice
    I heard we were due for more tea!
[17:14] Mito
    Ah, good to see you, and welcome, Alice.
[17:16] Alice
    It's our second tea time!
[17:17] Mito
    That it is.
[17:18] Mito
    Let's begin your second visit to the ultimate
     "Would you rather" committee/tea party!
[17:23] Mito
    Here is our subject today!
[17:25] Mito
    In exchange for one hundred million yen,
[17:26] ---
    every song you hear from now on will be
     "We Wish You a Merry Christmas."
[17:29] Mito
    A) Sounds good, or B) No way.
[17:31] Alice
    "We Wish You A Merry Christmas"?
[17:34] Alice
    I like that carol, but would
    that mean the opening
[17:37] ---
    and ending theme songs
    would be replaced with it?
[17:39] Mito
    That's right, that would be the case.
[17:40] Mito
    This would be an anime that starts with
     "We Wish You a Merry Christmas."
[17:43] Alice
    Seems like a odd choice, considering.
[17:46] Mito
    True enough. Not only that,
    but all the music in commercials
[17:48] Mito
    and the New Year's Eve concert special
     would be "We Wish You a Merry Christmas."
[17:54] Alice
    But I think it would vary some depending on
[17:56] ---
    if say, Ai-chan or Himehina-chan
     were singing it.
[17:57] Mito
    Oh, good point.
[17:58] Alice
    I'd like to hear all the different versions.
[18:01] Mito
    True, there's no rule that says
    the vocalists can't change.
[18:03] Alice
    Quite right.
[18:04] Mito
    But y'know, if that was the
    only thing you heard otherwise,
[18:07] Mito
    actually hearing "We Wish You a
    Merry Christmas" during actual Christmas time
[18:11] Mito
    might feel like the culmination of something,
[18:13] ---
    and as a result, sound a
    lot more special than usual.
[18:18] Alice
    Oh, I see.
[18:19] Alice
    But I think that even if I were
    being paid, I wouldn't like for
[18:22] ---
    all the wonderful music
    in the world to disappear.
[18:25] Mito
    I dunno, Alice-chan, I think...
    Oh, it's already 3 PM!
[18:28] Mito
    Alice-chan, the correct
    answer is A) Sounds good!
[18:33] Alice
    But I want to enjoy all that music!
[18:36] Mito
    You need to abandon that naïve nonsense!
[18:38] Mito
    Money makes the world go round!
[18:39] Mito
    A rap version would
    probably be allowed, also!
SIGN    It's 3 PM,
    Class President.
[18:45] Alice
    While enjoying some lovely tea,
    Virtual-san is once again looking today!
SIGN    Unity-chan Wants to
    Roll Around
[18:51] Unity
    Unity-chan!
[18:54] Unity
    This is where it gets serious!
[18:56] Unity
    Okay, let's do it!
[18:58] Unity
    Gotta be careful... There!
[19:03] Unity
    Wait to the last second!
[19:04] Unity
    There!
[19:06] Unity
    Oh, one more time!
[19:09] Unity
    I did it!
[19:18] Unity
    How does this happen?
SIGN    Sister!
[19:27] Uma
    I hope you can hear me out today, Sister.
[19:29] Sister
    What is it, dear horse?
[19:30] Sora
    Listen, Sister!
[19:31] Uma
    I've always—
[19:38] Sister
    What is it?
[19:40] Sora
    My friends are always getting mad at
    me for not replying to their messages.
[19:44] Sora
    How can I stop forgetting to respond?
[19:46] Sister
    Let's see.
[19:47] Sister
    The most serious response would be to
[19:49] ---
    make sure you check your messages
    at the end of every day,
[19:53] ---
    but I imagine you wouldn't be having this
    trouble if you could remember to do that.
[19:57] Sora
    Exactly!
[19:58] Sister
    Why not change the name on
    your messaging app then?
[20:01] Sora
    Huh? Not my nickname?
[20:04] Sister
    Right.
[20:05] Sister
    For example, you could change it to
    "Tokino Sora, the Jerk Who Never Replies."
[20:10] Sora
    That's crazy... but I get it!
[20:13] Sora
    "Tokino Sora, the Jerk Who
    Never Replies"... There!
[20:16] Sora
    Now I won't get yelled at anymore! Hooray!
[20:20] Sister
    May you be virtually blessed.
[20:22] Uma
    Sister! Could you reply to the
    message I sent yesterday?!
SIGN    Sister!
[20:28] Unity
    Virtual-san is looking!
[20:30] Unity
    These croquettes are delish!
[20:35] Shiro
    Okay, I've got a letter here.
[20:38] Shiro
    It's from someone with
     the pen name "PGGP-san."
[20:41] Everyone
    Thanks for writing!
[20:43] Shiro
    "Right now, I'm trying to come up
    with a trick for drinking parties,
[20:47] ---
    but I'm having trouble thinking up anything."
[20:49] Shiro
    "Since I'm sure you all are
     very talented in that regard,
[20:53] ---
    could you come up with one I could use?"
[20:58] Hime
    That's crazy!
[20:58] Shiro
    Okay, Mito-Mito!
[21:00] Mito
    Well, uh, this might get me in
    trouble a lot of different ways.
[21:03] Akari
    Oh, wow! What is it?!
[21:04] Mito
    I'm going to do an impression of Facerig 2D.
[21:18] Hime
    She's bugging out!
[21:19] Hinata
    She keeps twitching!
[21:23] Shiro
    Okay, okay, we're out of time,
    so that's it for this week!
[21:27] Shiro
    So until next week,
[21:29] Everyone
    Virtual-san is looking!
[23:09] Both
    Hey yo, what up! KMNZ here!
[23:11] Lita
    I'm MC Lita.
[23:12] Liz
    I'm MC Liz.
[23:13] Lita
    Another day, another episode!
[23:14] Liz
    Good work people!
[23:15] Lita
    I've been so busy I forgot to
    eat dinner, so I'm starving!
[23:17] Lita
    Did you remember to eat, Liz?
[23:19] Liz
    Yep, I made sure to get something
    good in me! It was really tasty!
[23:22] Lita
    Sounds great, what did you eat?
[23:23] Liz
    Pineapple!
[23:24] Lita
    Oh, big juicy pineapples!
[23:28] Both
    There were two dirty jokes
    hidden in that conversation.
[23:30] ---
    Did you notice?
[23:32] Liz
    Next week is "Letting Your
    Horse Carry You Whenever."
SIGN    Next Time
    "Letting Your Horse Carry You Whenever"
[23:34] Lita
    And next week,
[23:35] Both
    Virtual-san will still be looking!