E9 - Transmigration of an Old Lady's Soul Source: Crunchyroll Translator: Editor: Timer: QC: (Please feel free to edit the speaker names if incomplete or inaccurate. Names are handled on a best-effort basis depending on the info on the source file. Dialogue is left as is.) [00:00] Unity     There! [00:00] Unity     There! [00:02] Peanuts     They say the one yen coin costs     more than one yen to make, y'know. [00:05] Uma     Hey, hey, hey! So how much     does it cost to make Peanut? [00:07] Peanuts     Are you asking about my body? [00:08] ---     That's getting way too personal,      you horsey bastard! [00:10] Uma     Hey hey! [00:14] Shiro     Hey everybody! Let's play the V.V. game! SIGN    Fiberoptic Virtual Student Dorm [00:17] Hime     Yeah, the V.V. game! [00:19] Everybody     Yeah! V.V.! V.V.! Yay! [00:24] Shiro     All right, here we go! [00:26] Shiro     Ready and... Virtual-san! [00:29] Everyone     V.V.! [00:30] Hinata     Crowd of one! [00:31] Everyone     V.V.! [00:33] Hinata     Virtual-san! [00:34] Everyone     V.V.! [00:35] Hime     Crowd of two! [00:36] Everyone     Everyone: V.V.! [00:37] Hime     Virtual-san, the horse! [00:38] Everyone     V.V.! [00:40] Akari     Team of three! [00:41] Everyone     V.V.! [00:42] Hina     Huh, wait a second, just wait a second. [00:44] Hina     Why does Virtual-san make it a team? [00:47] Mito     True, he is shaped like a human. [00:49] Akari     Come on, he's a horse! [00:51] Shiro     Good point. I'm not sure which it is. [00:53] Shiro     Let me call him real quick. [00:58] Shiro     Answer the phone, horse. Come on already. [01:01] Akari     I bet he counts as a horse! [01:03] Shiro     Oh, hey, horse? [01:05] Uma     Hey, hey! [01:06] Shiro     Do we count you as a person, or a horse? [01:10] Uma     I'm a horse-faced human, so I     count as human! Hey, hey, hey— [01:15] Shiro     Apparently, he's human. [01:16] Akari     Damn it! That horsey bastard! [01:20] Mito     Well, since Akari-san got it wrong, [01:21] ---     she has to pretend to be Virtual-san     when we do the title call this week. [01:25] Akari     Do I have to? [01:27] Shiro     In that case, let's get to it! Ready, and... [01:31] Everyone     Virtual-san is looking! [01:33] Akari     Hey, hey! [03:20] Miria     Virtual-san is looking! [03:21] Miria     Yay! SIGN    Mob C SIGN    Virtual Real     Was Looking     Episode 3 [03:24] Mob C     Where did you come from? [03:26] Hime     Where did we come from? [03:28] Hina     Hmm, not sure! [03:30] Mito     More importantly, is there something     we can help you all with? [03:33] Mob C     Of course there is! We're here     to remove you by force! SIGN    Mob C [03:37] Shiro     By force? [03:39] Hinata     Remove? [03:40] Akari     Oh, gosh. Here, where everyone can see? [03:43] Mito     I think you might be     imagining the wrong thing. [03:46] Mob C     Listen up! When I heard that you six Vtubers      were going to have a crossover on TV, [03:51] ---     I was really hyped about it! SIGN    Mob D [03:55] Mob C     But then we saw something that     totally defied our expectations! [03:57] Mob E     It was like something from another dimension! SIGN    Mob E [04:01] Hime     Yeah, I get that. [04:02] Hina     Not sure what you expect     us to do about it, though. [04:05] Mob C     And now, you're here! SIGN    Mob C [04:08] Mob Group     That can't be allowed! [04:11] Mito     Hey, wait—! [04:11] Akari     No! SIGN    Mob A [04:15] Mob A     Hey! What are you doing?! [04:17] Robo     I don't know, but I can't let this happen! [04:23] Robo     Did I just jump? SIGN    To Be Continued SIGN    Virtual Kerin Slayer Wars. [04:38] Hime     That was a close one! [04:40] Hime     The Keblins all got smashed! [04:42] Hina     But by who?! And why? [04:44] Kerin     You people! [04:45] Kerin     You would dare harm my darling Keblins?      Identify yourselves! [04:49] Kaede     We are the Game Club! [04:50] Kaede     An empire that has destroyed countless virtual      countries in pursuit of a unified galaxy! [04:54] Haruto     That's the idea, but... [04:56] Haruto     Chief, we can't move! [04:58] Ryo     They're so heavy, and they won't come off. [05:00] Ryo     Must be all the gravity. [05:03] Miria     I'm stuck! [05:06] Kerin     You think this is a joke!? [05:07] Hina     Hey, why did you all crash     here in those things? [05:12] Kaede     Well, we were on our ship having a     meeting about conquering the universe, [05:17] Kaede     but then a missile hit us out of nowhere. [05:19] Miria     That's right. It hit us out of the blue,     and we had to put on these suits to escape. [05:24] Hime     Kerin-kun... [05:25] Ryo     And then we got pulled in     by this planet's gravity. [05:29] Haruto     And there you have it! [05:30] Haruto     I'm just glad that no one seems to be hurt. [05:33] Hina     Huh, he seems pretty nice. [05:35] Hime     Hey, Kerin! That was your missile, dude! [05:38] Kerin     Uh... well... I don't know what to say. [05:41] Miria     You're the one who shot that missile at us?! [05:43] Haruto     You have some nerve,     picking a fight with our Game Club! [05:46] Ryo     You hit us, we hit back... and then some! [05:49] Haruto     Exactly! [05:50] Haruto     We will pool our powers to strike you down! [05:53] Haruto     Won't we?! [05:56] Hime     One of them has a real obnoxious laugh. [05:58] Hina     So do you, though. [05:59] Haruto     You there, what's with that pink hair?! [06:01] Haruto     It's like... a pink fool! [06:04] Miria     Shut up Harutrash! That girl's cute! [06:07] Miria     I get the feeling we'd get along! [06:08] Miria     Hi there! I'm Miria. [06:10] Hime     Miria-chan! Nice to meet you,     I'm Chuckling Pink, Hime! [06:13] Kaede     Everyone, listen! [06:14] Kaede     Our main problem right now is     finding a way out of these suits! [06:17] Ryo     Good point... [06:18] Kaede     You're Kerin-kun, right? [06:20] Kerin     Yes, Yamikumo Kerin. [06:22] Kaede     Help us figure a way out! [06:24] Kerin     Certainly! [06:24] Hime     Last time, didn't we have to spam     a bunch of lightning to fix it? [06:29] Hime     So what now? [06:31] Hina     Should I call the thunder? [06:32] Kerin     You shouldn't! [06:33] Kaede     Well, we can move a little bit.     Maybe we should run into each other? [06:37] Ryo     Good idea, chief! [06:38] Ryo     Since they have the same mass, maybe a     collision will cause them to be obliterated! [06:42] Miria     Okay, Harutrash, let's try it out! [06:44] Haruto     Wait, you pink fool! [06:45] Haruto     We should run some more numbers first— [06:48] Miria     Ow! That didn't work. [06:51] Kaede     All it did was hurt you. [06:53] Hina     I think I see a crack, though? [06:56] Hime     I know! I've got just the thing! [06:58] Hime     I call it, "Bowling with the Game Club!" [07:02] Miria     Bowling? [07:03] Hime     First, we line Miria-chan and     the others up like this. [07:06] Ryo     What's the idea here? [07:07] Kaede     Let's follow Hime-chan's     instructions for now. [07:10] Hime     All right, everything's set! [07:12] Hime     Kerin, send that other one     this way! Just roll him over! [07:15] Kerin     Got it! [07:16] Haruto     What?! Human bowling?! [07:19] Haruto     Chuckling Pink, what kind     of plan is this?! [07:22] Kerin     Gonna smash em all! [07:26] Hime     Yay! Strike! [07:28] Hina     They got out, but it definitely wasn't easy. [07:31] Kaede     Ow, ow, ow... Is everyone okay? [07:34] Miria     I might be in shock. [07:35] Ryo     I think I'm fine. [07:36] Haruto     You'll pay for this, Chuckling Pink! [07:39] Hime     You got some kind of beef with me,     Harutrash?! You wanna become space debris? [07:42] Hina     Yeah, Harutrash!     You wanna go in the shredder? [07:45] Haruto     You people... [07:47] Haruto     Very well, then! I'm gonna blow you all up! [08:06] Kerin     Um... Are we going to     continue Kerin Slayer? [08:10] Kaede     The Game Club's galactic conquest continues! SIGN    Kerin Slayer [08:18] Call     Virtual Grandmother! [08:21] Grandma     Banbutsu ruten. SIGN    Today's Phrase:     Banbutsu ruten [08:24] Banner     That's the phrase. [08:27] G     It refers to how everything in     the world is always changing. [08:31] G     Think about how much, and in how many     different ways, music has changed. [08:37] G     Nowadays you can watch music videos     legally for free online, right? [08:42] G     But in the old days, you were limited      to records, radio, and TV for music. [08:48] G     Even in the case of records,     it's not like everyone owned a player. [08:53] G     I imagine the majority were getting     their music from radio and TV. [08:58] G     I was no exception, of course. [08:59] G     Back then, I had this impulse     to want to learn a lot of songs, [09:02] G     so I would be listening to the radio,     focusing on the lyrics and writing them down. [09:08] G     Usually three or four times was enough was     enough for me to have the entire song down, [09:12] G     and by then I'd usually have     the melody memorized, too. [09:16] G     Now that I think about it,     the way you can just look up [09:18] ---     lyrics online is one of the things     that's remarkable about our modern age. [09:23] G     It goes to show that things      are always changing. [09:26] G     All things continue to turn,      and turn, and turn! [09:31] G     Round and around and around! [09:34] G     Round and around it goes! [09:36] G     Around it goes! [09:51] G     Grandma is looking. [09:55] Hime & Hina     Virtual-san is looking! [10:03] Aoi     How do you think we can get more visitors? [10:06] Gori     That's a good question. [10:08] Aoi     Do you have any friends     we could ask to come over? [10:11] Gori     Friends of mine? [10:12] Aoi     Yeah, the kind that might attract a crowd! [10:14] ---     That could net us some visitors! [10:15] Aoi     Like Nekomiya Hinata-chan! [10:18] Gori     I think she's probably too     busy with video games. [10:20] Aoi     What about Tsukino Mito-chan? [10:23] Gori     I get the feeling she'd eat all our grass,      so that's probably a bad idea. [10:28] Aoi     Come on, there has to be somebody! [10:30] Gori     I know just the person! [10:31] Aoi     Who is it?! [10:32] Gori     Virtual-san. [10:34] Aoi     You really think that's a good idea? [10:36] Gori     Now that you mention it... sure enough. [10:38] Uma     Aoi-chan! I'm here already! [10:41] Aoi     Fuji Aoi! SIGN    Fuji Aoi Park [10:43] Gori     Hello! [10:46] Hime     Big trouble, big trouble! SIGN    Big trouble Akari-chan! [10:51] Hime     Akari-chan, there's big trouble! [11:03] Hime     That's Mirai Akari's Morse code! [11:05] Hime     Akari-chan, there's really big trouble! [11:09] Akari     Wait, what? [11:11] Hime     So you can talk! [11:13] Hime     Well, pen name "Tom-kun" is in trouble! [11:15] Hime     So seriously, ready this already,     please! Beep, beep, beep... [11:17] Akari     Sure, okay, beep beep beep. [11:19] Akari     "Hello, Akari-san." [11:20] Hime     H'lo! [11:20] Akari     Hello there. [11:22] Akari     "I love watching stuff on YouTube!" [11:24] Hime     Oh, nice! [11:25] Akari     "But lately I've had the problem where     once I start watching it, I can't stop." [11:29] Akari     "I start watching it when I go to bed,     and before I notice it, it's already morning." [11:33] Akari     "When I spend that much time watching videos, [11:34] ---     it makes me wonder if I could be     using that time more effectively?" [11:37] Akari     And then I start to feel guilty." [11:39] Hime     I get that! I totally get that! SIGN    Problem: Unable to stop watching YouTube [11:41] Akari     If you have Autoplay on, you tend     to end up watching what's up next! [11:45] Hime     Yeah, yeah! [11:46] Akari     Well, let's see, then. It's great     to enjoy watching YouTube, [11:50] Akari     but Tom-kun feels bad about     staying up all night to watch it? [11:53] Hime     Yeah. [11:54] Akari     I wonder if there's a good solution? [11:59] Hime     Hey, Mirai-san? [12:02] ---     Mirai-san! SIGN    Hikari SIGN    Yami [12:04] Hikari     This is simple! [12:05] Hikari     You just need to limit how much time     you spend watching videos each day. [12:09] Hikari     All it takes is a little discipline! [12:11] Yami     How is that any fun? [12:14] Yami     You need to be more true to your desires! [12:17] Yami     Even if you can't focus on work or other     hobbies because of the lack of sleep, [12:19] Yami     as long as you enjoy watching     videos all night, that's fine! [12:22] Hikari     That's way too indulgent. [12:24] Hikari     Everything is best in moderation. [12:26] Yami     Who gives a crap? [12:28] Yami     You only live once. [12:29] ---     So all that matters is enjoying it. [12:31] Yami     Watch all the vids you want! [12:33] Hikari     Oh, this is no good... [12:35] Hikari     Akari, take it from here. [12:38] Hime     Hello! Earth to Mirai-san? [12:43] Akari     Sorry, I was deep in thought! [12:44] Hime     I appreciate the effort! [12:45] Akari     Thank you so much! [12:48] Akari     Pen name Tom-kun! [12:50] ---     Here's the bottom line! [12:52] Hime     Is she gonna get to it?! Her bottom... line?! [12:55] Akari     You need a night job! [12:59] Hime     A night job?! [12:59] Akari     Yep! He wants to use his all-night     YouTube time more productively, right? [13:04] Akari     In that case, he should get a night     job in addition to his day job! [13:09] Hime     I see! [13:11] Akari     That way, all that time he's spent watching     videos will all be turned into cash! [13:17] Hime     Amazing! One simple trick! [13:19] Akari     Plus! [13:21] Akari     If you end up working that much, it limits     how much free time you have, right? [13:25] Hime     True enough. [13:26] Akari     That way, you can use your limited time [13:27] ---     to make sure you only watch the videos     you're genuinely interested in! [13:32] Akari     Like mine, for instance! [13:34] Hime     She even threw in some self-promotion!      She's a natural! [13:36] Akari     So, go and get a night job! [13:40] Hime     But what if they're still a student,      and don't have a job yet? [13:48] Akari     In that case, start going to night classes! [13:50] Hime     I forgot about that option! [13:51] Akari     Yeah! To make sure you don't     watch too much YouTube, [13:55] ---     forget about sleeping, get a job     at night, or go to class at night! [13:57] Akari     You've gotta use your     limited time effectively! [13:58] Akari     That's the best life hack possible! [14:00] Hime     Amazing! That's Akari-senpai     for you! So conscientious! [14:05] Hime     Oh, that reminds me! Next week,     I'm gonna be bringing something different. [14:09] Akari     Seriously?! [14:09] Hime     See you then! [14:10] Akari     Oh, okay. Got it! Come back soon! [14:13] Hime     Yeah! [14:14] Akari     See you next time! Bye-bye! [14:16] Hime     Gotta get a job! [14:17] Hime     Gotta sweat two liters away! SIGN    Big Trouble!     Akari-chan SIGN    Hinata-chan Heads to     School [14:24] Hinata     Hey, hopscotch! [14:26] Hinata     I remember playing this when     I was little and innocent. [14:31] Hinata     One, two, three! One, two, three! One... [14:39] ---     This is bad. [14:41] Hinata     A sparrow's nest somehow fell to     at the end of this hopscotch court. [14:45] Hinata     If I keep playing, that's gonna     be the end for those baby birds! [14:50] Hinata     That'll make the mother super upset, [14:51] ---     and you'll go crazy with anger,     pecking me without mercy! [14:57] Hinata     But there's a risk in     leaving it as it is, too. [14:59] Hinata     What do I do? What can I do? [15:16] Hinata     Live strong, little sparrows. SIGN    Hinata-chan Heads to      School [15:23] Mugi     Virtual-san is looking! SIGN    Trivia     Diner [15:32] Shiro     Oh, it's Rikiya-kun! Welcome! [15:35] Touya     It's Toya! [15:37] Touya     Man, I am so fed up. [15:38] Touya     Can I get some trivia about crabs, please? SIGN    Crabs [15:44] Shiro     Sure, coming right up! [15:46] Shiro     Did you know they're related to spiders? [15:49] ---     That's why they have eight legs! [15:55] Touya     I'm not quite full yet. [15:57] ---     Can I get some more? [16:01] ---     Trivia, go! [16:04] Shiro     Crabs... [16:05] Shiro     Snow crabs and red king crabs     are probably the most popular. [16:09] Shiro     But did you know that red king crabs are     technically, specifically, hermit crabs? [16:14] Shiro     That's why, though most crabs only     walk sideways, they're able to walk forwards. [16:20] Shiro     And in Japanese, red king crabs got their [16:23] ---     names from being found in      the same locations as cod. [16:26] Shiro     They're called taraba gani! SIGN    Tara     (Cod) SIGN    ba     (Location) SIGN    Gani     (Crab) [16:30] Shiro     Incidentally, I recommend eating red     king crab with cyber sesame sauce! [16:38] Toya     Wow, I didn't know. [16:39] Toya     Your trivia really is handy, Siro-chan! SIGN    Everyone's     Virtual-san [16:48] Suigetsu     Good day, everyone. SIGN    Pen Name: Suigetsu SIGN    We want to see your characters!     Check out the Virtualsan - Looking      official website for details! [16:51] Suigetsu     It's a pleasure to make your acquaintance. [16:54] Suigetsu     My name is Suigetsu. [16:56] Suigetsu     That's the character for "green" and     the character for "moon," for "Suigetsu." SIGN    It's 3 PM,     Class President. [17:05] Mito     I wonder who's joining me today? [17:10] Alice     Hello, Class President! [17:12] Alice     I heard we were due for more tea! [17:14] Mito     Ah, good to see you, and welcome, Alice. [17:16] Alice     It's our second tea time! [17:17] Mito     That it is. [17:18] Mito     Let's begin your second visit to the ultimate      "Would you rather" committee/tea party! [17:23] Mito     Here is our subject today! [17:25] Mito     In exchange for one hundred million yen, [17:26] ---     every song you hear from now on will be      "We Wish You a Merry Christmas." [17:29] Mito     A) Sounds good, or B) No way. [17:31] Alice     "We Wish You A Merry Christmas"? [17:34] Alice     I like that carol, but would     that mean the opening [17:37] ---     and ending theme songs     would be replaced with it? [17:39] Mito     That's right, that would be the case. [17:40] Mito     This would be an anime that starts with      "We Wish You a Merry Christmas." [17:43] Alice     Seems like a odd choice, considering. [17:46] Mito     True enough. Not only that,     but all the music in commercials [17:48] Mito     and the New Year's Eve concert special      would be "We Wish You a Merry Christmas." [17:54] Alice     But I think it would vary some depending on [17:56] ---     if say, Ai-chan or Himehina-chan      were singing it. [17:57] Mito     Oh, good point. [17:58] Alice     I'd like to hear all the different versions. [18:01] Mito     True, there's no rule that says     the vocalists can't change. [18:03] Alice     Quite right. [18:04] Mito     But y'know, if that was the     only thing you heard otherwise, [18:07] Mito     actually hearing "We Wish You a     Merry Christmas" during actual Christmas time [18:11] Mito     might feel like the culmination of something, [18:13] ---     and as a result, sound a     lot more special than usual. [18:18] Alice     Oh, I see. [18:19] Alice     But I think that even if I were     being paid, I wouldn't like for [18:22] ---     all the wonderful music     in the world to disappear. [18:25] Mito     I dunno, Alice-chan, I think...     Oh, it's already 3 PM! [18:28] Mito     Alice-chan, the correct     answer is A) Sounds good! [18:33] Alice     But I want to enjoy all that music! [18:36] Mito     You need to abandon that naïve nonsense! [18:38] Mito     Money makes the world go round! [18:39] Mito     A rap version would     probably be allowed, also! SIGN    It's 3 PM,     Class President. [18:45] Alice     While enjoying some lovely tea,     Virtual-san is once again looking today! SIGN    Unity-chan Wants to     Roll Around [18:51] Unity     Unity-chan! [18:54] Unity     This is where it gets serious! [18:56] Unity     Okay, let's do it! [18:58] Unity     Gotta be careful... There! [19:03] Unity     Wait to the last second! [19:04] Unity     There! [19:06] Unity     Oh, one more time! [19:09] Unity     I did it! [19:18] Unity     How does this happen? SIGN    Sister! [19:27] Uma     I hope you can hear me out today, Sister. [19:29] Sister     What is it, dear horse? [19:30] Sora     Listen, Sister! [19:31] Uma     I've always— [19:38] Sister     What is it? [19:40] Sora     My friends are always getting mad at     me for not replying to their messages. [19:44] Sora     How can I stop forgetting to respond? [19:46] Sister     Let's see. [19:47] Sister     The most serious response would be to [19:49] ---     make sure you check your messages     at the end of every day, [19:53] ---     but I imagine you wouldn't be having this     trouble if you could remember to do that. [19:57] Sora     Exactly! [19:58] Sister     Why not change the name on     your messaging app then? [20:01] Sora     Huh? Not my nickname? [20:04] Sister     Right. [20:05] Sister     For example, you could change it to     "Tokino Sora, the Jerk Who Never Replies." [20:10] Sora     That's crazy... but I get it! [20:13] Sora     "Tokino Sora, the Jerk Who     Never Replies"... There! [20:16] Sora     Now I won't get yelled at anymore! Hooray! [20:20] Sister     May you be virtually blessed. [20:22] Uma     Sister! Could you reply to the     message I sent yesterday?! SIGN    Sister! [20:28] Unity     Virtual-san is looking! [20:30] Unity     These croquettes are delish! [20:35] Shiro     Okay, I've got a letter here. [20:38] Shiro     It's from someone with      the pen name "PGGP-san." [20:41] Everyone     Thanks for writing! [20:43] Shiro     "Right now, I'm trying to come up     with a trick for drinking parties, [20:47] ---     but I'm having trouble thinking up anything." [20:49] Shiro     "Since I'm sure you all are      very talented in that regard, [20:53] ---     could you come up with one I could use?" [20:58] Hime     That's crazy! [20:58] Shiro     Okay, Mito-Mito! [21:00] Mito     Well, uh, this might get me in     trouble a lot of different ways. [21:03] Akari     Oh, wow! What is it?! [21:04] Mito     I'm going to do an impression of Facerig 2D. [21:18] Hime     She's bugging out! [21:19] Hinata     She keeps twitching! [21:23] Shiro     Okay, okay, we're out of time,     so that's it for this week! [21:27] Shiro     So until next week, [21:29] Everyone     Virtual-san is looking! [23:09] Both     Hey yo, what up! KMNZ here! [23:11] Lita     I'm MC Lita. [23:12] Liz     I'm MC Liz. [23:13] Lita     Another day, another episode! [23:14] Liz     Good work people! [23:15] Lita     I've been so busy I forgot to     eat dinner, so I'm starving! [23:17] Lita     Did you remember to eat, Liz? [23:19] Liz     Yep, I made sure to get something     good in me! It was really tasty! [23:22] Lita     Sounds great, what did you eat? [23:23] Liz     Pineapple! [23:24] Lita     Oh, big juicy pineapples! [23:28] Both     There were two dirty jokes     hidden in that conversation. [23:30] ---     Did you notice? [23:32] Liz     Next week is "Letting Your     Horse Carry You Whenever." SIGN    Next Time     "Letting Your Horse Carry You Whenever" [23:34] Lita     And next week, [23:35] Both     Virtual-san will still be looking!