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[00:03] Peanut
    Y'know, the scientific name for
    gorillas is gorilla gorilla!
[00:06] Uma
    Hey, hey, hey, hey! So what
    about virtual gorillas?
[00:08] Peanut
    They don't need one, you horsey bastard!
[00:10] Uma
    Hey, hey!
[00:13] Hinata
    Wow, look at all the books.
[00:16] Mito
    Oh, Hamlet.
[00:17] Mito
    "To be or not to be? That is the question."
[00:20] Hina
    What brought all that on?
[00:21] Mito
    It's a famous line written by Shakespeare.
[00:23] Mito
    You see it come up online a lot nowadays.
[00:26] Shiro
    Oh, I know him!
[00:27] Shiro
    "Romeo, wherefore art thou Romeo?"
    That guy, right?
[00:31] Mito
    Right! He's an incredibly
    famous poet and playwright.
[00:35] Hime
    Siroet! Can I bring you
    home with me tonight?
[00:38] Shiro
    Okey-dokey!
[00:40] Mirai
    There's no time for this, everyone!
    We must get ready for the opening!
[00:43] Hime
    Wh-What did you say?!
[00:44] Shiro
    It's nearly time for the title call!
[00:48] Mito
    Uh... we know.
[00:49] Hinata
    I'm... uh, no, I am ready as well!
[00:52] Hina
    Let us sally forth, then,
    unto the title call!
[00:55] Hina
    Ready and...
[00:56] Everyone
    Virtual-san is...
[00:58] Everyone
    Virtual-san is...
[00:59] Everyone
    Virtual-san is...
[01:00] Everyone
    Looking!
[01:05] Hime
    Yeah!
[01:06] Mito
    What the heck?
[02:50] Mugi
    Virtual-san is looking!
[03:06] Kaede
    Everyone, we've been slacking off lately!
[03:08] Kaede
    At this rate, we'll never be
    able to conquer the galaxy!
[03:10] Kaede
    Which is why I've been thinking...
[03:12] Miria
    I want to hear Kaede-chan's plan!
[03:14] Kaede
    To destroy the planets of every Vtuber,
     we need to infiltrate them!
[03:17] Kaede
    So this is what I've come up with...
[03:19] Kaede
    We need to master mimicry,
    so we can impersonate other people!
[03:23] Haruto
    I see! We make others
    think we're someone else,
[03:26] Haruto
    and once their guard is down, defeat them!
[03:28] Haruto
    Excellent idea, chief!
[03:30] Miria
    I'm not that good at impressions, though.
[03:33] Miria
    Ryo-kun is the one who is!
[03:35] Ryo
    I'm not that good at it, either.
[03:38] Miria
    Mirai Akari-chan!
[03:39] Ryo
    Hello! Mirai Akari here!
[03:41] Miria
    Nekomiya Hinata-chan.
[03:42] Ryo
    Yahoo guys, how you doing?
    Nekomiya Hinata here.
[03:46] Miria
    Tanaka Hime-chan!
[03:47] Ryo
    Hao! I'm Tanaka Hime! Yay!
[03:49] Miria
    Peanuts-kun.
[03:51] Ryo
    This is really solid ground.
[03:52] Kaede
    Ryo-kun, you're incredible!
[03:54] Haruto
    You can infiltrate enemy
    territory on your own, Ryo!
[03:56] Kaede
    What about the rest of you?
[03:58] Kaede
    You seem like you might have a few, Haruto.
[03:59] Haruto
    I don't really...
[04:01] Miria
    A certain person who says
    this is a one-way street!
[04:03] Haruto
    Can I help you with something, Kihara-kun?
[04:06] Miria
    Someone hard to notice that plays basketball!
[04:07] Haruto
    I'm a shadow.
[04:08] Miria
    Not bad, Harutrash!
[04:10] Miria
    Now it's my turn!
[04:11] Miria
    It's that person who barfs people up!
[04:14] Haruto
    So many mini-pink idiots! What even is this?!
[04:18] Ryo
    Miria-chan, that's less an impersonation
    and more of a shocking trick!
[04:21] Haruto
    Not to mention useless when
    it comes to infiltrating!
[04:24] Kaede
    Okay, I'm going to go last with something
    I think might be good for infiltrating.
[04:27] Kaede
    It's a housewife who gets caught
    shoplifting on reality TV!
[04:30] Ryo
    Why would that help!?
SIGN    Well, I wasn't planning on shoplifting, but before I knew it, it was in of my purse.
SIGN    Can you just let me go? I'll pay for it.
SIGN    I told you, I wasn't shoplifting!
[04:40] Haruto
    Hey, I think the chief might have
    taken too well to her role!
[04:44] Ryo
    Miria-chan, you can stop throwing up!
[04:45] Kaede
    Please, just don't tell
    my husband about this!
[04:48] Narration
    The Game Club's galactic conquest continues!
[04:58] Call
    Virtual Grandmother!
[05:01] Grandma
    "Uogokoro areba mizugokoro."
SIGN    Grandma
SIGN    Today's Phrase:
    Uogokoro Areba
     Mizugokoro
[05:05] Banner
    That's the phrase.
[05:08] Banner
    It refers to how being shown good will
    can encourage someone to do the same.
[05:13] Granny
    I thought I'd talk a bit about Valentine's Day
     and White Day this week.
[05:18] Granny
    Valentine's Day started becoming a fixture
    in Japan in the latter half of the 1970s.
[05:24] Granny
    And White Day in the first half of the 1980s.
[05:29] Granny
    The specifics about the dates weren't
    really commonly known at the time,
[05:33] ---
    so it took them a while to
    actually take a hold, culturally.
[05:37] Granny
    There are all kinds of interesting
    chocolates out there now, aren't there?
[05:42] Granny
    You know, like glasses or bats!
     Like, chocolate bats...
[05:45] Granny
    I think it'd be wonderful if this program
[05:47] ---
    was a chance to be immortalized
    in chocolate myself.
[05:50] Granny
    A life-sized chocolate Kobayashi Sachiko!
[05:53] Granny
    We'll call it...
[05:54] Granny
    Godivava.
SIGN    Grandma
SIGN    Everyone's
    Virtual-san
SIGN    Pen Name: Lost Alien Akuhato
SIGN    We want to see your characters!
    Check out the Virtualsan - Looking
     official website for details!
[06:09] Hat
    My homeland, the Ugarid Nebula,
    was destroyed by invaders,
[06:13] Hat
    and I have come to Earth as a refugee,
    the Alien Akuhato.
SIGN    Everyone's
    Virtual-san
[06:24] Alice
    Virtual-san is looking! Yeah!
[06:30] Hinata
    Hello, everybody!
[06:33] Hinata
    You keeping it virtual out there?
[06:34] Hinata
    Because it's time for Virtual Radio!
[06:37] Hinata
    We've got another great virtual
    song to introduce today!
[06:41] Hinata
    This one...
[06:43] Hinata
    ...is a cute and pop magical number,
[06:46] Hinata
    where the "Hello! Hello!" calls are so catchy,
     they'll leave you with a spring in your step!
[06:49] Hinata
    It's a super pop and sexy
    virtual cutie cool song!
[06:54] Hinata
    Let's throw it on now! This is
    Mirai Akari's "Mirai to Mirai."
SIGN    "Mirai to Mirai"
    By: Mirai Akari
[07:21] Hinata
    That's a nice virtual song!
[07:24] Hinata
    That was "Mirai to Mirai" by Mirai Akari.
[07:28] Hinata
    See you next time! Keep it V!
[07:38] Ryo
    Virtual-san is looking.
[07:44] Gori
    Hello.
[07:45] Aoi
    There!
[07:45] Gori
    Hello.
[07:46] Aoi
    There!
[07:47] Gori
    Hello.
[07:47] Aoi
    There!
[07:48] Gori
    Hello.
[07:49] Aoi
    There! There! There!
[07:50] Gori
    Hello... Hello... Hello... Hello...
[07:54] Aoi
    Huh? G-Gori-chan?
[08:00] Gori
    Hello!
[08:01] Aoi
    I can't reach that far!
[08:03] Both
    Fuji Aoi!
SIGN    Fuji Aoi Park
[08:05] Gori
    Hello.
[08:08] Hime
    Big trouble, big trouble!
SIGN    Big trouble, Akari-chan!
[08:13] Hime
    Akari-chan, there's big trouble!
[08:20] Akari
    What is it, Hime?
[08:21] Hime
    Akari-san, we've got ever such big trouble!
[08:24] Akari
    Well, what's going on?
[08:25] Hime
    Someone with the pen name "Ochabba-kun"
    is in trouble! They've got problems!
[08:27] Hime
    Hurry, take it! Read it, read it now!
[08:29] Akari
    Okay, fork it over, come on!
[08:32] Akari
    "Hello, Akari-san." Hello!
[08:33] Hime
    H'lo.
[08:35] Akari
    "I loaned my friend a
    video game a while ago,
[08:37] Akari
    and it's now been three months
    with no sign of them returning it."
[08:40] Akari
    "Do you think they intend on keeping it?"
[08:42] Akari
    "They might have just forgotten about it,
[08:43] Akari
    so I have trouble bringing up, because I
    don't want them to think I'm accusing them."
SIGN    Problem: A loaned game isn't being returned
[08:47] Hime
    This is an awkward one!
[08:49] Akari
    True enough...
[08:50] Hime
    Did he swipe it?
[08:50] Akari
    But three months is a weird
    amount of time, y'know?
[08:54] Hime
    Yeah, three months!
[08:55] Hime
    I mean, the game might
    take that long to finish!
[08:57] Akari
    True, if it's a longer one!
[08:59] Hime
    Right, right!
[09:00] Akari
    And you're friends, so it's hard
    to really come down hard on it.
[09:03] Hime
    Right, totally!
[09:04] Akari
    What to do?
[09:06] Hime
    This is a hard one!
[09:08] Hime
    Huh?
[09:10] ---
    Mirai-san?
[09:12] Hime
    Mirai-san!
SIGN    Hikari
SIGN    Yami
[09:13] Hikari
    The best thing is to wait patiently.
[09:16] Hikari
    I mean, there are other games to play!
[09:18] Yami
    You need to dox people like this.
[09:21] Yami
    Get some proof they swiped
    your game and let 'er rip!
[09:23] Hikari
    But they're friends! Could you please not?
[09:26] Yami
    Well, you take it from here, Akari.
[09:29] Hime
    Hello?
[09:31] Hime
    Hello! Mirai-san!
[09:34] Akari
    Sorry! I'm back!
[09:35] Hime
    Welcome home.
[09:36] Akari
    Not sure what that was about.
[09:37] Hime
    Must be rough!
[09:39] Akari
    Well, pen name Ochabba-kun,
    I'm gonna get to the bottom line.
[09:44] Hime
    Is this it?!
[09:46] ---
    She's going to show her bottom! Line?
[09:48] Akari
    You need to have your friend
    become a Let's Player!
[09:52] Hime
    Let's Plays?!
[09:53] Akari
    Right!
[09:54] Akari
    You set things up for them,
[09:56] Akari
    so that they can become
    a famous Let's Player!
[09:58] Akari
    Their handle can be "1BRO."
[10:00] Akari
    1BRO? But they're not brothers!
[10:03] Akari
    What the heck? What the
    heck's that about, then?
[10:05] Akari
    Then how about "Ninja"?
[10:06] Hime
    Ninja?! That's one lonely ninja!
[10:08] Hime
    Then, after they're famous,
[10:10] Hime
    you set things up so that their stream is
    going to show their LINE window instead!
[10:15] Hime
    Then you capture an image of
    a LINE message where you say,
[10:17] ---
    "Ever since you swiped that game a year ago,
    and my heart and body have been aching!"
[10:20] ---
    and stick it on the stream.
[10:23] Hime
    Okay, I'm gonna go check out ○Bro's videos!
[10:27] Akari
    Make sure you watch the TLOU one, Tanaka!
[10:29] Hime
    "Hey everyone, good morneveningafternoon!"
SIGN    Big Trouble!
    Akari-chan
SIGN    Hinata-chan Heads to
    School
[10:42] Hinata
    There!
[10:48] Hinata
    This is bad.
[10:50] Hinata
    If falling onto the road to
    school would be a game over,
[10:52] Hinata
    and I needed to get from
    one side to the other,
[10:54] Hinata
    maybe the first thing is to
    hook onto the stone wall,
[10:56] ---
    then the overhang to get onto
    the roof of that building,
[10:59] Hinata
    and then try a big jump, which should
    just barely let me catch the edge.
[11:04] Hinata
    I think that'd work.
[11:05] Hinata
    But maybe the safer way is to
    just jump from the stone wall.
[11:10] Hinata
    What a choice.
[11:12] Hinata
    But y'know, if I can catch
    onto the wall on the right,
[11:15] Hinata
    the rest of the way should be simple!
[11:18] Hinata
    Well, I wonder, maybe...
[11:20] Hinata
    I might break some sort
    of speedrunning record!
[11:32] Hinata
    Yeah, it doesn't work that
    way in reality, I guess.
[11:37] Hinata
    Guess I'll head to school.
SIGN    Hinata-chan Heads to
     School
[11:41] Shiro
    Virtual-san is looking!
[11:44] Shiro
    And so is Siro!
SIGN    Trivia
    Diner
[11:51] Shiro
    Oh, it's Kaede-chan and Miria-chan! Welcome!
[11:55] Kaede
    We are so fed up!
[11:57] Miria
    Can we get some trivia about baths, please?
[12:00] Shiro
    Sure, coming right up!
SIGN    Trivia, go!
[12:05] Shiro
    Baths, huh?
SIGN    "Baths"
[12:10] Shiro
    You know about putting a towel on your head
     when you're soaking in hot water, right?
[12:14] Shiro
    Well, it turns out it's not just a
    tradition about where to put your towel,
[12:17] Shiro
    but that there's a scientific
    basis for doing it!
[12:21] Shiro
    By putting a wet towel on your
    head after gently wringing it out,
[12:25] Shiro
    the water evaporating from
    it will cool your head off!
[12:28] Shiro
    It helps prevent the kind of dizziness you can
    get from soaking in hot water for too long!
[12:33] Shiro
    By the way, in the Edo period,
    there were bathhouses on boats,
[12:37] Shiro
    which is why another word for bathtub is
    "yubune," with the "bune" meaning "boat."
[12:43] Kaede
    Wow, really?
[12:45] Miria
    Your trivia really is
    always handy, Siro-chan!
SIGN    Everyone's
    Virtual-san
SIGN    Pen Name: Domeki Akira
SIGN    We want to see your characters!
    Check out the Virtualsan - Looking
     official website for details!
[12:54] Akira
    It's nice to meet you, everyone.
[12:55] Akira
    My name is Domeki Akira.
[12:58] Akira
    Now, I know my name might
    mean "hundred-eyed demon,"
[13:00] Akira
    but I'm not a youkai,
    so there are no eyes on my arm.
SIGN    Everyone's
    Virtual-san
SIGN    It's 3 PM,
    Class President.
[13:09] Mito
    When I think about the order
    of guests I've had so far,
[13:11] Mito
    today's will probably be that 280-year-old.
[13:16] Elu
    Mito-Mito-chan!
[13:18] Mito
    Hey, an elf!
[13:19] Elu
    How mean!
[13:20] Elu
    You know it's me, the high-minded elven
    beauty from the land of elves, Elu!
[13:24] Mito
    Could you give me your legal name, then?
[13:26] Elu
    Snow White Paradise El Santo
    Flow Wasurena Pure Pri...
[13:29] Mito
    Sorry, my fault for asking.
[13:31] Mito
    Well, today we're doing the ultimate "would
    you rather" committee with Elu-san!
[13:35] ---
    Here's the subject. Which
    superpower would you rather have?
[13:38] ---
    A) The power to read people's minds.
[13:40] ---
    B) The power to see the future.
[13:42] ---
    Elu-chan, you're not human in the
    first place, so I imagine you
[13:44] ---
    might have some kind of superpower, do you?
[13:46] Elu
    Okay, first, discriminate much?
[13:47] Mito
    What do you mean?
[13:48] Elu
    But y'know, I'd like a power that'd let me
    know if my forest was going to burn down.
[13:51] Mito
    That's oddly specific.
[13:53] Mito
    But which of these options would you prefer?
[13:55] Elu
    I guess if I had to pick one,
    I'd pick the ability to see the future.
[13:58] Mito
    But if you could do that,
[14:00] ---
    you might know if you're
    going to die in five minutes,
[14:04] Mito
    or that the elf forest is going
    to be burned down, right?
[14:06] Elu
    But I'd be able to choose my last words,
    and make sure I've taken care of business...
[14:10] Mito
    Things you wanted to get done?
[14:11] Mito
    What specifically would that be?
[14:13] Elu
    Huh... I'm not sure.
[14:14] ---
    Maybe eat my favorite food?
[14:15] Elu
    Well, one thing would be changing my
    LINE name to "Thank you for everything."
[14:20] Mito
    That is super morbid!
[14:22] Mito
    Okay, it's time.
[14:23] Mito
    Today's answer is A, the ability
    to read people's minds!
[14:27] Elu
    We didn't talk about that at all, though!
[14:30] Mito
    If you control people's minds,
    you'll never have to worry about a bad future!
[14:32] Mito
    Live in the present!
SIGN    It's 3 PM,
    Class President.
SIGN    Special Announcement
SIGN    The Sudden Appearance of a City
SIGN    Overflowing with crowds
SIGN    Giant Growth
SIGN    Transformation
SIGN    The secrets of the opening are about to be revealed!?
SIGN    Coming Soon!!
[14:53] Mito
    Virtual-san is looking!
SIGN    Unity-chan Wants to
    Roll Around
[14:59] Unity
    Unity-chan!
[15:01] Unity
    Boom!
[15:02] Unity
    Ootori Kohaku here!
[15:04] Unity
    I'm really athletic, y'know!
[15:07] Unity
    My dream is to become
    an action star some day!
[15:16] Unity
    Here I come!
[15:20] Unity
    Secret technique,
[15:20] Unity
    Curry Crou-ken!
[15:25] Unity
    I'm sorry! I overdid it!
SIGN    Everyone's
    Virtual-san
SIGN    We want to see your characters!
    Check out the Virtualsan - Looking
     official website for details!
SIGN    Pen Name: Akumano Maga
[15:31] Maga
    I'm Akumano Maga.
[15:33] Maga
    Did you know that demons
    don't really have genders?
[15:38] Maga
    Maybe I'm what you all call...
[15:41] Maga
    An otokonoko. Maybe!
SIGN    Previously on Kerin Slayer.
[15:47] Hina
    Gorillaga!
[15:48] Kerin
    Gorilla!
[15:48] Gori
    Hello!
[15:49] Hime
    Want to grab some banana shakes?
SIGN    Kerin Slayer.
[15:55] Hina
    So, what are we here for this time, Hime?
[15:58] Hime
    Well, you remember that
    dark elf from last time?
[16:02] Hime
    And when he mentioned the legendary,
    beautiful god elf known throughout the land!
[16:06] Hina
    Elu-san?
[16:07] Hime
    Yeah!
[16:08] Hime
    And this is forest that Elu-san revived by
[16:10] ---
    releasing all of her aura
    through an oath and a vow!
[16:15] Hina
    Look, Hime!
[16:18] Hime
    More Keblins!
[16:19] Hina
    Fine, then!
[16:21] Hina
    Expecchan Patrol!
[16:25] Hime
    That's some crazy magic you've got, again!
[16:27] Hina
    Look, Hime, there's another one!
[16:31] Hime
    Personal Home Security Patrol!
[16:35] Hina
    That's just another way of describing a NEET!
[16:38] Hime
    I messed up! And now the Keblins are here!
[16:43] Kerin
    Hey, what are you guys doing?
[16:44] Both
    Th-That voice...
[16:46] Both
    Yamikumo Kerin!
SIGN    Yami
SIGN    Yamikumo
SIGN    Ke
SIGN    Keri
SIGN    Kerin
[16:51] Kerin
    You guys are here again?
[16:53] Kerin
    Well, you're not getting away this time.
[16:55] Hina
    N-Now hang on, Kerin, you've
    got the wrong idea!
[16:58] Hina
    The Keblins started attacking us!
[17:00] Hime
    Hina, we've got no choice!
[17:02] Hime
    After all, we're Kerin Slayers!
[17:04] Hime
    It's our job to exterminate dark elves!
[17:07] Kerin
    Suits me fine.
[17:08] Kerin
    I'm gonna blow you both up!
[17:13] Kerin
    It's the ultimate super
    maximum magic, Buchitema!
[17:16] Kerin
    Get out of Elu-san's forest, you two!
[17:19] Hime
    We'll have to use our
    ultimate combo attack, then!
[17:23] Hime
    Let's go, Hina!
[17:24] Hina
    I get what you mean, Hime!
[17:26] Hime & Hina
    In the name of the Girly Girl Empire!
[17:29] Hime
    This hand of mine is burning pink!
[17:32] Hina
    Its loud roar tells us to grasp success!
[17:35] Hime & Hina
    Erupting Sekiha Hao Ken!
[17:39] Kerin
    Blast 'em!
[17:42] Hime & Hina
    Hao!
[17:47] Elu
    Hold it right there!
[17:49] Everybody
    That voice... could it be?!
SIGN    Sister!
[18:01] Uma
    Can you hear me out, Sister?
[18:04] Sister
    What is it, dear horse?
[18:05] Uma
    There's this girl I want to tell how I—
[18:07] Sora
    Listen, Sister!
[18:13] Sister
    What is it?
[18:14] Sora
    I think I've put on weight by
    snacking at night too much!
[18:17] Sora
    Oh man, what am I gonna do?!
[18:19] Sister
    You've lost to the sweet temptation
    of late night snacks, I see.
[18:24] Sora
    Yeah! The more I try to resist, the better
    it tastes when I finally eat something!
[18:29] Sister
    Let me suggest a snack that should
[18:31] ---
    fulfill that sensation while also
    limiting how guilty you feel.
[18:33] Sora
    Really?!
[18:34] Sister
    It's made from a type of
    algae so it's full of
[18:37] ---
    minerals and nutrients:
    agar jelly with anmitsu syrup.
[18:39] Sister
    It's got a lot of dietary fiber to
    suppress carbohydrate absorption,
[18:43] ---
    which should also help relieve your hunger.
[18:45] Sora
    I get it!
[18:46] Sora
    I'm gonna get my fill of
    agar jelly starting today!
[18:51] Sister
    May you be virtually blessed.
[18:53] Uma
    Jiggly agar jelly!
SIGN    Sister!
[19:00] Kaede
    Why, why?! Virtual-san is looking!
[19:05] Shiro
    Well, we've got a letter here.
[19:08] Shiro
    It's from pen name "Urban Riemann."
[19:10] Everybody
    Thanks for writing!
[19:13] Shiro
    "I'm getting tired of being an officer worker
    and thinking about a change in careers."
[19:17] Shiro
    "What kind of occupation
    should I pursue next?"
[19:20] Shiro
    "By the way, my hobbies are gourmet dining,
     reading, and walking."
[19:26] Shiro
    So he writes, and he's
    talking about jobs, right?
[19:29] Shiro
    Do you all have any kind
    of jobs that you like
[19:31] Shiro
    that show up in anime or manga?
[19:34] Akari
    Me, me! Vampire!
SIGN    Favorite jobs from
     anime and manga
[19:35] Hime
    Papaya?
[19:37] Hina
    Sounds tasty!
[19:37] Akari
    No!
[19:39] Akari
    I mean, I like papaya.
[19:41] Akari
    I said vampire!
[19:42] Somebody
    Vampires!
[19:43] Hina
    Oh, right!
[19:44] Hime
    I wanna be, like...
[19:45] Hime
    Whoosh, whoosh, whoosh!
[19:46] Shiro
    A ninja!
[19:47] Hime
    I wanna be zipping and zapping all over!
[19:49] Hinata
    Then I'm gonna be king of the pirates.
[19:51] Hime
    Sounds good!
[19:53] Mito
    I think I'd like to be a mage.
[19:56] Shiro
    Mito-mito, you give me more
    of a sage vibe than a mage.
[20:00] Mito
    I suppose that'd work, too.
[20:02] Shiro
    I think Akari-chan would make a good
    gadabout, since her costume is so cute...
[20:07] Akari
    For real?
[20:07] Akari
    What's a gadabout do, anyway?
[20:09] Shiro
    Well, they have really high luck stats.
[20:12] Akari
    Luck shats?
[20:14] Hime
    Shats?
[20:15] Shiro
    No!
[20:15] Hinata
    Akari-chan...
[20:17] Akari
    Sorry, sorry, sorry!
[20:20] Mito
    You're so bad, Akari-san.
[20:22] Akari
    I thought she was talking
    about high level shats!
[20:25] Hime
    I did, too!
[20:27] Shiro
    I think I'd be a white wizard.
[20:30] Hime
    That's perfect!
[20:31] Hina
    I'd wanna get healed by you!
[20:33] Hina
    I think I'd want to be a gambler,
    something that's kind of cool!
[20:38] Hinata
    We've got a millionaire!
[20:39] Hina
    Suzuki plays hard! You know?
[20:44] Shiro
    So what kind of job should Urban Riemann,
     who sent in the letter, get?
SIGN    What kind of job should
    Urban Riemann get?
[20:50] Shiro
    His hobbies are gourmet dining,
    reading, and walking.
[20:53] Mito
    Dining, reading, and walking?
[20:55] Mito
    Is there a job where you eat?
[20:57] Hime
    Sounds good to me!
[20:58] Shiro
    Like a professional speed eater?
[21:00] Hime
    Oh, I love those contests!
[21:03] Mirai
    But what if he loses weight doing it?
[21:05] Hina
    He could be a big eater who's skinny?
[21:07] Hime
    Would that be a good fit for TV?
[21:09] Hime
    Maybe?
[21:10] Mito
    For walking, he could walk
    around while eating.
[21:12] Mito
    But that's a recipe for
    smacking into something.
[21:14] Hime
    Smackeroonie!
[21:16] Akari
    Say that again, Tanaka?
[21:17] Hime
    Sma... don't wanna.
[21:19] Hime
    Don't try and make me say that sorta thing!
[21:20] Mito
    She caught on... well done.
[21:24] Shiro
    Well, that's it for this
    week, so until next week...
[21:29] Shiro
    Virtual-san is looking!
SIGN    Weatheroid Type A Airi (Ponko)
[23:10] Airi
    Good evening everybody!
[23:13] Airi
    I'm Type A Airi, the weatheroid!
[23:15] Airi
    I warned everybody about the cold
    weather coming up the other day
[23:19] Airi
    and ended up catching a cold myself!
[23:21] Airi
    It's still possible, even
    when you're an android!
[23:23] Airi
    My nose won't stop dripping oil!
[23:24] Airi
    Are any of you feeling under the weather?
[23:27] Airi
    When you're feeling sick in virtual town,
     it's called restarting.
[23:30] Airi
    So next time you're feeling bad,
    try restarting, and hang in there!
[23:32] Airi
    Next time, it's "PP Dance Festival."
SIGN    Next Time
    "PP Dance Festival"
[23:35] Airi
    Virtual-san will be looking next week, too!