# E3 - Untitled
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**[00:00] Hime**
Yeah!
**[00:00] Mito**
Wow, impressive!
**[00:00] Mito**
Right!
**[00:03] Peanut**
When a cat is swinging
their tail up and down,
**[00:05] Peanut**
it's means they want some affection.
**[00:06] Uma**
Okay, okay, okay, can I get
some affection, too, then?
**[00:08] Peanut**
Get over here, you goofy horse!
**[00:10] Uma**
Okie dokie!
**[00:13] Shiro**
What's wrong, Mito-Mito?
You seem really exhausted.
***SIGN*** Fiberoptic Virtual Student Dorm
**[00:17] Mito**
I haven't been getting enough sleep lately.
**[00:19] Hinata**
I get you. It's easy to lose track of
time when you're playing video games.
**[00:22] Mito**
Not that, Hinata-san! I was
actually practicing something.
**[00:25] Hina**
Practicing something? Well, what
is it? Now I'm really curious!
**[00:27] Mito**
Well, you see...
**[00:29] Mito**
It's a pose to do during
the show's title call.
**[00:31] Hime**
Wait, what? What are you talking about?
**[00:32] Akari**
What kind of pose is it?
**[00:34] Mito**
It's a bit something like...
**[00:35] Mito**
This!
**[00:37] Akari**
What the heck?
**[00:39] Hime**
It's absolutely perfect! Let's use it!
**[00:41] Mito**
Understood!
**[00:43] Mito**
All right, let's do it together!
**[00:44] Mito**
Ready and...
**[00:45] All**
Virtual-san is looking!
**[02:33] Akari**
Virtual-san is looking.
**[02:47] Ryo**
Haru-kun, you're not allowed to
cook up any more weird drugs.
**[02:49] Haruto**
R-Right. Forgive me.
**[02:51] Miria**
Did something happen?
**[02:53] Haruto**
Oh, no...
**[02:53] Kaede**
Everyone, gather around!
**[02:55] Kaede**
We need to start getting serious
about our galactic conquest!
**[02:58] Kaede**
Anyone have any good suggestions?
**[02:59] Ryo**
About that, Chief...
**[03:01] Ryo**
While I was repairing our ship, I was able
to accidentally invent an incredible switch!
**[03:05] Kaede**
What's it do?
**[03:06] Ryo**
It's a switch that can freeze
it's targets in time!
**[03:09] Haruto**
What?!
**[03:10] Haruto**
Of all the myriad powers that exist,
time manipulation may be the strongest!
**[03:16] Haruto**
Well done, Ryo!
**[03:18] Miria**
Harutrash shut up for once! Awesome!
**[03:20] Kaede**
If we use this on our enemies, we can freeze
them in place and invade their territory!
**[03:24] Miria**
Let me try it!
**[03:26] Miria**
I wanna mess with Harutrash!
**[03:27] Ryo**
Pipe down, Miria-chan.
**[03:29] Miria**
Ryo-kun?
**[03:31] Kaede**
Is... something wrong, Ryo-kun?
**[03:33] Ryo**
I've been thinking this for a while now...
**[03:35] Ryo**
Everyone else in the Game Club is too random!
**[03:37] Ryo**
I'm the only one thinking seriously
about galactic conquest!
**[03:41] Kaede**
Calm down, Ryo-kun!
**[03:42] Ryo**
You understand what I mean, don't you, Chief?
**[03:44] Kaede**
I do! So just... calm down.
**[03:46] ---**
And get time moving again for
Miria-chan and Haruto-kun.
**[03:49] Kaede**
Okay, Ryo-kun?
**[03:50] Ryo**
Why would you say that?
**[03:52] Ryo**
Are you uncomfortable, being alone with me?
**[03:54] Kaede**
Ryo-kun, don't!
**[03:56] Ryo**
It's time that I teach you, Chief,
**[03:57] ---**
that this switch's power is enough to grant
someone control over the entire world!
**[04:02] Kaede**
No—!
**[04:04] Ryo**
And now I'm the only one left in the world!
I've taken control of time!
**[04:10] Ryo**
What? Can you see me?
**[04:12] Ryo**
I asked if you could see me!
**[04:16] Ryo**
Of all things, Haru-kun has invaded
my world of stopped time...
**[04:23] Haruto**
Good grief.
**[04:25] Haruto**
Now I've got the switch!
**[04:27] Ryo**
Wryyy—
**[04:30] Haruto**
Now I just need to release them.
**[04:32] Haruto**
Pink fool, Chief... I'm about to save you!
**[04:36] Haruto**
Click!
**[04:41] Kaede**
The Game Club's galactic conquest continues!
**[04:49] Call**
Virtual Grandmother!
**[04:53] Grandma**
Senpen Banka.
***SIGN*** Today's Phrase
Senpen Banka
**[04:57] Banner**
It means "constantly changing."
**[04:59] Banner**
It refers to how things can progress
rapidly with the passage of time.
**[05:03] Banner**
Convenience stores are a good example of
something that has evolved wildly over time.
***SIGN*** Grandma
**[05:09] Grandma**
The first one in Japan was built in 1974,
in the Toyosu ward of Tokyo.
**[05:17] Grandma**
The first thing I bought at one was
cup ramen, and it was quite the surprise.
***SIGN*** Grandma
**[05:26] Grandma**
I was genuinely amazed by how good
it tasted the first time I had some!
**[05:31] Grandma**
In the old days, it was fashionable
to eat it while standing around!
**[05:35] Grandma**
Everyone would be in Ginza,
standing around, eating cup ramen.
**[05:40] Grandma**
You were Inzagay, eating amenray.
***SIGN*** Grandma
**[05:44] Grandma**
Not ushisay.
**[05:47] Grandma**
But rather upcay amenray.
**[05:50] Grandma**
I was abbergastedflay,
it was such a urprisesay!
***SIGN*** That being the case, otay ebay ontinuedcay!
***SIGN*** Everyone's
Virtual-san
**[06:05] Chaco**
My name is Chaco!
***SIGN*** Pen Name: Chaco
***SIGN*** We want to see your characters!
Check out the *Virtualsan - Looking*
official website for details!
**[06:07] Chaco**
My favorite food is chocolate.
**[06:08] Chaco**
Which is why my name is Chaco!
**[06:11] Chaco**
I'm going to work hard, so I can
become famous like the other Vtubers!
***SIGN*** Everyone's
Virtual-san
**[06:20] Mito**
I guess Virtual-san is looking.
**[06:27] Grandma**
Virtual-san is looking.
**[06:33] Gori**
Aoi-san!
**[06:35] Aoi**
Hey, it's Gori-chan!
**[06:36] Gori**
Sorry to startle you.
**[06:38] Aoi**
That is... a lot of gorillas.
**[06:39] Aoi**
Whatcha doing?
**[06:40] Gori**
Picking up girls.
**[06:42] Aoi**
Picking up girls? How?
**[06:44] Gori**
Aoi-san, would you like to go pick
up banana shakes in Harajuku?
**[06:47] Aoi**
Nope.
**[06:48] Gori**
Aoi-san, would you like to get your
banana fortune read in Harajuku?
**[06:50] Aoi**
Nope.
**[06:51] Gori**
Aoi-san...
**[06:57] Aoi**
Let's go! I'll take take the lead.
**[06:59] Aoi**
Fuji Aoi!
***SIGN*** Fuji Aoi Park
**[07:01] Gori**
Hello.
**[07:04] Hime**
Big trouble, big trouble!
***SIGN*** Big trouble Akari-chan!
**[07:09] Hime**
Akari-chan, there's big trouble!
**[07:14] Akari**
What is it, Hime?
**[07:16] Hime**
Mirai-san! We've got really big trouble!
***SIGN*** They're moving so erratically, the camera is having trouble keeping up
**[07:18] Akari**
What, what is it?
**[07:20] Akari**
Scuttle, scuttle!
**[07:21] Hime**
Someone using the pen name
"Kinokohead-kun" is in trouble!
**[07:24] Hime**
That's enough waddling around, here, read it!
**[07:27] Akari**
Okay, sorry.
**[07:28] Akari**
Let's see... "Akari-chan,
hello." Hello there!
**[07:30] Hime**
Hello.
**[07:32] Akari**
"There's a music group that I support
that have a concert coming up."
**[07:34] Akari**
"And I was able to secure tickets,
**[07:36] ---**
but it turns out it's the same day
as our baseball club's next game."
**[07:39] Akari**
"There's no telling what my Senpai might do
to me if I don't show up for the game."
**[07:42] Akari**
"Is there any way I can resolve this
peacefully and still go to the concert?"
***SIGN*** Problem: The baseball club's game and a concert at the same time
**[07:47] Hime**
Oh, I can see how he'd want to go!
**[07:50] Hime**
You'd totally want to go the show!
**[07:51] Akari**
I know! But he really cares about
the baseball club, too, right?
**[07:55] Hime**
Yeah, he's a good kid!
**[07:56] Akari**
He is!
**[07:57] Hime**
Have you ever had two different
things fall on the same date?
**[07:59] Hime**
Yeah!
**[07:59] Hime**
I have, I totally have!
**[08:00] Akari**
Go ahead!
**[08:02] Hime**
Well, sometimes Youtubers or Vtubers would
stream at the same time as I was doing one!
**[08:08] Akari**
Oh, I see, while you were streaming yourself!
**[08:11] Hime**
Right, right, right!
**[08:11] Akari**
That totally happens!
**[08:12] Hime**
And I wanna watch, so, so bad!
**[08:13] Akari**
I get you, I mean, you can always
watch it once it's archived...
**[08:18] Akari**
But then you can't make comments!
**[08:19] Hime**
Exactly!
**[08:20] Akari**
True enough...
**[08:21] Hime**
I wanna see it with my own eyes, in real-time!
**[08:23] Akari**
So what did you end up doing?
**[08:25] Hime**
Watch the archive!
**[08:28] Akari**
Aw, look at you! Such a good girl!
**[08:30] Hime**
Yes! I'm a good girl!
**[08:32] Akari**
But y'know, I'm sure Kinokohead-kun
is hoping for a way to peacefully
**[08:35] ---**
skip the game and head to the concert...
**[08:40] Hime**
Good point!
**[08:42] Hime**
Mirai-san? Hey, Mirai-san!
***SIGN*** Hikari
***SIGN*** Yami
**[08:46] Yami**
Senpai, take my big bat...
**[08:47] Hikari**
I'm not letting you finish that!
**[08:48] Yami**
I applaud your speedy response.
**[08:50] Hikari**
You can do this, Akari!
**[08:52] Hime**
Hello? Earth to Mirai-san!
**[08:56] Akari**
Sorry, sorry,
**[08:57] Akari**
Well, pen name Kinokohead-kun,
I'm gonna get to the bottom line.
**[09:02] Hime**
Is this it?! She's going
to show her bottom! Line?
**[09:06] Akari**
First, you wait for the manager of
this artist you like, at their office!
**[09:10] Hime**
The manager?
**[09:11] Akari**
Right! And then you hook up with the manager!
**[09:13] Hime**
What if it's another guy?
**[09:15] Akari**
You hook up with him.
**[09:16] Hime**
Wow, how versatile!
**[09:17] Akari**
And then, you seduce the manager!
**[09:19] Hime**
Every bit as lewd as I figured!
**[09:21] Akari**
Then, after seducing the manager,
you seduce your baseball club's coach!
**[09:24] Hime**
A world of adult relations!
**[09:26] Akari**
Then, on the day of the big game,
**[09:28] Akari**
you invite the artist, and have
the concert right before the game!
**[09:32] Hime**
Hey, that really does cover all the bases!
**[09:34] Hime**
I've got the perfect thing, then!
Instead of glow sticks,
**[09:37] Hime**
everybody swings bats around!
**[09:38] Hikari**
You nailed it!
**[09:39] Hime**
Okay, I'm gonna go buy eight bats
to stick between my fingers, then!
**[09:43] Akari**
Wow, you can handle that kind of weight
on your fingers?! Talk about buff!
**[09:46] Akari**
You must be shredded, Tanaka!
**[09:47] Hime**
Here I go!
***SIGN*** Big Trouble!
Akari-chan
***SIGN*** Hinata-chan Heads to
School
**[09:55] Hinata**
Huh, was this big empty lot always here?
**[09:59] Hinata**
I can feel the Gianism!
**[10:05] Hinata**
Wait, this is bad...
**[10:06] Hinata**
In a space like this, with no cover,
and no hiding spots,
**[10:09] Hinata**
if I came in with a blaster,
it's low splat coverage
**[10:11] ---**
and lack of mobility will make
it hard to secure any territory.
**[10:16] Hinata**
Should I spam "Come on!"
to call for reinforcements?
**[10:19] Hinata**
Wait, hang on there! Those pipes are here.
**[10:22] Hinata**
If I can lure an enemy behind them,
when they've let
**[10:24] ---**
their guard down behind the cover, I can
nail them with the blaster's splash damage!
**[10:29] Hinata**
Boom!
**[10:30] Hinata**
This might work!
**[10:31] Hinata**
All right! Booyah!
**[10:36] Hinata**
Maybe I ought to practice with the
blaster every once in a while.
**[10:39] Hinata**
Bang!
**[10:40] Hinata**
Bang!
**[10:42] Hinata**
It's always awesome to see those explosions!
***SIGN*** Hinata-chan Heads to
School
**[10:48] Sora**
You all are so helpless.
**[10:52] Sora**
Oh, well.
**[10:54] Sora**
Virtual-san is looking.
***SIGN*** Trivia
Diner
**[11:01] Shiro**
Oh, it's Hime-chan, Hina-chan! Welcome!
**[11:04] Mime**
We are so fed up!
**[11:07] Hina**
Can we get some trivia about rabbits, please?
**[11:10] Hime**
Yeah, give it to us!
**[11:11] Shiro**
Sure, coming right up!
**[11:16] Shiro**
Oh, rabbits!
**[11:19] Shiro**
They're often considered an icon
of people who hate being alone,
**[11:21] Shiro**
and there's no shortage of girls
who've said something like,
**[11:24] ---**
"I'm like a bunny.
I'll die if I'm left alone."
**[11:27] Shiro**
And when you see individuals on their own,
compared to the ones that live in groups,
**[11:30] ---**
they seem a bit lonely.
**[11:32] Shiro**
But apparently, living in colonies makes them
anxious, and they love being on their own!
**[11:38] Shiro**
If anything, we need to be careful
about cramming more than one into the
**[11:42] ---**
same cage just because we
imagine them to be lonely.
**[11:46] Shiro**
Incidentally, the Guinness World Record
for the largest rabbit in the world
**[11:50] Shiro**
was 1 meter and 32 cm long!
**[11:54] Hime**
Wow, really?
**[11:56] Hina**
Your trivia really is
always handy, Siro-chan!
**[11:59] Hime**
Sure is!
***SIGN*** Everyone's
Virtual-san
***SIGN*** Pen Name: Villager 2
***SIGN*** We want to see your characters!
Check out the *Virtualsan - Looking*
official website for details!
**[12:08] Villager**
The whole world finding out
about your preferences!
**[12:13] Villager**
That's what this corner boils down to.
***SIGN*** Everyone's
Virtual-san
***SIGN*** It's 3 PM,
Class President.
**[12:22] Mito**
I wonder who's visiting today?
**[12:29] Alice**
Hello! Class Prez!
**[12:31] Mito**
Oh, I see Mononobe Alice
is my guest this week.
**[12:33] Alice**
I get to have afterschool
tea time with the Class Prez!
**[12:36] Mito**
You're coming dangerously close to
trademark infringement, Alice-chan!
**[12:38] Mito**
Let's walk that back!
**[12:39] Alice**
Okay!
**[12:40] Mito**
A tea party, eh?
Well, you're not exactly wrong.
**[12:45] Mito**
Today let's make it an ultimate
decision committee/tea party!
**[12:47] Today's Topic**
Here is today's topic.
**[12:49] ---**
Which would you prefer to
be served at a tea party?
**[12:52] A**
Noni juice.
**[12:53] B**
Senburicha.
**[12:54] Alice**
Senburicha... that's a Japanese tea, yes?
**[12:57] Mito**
Seems like it, right?
**[12:58] Alice**
And noni juice is juice, not tea!
**[13:00] Mito**
You are correct.
**[13:01] Alice**
I had something called aojiru for a
segment once, and it was surprisingly good!
**[13:06] Mito**
That was supposed to be a penalty for you,
**[13:08] Mito**
and when you said it was surprisingly good,
you sabotaged the point of you drinking it!
**[13:12] Mito**
You're supposed to give a big
reaction about how bad it tastes!
**[13:15] Alice**
I guess so! Sorry!
**[13:16] Mito**
But that honesty is part of what
people love about you, Alice-chan.
**[13:19] Alice**
Thank you!
**[13:20] Mito**
I honestly haven't had noni
juice before, myself...
**[13:22] Alice**
Oh, I have!
**[13:25] Mito**
You have?
**[13:26] Alice**
It had kind of a stingy taste.
**[13:29] Mito**
That doesn't sound good after all.
**[13:31] Mito**
But they do say that the worse things taste,
the better they are for you.
**[13:34] Mito**
Granted, that's a bit of folk wisdom.
**[13:36] Mito**
Oh, it's already 3 PM!
**[13:37] Mito**
Alice-chan, since we have both here today,
why don't we drink them to decide?
**[13:42] Mito**
I'll go with the noni juice.
**[13:43] Alice**
Then I'll go with B, the Japanese senburicha!
**[13:47] Mito**
All right, here we go!
**[13:48] Mito**
Ready and...
**[13:50] Mito**
What the...
**[13:52] Alice**
This is better than I thought!
**[13:53] Mito**
Hey... reactions are supposed to be...
**[13:55] Mito**
As a streamer...
***SIGN*** It's 3 PM,
Class President.
**[14:01] Shiro**
Virtual-san is watching!
**[14:04] Shiro**
Smash, smash, smash!
***SIGN*** Unity-chan Wants to
Roll Around
**[14:07] Unity**
Unity-chan...
**[14:10] Gori**
* It's an honor. This is*
* Virtual-san is looking.*
**[14:13] Mito**
*Now, we've got a letter to look at.*
**[14:15] Unity**
Wait. If this show is on...
**[14:19] Unity**
Today's...
**[14:20] ---**
Wednesday?!
**[14:24] Unity**
Oh, crap, I forgot my report!
**[14:28] Unity**
Why does this happen?!
**[14:30] Unity**
How does it keep happening?! Man...
**[14:34] Unity**
Ow.
***SIGN*** Everyone's
Virtual-san
**[14:38] Lily**
A good lily afternoon to everyone!
***SIGN*** Pen Name: Amatsuka Liliel
***SIGN*** We want to see your characters!
Check out the *Virtualsan - Looking*
official website for details!
**[14:41] Lily**
I'm the angel, Amatsuka Liliel!
**[14:44] Lily**
I'm training in the human world
to become an archangel some day!
***SIGN*** Everyone's
Virtual-san
***SIGN*** Previously on Kerin Slayer
**[14:55] Elu**
Hold it right there.
**[14:56] Everybody**
Who are you?
***SIGN*** Kerin Slayer.
**[15:00] Kerin**
Elu-san, is that you?
**[15:03] Hina**
Elu-san? You mean the legendary, beautiful
god elf known throughout the land,
**[15:07] Hina**
Elu-san the Elf?!
**[15:09] Hime**
Yeah but I'm pretty sure
she didn't look like that!
**[15:12] Hime**
She looks kinda pale!
**[15:13] Hime**
And with really dry skin!
**[15:15] Kerin**
There's a story behind it all.
**[15:16] Hina**
There is?
**[15:18] Kerin**
Fine, then. Since you guys are here,
you might as well take a seat.
**[15:20] Hime**
Okay, then...
**[15:21] Hime**
Down we go...
**[15:21] Kerin**
You too, Keblin.
**[15:24] Kerin**
See, Elu-san is an elf girl who
came here from another the world.
**[15:28] Hime**
Yeah, I know!
**[15:29] Hime**
She's even in the wiki.
**[15:32] Kerin**
But one day, there was this big disaster.
**[15:34] Hina**
Disaster?
**[15:35] Kerin**
It was burned down! Her homeland, the forest.
**[15:39] Kerin**
*The forest... forest...*
**[15:43] Hina**
It was a real tragedy.
**[15:44] Hime**
You know about it, Hina?
**[15:46] Hina**
No, I just wanted to say that.
**[15:50] Hina**
Continue the story.
**[15:52] Kerin**
Elu-san rushed back to the forest,
but it was already too late.
**[15:56] Kerin**
The entire place had been scorched,
with her kin burnt to death.
**[15:58] Hime**
Oh no... that's terrible.
**[16:00] Kerin**
She was so wrought with grape sor...
**[16:02] Kerin**
She was so fought with... grave...
**[16:07] Kerin**
She was so fraught with great sorrow,
Elu-san used all of her life energy
**[16:11] Kerin**
to cast a spell to revive the forest.
**[16:14] Hina**
I know that spell!
**[16:16] Hina**
It's Return-the-Forest-Spirit-Head, right?
**[16:17] Kerin**
No!
**[16:19] Kerin**
The forest was restored, but Elu-san
paid the price, and was turned to stone.
**[16:25] Hime**
What a sad story.
**[16:27] Kerin**
Yeah. And ever since I heard about it,
**[16:30] ---**
I've been studying magic to restore her,
here in the forests of Gunma.
**[16:35] Hina**
Sorry we barged in here without knowing.
**[16:38] Kerin**
The timing actually works out.
I actually just finished the spell.
**[16:42] Hime**
Wow, convenient!
**[16:45] Kerin**
Forests, earth, birds!
**[16:47] Kerin**
Let your life force fuel my magic circle,
and release Elu-san from her petrification!
**[16:53] Kerin**
Elu Dorado!
***SIGN*** Elu-san—!
**[17:00] Gori**
Hello.
**[17:05] Gori**
Hello.
***SIGN*** Sister!
**[17:16] Uma**
I hope this works today.
**[17:18] Uma**
Hear me out, Sister.
**[17:19] Sister**
What is it, dear horse?
**[17:20] Uma**
There's a girl who I
really want to tell how—
**[17:22] Sora**
Listen, Sister!
**[17:27] Sister**
What is it?
**[17:28] Sora**
I wanted to make breakfast for a friend,
but all I could make was a mushy fried egg!
**[17:33] Sora**
I just know they hate me now!
**[17:35] Sister**
You have nothing to worry about.
**[17:38] Sister**
Cooking is all about love and sincerity.
**[17:40] Sister**
As long as your feelings were conveyed,
the appearance doesn't matter.
**[17:43] Sora**
That's a relief.
**[17:45] Sister**
And even if it's mushy, two pieces of bread
can make it into a lovely egg sandwich.
**[17:51] Sora**
I get it!
**[17:52] Sora**
Okay, tomorrow, I'm gonna pull this off!
**[17:56] Sister**
May you be virtually blessed.
**[17:58] Uma**
An egg sandwich sounds delicious!
***SIGN*** Sister!
**[18:05] Aoi**
Virtual-san is looking!
**[18:06] Aoi**
So look, look, look at this!
**[18:10] Hina**
Okay, I've got a letter right here!
**[18:13] Hina**
From pen name "The Pen Is
Virtual Division the Sword-san."
**[18:17] Hina**
Thanks for writing in!
**[18:17] Girls**
Thank you!
**[18:21] Hina**
Let's see, "I've always loved hip hop."
**[18:24] Hina**
"And I was curious if
you all listened to it."
**[18:26] Hina**
"If you don't mind, I'd like to
hear you all do freestyle raps."
**[18:29] Hina**
So it says!
***SIGN*** Letter: Let's hear some
freestyle raps
**[18:30] Hinata**
This is bad!
**[18:32] Mito**
I can't possibly do something like this,
not in sudden death mode.
**[18:35] Hina**
If you're virtual Youtubers,
surely you can rap a bit?
**[18:41] Hina**
Everybody ready?
**[18:42] Hinata**
No!
**[18:45] Mito**
Uh, what? Who are you supposed
to be? What is this?
**[18:48] Mito**
It's an earthquake!
**[18:49] Shiro**
What the heck?
**[18:50] Mito**
A heartbeat?
**[18:50] Hina**
It's beatboxing...
**[18:51] Hime**
Oh, that's it!
**[18:53] Hina**
Hina's going first!
**[18:55] Hime**
Yeah!
**[18:55] Hina**
Gonna drop a beat on them with a virtual rap!
**[18:58] All**
Yeah!
**[18:59] Mito**
Wow, she's actually got it down!
**[19:01] Hina**
Woo! Uh... don't stop the backbeat, please.
**[19:03] Girls**
Oh, okay.
**[19:05] Hina**
What's up with winter,
who you supposed to be?
**[19:07] Hina**
Winter, for you, hot water for stew!
**[19:09] Hina**
Hey! Yo! Check it out!
**[19:11] Hina**
Next up!
**[19:13] Shiro**
I'm the girl up next after Hina!
**[19:15] Shiro**
Gonna break a beat, so let's-a go!
**[19:17] Shiro**
It's winter, I've been here, no fear!
**[19:23] Hinata**
To all the boys and girls on the streets
**[19:25] Hinata**
Styling to the beats!
**[19:26] Hinata**
Independent, born to rend it,
if there's bad we better end it!
**[19:29] Hinata**
The young kids born into a paper society!
**[19:32] Hinata**
But we're not gonna split
or take the demerit!
**[19:36] Hinata**
We've got work steady, ready,
like a turtle in an eddy! Yeah!
**[19:39] Hime**
Turtle in a what?!
**[19:40] Hime**
Turtles?
**[19:41] Hinata**
Next up, next up, next up, next up!
**[19:44] Hime**
The rowdy girl named Tanaka Hime!
**[19:46] Hime**
Someone said turtle and
I don't know what to say!
**[19:49] Hime**
If a turtle crawls under your table,
**[19:51] Hime**
and lifts it up is it port-able?
**[19:53] Hime**
Yo! Next up is Akari-chan!
**[20:00] Akari**
You know what's sexy? Turtles!
**[20:03] Mito**
Damn it!
**[20:04] Mito**
Damn it...!
**[20:09] Akari**
You know what's sexy? Turtles!
**[20:11] Akari**
And you know what turtles are? Sexy!
**[20:14] Mito**
Change the subject!
**[20:15] Mito**
Please, change the subject, Akari-san!
**[20:19] Akari**
This is hard, really hard,
and I'm bad, I admit!
**[20:22] Akari**
But if sexy is the subject, then I love it!
**[20:25] Akari**
Nothing's funner than sexy stuff, yo!
**[20:27] Akari**
Now, Mito-chan, say something sexy!
**[20:30] Mito**
I have to do a sexy rap now?!
**[20:32] Hinata**
Go, go, go...
**[20:34] Mito**
All right, here I go...
**[20:36] Mito**
This is it!
**[20:37] Mito**
I like citrus, so have a
happy Merry Christmas.
**[20:39] Mito**
I, uh...
**[20:40] Mito**
Speaking of snow, there's snowballs...
**[20:41] Mito**
Throw balls... a lot of... throwing...
**[20:46] Mito**
A whole lot!
**[20:46] Mito**
I'm really just throwing whatever out now.
**[20:49] Mito**
This isn't rap anymore.
**[20:50] Hime**
Any ideas?
**[20:51] Mito**
Right, rap, rap...
**[20:52] Mito**
Let's see...
**[20:54] Mito**
I'm good at throwing balls of snow.
**[20:56] Mito**
Show, flow, bow and arrow!
**[21:02] Mito**
Uh, and next... uh...
**[21:04] Mito**
Who hasn't gone yet?
**[21:05] Mito**
Did you go yet, Hina-san?
**[21:07] Girls**
That's it! That's everyone!
**[21:08] Mito**
Oh, is that everyone? We're done!
**[21:10] Akari**
Finish it up with something cool!
**[21:12] Mito**
Last one, last bun, last run...
**[21:15] Mito**
I won. Are we done? Can I stop?
**[21:18] Shiro**
Now that's what I call virtual Youtubers!
**[21:22] Mito**
It certainly is...
**[21:24] Hina**
And that wraps it up for this week!
**[21:27] Hina**
And so, until next week...
**[21:29] Hina**
Virtual-san is looking!
***SIGN*** Rindo Mikoto
**[23:11] Rindo**
I'm the oni queen, Rindo Mikoto.
**[23:13] Rindo**
Now, you delightful children of man,
**[23:15] Rindo**
during the Setsubun holiday,
you like to shout,
**[23:18] ---**
"Oni get out, fortune come in,"
and then throw beans at us, yes?
**[23:21] Rindo**
But even oni can hurt,
and not just physically.
**[23:24] Rindo**
You also shouldn't waste food.
**[23:27] Rindo**
Which is why I always make a point
to catch it all in my mouth.
**[23:30] Rindo**
Next time is "Erupt!
Maximum Magic, Buchitova."
***SIGN*** Next Time
"Erupt! Maximum Magic, Buchitova."
**[23:33] Rindo**
Virtual-san will still be looking next week.