E6 - PP Dance Festival Source: Crunchyroll Translator: Editor: Timer: QC: (Please feel free to edit the speaker names if incomplete or inaccurate. Names are handled on a best-effort basis depending on the info on the source file. Dialogue is left as is.) [00:03] Peanut     Y'know, Oda Nobunaga used to     call Hideyoshi a "bald rat." [00:07] Uma     Yo! Bald peanut! [00:08] Peanut     I'm not bald, you horsey bastard! [00:10] Uma     Hey, hey! [00:13] Hina     There's a gym and this huge library. [00:16] Hina     This dorm is really something! I love it! [00:19] Shiro     Considering how big it is, maybe there's     an entrance to a secret room somewhere! [00:23] Hime     Like the kind where you say     a password for it to open? [00:26] Hime     Hm... Open, Comăneci! [00:29] Hime     Wow, something actually came out! Awesome! [00:33] Hinata     What the heck is this? Holy cow!      It's a whole secret base! [00:37] Hinata     So cool! What's it for?     What's the special mission? [00:39] Akari     Oh, Hinata's hype meter is maxed out! [00:43] Mito     Tanaka, take it away. [00:44] Hime     Aye-aye, sir! [00:45] ---     This is being called "Operation:     Let's All Work Hard to [00:47] ---     Actually Do the Title Call     so the Opening Can Play!" [00:50] ---     Ready, and... [00:51] Everyone     Virtual-san is looking! [02:37] Kaede     I choose you! Virtual-san is looking. [02:50] Kaede     Last week ended up turning into     a talent contest, somehow. [02:53] Ryo     Especially in Miria-chan's case. [02:54] Miria     It's fine! Those mini-mes     were really cute, right? [02:57] Haruto     We'd be in dire straights     with any more pink fools! [03:00] Miria     Oh, right! I came up with a new plan! [03:03] Kaede     Just what we needed!     Let's hear it, Miria-chan! [03:06] Miria     I call it "Operation: Every Rose Has     Its Toxins! Deadly Poison Cooking!" [03:11] Haruto     Cooking? You maniac, are you     trying to get the chief to—?! [03:14] Miria     Shh! [03:14] Kaede     Trying to get me to do what? [03:16] Miria     Well, Kaede-chan, since we'll need to take     our time and have a briefing on the plan, [03:20] Miria     maybe you should make     some cookies beforehand! [03:22] Ryo     Miria-chan, you can't— [03:24] Kaede     Cookies, huh! It's been a while! [03:27] Kaede     I'm gonna do my best, then! [03:29] ---     Which way was the kitchen again? [03:30] Kaede     I think this is the first time     I've cooked on this battleship! [03:32] Haruto     You pink fool! How could you     incite the chief like this?! [03:35] Miria     Shut up! You know as well as I do how     powerful Kaede-chan's deadly poison cooking is! [03:39] Ryo     Miria-chan, you can't... [03:41] Ryo     Our sweet chief is going to become a vessel     for something from another reality... [03:44] Miria     But if we feed the stuff to our     enemies, they'll be totally toast! [03:46] Haruto     You do make a type of sense, but... [03:50] Ryo     What was that?! [03:51] Haruto     An enemy attack?! Damn them! [03:53] Miria     No! The explosion came from the kitchen! [03:57] Ryo     That was the chief! [03:58] Miria     Oh, no! I never bothered to look     into how Kaede-chan actually cooks! [04:02] Haruto     At this rate, the battleship will be scuttled     before we can feed our foes the cookies! [04:06] Kaede     Sorry for scaring you all! [04:08] Kaede     It's been a while, so I tried my best! [04:10] Kaede     The cookies are ready, though! [04:12] Haruto     Such an aura! Is it dark matter?! [04:15] Miria     Talk about intense. [04:17] Kaede     Come on! Eat up! And we'll go over the plan. [04:20] Miria     Kaede-chan, the plan is to give     these cookies to our enemies, [04:24] Miria     and then take them out while     they're enjoying the snack! [04:27] Ryo     Okay, good explanation! [04:28] Kaede     Oh, so that's the plan! [04:31] Kaede     I'll make some more, then! [04:32] Kaede     That way you all can eat these! [04:35] Kaede     Go on, don't be shy! [04:36] Haruto     Hey, pink fool, we're gonna     have to brace ourselves. [04:39] Miria     Harutrash, you... [04:42] Miria     I guess it'd be rude to     Kaede-chan, otherwise. [04:44] Miria     Ready to do this, Ryo-kun? [04:47] Everybody     Thanks for the cookies. SIGN    1 Minute Later [04:54] Kaede     Guys! Who did this to you?! [04:57] Miria     I knew my plan was a good one. [05:04] Kaede     The Game Club's galactic conquest continues! [05:12] Call     Virtual Grandmother! [05:16] Grandma     Choda no Retsu. SIGN    Today's Phrase:     Choda no Retsu SIGN    Grandma [05:19] Banner     As in, a particularly long line. [05:21] Banner     Are there any places you can think     of when it comes to long lines? [05:26] Banner     For me, it's movie theaters. [05:29] Grandma     In the old days, no matter where you went,     they used to always be really crowded. [05:33] Grandma     You'd end up having to stand to watch! SIGN    Grandma [05:35] Grandma     That was actually something that     was allowed in theaters back then. [05:41] Grandma     This was on top of doing     double and triple features. [05:44] Grandma     A particular memory I have     about going to the movies [05:47] ---     is the music acts that would play during     the intermissions for double features. [05:52] Grandma     This was actually a thing, in the old days. [05:54] Grandma     The screen would rise up,     and there'd be a stage behind it. [05:57] Grandma     With performances by singers and bands. [06:00] Grandma     They'd be on standby behind the screen     until it was time for them to perform, [06:06] Grandma     so they could actually enjoy the movie     from back there while they were waiting! SIGN    Grandma [06:11] Grandma     And then after the movie ended,      they'd play in the theater again. [06:15] Grandma     By the way, a movie that made a big     impression on me at the time was Mothra! [06:23] Grandma     I'm a bit like her myself, nowadays.     Whoosh! You know? Whoosh! SIGN    Grandma [06:31] Grandma     Whoosh, whoosh, whoosh! [06:37] Grandma     Whoosh! SIGN    Grandma [06:39] Grandma     Whoosh! [06:42] Grandma     Whoosh! [06:49] Akari     V-V-Virtual-san is looking! [06:53] Aoi     Y-You don't have to look, if you want. [06:57] Aoi     But I want you to. [06:59] Aoi     Virtual-san is looking! [07:07] Gori     What's the matter? [07:09] Aoi     Nothing. [07:11] Gori     If you don't mind talking to     a gorilla, you can tell me. [07:14] Aoi     Thank you, Gori-chan. [07:21] Aoi     See, I... [07:22] Gori     Hello? [07:24] Aoi     ...wanna go into space. [07:28] Gori     Hello! SIGN    Fuji Aoi! SIGN    Fuji Aoi Park [07:33] Gori     Hello. SIGN    Hinata-chan Heads to     School [07:38] Hinata     This is bad! Real bad! But I can't panic. [07:42] Hinata     It'll be rough, though. [07:44] Hinata     There are two generators     I still need to repair. [07:47] Hinata     Probably on the other side     of this bridge, but... [07:49] Hinata     But should I really go across? [07:51] Hinata     It'd mean leaving the other     survivors on this side. [07:55] Hinata     In that other round, I let them     all die and survived by myself. [07:59] Hinata     Maybe that's why I have no friends. [08:02] Hinata     But if the killer crosses the     bridge, they'll be able to [08:05] ---     see me in the distance,     and I'll be dead in no time! [08:08] Hinata     Dead or alive! [08:13] Hinata     Okay, let's do it! [08:14] Hinata     Even if it means betraying the others,     I've gotta find those generators! [08:19] Hinata     Crap, I ran. [08:21] Hinata     I'm gonna die! SIGN    Hinata-chan Heads to      School [08:27] Hime     Big trouble, big trouble! SIGN    Big trouble, Akari-chan! [08:33] Hime     Akari-chan, there's big trouble! [08:40] Akari     What is it, Hime? [08:42] Hime     Man, I'm rusty! Here, read this! [08:44] Hime     Just read it already! [08:45] Akari     Okay, okay! [08:48] Akari     "Hello, Akari-san." [08:48] Hime     H'lo. [08:49] Akari     Hello! [08:50] Hime     H'lo! [08:50] Akari     "The other day, I heard     rumors that a friend was [08:53] ---     badmouthing me, and got depressed about it." [08:55] Akari     "These weren't things     said directly to my face, [08:58] ---     but I thought this person and I were good     friends, so it came as a huge shock." [09:02] Akari     "I've had trouble talking     to them ever since." [09:05] ---     "What do you think I should do?" SIGN    Problem: Badmouthed by a friend [09:07] Hime     That's sad! [09:10] Akari     Hey Hime, try badmouthing me! [09:13] Hime     Badmouth you?! [09:14] Akari     Yeah. [09:15] Hime     Y-You got black panties! [09:16] Akari     Uh, hang on, is that supposed to be bad? [09:18] Hime     W-Was it supposed to be? [09:20] Akari     Don't you always show     off your panties, Hime? [09:22] Hime     Yes, I am! Here, see? [09:24] Hime     Whoo. [09:25] Hime     Whacha think? [09:28] Hime     Uh, Mirai-san? Hey, are you there? [09:30] Hime     Mirai-san! [09:32] Yami     How about a rap battle where you both     just get it all out in the open? SIGN    Hikari SIGN    Yami [09:36] Hikari     That's not a bad idea! [09:38] Yami     If you're gonna talk crap to someone else, [09:40] Yami     you may as well say it to the     person you've got an issue with. [09:43] Hikari     Wow, Yami-chan, you're making sense! [09:46] Yami     Oh, damn, that's kind of OOC. [09:50] Hime     Hello? Hello! Earth to Mirai-san! [09:54] Akari     Oh man, something smells a lot like panties. [09:57] Hime     Smells?! [09:58] Akari     Y'know, like pumpkins. I wonder what it is? [10:02] Akari     Anyway, pen name "Aruto-kun"! [10:04] Akari     Here's the bottom line! [10:07] Hime     Is she going to get to it?     Her bottom... line? [10:11] Akari     You need to embrace your friend. [10:13] ---     Period! [10:15] Hime     So fast! [10:16] Hime     So the idea is to shut the person who     was saying bad things up, huh?! Awesome! [10:21] Akari     Tanaka, do you know what I mean     when I say "embrace" them? [10:24] Hime     Embrace? No. I'm just a little girl, so nope. [10:27] Akari     Well, what you do is... SIGN     and then their so     then you the over     to , and then gets ,     and you put into      with aimed at... SIGN    ° Since it was full of , this scene was [10:34] Hime     I get it! It's some kind     of beeping party, right? [10:37] Akari     Bingo! [10:38] Hime     Okay, I'm gonna go to the bookstore     and look up some books on beeping! [10:41] Akari     Wait! [10:42] Akari     Wait, wait! You're too young     to mess with that stuff! [10:44] Akari     They won't even let you into     that corner of the book store! [10:47] Hime     Beep, peep, pee, Peenut-kun! Yeah! [10:51] Peanuts     That's not how you spell my name! [11:01] Hinata     Hello, everybody! [11:04] Hinata     You keeping it virtual out there? [11:05] Hinata     Because it's time for Virtual Radio! [11:08] Hinata     We've got another virtual banger     for you today. You ready for this? [11:13] Hinata     This one... [11:14] Hinata     has got a wild style, but refined production,      a real goriginal song! [11:17] Hinata     The yearning in the lyrics left me     with a g-ape-ing hole in my heart, [11:22] Hinata     a real miraculous, heart-string-twinging,     lovely, drumming ook-ook song! [11:26] Hinata     With his natural strength,     he gives you wild power! [11:28] Hinata     Let me throw it on for you. [11:30] Hinata     This is Virtual Gorilla's "Like a Gorilla!" SIGN    "Like a Gorilla"      By: Virtual Gorilla [12:02] Hinata     Now that's a nice virtual song! [12:05] Hinata     That was "Like A Gorilla" by Virtual Gorilla! [12:09] Hinata     See you next time, gori gori master! [12:19] Toya     Yeah! Virtual-san is looking! Ready, go! SIGN    Trivia     Diner [12:27] Shiro     Oh, Iroha-chan! Welcome! [12:30] Kaede     I am so fed up! [12:33] Kaede     Can I get some trivia about     strawberries, please? SIGN    "Strawberries" [12:41] Shiro     Sure, coming right up! [12:43] Shiro     Did you know that strawberries     aren't actually berries? [12:50] Iroha     Mm, I could go for more. [12:53] Iroha     Give me another. SIGN    Trivia, go! [13:00] Shiro     Well, two strawberries contain about as     much Vitamin C as your typical lemon. [13:05] Shiro     But that's if we're talking     about typically-sized ones. [13:08] Shiro     In 2015, the Guinness World Record     for biggest strawberry weighed [13:14] ---     250 grams, and was 12 cm long and     8 cm wide, like a meat bun! [13:21] Shiro     It makes you wonder how many lemons     worth of vitamin C that one had, huh? [13:24] Shiro     And it turns out that this record     is held by a farmer in Fukuoka! [13:29] Shiro     And did you know that strawberries     are part of the Rosaceae family? [13:32] Shiro     Belonging to the same family as roses     adds a bit of wonder, doesn't it? [13:36] Shiro     Now you know those little things     that poke out of a strawberry? [13:42] Shiro     You might think, aren't the     thorns on roses on the stem? [13:46] Shiro     Well, it turns out, the part of the     strawberries we eat are considered part of the stem! [13:50] Shiro     And the little grain things on     strawberries are actually their seeds! [13:57] Iroha     Wow, really? [13:59] ---     Your trivia is always handy, Siro-chan! SIGN    Everyone's     Virtual-san SIGN    Pen Name: Satou-san SIGN    We want to see your characters!     Check out the Virtualsan - Looking      official website for details! [14:11] Satou     I am so tired today... [14:14] Satou     I know! [14:15] Satou     I can watch Virtual-san! [14:18] Satou     But I'm so sleepy. SIGN    Everyone's     Virtual-san SIGN    It's 3 PM,     Class President. [14:25] Mito     Now then, who did I manage to drag in today? [14:33] Rin     Mito-san! [14:34] Rin     Do you know where I can find     some shredded-looking gentlemen? [14:36] Mito     ShizuRin-senpai, calm down. [14:38] Mito     That was just a lie I told you to     get you to show up for the segment! [14:41] Mito     Now then, ShizuRin-senpai, it's time for the     the ultimate "Would you rather" committee. [14:45] Rin     But... [14:46] Mito     Which would you rather see in person? [14:48] Mito     A) Cyber Girl Siro-chan changing clothes. [14:51] Mito     Or B) Tokino Sora-chan changing clothes. [14:53] Rin     I'm watching them change?! [14:54] Mito     That's right. [14:55] Rin     Well, I'd like to see more of Siro-san, [14:57] ---     but since I'm friends with     Sora, I guess I'd pick B? [15:00] Mito     Oh, B, then? [15:01] Mito     I figured that you'd be so fixated on abs     that you'd go for that one, ShizuRin-Senpai. [15:04] Rin     Good point. I guess it's because... y'know? [15:05] ---     How Sora-san sings so hard? [15:07] Mito     True enough. [15:08] Rin     It makes me wonder how     ripped her abs must be. [15:10] Mito     Yeah. Idols have to be in shape, after all. [15:12] Mito     But then again,     Siro-chan is an idol cadet herself. [15:15] Rin     Yeah. [15:16] Mito     But Siro-chan kind of     gives off a fluffy feel. [15:18] Rin     Now that you mention it,     I bet her tummy is amazing. [15:20] Mito     It just comes down to     different types of appeal. [15:22] ---     She's the good kind of curvy. [15:24] Mito     Where there's just enough meat,      that's Siro-san! SIGN    *This is her personal opinion [15:27] Mito     These are crucial details. [15:28] Rin     I kind of feel like we've got     a difference of opinion here. [15:29] Mito     Maybe. [15:30] Mito     But y'know, if the network is letting us talk     about this, I wonder if they'll let us see it? [15:36] Rin     Oh, you're getting my hopes up. [15:37] Mito     We can actually watch them change, right? [15:40] Mito     Oh, it's already 3 PM! [15:41] Rin     Ding dong ding dong... [15:41] Mito     That being the case the answer is... [15:43] Mito     A! Watching Cyber Girl     Siro-chan change, in person! [15:46] Rin     I kind of want to know why you     bothered asking me on, then? [15:48] Mito     And now the committee is closed! [15:50] Mito     If you want to see Siro-san change,     I can arrange it for 10,000 yen! [15:52] Mito     If that's the right answer,     we can actually show it, right? [15:54] Mito     Ask the network if we can put— SIGN    It's 3 PM,     Class President. [16:00] Elu     Virtual-san is looking, el-el! SIGN    Unity-chan Wants to     Roll Around [16:07] Unity     It's okay! I broke it, so I can fix it! [16:11] Unity     No real reason to be sure of that, but... [16:12] Unity     That doesn't look right. [16:15] Unity     How am I gonna explain this to Dad? [16:18] Unity     I don't know where people get the idea that     I wreck any machine I touch, anyway. [16:21] Unity     Shouldn't a combat robot     be more durable, anyway? [16:25] Unity     Let's see... [16:27] Unity     No! Calm down, just wait a second, and... SIGN    Everyone's     Virtual-san [16:37] Lulu     Good-lulu morning everyone! SIGN    Pen Name: Ayamaki Lulu SIGN    We want to see your characters!     Check out the Virtualsan - Looking      official website for details! [16:39] Lulu     I'm the virtual fallen     angel idol, Ayamaki Lulu. [16:42] Lulu     My favorite food is apple pie. [16:45] Lulu     My least favorite is basically     all fresh vegetables. SIGN    Everyone's     Virtual-san SIGN    Previously on Kerin Slayer. [16:53] Hime & Hina     In the name of the Girly Girl Empire! [16:55] Kerin     Blast 'em! [16:56] Elu     Hold it right there! [16:57] Everybody     That voice... SIGN    Kerin Slayer. [17:02] Kerin     Elu-san?! [17:03] Hina     We finally meet! [17:04] Hina     The legendary, beautiful god elf! [17:06] Hina     Eru-san's here! [17:11] Hime     What was that?! Why? [17:13] Kerin     What did you two just do? [17:15] Hime     I didn't do anything! [17:16] Hina     Wait, was it me? [17:18] Hime     What just happened? [17:19] Hime     Try remembering and doing it again! [17:22] Hina     The legendary, beautiful god elf! [17:26] Hime     Nothing's happening. [17:27] Hime     It seemed like lightning magic before. [17:29] Hina     True, it looked kind of like the     light of El Thunder, didn't it? [17:35] Hime     I've got it! [17:36] Hime     "Elu-san's here," is what you thought [17:37] Hime     and "Elu-san's here," is what you said, [17:39] Hime     but it sounded like     "El Thunder" for some reason! [17:42] Kerin     Why only me?! [17:44] Hina     Oh, sorry! [17:45] Hina     Hime, cut that out! You can't say El Thunder! [17:50] Kerin     I'm not a lightning rod, damn it! [17:53] Hime     Wow, this is really easy to do! [17:55] Hime     El Thunder! [17:57] Kerin     Please stop! [17:59] Hina     Stop it! Kerin's life points     dropped to 0 a long time ago! [18:02] Kerin     After three hard months, I was     finally able to meet Elu-san. [18:07] Kerin     So why am I being fried with     lightning like this? [18:10] Hime     I didn't mean anything by it. My bad, my bad! [18:13] Kerin     But the lightning has cracked the statue. [18:18] Elu     Hi everybody, and good elfning! [18:21] Elu     I'm here from the land of elves,     the high-minded elven beauty, Elu! [18:27] Kerin     The real Elu-san's here! [18:35] Hime     Huh, what happened to Kerin? [18:37] Hina     He went somewhere... [18:38] Elu     Was someone else here? SIGN    Kerin Slayer SIGN    To Be Continued SIGN    Sister! [18:53] Uma     I really hope you can hear     me out today, Sister. [18:55] Sister     What is it, dear horse? [18:57] Uma     Well there's— [18:57] Sora     Listen, Sister! [19:03] Sister     What is it? [19:05] Sora     I keep forgetting to lock     the door when I go out. [19:07] Sora     How can I stop being so forgetful? [19:10] Sister     It sounds like you're     just not cautious enough. [19:12] Sora     Yeah... [19:12] Sister     I understand. I know what     you can do to solve this. [19:16] Sora     Really?! [19:17] Sister     Change your phone's lock     screen to the keyhole. [19:20] Sora     What do you mean? [19:21] Sister     When you're on your way out,     you'll likely give it a casual glance. [19:23] Sister     But if your lock screen is the keyhole,      if you've forgotten, it'll remind you. [19:29] Sora     I get it! When I get home, I better     take a picture of the lock! [19:36] Sister     May you be virtually blessed. [19:38] Uma     Sora-Sora! You dropped your key! SIGN    Sister! [19:44] Peanuts     I wanna be popular! [19:46] Peanuts     Virtual-san is looking. [19:50] Hinata     'Kay, we've got a letter here. [19:52] Hinata     From pen name "King of Kings." [19:55] Everybody     Thanks for writing! [19:57] Hinata     "I have a question for you all." [19:59] Hinata     "If you were the kings of a country,     what kind of nation would you build?" [20:05] Hinata     He asks. [20:05] Hina     Good question! SIGN    If you were king,      what would your      kingdom be like? [20:07] Akari     If I was royalty, I'd want to make     a law where wherever I went out, [20:13] Akari     I'd be nude! [20:17] Mito     Please stop making me want things! [20:19] Shiro     Oh, me! Me, me, me, me! [20:20] Hinata     Go ahead, Siro-chan. [20:21] Shiro     If I was an awesome king, I'd make it     so that men could wear skirts, too. [20:29] Hime     I like the sound of that! [20:29] Akari     I think they do that in England! [20:31] Hina     If I was queen, let's see... [20:34] Hina     I'd order anime adaptations     for all my favorite manga! [20:37] Hime     Wow! That'd be crazy! [20:39] Hina     By my command! [20:39] Hikari     That's awesome! I love it! [20:41] Mito     Silence, all of you. [20:43] Mito     Show some royal dignity. [20:45] Hina     Lower your heads, all of you! [20:47] Mito     Let's see... [20:48] Mito     I think I'd make everyone     carry around 50 kg weights, [20:51] ---     form a line, and then wander the desert, [20:54] Mito     with only the survivors being able to return     to society, so that it would be more fit. [20:57] Hime     That's so scary! [20:59] Shiro     Like some kind of battle royal? [21:00] Akari     That's really crazy! [21:01] Mito     Something along those lines. [21:03] Hinata     Okay, I'll wrap things up! [21:05] Everybody     Yeah! [21:06] Hinata     I hereby declare that that     is all for this week. [21:09] Shiro     Yeah! [21:09] Hinata     So, until next time, [21:12] All     Virtual-san is looking! SIGN    Kitakami Futaba SIGN    Yamato Iori [22:52] Futaba     Goodtaba evening, Kitakami Futaba here. [22:55] Iori     Good morning, Yamato Iori here. [22:57] Futaba     They said we could say whatever we     want during the next episode preview, [23:00] ---     so what should we talk about? [23:02] Iori     How about you show off your tongue     twister skill, Futaba-chan? [23:06] Futaba     Sounds good! Give me one, come on! [23:08] Iori     Okay, how about, "She sells     sea shells by the she—" [23:12] Iori     Aw, I messed up. [23:14] Futaba     No you didn't! [23:15] Iori     I didn't?! SIGN    Next Time     "I'm Salty" SIGN    Next time is "I'm Salty." [23:19] Futaba     Until next week— [23:20] Both     Virtual-san is looking!