# E8 - White Tears
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/watch/GR79D02K6/white-tears)
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**[00:01] Peanut**
They say Fukuzawa Yukichi was the first
guy to do college-style lectures in Japan.
**[00:05] Uma**
Okay, lecture me, Peanut-kun!
Three, two, one, go!
**[00:08] Peanut**
Like I'm gonna bother when you'll
just forget it, you horsey bastard!
**[00:10] Uma**
Hey, hey!
**[00:13] Hina**
Okay, are you ready?
**[00:15] Hina**
"Virtual-san is looking."
**[00:18] Shiro**
Looking...
**[00:20] Shiro**
*Looking For Love*, that musical!
*Looking for Love*...
**[00:25] Hime**
Oh, love...
**[00:27] Hime**
*Love or Money*!
**[00:29] Hime**
I think that's one!
**[00:31] Hime**
The movie *Love or Money*!
**[00:33] Mito**
Money... Money...
**[00:35] Mito**
*Money Train*? The movie.
**[00:40] Akari**
Train, huh? Movies that start with train...
**[00:43] Akari**
*How to Train Your Dragon*?
**[00:45] Akari**
Wait, no... *Training Day*! Yeah.
**[00:51] Hinata**
Day... Day... Day...
**[00:55] Hinata**
Day of the...?
**[01:03] Hinata**
*Day of the Dead* is a movie.
**[01:06] Hinata**
*Deadpool*!
**[01:14] Mito**
Ready, and..
**[01:16] Everybody**
Virtual-san is looking!
**[03:04] Akari**
Virtual-san is looking.
***SIGN*** Mob A
**[03:07] Mob A**
The only possible reason I can think of...
***SIGN*** Virtual Real
Was Looking
Episode 2
**[03:09] Mob A**
is them!
**[03:15] Hime**
Hey! Where are we?
**[03:17] Hina**
Everybody seems to have the same face...
**[03:19] Mito**
Are they actually even people?
**[03:21] Hinata**
Man, I am so tired.
**[03:24] Mob B**
That's...
***SIGN*** Mob B
**[03:25] Mob A**
Mirai Akari, Tanaka Hime, Suzuki Hina...
***SIGN*** Mob A
***SIGN*** Mob B
**[03:29] Mob B**
Tsukino Mito, Nekomiya Hinata, and...
**[03:33] Robo**
Cyber Girl... Siro.
**[03:37] Robo**
What are they doing here?!
***SIGN*** Mob A
**[03:40] Mob A**
I have no idea.
**[03:41] Mob A**
But ever since that TV show started airing,
they sometimes appear like this.
**[03:46] Robo**
That TV show...
**[03:49] Robo**
You people!
***SIGN*** To Be Continued
**[03:54] Call**
Virtual Grandmother!
***SIGN*** Utsureba kawaru, yo no narai.
***SIGN*** Today's Phrase:
Utsureba kawaru,
yo no narai
***SIGN*** Grandma
**[04:01] Grandma**
That's the phrase.
**[04:04] Grandma**
It refers to how the world
changes as time moves on.
***SIGN*** Grandma
**[04:09] Grandma**
From the Showa to Heisei eras, one thing that
changed a lot is the electric appliance.
***SIGN*** Grandma
**[04:14] Grandma**
We've moved from black and white
to color television,
**[04:17] Grandma**
air conditioning has made things
a lot more pleasant indoors,
**[04:22] Grandma**
and laundry machines have added
more and more features over time,
**[04:25] ---**
making that old chore so much simpler.
**[04:28] Grandma**
Now it's hard to imagine life
without something like a refrigerator.
***SIGN*** Grandma
**[04:32] Grandma**
My family actually ran a butcher shop.
**[04:36] Grandma**
That meant having a fridge with a freezer,
which was revolutionary at the time.
**[04:41] Grandma**
See, having a freezer means you can
preserve meat for a lot longer,
**[04:46] ---**
which made for much better
turnaround for our product.
***SIGN*** Grandma
**[04:50] ---**
That was quite remarkable, let me tell you.
***SIGN*** Grandma
**[04:54] Grandma**
Incidentally, I think that being the child
of a butcher shop meant that I was the first
**[04:59] ---**
in my class to ever try sausage.
**[05:03] Grandma**
That's how long ago this was.
***SIGN*** Grandma
**[05:05] Grandma**
That said, I'm fairly sure I'm the
first person in my class who has gone
**[05:11] ---**
on to become virtual, as well!
***SIGN*** Grandma
**[05:13] Grandma**
Virtual Grandmother!
***SIGN*** Grandma
**[05:24] Peanut**
The crunchiest virtual Youtuber, Peanut-kun!
**[05:29] Peanut**
Virtual-san is looking!
**[05:37] Akari**
I really thought we were toast!
**[05:39] Akari**
It's so good to be alive!
**[05:42] Mito**
That aside, space certainly
is mysterious, isn't it?
**[05:44] Hime**
Space?
**[05:45] Mito**
Yes.
**[05:46] Mito**
When you think about all the mysteries
humanity has yet to solve out there,
**[05:49] ---**
doesn't it just thrill you?
**[05:50] Hinata**
Oh, I get you!
**[05:52] Hinata**
Becoming a space pirate and going
on an adventure sounds good to me.
**[05:55] Shiro**
I want to boldly go where
no man has gone before!
**[06:04] Hinata**
That scared me... huh?!
**[06:05] Hinata**
Is it just me or did something happen outside?
**[06:08] Shiro**
Space?!
**[06:10] Hinata**
Look, everybody! Something's headed our way!
**[06:14] Mito**
Is it some kind of cosmic mystery?!
**[06:15] Peanuts**
Here I come!
**[06:18] Everybody**
You again?!
**[06:20] Hime**
Why are you coming straight at us?!
**[06:23] Akari**
Everybody! Let's come up with a plan, quick!
**[06:25] Akari**
Or he's going to get us again!
**[06:30] Hinata**
That laugh...
**[06:31] Hinata**
It's Meteoric Peanut-kun!
**[06:32] Shiro**
In that case, why don't
we try flattering him?
**[06:35] Shiro**
Peanut is always a pushover!
**[06:37] Akari**
Makes sense, so we just
have to complement him!
**[06:39] Shiro**
Take it away, then, Akari-chan!
**[06:40] Akari**
Seriously?!
**[06:41] Akari**
Uh, you're handsome, in a
lower mid-tier kind of way!
**[06:44] Hime**
And uh, I really want to wear
those cool underwear you have!
**[06:46] Hina**
Your hair's so stylish, too!
**[06:47] Hinata**
And you're so yellow! Yellow is good!
**[06:49] Mito**
Really, it's just so impressive how the,
uh, the color of your nipples is so vivid.
**[06:54] Shiro**
Hey, he's not stopping at all!
**[06:55] Shiro**
You want me to rip your damn
briefs off, you cocky nut?!
**[06:59] Mito**
N-Now I have to block up before
we get booted off the air!
**[07:01] Siro**
Tee-hee, that just slipped out!
**[07:03] Hinata**
We're done for!
**[07:07] Peanut**
Here I come!
**[07:11] Gori**
Hello.
**[07:13] Everybody**
Hello!
***SIGN*** To Be Continued
**[07:17] Hinata**
Virtual-san is looking!
**[07:24] Aoi**
Gori-chan...
**[07:25] Gori**
Hello.
**[07:26] Aoi**
How you been?
**[07:27] Gori**
Having fun, I'd say.
**[07:28] Aoi**
And that's the problem!
**[07:29] Gori**
What brought this on?
**[07:30] Aoi**
There's nothing fun about the fact that
Fuji Aoi Park might end up closing!
**[07:34] Gori**
This park is actually a business?
**[07:36] Aoi**
That's right! How did you not notice?!
**[07:38] Gori**
I-I'm sorry.
**[07:40] Aoi**
That being the case, Gori-chan,
can I lay you off?
**[07:42] Gori**
I had a job here?!
**[07:45] Aoi**
I happened to get my hands on a
younger, cuter, sexier employee.
**[07:50] Gori**
You already hired my replacement?!
**[07:52] Pink**
Hello there, I'm a pink gorilla.
**[07:54] Gori**
My own sister?!
**[07:55] Aoi**
Fuji Aoi!
***SIGN*** Fuji Aoi Park
**[07:57] Gori**
Hello!
**[08:00] Hime**
Big trouble, big trouble!
***SIGN*** Big trouble, Akari-chan!
**[08:05] Hime**
Akari-chan, there's big trouble!
**[08:13] Akari**
What's wrong, Hime?
**[08:15] Hime**
Akari-chan! We've got really big trouble!
**[08:17] Akari**
And what is it this time?
**[08:19] Hime**
Someone with the pen name
"Takahashi-kun" is in trouble!
**[08:22] Hime**
Here, ready this and help them!
**[08:24] Hime**
Go!
**[08:25] Akari**
"Hello, Akari-san."
**[08:27] Hime**
H'lo.
**[08:27] Akari**
Hello.
**[08:28] Akari**
"My boss at work always hits the enter
key as loudly as he possibly can."
***SIGN*** Clack!
**[08:33] Akari**
"It's so distracting,
I can't focus on my work!"
***SIGN*** Clack!
**[08:35] Akari**
"What should I do?"
***SIGN*** Clack!
**[08:37] Akari**
I see, I see.
***SIGN*** Problem: Boss hits enter really noisily
**[08:37] Hime**
It's textual harassment, huh?
**[08:40] Hime**
That's what it is.
**[08:41] Akari**
I know what they mean, though.
**[08:42] Akari**
Sometimes you get distracted when
you hear that really loud "clack"!
**[08:44] Hime**
It's always louder than you think, too.
**[08:45] Akari**
Yep. But y'know, it feels good to do.
**[08:48] Hime**
I don't know why, but it's
really exhilarating.
**[08:49] Mirai**
Crazily so!
**[08:51] Hime**
Clack! Finished!
**[08:53] Akari**
It really does gives you a
sense of finishing something.
**[08:56] Akari**
Maybe because it's so big?
The actual key on the keyboard, I mean.
**[08:58] Hime**
The enter key.
**[08:59] Akari**
Yeah, the enter key.
**[09:00] Akari**
But I can understand how
Takahashi-kun would, y'know?
**[09:03] Akari**
Want to ask his boss to stop
smashing that enter key,
**[09:06] Akari**
but considering it's his boss,
it's hard to bring up.
**[09:09] Hime**
Yep, yep, yep.
**[09:10] Akari**
What to do?
**[09:12] Hime**
Hey, Mirai-san?
**[09:15] ---**
Mirai-san!
***SIGN*** Hikari
***SIGN*** Yami
**[09:17] Hikari**
Everyone has their odd habits,
so I think you should just try to bear it.
**[09:22] Yami**
That's messed up!
**[09:23] Yami**
The other guy's at fault.
Might as well come out and say it!
**[09:26] Hikari**
But it's his boss.
**[09:29] Hikari**
It could have a bad affect
on their relationship.
**[09:32] Yami**
God, you're so old fashioned.
**[09:34] Yami**
Coddling the entrenched powers
that be like that is exactly what
**[09:36] ---**
breeds so much harassment.
**[09:39] Hikari**
I guess you have a point, but...
**[09:42] Yami**
I figure push comes to shove, you rip
the enter key off their keyboard.
**[09:47] Hikari**
Wouldn't that be a kind of harassment, too?
**[09:51] Hikari**
Akari, you make the final call!
**[09:54] Hime**
Hello? Earth to Mirai-san!
**[09:59] Akari**
Sorry!
**[10:00] Akari**
I'm finally back.
**[10:02] Hime**
Welcome home.
**[10:03] Akari**
Right!
**[10:05] Akari**
Now, pen name Takahashi-kun!
I'm gonna get to the bottom line!
**[10:09] Hime**
Is she going to get to it?
**[10:11] Hime**
Her bottom... line?
**[10:13] Akari**
You need to encourage your boss!
**[10:16] Hime**
Encourage them?
**[10:17] Hime**
Then is he giving up on this enter key stuff?
**[10:19] Akari**
Not exactly!
***SIGN*** Clack!
**[10:21] Akari**
First, you listen out for the
moment they smash that enter key.
**[10:25] Akari**
Then, right when they do it, you shout out!
**[10:29] Akari**
"Nice enter!"
***SIGN*** Nice enter!!
**[10:30] Hime**
I like it!
**[10:32] Akari**
The important thing is being consistent!
**[10:33] Akari**
Never miss any time that
they smash that enter key,
**[10:37] Akari**
and the second you do it's,
"Nice enter! The best in Japan!"
**[10:41] Akari**
"That's why they call you 'Mr. Enter'!'"
**[10:43] Hime**
That sounds like fun!
**[10:45] Akari**
By doing that, since it's just encouragement,
it won't be taken the wrong way.
**[10:49] Akari**
But wouldn't the boss get embarrassed by all
that fuss just from hitting the enter key?
**[10:53] Hime**
You've got a point!
**[10:54] Akari**
Right?!
**[10:55] Hime**
It'd be obvious!
**[10:55] Akari**
It would!
**[10:56] Hime**
It'd be obvious!
**[10:57] Akari**
Totally obvious!
**[10:58] Akari**
So, in order to make sure Takahashi-kun
doesn't cheer him on,
**[11:01] Akari**
his boss will start to
press the enter key gently!
**[11:04] Hime**
That's super awesome! You are so smart!
**[11:07] Akari**
That's what it takes to make it in society!
**[11:11] Hime**
Super Miracle Enter Key Man!
***SIGN*** Big Trouble!
Akari-chan
***SIGN*** Hinata-chan Heads to
School
**[11:21] Hinata**
Time to build, time to build!
**[11:29] Hinata**
What should I do?
**[11:31] Hinata**
If I use blocks to create a
new park in this vacant lot,
**[11:36] Hinata**
how exactly should I do it?
**[11:39] Hinata**
Like this!
**[11:45] Hinata**
Why, would you look at that?
**[11:47] Hinata**
Those scattered piles of sand are now laid
out as lovely as a rock garden in Kyoto!
**[11:54] Hinata**
The big pipes that conveyed nothing
**[11:57] ---**
but Gianism are now laid out like
the stage for a glamorous idol.
**[12:00] Hinata**
And the lumpy, dangerous ground is now flat.
**[12:04] Hinata**
A skillful hand has transformed his typical
empty lot into a soothing park space.
**[12:18] Hinata**
I hope people call me skillful some day!
***SIGN*** Hinata-chan Heads to
School
**[12:25] Mito**
Rise! Attention! Virtual-san is looking!
***SIGN*** Trivia
Diner
**[12:33] Shiro**
Oh, it's Tokino Sora-chan! Welcome!
**[12:37] Kaede**
Gosh, I am so fed up!
**[12:40] Miria**
Can I get some trivia about sushi, please?
**[12:43] Shiro**
Sure, coming right up!
***SIGN*** Trivia, go!
**[12:50] Shiro**
Now, sushi...
***SIGN*** Sushi
***SIGN*** Sushi has a long history, and has been known to exist since the Nara period.
***SIGN*** The hand-formed style became popular in the Edo period,
**[13:02] ---**
when it was called Edomae sushi,
and sold in carts all over old Tokyo.
***SIGN*** When you think about how people from the time would casually stop by a cart
***SIGN*** to stand around eating sushi, you could even call it Edo period fast food!
***SIGN*** At the time, sushi tended to be as big as rice balls,
***SIGN*** Edo Period
***SIGN*** Modern Day
**[13:16] ---**
and since that made it hard
to eat with chopsticks,
***SIGN*** it was instead eaten by hand, which is a custom that continues to this day.
***SIGN*** Also, in sushi jargon, wasabi is called "namida" because if it's spicy enough,
**[13:26] ---**
it can bring you to tears (namida).
**[13:31] Miria**
Wow, I had no idea!
**[13:33] Miria**
Your trivia really is always
so handy, Siro-chan!
***SIGN*** Everyone's
Virtual-san
***SIGN*** Pen Name: Shirogumi-san
***SIGN*** We want to see your characters!
Check out the *Virtualsan - Looking*
official website for details!
**[13:43] Shirogumi**
The time has come!
**[13:45] Shirogumi**
My name is "Watanabe Suzume."
**[13:48] Shirogumi**
Also known as Grisaille IV.
**[13:51] Shirogumi**
Let the depths of my sorcery
teach you true fear.
***SIGN*** It's 3 PM,
Class President.
**[13:59] Mito**
I wonder if Kaede-chan has
been watching Kerin Slayer.
**[14:05] Kaede**
Burn down the dark elf's forest!
**[14:08] Mito**
You are so impressionable.
**[14:10] Kaede**
You think elves and dark elves
live in different forests?
**[14:13] Mito**
Elves aren't human anyway,
so who cares where they live?
**[14:16] Kaede**
You got a point there!
**[14:17] Mito**
Anyway, Kaede-chan, let's get on with the
ultimate "Would you rather" committee.
**[14:20] Kaede**
Right!
**[14:20] Mito**
Here is our subject for today!
**[14:23] Mito**
Which would you rather be?
**[14:24] Mito**
A) Immortal, but having
to take exams every year.
**[14:28] Mito**
B) Have five years to live, but be rich
enough that you can do whatever you want.
**[14:31] Kaede**
Oh, B for me, easy.
**[14:33] Mito**
Really?
**[14:34] Kaede**
Well if you know exactly what kind of time
you've got, you can spend all of it having fun.
**[14:38] Mito**
You'd die in five years!
Is that what you want?
**[14:40] Kaede**
Sure.
**[14:40] Mito**
Come on, quit sounding so suicidal!
**[14:42] Mito**
Don't give up! Live your life!
**[14:45] Kaede**
What about you, Mito-chan?
**[14:45] Mito**
I think I would live my immortal life,
even if every year was exams.
**[14:49] Kaede**
Why?!
**[14:50] Mito**
Well, all you really need to
do is fail every year, right?
**[14:52] Mito**
You could repeat the same
grade, like, 1,030 times.
**[14:54] Mito**
Wouldn't that be fine?
**[14:56] Higuchi**
That could be a Guinness World Record!
**[14:57] Mito**
That sounds good to me.
**[14:59] Kaede**
But you gotta keep living no matter
how badly hurt or sad you get, then.
**[15:03] Mito**
Kaede-chan, is life really just
injuries and sadness for you?
**[15:07] Kaede**
Well, I mean, isn't life mostly
just depressing stuff?
**[15:11] Mito**
To what degree?
**[15:13] Kaede**
Eighty percent...
**[15:13] Mito**
Eighty percent?! It's that bad?!
**[15:15] Kaede**
Well, I guess, to have a fun life,
**[15:17] Kaede**
you've gotta work hard from every day, right?
**[15:19] Mito**
Okay, stop trying to sound profound!
**[15:22] Mito**
This whole bit has me trying
to do that as the final line!
**[15:24] Kaede**
My bad!
**[15:26] Mito**
Oh, it's already 3 PM!
**[15:27] Kaede**
Right.
**[15:27] Mito**
So here's the answer...
**[15:29] Mito**
A) Being immortal and every
year being an exam year!
**[15:34] Kaede**
That don't seem like it'd suck to you?
**[15:35] Mito**
Can you imagine the kind of subscriber
counts you'd rack up if you were immortal?!
***SIGN*** It's 3 PM,
Class President.
**[15:43] Kaede**
Virtual-san is looking!
**[15:44] Kaede**
Kaederon!
***SIGN*** Unity-chan Wants to
Roll Around
**[15:48] Unity**
Unity-chan...
**[15:51] Unity**
Hey! Today I'm here to solve your problems,
and I'm on a roll!
**[15:54] Unity**
Let's take a call right now. Hello?
**[15:58] Caller**
*Hello.*
**[15:59] Unity**
What can I help you with today?
**[16:01] Caller**
*Well, I'm kind of nervous about something.*
**[16:04] Unity**
Mmhm!
**[16:04] Caller**
* I keep getting this feeling*
* something is in my room.*
**[16:07] Caller**
*Like someone is watching me all the time.*
**[16:12] Unity**
And have you talked to the police?
**[16:13] Caller**
*Well... that seems a bit extreme.*
**[16:15] Narrator**
*Did you notice that?*
***SIGN*** Everyone's
Virtual-san
***SIGN*** Pen Name: Hoshikawa Sora
**[16:19] Chaco**
People of Earth, nice to meet you!
***SIGN*** We want to see your characters!
Check out the *Virtualsan - Looking*
official website for details!
**[16:23] Chaco**
I am the virtual alien idol, Hoshikawa Sora!
**[16:27] Chaco**
Virtual-san is looking again, today!
**[16:31] Chaco**
See you around!
***SIGN*** Previously on Kerin Slayer.
***SIGN*** Kerin Slayer.
**[16:46] Hina**
Hime, why are we up in the mountains?
**[16:49] ---**
It's so cold!
**[16:51] Hime**
I heard a rumor that Kerin
was recuperating up here!
**[16:55] Hina**
He's still alive?!
**[16:57] Hime**
Well, I feel kinda bad about what happened,
**[17:00] Hime**
so I figured I'd bring this to make amends.
**[17:02] Hina**
Hey, it's a picture of Elu-san!
**[17:07] Hime**
I figure if we find him, I can hand it over.
**[17:10] Hina**
You're such a sweetheart, Hime-san!
**[17:12] Kerin**
What's all the noise?
**[17:15] Kerin**
You two again?!
**[17:17] Hina**
Oh, there he is.
**[17:18] Hina**
Hi there, remember us?
**[17:20] Hina**
It's Hime and Hina, the Kerin Slayers.
**[17:23] Kerin**
I remember every last detail!
**[17:25] Kerin**
You two got in the way
of Elu-san and my love!
**[17:30] Hime & Hina**
Love?
**[17:31] Kerin**
Suck on this, you two!
**[17:32] Hime**
Wait, wait, wait! Just hear me out!
**[17:35] Kerin**
I don't want to hear your excuses!
**[17:36] Hina**
Th-This is bad! If those detonate,
it'll cause an avalanche,
**[17:39] Hina**
and then the bears will be in trouble!
**[17:42] ---**
Take this! Ancient Magic: Missile De'Fleckt!
**[17:46] Kerin**
What?! My missile...
**[17:54] Hime**
Hey, something got hit.
**[17:56] ---**
Was it some birdies?
**[17:57] Hime**
Sorry!
**[17:59] Hina**
The birdies!
**[18:01] Kerin**
How dare you deflect my missile!
**[18:03] Kerin**
Keblins!
**[18:06] Hime**
So many Keblins!
**[18:12] Hime**
Wait, wait! One of you just
said kebab! I'm positive.
**[18:15] Hina**
Wow, I could go for kebabs.
**[18:17] Hime**
Same.
**[18:17] Hina**
But, wow, this is bad!
**[18:19] Kerin**
Farewell, little girls!
**[18:21] Kerin**
Now, swarm them!
**[18:23] Hime & Hina**
No!
**[18:26] Game Club**
Hold it right there!
**[18:27] Everyone**
Who's that?!
***SIGN*** Sister!
**[18:38] Uma**
Can I ask you about something, Sister?
**[18:41] Sister**
What is it, dear horse?
**[18:42] Sora**
Listen, Sister!
**[18:43] Uma**
Well, I—
**[18:50] Sister**
What is it?
**[18:51] Sora**
I hate doing my makeup when I have days off!
Not to mention, I'm not a morning person,
**[18:54] Sora**
so sometimes I go out without any.
**[18:56] Sora**
I'd be embarrassed to run
into someone I know,
**[18:59] Sora**
but to be honest, it feels like
more trouble than it's worth.
**[19:01] Sister**
I can understand why you'd feel that way.
**[19:03] Sister**
It might be a better idea
to take the time to do it.
**[19:07] Sora**
I know, right?
**[19:08] Sora**
What do you think might help?
**[19:10] Sister**
Perhaps you could put on one of
the masks that wrestlers wear.
**[19:14] Sora**
Like a masked wrestler?!
**[19:16] Sister**
If you go out looking like a masked
wrestler in their private life,
**[19:18] ---**
I'm sure your friends won't recognize you.
**[19:21] Sora**
I get the feeling people
might ask me what I do for a living.
**[19:24] Sister**
In that case, maybe you could
wear one of those horse masks.
**[19:27] Sister**
That certainly isn't an
odd sight in this town.
**[19:32] Sora**
Oh, yeah! I think I saw one
of those just the other day!
**[19:35] Sora**
I'll try it!
**[19:38] Sister**
May you be virtually blessed.
**[19:40] Uma**
Be careful about getting enough air
when summer rolls around, though!
***SIGN*** Sister!
**[19:48] Uma**
Virtual-san is looking!
**[19:50] Uma**
Neiiiigh!
**[19:53] Akari**
Okay, we've got a letter here.
**[19:56] Akari**
It's from someone with the
pen name "Eternal Blizzard."
**[19:59] Everybody**
Thanks for writing!
**[20:02] Akari**
"Don't you think that
titles are really cool?"
**[20:05] Akari**
"I really do!"
**[20:06] Akari**
"If you all could add titles to your names,
what would they be like? Please tell me!"
***SIGN*** Coming up with titles!
**[20:13] Everybody**
Titles, huh...
**[20:14] Shiro**
I think Akari-chan's should include
her favorite article of clothing...
**[20:17] Shiro**
The one down there.
**[20:20] Akari**
You mean the v-shaped thing?
**[20:21] Hime**
V-shaped!
**[20:23] Akari**
I actually have one I came up with, though!
**[20:25] Hime**
No way!
**[20:27] Akari**
My title would be...
**[20:31] Akari**
"The Walking Free Directory!"
**[20:32] Mito**
Oh, wow!
***SIGN*** They discussed it for about 20 minutes,
so let's cut straight to the titles!
**[20:38] Akari**
Then I'll just be The Walking PK.
***SIGN*** Walking PK
(Panty-Krammed)
**[20:40] Hime**
I like that!
**[20:41] Mito**
PK!
**[20:42] Shiro**
The Bloody Beautiful White...
***SIGN*** The Bloody Beautiful White Dolphinch
**[20:44] Hina**
Dolphinch!
**[20:45] Mito**
Dolphinch?
**[20:47] Shiro**
Emergency Chuckle 119.
***SIGN*** Emergency Chuckle 119
**[20:48] Hime**
Oh, like the phone number!
**[20:51] Hime**
The Navely Venus Otaku Freak.
***SIGN*** The Navely Venus Otaku Freak
**[20:52] Mito**
Navely Venus Otaku Freak?
**[20:55] Shiro**
The Weed-Eating Human
Centipede High Schooler.
***SIGN*** The Weed-Eating
Human Centipede High Schooler
**[20:59] Hime**
The Fluffy Pink Renegade.
***SIGN*** The Fluffy Pink Renegade
**[21:00] Mito**
The Fluffy Pink Renegade!
That's got a nice rhythm to it!
**[21:03] Akari**
Let's wrap it up by sounding off!
**[21:05] Akari**
This has been brought to you
by the Walking PK, Mirai Akari!
**[21:09] Shiro**
The Bloody Beautiful White Dolphinch,
Cyber Girl Siro!
**[21:13] Hime**
The Emergency Chuckle 119, Tanaka Hime!
**[21:15] Hina**
The Navely Venus Otaku Freak, Suzuki Hina!
**[21:18] Mito**
The Weed-Eating Human Centipede
High Schooler, Tsukino Mito!
**[21:21] Hinata**
And the Fluffy Pink Renegade,
Nekomiya Hinata!
**[21:25] Akari**
That does it for this time!
So until next week,
**[21:29] All**
Virtual-san is looking!
***SIGN*** Tsukiyo Sora
**[23:09] Tsukiyo & Sora**
Hello there everyone, I'm Tsukiyo Sora.
**[23:11] Tsukiyo & Sora**
Muscle strain is the flavor of youth,
**[23:13] Tsukiyo & Sora**
menthol is the smell of first love,
**[23:14] Tsukiyo & Sora**
and my legs carried me to a warm café
where I made some harsh-tasting memories,
**[23:18] Tsukiyo & Sora**
but in the evening they all became
bittersweet memorial events.
**[23:21] Tsukiyo & Sora**
As things are, this virtual space
might be the embodiment of my
**[23:24] ---**
youthful days that will
never fade, even as I age.
**[23:27] Tsukiyo & Sora**
You're not sure what I mean?
**[23:29] ---**
I'm not too sure myself.
**[23:30] ---**
But there's one thing I know that
I'm supposed to say, so here goes.
**[23:33] ---**
Next time is "Transmigration
of an Old Lady's Soul."
***SIGN*** Next Time
"Transmigration of an Old Lady's Soul"
**[23:36] ---**
Virtual-san will be looking again next week.