E3 - Clumsy Pretender

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[00:07] ---
    Is everyone here?
[00:09] ---
    We need to talk about something.
[00:11] ---
    What is it?
[00:13] ---
    Actually, while you guys
    were busy playing Stage 3...
[00:23] ---
    Onigasaki.
[00:25] ---
    How long have you been there, Oshigiri?
[00:29] ---
    How about you save your stealth
    for inside the games?
[00:34] ---
    I thought I'd get myself a pelt
    from a certain disgusting animal.
[00:43] ---
    It's like there's no one around...
[00:45] ---
    And not just here...
[00:47] ---
    I passed by numerous buildings
    on the way here from the forest,
[00:51] ---
    but every one was vacant.
[00:53] ---
    Except for us, there's not a person in sight.
[00:56] ---
    Do you think the whole city is empty?
[00:59] ---
    I doubt that alpaca can run
    a city of this size by himself.
[01:03] ---
    There has to be some link to the outside...
[01:12] ---
    Let's head back. If he finds us, we're--
[01:15] ---
    But I've already found you.
[01:23] ---
    What... the heck?
[01:26] ---
    ♪ Ding dong, ding neigh. ♪
[01:29] ---
    Emergency notice.
[01:31] ---
    As a penalty for breaking the rules,
[01:34] ---
    I prepared a difficulty-level "S" stage
    and have temporarily sealed the tower.
[01:40] ---
    My apologies to those dragged into this.
[01:44] ---
    Stage 4: "Exterminate
    the Mimicry Man-eaters."
[01:49] ---
    Let us begin.
[02:01] ---
    "The Ones Within"
[03:30] ---
    Stay out of trouble, idiot!
[03:31] ---
    Watch your heads!
[03:34] ---
    Wha--?!
[03:35] ---
    You trying to kill us or something?!
[03:38] ---
    I helped you out, didn't I?
[03:40] ---
    You grazed me, you shit head!
[03:42] ---
    Oh, that's nothing. It'll heal with a lick.
[03:45] ---
    I can't reach that! I'm not a chameleon!
[03:47] ---
    Hey, cut it out.
[03:56] ---
    Why do people insist on fighting so much?
[04:06] ---
    Yuzu!
[04:08] ---
    Akki! Anboy! You guys
    take the long way around!
[04:12] ---
    Meet in the basement food storage room!
[04:14] ---
    Okay!
[04:20] ---
    And to think how energetic you answered...
[04:22] ---
    I'm very ashamed...
[04:25] ---
    Don't matter to me.
[04:28] ---
    You take one, too.
[04:31] ---
    Anya, I get D's in Phys Ed.
[04:33] ---
    I'm not expecting much anyway.
[04:39] ---
    What's the matter?
[04:40] ---
    Nothing at all. Let's get moving.
[04:45] ---
    Huh?
[04:46] ---
    Karin?
[04:48] ---
    Didn't you go running off the other direction?
[04:56] ---
    Something's up with her!
[04:58] ---
    Karin, are you all right?
[05:02] ---
    Huh?
[05:03] ---
    Hey, get back! She's...
[05:06] ---
    It's not occult girl!
[05:08] ---
    Ow! Ow, ow!
[05:10] ---
    I swear I'm not tasty!
[05:12] ---
    You little...!
[05:21] ---
    The hell were you thinking?!
[05:23] ---
    I'm sorry!
[05:25] ---
    Oh! We're almost to the exit!
[05:32] ---
    Anya?
[05:34] ---
    It's fine, go without me...
[05:37] ---
    Anya! Anya!
[05:55] ---
    It stopped?
[05:57] ---
    Why?
[05:59] ---
    The sunset?
[06:03] ---
    Yup, he's asleep.
[06:05] ---
    He ran out of juice and is out like a light.
[06:05] ---
    "Komemachi Sons"
    "Pre-Washed Rice"
    He ran out of juice and is out like a light.
[06:09] ---
    Anboy here hasn't got
    much sleep in a few days.
[06:13] ---
    He won't wake up no matter what we do.
[06:15] ---
    He's such a nuisance.
[06:17] ---
    Thank goodness. Anya was saying
    something about medicine before.
[06:21] ---
    Sleeping pills, perhaps?
[06:24] ---
    He always carried some around with him.
[06:26] ---
    Well, we can just ask him later.
[06:28] ---
    Right now, we ought to focus
    on that Karin look-a-like.
[06:32] ---
    It was probably one of those
    Mimicry Man-eaters.
[06:35] ---
    If we win by exterminating them,
    there's probably a bit more than one.
[06:40] ---
    Ugh...
[06:42] ---
    What kind of creature was it exactly?
[06:45] ---
    It looked completely identical to Karin.
[06:47] ---
    However...
[06:50] ---
    She approached me slowly
    with a creepy alien smile...
[06:54] ---
    Hey, that kinda pisses me off.
[06:56] ---
    And then she squeezed me
    so tightly... I was traumatized...
[06:59] ---
    You're pissing me off!
[07:01] ---
    --Hmph!
    --In any case,
[07:03] ---
    I think we should investigate a bit.
[07:06] ---
    Kai, I'd like to grab some
    things from my room.
[07:09] ---
    Would you be kind enough
    to be my bodyguard?
[07:12] ---
    Yeah, piece of cake.
[07:14] ---
    Also, Zak and Akki...
[07:17] ---
    I have a different favor to ask you two.
[07:22] ---
    It's not moving an inch.
[07:25] ---
    And it shrunk a whole bunch, too...
[07:27] ---
    What does Roromori want with this?
[07:30] ---
    I'm sure Yuzu has some sort of good plan.
[07:33] ---
    By the way, I take it you and
    Roromori know each other?
[07:37] ---
    Yeah.
[07:38] ---
    Though this is the first time we've met.
[07:41] ---
    She's mysterious... It feels
    like we've met before...
[07:47] ---
    We're back!
[07:48] ---
    A-Anya!
[07:51] ---
    He woke up a second ago.
[07:55] ---
    Good... morning.
[07:58] ---
    Feeling groggy still?
[08:00] ---
    I was worried when you collapsed like that.
[08:03] ---
    Where is this?
[08:04] ---
    The food storage room. I was worried.
[08:08] ---
    I fell asleep?
[08:10] ---
    Ah, crap...
[08:13] ---
    Yes, crap. I was worried.
[08:19] ---
    "Komemachi Sons"
    "Pre-Washed Rice"
[08:19] ---
    "Komemachi Sons"
    "Pre-Washed Rice"
    It's not even a big deal.
[08:22] ---
    It's common in my family to inherit
    some sort of sleep disorder.
[08:26] ---
    I can't fall asleep normally.
[08:28] ---
    I have to force it with medicine...
[08:30] ---
    ...or just wait till I hit
    my limit and collapse.
[08:33] ---
    I started streaming to
    keep myself busy at night.
[08:38] ---
    Uh, end of story! Quit staring!
[08:42] ---
    That's why you always have
    bags under your eyes...
[08:45] ---
    Pretty much.
[08:46] ---
    Is that why you're always
    annoyed all the time?
[08:48] ---
    Argh, pretty much!
[08:50] ---
    You forget your makeup?
[08:51] ---
    Huh?! What the hell are--
[08:53] ---
    Time for a snack. Bread is the bomb!
[08:59] ---
    Isn't it so yummy?
[09:01] ---
    Uh, yeah...
[09:04] ---
    Himiko's become such a strong girl!
[09:08] ---
    "Roromori"
[09:09] ---
    "Roromori"
    Where did I put it, meow?
[09:11] ---
    I'll stomp on you!
[09:14] ---
    Ooh, there it is!
[09:16] ---
    "Gene Structure"
    "The Chemical Formula of Men and Women"
[09:18] ---
    What's that stuff?
[09:22] ---
    It's the ace up my sleeve.
[09:25] ---
    There's poison in it.
[09:29] ---
    Why do you have that?
[09:31] ---
    Hmm? It's just a hobby of mine.
[09:36] ---
    A photo of Iride...
[09:38] ---
    Roro, you dropped...
[09:51] ---
    What's the matter?
[09:53] ---
    "Experiment in Progress
    No peeking!
    Yuzu"
[10:01] ---
    You can't beat this stuff...
[10:12] ---
    Keep this a secret from Akki.
[10:15] ---
    It's embarrassing.
[10:25] ---
    Eradicate?
[10:26] ---
    That's right.
[10:28] ---
    While we've been busy running around,
    the ivy has overrun the tower.
[10:33] ---
    I thought about fighting it with fire,
    but we're inside, so...
[10:36] ---
    Instead, we'll wait for sunset
    and begin the eradication.
[10:40] ---
    It's definitely the quickest way to handle it.
[10:43] ---
    We'll divide these up
    and inject them into the roots.
[10:46] ---
    What is this stuff?
[10:48] ---
    It's poison.
[10:50] ---
    If you come across a Man-eater,
    give it a whole shot of this.
[10:54] ---
    It'll die from the inside out.
[10:59] ---
    What a pretty color.
    I've never seen anything like it.
[11:02] ---
    R-Right?! It's a raw undiluted solution!
[11:05] ---
    It's made to ward off
    the jungle's big predators!
[11:08] ---
    The translucence and color
    totally blows my mind!
[11:11] ---
    That's my Akki! I knew you'd
    be able to appreciate it!
[11:14] ---
    Uh-huh!
[11:15] ---
    Hey! What if one of those breaks?!
[11:17] ---
    Huh? He'd totally kick the bucket.
[11:20] ---
    Stand up for yourself!
[11:22] ---
    Roromori.
[11:23] ---
    Why do you even have that?
[11:28] ---
    Didn't you know, Zakk?
[11:30] ---
    Walking alone at night can be dangerous.
[11:32] ---
    To keep perverts at bay, girls these days
    carry their own personal poison.
[11:37] ---
    P-Personal poison?
[11:40] ---
    I-I had no idea...
    'Cuz I go to a boys' school...
[11:44] ---
    They don't!
[11:46] ---
    Even Himi knows how smart
    it is to arm herself.
[11:50] ---
    We can never be too prepared.
[11:51] ---
    That's right. I'm all for self-defense.
[11:54] ---
    More like excessive force!
[11:57] ---
    ♪ Ding dong, ding neigh. ♪
[12:01] ---
    Good morning. This is Paka.
[12:04] ---
    It's now been one day since starting Stage 4.
[12:08] ---
    I'm glad to see you're all in good health.
[12:11] ---
    Now then, I have some great news to share.
[12:14] ---
    One week has passed in your real
    Let's Play... and my goodness!
[12:19] ---
    The view count has passed 5,000,000!
[12:23] ---
    You've achieved that faster
    than anyone in history.
[12:27] ---
    As the supervisor of the glorious
    13th Avenue... I'm so honored.
[12:38] ---
    If this is 13th Avenue, does that mean
    there're other cities like this?
[12:42] ---
    Are there others kept captive
    and forced to play games--
[12:45] ---
    Mr. Oshigiri.
[12:47] ---
    Have you forgotten the meaning of this stage?
[12:53] ---
    Do you have an apology for me?
[12:56] ---
    We just got lost.
[12:58] ---
    Oh? Lost?
[13:02] ---
    Running, are we? Despite what it might
    seem like, I do love playing tag.
[13:07] ---
    Then go play by yourself!
[13:10] ---
    Did you get him?
[13:11] ---
    I don't know, but I'm sure I hit something.
[13:24] ---
    He's a monster!
[13:29] ---
    It's punishment for you
    who touched upon a taboo.
[13:33] ---
    You mustn't do any needless exploring.
[13:38] ---
    Got it? Follow the ivy and try
    to pinpoint where the core is.
[13:42] ---
    We all need to be working in pairs.
[13:45] ---
    Even at night, avoid being alone.
[13:47] ---
    Right.
[13:48] ---
    Those on standby will stand our ground here.
[13:50] ---
    I'll be working on a follow-up plan.
[13:53] ---
    Karirin will be assisting me.
[13:55] ---
    Himi will prepare dinner.
[13:57] ---
    Makimaki is on sleeping duty.
[14:00] ---
    Don't you guys have it easy?
[14:02] ---
    That's not true at all.
[14:05] ---
    Though, it'll be problematic
    to tell apart real and fake people.
[14:09] ---
    Shall we decide a password?
[14:12] ---
    I've got it...
[14:14] ---
    Wh-What?
[14:15] ---
    Let's make it something about Karirin.
[14:17] ---
    What does she remind you of?
[14:20] ---
    Facial pummel.
[14:21] ---
    That only applies to you, Akki.
[14:23] ---
    How about short-tempered?
[14:25] ---
    Scaredy.
[14:26] ---
    Noisy.
[14:27] ---
    Good ideas! Have any others?
[14:29] ---
    Chicken.
[14:30] ---
    Gorilla.
[14:30] ---
    Chi-Chickrilla.
[14:32] ---
    Um, hello? You're pissing me off.
[14:34] ---
    I'll kill all of you.
[14:36] ---
    Hey, everyone!
[14:37] ---
    Hmm?
[14:38] ---
    Before you all go, why don't you have one?
[14:42] ---
    Approved! Listen up, guys!
[14:45] ---
    When one person says "Karin,"
    the other says "Pudding!"
[14:48] ---
    Yes! Pudding, pudding!
[14:50] ---
    She already broke you in?!
[14:52] ---
    The operation begins in ten seconds!
[14:55] ---
    I wish you all good luck!
[14:56] ---
    --Disband!
    --Yeah!
[14:59] ---
    Hey, wait!
[15:07] ---
    It grows fast but withers even faster.
[15:11] ---
    Don't dawdle around. Let's move on.
[15:17] ---
    Anya.
[15:19] ---
    Eh?
[15:20] ---
    About that... sleeping
    medication that you use...
[15:24] ---
    If you asked Mr. Paka,
    I think he would get some for you.
[15:29] ---
    Hell no. Ain't happening.
[15:31] ---
    Why the hell would I ask
    that creep for a favor?
[15:34] ---
    I'll do the asking for you.
[15:36] ---
    Mind your own business!
[15:38] ---
    But...
[15:39] ---
    It'd piss me off for you
    to ask him a favor, too.
[15:49] ---
    Mr. Paka. You're seeing this, right?
[15:52] ---
    I'd like to talk to you later.
[15:55] ---
    As you wish, Mr. Iride.
[16:00] ---
    Cut it out, Onigasaki.
[16:03] ---
    Why not? Smacking them both
    sounds fine to me.
[16:07] ---
    Don't. Aikawa's done nothing wrong.
[16:10] ---
    If only it were Kudou...
[16:11] ---
    Wanna piece, huh?!
[16:15] ---
    You okay, Iride?
[16:16] ---
    Jerk. I'll seriously wallop you later.
[16:21] ---
    Anyway, why is it even active at night?
[16:23] ---
    Who knows? Maybe it saved up
    energy during the daytime.
[16:28] ---
    Makino, Karin! When I say Karin...
[16:31] ---
    No use, Iride. That's pointless.
[16:34] ---
    Huh?
[16:35] ---
    Aikawa...
[16:37] ---
    ...was fast asleep when
    we decided the password!
[16:40] ---
    Wake him up if you noticed!
[16:43] ---
    Huh? Do you think that it's sleeping?
[16:47] ---
    Oh! I've seen that happen
    on the train! So soothing...
[16:51] ---
    Don't be soothed!
[16:52] ---
    Let's just do them both...
[16:54] ---
    Wait! Why are you always
    so quick to resort to force?
[16:57] ---
    Because I hate waiting.
[16:59] ---
    They're both frickin' impostors!
[17:05] ---
    "Genome Tower" "30F Outdoor Bath"
    "10F Cafeteria" "6F Guest Room" "5F Theater"
    Everything but the main facilities
    being locked was a blessing in disguise.
[17:10] ---
    It was really only able
    to grow in the hallways.
[17:13] ---
    Did you have enough vials?
[17:14] ---
    We've got five left now.
[17:16] ---
    Well, I've got plenty other plans if need be.
[17:19] ---
    We'll have to see what tomorrow brings.
[17:37] ---
    Wake up.
[17:38] ---
    Hey.
[17:43] ---
    What's the matter?
[17:46] ---
    I have to pee...
[17:47] ---
    Huh?
[17:50] ---
    Come to the bathroom with me!
    We're supposed to stay in pairs!
[17:57] ---
    You really, really, really,
    really better not leave!
[18:00] ---
    I'm right here.
[18:14] ---
    I need to use the bathroom, too...
[18:38] ---
    Y-You scared me.
[18:40] ---
    Yuzu, this is the men's restroom.
[18:45] ---
    Yuzu? Huh?
[18:55] ---
    I knew it. Right again.
[18:58] ---
    Don't you know?
[19:00] ---
    Akki is ambidextrous.
[19:02] ---
    Though left-handed until kindergarten,
[19:05] ---
    he switched over to right
    before elementary school.
[19:08] ---
    Now he writes left-handed. Chopsticks, left.
[19:11] ---
    Handshakes right. Catches balls right.
[19:13] ---
    Bats either way. Turns faucets with left.
[19:16] ---
    And when he goes to protect himself...
[19:19] ---
    Left.
[19:20] ---
    You protected your face with your right hand.
[19:23] ---
    Did I now?
[19:25] ---
    And stopped the faucet right-handed.
[19:27] ---
    Communication, self-defense,
    the ability to lie...
[19:30] ---
    You're way smarter than
    the other Man-eaters.
[19:33] ---
    Perhaps you're their leader
    or something like that?
[19:37] ---
    Um, Yuzu? It's me, Iride. Akatsuki Iride.
[19:50] ---
    Hey, don't underestimate me.
[19:52] ---
    I've dedicated my entire
    life to observing Akki.
[19:56] ---
    Out of love, resentment, and curiosity...
[20:02] ---
    To be honest, I could care less
    if you really were actually Akki.
[20:07] ---
    I've always wanted to dissect you.
[20:10] ---
    Because I love you so much.
[20:14] ---
    Your outside, your inside, everything...
[20:18] ---
    I've got to complete you!
[20:22] ---
    Hey, what in the world are you anyway?
[20:27] ---
    Thanks to you, my research will never be--
[20:53] ---
    It's not fair to smile like that.
[20:57] ---
    I was actually lost on
    what to do for a moment.
[21:15] ---
    Looks like it's all withered away.
[21:17] ---
    I guess the poison did its job.
[21:20] ---
    More importantly, what's up with those two?
[21:26] ---
    Even I feel a little guilty, you know?
[21:31] ---
    About what?
[21:36] ---
    The only thing that matters
    is that you're safe.
[21:40] ---
    Thank you.
[21:45] ---
    I should've kissed him while
    I had the chance, meow!
[21:49] ---
    Hmm?
[22:00] ---
    Anya.
[22:01] ---
    Eh?