# E3 - Clumsy Pretender
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/watch/G9DUEQ13Z/clumsy-pretender)
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Is everyone here?
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We need to talk about something.
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What is it?
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Actually, while you guys
were busy playing Stage 3...
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Onigasaki.
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How long have you been there, Oshigiri?
**[00:29] ---**
How about you save your stealth
for inside the games?
**[00:34] ---**
I thought I'd get myself a pelt
from a certain disgusting animal.
**[00:43] ---**
It's like there's no one around...
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And not just here...
**[00:47] ---**
I passed by numerous buildings
on the way here from the forest,
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but every one was vacant.
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Except for us, there's not a person in sight.
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Do you think the whole city is empty?
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I doubt that alpaca can run
a city of this size by himself.
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There has to be some link to the outside...
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Let's head back. If he finds us, we're--
**[01:15] ---**
But I've already found you.
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What... the heck?
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♪ Ding dong, ding neigh. ♪
**[01:29] ---**
Emergency notice.
**[01:31] ---**
As a penalty for breaking the rules,
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I prepared a difficulty-level "S" stage
and have temporarily sealed the tower.
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My apologies to those dragged into this.
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Stage 4: "Exterminate
the Mimicry Man-eaters."
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Let us begin.
**[02:01] ---**
"The Ones Within"
**[03:30] ---**
Stay out of trouble, idiot!
**[03:31] ---**
Watch your heads!
**[03:34] ---**
Wha--?!
**[03:35] ---**
You trying to kill us or something?!
**[03:38] ---**
I helped you out, didn't I?
**[03:40] ---**
You grazed me, you shit head!
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Oh, that's nothing. It'll heal with a lick.
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I can't reach that! I'm not a chameleon!
**[03:47] ---**
Hey, cut it out.
**[03:56] ---**
Why do people insist on fighting so much?
**[04:06] ---**
Yuzu!
**[04:08] ---**
Akki! Anboy! You guys
take the long way around!
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Meet in the basement food storage room!
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Okay!
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And to think how energetic you answered...
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I'm very ashamed...
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Don't matter to me.
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You take one, too.
**[04:31] ---**
Anya, I get D's in Phys Ed.
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I'm not expecting much anyway.
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What's the matter?
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Nothing at all. Let's get moving.
**[04:45] ---**
Huh?
**[04:46] ---**
Karin?
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Didn't you go running off the other direction?
**[04:56] ---**
Something's up with her!
**[04:58] ---**
Karin, are you all right?
**[05:02] ---**
Huh?
**[05:03] ---**
Hey, get back! She's...
**[05:06] ---**
It's not occult girl!
**[05:08] ---**
Ow! Ow, ow!
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I swear I'm not tasty!
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You little...!
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The hell were you thinking?!
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I'm sorry!
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Oh! We're almost to the exit!
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Anya?
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It's fine, go without me...
**[05:37] ---**
Anya! Anya!
**[05:55] ---**
It stopped?
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Why?
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The sunset?
**[06:03] ---**
Yup, he's asleep.
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He ran out of juice and is out like a light.
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"Komemachi Sons"
"Pre-Washed Rice"
He ran out of juice and is out like a light.
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Anboy here hasn't got
much sleep in a few days.
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He won't wake up no matter what we do.
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He's such a nuisance.
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Thank goodness. Anya was saying
something about medicine before.
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Sleeping pills, perhaps?
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He always carried some around with him.
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Well, we can just ask him later.
**[06:28] ---**
Right now, we ought to focus
on that Karin look-a-like.
**[06:32] ---**
It was probably one of those
Mimicry Man-eaters.
**[06:35] ---**
If we win by exterminating them,
there's probably a bit more than one.
**[06:40] ---**
Ugh...
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What kind of creature was it exactly?
**[06:45] ---**
It looked completely identical to Karin.
**[06:47] ---**
However...
**[06:50] ---**
She approached me slowly
with a creepy alien smile...
**[06:54] ---**
Hey, that kinda pisses me off.
**[06:56] ---**
And then she squeezed me
so tightly... I was traumatized...
**[06:59] ---**
You're pissing me off!
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--Hmph!
--In any case,
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I think we should investigate a bit.
**[07:06] ---**
Kai, I'd like to grab some
things from my room.
**[07:09] ---**
Would you be kind enough
to be my bodyguard?
**[07:12] ---**
Yeah, piece of cake.
**[07:14] ---**
Also, Zak and Akki...
**[07:17] ---**
I have a different favor to ask you two.
**[07:22] ---**
It's not moving an inch.
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And it shrunk a whole bunch, too...
**[07:27] ---**
What does Roromori want with this?
**[07:30] ---**
I'm sure Yuzu has some sort of good plan.
**[07:33] ---**
By the way, I take it you and
Roromori know each other?
**[07:37] ---**
Yeah.
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Though this is the first time we've met.
**[07:41] ---**
She's mysterious... It feels
like we've met before...
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We're back!
**[07:48] ---**
A-Anya!
**[07:51] ---**
He woke up a second ago.
**[07:55] ---**
Good... morning.
**[07:58] ---**
Feeling groggy still?
**[08:00] ---**
I was worried when you collapsed like that.
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Where is this?
**[08:04] ---**
The food storage room. I was worried.
**[08:08] ---**
I fell asleep?
**[08:10] ---**
Ah, crap...
**[08:13] ---**
Yes, crap. I was worried.
**[08:19] ---**
"Komemachi Sons"
"Pre-Washed Rice"
**[08:19] ---**
"Komemachi Sons"
"Pre-Washed Rice"
It's not even a big deal.
**[08:22] ---**
It's common in my family to inherit
some sort of sleep disorder.
**[08:26] ---**
I can't fall asleep normally.
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I have to force it with medicine...
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...or just wait till I hit
my limit and collapse.
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I started streaming to
keep myself busy at night.
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Uh, end of story! Quit staring!
**[08:42] ---**
That's why you always have
bags under your eyes...
**[08:45] ---**
Pretty much.
**[08:46] ---**
Is that why you're always
annoyed all the time?
**[08:48] ---**
Argh, pretty much!
**[08:50] ---**
You forget your makeup?
**[08:51] ---**
Huh?! What the hell are--
**[08:53] ---**
Time for a snack. Bread is the bomb!
**[08:59] ---**
Isn't it so yummy?
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Uh, yeah...
**[09:04] ---**
Himiko's become such a strong girl!
**[09:08] ---**
"Roromori"
**[09:09] ---**
"Roromori"
Where did I put it, meow?
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I'll stomp on you!
**[09:14] ---**
Ooh, there it is!
**[09:16] ---**
"Gene Structure"
"The Chemical Formula of Men and Women"
**[09:18] ---**
What's that stuff?
**[09:22] ---**
It's the ace up my sleeve.
**[09:25] ---**
There's poison in it.
**[09:29] ---**
Why do you have that?
**[09:31] ---**
Hmm? It's just a hobby of mine.
**[09:36] ---**
A photo of Iride...
**[09:38] ---**
Roro, you dropped...
**[09:51] ---**
What's the matter?
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"Experiment in Progress
No peeking!
Yuzu"
**[10:01] ---**
You can't beat this stuff...
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Keep this a secret from Akki.
**[10:15] ---**
It's embarrassing.
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Eradicate?
**[10:26] ---**
That's right.
**[10:28] ---**
While we've been busy running around,
the ivy has overrun the tower.
**[10:33] ---**
I thought about fighting it with fire,
but we're inside, so...
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Instead, we'll wait for sunset
and begin the eradication.
**[10:40] ---**
It's definitely the quickest way to handle it.
**[10:43] ---**
We'll divide these up
and inject them into the roots.
**[10:46] ---**
What is this stuff?
**[10:48] ---**
It's poison.
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If you come across a Man-eater,
give it a whole shot of this.
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It'll die from the inside out.
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What a pretty color.
I've never seen anything like it.
**[11:02] ---**
R-Right?! It's a raw undiluted solution!
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It's made to ward off
the jungle's big predators!
**[11:08] ---**
The translucence and color
totally blows my mind!
**[11:11] ---**
That's my Akki! I knew you'd
be able to appreciate it!
**[11:14] ---**
Uh-huh!
**[11:15] ---**
Hey! What if one of those breaks?!
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Huh? He'd totally kick the bucket.
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Stand up for yourself!
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Roromori.
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Why do you even have that?
**[11:28] ---**
Didn't you know, Zakk?
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Walking alone at night can be dangerous.
**[11:32] ---**
To keep perverts at bay, girls these days
carry their own personal poison.
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P-Personal poison?
**[11:40] ---**
I-I had no idea...
'Cuz I go to a boys' school...
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They don't!
**[11:46] ---**
Even Himi knows how smart
it is to arm herself.
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We can never be too prepared.
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That's right. I'm all for self-defense.
**[11:54] ---**
More like excessive force!
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♪ Ding dong, ding neigh. ♪
**[12:01] ---**
Good morning. This is Paka.
**[12:04] ---**
It's now been one day since starting Stage 4.
**[12:08] ---**
I'm glad to see you're all in good health.
**[12:11] ---**
Now then, I have some great news to share.
**[12:14] ---**
One week has passed in your real
Let's Play... and my goodness!
**[12:19] ---**
The view count has passed 5,000,000!
**[12:23] ---**
You've achieved that faster
than anyone in history.
**[12:27] ---**
As the supervisor of the glorious
13th Avenue... I'm so honored.
**[12:38] ---**
If this is 13th Avenue, does that mean
there're other cities like this?
**[12:42] ---**
Are there others kept captive
and forced to play games--
**[12:45] ---**
Mr. Oshigiri.
**[12:47] ---**
Have you forgotten the meaning of this stage?
**[12:53] ---**
Do you have an apology for me?
**[12:56] ---**
We just got lost.
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Oh? Lost?
**[13:02] ---**
Running, are we? Despite what it might
seem like, I do love playing tag.
**[13:07] ---**
Then go play by yourself!
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Did you get him?
**[13:11] ---**
I don't know, but I'm sure I hit something.
**[13:24] ---**
He's a monster!
**[13:29] ---**
It's punishment for you
who touched upon a taboo.
**[13:33] ---**
You mustn't do any needless exploring.
**[13:38] ---**
Got it? Follow the ivy and try
to pinpoint where the core is.
**[13:42] ---**
We all need to be working in pairs.
**[13:45] ---**
Even at night, avoid being alone.
**[13:47] ---**
Right.
**[13:48] ---**
Those on standby will stand our ground here.
**[13:50] ---**
I'll be working on a follow-up plan.
**[13:53] ---**
Karirin will be assisting me.
**[13:55] ---**
Himi will prepare dinner.
**[13:57] ---**
Makimaki is on sleeping duty.
**[14:00] ---**
Don't you guys have it easy?
**[14:02] ---**
That's not true at all.
**[14:05] ---**
Though, it'll be problematic
to tell apart real and fake people.
**[14:09] ---**
Shall we decide a password?
**[14:12] ---**
I've got it...
**[14:14] ---**
Wh-What?
**[14:15] ---**
Let's make it something about Karirin.
**[14:17] ---**
What does she remind you of?
**[14:20] ---**
Facial pummel.
**[14:21] ---**
That only applies to you, Akki.
**[14:23] ---**
How about short-tempered?
**[14:25] ---**
Scaredy.
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Noisy.
**[14:27] ---**
Good ideas! Have any others?
**[14:29] ---**
Chicken.
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Gorilla.
**[14:30] ---**
Chi-Chickrilla.
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Um, hello? You're pissing me off.
**[14:34] ---**
I'll kill all of you.
**[14:36] ---**
Hey, everyone!
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Hmm?
**[14:38] ---**
Before you all go, why don't you have one?
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Approved! Listen up, guys!
**[14:45] ---**
When one person says "Karin,"
the other says "Pudding!"
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Yes! Pudding, pudding!
**[14:50] ---**
She already broke you in?!
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The operation begins in ten seconds!
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I wish you all good luck!
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--Disband!
--Yeah!
**[14:59] ---**
Hey, wait!
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It grows fast but withers even faster.
**[15:11] ---**
Don't dawdle around. Let's move on.
**[15:17] ---**
Anya.
**[15:19] ---**
Eh?
**[15:20] ---**
About that... sleeping
medication that you use...
**[15:24] ---**
If you asked Mr. Paka,
I think he would get some for you.
**[15:29] ---**
Hell no. Ain't happening.
**[15:31] ---**
Why the hell would I ask
that creep for a favor?
**[15:34] ---**
I'll do the asking for you.
**[15:36] ---**
Mind your own business!
**[15:38] ---**
But...
**[15:39] ---**
It'd piss me off for you
to ask him a favor, too.
**[15:49] ---**
Mr. Paka. You're seeing this, right?
**[15:52] ---**
I'd like to talk to you later.
**[15:55] ---**
As you wish, Mr. Iride.
**[16:00] ---**
Cut it out, Onigasaki.
**[16:03] ---**
Why not? Smacking them both
sounds fine to me.
**[16:07] ---**
Don't. Aikawa's done nothing wrong.
**[16:10] ---**
If only it were Kudou...
**[16:11] ---**
Wanna piece, huh?!
**[16:15] ---**
You okay, Iride?
**[16:16] ---**
Jerk. I'll seriously wallop you later.
**[16:21] ---**
Anyway, why is it even active at night?
**[16:23] ---**
Who knows? Maybe it saved up
energy during the daytime.
**[16:28] ---**
Makino, Karin! When I say Karin...
**[16:31] ---**
No use, Iride. That's pointless.
**[16:34] ---**
Huh?
**[16:35] ---**
Aikawa...
**[16:37] ---**
...was fast asleep when
we decided the password!
**[16:40] ---**
Wake him up if you noticed!
**[16:43] ---**
Huh? Do you think that it's sleeping?
**[16:47] ---**
Oh! I've seen that happen
on the train! So soothing...
**[16:51] ---**
Don't be soothed!
**[16:52] ---**
Let's just do them both...
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Wait! Why are you always
so quick to resort to force?
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Because I hate waiting.
**[16:59] ---**
They're both frickin' impostors!
**[17:05] ---**
"Genome Tower" "30F Outdoor Bath"
"10F Cafeteria" "6F Guest Room" "5F Theater"
Everything but the main facilities
being locked was a blessing in disguise.
**[17:10] ---**
It was really only able
to grow in the hallways.
**[17:13] ---**
Did you have enough vials?
**[17:14] ---**
We've got five left now.
**[17:16] ---**
Well, I've got plenty other plans if need be.
**[17:19] ---**
We'll have to see what tomorrow brings.
**[17:37] ---**
Wake up.
**[17:38] ---**
Hey.
**[17:43] ---**
What's the matter?
**[17:46] ---**
I have to pee...
**[17:47] ---**
Huh?
**[17:50] ---**
Come to the bathroom with me!
We're supposed to stay in pairs!
**[17:57] ---**
You really, really, really,
really better not leave!
**[18:00] ---**
I'm right here.
**[18:14] ---**
I need to use the bathroom, too...
**[18:38] ---**
Y-You scared me.
**[18:40] ---**
Yuzu, this is the men's restroom.
**[18:45] ---**
Yuzu? Huh?
**[18:55] ---**
I knew it. Right again.
**[18:58] ---**
Don't you know?
**[19:00] ---**
Akki is ambidextrous.
**[19:02] ---**
Though left-handed until kindergarten,
**[19:05] ---**
he switched over to right
before elementary school.
**[19:08] ---**
Now he writes left-handed. Chopsticks, left.
**[19:11] ---**
Handshakes right. Catches balls right.
**[19:13] ---**
Bats either way. Turns faucets with left.
**[19:16] ---**
And when he goes to protect himself...
**[19:19] ---**
Left.
**[19:20] ---**
You protected your face with your right hand.
**[19:23] ---**
Did I now?
**[19:25] ---**
And stopped the faucet right-handed.
**[19:27] ---**
Communication, self-defense,
the ability to lie...
**[19:30] ---**
You're way smarter than
the other Man-eaters.
**[19:33] ---**
Perhaps you're their leader
or something like that?
**[19:37] ---**
Um, Yuzu? It's me, Iride. Akatsuki Iride.
**[19:50] ---**
Hey, don't underestimate me.
**[19:52] ---**
I've dedicated my entire
life to observing Akki.
**[19:56] ---**
Out of love, resentment, and curiosity...
**[20:02] ---**
To be honest, I could care less
if you really were actually Akki.
**[20:07] ---**
I've always wanted to dissect you.
**[20:10] ---**
Because I love you so much.
**[20:14] ---**
Your outside, your inside, everything...
**[20:18] ---**
I've got to complete you!
**[20:22] ---**
Hey, what in the world are you anyway?
**[20:27] ---**
Thanks to you, my research will never be--
**[20:53] ---**
It's not fair to smile like that.
**[20:57] ---**
I was actually lost on
what to do for a moment.
**[21:15] ---**
Looks like it's all withered away.
**[21:17] ---**
I guess the poison did its job.
**[21:20] ---**
More importantly, what's up with those two?
**[21:26] ---**
Even I feel a little guilty, you know?
**[21:31] ---**
About what?
**[21:36] ---**
The only thing that matters
is that you're safe.
**[21:40] ---**
Thank you.
**[21:45] ---**
I should've kissed him while
I had the chance, meow!
**[21:49] ---**
Hmm?
**[22:00] ---**
Anya.
**[22:01] ---**
Eh?