E4 - Daydream and Nightmare

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[00:30] ---
    Himiko.
[00:32] ---
    I finally found you.
[00:34] ---
    Iride...
[00:35] ---
    Here. This came as a toy
    in the kid's lunch I had yesterday.
[00:40] ---
    It's yours if you want it.
[00:43] ---
    Thank you very much!
[00:46] ---
    --By the way, Iride...
    --Hmm?
[00:48] ---
    What happened to your cheek?
[00:51] ---
    Oh, this is just... Uh, I fell over.
[00:55] ---
    Did Kudou play a part in this?
[00:57] ---
    Yeah...
[00:58] ---
    Did you have a fight?
[01:00] ---
    Hmm... I wonder if you could call that a fight?
[01:04] ---
    I don't think he wants
    to speak with me anymore.
[01:19] ---
    "The Ones Within"
[02:53] ---
    What's that?
[02:54] ---
    Anya? Mind if I sit next to you?
[02:58] ---
    --Don't.
    --I-I'll even eat your peppers!
[03:01] ---
    No need. I'll leave 'em.
[03:02] ---
    You better not leave them.
[03:05] ---
    You better not leave them.
[03:07] ---
    Wh-Whoa! The hell you doing?!
[03:10] ---
    Don't tap my shoulder with a weapon!
[03:12] ---
    Those peppers were raised by farmers
    with love and shipped off to enjoy.
[03:16] ---
    You could say they entrusted us
    to take care of their babies.
[03:20] ---
    You better not leave them.
[03:22] ---
    People don't ship off their babies!
[03:26] ---
    Anya...
[03:29] ---
    What happened between you two?
[03:32] ---
    Well...
[03:34] ---
    Um...
[03:36] ---
    More importantly...
[03:39] ---
    Have you seen Kai or Zak yet today?
[03:42] ---
    I haven't seen either of them.
[03:46] ---
    I see...
[03:56] ---
    I knew there was no one here.
[03:58] ---
    It's not like they're hiding somewhere either.
[04:06] ---
    Are you a ghost or something?
    I wish you'd stop hiding your presence.
[04:11] ---
    I don't mean to, but...
[04:13] ---
    If you're reckless again, it'll cause
    more trouble for the others.
[04:18] ---
    So what? Have you come to lecture me?
[04:24] ---
    Hey!
[04:31] ---
    There's no one around, like I thought.
[04:34] ---
    It's brand new but covered in dust...
[04:37] ---
    An empty city made just for the game?
[04:42] ---
    At least we know, on the outside,
    there're probably people looking for us.
[04:46] ---
    So what? Do you miss your family that much?
[04:52] ---
    I'm here for a reason.
[04:54] ---
    And I won't leave till I'm done.
[05:02] ---
    I'm searching for my twin sister.
[05:10] ---
    "Liver Rolling" "Eyeball Scooping"
[05:23] ---
    "Lollipops"
[05:29] ---
    The atmosphere here feels so different
    than the other places we've been.
[05:34] ---
    H-Himiko, are you scared? You okay? Scared?
[05:38] ---
    Um, no?
[05:39] ---
    In that case, I'll hold your hand!
    You wanna hold hands, right?!
[05:44] ---
    Hand sweat...
[05:46] ---
    No fair! I want in, too!
[05:48] ---
    Me, too! Me, too!
[05:51] ---
    Hey, you're blocking the path.
    Don't spread out.
[05:55] ---
    Stage 5 is "Demon Extermination."
[05:59] ---
    Kakuriyo village here will be holding
    a repose of souls festival tonight.
[06:04] ---
    But demons come to abduct
    pure maidens during all the commotion.
[06:09] ---
    In order to clear this stage,
[06:12] ---
    you must stop the abductions and
    rescue all of the captured maidens.
[06:17] ---
    This festival is the one event
    where failure is not an option.
[06:22] ---
    May you all proceed with caution.
[06:25] ---
    Rescue? Not extermination?
[06:28] ---
    Of course, wiping out the whole demon
    citadel is how to achieve the true end.
[06:34] ---
    But the demons this time are
    so strong, it's almost cheating.
[06:39] ---
    I'm not enough of a demon myself
    to give you such an impossible task.
[06:53] ---
    And here, we've arrived.
    I will guide you no further.
[06:58] ---
    You can listen to the rest
    of the story from the elder inside.
[07:01] ---
    They should be more familiar with it than I.
[07:05] ---
    This stage requires at least four Let's Players.
[07:08] ---
    There is no upper limit, but as it
    will incorporate sneaking around,
[07:12] ---
    I do not recommend having too many people.
[07:17] ---
    I wish you all good luck.
[07:22] ---
    For now, let's all go hear
    what they have to say.
[07:30] ---
    S-Someone go in first.
[07:33] ---
    Okay, I'll go!
[07:34] ---
    Hey, wait up! Wait up!
[07:36] ---
    Be a little more cautious!
[07:39] ---
    Didn't those two have a fight?
[07:43] ---
    Don't worry about it!
[07:44] ---
    An elder's house and king's throne
    are classic starting points in RPGs!
[07:50] ---
    It's not like I'll get stabbed
    with a knife right off the bat...
[08:00] ---
    Mind dropping that
    dangerous weapon, Missy?
[08:07] ---
    A-Are you demons?
[08:16] ---
    I'm the village elder, Kihachi.
[08:18] ---
    This is my granddaughter, Kikka.
[08:21] ---
    She simply jumped to the wrong conclusion.
[08:24] ---
    It's okay.
[08:25] ---
    Tonight, our village is terrified
    of an impending demon attack.
[08:30] ---
    Even I don't know if this is the night
    my cute granddaughter is taken away.
[08:35] ---
    This senile old man would risk
    his life to protect Kikka, but...
[08:42] ---
    Which is why, you see...
[08:44] ---
    "Visitors who come on the festival
    night will be greeted by death."
[08:48] ---
    That has become the
    defacto law of our village.
[08:51] ---
    The hell's up with your laws here?
[08:54] ---
    I now hear that you've come
    to put an end to the demon's brutality.
[08:59] ---
    I don't know if this will
    be of any use to you, but...
[09:02] ---
    ...the least I can do is give
    the goods in this hamper to you.
[09:07] ---
    I-It's really feeling like a real RPG this time!
[09:11] ---
    Is it treasure?! Equipment?!
[09:12] ---
    You guys are so dumb!
[09:15] ---
    Don't get so excited!
[09:19] ---
    "Obtained Sacrificial Robes
    (One size fits all) x 2"
[09:22] ---
    Tellin' us to go die?!
    You saying we should die instead?!
[09:25] ---
    Grandpa!
[09:28] ---
    You, give it back! Give me back my knife!
[09:32] ---
    Quit screwing around!
    Hurry up and gimme it!
[09:36] ---
    I think I'm becoming butter...
[09:38] ---
    But isn't it an interesting idea as a plan?
[09:41] ---
    If we can locate the demon base,
[09:43] ---
    we can rescue all the
    captured maidens in one go.
[09:47] ---
    If they're alive, that is.
[09:49] ---
    They're alive!
[09:51] ---
    You don't know that.
[09:53] ---
    I do know it!
[09:54] ---
    Just so you know, not all demons
    eat every person in sight!
[09:58] ---
    Enough, Kikka.
[10:03] ---
    This one won't be easy...
[10:06] ---
    But you're definitely participating
    in the stage this time.
[10:09] ---
    Huh?
[10:10] ---
    Didn't you promise to
    before the nurturing game?
[10:13] ---
    Sorry, but I'm going to sit
    this one out. Maybe next time.
[10:18] ---
    You remember that?
[10:19] ---
    'Course I do.
[10:21] ---
    Then I guess the first players
    this time are Kai... and Zak?
[10:25] ---
    Huh? Why me?
[10:27] ---
    You two have been getting along lately.
    You always vanish together.
[10:32] ---
    Not that I care, but...
[10:35] ---
    It doesn't matter to me either.
[10:37] ---
    All right, then we need two more.
    Are there any volunteers?
[10:42] ---
    I thought as much.
[10:44] ---
    But it's going to be all guys at this rate.
[10:46] ---
    Don't the demons
    abduct girls? Will this work?
[10:51] ---
    Yeah, it looks great on you...
[10:54] ---
    I cannot allow it.
[10:57] ---
    According to the ancient scrolls
    passed down for generations,
[11:01] ---
    the demons love bouncy, busty bodies,
    or so the legends say.
[11:13] ---
    What're you making it
    sound so dignified for?!
[11:16] ---
    G-Grandpa!
[11:18] ---
    Ah, man! Occult girl, you go!
[11:20] ---
    Huh? No way! You've got to be kidding
    if you think I'm in after hearing all that!
[11:25] ---
    What?! It's about time you
    participate in something, too!
[11:28] ---
    No! You stick on some meat buns and do it!
[11:31] ---
    Who would wear those?!
[11:33] ---
    Um, you might burn yourself
    unless you wrap them first...
[11:37] ---
    Not doing it! Keep your
    dumb advice to yourself!
[11:40] ---
    Hold on. Kudou has a vile face.
[11:42] ---
    Won't he just upset the demons instead of--
[11:44] ---
    Let's take this outside, jerk!
    How about you be the sacrifice?!
[11:48] ---
    Good idea! Zak will look good in girl clothes!
[11:51] ---
    That's one thing I won't do.
[11:53] ---
    --You'll look good!
    --I won't.
[11:55] ---
    And if you try to force me,
    I'll cut my tongue off right here.
[11:58] ---
    O-Oh...
[11:59] ---
    I've never seen Oshigiri
    this stubborn before...
[12:03] ---
    Then, Kai? Think you could
    take one for the team?
[12:07] ---
    No thanks. Someone of my stature
    won't seem like a girl anyway.
[12:11] ---
    "Sushi"
    Just say you kinda stretched out
    after hanging on a pole all night.
[12:15] ---
    "Sushi"
    No thanks.
[12:17] ---
    Jeez, you're a selfish prick.
[12:19] ---
    I really don't want to hear it from you.
[12:21] ---
    Say what now?!
[12:23] ---
    --Guys, could we please calm down?
[12:24] ---
    --You know what your problem is?!
    --Guys, could we please calm down?
[12:26] ---
    --In any case, I'm not doing it!
    - It's not happening! Never!
    -
[12:28] ---
    --In any case, I'm not doing it!
    It's not happening! Never!
    --You're so full of yourself, it ain't funny!
[12:30] ---
    --I'm telling you, no means no!
    --You're so full of yourself, it ain't funny!
[12:31] ---
    --I'm telling you, no means no!
    --C-Calm down! Ah!
[12:42] ---
    Have we calmed down now?
[12:44] ---
    Yes.
[12:45] ---
    W-We're up against cheat-level monsters.
[12:48] ---
    We have to unite and
    do this without fighting!
[12:51] ---
    I know! I've got a good idea, meow!
[13:13] ---
    Why Aikawa though?
[13:14] ---
    I guess you haven't heard, Zak.
[13:16] ---
    Looking into Makimaki's eyes enchants
    anyone, regardless of age or gender.
[13:21] ---
    We'll use our cheat on the cheats.
    Those demons are done for.
[13:25] ---
    Seriously?
[13:27] ---
    Want to try it?
[13:47] ---
    Enough. I feel strange...
[13:49] ---
    Awesome! But scary!
[13:52] ---
    What in the world are they doing?
[13:57] ---
    Got it? You're not to speak
    a single word, Akki.
[14:00] ---
    They'll find out you're a guy.
[14:03] ---
    Okay!
[14:03] ---
    If you really have to, speak in falsetto.
[14:06] ---
    Give it a try, just like I taught you.
[14:09] ---
    Hi! I'm Akki!
[14:14] ---
    "Pfft!"
[14:15] ---
    She's totally screwing
    with you, you know that?!
[14:18] ---
    Um...
[14:20] ---
    There's something that's been on my mind...
[14:23] ---
    Did you two make up after
    your fight? That's great!
[14:27] ---
    We never fought from the start...
[14:30] ---
    --Huh?
    --I'm saying we didn't fight!
[14:34] ---
    Anya ran out of medicine recently and
    hadn't been able to get much sleep.
[14:40] ---
    But he didn't want to ask
    Paka for some, so I...
[14:50] ---
    I told you I didn't want 'em!
    Don't do shit on your own!
[15:03] ---
    So that's how it was...
[15:04] ---
    That's no reason to hit him though.
[15:06] ---
    Would you shut up?
[15:08] ---
    Can't you see he was worried about you?
[15:10] ---
    Pfft! I don't wanna hear it
    from you, berserk girl!
[15:26] ---
    My feet... have gone numb.
[15:29] ---
    Will they really come out tonight?
[15:33] ---
    They'll come.
[15:35] ---
    They're already here.
[15:41] ---
    You foolish humans.
    You fell straight into the trap.
[15:45] ---
    You sealed your fate coming
    to Kakuriyo, the village of demons.
[15:49] ---
    You won't be leaving alive.
[15:52] ---
    Especially this one...
[15:54] ---
    You sure got me good earlier, didn't you?
[15:57] ---
    I'll make you regret ever
    standing up to the great Kikka.
[16:04] ---
    What is it, Missy? Something wrong?
[16:07] ---
    U-Um...
[16:10] ---
    Th-There's a bug crawling on your back.
[16:13] ---
    A bug?
[16:15] ---
    Take it away, Oshigiri.
[16:17] ---
    There's a 2 cm caterpillar climbing
    on your right shoulder blade.
[16:22] ---
    It's almost to your nape.
[16:24] ---
    I didn't ask for that sort of commentary.
[16:26] ---
    I don't like squishy bugs.
[16:30] ---
    So cute... It's so tiny and plump!
[16:34] ---
    Afraid of bugs? You sissy.
[16:36] ---
    Anboy, there's a Hercules beetle
    hanging out on your back.
[16:40] ---
    Seriously? Get it!
[16:42] ---
    It's the world's biggest!
[16:44] ---
    Would you both shut up?! Be quiet!
[16:58] ---
    Are these tonight's sacrifices?
[17:10] ---
    Change them!
[17:13] ---
    What...
[17:14] ---
    ...was that?
[17:15] ---
    Huh?
[17:17] ---
    Your bodies are not bouncy or busty at all!
[17:20] ---
    They're thin and frail like matchsticks!
[17:23] ---
    I'm honestly, you know...
[17:25] ---
    Naked, I'm... um... you know.
[17:29] ---
    Don't push your luck, man!
[17:31] ---
    But we've still got Makimaki's stare attack!
[17:36] ---
    Wake up, Makimaki!
[17:38] ---
    Enough chitchat. Bring out the women!
[17:46] ---
    You better cut this shit out!
[17:49] ---
    So that's where you were.
    Which one will it be, Kikka?
[17:53] ---
    This one! I want this one, Grandpa!
[17:56] ---
    She seems the softest of them all.
[17:58] ---
    Grandpa?
[18:00] ---
    Is he that bearded grandpa man?!
[18:04] ---
    Okay, okay. Let's go with her then.
[18:07] ---
    Hey, can't we take more than one?
[18:11] ---
    I really want that tiny one, too!
[18:14] ---
    I think that one over there looks
    much bouncier and bust-- Ahem...
[18:20] ---
    Um, don't you agree?
[18:22] ---
    No way. She seems scary.
[18:24] ---
    I see... Either way, the dungeon
    is packed to the brim.
[18:29] ---
    If you want another,
    you'll have to get rid of one first.
[18:34] ---
    Tsk! Fine...
[18:38] ---
    Um, could I come with you, too?
[18:42] ---
    Nope! I'd have to dispose
    of someone, so I don't need you.
[18:46] ---
    Oh, don't say that. It'll be like a trial.
[18:49] ---
    If you don't need me, get rid of me.
[18:51] ---
    Akatsuki! What the hell are you think--
[18:54] ---
    It's Karin.
[18:57] ---
    I can't let Karin be by herself.
[19:07] ---
    Please, Elder Kihachi!
[19:13] ---
    Very well.
[19:21] ---
    Dammit, Dimwitsuki!
[19:22] ---
    Calm down, Anboy.
[19:24] ---
    How the hell can I stay calm?!
[19:26] ---
    He just doesn't understand!
[19:46] ---
    Tsk.
[19:48] ---
    Don't come in.
[19:53] ---
    Anya, I only get D's in Phys Ed.
[20:00] ---
    If you happen to collapse again,
[20:03] ---
    I might not be able to carry you to safety.
[20:10] ---
    I...
[20:11] ---
    I want to finish this with everybody.
[20:14] ---
    I'll be upset if you're not there.
[20:31] ---
    I'm leaving your medicine right here.
[20:35] ---
    I'll be waiting outside.
[20:52] ---
    Um, it's raining harder than I thought,
    so can I wait in here?
[20:56] ---
    You know what?!
[20:59] ---
    You really are...!
[21:02] ---
    Sheesh...
[21:33] ---
    When you say everyone, that includes you...
[21:40] ---
    It's okay. The players have changed,
    but it's still going according to plan.
[21:45] ---
    What part of it? We've got
    no idea where they are.
[21:48] ---
    We do. You know the card Akki
    always hangs from his neck?
[21:51] ---
    I put a transmitter on it.
[21:55] ---
    We'll chase them wherever they go.
[21:58] ---
    We won't lose them.
[22:01] ---
    Not a chance.