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E2 - Born This Way

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[00:04] ---
    Neigh.
[00:06] ---
    "PakaPaka Farms"
    "Nothing but Alpacas"
    Stage 3 is a dating sim nurturing simulation.
[00:10] ---
    Throbbing Egg ~ Lady Murasaki.
[00:13] ---
    My goodness. It's such a nice day
    and you all look so grumpy.
[00:17] ---
    Akatsuki, wait! Don't move!
[00:21] ---
    Oh, what we have here is a Pakamera.
[00:25] ---
    Pakamera?
[00:26] ---
    They're robots inhabiting 13th Avenue
    who film throughout the area...
[00:30] ---
    ...with the lenses in their eyes.
[00:33] ---
    While the city's main cameras are
    stationary, these act as a supplement.
[00:37] ---
    Not only can they film outside, but their
    ability to follow permits the viewers...
[00:41] ---
    ...to experience the stream
    as if they were there.
[00:45] ---
    By the way, any facilities of
    Genome Tower and the city itself...
[00:49] ---
    ...are completely yours to use as you please.
[00:52] ---
    However...
[00:54] ---
    The tower's Floor 51
    and above are forbidden.
[00:58] ---
    Violators will be severely punished,
    so do please take care.
[01:12] ---
    "The Ones Within"
[02:37] ---
    I will now explain the rules.
[02:40] ---
    You will raise the girl born from this egg
[02:43] ---
    as well as help her get along
    with the school idol, Hikaru Genji.
[02:48] ---
    It's a nurturing game and a
    dating sim mixed together then?
[02:54] ---
    Incredible! It's like a dinosaur egg!
[02:57] ---
    Lend me a drill, Mr. Alpaca!
    I've got to see what's inside!
[03:01] ---
    Please don't. The girl's ingredients
    will come spilling out.
[03:05] ---
    The girl's ingredients?!
[03:07] ---
    By the way, this stage requires
    at least four Let's Players.
[03:11] ---
    There is no upper limit, so nominate
    whoever you feel worthy.
[03:15] ---
    Please take some time to make your decision.
[03:18] ---
    Nurturing games are
    up your alley, little bean.
[03:19] ---
    "Soft-Spoken Let's Player: Himiko Inaba"
    Nurturing games are
    up your alley, little bean.
[03:21] ---
    "Soft-Spoken Let's Player: Himiko Inaba"
[03:25] ---
    Did you nominate Beantsuki?
[03:27] ---
    I did not.
[03:28] ---
    Since this is part dating sim... Aikawa.
[03:30] ---
    "Of Few Words Let's Player: Makino Aikawa"
    Since this is part dating sim... Aikawa.
[03:32] ---
    "Of Few Words Let's Player: Makino Aikawa"
[03:34] ---
    "Of Few Words Let's Player: Makino Aikawa"
    I-Is he okay?
[03:35] ---
    "Of Few Words Let's Player: Makino Aikawa"
    You should at least keep your
    eyes shut, Makimaki. They'll dry out.
[03:38] ---
    You should at least keep your
    eyes shut, Makimaki. They'll dry out.
[03:40] ---
    If no one else cares,
    I'd like to participate again.
[03:43] ---
    Didn't learn from last time, idiot?
[03:46] ---
    Would you like to join, Anya?
[03:48] ---
    Ain't gonna happen.
[03:49] ---
    I'll pass. There's no way
    I'm doing two in a row.
[03:52] ---
    Given the genre, this one
    shouldn't be scary though.
[03:55] ---
    Wh-What are you talking about?
    The last one wasn't scary either!
[03:59] ---
    Wh-What about Oshigiri? You seem
    like you can handle girls well.
[04:03] ---
    H-Huh? No, I'm...
[04:05] ---
    Zak here is incredibly bad
    at dealing with girls!
[04:09] ---
    I-I wouldn't say incredibly bad...
[04:16] ---
    Pathetic! You're scared of 'em!
[04:19] ---
    That's so cute of you!
[04:21] ---
    Is that an insult I hear, you bastard?!
[04:23] ---
    You got a bone to pick with me?!
[04:25] ---
    Eh?! Forget your bone, I'm picking a fight!
[04:28] ---
    Are you an idiot?!
[04:29] ---
    It takes one to know one!
[04:35] ---
    Sorry, but I'm going to sit
    this one out. Maybe next time.
[04:40] ---
    Where will you go?
[04:42] ---
    Exploring.
[04:45] ---
    Kai sure operates at his own pace.
[04:48] ---
    Isn't that the way Paka went?
[04:51] ---
    "Throbbing Egg User's Manual"
[04:52] ---
    "Throbbing Egg User's Manual"
    The Throbbing Egg takes in
    the breeder's preferences...
[04:53] ---
    The Throbbing Egg takes in
    the breeder's preferences...
[04:55] ---
    ...to determine the girl's
    looks and personality.
[04:58] ---
    It will hatch about one hour after warming up.
[05:01] ---
    Warming up? So like this then?
[05:05] ---
    Um, I don't think that heat will be enough.
[05:09] ---
    Even chicken eggs need to be
    heated to 38 degrees Celsius.
[05:13] ---
    Why the hell does she
    have to hatch from an egg?
[05:16] ---
    The guy's got some sick hobbies.
[05:18] ---
    "Kitchenette"
[05:19] ---
    Sensei! I found a heater!
[05:23] ---
    Let's use that and the fireplace.
[05:25] ---
    Humidity is important, too,
    so we'll place boiling water around it.
[05:29] ---
    And don't forget to roll it once in a while.
[05:32] ---
    What a pain in the ass.
[05:34] ---
    Let's just toss it in a bath.
[05:36] ---
    Yeah.
[05:37] ---
    Huh?
[05:38] ---
    Oh?
[05:41] ---
    Soft-boiled egg.
[05:44] ---
    That's really the first thing you're gonna say?
[05:48] ---
    --Zap.
    --Just don't talk!
[05:51] ---
    Zap in the microwave.
[05:53] ---
    If we zap her, wouldn't
    the pretty girl explode?
[05:56] ---
    The whackos are multiplying...
[05:58] ---
    Afro.
[05:59] ---
    Stop it!
[06:00] ---
    Character creation is no joke.
[06:03] ---
    If you screw with settings
    and mess them up just for fun,
[06:06] ---
    you'll end up regretting it
    when there's a serious scene.
[06:09] ---
    O-Oh...
[06:10] ---
    Starting naked or using
    "AAAA" for a name is absurd.
[06:14] ---
    Nurturing games take devotion.
[06:15] ---
    If you don't pour time, money,
    and love into it every day,
[06:18] ---
    it'll hurt your completion percent.
[06:20] ---
    It's because of all the effort it takes
    that makes completion oh so fulfilling.
[06:24] ---
    Girls, cows, veggies...
    They're all my cute babies.
[06:27] ---
    Let's all do our best for
    the babies... to the death.
[06:32] ---
    Whoa...
[06:35] ---
    Come on, everyone. Let's pray.
[06:38] ---
    Egg, oh egg. Please hatch soon.
[06:41] ---
    Fail and we'll make you
    into eggs with crab and ham.
[06:43] ---
    Eh?
[06:44] ---
    Savory egg custard and mayonnaise omelet...
[06:47] ---
    Oyakodon carbonara and eggs with crab...
[06:50] ---
    Eh?
[06:51] ---
    Aren't eggs with crab just so tasty?
[06:54] ---
    Pray for a healthy hatching!
[07:00] ---
    Kudou, tell us what kind of girl you like!
[07:03] ---
    Why should I?!
[07:04] ---
    The manual said it takes in
    the breeder's preferences.
[07:08] ---
    If you all say what kind of girl you like,
    I'm sure she'll be a wonderful girl!
[07:13] ---
    It'll be like a sleep over on a school trip!
[07:15] ---
    Oh no! Hurry up! The egg is cracking!
[07:18] ---
    Who cares about preferences?!
[07:21] ---
    How about a girl... in a school uniform?!
[07:23] ---
    I pray for an honest, kind, and healthy girl...
[07:27] ---
    I wish... I could see Pandarou again...
[07:30] ---
    Afro...
[07:45] ---
    Th-This is...
[07:49] ---
    Karirin!
[07:52] ---
    Is that supposed to be me?
[07:54] ---
    Please cut it out.
[07:55] ---
    Now, now. Would you like
    to join me for something good?
[07:58] ---
    I found a massive outdoor bath on Floor 30.
[08:02] ---
    An outdoor bath?
[08:04] ---
    Yup! And it must be fate
    that I found you here.
[08:07] ---
    I've been wanting to know you better.
[08:10] ---
    Right...
[08:13] ---
    Plus... We need to talk about Akki...
[08:18] ---
    The egg has broken... Yes...
[08:21] ---
    And all of our thoughts
    have indeed become one...
[08:31] ---
    Wh-What is this?
[08:34] ---
    Papa... Mama... Nice to meet'cha.
[08:37] ---
    Me name's Lady Murasaki.
[08:40] ---
    Murasaki has an accent...
[08:42] ---
    Akatsuki... Is the panda your doing?
[08:44] ---
    Wh-When I thought about my preferences,
    I might've goofed a little...
[08:48] ---
    This is a lot worse than a little!
[08:50] ---
    How can we win over the school
    idol with this clump of fur?!
[08:54] ---
    Kudou, that's going too far!
[08:56] ---
    She's charming and adorable!
[08:58] ---
    You're looking at her with
    a parent's eyes! Face reality!
[09:01] ---
    I am! In a girl-raising sim,
[09:04] ---
    the uglier their face, the cuter they become!
[09:07] ---
    By slowly raising their stats
    or spending money if need be,
[09:11] ---
    they'll develop a face everyone can adore!
[09:14] ---
    I'm sure Murasaki can become
    a wonderful lady, too.
[09:17] ---
    M-Mama, it's okay...
[09:20] ---
    Hmm?
[09:21] ---
    Someone like me is too big anyway...
[09:24] ---
    Me so hairy, too... And me spots
    aren't clearly black and white...
[09:27] ---
    Nobody would ever wanna
    love someone like me...
[09:31] ---
    Your personality sucks!
    And don't pull the afro!
[09:34] ---
    That's not true at all!
    Your mother loves you, Murasaki!
[09:38] ---
    Your father loves you, too, Pandar--
[09:40] ---
    Ahem! I just love how your black
    and white spots mix together!
[09:44] ---
    Can me really pull it off? Can me change?
[09:47] ---
    You can! You can do it, Murasaki!
[09:50] ---
    My head seriously hurts.
    Would you say something, too?
[09:54] ---
    Stare...
[09:56] ---
    Huh?
[09:57] ---
    Stare...
[10:02] ---
    Huh?
[10:04] ---
    Eh?
[10:07] ---
    So you only met with Akki
    after coming here, huh?
[10:10] ---
    You two get along so well,
    I thought for sure...
[10:13] ---
    Please, that weird-hair wacko?
[10:19] ---
    You know what? I'm what
    they call a "complete" freak.
[10:22] ---
    I've got to know everything about those I like.
[10:25] ---
    I'm quite taken by you, too.
[10:27] ---
    E-Even if we're both girls,
    isn't being this close a bit... w-weird?
[10:34] ---
    Not once have I said anything
    about being a girl.
[10:46] ---
    N-No way... But you have some...
[10:53] ---
    And have... none...
[10:57] ---
    Sorry, sorry! I'm kidding!
[11:01] ---
    Take a look. That little act
    sure got the counter rolling.
[11:06] ---
    Th-They can see us here, too?
[11:08] ---
    I'm not positive, but I think
    that's a Pakamera there...
[11:14] ---
    Nice aim!
[11:16] ---
    Th-That damn Alpaca!
    I'm gonna skin him alive!
[11:20] ---
    Well, the 100,000,000
    view counter went way up.
[11:23] ---
    That means earning views isn't
    limited to those playing the games.
[11:28] ---
    No matter what we do or where we go,
    us eight are always Let's Playing.
[11:34] ---
    Which is why you and I really ought
    to get to know each other, Karin.
[11:39] ---
    He loves me, he loves me not.
    He loves me, he loves me not.
[11:43] ---
    He loves me...
[11:47] ---
    Papa, me thinks me might be sick...
[11:50] ---
    What?!
[11:51] ---
    There's a pain in me heart
    that won't go away...
[11:54] ---
    Mother!
[11:55] ---
    Yes?
[11:56] ---
    Murasaki isn't feeling so well!
[11:59] ---
    Could it be a cold?
[12:02] ---
    --Me chest! Me heart hurts so bad!
[12:05] ---
    --Murasaki!
    --Me chest! Me heart hurts so bad!
[12:07] ---
    The vet! Get the vet!
[12:09] ---
    I've got nothin' to say...
[12:15] ---
    I see... Murasaki has a crush on Makino...
[12:18] ---
    An annoying problem
    got even more annoying.
[12:23] ---
    Anyway, let's get to school
    first thing in the morning...
[12:25] ---
    ...and get this shitty game over with.
[12:29] ---
    Shitty game? There's no such thing
    as a shitty nurturing game.
[12:34] ---
    Hey, put that away.
[12:36] ---
    Take it back right now.
[12:38] ---
    What you just said is an insult
    to every baby born on this planet.
[12:42] ---
    I said put it away.
[12:44] ---
    Kudou! No matter what you say,
    you're her father, too!
[12:47] ---
    Hell no! I never gave birth to that furball!
[12:51] ---
    Don't play dumb! This is child neglect!
[12:53] ---
    Your temper's too short!
    Your eyebrows are too short!
[12:56] ---
    My eyebrows got nothin' to do with this!
[12:59] ---
    Hold on! If Anya is the father then
    what does that make me? A third wheel?
[13:04] ---
    You're just a regular idiot!
[13:06] ---
    Not the hair!
[13:08] ---
    Divine retribution.
[13:10] ---
    Huh?
[13:15] ---
    Shit! What the hell's wrong
    with that nurture freak?!
[13:17] ---
    My poor eyes are throbbing...
[13:20] ---
    I guess we're sleeping here tonight.
[13:24] ---
    Let's go to sleep, Anya.
[13:26] ---
    Ain't happening.
[13:28] ---
    Out of medicine anyway.
[13:30] ---
    Medicine?
[13:31] ---
    Forget it. But seriously...
[13:34] ---
    Shut up, Makino!
[13:36] ---
    "St. Shikibu Girl's Academy"
[13:40] ---
    Whoa! Now that's a wild girl!
[13:42] ---
    Me name's Murasaki. Nice to meet'cha.
[13:45] ---
    Uh-huh! Aren't you a sweet girl?
[13:47] ---
    Why are you here?
[13:49] ---
    To cheer you on. Figured your girl
    power was lacking for a dating sim.
[13:53] ---
    Sheesh.
[13:54] ---
    Let's go.
[13:57] ---
    Huh?
[13:58] ---
    "Protect" "Avenue"
    This is the St. Shikibu Girl's Academy!
[14:01] ---
    No one suspicious may enter.
[14:03] ---
    Eh? What's suspicious
    about our girl?! I'll kill you!
[14:07] ---
    This is the St. Shikibu...
[14:09] ---
    ...Girl's Academy. Men are not permitted!
[14:12] ---
    --Gah! Lemme down, jerk! I'll kill you!
[14:15] ---
    --Anya!
    --Gah! Lemme down, jerk! I'll kill you!
[14:16] ---
    --Anya!
    --Let go, you jerk!
[14:16] ---
    --G-Give him back!
    --Let go, you jerk!
[14:19] ---
    "Stage 3
    Anya Kudou"
    Give Anya back!
[14:21] ---
    "Stage 3
    Anya Kudou"
    A-A-Anya!
[14:23] ---
    "Eliminated"
    A-A-Anya!
[14:29] ---
    Mr. Genji! Eat mine!
[14:31] ---
    --I sure will.
    --Please eat mine, too!
[14:33] ---
    I will.
[14:34] ---
    "St. Shikibu Girl's Academy Teacher:
    Hikaru Genji"
    I made it during home ec!
[14:35] ---
    "St. Shikibu Girl's Academy Teacher:
    Hikaru Genji"
    That's wonderful.
[14:37] ---
    To think Mr. Genji was a teacher...
    It's a forbidden love.
[14:41] ---
    At least we know he has
    a stable job if he's a teacher.
[14:44] ---
    Well, Muramura? First
    impressions of Mr. Genji?
[14:47] ---
    H-He seems like a wonderful guy.
[14:50] ---
    All them girls around him were so cute...
[14:53] ---
    Compared to them, me so... me so...
[14:57] ---
    Y-You're incredibly cute, too, Murasaki!
[15:00] ---
    You need to tell the person
    you like how you feel!
[15:04] ---
    Let's think about what you can do
    to make him happy together!
[15:08] ---
    Mama...
[15:11] ---
    Would you cut that out?
[15:12] ---
    The person me likes...
[15:14] ---
    To make him happy...
[15:16] ---
    "Home Ec"
[15:17] ---
    "Home Ec"
    Sift the flour through
    the sieve a couple times.
[15:19] ---
    "Ingredients" "Panda Cookies" "Steps"
    It'll get the clumps out
    to cook nice and evenly.
[15:23] ---
    "Himawari"
    "Wheat Flour"
    A-Achoo!
[15:24] ---
    A-Achoo!
[15:25] ---
    "Keep it tidy!"
    A-Achoo!
[15:26] ---
    "Keep it tidy!"
[15:30] ---
    Would you guys just...
[15:32] ---
    ...get out!
[15:36] ---
    Let's go see what Mr. Genji is up to.
[15:39] ---
    Mmm.
[15:43] ---
    It's tough being the idol of the school...
[15:47] ---
    Damn those immature brats.
[15:49] ---
    Can't they give something
    thoughtful for once?
[15:52] ---
    Something befitting of the
    gorgeous and beautiful me...
[15:56] ---
    For example, yes...
[15:58] ---
    Dom Perignon!
[16:01] ---
    --Yeah, nice shot, me! I'm the best!
    - The best! The best!
[16:05] ---
    --Stare...
    --Yeah, nice shot, me! I'm the best!
    The best! The best!
[16:08] ---
    I-I think we saw something amazing...
[16:11] ---
    We've got to tell the others quick.
[16:14] ---
    Excuse me.
[16:20] ---
    A-Are you okay?
[16:22] ---
    Uh, sorry! What can I do for you?
[16:25] ---
    Um, me wanted to give you
    something me made.
[16:30] ---
    Uh... Oh, how nice of you!
[16:35] ---
    Many thanks! I appreciate it!
[16:38] ---
    Th-Then, me will excuse meself.
[16:47] ---
    I'm mad! What the hell was that?!
[16:50] ---
    It's maddening that she's
    more stunning than me!
[16:53] ---
    It's unforgivable!
[16:56] ---
    Because I... I have to shine
    more than anyone else...
[17:01] ---
    They'll say it to me again...
    That I don't live up to my name...
[17:06] ---
    What?
[17:10] ---
    M-Me heard a loud voice, so...
[17:15] ---
    Um, Mr. Genji is plenty--
[17:17] ---
    You saw, right?
[17:19] ---
    You saw that embarrassing side of me, right?
[17:23] ---
    We can't have that...
[17:26] ---
    Because I... am always sparkling.
[17:29] ---
    I'm the pretty Mr. Genji after all!
[17:36] ---
    Murasaki!
[17:44] ---
    M-Makino!
[17:46] ---
    Wh-What's your problem? I'm a teacher!
[17:50] ---
    How dare you do that to me!
[18:02] ---
    Oh! Are you a transfer student?
[18:05] ---
    Forgive me! What's your class
    and name? What's your birthd--
[18:10] ---
    --Makino is awesome!
[18:12] ---
    --Makimaki can bewitch people
    with his eyes in just five seconds!
    --Makino is awesome!
[18:13] ---
    --Makimaki can bewitch people
    with his eyes in just five seconds!
[18:16] ---
    Awesome! But scary!
[18:20] ---
    Um, don' do that. It's dirty
    and all disfigured now...
[18:28] ---
    --Makino is awesome!
[18:29] ---
    --Perfect form, Makimaki!
    --Makino is awesome!
[18:32] ---
    "Science Room 2"
[18:35] ---
    These are for y'all. Me wanted
    everyone to have one.
[18:39] ---
    Me went and made these in secret.
[18:41] ---
    Could you please give one of these
    to me Papa with the scary face?
[18:46] ---
    Anya... I wonder if he's doing all right?
[18:49] ---
    Move it, punk! Where the hell am I?!
[18:53] ---
    Why don't you just forget about him?
[18:55] ---
    B-But, me can't jus' leave him alone...
[18:59] ---
    Me wants to tell him when he wakes up...
[19:02] ---
    That to me, Hikaru Genji is the most
    sparklin' teacher there's ever been.
[19:11] ---
    Murasaki...
[19:13] ---
    Then I'll punch him a few times in your place.
[19:17] ---
    I wonder why it feels like Mr. Genji
    isn't going to wake for a while?
[19:51] ---
    Me so blessed and happy...
[19:54] ---
    Murasaki?
[19:57] ---
    Me thinks it's time.
[20:02] ---
    Um...
[20:06] ---
    Mama... Papa, too...
[20:09] ---
    Uh, um...
[20:15] ---
    Could you please hug me one last time?
[20:41] ---
    "Science Room 2"
[20:43] ---
    "Ingredients" "Panda Cookies" "Steps"
[21:04] ---
    The hell's this?
[21:06] ---
    Murasaki wanted you to have that.
[21:22] ---
    Hey, where'd you two go?
[21:24] ---
    In the end, we cleared Stage 3 in one piece.
[21:31] ---
    Did something happen?
[21:33] ---
    Um, well...
[21:35] ---
    It's a long story.
[21:40] ---
    Good night.