E2 - Born This Way
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Neigh.
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"PakaPaka Farms"
"Nothing but Alpacas"
Stage 3 is a dating sim nurturing simulation.
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Throbbing Egg ~ Lady Murasaki.
[00:13] ---
My goodness. It's such a nice day
and you all look so grumpy.
[00:17] ---
Akatsuki, wait! Don't move!
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Oh, what we have here is a Pakamera.
[00:25] ---
Pakamera?
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They're robots inhabiting 13th Avenue
who film throughout the area...
[00:30] ---
...with the lenses in their eyes.
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While the city's main cameras are
stationary, these act as a supplement.
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Not only can they film outside, but their
ability to follow permits the viewers...
[00:41] ---
...to experience the stream
as if they were there.
[00:45] ---
By the way, any facilities of
Genome Tower and the city itself...
[00:49] ---
...are completely yours to use as you please.
[00:52] ---
However...
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The tower's Floor 51
and above are forbidden.
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Violators will be severely punished,
so do please take care.
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"The Ones Within"
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I will now explain the rules.
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You will raise the girl born from this egg
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as well as help her get along
with the school idol, Hikaru Genji.
[02:48] ---
It's a nurturing game and a
dating sim mixed together then?
[02:54] ---
Incredible! It's like a dinosaur egg!
[02:57] ---
Lend me a drill, Mr. Alpaca!
I've got to see what's inside!
[03:01] ---
Please don't. The girl's ingredients
will come spilling out.
[03:05] ---
The girl's ingredients?!
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By the way, this stage requires
at least four Let's Players.
[03:11] ---
There is no upper limit, so nominate
whoever you feel worthy.
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Please take some time to make your decision.
[03:18] ---
Nurturing games are
up your alley, little bean.
[03:19] ---
"Soft-Spoken Let's Player: Himiko Inaba"
Nurturing games are
up your alley, little bean.
[03:21] ---
"Soft-Spoken Let's Player: Himiko Inaba"
[03:25] ---
Did you nominate Beantsuki?
[03:27] ---
I did not.
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Since this is part dating sim... Aikawa.
[03:30] ---
"Of Few Words Let's Player: Makino Aikawa"
Since this is part dating sim... Aikawa.
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"Of Few Words Let's Player: Makino Aikawa"
[03:34] ---
"Of Few Words Let's Player: Makino Aikawa"
I-Is he okay?
[03:35] ---
"Of Few Words Let's Player: Makino Aikawa"
You should at least keep your
eyes shut, Makimaki. They'll dry out.
[03:38] ---
You should at least keep your
eyes shut, Makimaki. They'll dry out.
[03:40] ---
If no one else cares,
I'd like to participate again.
[03:43] ---
Didn't learn from last time, idiot?
[03:46] ---
Would you like to join, Anya?
[03:48] ---
Ain't gonna happen.
[03:49] ---
I'll pass. There's no way
I'm doing two in a row.
[03:52] ---
Given the genre, this one
shouldn't be scary though.
[03:55] ---
Wh-What are you talking about?
The last one wasn't scary either!
[03:59] ---
Wh-What about Oshigiri? You seem
like you can handle girls well.
[04:03] ---
H-Huh? No, I'm...
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Zak here is incredibly bad
at dealing with girls!
[04:09] ---
I-I wouldn't say incredibly bad...
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Pathetic! You're scared of 'em!
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That's so cute of you!
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Is that an insult I hear, you bastard?!
[04:23] ---
You got a bone to pick with me?!
[04:25] ---
Eh?! Forget your bone, I'm picking a fight!
[04:28] ---
Are you an idiot?!
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It takes one to know one!
[04:35] ---
Sorry, but I'm going to sit
this one out. Maybe next time.
[04:40] ---
Where will you go?
[04:42] ---
Exploring.
[04:45] ---
Kai sure operates at his own pace.
[04:48] ---
Isn't that the way Paka went?
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"Throbbing Egg User's Manual"
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"Throbbing Egg User's Manual"
The Throbbing Egg takes in
the breeder's preferences...
[04:53] ---
The Throbbing Egg takes in
the breeder's preferences...
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...to determine the girl's
looks and personality.
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It will hatch about one hour after warming up.
[05:01] ---
Warming up? So like this then?
[05:05] ---
Um, I don't think that heat will be enough.
[05:09] ---
Even chicken eggs need to be
heated to 38 degrees Celsius.
[05:13] ---
Why the hell does she
have to hatch from an egg?
[05:16] ---
The guy's got some sick hobbies.
[05:18] ---
"Kitchenette"
[05:19] ---
Sensei! I found a heater!
[05:23] ---
Let's use that and the fireplace.
[05:25] ---
Humidity is important, too,
so we'll place boiling water around it.
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And don't forget to roll it once in a while.
[05:32] ---
What a pain in the ass.
[05:34] ---
Let's just toss it in a bath.
[05:36] ---
Yeah.
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Huh?
[05:38] ---
Oh?
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Soft-boiled egg.
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That's really the first thing you're gonna say?
[05:48] ---
--Zap.
--Just don't talk!
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Zap in the microwave.
[05:53] ---
If we zap her, wouldn't
the pretty girl explode?
[05:56] ---
The whackos are multiplying...
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Afro.
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Stop it!
[06:00] ---
Character creation is no joke.
[06:03] ---
If you screw with settings
and mess them up just for fun,
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you'll end up regretting it
when there's a serious scene.
[06:09] ---
O-Oh...
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Starting naked or using
"AAAA" for a name is absurd.
[06:14] ---
Nurturing games take devotion.
[06:15] ---
If you don't pour time, money,
and love into it every day,
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it'll hurt your completion percent.
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It's because of all the effort it takes
that makes completion oh so fulfilling.
[06:24] ---
Girls, cows, veggies...
They're all my cute babies.
[06:27] ---
Let's all do our best for
the babies... to the death.
[06:32] ---
Whoa...
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Come on, everyone. Let's pray.
[06:38] ---
Egg, oh egg. Please hatch soon.
[06:41] ---
Fail and we'll make you
into eggs with crab and ham.
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Eh?
[06:44] ---
Savory egg custard and mayonnaise omelet...
[06:47] ---
Oyakodon carbonara and eggs with crab...
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Eh?
[06:51] ---
Aren't eggs with crab just so tasty?
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Pray for a healthy hatching!
[07:00] ---
Kudou, tell us what kind of girl you like!
[07:03] ---
Why should I?!
[07:04] ---
The manual said it takes in
the breeder's preferences.
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If you all say what kind of girl you like,
I'm sure she'll be a wonderful girl!
[07:13] ---
It'll be like a sleep over on a school trip!
[07:15] ---
Oh no! Hurry up! The egg is cracking!
[07:18] ---
Who cares about preferences?!
[07:21] ---
How about a girl... in a school uniform?!
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I pray for an honest, kind, and healthy girl...
[07:27] ---
I wish... I could see Pandarou again...
[07:30] ---
Afro...
[07:45] ---
Th-This is...
[07:49] ---
Karirin!
[07:52] ---
Is that supposed to be me?
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Please cut it out.
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Now, now. Would you like
to join me for something good?
[07:58] ---
I found a massive outdoor bath on Floor 30.
[08:02] ---
An outdoor bath?
[08:04] ---
Yup! And it must be fate
that I found you here.
[08:07] ---
I've been wanting to know you better.
[08:10] ---
Right...
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Plus... We need to talk about Akki...
[08:18] ---
The egg has broken... Yes...
[08:21] ---
And all of our thoughts
have indeed become one...
[08:31] ---
Wh-What is this?
[08:34] ---
Papa... Mama... Nice to meet'cha.
[08:37] ---
Me name's Lady Murasaki.
[08:40] ---
Murasaki has an accent...
[08:42] ---
Akatsuki... Is the panda your doing?
[08:44] ---
Wh-When I thought about my preferences,
I might've goofed a little...
[08:48] ---
This is a lot worse than a little!
[08:50] ---
How can we win over the school
idol with this clump of fur?!
[08:54] ---
Kudou, that's going too far!
[08:56] ---
She's charming and adorable!
[08:58] ---
You're looking at her with
a parent's eyes! Face reality!
[09:01] ---
I am! In a girl-raising sim,
[09:04] ---
the uglier their face, the cuter they become!
[09:07] ---
By slowly raising their stats
or spending money if need be,
[09:11] ---
they'll develop a face everyone can adore!
[09:14] ---
I'm sure Murasaki can become
a wonderful lady, too.
[09:17] ---
M-Mama, it's okay...
[09:20] ---
Hmm?
[09:21] ---
Someone like me is too big anyway...
[09:24] ---
Me so hairy, too... And me spots
aren't clearly black and white...
[09:27] ---
Nobody would ever wanna
love someone like me...
[09:31] ---
Your personality sucks!
And don't pull the afro!
[09:34] ---
That's not true at all!
Your mother loves you, Murasaki!
[09:38] ---
Your father loves you, too, Pandar--
[09:40] ---
Ahem! I just love how your black
and white spots mix together!
[09:44] ---
Can me really pull it off? Can me change?
[09:47] ---
You can! You can do it, Murasaki!
[09:50] ---
My head seriously hurts.
Would you say something, too?
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Stare...
[09:56] ---
Huh?
[09:57] ---
Stare...
[10:02] ---
Huh?
[10:04] ---
Eh?
[10:07] ---
So you only met with Akki
after coming here, huh?
[10:10] ---
You two get along so well,
I thought for sure...
[10:13] ---
Please, that weird-hair wacko?
[10:19] ---
You know what? I'm what
they call a "complete" freak.
[10:22] ---
I've got to know everything about those I like.
[10:25] ---
I'm quite taken by you, too.
[10:27] ---
E-Even if we're both girls,
isn't being this close a bit... w-weird?
[10:34] ---
Not once have I said anything
about being a girl.
[10:46] ---
N-No way... But you have some...
[10:53] ---
And have... none...
[10:57] ---
Sorry, sorry! I'm kidding!
[11:01] ---
Take a look. That little act
sure got the counter rolling.
[11:06] ---
Th-They can see us here, too?
[11:08] ---
I'm not positive, but I think
that's a Pakamera there...
[11:14] ---
Nice aim!
[11:16] ---
Th-That damn Alpaca!
I'm gonna skin him alive!
[11:20] ---
Well, the 100,000,000
view counter went way up.
[11:23] ---
That means earning views isn't
limited to those playing the games.
[11:28] ---
No matter what we do or where we go,
us eight are always Let's Playing.
[11:34] ---
Which is why you and I really ought
to get to know each other, Karin.
[11:39] ---
He loves me, he loves me not.
He loves me, he loves me not.
[11:43] ---
He loves me...
[11:47] ---
Papa, me thinks me might be sick...
[11:50] ---
What?!
[11:51] ---
There's a pain in me heart
that won't go away...
[11:54] ---
Mother!
[11:55] ---
Yes?
[11:56] ---
Murasaki isn't feeling so well!
[11:59] ---
Could it be a cold?
[12:02] ---
--Me chest! Me heart hurts so bad!
[12:05] ---
--Murasaki!
--Me chest! Me heart hurts so bad!
[12:07] ---
The vet! Get the vet!
[12:09] ---
I've got nothin' to say...
[12:15] ---
I see... Murasaki has a crush on Makino...
[12:18] ---
An annoying problem
got even more annoying.
[12:23] ---
Anyway, let's get to school
first thing in the morning...
[12:25] ---
...and get this shitty game over with.
[12:29] ---
Shitty game? There's no such thing
as a shitty nurturing game.
[12:34] ---
Hey, put that away.
[12:36] ---
Take it back right now.
[12:38] ---
What you just said is an insult
to every baby born on this planet.
[12:42] ---
I said put it away.
[12:44] ---
Kudou! No matter what you say,
you're her father, too!
[12:47] ---
Hell no! I never gave birth to that furball!
[12:51] ---
Don't play dumb! This is child neglect!
[12:53] ---
Your temper's too short!
Your eyebrows are too short!
[12:56] ---
My eyebrows got nothin' to do with this!
[12:59] ---
Hold on! If Anya is the father then
what does that make me? A third wheel?
[13:04] ---
You're just a regular idiot!
[13:06] ---
Not the hair!
[13:08] ---
Divine retribution.
[13:10] ---
Huh?
[13:15] ---
Shit! What the hell's wrong
with that nurture freak?!
[13:17] ---
My poor eyes are throbbing...
[13:20] ---
I guess we're sleeping here tonight.
[13:24] ---
Let's go to sleep, Anya.
[13:26] ---
Ain't happening.
[13:28] ---
Out of medicine anyway.
[13:30] ---
Medicine?
[13:31] ---
Forget it. But seriously...
[13:34] ---
Shut up, Makino!
[13:36] ---
"St. Shikibu Girl's Academy"
[13:40] ---
Whoa! Now that's a wild girl!
[13:42] ---
Me name's Murasaki. Nice to meet'cha.
[13:45] ---
Uh-huh! Aren't you a sweet girl?
[13:47] ---
Why are you here?
[13:49] ---
To cheer you on. Figured your girl
power was lacking for a dating sim.
[13:53] ---
Sheesh.
[13:54] ---
Let's go.
[13:57] ---
Huh?
[13:58] ---
"Protect" "Avenue"
This is the St. Shikibu Girl's Academy!
[14:01] ---
No one suspicious may enter.
[14:03] ---
Eh? What's suspicious
about our girl?! I'll kill you!
[14:07] ---
This is the St. Shikibu...
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...Girl's Academy. Men are not permitted!
[14:12] ---
--Gah! Lemme down, jerk! I'll kill you!
[14:15] ---
--Anya!
--Gah! Lemme down, jerk! I'll kill you!
[14:16] ---
--Anya!
--Let go, you jerk!
[14:16] ---
--G-Give him back!
--Let go, you jerk!
[14:19] ---
"Stage 3
Anya Kudou"
Give Anya back!
[14:21] ---
"Stage 3
Anya Kudou"
A-A-Anya!
[14:23] ---
"Eliminated"
A-A-Anya!
[14:29] ---
Mr. Genji! Eat mine!
[14:31] ---
--I sure will.
--Please eat mine, too!
[14:33] ---
I will.
[14:34] ---
"St. Shikibu Girl's Academy Teacher:
Hikaru Genji"
I made it during home ec!
[14:35] ---
"St. Shikibu Girl's Academy Teacher:
Hikaru Genji"
That's wonderful.
[14:37] ---
To think Mr. Genji was a teacher...
It's a forbidden love.
[14:41] ---
At least we know he has
a stable job if he's a teacher.
[14:44] ---
Well, Muramura? First
impressions of Mr. Genji?
[14:47] ---
H-He seems like a wonderful guy.
[14:50] ---
All them girls around him were so cute...
[14:53] ---
Compared to them, me so... me so...
[14:57] ---
Y-You're incredibly cute, too, Murasaki!
[15:00] ---
You need to tell the person
you like how you feel!
[15:04] ---
Let's think about what you can do
to make him happy together!
[15:08] ---
Mama...
[15:11] ---
Would you cut that out?
[15:12] ---
The person me likes...
[15:14] ---
To make him happy...
[15:16] ---
"Home Ec"
[15:17] ---
"Home Ec"
Sift the flour through
the sieve a couple times.
[15:19] ---
"Ingredients" "Panda Cookies" "Steps"
It'll get the clumps out
to cook nice and evenly.
[15:23] ---
"Himawari"
"Wheat Flour"
A-Achoo!
[15:24] ---
A-Achoo!
[15:25] ---
"Keep it tidy!"
A-Achoo!
[15:26] ---
"Keep it tidy!"
[15:30] ---
Would you guys just...
[15:32] ---
...get out!
[15:36] ---
Let's go see what Mr. Genji is up to.
[15:39] ---
Mmm.
[15:43] ---
It's tough being the idol of the school...
[15:47] ---
Damn those immature brats.
[15:49] ---
Can't they give something
thoughtful for once?
[15:52] ---
Something befitting of the
gorgeous and beautiful me...
[15:56] ---
For example, yes...
[15:58] ---
Dom Perignon!
[16:01] ---
--Yeah, nice shot, me! I'm the best!
- The best! The best!
[16:05] ---
--Stare...
--Yeah, nice shot, me! I'm the best!
The best! The best!
[16:08] ---
I-I think we saw something amazing...
[16:11] ---
We've got to tell the others quick.
[16:14] ---
Excuse me.
[16:20] ---
A-Are you okay?
[16:22] ---
Uh, sorry! What can I do for you?
[16:25] ---
Um, me wanted to give you
something me made.
[16:30] ---
Uh... Oh, how nice of you!
[16:35] ---
Many thanks! I appreciate it!
[16:38] ---
Th-Then, me will excuse meself.
[16:47] ---
I'm mad! What the hell was that?!
[16:50] ---
It's maddening that she's
more stunning than me!
[16:53] ---
It's unforgivable!
[16:56] ---
Because I... I have to shine
more than anyone else...
[17:01] ---
They'll say it to me again...
That I don't live up to my name...
[17:06] ---
What?
[17:10] ---
M-Me heard a loud voice, so...
[17:15] ---
Um, Mr. Genji is plenty--
[17:17] ---
You saw, right?
[17:19] ---
You saw that embarrassing side of me, right?
[17:23] ---
We can't have that...
[17:26] ---
Because I... am always sparkling.
[17:29] ---
I'm the pretty Mr. Genji after all!
[17:36] ---
Murasaki!
[17:44] ---
M-Makino!
[17:46] ---
Wh-What's your problem? I'm a teacher!
[17:50] ---
How dare you do that to me!
[18:02] ---
Oh! Are you a transfer student?
[18:05] ---
Forgive me! What's your class
and name? What's your birthd--
[18:10] ---
--Makino is awesome!
[18:12] ---
--Makimaki can bewitch people
with his eyes in just five seconds!
--Makino is awesome!
[18:13] ---
--Makimaki can bewitch people
with his eyes in just five seconds!
[18:16] ---
Awesome! But scary!
[18:20] ---
Um, don' do that. It's dirty
and all disfigured now...
[18:28] ---
--Makino is awesome!
[18:29] ---
--Perfect form, Makimaki!
--Makino is awesome!
[18:32] ---
"Science Room 2"
[18:35] ---
These are for y'all. Me wanted
everyone to have one.
[18:39] ---
Me went and made these in secret.
[18:41] ---
Could you please give one of these
to me Papa with the scary face?
[18:46] ---
Anya... I wonder if he's doing all right?
[18:49] ---
Move it, punk! Where the hell am I?!
[18:53] ---
Why don't you just forget about him?
[18:55] ---
B-But, me can't jus' leave him alone...
[18:59] ---
Me wants to tell him when he wakes up...
[19:02] ---
That to me, Hikaru Genji is the most
sparklin' teacher there's ever been.
[19:11] ---
Murasaki...
[19:13] ---
Then I'll punch him a few times in your place.
[19:17] ---
I wonder why it feels like Mr. Genji
isn't going to wake for a while?
[19:51] ---
Me so blessed and happy...
[19:54] ---
Murasaki?
[19:57] ---
Me thinks it's time.
[20:02] ---
Um...
[20:06] ---
Mama... Papa, too...
[20:09] ---
Uh, um...
[20:15] ---
Could you please hug me one last time?
[20:41] ---
"Science Room 2"
[20:43] ---
"Ingredients" "Panda Cookies" "Steps"
[21:04] ---
The hell's this?
[21:06] ---
Murasaki wanted you to have that.
[21:22] ---
Hey, where'd you two go?
[21:24] ---
In the end, we cleared Stage 3 in one piece.
[21:31] ---
Did something happen?
[21:33] ---
Um, well...
[21:35] ---
It's a long story.
[21:40] ---
Good night.
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