E7 - They're Friends...?

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[00:02] ---
    Hi... Hibana-chan?
[00:05] ---
    You know her?
[00:07] ---
    Yes, we were in the same class
     in elementary school.
[00:11] ---
    Who knew she'd know another
     magical girl in her personal life...
[00:15] ---
    Shake shake shake
SIGN    1\frz339.3\pos(576,228.666667)}Shake shake shake*
[00:19] ---
    Is she your friend?
[00:20] ---
    Well... yes...
[00:22] ---
    Fcking! Kill you!
[00:26] ---
    So, you're friends?
[00:28] ---
    Well...y-yes...
SIGN    Episode 7
    
    
    
    They're Friends...?
[01:36] ---
    Byakuya-chan...?
[01:41] ---
    Byakuya-chan!
[01:42] ---
    I never thought I'd meet you here... My friend!
[01:46] ---
    Fck!
SIGN    BLLL
SIGN    AAAM!
[01:48] ---
    They say women have complicated
    relationships, and this is certainly something.
[01:53] ---
    Stay away from her, Evil Organization scum!
[01:56] ---
    That symbol on your forehead...
    you're friends with that cat.
[02:01] ---
    Mimori Byakuya... You are indeed
     a failure as a magical girl...
[02:07] ---
    A more fitting magical girl
    would be someone like Hibana!
[02:11] ---
    Hiss
[02:12] ---
    I think you're sorely mistaken...
[02:15] ---
    Mimori Byakuya.
[02:17] ---
    I'll have you concede your post as a magical girl...!
[02:20] ---
    Does that mean... I'm fired from being a magical girl?
[02:23] ---
    I'm sorry I wasn't better at my job...
[02:26] ---
    I learned a lot while I was here.
[02:29] ---
    As such, who will be taking my place?
[02:32] ---
    Is work the only thing you're concerned about?
[02:35] ---
    I really would like to keep my job...
[02:38] ---
    I started it because it fit my lifestyle,
    and I wanted the responsibility.
[02:43] ---
    So could you at least tell me why?
[02:46] ---
    The reason why, Mimori Byakuya, is because...
[02:51] ---
    You fell in love with that man!
[02:54] ---
    Huh?
SIGN    Blush~
SIGN    Processing...Processing...Processing...Processing...
[03:04] ---
    L-Love?
[03:07] ---
    Mimori Byakuya, you need to make a decision.
SIGN    Processing...
[03:10] ---
    Will you join him or will you fight evil with Hibana?
[03:15] ---
    Are you with your friend, Hibana,
    or your enemy, this evil lieutenant?
SIGN    Processing...
[03:20] ---
    Who will you choose?!
[03:23] ---
    Who am I...going to choose?
[03:27] ---
    Mr. Lieutenant or...
SIGN    Processing...
[03:31] ---
    Hibana-chan...?
[03:34] ---
    Mr. Lieutenant...
[03:36] ---
    That was so quiet, but you sure chose quickly!
[03:39] ---
    Mimori Byakuya, you are indeed--
[03:42] ---
    Why?
[03:43] ---
    Why does she have to stop being a magical girl?
[03:46] ---
    What are we even fighting for?
[03:48] ---
    -She spoke...
    -She speaks.
SIGN    She spoke...
SIGN    She speaks...
[03:51] ---
    So humanity can live in peace--
[03:53] ---
    No, it's...
[03:54] ---
    Love!
[03:55] ---
    Love...!?
[03:57] ---
    Love?
SIGN    Love?
[03:58] ---
    Love.
SIGN    Love.
[03:59] ---
    Your priorities are all wrong
    if you're trying to break them up!
[04:03] ---
    Cause that's just...
[04:05] ---
    fcked up!
[04:07] ---
    Hibana...!
[04:09] ---
    I lost sight of what's important
    being wrapped up in fulfilling my role...
[04:14] ---
    I'll never be able to protect
    what is most precious to me like this...
[04:17] ---
    You're right... My priorities are a mess...
[04:20] ---
    Peace is imposssible without love.
[04:26] ---
    Hibana... You brought me to my senses.
[04:29] ---
    Fck.
[04:31] ---
    Mimori Byakuya, this doesn't mean I respect you.
[04:36] ---
    I want you to prove to me...
[04:39] ---
    That you are on Hibana's side.
[04:42] ---
    And don't forget your love...
[04:45] ---
    Love... Love... Love...
[04:50] ---
    I'll see you again, Byakuya-chan!
[04:52] ---
    I'm so glad I got to see you, my friend!
SIGN    Cruu-
SIGN    -uush
[04:57] ---
    Let's swap love stories next time~!
[04:59] ---
    Fck!
[05:03] ---
    They're friends...?
[05:06] ---
    You're always so kind to me...
[05:08] ---
    Thank you for walking me home.
[05:12] ---
    It's no problem. I didn't anticipate being interrupted like that.
[05:15] ---
    But I might have misunderstood something.
[05:18] ---
    Misunderstood what?
[05:20] ---
    Like, that you love me. It was brought up earlier.
[05:28] ---
    Oh, uhm...
[05:35] ---
    You misunderstood...?
[05:39] ---
    What?! She was being serious?!
[05:41] ---
    How are you so calm about it?! Just tell me!!
[05:45] ---
    I won't be able to sleep tonight!!
[05:47] ---
    The pole...
[05:51] ---
    Was it really...
[05:56] ---
    ...a misunderstanding...?
[06:04] ---
    Hey. Ya really did me in the other day, ya bastard.
SIGN    Authorized Personnel Only
    No Entry
[06:10] ---
    Oh, it's you.
[06:12] ---
    If you're here, it must mean this is the spot.
[06:17] ---
    Well, of course. I wouldn't arrive late to a summons.
     Unlike someone I know.
[06:22] ---
    Whatchu talking 'bout? I'm on time.
[06:24] ---
    Your everyday behavior is appalling as a familiar.
[06:27] ---
    You complain too much.
[06:30] ---
    You takin' enough calcium? You gettin' any action?
[06:33] ---
    Want me to lend you my girl?
[06:34] ---
    You shameless snake...!
[06:39] ---
    I can't believe we're both familiars.
[06:42] ---
    I swear on my chivalry, I'll never respect the likes of you.
[06:47] ---
    Yeah, yeah.
[06:49] ---
    This is a showdown to see who
     has the magical girl that'll save the world.
[06:53] ---
    Yeah, whatever, man.
[06:57] ---
    So, the cat went into the adult section and never came out?
[07:03] ---
    Yes...
[07:04] ---
    He's done this before. He'll unexpectedly
     disappear without warning...
[07:11] ---
    Wouldn't it be better if he didn't come back?
[08:22] ---
    Huh?
[08:23] ---
    This is the end, Magical Girl.
[08:26] ---
    Look around you, everything has been turned to black.
[08:31] ---
    It's all black...
[08:33] ---
    I'm done for... I can't...
[08:36] ---
    I can't put my piece down anywhere...
SIGN    Handmade (From Paper)
[08:39] ---
    Hmph. I win again.
[08:42] ---
    You guys...
[08:45] ---
    Dontcha know what you're doin'?
[08:48] ---
    I can ignore all your
     secret meetings outside, but...
[08:51] ---
    This room ain't here for you two to flirt.
[08:53] ---
    What part of this is flirting?
[08:55] ---
    We are clearly at odds with each other.
[08:58] ---
    That's just you justifying your relationship!
[09:01] ---
    And it's only getting more cheeky.
[09:04] ---
    What now?
[09:05] ---
    I've finally pinned down your location!
[09:07] ---
    Today's the day we see who's magical girl is bett--
[09:13] ---
    You running away, you coward?
SIGN    Grip
[09:15] ---
    Knock it off, Macho Bird! The door's thin!
[09:19] ---
    It's that bird...
[09:20] ---
    From the other day...
[09:22] ---
    You! You're that evil lieutenant!
[09:25] ---
    Now I get it. So that's what's going on.
[09:28] ---
    I was looking for some trace of you
    but came up empty, or so I thought...
[09:34] ---
    But this...
[09:35] ---
    crammed, old, shabby apartment
     is where you've been confined!?
[09:41] ---
    This is my home...
[09:43] ---
    You mean you actually live here?! You've gotta be kidding!
[09:46] ---
    Just how rude can you be?
[09:49] ---
    This is no bigger than
    a storage room at Hibana's residence!
[09:53] ---
    Fck.
[09:57] ---
    We meet again, Byakuya-chan!
[09:59] ---
    I'm so excited to be in Byakuya-chan's
     home for the first time. It's making my heart go--
[10:03] ---
    F*ck!
SIGN    BAA-
SIGN    -AAM
[10:05] ---
    Our promise.
[10:07] ---
    Hey, what's with that shrimpy menace?
[10:11] ---
    That would be Kagari Hibana.
[10:13] ---
    She's my magical girl.
[10:16] ---
    Huh? You're a pedo now?
[10:19] ---
    What?!
[10:20] ---
    Those words... You're looking for a fight now, aren't you?
[10:25] ---
    Huh?
[10:26] ---
    I thought I told you. We're gonna see
     who the true magical girl is. So I'll show you!
[10:31] ---
    Hibana's sparkling side as a magical girl!
[10:34] ---
    Sparkle, Chomp!
[10:36] ---
    Are they going to a value proposition
     for their own magical girls?
[10:41] ---
    If so, this is a good chance
    to learn something about them.
[10:44] ---
    My Hibana...
[10:46] ---
    She's admired magical girls since she was a little girl.
[10:50] ---
    My Byakuya...
[10:52] ---
    Her life depends on it.
[10:54] ---
    Hibana can defeat the enemy empty-handed!
[10:56] ---
    Byakuya can tame the enemy without force!
[10:59] ---
    It goes without saying that Hibana is adorable!
SIGN    You're spitting
     everywhere...
[11:02] ---
    You dumbass, Byakuya is more adorable. Stupid.
SIGN    You're the
     dumbass...
[11:04] ---
    Actually... There's nothing to learn here.
SIGN    Can it,
    macho-bird.
[11:08] ---
    I'll come out and say it...
[11:10] ---
    Mimori Byakuya's facial muscles are non-existent!
[11:14] ---
    All her nourishment is going to those titties of hers!
[11:17] ---
    My facial muscles...are non-existent?
[11:19] ---
    Well, you aren't exactly the most expressive...
[11:23] ---
    I personally don't smile at everyone,
    so I don't think I'd trust someone with a huge reaction.
[11:29] ---
    There ya go, a third-party comment!
[11:31] ---
    You're on their side?!
[11:33] ---
    I'm the enemy.
SIGN    You're all
     in cahoots!
[11:36] ---
    You ain't got a lick of taste if you
     think that birdo look of yours is any good.
[11:40] ---
    What?!
[11:42] ---
    What's so strange about having a body that looks sculpted?!
[11:45] ---
    You're off-balance, baldie.
[11:50] ---
    By the way...
[11:52] ---
    She spoke...
[11:54] ---
    She spoke.
[11:55] ---
    She spoke.
[11:57] ---
    Weren't you supposed to be ranking us girls?
[12:15] ---
    We're sorry...!
SIGN    Episode 8
    
    
    
    Before Christmas
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