E10 - A Day with Mr. Familiar

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    On the days I'm with Mr. Familiar,
     I make our breakfast in the morning.
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    Then I go wake him up.
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    Mr. Familiar, it’s morn--ing!
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    Let’s sleep a little more...
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    Intimately, I mean.
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    And then I get sexually harassed.
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    Byakuya!
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    We need to have a strategy meeting.
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    But I have a lot of cleaning to do…
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    Cleaning or the world crisis,
    which is more important?
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    After breakfast, sometimes, we'll have
     a meeting if he feels like it.
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    What're we discussing…?
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    We gotta refine your tactics so they’re magical girl-like.
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    What in particular needs to be more magical girl-like?
[01:53] ---
    Don’t talk back, else I'm gonna grab your titties.
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    We should come up with a
    magical girl-like entrance catchphrase.
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    I’m gonna teach ya, so watch.
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    Happy Happy Happiness!
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    With my un-happy power,
    I will happily cast you into hapless oblivion!
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    What?! Super catchy, innit?
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    Do I really have to do it?
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    Huh?!
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    Okay…
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    Happy Happy Happiness!
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    With my un-happy power,
    I will happily cast you into hapless oblivion!
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    That’s what I love about ya!
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    Even if ya don’t wanna do it, ya give it your all!
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    It’s my job…
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    Haa, I lol'd.
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    Ya gotta do it for your next entrance.
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    Okay. If it’s for my job, then I will…
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    Next up, we have this!
[02:51] [SONG] ---
    °Image is work
     in progress.
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    Glass Happiness
    2nd Design
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    As a magical girl, we’ll be makin' minor changes to your uniform.
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    There’ll be more pieces.
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    I don’t see any difference though…?
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    Design number 3.
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    Are there more pieces?
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    Design number 4.
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    Isn’t that less…?
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    Design number 5.
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    Now there are no pieces!
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    You idiot! It'll be a game changer!
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    Who the hell said there's gotta be
    more outfit for an outfit change?!
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    You said there would be more pieces, though…
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    Fine, then what kinda outfit did ya want?
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    Maybe, a little more fabric, if possible…
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    Immediately no.
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    The only things ya got going for ya are
    your face, your tits, and your obedience.
SIGN    Don't be
    stingy, bring
    'em out!
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    Mr. Lieutenant…!
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    Don’t go running to your enemy for safety!
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    You never learn…
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    Listen up, I got a word of advice for ya...
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    That evil lieutenant…
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    He’s a boob guy!
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    By the afternoon...
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    Yeah, that four-eyes is a total perv.
SIGN    Peak
     Pimp
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    Mr. Lieutenant isn’t like that.
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    ...The strategy meetings usually veer off at the end.
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    A dummy like you wouldn’t get it.
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    We’ll now start our special emergency
     meeting. If you would, Mira.
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    Yes. Our topic…
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    The Evil Organization's 17th Annual End-of-Year Party.
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    Oh no!
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    I didn’t think we were going to do it this year!
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    At this rate, it would have been better
     if it was left undecided…
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    Why fight it...
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    Even if we started preparing, we won’t be ready in time.
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    No, we’ll finish in time.
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    Because…
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    The King is looking forward to it!
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    That's right... it's only an
     “End-of-Year Party” in name only...
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    It’s more like an unholy feast,
    because it's a party for the King of Evil,
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    by the King of Evil, and all for his entertainment.
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    We’ll be at the King’s beck and call until he’s satisfied...
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    ...Acting as his court jesters until every last drop
     of our strength and pride is wrung dry…!
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    So be it.
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    We are the King of Evil’s seven henchmen.
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    It’s only acceptable if we make all his wishes come true.
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    You talk a big game, but you'll
     be in the trenches, too, right?
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    I'm the event organizer.
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    So I have other work to attend to.
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    This man is such a genius!
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    Just thinking of such affairs makes my stomach hurt…
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    Hang in there, Sadalsuud!
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    Should I take you to the medical room?!
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    I’ll be alright as long as you keep quiet.
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    Understood!!
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    So? What’s the plan?
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    We don’t have much time so we have to focus on something.
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    Not to worry.
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    I already have a plan in mind.
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    This year…
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    We’ll do the same as last year:
    “The No Laughing Evil Organization!!!”
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    Sadalsuud… you’re out.
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    Stop! Don’t come near me!
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    I refuse…!
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    I don't want to have that nightmare again!
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    Same!
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    Don't you think you judged us too harshly?
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    I don't think I laughed that much.
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    Well, it'd be boring if the odds
    weren't evened up a bit, wouldn't it?
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    Some judge you are!
SIGN    kill
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    Well, I had a great time!
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    That’s cause you were an instigator!
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    If that’s what we’re doing then
     I’m gonna try and become one.
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    Right, Bellatrix?
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    Say something if you wanna do it!
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    I will… follow whatever Mira commands this year.
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    What?!
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    Why?!
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    I believe that Mira is the one most
    capable of completing this task.
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    Thank you for your level-headed opinion, Bellatrix.
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    Yeah. If we have the same roles every year,
    the King will get bored, won't he?
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    We should have Mira participate this year! It’ll be fun!
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    Fomalhaut.
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    Hm?
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    Go fetch!
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    Woof!
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    B-But, Bella, didn't you get a good wallop last year?
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    You hated that, didn't you?
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    Last year?
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    Yes!
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    I remember last year's like it was yesterday...
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    An obscene, vexing, and arousing time...
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    I vaguely recall being surrounded by people in black...
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    My hands and legs bound, my freedom
     stripped, and my butt spanked!
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    And behind it all...
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    Mira had been the one issuing the orders...!
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    You fiend! You four-eyed fiend! You sadist!
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    What spurred this on?
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    Anyway! I propose that we all change positions from last year!
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    No.
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    What?!
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    Are you for or against it?
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    Maybe it's her guilty pleasure?
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    I have to catch a bus soon.
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    If that isn't good enough, does anyone have any other ideas?
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    I'll give it some thought if someone has something prepared.
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    I do.
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    Betelgeuse has an idea...?!
[07:59] ---
    Go ahead, Betelgeuse.
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    Slippery Sumo.
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    Alright, I'm heading out.
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    I work until evening...
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    While Mr. Familiar relaxes comfortably.
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    I'll go shopping for dinner ingredients on my way home.
[08:36] ---
    And Mr. Familiar relaxes comfortably.
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    I'm home.
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    Today, I'm doing a big tidy of the house before dinner.
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    You done yet?
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    Y-yes.
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    Then let's go.
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    We usually have baths in a metal basin at home,
    but sometimes we'll go to a bath house.
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    Daddy!
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    Thanks for waiting!
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    You get all warmed up?
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    Yeah!
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    Bathing in a big tub is nice, isn't it?
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    Yeah! I wanna come back! Tomorrow!
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    Tomorrow~?
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    It's hot~
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    It was pretty crowded in there.
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    It's the end of the year, that's why.
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    I'll make some soba when we get back.
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    Soba with meat?
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    Just soba...
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    Thank you for the food.
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    You know...
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    Here ya are livin' with a guy like it's no big deal.
    But what do ya think? About me, I mean.
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    Well...
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    You're a messenger from heaven, usually in your cat form.
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    And you aid magical girls.
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    I didn't ask for exposition.
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    It's a little foreign to me, so I don't really understand, but...
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    ...This feels like what a family would be like.
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    Byakuya...
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    It ain't like that.
    And the soup's watery.
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    I didn't have enough soy sauce.
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    As an angel, Mr. Familiar can survive without eating.
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    It's really good.
[11:08] ---
    Huh? Food this plain?
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    Happy New Year.
[11:15] ---**
    Ah, yeah.
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    A Day with Mr. Familiar
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    53-Year Old Building
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