E2 - The (taking down of the) magical girl belongs to (no one but) me

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SIGN    Magical Girl 01
    
    
    
    
    Name: Unknown
    Age: Unknown
    Birthdate: Unknown
    Blood Type: Unknown
    Address: Unknown
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    A lot of information is missing about this magical girl…
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    I’ll see to it that this is straightened out.
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    No one can defy or escape from a cunning
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    and level-headed man such as I.
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    Lieutenant, sir, I brought tea!
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    My apologies…
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    Good work today, sir.
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    Oh, sure…
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    Let us assist in subjugating the magical girl.
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    No need.
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    Huh?
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    The task of taking down
     the magical girl is mine, and mine alone.
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    Let me reiterate:
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    The magical girl is mine!
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    Is that all?!
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    Episode 2:
    
    
    
    
    
    
    
    The (taking down of the)
    magical girl belongs to (no one but) me
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    That was too easy. And you didn’t
     even put up a fight…
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    Um, the payment...
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    Name your price.
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    I'll... go ahead and charge it all at once, sir…
SIGN    Limited time only
     Dream Pudding
     Made with Fujiwara-san’s
     Household Dream Eggs
    
SIGN    Mr. Lieutenant!
SIGN    I’m sorry I’m late.
SIGN    I couldn’t get off work.
SIGN    Looks like she worked at Law°°° today.
SIGN    Cute!
SIGN    How many jobs do you have right now?
SIGN    Let me think...
SIGN    So many!
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    How can that be…
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    Oh, but… many of them are one-time gigs.
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    Isn’t working at the convenience store tough enough?
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    I guess…
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    Helping customers is challenging.
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    Let me see you try it.
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    Huh?
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    I feel a bit nervous being formal with you…
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    But here goes… Ahem.
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    Would you...like your bento warmed up…?
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    Warm it for me, please…!
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    No wait, it’s already warmed!
     To a pleasant temperature!!
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    Oh, I forgot… I’m still wearing this.
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    Right.
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    We’re enemies, so you’d best put on something
     more formidable for your opponent.
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    Of course.
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    I’m finished changing.
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    Hm...
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    One more time.
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    Huh?
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    Thank you for the pudding.
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    Keep eating sweets and you’ll be sick of them.
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    How about lunch next time?
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    Do you like sandwiches on focaccia?
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    Anything nutritious is fine with me.
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    Mr. Lieutenant, your sleeve is burnt…
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    Ah, it must’ve been grazed by some fire.
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    I’ll see to a new one—
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    I can mend it.
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    It’s like... we’re married…
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    The cup…
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    We’re mutual enemies.
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    You have no obligation to do such things.
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    I can do it quickly though…
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    I’m very good at repairing holes in clothing.
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    I'd do anything for her!!
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    The pot…
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    Even when I've mended my old clothes,
     they can still be worn as loungewear…
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    Like my ruined work uniform,
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    or my uniform from middle school.
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    Even my gym clothes…
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    Shall we go shopping?
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    You work so much.
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    You should be able to buy some new clothes.
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    But my familiar…
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    The cat who turned me into a magical girl…
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    He looks after all of the money I earn.
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    He manages my assets and finds job openings for me…
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    He’s helping me out a lot with this and that.
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    Oh, and to make jobs easier for me,
    he made me some business cards.
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    Here.
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    A magical girl needing a business card…?
SIGN    Night Massage at Your Service ❤
SIGN    Magical Girl Heaven
SIGN    Glass Happiness
SIGN    Let's make the best
    of memories tonight...
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    Destroy all of these.
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    But I can give massages, though…
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    This is no ordinary massage!
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    Seriously, show a little more awareness!
SIGN    Glass Happiness
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    Is this your name as a magical girl?
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    Yes. I was given that name…
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    It means that happiness can be as fragile as glass…
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    A magical girl without hope.
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    But…
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    Being a magical girl isn’t
    as terrible a job as I thought.
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    Maybe, it’s because of your kindness.
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    Thank you for everything, Mr. Lieutenant.
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    It’s not kindness.
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    I already said everything I do is out of pride!
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    Welcome back, Lieutenant, sir!
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    It’s the lieutenant!
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    A lieutenant with an unparalleled cruelty!
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    As obscured behind those glasses as ever.
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    Devoid of all emotion.
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    A…An applique!?
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    That’s right. An applique.
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    Got a problem with that?
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    I’m setting a poor example for my subordinates.
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    No! No! No!
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    Remember, you are the embodiment of evil.
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    Oh crap!
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    You people are tra—
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    I was able to complete my work
     without any strange palpitations.
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    Ah, no!
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    Let go…of me!
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    Kafrizz!
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    To think you’d be taken advantage
    of by such a low-grade monster…!
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    I-I’m sorry…
SIGN    Auuugggh!
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    Without even thinking, I went and
    took care of that monster and saved her.
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    What is happening to me?
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    Mr. Lieutenant?
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    Wear that and head home.
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    Your clothes... are so big and warm.
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    What is happening to me?!
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    What do you want from me?!
    What’s the right thing to even do?!
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    Is this a tactic of yours!?
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    To take away my will to fight!?
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    Well, it's working!!
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    I’m sorry for the trouble I caused you today...
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    and thank you for walking me home.
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    You’re pretty careless...letting me know
     your location and thanking me.
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    My name is Mimori.
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    Mimori…
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    Mimori Byakuya.
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    Byakuya…
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    Thank you…for the jacket, too.
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    Why are you thanking me?
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    Because you said you’d buy a new one soon enough…
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    We all have a jacket or two in the organization.
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    It’s just…
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    I didn’t feel the need to replace it just yet.
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    You truly are kind, Mr. Lieutenant.
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    I’ll see you tomorrow, kind Mr. Evil Lieutenant.
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    Until we meet again, Magical Girl.
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    Hey there, Byakuya...
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    Nice jacket ya got there.
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    I finally know where she lives and her real name.
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    When I present this information to the higher-ups,
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    that will be the end of the magical girl.
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    Mimori Byakuya...
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    Ms. Byakuya...
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    Lieutenant, I brought tea!
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    Ah...
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    My apologies...
SIGN    Episode 3:
    
    
    
    
    Now Back to the Drawing Board
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