# E2 - The (taking down of the) magical girl belongs to (no one but) me
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/watch/GG1U2J93Q/the-taking-down-of-the-magical-girl-belongs-to-no-one-but-me)
Translator:
Editor:
Timer:
QC:
(Please feel free to edit the speaker names if incomplete or inaccurate. Names are handled on a best-effort basis depending on the info on the source file. Dialogue is left as is.)
***SIGN*** Magical Girl 01
Name: Unknown
Age: Unknown
Birthdate: Unknown
Blood Type: Unknown
Address: Unknown
**[00:01] ---**
*A lot of information is missing about this magical girl…*
**[00:06] ---**
*I’ll see to it that this is straightened out.*
**[00:09] ---**
*No one can defy or escape from a cunning*
**[00:12] ---**
*and level-headed man such as I.*
**[00:20] ---**
*Lieutenant, sir, I brought tea!*
**[00:24] ---**
*My apologies…*
**[00:26] ---**
*Good work today, sir.*
**[00:29] ---**
Oh, sure…
**[00:30] ---**
*Let us assist in subjugating the magical girl.*
**[00:33] ---**
No need.
**[00:34] ---**
*Huh?*
**[00:35] ---**
The task of taking down
the magical girl is mine, and mine alone.
**[00:41] ---**
Let me reiterate:
**[00:43] ---**
The magical girl is mine!
**[00:46] ---**
*Is that all?!*
**[01:48] ---**
Episode 2:
The (taking down of the)
magical girl belongs to (no one but) me
**[01:51] ---**
That was too easy. And you didn’t
even put up a fight…
**[01:56] ---**
Um, the payment...
**[02:02] ---**
Name your price.
**[02:04] ---**
I'll... go ahead and charge it all at once, sir…
***SIGN*** Limited time only
Dream Pudding
Made with Fujiwara-san’s
Household Dream Eggs
***SIGN*** Mr. Lieutenant!
***SIGN*** I’m sorry I’m late.
***SIGN*** I couldn’t get off work.
***SIGN*** *Looks like she worked at Law°°° today.*
***SIGN*** Cute!
***SIGN*** How many jobs do you have right now?
***SIGN*** Let me think...
***SIGN*** So many!
**[02:43] ---**
*How can that be…*
**[02:46] ---**
Oh, but… many of them are one-time gigs.
**[02:49] ---**
Isn’t working at the convenience store tough enough?
**[02:51] ---**
I guess…
**[02:53] ---**
Helping customers is challenging.
**[02:55] ---**
Let me see you try it.
**[02:57] ---**
Huh?
**[02:58] ---**
I feel a bit nervous being formal with you…
**[03:02] ---**
But here goes… Ahem.
**[03:05] ---**
Would you...like your bento warmed up…?
**[03:10] ---**
Warm it for me, please…!
**[03:11] ---**
No wait, it’s already warmed!
To a pleasant temperature!!
**[03:16] ---**
Oh, I forgot… I’m still wearing this.
**[03:20] ---**
Right.
**[03:21] ---**
We’re enemies, so you’d best put on something
more formidable for your opponent.
**[03:26] ---**
Of course.
**[04:10] ---**
I’m finished changing.
**[04:12] ---**
Hm...
**[04:14] ---**
One more time.
**[04:16] ---**
Huh?
**[04:19] ---**
Thank you for the pudding.
**[04:22] ---**
Keep eating sweets and you’ll be sick of them.
**[04:24] ---**
How about lunch next time?
**[04:26] ---**
Do you like sandwiches on focaccia?
**[04:28] ---**
Anything nutritious is fine with me.
**[04:32] ---**
Mr. Lieutenant, your sleeve is burnt…
**[04:35] ---**
Ah, it must’ve been grazed by some fire.
**[04:38] ---**
I’ll see to a new one—
**[04:39] ---**
I can mend it.
**[04:42] ---**
*It’s like... we’re married…*
**[04:44] ---**
The cup…
**[04:45] ---**
We’re mutual enemies.
**[04:47] ---**
You have no obligation to do such things.
**[04:50] ---**
I can do it quickly though…
**[04:52] ---**
I’m very good at repairing holes in clothing.
**[04:57] ---**
*I'd do anything for her!!*
**[04:59] ---**
The pot…
**[05:01] ---**
Even when I've mended my old clothes,
they can still be worn as loungewear…
**[05:07] ---**
Like my ruined work uniform,
**[05:11] ---**
or my uniform from middle school.
**[05:14] ---**
Even my gym clothes…
**[05:16] ---**
Shall we go shopping?
**[05:18] ---**
You work so much.
**[05:20] ---**
You should be able to buy some new clothes.
**[05:22] ---**
But my familiar…
**[05:24] ---**
The cat who turned me into a magical girl…
**[05:28] ---**
He looks after all of the money I earn.
**[05:32] ---**
He manages my assets and finds job openings for me…
**[05:36] ---**
He’s helping me out a lot with this and that.
**[05:40] ---**
Oh, and to make jobs easier for me,
he made me some business cards.
**[05:44] ---**
Here.
**[05:45] ---**
A magical girl needing a business card…?
***SIGN*** Nigh*t Massage at Your Service ❤*
***SIGN*** Magi*cal Girl Heaven*
***SIGN*** G*lass Happiness*
***SIGN*** Let'*s make the best
of memories tonight...*
**[05:48] ---**
Destroy all of these.
**[05:51] ---**
But I can give massages, though…
**[05:55] ---**
This is no ordinary massage!
**[05:57] ---**
Seriously, show a little more awareness!
***SIGN*** Glass Happiness
**[06:02] ---**
Is this your name as a magical girl?
**[06:05] ---**
Yes. I was given that name…
**[06:07] ---**
It means that happiness can be as fragile as glass…
**[06:10] ---**
A magical girl without hope.
**[06:15] ---**
But…
**[06:16] ---**
Being a magical girl isn’t
as terrible a job as I thought.
**[06:21] ---**
Maybe, it’s because of your kindness.
**[06:28] ---**
Thank you for everything, Mr. Lieutenant.
**[06:36] ---**
It’s not kindness.
**[06:38] ---**
I already said everything I do is out of pride!
***SIGN*** S
q
u
e
e
e
z
e
**[06:47] ---**
*Welcome back, Lieutenant, sir!*
**[06:49] ---**
*It’s the lieutenant!*
**[06:51] ---**
*A lieutenant with an unparalleled cruelty!*
**[06:53] ---**
*As obscured behind those glasses as ever.*
**[06:55] ---**
*Devoid of all emotion.*
**[06:58] ---**
*A…An applique!?*
**[07:06] ---**
*That’s right. An applique.*
**[07:09] ---**
*Got a problem with that?*
**[07:14] ---**
*I’m setting a poor example for my subordinates.*
**[07:21] ---**
*No! No! No!*
**[07:23] ---**
*Remember, you are the embodiment of evil.*
**[07:34] ---**
Oh crap!
**[07:46] ---**
You people are tra—
**[07:50] ---**
*I was able to complete my work
without any strange palpitations.*
**[07:54] ---**
*Ah, no!*
**[07:57] ---**
*Let go…of me!*
**[08:13] ---**
*Kafrizz!*
**[08:28] ---**
To think you’d be taken advantage
of by such a low-grade monster…!
**[08:34] ---**
I-I’m sorry…
***SIGN*** Auuugggh!
**[08:39] ---**
*Without even thinking, I went and
took care of that monster and saved her.*
**[08:43] ---**
*What is happening to me?*
**[08:48] ---**
Mr. Lieutenant?
**[08:51] ---**
Wear that and head home.
**[08:54] ---**
Your clothes... are so big and warm.
**[09:00] ---**
What is happening to me?!
**[09:02] ---**
What do you want from me?!
What’s the right thing to even do?!
**[09:05] ---**
Is this a tactic of yours!?
**[09:06] ---**
To take away my will to fight!?
**[09:09] ---**
Well, it's working!!
**[09:13] ---**
I’m sorry for the trouble I caused you today...
**[09:16] ---**
and thank you for walking me home.
**[09:20] ---**
You’re pretty careless...letting me know
your location and thanking me.
**[09:28] ---**
My name is Mimori.
**[09:31] ---**
Mimori…
**[09:32] ---**
Mimori Byakuya.
**[09:35] ---**
Byakuya…
**[09:37] ---**
Thank you…for the jacket, too.
**[09:43] ---**
Why are you thanking me?
**[09:45] ---**
Because you said you’d buy a new one soon enough…
**[09:49] ---**
We all have a jacket or two in the organization.
**[09:54] ---**
It’s just…
**[09:57] ---**
I didn’t feel the need to replace it just yet.
**[10:04] ---**
You truly are kind, Mr. Lieutenant.
**[10:09] ---**
I’ll see you tomorrow, kind Mr. Evil Lieutenant.
**[10:18] ---**
Until we meet again, Magical Girl.
**[11:32] ---**
Hey there, Byakuya...
**[11:37] ---**
Nice jacket ya got there.
**[11:44] ---**
*I finally know where she lives and her real name.*
**[11:49] ---**
*When I present this information to the higher-ups,*
**[11:51] ---**
*that will be the end of the magical girl.*
**[12:02] ---**
Mimori Byakuya...
**[12:05] ---**
Ms. Byakuya...
**[12:08] ---**
*Lieutenant, I brought tea!*
**[12:13] ---**
*Ah...*
**[12:17] ---**
*My apologies...*
***SIGN*** Episode 3:
Now Back to the Drawing Board
**[12:30] ---**