E5 - We're Enemies

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    Mimori Byakuya’s the kinda girl
     who's always about ready to give up.
[00:14] ---
    But she's also quick to catch
    onto things, so I'll give her that.
[00:25] ---
    Hey, Bya-hic-ya... gemme more booze.
[00:31] ---
    Okay.
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    She doesn’t really get attached to anything.
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    While you’re at it, some snacks too.
[00:39] ---
    Oh, okay.
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    There are a few things that are a no-go for her, though.
[00:46] ---
    Oh and let me at them titties.
[00:48] ---
    Uhm...no…
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    Generally speaking, she's never put up a fight.
[01:00] ---
    Not once.
[01:06] ---
    We’ve got work, Byakuya.
[01:08] ---
    The evil organization is on the move.
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    Oh, and…
[01:14] ---
    Why the heck are you in there?
[01:16] ---
    It helps me relax.
[01:24] ---
    I'm heading out.
[01:32] ---
    The Magical Girl and the Evil Lieutenant Used to be Archenemies.
[01:38] ---
    I've been stumped about what presents to get her lately.
[01:44] ---
    It’s about time I change hands and try something new.
[01:48] ---
    Lieutenant, sir! Can I have a moment of your time?
[01:53] ---
    This will certainly please you!
[01:56] ---
    Here, sir!
[02:13] ---
    Mr. Lieutenant...
[02:21] ---
    We’ve captured the magical girl!
[02:23] ---
    We actually did it!
[02:24] ---
    Prepare yourself!
[02:26] ---
    For the horrors of our interrogation!
[02:27] ---
    Lieutenant, sir!
[02:29] ---
    Go on!
[02:30] ---
    Do it!
[02:31] ---
    Go on!!!
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    Right.
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    Let's begin our cruel and brutal interrogation.
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    With a little something...
SIGN    Pop
[02:44] ---
    Like this!
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    Or this!
SIGN    Bam
[02:47] ---
    Or something like this!
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    How about it? Scared of me yet?
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    You aren’t injured, are you?
[02:58] ---
    Mr. Lieutenant…
[03:00] ---
    I was so shocked, I saw red.
    But at least that's one less problem for now.
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    That won't be the end of it though...
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    I can’t afford to slip up in front of the camera.
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    I don’t want things to end this way for her.
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    I’ll need to find her an escape route…
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    Don’t be weird! Focus! Focus, dammit!!
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    I need to wait for an opening.
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    I’ll just have to keep up appearances until then.
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    Mr. Lieutenant...
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    Um... I...
[03:39] ---
    I...
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    What?
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    I...
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    I have to...go to the bathroom...
[03:52] ---
    Mr. Lieutenant?
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    What am I, some pervert?
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    You…
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    You need to hold it.
[04:04] ---
    I’m going to give you an opening to run.
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    But… Wouldn’t that cause you problems?
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    So what if it does?
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    Do you want to be interrogated?
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    I know what must be done.
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    You’ve already saved me many times over.
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    And if this is your job, then…
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    Do what you will to me…!
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    Mr. Lieutenant?
[04:41] ---
    Dammit…
    This is a harder mission than I thought!
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    Oh, but I don’t want to dirty this room
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    So I really should use the bathroom…
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    Problem 1, she has no desire to run away!
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    Problem 2, there are cameras.
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    And Problem 3, I kinda like this situation!
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    U-Uhm, Mr. Lieutenant?
[05:07] ---
    What is it?
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    This isn't good.
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    I need a breakthrough…
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    I’m back, Mira!
[05:14] ---
    I just got in!
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    Fomalhaut!
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    I finally found the ball you threw!
[05:20] ---
    I don’t remember throwing a summer delicacy
     like that, but thanks for playing!
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    I found my breakthrough!
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    Fomalhaut has an upstanding attitude
    and wouldn’t dare question something like this.
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    He’ll distract me so she can make her escape…!
[05:37] ---
    I’m sorry I didn't knock!
[05:39] ---
    I know how much fun you have with this stuff!
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    Just what are you talking about?
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    As long as it's mutually beneficial, I won't say a word.
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    But make sure you treat her body with care!
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    Hey, wait-!
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    Bye now!
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    Our breakthrough is gone…
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    Mr. Lieutenant…
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    Nothing we can do about it now.
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    Actually, I thought I’d have to
     bring this to a close eventually…
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    And since we’re here…
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    Why don’t we have a little fun?
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    We’ve known each other for a while now….
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    Consider it a gesture of goodwill.
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    Something that can’t be left on a recording…
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    Mr. Lieutenant… what…!
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    Who is making rounds—
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    Eeeeeeepp!!
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    What are you doing in the monitor room…?
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    I-it’s not what you think!
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    We'll go on patrol!
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    We're on it!
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    Th… That tickles…
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    Try not to say that out loud.
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    I made it so that no one can see you right now...
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    Right...
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    Just a little bit longer, then pretend to faint
     and I can release your restraints.
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    M-Mr. Lieutenant...
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    Why... are you helping me?
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    I didn't... like that you
    accepted defeat right from the start.
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    You should... want more than that.
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    Byakuya-chan...
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    The younger children might be afraid,
    so I'm going to pick them up.
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    You're okay waiting by yourself, right?
[07:53] ---
    Yes.
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    There were children younger than me at the facility,
    and we were all in the same position.
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    But I never felt like I could speak out.
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    I couldn't say what I wanted...
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    Mr. Lieutenant?
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    You're awake.
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    We're... in my room...
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    You actually stopped breathing and passed out.
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    Of course, you did what I said, but why didn't you
    say something before passing out?
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    I thought I could handle it...
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    You're truly...
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    I'm heading back.
[09:09] ---
    I've got a lot to deal with
    because of what happened with you.
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    If something like that happens again,
     I'm not sure I can protect you.
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    So you should be ready.
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    I know. I won't trouble you again.
[09:26] ---
    I'll be more ready next time.
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    That's not what I meant!
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    Why are you...!
[09:53] ---
    I'm going.
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    Okay.
[09:58] ---
    I'm going.
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    Okay...
[10:02] ---
    I'm really going now...
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    You want me to leave?
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    Pl...
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    Please stay...with me...
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    Really now...
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    Showing me another one of your weaknesses...
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    Let's not forget, though.
SIGN    Episode 5
    
    
    
    
    We're Enemies
[10:45] ---
    That we're enemies.
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    You... You bastard...!
[12:02] ---
    Mimori Byakuya is a failure.
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    The girl that I guide...
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    will be the new magical girl.
SIGN    
SIGN    Episode 6
    
    
    
    What Magical Girls Are