# E7 - They're Friends...?
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Hi... Hibana-chan?
**[00:05] ---**
You know her?
**[00:07] ---**
Yes, we were in the same class
in elementary school.
**[00:11] ---**
*Who knew she'd know another
magical girl in her personal life...*
**[00:15] ---**
*Shake shake shake*
***SIGN*** 1\frz339.3\pos(576,228.666667)}Shake shake shake*
**[00:19] ---**
Is she your friend?
**[00:20] ---**
Well... yes...
**[00:22] ---**
F*cking! Kill you!
**[00:26] ---**
So, you're friends?
**[00:28] ---**
Well...y-yes...
***SIGN*** Episode 7
They're Friends...?
**[01:36] ---**
Byakuya-chan...?
**[01:41] ---**
Byakuya-chan!
**[01:42] ---**
I never thought I'd meet you here... My friend!
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F*ck!
***SIGN*** BLLL
***SIGN*** AAAM!
**[01:48] ---**
*They say women have complicated
relationships, and this is certainly something.*
**[01:53] ---**
Stay away from her, Evil Organization scum!
**[01:56] ---**
That symbol on your forehead...
you're friends with that cat.
**[02:01] ---**
Mimori Byakuya... You are indeed
a failure as a magical girl...
**[02:07] ---**
A more fitting magical girl
would be someone like Hibana!
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*Hiss*
**[02:12] ---**
I think you're sorely mistaken...
**[02:15] ---**
Mimori Byakuya.
**[02:17] ---**
I'll have you concede your post as a magical girl...!
**[02:20] ---**
Does that mean... I'm fired from being a magical girl?
**[02:23] ---**
I'm sorry I wasn't better at my job...
**[02:26] ---**
I learned a lot while I was here.
**[02:29] ---**
As such, who will be taking my place?
**[02:32] ---**
Is work the only thing you're concerned about?
**[02:35] ---**
I really would like to keep my job...
**[02:38] ---**
I started it because it fit my lifestyle,
and I wanted the responsibility.
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So could you at least tell me why?
**[02:46] ---**
The reason why, Mimori Byakuya, is because...
**[02:51] ---**
You fell in love with that man!
**[02:54] ---**
Huh?
***SIGN*** Blush~
***SIGN*** Processing...Processing...Processing...Processing...
**[03:04] ---**
L-Love?
**[03:07] ---**
Mimori Byakuya, you need to make a decision.
***SIGN*** Processing...
**[03:10] ---**
Will you join him or will you fight evil with Hibana?
**[03:15] ---**
Are you with your friend, Hibana,
or your enemy, this evil lieutenant?
***SIGN*** Processing...
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Who will you choose?!
**[03:23] ---**
*Who am I...going to choose?*
**[03:27] ---**
*Mr. Lieutenant or...*
***SIGN*** Processing...
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*Hibana-chan...?*
**[03:34] ---**
Mr. Lieutenant...
**[03:36] ---**
That was so quiet, but you sure chose quickly!
**[03:39] ---**
Mimori Byakuya, you are indeed--
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Why?
**[03:43] ---**
Why does she have to stop being a magical girl?
**[03:46] ---**
What are we even fighting for?
**[03:48] ---**
-She spoke...
-She speaks.
***SIGN*** She spoke...
***SIGN*** She speaks...
**[03:51] ---**
So humanity can live in peace--
**[03:53] ---**
No, it's...
**[03:54] ---**
Love!
**[03:55] ---**
Love...!?
**[03:57] ---**
Love?
***SIGN*** Love?
**[03:58] ---**
Love.
***SIGN*** Love.
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Your priorities are all wrong
if you're trying to break them up!
**[04:03] ---**
Cause that's just...
**[04:05] ---**
f*cked up!
**[04:07] ---**
Hibana...!
**[04:09] ---**
I lost sight of what's important
being wrapped up in fulfilling my role...
**[04:14] ---**
I'll never be able to protect
what is most precious to me like this...
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You're right... My priorities are a mess...
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Peace is imposssible without love.
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Hibana... You brought me to my senses.
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F*ck.
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Mimori Byakuya, this doesn't mean I respect you.
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I want you to prove to me...
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That you are on Hibana's side.
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And don't forget your love...
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Love... Love... Love...
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I'll see you again, Byakuya-chan!
**[04:52] ---**
I'm so glad I got to see you, my friend!
***SIGN*** Cruu-
***SIGN*** -uush
**[04:57] ---**
Let's swap love stories next time~!
**[04:59] ---**
F*ck!
**[05:03] ---**
*They're friends...?*
**[05:06] ---**
You're always so kind to me...
**[05:08] ---**
Thank you for walking me home.
**[05:12] ---**
It's no problem. I didn't anticipate being interrupted like that.
**[05:15] ---**
But I might have misunderstood something.
**[05:18] ---**
Misunderstood what?
**[05:20] ---**
Like, that you love me. It was brought up earlier.
**[05:28] ---**
Oh, uhm...
**[05:35] ---**
You misunderstood...?
**[05:39] ---**
*What?! She was being serious?!*
**[05:41] ---**
*How are you so calm about it?! Just tell me!!*
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*I won't be able to sleep tonight!!*
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The pole...
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*Was it really...*
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*...a misunderstanding...?*
**[06:04] ---**
Hey. Ya really did me in the other day, ya bastard.
***SIGN*** Authorized Personnel Only
No Entry
**[06:10] ---**
Oh, it's you.
**[06:12] ---**
If you're here, it must mean this is the spot.
**[06:17] ---**
Well, of course. I wouldn't arrive late to a summons.
Unlike *someone* I know.
**[06:22] ---**
Whatchu talking 'bout? I'm on time.
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Your everyday behavior is appalling as a familiar.
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You complain too much.
**[06:30] ---**
You takin' enough calcium? You gettin' any action?
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Want me to lend you my girl?
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You shameless snake...!
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I can't believe we're both familiars.
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I swear on my chivalry, I'll never respect the likes of you.
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Yeah, yeah.
**[06:49] ---**
This is a showdown to see who
has the magical girl that'll save the world.
**[06:53] ---**
Yeah, whatever, man.
**[06:57] ---**
So, the cat went into the adult section and never came out?
**[07:03] ---**
Yes...
**[07:04] ---**
He's done this before. He'll unexpectedly
disappear without warning...
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Wouldn't it be better if he didn't come back?
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Huh?
**[08:23] ---**
This is the end, Magical Girl.
**[08:26] ---**
Look around you, everything has been turned to black.
**[08:31] ---**
It's all black...
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I'm done for... I can't...
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I can't put my piece down anywhere...
***SIGN*** Handmade (From Paper)
**[08:39] ---**
Hmph. I win again.
**[08:42] ---**
You guys...
**[08:45] ---**
Dontcha know what you're doin'?
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I can ignore all your
secret meetings outside, but...
**[08:51] ---**
This room ain't here for you two to flirt.
**[08:53] ---**
What part of this is flirting?
**[08:55] ---**
We are clearly at odds with each other.
**[08:58] ---**
That's just you justifying your relationship!
**[09:01] ---**
And it's only getting more cheeky.
**[09:04] ---**
What now?
**[09:05] ---**
I've finally pinned down your location!
**[09:07] ---**
Today's the day we see who's magical girl is bett--
**[09:13] ---**
You running away, you coward?
***SIGN*** Grip
**[09:15] ---**
Knock it off, Macho Bird! The door's thin!
**[09:19] ---**
It's that bird...
**[09:20] ---**
From the other day...
**[09:22] ---**
You! You're that evil lieutenant!
**[09:25] ---**
Now I get it. So that's what's going on.
**[09:28] ---**
I was looking for some trace of you
but came up empty, or so I thought...
**[09:34] ---**
But this...
**[09:35] ---**
crammed, old, shabby apartment
is where you've been confined!?
**[09:41] ---**
This is my home...
**[09:43] ---**
You mean you actually live here?! You've gotta be kidding!
**[09:46] ---**
Just how rude can you be?
**[09:49] ---**
This is no bigger than
a storage room at Hibana's residence!
**[09:53] ---**
F*ck.
**[09:57] ---**
We meet again, Byakuya-chan!
**[09:59] ---**
I'm so excited to be in Byakuya-chan's
home for the first time. It's making my heart go--
**[10:03] ---**
F*ck!
***SIGN*** BAA-
***SIGN*** -AAM
**[10:05] ---**
Our promise.
**[10:07] ---**
Hey, what's with that shrimpy menace?
**[10:11] ---**
That would be Kagari Hibana.
**[10:13] ---**
She's my magical girl.
**[10:16] ---**
Huh? You're a pedo now?
**[10:19] ---**
What?!
**[10:20] ---**
Those words... You're looking for a fight now, aren't you?
**[10:25] ---**
Huh?
**[10:26] ---**
I thought I told you. We're gonna see
who the true magical girl is. So I'll show you!
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Hibana's sparkling side as a magical girl!
**[10:34] ---**
*Sparkle, Chomp!*
**[10:36] ---**
*Are they going to a value proposition
for their own magical girls?*
**[10:41] ---**
*If so, this is a good chance
to learn something about them.*
**[10:44] ---**
My Hibana...
**[10:46] ---**
She's admired magical girls since she was a little girl.
**[10:50] ---**
My Byakuya...
**[10:52] ---**
Her life depends on it.
**[10:54] ---**
Hibana can defeat the enemy empty-handed!
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Byakuya can tame the enemy without force!
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It goes without saying that Hibana is adorable!
***SIGN*** You're spitting
everywhere...
**[11:02] ---**
You dumbass, Byakuya is more adorable. Stupid.
***SIGN*** You're the
dumbass...
**[11:04] ---**
*Actually... There's nothing to learn here.*
***SIGN*** Can it,
macho-bird.
**[11:08] ---**
I'll come out and say it...
**[11:10] ---**
Mimori Byakuya's facial muscles are non-existent!
**[11:14] ---**
All her nourishment is going to those titties of hers!
**[11:17] ---**
My facial muscles...are non-existent?
**[11:19] ---**
Well, you aren't exactly the most expressive...
**[11:23] ---**
I personally don't smile at everyone,
so I don't think I'd trust someone with a huge reaction.
**[11:29] ---**
There ya go, a third-party comment!
**[11:31] ---**
You're on their side?!
**[11:33] ---**
I'm the enemy.
***SIGN*** You're all
in cahoots!
**[11:36] ---**
You ain't got a lick of taste if you
think that birdo look of yours is any good.
**[11:40] ---**
What?!
**[11:42] ---**
What's so strange about having a body that looks sculpted?!
**[11:45] ---**
You're off-balance, baldie.
**[11:50] ---**
By the way...
**[11:52] ---**
She spoke...
**[11:54] ---**
She spoke.
**[11:55] ---**
*She spoke.*
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Weren't you supposed to be ranking us girls?
**[12:15] ---**
We're sorry...!
***SIGN*** Episode 8
Before Christmas
***SIGN***