E2 - School Festival

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[00:09] Tsubasa
    Damn, it's hot.
[00:11] Tsubasa
    I'm wearing this to avoid
    the sailor-uniform look,
[00:15] Tsubasa
    but it's really getting too hot for it...
[00:18] Narrator
    Tsubasa—real name Tsuyoshi—
    wants to look as un-cross-dressy as possible.
[00:24] Tsuyoshi
    I'm home.
[00:26] Tsubasa (Sister)
    Welcome back.
SIGN    Class 2-B
    Air Band
SIGN    The
SIGN    Lit
SIGN    tle
SIGN    Lies
SIGN    We
SIGN    All
SIGN    Tell
SIGN    The Little Lies We All Tell
SIGN    The Little Lies We All Tell
SIGN    The Little Lies We All Tell
SIGN    Rikka
SIGN    Colonel
SIGN    Chiyo-san
SIGN    Chiyo-san
SIGN    Ninja
SIGN    Sekine
SIGN    Psychic
SIGN    Tsubasa
SIGN    Tsuyoshi
SIGN    Boy
SIGN    Note:
     Is Sekine
SIGN    Maskuma Mask
SIGN    Class 2-B
    Air Band
SIGN    Poeh
SIGN    #02: School Festival
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[02:05] Tsuyoshi
    Yikes.
[02:07] Narrator
    Allow me to explain.
[02:09] Narrator
    In this school, there is a special uniform
[02:12] Narrator
    only allowed during summer,
    called the "Midsummer Outfit."
[02:15] Narrator
    It comes with a special undergarment
    to guard against any potential translucency.
[02:19] Tsuyoshi
    This is...
[02:21] Tsuyoshi
    not happening.
[02:22] Tsuyoshi
    No, no, no, no, definitely no.
SIGN    We can't show you,
    but he's wearing boxers.
SIGN    Gloom
[02:25] Tsuyoshi
    I've endured the sailor-style uniform, but...
SIGN    I'm on Team Boxers
SIGN    I'm on Team Boxers
[02:29] Tsuyoshi
    Sis, I can't do this anymore.
    Let's switch back!
[02:34] Tsuyoshi
    Stop taking photos!
[02:37] Tsuyoshi
    No, no, no, no, no! Anything but that!
[02:47] Tsubasa
    Good morning.
[02:51] Rikka
    Good morning!
[02:55] Chiyo
    How do you do, Tsubasa-san?
SIGN    No sparkles
    for Sekine,
     huh...
[02:58] Tsubasa
    I see you're all wearing
    the midsummer outfit today.
[03:01] Sekine
    It's just too dang hot.
[03:03] Sekine
    Honestly, the underwear
    it comes with is kind of a pain.
[03:08] Sekine
    This is a girls-only school, so really...
[03:14] Sekine
    I think something like this'd be fine.
[03:16] Narrator
    Kiyoshi.
SIGN    Kiyoshi
[03:19] Chiyo
    B-But the underwear is so cute, too!
[03:23] Chiyo
    I love lace.
[03:26] Tsubasa
    You sure do, Chiyo-san.
[03:28] Sekine
    It's fine if you like it...
[03:31] Chiyo
    I got so excited, I ended up making a number
    of small accessories to match the outfit!
[03:36] Sekine & Tsubasa & Rikka
    Wow, awesome!
[03:38] Chiyo
    I haven't slept in three days.
[03:40] Sekine
    Her dedication to cuteness is off the charts.
[03:43] Chiyo
    I've always been so attached to cute things.
[03:48] Chiyo
    I still remember...
[03:53] (Flashback) Chiyo
    Stand back!
[03:54] (Flashback) Hanzo
    B-But you can't do this alone!
[03:57] (Flashback) Chiyo
    I can't put someone so cute at risk!
    I, Chiyo, will handle this!
[04:01] Sekine
    That one was Chiyo-san?!
[04:04] Chiyo**
    I admired that ponytail so much.
[04:07] Chiyo
    Um, if it's not too much to ask,
[04:11] Chiyo
    it would be wonderful if you all
    could try on these items...
[04:15] Tsubasa
    What?
[04:19] Rikka
    Wow! So cute!
[04:24] Rikka
    It's like a dream come true,
    being able to wear this!
[04:27] Sekine
    The Colonel is a girl, too, after all.
[04:30] Rikka
    Ow, my tentacles!
SIGN    Fold over
[04:33] Chiyo
    Fold it over, fold it again,
    and tie it up with a rubber band...
SIGN    Fold again
SIGN    Tie with rubber band
SIGN    No Blood Flow
[04:39] Rikka
    No blood flow!
SIGN    Complete!
[04:41] Rikka
    Chiyo-san, why did you have to
    tie it so tightly...
[04:45] Rikka
    I don't care what I wear
[04:46] Rikka
    as long as it doesn't interfere
    with my military duties, but...
[04:50] Rikka
    Hmm?
[04:56] Rikka
    I'm bleeding, too?!
[04:58] Chiyo
    Was it too loose?
[05:01] Rikka
    Oh, no! It's definitely super tight!
[05:04] Narrator
    She's telling the truth.
[05:05] Chiyo
    Tsubasa-san, if I might...
[05:07] Tsubasa
    No, it's fine. I'll just watch.
[05:11] Rikka
    Try it, Tsubasa-chan.
[05:13] Sekine
    It'll look good on you.
[05:15] Tsubasa
    It most definitely won't look good.
[05:17] Tsubasa
    Really, I'm fine.
[05:19] Chiyo
    But I'm sure this would look great on you!
SIGN    Dirndl!
[05:23] Tsubasa
    Wh-What is that?
[05:25] Chiyo
    It's a traditional dress.
[05:27] Tsubasa
    Why is everyone so enthusiastic?
[05:30] Tsubasa
    Oh, maybe...
[05:32] Tsubasa
    I don't look good in cute things!
[05:36] Tsubasa
    Is that how they see me?
[05:41] Narrator
    Sekine's powers only work
    on the same gender,
[05:45] Narrator
    so she can't understand
    what Tsubasa is thinking.
[05:48] Chiyo
    You're not large like me,
    so it'll look good on you.
[05:52] Tsubasa
    Be more aware of your own good looks.
[05:54] Sekine
    If you don't like it, just sell it online.
[05:58] Tsubasa
    That sounds inhumane.
[06:00] Rikka
    Just wear it, and this can all be over!
[06:03] Narrator
    This is becoming an emergency.
SIGN    Conscience
[06:11] Chiyo
    Why not also put on some makeup,
     while we're at it?
[06:14] Tsubasa
    No, this isn't, like, a "tomboy being shy
    about cute things" deal.
[06:15] Rikka
    Hurry, hurry!
[06:17] Rikka
    It hurts! The bleeding won't stop! Hurry!
[06:21] Tsubasa
    It's really just that... I really...
[06:24] Tsubasa
    I really don't want to wear this!
[06:27] Narrator
    The soul cries out, unheard.
[06:32] Tsubasa (Sister)
    Hey, Tsuyoshi. Welcome home—
[06:41] Tsuyoshi
    No photos!
SIGN    The Little Lies We All Tell
SIGN    click
[06:42] Tsubasa (Sister) & Tsuyoshi
    The Little Lies We All Tell.
SIGN    click
SIGN    click
SIGN    click
SIGN    Fort unes
[06:48] Chiyo
    Oh look, "Guardian Spirit Fortune Telling."
SIGN    Turtle Shell Divination
SIGN    Four Pillars of Destiny
SIGN    Guardian Spirit Fortune Telling
SIGN    Future Divination
SIGN    And more!
SIGN    Student
    Price
SIGN    yen
[06:51] Chiyo
    I wonder what that's like?
[06:53] Rikka
    I wonder!
[06:55] Rikka
    How backwards this planet must be
    to believe in such foolishness.
[07:00] Sekine
    Man, that's steep! How many days'
    worth of food would that buy?
[07:03] Tsubasa
    Looks shady as hell.
    I don't like these spiritual things.
[07:11] Fortune Teller
    It might look shady,
    but I am the real deal!
[07:15] Fortune Teller
    You there, I can take a look if you want.
[07:18] Tsubasa
    Nah... Guardian spirits? No thanks.
[07:23] Fortune Teller
    You don't believe me?
    Let's see your future, then.
SIGN    The Real Deal - Correct All the Time
[07:27] Tsubasa
    Fine. Tell me who I'm going to marry one day.
[07:30] Fortune Teller
    Very well.
[07:34] Fortune Teller
    I can see it. The person you'll marry is...
[07:40] Fortune Teller
    Hmm?
[07:45] Fortune Teller
    Oh, I see! She likes girls! OK!
[07:50] Tsubasa
    What is it?
[07:51] Fortune Teller
    You might be keeping this a secret,
    so I won't go into the details,
[07:55] Fortune Teller
    but don't worry, you'll meet
    a wonderful partner.
[07:59] Fortune Teller
    Just wait for the government to act!
SIGN    Rumble rumble...
[08:01] Tsubasa
    Government?
SIGN    Government
SIGN    Rumble rumble...
SIGN    Rumble rumble...
SIGN    Rumble rumble...
[08:03] Fortune Teller
    You might have concerns right now,
[08:06] Fortune Teller
    but don't worry! Society changes!
[08:10] Fortune Teller
    I saw a great wedding reception.
[08:12] Tsubasa
    Huh.
[08:14] Chiyo
    Um, can you read my fortune as well?
[08:18] Fortune Teller
    Of course!
[08:19] Chiyo
    I'd like to hear about my guardian spirit.
[08:23] Fortune Teller
    I see.
[08:24] Fortune Teller
    She seems like a well-to-do girl.
[08:27] Fortune Teller
    For these types,
    I often see their ancestors...
[08:35] Fortune Teller
    Oh?
[08:37] Fortune Teller
    This one... was a famous CEO?
[08:40] Fortune Teller
    I knew it. She's from a high-class family.
[08:43] Fortune Teller
    Huh? A former noble?
    And that famous billionaire?!
[08:47] Fortune Teller
    She's related to all of those people?
[08:54] Fortune Teller
    You're being protected
    by many wonderful people.
[08:57] Chiyo
    My, that is wonderful!
[09:00] Chiyo
    I assumed I would be cursed
[09:04] Chiyo
    by all the people my family has killed.
[09:07] Narrator
    Don't celebrate just yet.
[09:09] Rikka
    I'd like a guardian spirit reading, too!
[09:13] Fortune Teller
    Oh, what a cute girl.
[09:16] Fortune Teller
    For these types, it's often
    their grandparents or a dog.
[09:29] Fortune Teller
    What? A fish-man?!
[09:32] Rikka
    If spirits do exist,
[09:35] Rikka
    I'm sure I am haunted by
    the remnants of my enemies.
[09:45] Fish Alien
    Chinjao! Chinjao rosu!
[09:47] Fish Alien
    Green onions and chicken! Ramen!
[10:01] Sekine
    Please rest well.
[10:04] Rikka
    Fortune-telling results...
    after these messages!
SIGN    The Little Lies We All Tell
SIGN    Fortune-telling results...
SIGN    after these messages!
[10:12] Tsubasa
    The school festival, huh?
SIGN    Midsummer Outfit Season Is Over
[10:16] Narrator
    The midsummer outfit season is over.
[10:20] Sekine
    What should our class production
    be for the festival?
[10:23] Tsubasa
    Something safe, like a café.
[10:26] Chiyo
    Oh, a café! That sounds wonderful!
[10:29] Chiyo
    I've already gone ahead
    and prepared outfits, just in case!
[10:35] Rikka
    Welcome!
[10:38] Chiyo
    Rikka-chan is the waitress!
[10:41] Sekine
    Tried-and-true adorable.
[10:42] Tsubasa
    It's impressive how wholesome it is.
[10:45] Sekine
    Would you like some fresh-baked cookies?
[10:48] Chiyo
    A rustic style for Sekine-san!
[10:50] Rikka
    It's so cute!
[10:52] Tsubasa
    That's Aunt Stella.
[10:56] Chiyo
    A bellboy style for Tsubasa-san!
[10:59] Sekine
    It fits oddly well.
[11:01] Rikka
    So gallant!
[11:04] Sekine
    Chiyo-san, what about you?
[11:06] Chiyo
    Well, for me...
[11:09] Chiyo
    Welcome home, ladies.
[11:12] Rikka
    So cool!
[11:14] Sekine
    Too handsome...
[11:15] Tsubasa
    I've been outdone.
[11:17] Chiyo
    If there are any other outfits
    you'd like to try,
[11:19] Chiyo
    please ask me any time you wish!
[11:23] Rikka
    In that case, a mil—
SIGN    Military Uniform!
[11:24] Chiyo
    But I just know a maid outfit
    would suit you best, Rikka-chan!
[11:27] Rikka
    ...uniform...
SIGN     Military Uniform!
SIGN    Maid Outfit
[11:30] Rikka
    I mean, I'd love to try on a maid outfit!
[11:33] Narrator
    Colonel Rikka prioritizes friendship.
SIGN    The Little Lies We All Tell
[11:36] Rikka
    The Little Lies We All Tell.
[11:52] Sekine
    Chiyo-san, what are you sewing?
[11:55] Chiyo
    A new outfit for Rikka-chan.
[11:58] Sekine
    You made another one, huh?
[12:00] Sekine
    You should wear one, too.
[12:03] Chiyo
    But I... No, I...
[12:05] Sekine
    Come on. Just try it.
[12:08] Chiyo
    Oh, wait...
[12:16] Chiyo
    How do I look?
[12:19] Sekine
    She looks like a person
    who performs certain services.
[12:21] Narrator
    Bluntly stated.
[12:31] Chiyo
    P-Please say something...
[12:35] Sekine
    What's the correct answer here?
[12:38] Tsubasa
    Morning. Hmm?
[12:47] Tsubasa
    It's someone who provides
    adult entertainment!
[12:48] Narrator
    Fastball, dead center.
[12:54] Tsubasa
    Um, Chiyo-san, it's...
[12:58] Chiyo
    I'm sorry I put you in a tough spot.
[13:01] Chiyo
    I knew it wouldn't suit me.
[13:04] Sekine & Tsubasa
    It does suit you, it's just...
[13:06] Sekine
    Chiyo-san, that's not it.
    You'd get a lot of appointments!
[13:10] Chiyo
    Appointments?
[13:11] Narrator
    Sekine, flustered, blurts out
    something terrible.
[13:15] Tsubasa
    Wait, Sekine! I'll take it from here!
[13:21] Tsubasa
    Chiyo-san, first, I want you to understand
[13:24] Tsubasa
    that some call it the world's
    oldest profession.
[13:27] Tsubasa
    It's not something to be ashamed of,
[13:28] Tsubasa
    and actually has the potential
    of making many people happy...
[13:31] Narrator
    The preamble is too long.
[13:33] Rikka
    Wow, Chiyo-san! Where'd you get that outfit?
[13:37] Rikka
    It's like you stepped out of
    a picture book! It's so cute!
[13:41] Chiyo
    Really?
[13:44] Rikka
    Rikka never lies!
[13:46] Sekine
    You constantly lie.
[13:50] Rikka
    What a wonderful beauty!
[13:52] Rikka
    It's almost like she stepped
    straight out of...
SIGN    Safety and
     cleanliness first
SIGN    No disrobing,
     masks OK
SIGN    Best rates
     in the area
SIGN    Make solid money with soft services!
SIGN    Wear cute uniforms!
SIGN    Transportation fee covered
SIGN    Inexperienced workers welcome
SIGN    No lessons needed
SIGN    Apply here
SIGN    60-minute pack
    starting at 10,000 Yen
SIGN    Inexperienced workers welcome!
SIGN    Start same-day
SIGN    Pay per day, high rates
SIGN    60,000 yen per day possible
SIGN    Maids wanted!
SIGN    We are an establishment
    where girls can work safely
[13:55] Rikka
    this book of pictures I found yesterday!
[13:57] Narrator
    Put it back!
SIGN    The Little Lies We All Tell
[13:59] Rikka
    The Little Lies We All Tell!
SIGN    Bazaar: 1
SIGN    Shooting gallery: 4
SIGN    Café: 11
SIGN    Research Presentation: 1
SIGN    Food service: 2
SIGN    Haunted house: 5
[14:02] Sekine
    I think we've gotten all the ideas down
    for school festival productions.
SIGN    Class 2-B School Festival Production Ideas
[14:07] Sekine
    The café idea is the most popular
    right now, I think.
[14:11] Sekine
    That said, we'd want to set ourselves apart
    from the other classes somehow.
[14:15] Sekine
    We can use the revenue for the after-party.
[14:17] Rikka
    What are the other classes doing?
[14:20] Chiyo
    Mostly sweets shops,
    like crêpes and cookies.
[14:24] Sekine
    In that case, perhaps we should go
    for something a bit unorthodox.
[14:30] Tsubasa
    I want to do a ninja mansion.
[14:33] Sekine
    That does sound pretty unorthodox.
[14:36] Students
    Sounds good. Let's just go with that.
[14:39] Chiyo
    Wait, but...
SIGN    m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100
SIGN    FURIN KAZAN
    Swift as the Wind
    Still as the Forest
    Daring as the Fire
    Steady as the Mtn
[14:43] Chiyo
    Welcome to the Ninja Mansion.
[14:46] Chiyo
    This one shall be your guide, nin. Nin, nin!
[14:50] Chiyo
    I cannot allow that ninja to be.
[14:52] Chiyo
    I'll accept anything
    but the ninja mansion! Anything!
[14:55] Chiyo
    I have to push for something different
    with the same core idea...
[15:00] Chiyo
    Tsubasa-san!
[15:02] Chiyo
    What about a Japanese-style café?
[15:04] Tsubasa
    Japanese-style...
[15:05] Sekine
    ...café?
[15:06] Chiyo
    If we served red bean soup and traditional
    sweets, that would set us apart!
[15:09] Sekine
    Welcome.
[15:10] Chiyo
    It would be so wonderful!
    Wonderful! Wonderful!
[15:11] Tsubasa
    This way, please.
[15:12] Rikka
    Yay! Welcome!
[15:15] Tsubasa
    That's still just a café.
[15:18] Narrator
    Chiyo's presentation is quickly shut down.
[15:20] Sekine
    Who likes the ninja mansion idea?
SIGN    Class 2-B Production Ideas
    Ninja Mansion
[15:25] Sekine
    It's settled. Our class production is...
SIGN    Ninja Mansion
[15:29] Narrator
    A ninja mansion.
[15:31] Narrator
    She, like, can't stand the idea.
    For all kinds of reasons.
[15:38] Tsubasa
    I actually really love ninjas.
[15:43] Tsubasa
    I seriously tried to become a ninja
    when I was younger.
[15:43] Young Tsuyoshi
    One! Two! Three!
[15:46] Tsubasa
    Ninjas are super cool, after all.
[15:49] Tsubasa
    I still kinda want to be one.
[15:53] Chiyo
    I-If she feels so strongly about this,
    then I suppose I can...
[15:57] Tsubasa
    So I think my skills as a ninja
    are pretty up there.
[16:00] Chiyo
    Huh?
[16:06] Tsubasa
    See how good my shuriken throwing is?
[16:14] Tsubasa
    Chiyo-san, that's incredible...
    You weren't even looking at the target!
[16:18] Chiyo
    Oh, no, it's nothing.
[16:20] Chiyo
    I mean, I'd say that's
    the bare minimum level
[16:22] Chiyo
    for someone who wants
    to call themselves a ninja.
[16:26] Narrator
    Her professional's spirit is leaking out.
[16:28] Rikka
    You must have practiced a lot! Good for you!
[16:31] Chiyo
    O-Oh, not at all. It's just
    a basic skill for all ladies.
[16:36] Narrator
    Define "lady."
[16:38] Chiyo
    Oh, no. I shouldn't have let that get to me.
[16:42] Chiyo
    I already quit being a ninja.
[16:45] Chiyo
    I'm spending the rest
    of my days as a regular girl.
[16:49] Chiyo
    No more shurikens!
[16:52] Tsubasa
    Damn, and I thought I was pretty good, too.
[16:57] Sekine
    Tsubasa, that's enough.
[17:01] Tsubasa
    I know! I'll do a thousand push-ups
    before the day of the festival
[17:05] Tsubasa
    so that I can get better
    than Chiyo-san at the shuriken!
[17:10] Chiyo
    Oh, yeah?
[17:17] Tsubasa
    It's true...
[17:18] Chiyo
    One hundred and fifty-six.
[17:20] Tsubasa
    Yes, ma'am.
[17:25] Tsubasa
    I did say I was gonna do a thousand push-ups.
[17:28] Sekine & Rikka
    You can do it!
[17:30] Chiyo
    One hundred and fifty-seven.
[17:31] Tsubasa
    Yes, ma'am...
[17:34] Tsubasa
    But that was more like
    a figurative declaration.
[17:38] Tsubasa
    I wasn't literally going to do
    a thousand push-ups...
[17:40] Chiyo
    One hundred and fifty-eight.
[17:45] Chiyo
    Oh? I didn't hear your response.
[17:49] Tsubasa
    Y-Yes, ma'am!
[17:58] Chiyo
    Oh, dear.
[18:00] Tsubasa
    I'm sorry. I can't do this anymore, ma'am.
[18:03] Narrator
    The polite form comes out naturally.
[18:05] Chiyo
    Oh. Well, Rikka-chan,
[18:08] Chiyo
    can you help out Tsubasa-san...
[18:10] Tsubasa
    Is she going to give me water or something?
[18:12] Chiyo
    ...by sitting on her back, please?
[18:14] Rikka
    Yes!
[18:21] Chiyo
    After you've thrown up,
    that's when the real workout begins.
[18:24] Tsubasa
    Is she a demon?
[18:25] Rikka
    But I shouldn't be sitting on her back!
[18:28] Tsubasa
    Thank you, Rikka! Please get off!
[18:30] Rikka
    I'm too light!
[18:33] Rikka
    It should be Sekine-chan!
[18:37] Narrator
    Sekine knew that this was the Colonel's
    honest and well-meaning suggestion.
[18:42] Narrator
    She was telling only the truth.
[18:47] Sekine
    Am I heavy, Tsubasa?
[18:51] Rikka
    You can do it!
[18:53] Chiyo
    You'd never find something like this heavy,
    would you, Tsubasa-san?
[18:58] Tsubasa
    It's not heavy at all! Ma'am!
[19:00] Narrator
    He reads the room in two ways.
SIGN    Harakiri
SIGN    Shinobi
SIGN    Sukiyaki
[19:03] Sekine
    Unfortunately, Tsubasa will be absent
    due to muscle cramps.
SIGN    Target Range
SIGN    Tuna
SIGN    Ice
SIGN    Steak on Rice
SIGN    Furin Kazan
SIGN    Harakiri
SIGN    Shinobi
SIGN    Sukiyaki
SIGN    Furin Kazan
SIGN    Shaved
    Ice
SIGN    Day of the School Festival
[19:09] Sekine
    This was not at all unexpected.
[19:15] Sekine
    Now we need someone to replace her...
[19:19] Chiyo
    It would be my honor.
SIGN    1-B Takoyaki
SIGN    Ninja Mansion Available 2-B
[19:25] Mr. Brian
    Wow!
[19:28] Mr. Brian
    2-B is doing a ninja mansion!
[19:31] Rikka
    Oh, it's Mr. Brian, the English teacher!
SIGN    Welcome
[19:34] Sekine & Students
    Welcome to the ninja mansion!
SIGN    Tuna
SIGN    Shaved Ice
[19:50] Mr. Brian
    They did a good job, but it's just
    a classroom production, after all.
[19:53] Mr. Brian
    I'll just overreact to humor them.
[19:57] Chiyo
    Mr. Brian,
[19:59] Chiyo
    this one shall be your guide, nin. Nin, nin!
[20:04] Mr. Brian
    What the hell is going on?!
[20:11] Mr. Brian
    Oh, my gosh!
[20:12] Mr. Brian
    No kidding!
[20:14] Mr. Brian
    Marvelous! Japanese ninja!
[20:18] Mr. Brian
    Amazing! Incredible!
[20:23] Chiyo
    I did it. I saw it through to the end.
[20:26] Chiyo
    But a friendship, once lost,
    can never be recovered...
[20:30] Sekine
    Why don't you just go apologize?
[20:33] Chiyo
    But will she forgive me?
[20:37] Sekine
    Well, you could bring along
    something that Tsubasa likes.
[20:41] Chiyo
    Something Tsubasa-san likes?
[20:45] Chiyo
    I'm so...
[20:47] Chiyo
    So very sorry.
[20:50] Tsubasa
    It's fine. Please don't grovel like that.
[20:54] Chiyo
    But...
[20:56] Tsubasa
    I'm just glad you're back
    to your normal self.
[21:00] Chiyo
    Tsubasa-san...
[21:02] Tsubasa
    I mean, I did miss the chance
    to dress up as a ninja, but...
[21:07] Chiyo
    As a token of my apology,
    here is a set of ninja tools.
[21:13] Chiyo
    It's my gift to you.
[21:15] Tsubasa
    Really?
[21:17] Tsubasa
    Wow... Thanks!
[21:20] Tsubasa
    This blood-rust paint job
    looks so realistic!
[21:23] Tsubasa
    The chip here, and the
    blade marks here, wow!
[21:25] Narrator
    Try as she might, it wouldn't wash off.
SIGN    The Little Lies
     We All Tell
[21:28] Tsubasa
    The Little Lies We All Tell!
[21:32] Tsubasa (Sister)
    It sold for a high price.
[21:34] Tsuyoshi
    What are you doing?!
[21:35] Tsuyoshi
    That was a gift!
SIGN    Next Episode Preview
SIGN    Day Duty:
     Sekine
[23:09] Tsubasa
    Let's do a proper "next
    episode preview" this time.
[23:11] Chiyo
    Yes. After all, next episode, we're
    introducing the protagonist of the show!
[23:16] Rikka
    The name is...
[23:17] Chiyo
    Maskuma!
[23:17] Rikka
    Space Octopus!
[23:18] Chiyo
    It's "Maskuma"!
SIGN    #03: Surprise
[23:19] Rikka
    It's "Space Octopus"!
[23:21] Chiyo
    Maskuma!
[23:22] Rikka
    Space Octopus!
[23:22] Sekine
    Who cares...?
[23:23] Chiyo
    Maskuma!