E1 - The Four Girls’ Secrets

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[00:01] Narrator
    This is Kashihara Girls' Academy.
[00:04] Narrator
    It is a prestigious school, widely regarded
[00:07] Narrator
    as an old-fashioned school
    for raising proper ladies.
[00:17] Chiyo
    My, how pretty.
[00:19] Chiyo
    Looks delicious.
[00:21] Sekine
    Chiyo-san, you're here early today.
[00:25] Chiyo
    How do you do, Sekine-san?
    Did you arrive with Tsubasa-san?
[00:29] Rikka
    Hey, everyone!
[00:33] Riika
    Good morning!
[00:35] Tsubasa
    Good morning.
[00:36] Chiyo
    How do you do, Rikka-chan?
[00:41] Narrator
    By all appearances,
    an ordinary morning scene,
[00:44] Narrator
    played out by four ordinary
    middle school girls.
[00:49] Narrator
    But these four each have their
    own special circumstances.
SIGN    Class 2-B
    Air Band
SIGN    The
SIGN    Lit
SIGN    tle
SIGN    Lies
SIGN    We
SIGN    All
SIGN    Tell
SIGN    The Little Lies We All Tell
SIGN    The Little Lies We All Tell
SIGN    The Little Lies We All Tell
SIGN    Rikka
SIGN    Colonel
SIGN    Chiyo-san
SIGN    Ninja
SIGN    Sekine
SIGN    Psychic
SIGN    Tsubasa
SIGN    Tsuyoshi
SIGN    Boy
SIGN    Note:
     Is Sekine
SIGN    Maskuma Mask
SIGN    Class 2-B
    Air Band
SIGN    Poeh
SIGN    #01 The Four Girls' Secrets
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[02:29] Rikka
    Wow, Chiyo-san's lunch looks delicious!
[02:33] Chiyo
    I made it all myself.
[02:36] Rikka
    Cool!
[02:38] Tsubasa
    Sekine, you're just having natto and rice?
[02:41] Sekine
    Natto is good for you.
[02:43] Tsubasa
    Yeah, that's true, but...
[02:45] Chiyo
    Would you like to try my rolled omelet?
[02:49] Rikka
    Really? Yay!
[02:54] Narrator
    They say "Show me a liar,
    and I will show you a thief," but...
[02:58] Narrator
    All of the people pictured here are liars.
[03:03] Rikka
    They must never find out...
[03:07] Rikka
    that I am Colonel Papipoporo Durrikka,
[03:09] Rikka
    109th Battalion of the Galactic
    Revolution Alliance Army!
SIGN    Loli Alien
     Rikka
[03:15] Narrator
    Loli Alien, Rikka!
[03:23] Rikka
    During combat against the Space Empire,
    my spacecraft was damaged,
[03:26] Rikka
    and I crash-landed on this planet.
[03:29] Rikka
    Fortunately, I was able to
    use my Emergency Device
[03:32] Rikka
    to manipulate the memories of the locals
    and infiltrate this school, but...
[03:38] Rikka
    Groovy! This is the bee's knees!
[03:42] Sekina
    What does that even mean?
[03:44] Rikka
    Did I make a mistake? Was that an error?!
SIGN    BWAH
[03:48] Rikka
    I'm trying to play the role
    of an innocent and naïve girl.
[03:50] Rikka
    Where did I go wrong?
[03:52] Narrator
    She simply targeted the wrong era.
[03:55] Chiyo
    Friend, friend.
[03:56] Rikka
    Through memory manipulation,
[03:56] Tsubasa
    Rikka is friend.
[03:57] Rikka
    they believe I am their
    "innocent and naïve" friend.
[03:58] Sekine
    Innocent and naïve, naïve.
SIGN    Om nom nom nom nom
[04:01] Rikka
    But what exactly is*
     "innocent and naïve"...?
[04:05] Rikka
    What if they begin to suspect me?
[04:07] Rikka
    Honestly, I'm so stressed,
    I can't even taste anything.
SIGN    So Delicious
[04:07] Rikka
    It's so delicious!
[04:09] Rikka
    But there's nothing more I can do*
    besides wait for my comrades to rescue me!
[04:14] Chiyo
    Oh, I'm so fortunate to be blessed
    with so many cute girls as friends!
[04:21] Chiyo
    I'm so glad I quit being a ninja.
SIGN    Maidenly Ninja
    Chiyo
SIGN    Hmph...
[04:24] Narrator
    Maidenly Ninja, Chiyo.
[04:29] Chiyo
    Several months ago,
    I infiltrated this school
[04:33] Chiyo
    as part of my first assassination mission.
[04:36] Chiyo
    My target was the headmaster.
[04:39] Chiyo
    But I chose to abandon the mission
    and live here as a normal girl.
[05:04] Chiyo
    Ever since, my village has been
    sending assassins to terminate me,
[05:09] Chiyo
    but I can't let go of this happiness!
[05:12] Rikka
    Chiyo-san, did you hurt your hand?
[05:14] Chiyo
    Y-Yes. My dog bit me.
[05:17] Tsubasa
    Oh, you have a dog?
[05:20] Tsubasa
    Like a Labrador or something?
    I can picture it already.
[05:22] Chiyo
    L-Lab?
[05:24] Tsubasa
    Well, maybe a well-to-do lady like you
    doesn't care about breeds and such.
[05:27] Tsubasa
    Your butler probably
    took care of everything.
[05:29] Chiyo
    N-No, that's not how I am.
[05:32] Chiyo
    I've tried to reveal as little
    of my personal life as possible,
[05:35] Chiyo
    but somehow that's ended up being
    interpreted as me being a high-class lady.
[05:38] Chiyo
    I feel a little bad.
[05:43] Sekine
    An alien and a ninja?!
    You've gotta be kidding me!
[05:43] Sekine
    Wh-What?!
SIGN    Wh-What?!
SIGN    D-Class
    Psychic
    Sekine
[05:46] Narrator
    D-Class Psychic, Sekine.
[05:49] Sekine
    I'm just a normal middle school student.
[05:51] Sekine
    I have a lame psychic ability
[05:53] Sekine
    that occasionally makes other
    peoples' thoughts flow into me.
[05:57] Sekine
    Aren't I supposed to be
    brainwashed by alien technology?
[06:01] Sekine
    How is it that I'm able to realize
    I'm being brainwashed?
[06:04] Sekine
    Maybe it's because we psychics
    have abnormally structured brains?
SIGN    I have no cure for that.
[06:07] Sekine
    That does cause some drugs
    to not work on me, and things like that.
SIGN    So you're saying I should just die?
[06:10] Sekine
    On top of that, we psychics have
    an ID code engraved in our arms,
[06:12] Sekine
    and a GPS tracker
    embedded in our bones.
[06:14] Sekine
    The Organization has us under constant
    surveillance. It's the only way I can live.
[06:18] Sekine
    Honestly, it doesn't bother me, though.
[06:25] Tsubasa
    Why do I gotta go to an all-girls school?
SIGN    Boy in Girl's Clothes
    Tsubasa (Tsuyoshi)
[06:29] Narrator
    Boy in Girl's Clothes, Tsubasa—
    real name, Tsuyoshi.
[06:34] Tsubasa
    It all started when...
[06:37] (Flashback) Tsubasa (Sister)
    Tsuyoshi! Did you get accepted
    into Chikuin Boys' Academy?
[06:41] (Flashback) Tsuyoshi
    Yeah.
[06:42] (Flashback) Tsubasa (Sister)
    You're going to attend an
    all-girls school in my place.
[06:45] (Flashback) Tsuyoshi
    What are you talking about?
[06:47] (Flashback) Tsubasa
    It looks like Takahashi-kun from Jennie's
    will be going to Chikuin this year.
[06:52] (Flashback) Tsuyoshi
    B-But...
SIGN    Do as I say, or you're dead.
[06:52] (Flashback) Tsubasa (Sister)
    It'll be fine. We're identical twins.
[06:57] Tsubasa
    When my sister gets like that,
    there's no reasoning with her.
[07:00] Tsubasa
    That said, I did have some hope
SIGN    Panty
    Flash
[07:02] Female student
    Oh, you're so naughty.
[07:02] Tsubasa
    that by infiltrating an all-girls school,
    I might end up having a few sexy accidents.
[07:08] Lady
    Hello, boy.
[07:09] Tsubasa
    But now that I think about it,
    I prefer sexy women older than me.
SIGN    No sex appeal
SIGN    Too prim
SIGN    Too immature
[07:18] Tsubasa
    Oh well, who cares as long as it's fun?
[07:22] Sekine
    I wonder why I can't read
    Tsubasa's mind at all.
[07:25] Narrator
    Sekine's ability only works on
    individuals of the same gender.
SIGN    Doesn't understand the specifics
     of her own powers
[07:30] Tsubasa
    Hey, Rikka, can I touch your stuffed animal?
[07:35] Rikka
    Huh?
SIGN    Gulp
[07:36] Tsubasa
    You're always holding it, so I was
    thinking it must feel really nice.
[07:40] Tsubasa
    I wanted to give it a try, if that's okay.
[07:45] Rikka
    I'm sorry. This was a precious gift
    from my grandfather.
[07:49] Tsubasa
    I see. Like a birthday present?
[07:52] Rikka
    Well, it was a precious day for me—
[07:56] Rikka
    or rather, every citizen...
[08:02] Rikka
    A gift for our National Foundation Day!
SIGN    Yikes.
[08:05] Sekine
    Oh no, Colonel, you got it wrong again!
[08:07] Sekine
    Earthlings don't generally give gifts
    to celebrate the foundation of a nation!
[08:12] Tsubasa
    Erm, I see. I guess
    that's how your family is.
[08:16] Sekine
    Oh, what a diplomatic response.
[08:19] Rikka
    That's right! The National Foundation Day
    is a celebration of our national identity
[08:22] Sekine
    Colonel!
[08:24] Rikka
    and confirmation of our
    rejection of imperialist ideals
[08:24] Tsubasa
    Oh, I need to go to the
    restroom all of a sudden.
[08:25] Rikka
    intended to give a heartfelt thanks
    to our ability to self-govern
SIGN    Logging Out
[08:27] Rikka
    and confirm our commitment
    to maintaining our freedoms.
[08:29] Sekine
    Tsubasa bailed.
[08:29] Rikka
    If you think about it, the concept
    of national sovereignty is...
[08:30] Rikka
    You found out that I'm very
    close to my grandfather.
[08:34] Sekine
    Oh, so that part is for real.
[08:36] Rikka
    Yes, my duty is to defend the ideals
    of the Revolutionary Army
[08:40] Rikka
    that my grandfather started!
[08:41] Rikka
    As a colonel and ace pilot, I must return
    to outer space as soon as possible!
[08:46] Sekine
    You're an ace pilot?!
[08:48] Rikka
    I should just undo the memory alteration
    and come out proudly as an alien!
[08:52] Rikka
    Then I can use the extra energy
    to send out a distress signal!
[08:56] Rikka
    Goodbye, everyone.
[08:58] Rikka
    Though our relationship was brief,
    I am proud to have met you!
[09:01] Rikka
    Farewell, my Earthling friends!
[09:03] Rikka
    Goodbye, zaijian, sawasdi, adios,
[09:05] Rikka
    auf wiedersehen, au revoir!
SIGN    The End
[09:16] Sekine
    No, we barely just started!
[09:19] Sekine
    Don't try to end it all of a sudden!
[09:24] Rikka
    Chiyo-san, Sekine-chan.
    There's something important I must tell you.
[09:28] Chiyo
    What is it?
[09:30] Sekine
    Wh-What's up?
[09:32] Sekine
    What should I do? Should I stop her?
[09:34] Rikka
    There's a secret I've been keeping from you.
[09:38] Rikka
    I'm scared you might come
    to dislike me if I reveal it.
[09:41] Chiyo
    Dislike you? Impossible!
[09:43] Chiyo
    Rikka-chan, I love you,
    no matter what happens!
SIGN    Sparkle
    
    
    
    
    
    
    
     Sparkle
[09:47] Rikka
    Chiyo-san!
[09:49] Sekine
    Ugh! I can't bring myself to step in!
[09:52] Rikka
    In that case, I'll go ahead.
[09:56] Rikka
    Actually, I am...
[09:58] Chiyo
    My apologies. I have to visit the restroom.
[10:02] Sekine
    She totally caught a shuriken just now.
[10:05] Tsubasa
    Coming up with stuff to talk about is hard.
[10:09] Tsubasa
    I wonder what girls like to talk about?
[10:12] Tsubasa
    Oh, well. I should head back.
[10:20] Chiyo
    Fighting off assassins every day isn't easy.
SIGN    Enemy blood
[10:30] Rikka
    Oh, you're both here?
[10:33] Chiyo
    Oh, um, it's, uh...
[10:36] Chiyo
    that time of the month!
[10:38] Tsubasa
    Time of the month?
[10:41] Tsubasa
    Oh, ah, right. It's rough, huh?
SIGN    I know, right?
[10:45] Rikka
    A month? The length of one lunar orbit?
[10:47] Rikka
    How is this planet's satellite related?
[10:50] Rikka
    Yes! Me, too!
SIGN    I totally get it!
[10:52] Tsubasa
    I get blood-soaked from head to toe, too!
[10:55] Sekine
    That's totally not how that works...
[10:55] Rikka
    I know, right?
[10:57] Sekine
    Seriously, though, what's
    the matter with this school?!
[11:03] Narrator
    So thought Sekine, as she put
    her own issues away on a shelf.
SIGN    Shelf
SIGN    The Little Lies We All Tell
[11:10] Sekine
    Shelf!
[11:14] Chiyo
    How droll!
[11:16] Chiyo
    Is that true?
[11:18] Tsubasa
    Totally. Then Sekine was like...
[11:21] Sekine
    Come on, stop telling that story.
[11:24] Tsubasa
    What? But I want to.
[11:25] Rikka
    Oh, no.
[11:30] Rikka
    I'm about to pass gas.
[11:33] Rikka
    Why is this happening to me
    all of a sudden?
[11:36] Tsubasa
    Rikka, is something the matter?
[11:39] Rikka
    No. All clear, move on!
[11:41] Tsubasa
    Huh?
[11:41] Rikka
    No! I can't reveal my military upbringing!
[11:44] Rikka
    They believe I'm an innocent child!
[11:49] Tsubasa
    Are you sweating?
[11:50] Rikka
    N-Not at all.
[11:52] Rikka
    Maybe these are teardrops from the stars.
[11:56] Tsubasa
    I worry about her ability
    to make it in society.
[11:59] Narrator
    In a way, Colonel Rikka is totally
    successful in her role-playing.
[12:03] Chiyo
    But it's true that you don't look well.
[12:05] Rikka
    Really? I feel A-OK!
[12:10] Rikka
    I can't allow them to worry about me!
[12:14] Sekine
    Is your ribbon getting wet, too?
[12:17] Rikka
    Ribbon?
[12:18] Rikka
    Does she mean my tentacles?!
[12:20] Rikka
    Is my mimesis wearing off?!
[12:23] Sekine
    Those are tentacles?
[12:25] Sekine
    It's dripping with strange fluids!
[12:27] Chiyo
    I'm glad you're feeling well.
[12:29] Chiyo
    Oh, by the way,
[12:31] Chiyo
    I made cookies for everyone.
    Enjoy, Rikka-chan.
[12:35] Rikka
    Th-Thanks...
[12:38] Tsubasa
    Chiyo-san, you seem cheerful lately.
[12:41] Chiyo
    Oh, can you tell?
[12:44] Chiyo
    Until recently, I had to dedicate
    all my time to my studies, but...
[12:49] Chiyo
    Lately, I've been able to
    get into baking and sculpture.
[12:53] Chiyo
    It's so fulfilling!
[12:56] Tsubasa
    I see.
SIGN    Sculpture...?
[12:57] Tsubasa
    So a well-off lady has elegant hobbies, too.
[13:00] Chiyo
    I truly feel they're worth pursuing.
[13:04] Narrator
    She has vowed to sculpt a Buddha
    for every life her clan has taken.
[13:08] Sekine
    That's super heavy, Maidenly Ninja...
[13:11] Rikka
    Hey, everyone...
[13:14] Rikka
    Have you ever passed gas
    in front of others?
[13:18] Sekine
    She decided to just come out with it.
[13:20] Tsubasa
    Oh, yeah, for sure. Totally.
[13:22] Chiyo
    I'm ashamed to admit it, but I have as, well.
[13:25] Rikka
    I see. That's a relief.
[13:27] Rikka
    So it wouldn't be an issue
    for me to release it here...
[13:31] Rikka
    My chlorine gas.
SIGN    Highly Toxic
[13:33] Sekine
    Highly toxic gas! Do not mix!
[13:36] Sekine
    Farting in front of humans
    is definitely out of the question!
[13:38] Tsubasa
    Come on, it's just a natural bodily
    function. It's not going to kill you.
[13:43] Sekine
    I'm saying this to protect you!
[13:46] Tsubasa
    Rikka's lacking in common sense,
    but that can't be fixed overnight.
[13:49] Tsubasa
    What's a little gas, compared to
    the weird stuff she always says?
[13:52] Rikka
    What? That's how people see me?!
[13:56] Rikka
    I'm trying so hard to blend in
    with this planet's culture!
[14:01] Sekine
    Then do it somewhere alone!
[14:04] Sekine
    Preferably in an isolated room,
    sealed off by duct tape!
SIGN    Poof
[14:07] Rikka
    I'll go to the restroom for now!
[14:11] Sekine
    The other students are in danger!
[14:35] Rikka
    Oopsies!
[14:36] Narrator
    Fun fact: if you hold in a fart,
[14:39] Narrator
    the gasses are released from your mouth
    and nose, mixed in with your breath.
[14:42] Sekine
    Whoa. Whoa. Whoa. Whoa. Whoa.
[14:45] Narrator
    This fact scored five "Whoa"s.
[14:53] Sekine
    Oh, Colonel Rikka left her
    stuffed toy behind.
SIGN    Don't spill
[14:56] Sekine
    This is what she brainwashes people with...
[14:59] Chiyo
    Oh, Sekine-san.
[15:01] Tsubasa
    You haven't gone home yet?
[15:03] Sekine
    I was writing up the class journal.
SIGN    Don't spill
[15:13] Rikka
    I forgot something!
[15:15] Rikka
    Here it is.
SIGN    Translation for Earthlings:
    
    Enemy presence detected within three meters
[15:17] Alien Voice
    Pipipo pururu popibuppo
    pappiriripuri puripurippo.
SIGN    About three meters
[15:36] Rikka
    Put your hands behind your head,
    and line up in front of me.
[15:41] Chiyo
    Like this?
[15:42] Tsubasa
    What are you talking about?
[15:44] Rikka
    I'm sorry, but this isn't a negotiation.
[15:47] Rikka
    You have ten seconds to comply
    before I liquefy you
[15:49] Rikka
    with this Pupulum Fluid Discharger.
[15:54] Sekine
    She's dead serious!
[15:57] Rikka
    Ten. Nine. Eight. Seven. Six.
[15:57] Tsubasa
    What is all of this?
[16:00] Sekine
    Just do it.
[16:01] Sekine
    Just do it, please!
[16:04] Narrator
    They're seriously, like,
    five seconds away from being shot.
[16:07] Rikka
    Five, four, three, two, one.
[16:11] Chiyo
    What kind of game is this?
[16:13] Sekine
    It's my fault!
[16:15] Sekine
    It has to be because I spilled
    water on the Device.
[16:18] Sekine
    Should I just tell her the truth?
[16:23] Sekine
    What if she doesn't forgive me?!
[16:27] Sekine
    If I'm going to die anyway...
[16:29] Sekine
    Excuse me!
[16:29] Sekine
    There's something I've been dying to ask!
[16:32] Rikka
    Wh-What is it?
[16:34] Sekine
    Rikka...
[16:39] Sekine
    Do you poop from your tentacles, too?
[16:44] Sekine
    Yikes. I let my imagination
    run wild with pessimism.
[16:50] Rikka
    Accursed spy. How dare you
    infiltrate my friend network?
[16:54] Rikka
    I'll find you immediately.
[16:57] Rikka
    To do that...
SIGN    I asked three Earthlings
[17:01] Rikka
    Earth Quiz, Question 1!
[17:06] Rikka
    Let's start with the basics.
[17:08] Rikka
    How many years ago was the Earth created?
[17:11] Rikka
    Any Earthling should easily
    be able to answer this.
[17:14] Tsubasa
    Um, 4.6 billion years ago?
[17:16] Rikka
    How dense is the Earth compared to
    the other planets of the solar system?
[17:20] Tsubasa
    It's the most dense, right?
[17:22] Rikka
    What is the prevailing theory
    about how the Earth was formed?
[17:25] Tsubasa
    Protoplanet formation
    through chondritic asteroids?
[17:29] Rikka
    Miss Tsubasa, you are...
[17:35] Rikka
    undoubtedly an Earthling!
[17:37] Tsubasa
    An Earthling? I just like astronomy.
[17:41] Rikka
    Next, Miss Sekine...
[17:43] Sekine
    Yes! It's 1/298.257222101!
[17:51] Rikka
    Correct.
[17:52] Sekine
    Psychic cheating is the best!
SIGN    That's the ellipticity of the Earth.
[17:55] Rikka
    The only one left... is Chiyo-san.
[17:58] Chiyo
    I'll do my best!
[18:00] Rikka
    This beautiful, gentle girl couldn't
    possibly be an Imperial spy...
[18:07] (Flashback) Chiyo
    Rikka-chan is so cute.
[18:10] (Flashback) Chiyo
    Don't worry! You aren't weird!
[18:14] (Flashback) Rikka
    Chiyo-san!
[18:17] Rikka
    I don't want to doubt her!
    But I can't let my emotions interfere!
[18:22] Rikka
    The Earth Quiz is reaching its climax...
SIGN    Hot choice
SIGN    Round
SIGN    Triangular
SIGN    Square
[18:27] Rikka
    Which of these is the shape of the Earth?!
[18:30] Chiyo
    Triangular?
[18:35] Rikka
    Ch-Chiyo-san...
[18:36] Chiyo
    What's the right answer? I'm so excited!
[18:40] Rikka
    Chiyo-san, I'm sorry.
[18:44] Rikka
    You will become a foundation
    of the revolution!
[18:48] Sekine
    Wait! Stop!
[18:50] Sekine
    Chiyo-san is just a bit goofy!
[18:57] Tsubasa
    What is this?!
[18:58] Rikka
    I missed? Not to mention, this gun
    has no effect on Earthlings?!
[19:05] Chiyo
    Oh, no. I reflexively counterattacked.
[19:16] Chiyo
    Are you all right, Rikka-chan?
[19:20] Rikka
    My Device?!
[19:21] Sekine
    It was wet, so I dried it in the shade.
[19:25] Sekine
    Please, let it be fixed!
[19:28] Rikka
    The enemy reading is gone.
[19:30] Rikka
    Was it a malfunction?
[19:33] Tsubasa
    Rikka, what the heck was that all about?
[19:37] Rikka
    Um...
[19:39] Rikka
    I was playing make-believe as a
    "hasty soldier who jumped at shadows
[19:43] Rikka
    and almost wound up with
    civilian blood on her hands."
[19:46] Narrator
    She basically confessed.
[19:48] Tsubasa
    Your taste in hobbies is up to you,
    but I think we deserve an apology.
[19:52] Rikka
    I'm sorry.
[19:55] Rikka
    As a token of remorse,
[19:57] Rikka
    I will give up this medal given
    to me by my great leader.
[20:02] Narrator
    This is Colonel Rikka's
    most prized possession.
[20:05] Tsubasa
    You're still playing make-believe?
    You're not sorry at all.
[20:10] Sekine
    Um, actually, I think
    she's really, truly sorry.
[20:14] Sekine
    I think that's a really
    serious move on her part.
[20:16] Chiyo
    Please don't be so mad.
[20:19] Chiyo
    She just had an anemia attack.
[20:22] Narrator
    That's her cover story.
[20:24] Tsubasa
    You're both too soft on Rikka.
[20:28] Tsubasa
    The next time you pull that,
    consider our friendship over.
[20:31] Rikka
    Yes...
[20:33] Rikka
    Now that I think about it,
[20:35] Rikka
    I should have just used the Device's
    interrogation mode to make them confess.
[20:38] Rikka
    It has terrifyingly crippling side effects,
    but only if they're lying.
SIGN    Psst, psst, psst...
SIGN    Psst...
SIGN    Safe!
[20:46] Sekine
    Safe!!
[20:54] Rikka
    I managed to get through the day,
    but lying really is difficult.
[21:05] Chiyo
    I will protect this lifestyle,
    no matter what hardships await.
[21:15] Tsubasa
    What am I doing?
[21:17] Tsubasa
    I'll get in so much trouble if they find out.
[21:25] Sekine
    Why do I alone have to have
    all these things to worry about?
[21:28] Narrator
    They say, "Show me a liar,
    and I will show you a thief."
[21:31] Narrator
    But for them
     it's "I will show you a friend."
[21:35] Narrator
    Where will their friendship go from here?
SIGN    Class 2-B School Festival Venue:
     Ninja Funhouse
SIGN    Next Episode Preview
SIGN    Day Duty:
     Sekine
[23:09] Sekine
    It's finally begun.
[23:11] Chiyo
    Did you enjoy it?
[23:13] Rikka
    Next episode, a heated battle erupts between
    the Galactic Empire and the Rebellion...
[23:17] Chiyo
    No way! Liars get their legs pulled off!
SIGN    #02: School Festival
[23:20] Tsubasa
    I think you mean
    "you're pulling my leg," Chiyo-san...