E5 - Beach

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[00:01] Narrator
    Chiyo rises early.
[00:06] Narrator
    She sleeps on her side,
    left side down, to protect her heart.
[00:13] Narrator
    A habit she developed in her ninja clan.
[00:25] Chiyo
    Another peaceful morning.
[00:30] Narrator
    Chiyo begins her morning routine
    by brushing her teeth
[00:33] Narrator
    and sharpening her shuriken.
[00:46] Chiyo
    My usual hairstyle is complete!
[00:49] Chiyo
    All good!
[00:52] Chiyo
    I'll be on my way.
[00:55] Narrator
    The usual, peaceful days continue.
[00:59] Narrator
    Or so Chiyo believed, earnestly.
SIGN    Final Exams
SIGN    Class 2-B
    Air Band
SIGN    The
SIGN    Lit
SIGN    tle
SIGN    Lies
SIGN    We
SIGN    All
SIGN    Tell
SIGN    The Little Lies We All Tell
SIGN    The Little Lies We All Tell
SIGN    The Little Lies We All Tell
SIGN    Rikka
SIGN    Colonel
SIGN    Chiyo-san
SIGN    Chiyo-san
SIGN    Ninja
SIGN    Sekine
SIGN    Psychic
SIGN    Tsubasa
SIGN    Tsuyoshi
SIGN    Boy
SIGN    Note:
     Is Sekine
SIGN    Maskuma Mask
SIGN    Class 2-B
    Air Band
SIGN    Poeh
SIGN    Final Exams
SIGN    #05: Beach
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[02:48] Chiyo
    I'll do my best.
[02:52] Sekine
    The Colonel seems to be on a roll.
[03:02] Sekine
    If you're going to cheat,
    at least make it less obvious...
[03:05] Sekine
    Never mind that. I have to concentrate.
[03:11] Sekine
    Of course I don't use my powers for tests!
[03:14] Narrator
    Who is she making excuses to?
SIGN    A Few Days Later
[03:19] Sekine
    How did you go on the test?
[03:21] Tsubasa
    It was pretty easy.
[03:23] Rikka
    Okay, I guess.
SIGN    Class Rep
[03:26] Sekine
    I got a 100 in English.
SIGN    Model Student
[03:27] Tsubasa
    I got a 98.
SIGN    Elite Military Officer
[03:29] Rikka
    I got a 51.
SIGN    Points
[03:32] Sekine
    How did you cheat so much
    and yet score so low?
[03:36] Chiyo
    As for me...
[03:41] Student 1
    Hey, guys. Our draft of the
    class poem is done. Take a look.
[03:44] Sekine
    Oh, sure.
[03:46] Student 1
    Let me know what you think later.
[03:48] Sekine
    Sure.
[03:52] Tsubasa
    "Class Celebrity," huh.
SIGN    Class Poem: "Class Celebrity" (WIP)
SIGN    "Chiyo-san"
    Chiyo-san is pretty,
    so pretty.
    She's very pretty,
    like super pretty,
    like an unstoppable
    force of prettiness,
    and a total celeb
[03:54] Tsubasa
    Everyone picked Chiyo-san.
[03:56] Sekine
    Well, she is pretty. It's only natural.
[04:00] Rikka
    I'm so proud!
[04:04] Chiyo
    I'm going to make a quick visit
    to the school store.
[04:08] Chiyo
    Unbelievable... I...
[04:11] Chiyo
    I'm considered pretty!
[04:14] Narrator
    She couldn't be happier.
SIGN    Three days like this
[04:18] Chiyo
    Was it because, during my harsh training...
[04:21] Chiyo
    I applied nightingale feces to my face?
[04:26] Chiyo
    Or is it thanks to the mud baths?
SIGN    Totally holding her breath
[04:31] Chiyo
    Or perhaps it's the rich protein in my diet?
[04:34] Narrator
    All organic & natural.
[04:40] Chiyo
    I feel so self-conscious!
[04:42] Tsubasa
    Chiyo-san...
[04:44] Tsubasa
    needs to tone it down a notch.
[04:47] Sekine
    I thought the same thing.
[04:50] Tsubasa
    She needs to know when
    a compliment is just flattery.
[04:52] Sekine
    We won't be able to keep having
    lunch with her if this goes on.
[04:55] Tsubasa
    In fact,
[04:57] Tsubasa
    she won't be accepted anywhere at all.
[04:59] Rikka
    That's too harsh.
SIGN    The Next Day
[05:08] Chiyo
    Good morning.
[05:10] Rikka
    Good...?!
[05:12] Rikka
    Chiyo-san, is that a new hairstyle?
[05:16] Chiyo
    I wanted to change it up a little.
[05:18] Rikka
    The old style looked so
    good on you, though.
[05:20] Sekine
    Ah.
[05:22] Sekine
    That might be better, actually.
[05:25] Tsubasa
    In fact, why don't you go shorter?
[05:40] Chiyo
    I'm finally free from my clan!
[05:44] Chiyo
    I'll gradually grow my hair out,
    dress pretty, and...
[05:51] Sekine
    We won't be able to keep having
    lunch with her if this goes on.
[05:56] Tsubasa
    In fact, she won't be
    accepted anywhere at all.
[06:04] Rikka
    Just wait a minute!
[06:08] Rikka
    Why are you cutting your hair?!
[06:09] Chiyo
    Rikka-chan...
[06:12] Chiyo
    I thought I needed
    to take it down a notch...
[06:17] Chiyo
    Wait, Rikka-chan?!
[06:19] Rikka
    You two are the worst!
[06:23] Rikka
    Just because...
[06:24] Rikka
    Because Chiyo-san...
[06:31] Rikka
    Just because Chiyo-san
    scored horribly in her tests!
[06:37] Rikka
    You have no honor!
[06:41] Sekine
    You're right.
[06:42] Tsubasa
    I'm sorry.
[06:43] Chiyo
    What's going on...?
[06:45] Narrator
    This is what's going on.
[06:48] (Flashback) Chiyo
    I'm going to make a quick visit
    to the school store.
[06:55] (Flashback) Rikka
    What's wrong?
[06:56] (Flashback) Tsubasa
    The class poem can wait.
[06:59] (Flashback) Sekine
    It's Chiyo-san's test scores.
[07:07] Chiyo
    Thump, thump!
[07:23] (Flashback) Brian
    Genius!
[07:28] (Flashback) Chiyo
    I finally got a score!
[07:31] (Flashback) Rikka
    It's a first!
[07:33] (Flashback) Tsubasa
    She needs to know when
    a compliment is just flattery.
[07:35] (Flashback) Sekine
    We won't be able to keep having
    lunch with her if this goes on.
[07:39] (Flashback) Tsubasa
    In fact,
[07:40] (Flashback) Tsubasa
    she won't be accepted anywhere at all.
[07:43] (Flashback) Rikka
    That's taking it too far.
SIGN    High School
SIGN    Middle School
SIGN    Around 10% drop out
[07:46] Sekine
    It's actually not easy going from our
    middle school directly to our high school.
[07:50] Tsubasa
    At this rate, she's never going
    to high school with us.
[07:57] Chiyo
    You were talking about the test...
[08:00] Chiyo
    But you did also say I should cut my hair.
[08:04] Tsubasa
    Th-That was...
[08:07] Sekine
    I mean, should you be
    spending your time on that?!
[08:11] Chiyo
    First I wash my hair,
    then I apply conditioner,
[08:14] Chiyo
    and then I use a straightening iron,
[08:16] Chiyo
    followed by a curling iron
    to apply a gentle wave.
[08:19] Chiyo
    And finished!
[08:22] Sekine
    I remember Chiyo-san telling me
    the whole process takes about an hour.
[08:27] Sekine
    Use that time to learn
    an English word or two!
SIGN    Simply prefers
    shorter hair
[08:33] Tsubasa
    I'm really sorry we talked
    about you behind your back.
[08:37] Sekine
    But we really want to go to
    the same high school as you!
[08:41] Rikka
    Yep!
[08:46] Chiyo
    I'm so glad!
[08:48] Sekine
    There's nothing to be glad about!
[08:50] Tsubasa
    Is she really okay?!
[08:51] Sekine
    We won't sugar coat it anymore.
    You're going to be screwed!
[08:54] Tsubasa
    You're really in deep trouble!
[08:56] Chiyo
    Please don't worry.
[08:59] Chiyo
    Mr. Brian said I can enter Tokyo University!
[09:04] (Flashback) Mr. Brian
    You worked very hard, Miss Chiyo.
    You are a future Tokyo U student!
[09:09] Sekine & Tsubasa
    Again, understand when something is flattery!
SIGN    That's an "A"!
SIGN    The Little Lies We All Tell
[09:13] Chiyo
    The Little Lies We All Tell!
[09:16] Tsubasa
    How's it going? Are you learning?
[09:18] Chiyo
    I'm doing my best.
SIGN    Mathematics 2
[09:20] Chiyo
    For starters, I memorized a textbook!
[09:24] Tsubasa
    A study habit popular among idiots!
[09:26] Tsubasa
    Don't memorize! Understand!
[09:28] Sekine
    Calm down, Tsubasa!
[09:30] Sekine
    That might be good enough
    to get through the upcoming exams.
[09:33] Chiyo
    Now, hear my words of wisdom.
[09:36] Chiyo
    When editing this textbook,
    I paid the most attention to one thing...
[09:42] Chiyo
    Making sure that you, new eighth graders,
    could learn math with excitement.
[09:45] Sekine & Tsubasa
    The foreword section...
[09:46] Rikka
    Good job! Good job!
[09:49] Rikka
    Good job! Good job!
[09:49] Chiyo
    I wrote the problems
    with utmost care to make sure...
[09:53] Narrator
    Chiyo is waiting for her next compliment.
SIGN    Ethics P.E. Home Ec Art Music English Soc.Stud Science Math Japanese
    

SIGN    Ethics P.E. Home Ec Art Music English Soc.Stud Science Math Japanese
    

SIGN    Ethics P.E. Home Ec Art Music English Soc.Stud Science Math Japanese
    

SIGN    Ethics P.E. Home Ec Art Music English Soc.Stud Science Math Japanese
    

SIGN    I did okay
SIGN    Nice
SIGN    I tried
    my best
SIGN    Yes!
SIGN    Revolutionary
    Education
SIGN    The Little Lies We All Tell
[10:06] Sekine
    Summer break's coming up.
[10:08] Rikka
    I'm so happy.
[10:09] Chiyo
    Shall we go out somewhere?
[10:12] Rikka
    Let's do that!
[10:14] Tsubasa
    Where to?
[10:15] Rikka
    How about the beach?
[10:18] Chiyo
    The beach! How wonderful.
[10:20] Sekine
    Should we bring swimsuits?
[10:22] Rikka
    Let's do that!
[10:23] Tsubasa
    Swimsuits?
[10:25] Tsubasa
    Yikes. I'd need to cover some stuff up.
[10:27] Tsubasa
    Honestly, I don't want to bother.
[10:30] Tsubasa
    Hey, I think the mountains or
    a river might be a better idea...
[10:34] Chiyo
    Splashing water on each other
    at the beach would be so fun!
[10:38] Sekine
    Let's eat something delicious
    at a beachside restaurant.
[10:40] Rikka
    We can dig for clams, and fish!
[10:43] Tsubasa
    I guess the beach idea is a done deal.
[10:46] Tsubasa
    I'm sure it'll be all right.
[10:51] Rikka
    Summer!
[10:52] Chiyo
    Beach!
[10:53] Sekine
    Groveling for forgiveness!
[10:56] Narrator
    Let us go back a few minutes in time.
[11:07] Sekine
    How about here?
[11:09] Chiyo
    Sure.
[11:10] Tsubasa
    I'll get us some drinks.
[11:17] Sekine
    Hey, hey...
[11:19] Rikka
    Let's swim!
[11:21] Chiyo
    Sure!
[11:23] Sekine
    She's so quick to change!
[11:24] Chiyo
    Come on, Sekine-san.
[11:27] Sekine
    Um, yes...
SIGN    Not going to risk
    wearing a swimsuit
SIGN    The Little Lies We All Tell
[11:28] Tsubasa
    The Little Lies We All Tell.
[11:32] Sekine
    Um, I tried on the swimsuit
    that you made for me...
[11:37] Chiyo
    It looks wonderful on you!
[11:39] Rikka
    Let's swim already!
[11:41] Sekine
    Hey, Rikka, wait up!
[11:45] Sekine
    You have to put on sunscreen first.
[11:49] Rikka
    I'll help you put on sunscreen, too.
[11:52] Sekine
    Please.
SIGN    What a primitive item.
[11:54] Rikka
    I suppose it would be helpful
    to let her get space-ready, too.
[11:58] Sekine
    What? Colonel, what are you doing?
[12:24] Man 1
    Hey there.
[12:27] Man 1
    Pretty girl.
[12:28] Man 2
    Wanna hang out?
[12:32] Man 2
    Come on, let's have a chat.
SIGN    Tsuu Hai
SIGN    Ken
[12:52] Narrator
    And that led to this.
[12:55] Man 1
    That was clearly assault!
[12:57] Man 2
    If saying "sorry" solved everything,
    we wouldn't need the police!
[13:01] Sekine
    They have a point!
[13:04] Sekine
    C-Could you please not call the authorities?
[13:08] Sekine
    Perhaps a settlement can be reached.
[13:10] Rikka
    What's a settlement?
[13:12] Sekine
    We're going to pay them off.
    It's better than involving the police!
[13:16] Sekine
    It's my precious money, but for Chiyo-san...
[13:21] Sekine
    Here's all the money I have.
[13:23] Man 1
    230 yen...
[13:26] Man 2
    That's, like, a bus ride.
[13:28] Chiyo
    Sekine-san, please put that away. It's fine.
[13:35] Chiyo
    I'll just slit my own throat,
    right here and now!
[13:39] Narrator
    Self-capital punishment.
[13:40] Man 1
    Don't do that!
[13:42] Man 2
    Please calm down!
[13:43] Chiyo
    But...
[13:44] Tsubasa
    Hold it right there!
[13:47] Tsubasa
    What do you want with my friends?
[13:49] Man 1
    Who are you?
[13:51] Man 2
    We're the victims here!
[13:53] Tsubasa
    Victims?
[13:55] Chiyo
    Oh, um, I accidentally
    gave them a little tap...
[13:58] Man 1
    It wasn't a "tap"! It was a "kaboom"!
[14:02] Man 2
    We have proof.
[14:04] Man 2
    This is where the "kaboom" took place.
[14:07] Narrator
    Kaboom.
[14:11] Tsubasa
    What kind of gorilla muscle would it take
    to do that? That's totally unrealistic.
[14:15] Chiyo
    G-Gorilla muscle...
[14:17] Tsubasa
    I don't mind taking this up
    with the authorities.
[14:21] Sekine
    That's a no-go.
[14:22] Sekine
    Tsubasa! We're going to get
    out of this with fake tears!
[14:26] Tsubasa
    Huh?
SIGN    Boo
SIGN    Hoo
[14:29] Sekine
    I'm so sorry. I was so scared.
SIGN    Running with it
[14:35] Rikka
    You two are scary!
[14:43] Narrator
    Hers are the real deal.
[14:44] Man 1
    D-Don't cry.
SIGN    Did we do something wrong?
SIGN    All beat up
[14:46] Man 2
    You're making us look like the bad guys.
[14:50] Tsubasa
    What? Me, too?!
SIGN    Shame
[14:56] Tsubasa
    We're so sowwy.
[15:00] Narrator
    Tsubasa is swallowing so many
    different flavors of pride here.
[15:06] Chiyo
    I'm sorry I made you do this for me!
[15:11] Sekine
    I'm just glad everything turned out okay.
[15:14] Rikka
    So that really was all the money she had.
[15:18] Rikka
    Right!
SIGN    Shaved Ice
[15:20] Rikka
    Let's get something nice to eat
    and forget what happened!
[15:24] Sekine
    Oh...
[15:26] Tsubasa
    Rikka, when did you...
[15:38] Sekine
    That was delicious.
[15:41] Tsubasa
    Hmm? How did you pay for this, anyway?
[15:44] Rikka
    Don't worry about the money!
[15:47] Rikka
    There's plenty more where that came from!
[15:50] Tsubasa
    Where did you get that money?!
[15:52] Rikka
    I found it!
[15:53] Sekine
    You just found all that cash?
[15:56] Tsubasa
    Was there some crime involved...?
[16:01] Rikka
    Was my excuse unnatural?
[16:03] Sekine
    Colonel, is that counterf—
[16:06] Rikka
    This is a, um, you know...
[16:13] Rikka
    A result of hyperinflation!
    Money is worthless now!
[16:17] Narrator
    Swimming in cash.
[16:20] Sekine
    Tsubasa! I think what
    Rikka means is that, um,
[16:25] Sekine
    not that she literally found it, but, like,
[16:28] Sekine
    she was given a huge allowance unexpectedly!
[16:32] Tsubasa
    I see.
[16:34] Rikka
    You do see.
[16:37] Sekine
    Hmm... We shouldn't spend
    any more of these counter—
[16:39] Sekine
    of these bills.
[16:41] Sekine
    I'd better get rid of them later.
[16:43] Narrator
    She upholds the law.
SIGN    Yen Yen
[16:46] Sekine
    I wonder how many more fried
    noodles I can get with this?!
[16:48] Narrator
    She used to uphold the law.
[16:51] Chiyo
    I caused an incident and made
    Rikka spend her allowance.
[16:56] Chiyo
    I feel terrible.
[16:58] Chiyo
    I'm going to go freshen up.
[17:04] Rikka
    Chiyo-san?
[17:06] Tsubasa
    I'll go check on her.
[17:13] Young Woman
    Hey there.
[17:15] Young Woman
    I saw you chase away those playboys earlier.
[17:19] Tsubasa
    Oh, um...
[17:21] Young Woman
    It was annoying when they hit on me, too,
    so I was glad to see it!
[17:26] Young Woman
    The girl with long black hair
    was awesome, too!
[17:28] Young Woman
    I didn't expect that from
    such a well-to-do lady!
[17:32] Young Woman
    And you're...
[17:34] Young Woman
    so handsome!
[17:37] Tsubasa
    Handsome...
[17:41] Tsubasa
    Do I look handsome...?
[17:44] Young Woman
    Y-Yes...
[17:45] Narrator
    Tears of happiness spring to his eyes.
[17:47] Young Woman
    Are you all right...?
[17:55] Tsubasa
    Chiyo-san.
[18:07] Tsubasa
    Thank you so very much!
SIGN    So handsome!
[18:10] Tsubasa
    I had the best experience, thanks to you.
[18:16] Tsubasa
    I'd love to come to the beach
    with you all again.
[18:21] Tsubasa
    Right?
[18:27] Chiyo
    Of course!
SIGN    The Little Lies We All Tell
[18:34] Tsubasa
    So...
[18:36] Tsubasa
    What should we do?
[18:38] Rikka
    Let's build something out of sand.
[18:40] Sekine
    What should we build?
[18:44] Rikka
    Finished!
[18:45] Tsubasa
    That was fast!
[18:48] Sekine
    The waves!
[18:49] Chiyo
    Oh, no!
[18:51] Rikka
    To all comrades!
    Defend the flagship immediately!
[18:55] Sekine & Tsubasa & Chiyo
    Roger!
[19:04] Rikka
    Defense successful! Well done, comrades!
[19:38] Chiyo
    Do you have everything you brought?
[19:41] Young Woman
    Oh, hey! Wait up!
[19:45] Young Woman
    Oh, good. I was looking for you!
[19:48] Tsubasa
    Looking for me?
[19:49] Young Woman
    There was something on my mind.
[19:52] Tsubasa
    On your mind?
[19:54] Young Woman
    I'm sorry I called you "handsome" earlier.
[19:58] Young Woman
    You have this, sort of, androgynous beauty.
[20:02] Young Woman
    You're really a pretty girl!
[20:06] Young Woman
    What with your fair skin,
    and that slender build.
[20:09] Narrator
    She just came back to kill him off.
[20:14] Rikka
    The beach sure was fun.
[20:16] Sekine
    The food stalls were tasty, too.
[20:18] Chiyo
    What happened to Tsubasa-san?
[20:20] Sekine
    She got gloomy all of a sudden.
[20:23] Rikka
    I get it! When you've had this much fun,
    it's a real downer having to go home.
[20:27] Chiyo
    Let's all come again sometime.
[20:30] Tsubasa
    Yeah...
SIGN    Cling on to Life
[20:44] Newscaster
    The crowd is thrilled by
    Uhotan's cute demeanor!
[20:51] Newscaster
    But suddenly, disaster strikes!
[20:54] Newscaster
    Uhotan suddenly picks up
    a huge pile of feces!
[20:58] Sekine
    How should I get rid of these...?
[20:59] Newscaster
    He begins tossing it around,
    turning the zoo into a hellscape.
[21:05] Newscaster
    And now for our next story.
SIGN    Beachside Restaurant
[21:07] Newscaster
    We've received several reports
    of counterfeit money being used
[21:10] Newscaster
    at beachside restaurants in Chiba Prefecture.
[21:12] Newscaster
    The counterfeit bills were
    very accurately created,
[21:15] Newscaster
    except for the unidentified male
    on the watermark.
[21:19] Newscaster
    Police say...
[21:20] Sekine
    This is the great leader
    from Rikka's home world!
SIGN    Forging and using counterfeit
SIGN    money is a crime!
SIGN    Kids, don't try this at home!
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     Sekine
[23:09] Chiyo
    Next week, we're having a sleepover
    at Sekine-san's house!
[23:12] Tsubasa
    By the way, where do you live, Rikka?
[23:14] Rikka
    Up in the sky.
[23:15] Chiyo
    Huh?
[23:16] Sekine
    She means, a high-up floor
    in a high-rise apartment!
[23:18] Rikka
    No, no. It's the Central Area, third section,
    first street, on Planet Papipoporo.
SIGN    #06: The Sleepover
[23:22] Sekine
    Is she even trying to hide it anymore?