E5 - Beach Source: Crunchyroll Translator: Editor: Timer: QC: (Please feel free to edit the speaker names if incomplete or inaccurate. Names are handled on a best-effort basis depending on the info on the source file. Dialogue is left as is.) [00:01] Narrator     Chiyo rises early. [00:06] Narrator     She sleeps on her side,     left side down, to protect her heart. [00:13] Narrator     A habit she developed in her ninja clan. [00:25] Chiyo     Another peaceful morning. [00:30] Narrator     Chiyo begins her morning routine     by brushing her teeth [00:33] Narrator     and sharpening her shuriken. [00:46] Chiyo     My usual hairstyle is complete! [00:49] Chiyo     All good! [00:52] Chiyo     I'll be on my way. [00:55] Narrator     The usual, peaceful days continue. [00:59] Narrator     Or so Chiyo believed, earnestly. SIGN    Final Exams SIGN    Class 2-B     Air Band SIGN    The SIGN    Lit SIGN    tle SIGN    Lies SIGN    We SIGN    All SIGN    Tell SIGN    The Little Lies We All Tell SIGN    The Little Lies We All Tell SIGN    The Little Lies We All Tell SIGN    Rikka SIGN    Colonel SIGN    Chiyo-san SIGN    Chiyo-san SIGN    Ninja SIGN    Sekine SIGN    Psychic SIGN    Tsubasa SIGN    Tsuyoshi SIGN    Boy SIGN    Note:      Is Sekine SIGN    Maskuma Mask SIGN    Class 2-B     Air Band SIGN    Poeh SIGN    Final Exams SIGN    #05: Beach SIGN    #05: Beach SIGN    #05: Beach SIGN    #05: Beach SIGN    #05: Beach SIGN    #05: Beach SIGN    #05: Beach SIGN    #05: Beach SIGN    #05: Beach SIGN    #05: Beach SIGN    #05: Beach SIGN    #05: Beach [02:48] Chiyo     I'll do my best. [02:52] Sekine     The Colonel seems to be on a roll. [03:02] Sekine     If you're going to cheat,     at least make it less obvious... [03:05] Sekine     Never mind that. I have to concentrate. [03:11] Sekine     Of course I don't use my powers for tests! [03:14] Narrator     Who is she making excuses to? SIGN    A Few Days Later [03:19] Sekine     How did you go on the test? [03:21] Tsubasa     It was pretty easy. [03:23] Rikka     Okay, I guess. SIGN    Class Rep [03:26] Sekine     I got a 100 in English. SIGN    Model Student [03:27] Tsubasa     I got a 98. SIGN    Elite Military Officer [03:29] Rikka     I got a 51. SIGN    Points [03:32] Sekine     How did you cheat so much     and yet score so low? [03:36] Chiyo     As for me... [03:41] Student 1     Hey, guys. Our draft of the     class poem is done. Take a look. [03:44] Sekine     Oh, sure. [03:46] Student 1     Let me know what you think later. [03:48] Sekine     Sure. [03:52] Tsubasa     "Class Celebrity," huh. SIGN    Class Poem: "Class Celebrity" (WIP) SIGN    "Chiyo-san"     Chiyo-san is pretty,     so pretty.     She's very pretty,     like super pretty,     like an unstoppable     force of prettiness,     and a total celeb [03:54] Tsubasa     Everyone picked Chiyo-san. [03:56] Sekine     Well, she is pretty. It's only natural. [04:00] Rikka     I'm so proud! [04:04] Chiyo     I'm going to make a quick visit     to the school store. [04:08] Chiyo     Unbelievable... I... [04:11] Chiyo     I'm considered pretty! [04:14] Narrator     She couldn't be happier. SIGN    Three days like this [04:18] Chiyo     Was it because, during my harsh training... [04:21] Chiyo     I applied nightingale feces to my face? [04:26] Chiyo     Or is it thanks to the mud baths? SIGN    Totally holding her breath [04:31] Chiyo     Or perhaps it's the rich protein in my diet? [04:34] Narrator     All organic & natural. [04:40] Chiyo     I feel so self-conscious! [04:42] Tsubasa     Chiyo-san... [04:44] Tsubasa     needs to tone it down a notch. [04:47] Sekine     I thought the same thing. [04:50] Tsubasa     She needs to know when     a compliment is just flattery. [04:52] Sekine     We won't be able to keep having     lunch with her if this goes on. [04:55] Tsubasa     In fact, [04:57] Tsubasa     she won't be accepted anywhere at all. [04:59] Rikka     That's too harsh. SIGN    The Next Day [05:08] Chiyo     Good morning. [05:10] Rikka     Good...?! [05:12] Rikka     Chiyo-san, is that a new hairstyle? [05:16] Chiyo     I wanted to change it up a little. [05:18] Rikka     The old style looked so     good on you, though. [05:20] Sekine     Ah. [05:22] Sekine     That might be better, actually. [05:25] Tsubasa     In fact, why don't you go shorter? [05:40] Chiyo     I'm finally free from my clan! [05:44] Chiyo     I'll gradually grow my hair out,     dress pretty, and... [05:51] Sekine     We won't be able to keep having     lunch with her if this goes on. [05:56] Tsubasa     In fact, she won't be     accepted anywhere at all. [06:04] Rikka     Just wait a minute! [06:08] Rikka     Why are you cutting your hair?! [06:09] Chiyo     Rikka-chan... [06:12] Chiyo     I thought I needed     to take it down a notch... [06:17] Chiyo     Wait, Rikka-chan?! [06:19] Rikka     You two are the worst! [06:23] Rikka     Just because... [06:24] Rikka     Because Chiyo-san... [06:31] Rikka     Just because Chiyo-san     scored horribly in her tests! [06:37] Rikka     You have no honor! [06:41] Sekine     You're right. [06:42] Tsubasa     I'm sorry. [06:43] Chiyo     What's going on...? [06:45] Narrator     This is what's going on. [06:48] (Flashback) Chiyo     I'm going to make a quick visit     to the school store. [06:55] (Flashback) Rikka     What's wrong? [06:56] (Flashback) Tsubasa     The class poem can wait. [06:59] (Flashback) Sekine     It's Chiyo-san's test scores. [07:07] Chiyo     Thump, thump! [07:23] (Flashback) Brian     Genius! [07:28] (Flashback) Chiyo     I finally got a score! [07:31] (Flashback) Rikka     It's a first! [07:33] (Flashback) Tsubasa     She needs to know when     a compliment is just flattery. [07:35] (Flashback) Sekine     We won't be able to keep having     lunch with her if this goes on. [07:39] (Flashback) Tsubasa     In fact, [07:40] (Flashback) Tsubasa     she won't be accepted anywhere at all. [07:43] (Flashback) Rikka     That's taking it too far. SIGN    High School SIGN    Middle School SIGN    Around 10% drop out [07:46] Sekine     It's actually not easy going from our     middle school directly to our high school. [07:50] Tsubasa     At this rate, she's never going     to high school with us. [07:57] Chiyo     You were talking about the test... [08:00] Chiyo     But you did also say I should cut my hair. [08:04] Tsubasa     Th-That was... [08:07] Sekine     I mean, should you be     spending your time on that?! [08:11] Chiyo     First I wash my hair,     then I apply conditioner, [08:14] Chiyo     and then I use a straightening iron, [08:16] Chiyo     followed by a curling iron     to apply a gentle wave. [08:19] Chiyo     And finished! [08:22] Sekine     I remember Chiyo-san telling me     the whole process takes about an hour. [08:27] Sekine     Use that time to learn     an English word or two! SIGN    Simply prefers     shorter hair [08:33] Tsubasa     I'm really sorry we talked     about you behind your back. [08:37] Sekine     But we really want to go to     the same high school as you! [08:41] Rikka     Yep! [08:46] Chiyo     I'm so glad! [08:48] Sekine     There's nothing to be glad about! [08:50] Tsubasa     Is she really okay?! [08:51] Sekine     We won't sugar coat it anymore.     You're going to be screwed! [08:54] Tsubasa     You're really in deep trouble! [08:56] Chiyo     Please don't worry. [08:59] Chiyo     Mr. Brian said I can enter Tokyo University! [09:04] (Flashback) Mr. Brian     You worked very hard, Miss Chiyo.     You are a future Tokyo U student! [09:09] Sekine & Tsubasa     Again, understand when something is flattery! SIGN    That's an "A"! SIGN    The Little Lies We All Tell [09:13] Chiyo     The Little Lies We All Tell! [09:16] Tsubasa     How's it going? Are you learning? [09:18] Chiyo     I'm doing my best. SIGN    Mathematics 2 [09:20] Chiyo     For starters, I memorized a textbook! [09:24] Tsubasa     A study habit popular among idiots! [09:26] Tsubasa     Don't memorize! Understand! [09:28] Sekine     Calm down, Tsubasa! [09:30] Sekine     That might be good enough     to get through the upcoming exams. [09:33] Chiyo     Now, hear my words of wisdom. [09:36] Chiyo     When editing this textbook,     I paid the most attention to one thing... [09:42] Chiyo     Making sure that you, new eighth graders,     could learn math with excitement. [09:45] Sekine & Tsubasa     The foreword section... [09:46] Rikka     Good job! Good job! [09:49] Rikka     Good job! Good job! [09:49] Chiyo     I wrote the problems     with utmost care to make sure... [09:53] Narrator     Chiyo is waiting for her next compliment. SIGN    Ethics P.E. Home Ec Art Music English Soc.Stud Science Math Japanese      SIGN    Ethics P.E. Home Ec Art Music English Soc.Stud Science Math Japanese      SIGN    Ethics P.E. Home Ec Art Music English Soc.Stud Science Math Japanese      SIGN    Ethics P.E. Home Ec Art Music English Soc.Stud Science Math Japanese      SIGN    I did okay SIGN    Nice SIGN    I tried     my best SIGN    Yes! SIGN    Revolutionary     Education SIGN    The Little Lies We All Tell [10:06] Sekine     Summer break's coming up. [10:08] Rikka     I'm so happy. [10:09] Chiyo     Shall we go out somewhere? [10:12] Rikka     Let's do that! [10:14] Tsubasa     Where to? [10:15] Rikka     How about the beach? [10:18] Chiyo     The beach! How wonderful. [10:20] Sekine     Should we bring swimsuits? [10:22] Rikka     Let's do that! [10:23] Tsubasa     Swimsuits? [10:25] Tsubasa     Yikes. I'd need to cover some stuff up. [10:27] Tsubasa     Honestly, I don't want to bother. [10:30] Tsubasa     Hey, I think the mountains or     a river might be a better idea... [10:34] Chiyo     Splashing water on each other     at the beach would be so fun! [10:38] Sekine     Let's eat something delicious     at a beachside restaurant. [10:40] Rikka     We can dig for clams, and fish! [10:43] Tsubasa     I guess the beach idea is a done deal. [10:46] Tsubasa     I'm sure it'll be all right. [10:51] Rikka     Summer! [10:52] Chiyo     Beach! [10:53] Sekine     Groveling for forgiveness! [10:56] Narrator     Let us go back a few minutes in time. [11:07] Sekine     How about here? [11:09] Chiyo     Sure. [11:10] Tsubasa     I'll get us some drinks. [11:17] Sekine     Hey, hey... [11:19] Rikka     Let's swim! [11:21] Chiyo     Sure! [11:23] Sekine     She's so quick to change! [11:24] Chiyo     Come on, Sekine-san. [11:27] Sekine     Um, yes... SIGN    Not going to risk     wearing a swimsuit SIGN    The Little Lies We All Tell [11:28] Tsubasa     The Little Lies We All Tell. [11:32] Sekine     Um, I tried on the swimsuit     that you made for me... [11:37] Chiyo     It looks wonderful on you! [11:39] Rikka     Let's swim already! [11:41] Sekine     Hey, Rikka, wait up! [11:45] Sekine     You have to put on sunscreen first. [11:49] Rikka     I'll help you put on sunscreen, too. [11:52] Sekine     Please. SIGN    What a primitive item. [11:54] Rikka     I suppose it would be helpful     to let her get space-ready, too. [11:58] Sekine     What? Colonel, what are you doing? [12:24] Man 1     Hey there. [12:27] Man 1     Pretty girl. [12:28] Man 2     Wanna hang out? [12:32] Man 2     Come on, let's have a chat. SIGN    Tsuu Hai SIGN    Ken [12:52] Narrator     And that led to this. [12:55] Man 1     That was clearly assault! [12:57] Man 2     If saying "sorry" solved everything,     we wouldn't need the police! [13:01] Sekine     They have a point! [13:04] Sekine     C-Could you please not call the authorities? [13:08] Sekine     Perhaps a settlement can be reached. [13:10] Rikka     What's a settlement? [13:12] Sekine     We're going to pay them off.     It's better than involving the police! [13:16] Sekine     It's my precious money, but for Chiyo-san... [13:21] Sekine     Here's all the money I have. [13:23] Man 1     230 yen... [13:26] Man 2     That's, like, a bus ride. [13:28] Chiyo     Sekine-san, please put that away. It's fine. [13:35] Chiyo     I'll just slit my own throat,     right here and now! [13:39] Narrator     Self-capital punishment. [13:40] Man 1     Don't do that! [13:42] Man 2     Please calm down! [13:43] Chiyo     But... [13:44] Tsubasa     Hold it right there! [13:47] Tsubasa     What do you want with my friends? [13:49] Man 1     Who are you? [13:51] Man 2     We're the victims here! [13:53] Tsubasa     Victims? [13:55] Chiyo     Oh, um, I accidentally     gave them a little tap... [13:58] Man 1     It wasn't a "tap"! It was a "kaboom"! [14:02] Man 2     We have proof. [14:04] Man 2     This is where the "kaboom" took place. [14:07] Narrator     Kaboom. [14:11] Tsubasa     What kind of gorilla muscle would it take     to do that? That's totally unrealistic. [14:15] Chiyo     G-Gorilla muscle... [14:17] Tsubasa     I don't mind taking this up     with the authorities. [14:21] Sekine     That's a no-go. [14:22] Sekine     Tsubasa! We're going to get     out of this with fake tears! [14:26] Tsubasa     Huh? SIGN    Boo SIGN    Hoo [14:29] Sekine     I'm so sorry. I was so scared. SIGN    Running with it [14:35] Rikka     You two are scary! [14:43] Narrator     Hers are the real deal. [14:44] Man 1     D-Don't cry. SIGN    Did we do something wrong? SIGN    All beat up [14:46] Man 2     You're making us look like the bad guys. [14:50] Tsubasa     What? Me, too?! SIGN    Shame [14:56] Tsubasa     We're so sowwy. [15:00] Narrator     Tsubasa is swallowing so many     different flavors of pride here. [15:06] Chiyo     I'm sorry I made you do this for me! [15:11] Sekine     I'm just glad everything turned out okay. [15:14] Rikka     So that really was all the money she had. [15:18] Rikka     Right! SIGN    Shaved Ice [15:20] Rikka     Let's get something nice to eat     and forget what happened! [15:24] Sekine     Oh... [15:26] Tsubasa     Rikka, when did you... [15:38] Sekine     That was delicious. [15:41] Tsubasa     Hmm? How did you pay for this, anyway? [15:44] Rikka     Don't worry about the money! [15:47] Rikka     There's plenty more where that came from! [15:50] Tsubasa     Where did you get that money?! [15:52] Rikka     I found it! [15:53] Sekine     You just found all that cash? [15:56] Tsubasa     Was there some crime involved...? [16:01] Rikka     Was my excuse unnatural? [16:03] Sekine     Colonel, is that counterf— [16:06] Rikka     This is a, um, you know... [16:13] Rikka     A result of hyperinflation!     Money is worthless now! [16:17] Narrator     Swimming in cash. [16:20] Sekine     Tsubasa! I think what     Rikka means is that, um, [16:25] Sekine     not that she literally found it, but, like, [16:28] Sekine     she was given a huge allowance unexpectedly! [16:32] Tsubasa     I see. [16:34] Rikka     You do see. [16:37] Sekine     Hmm... We shouldn't spend     any more of these counter— [16:39] Sekine     of these bills. [16:41] Sekine     I'd better get rid of them later. [16:43] Narrator     She upholds the law. SIGN    Yen Yen [16:46] Sekine     I wonder how many more fried     noodles I can get with this?! [16:48] Narrator     She used to uphold the law. [16:51] Chiyo     I caused an incident and made     Rikka spend her allowance. [16:56] Chiyo     I feel terrible. [16:58] Chiyo     I'm going to go freshen up. [17:04] Rikka     Chiyo-san? [17:06] Tsubasa     I'll go check on her. [17:13] Young Woman     Hey there. [17:15] Young Woman     I saw you chase away those playboys earlier. [17:19] Tsubasa     Oh, um... [17:21] Young Woman     It was annoying when they hit on me, too,     so I was glad to see it! [17:26] Young Woman     The girl with long black hair     was awesome, too! [17:28] Young Woman     I didn't expect that from     such a well-to-do lady! [17:32] Young Woman     And you're... [17:34] Young Woman     so handsome! [17:37] Tsubasa     Handsome... [17:41] Tsubasa     Do I look handsome...? [17:44] Young Woman     Y-Yes... [17:45] Narrator     Tears of happiness spring to his eyes. [17:47] Young Woman     Are you all right...? [17:55] Tsubasa     Chiyo-san. [18:07] Tsubasa     Thank you so very much! SIGN    So handsome! [18:10] Tsubasa     I had the best experience, thanks to you. [18:16] Tsubasa     I'd love to come to the beach     with you all again. [18:21] Tsubasa     Right? [18:27] Chiyo     Of course! SIGN    The Little Lies We All Tell [18:34] Tsubasa     So... [18:36] Tsubasa     What should we do? [18:38] Rikka     Let's build something out of sand. [18:40] Sekine     What should we build? [18:44] Rikka     Finished! [18:45] Tsubasa     That was fast! [18:48] Sekine     The waves! [18:49] Chiyo     Oh, no! [18:51] Rikka     To all comrades!     Defend the flagship immediately! [18:55] Sekine & Tsubasa & Chiyo     Roger! [19:04] Rikka     Defense successful! Well done, comrades! [19:38] Chiyo     Do you have everything you brought? [19:41] Young Woman     Oh, hey! Wait up! [19:45] Young Woman     Oh, good. I was looking for you! [19:48] Tsubasa     Looking for me? [19:49] Young Woman     There was something on my mind. [19:52] Tsubasa     On your mind? [19:54] Young Woman     I'm sorry I called you "handsome" earlier. [19:58] Young Woman     You have this, sort of, androgynous beauty. [20:02] Young Woman     You're really a pretty girl! [20:06] Young Woman     What with your fair skin,     and that slender build. [20:09] Narrator     She just came back to kill him off. [20:14] Rikka     The beach sure was fun. [20:16] Sekine     The food stalls were tasty, too. [20:18] Chiyo     What happened to Tsubasa-san? [20:20] Sekine     She got gloomy all of a sudden. [20:23] Rikka     I get it! When you've had this much fun,     it's a real downer having to go home. [20:27] Chiyo     Let's all come again sometime. [20:30] Tsubasa     Yeah... SIGN    Cling on to Life [20:44] Newscaster     The crowd is thrilled by     Uhotan's cute demeanor! [20:51] Newscaster     But suddenly, disaster strikes! [20:54] Newscaster     Uhotan suddenly picks up     a huge pile of feces! [20:58] Sekine     How should I get rid of these...? [20:59] Newscaster     He begins tossing it around,     turning the zoo into a hellscape. [21:05] Newscaster     And now for our next story. SIGN    Beachside Restaurant [21:07] Newscaster     We've received several reports     of counterfeit money being used [21:10] Newscaster     at beachside restaurants in Chiba Prefecture. [21:12] Newscaster     The counterfeit bills were     very accurately created, [21:15] Newscaster     except for the unidentified male     on the watermark. [21:19] Newscaster     Police say... [21:20] Sekine     This is the great leader     from Rikka's home world! SIGN    Forging and using counterfeit SIGN    money is a crime! SIGN    Kids, don't try this at home! SIGN    Next Episode Preview SIGN    Day Duty:      Sekine [23:09] Chiyo     Next week, we're having a sleepover     at Sekine-san's house! [23:12] Tsubasa     By the way, where do you live, Rikka? [23:14] Rikka     Up in the sky. [23:15] Chiyo     Huh? [23:16] Sekine     She means, a high-up floor     in a high-rise apartment! [23:18] Rikka     No, no. It's the Central Area, third section,     first street, on Planet Papipoporo. SIGN    #06: The Sleepover [23:22] Sekine     Is she even trying to hide it anymore?