E11 - Goodbye, Colonel
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[00:07] Chiyo
How long can you stay on Earth, Rikka-chan?
[00:11] Rikka
Huh?
SIGN Class 2-B
Air Band
SIGN The
SIGN Lit
SIGN tle
SIGN Lies
SIGN We
SIGN All
SIGN Tell
SIGN The Little Lies We All Tell
SIGN The Little Lies We All Tell
SIGN The Little Lies We All Tell
SIGN Rikka
SIGN Colonel
SIGN Chiyo-san
SIGN Chiyo-san
SIGN Ninja
SIGN Sekine
SIGN Psychic
SIGN Tsubasa
SIGN Tsuyoshi
SIGN Boy
SIGN Note:
Is Sekine
SIGN Maskuma Mask
SIGN Class 2-B
Air Band
SIGN Poeh
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SIGN Start
[01:52] Rikka
What was that?
[01:54] Rikka
Is an allied spaceship nearby?!
SIGN Bad Terrible
SIGN Not there There
[02:10] Rikka
I can't tell.
[02:13] Rikka
This is Colonel Papipoporo Durrikka,
[02:15] Rikka
109th Battalion of the Galactic
Revolution Alliance Army!
[02:19] Rikka
I'm on the third planet
of this solar system.
[02:22] Rikka
Please respond!
[02:28] Rikka
Damn it. I guess I have no other choice
[02:30] Rikka
but to shut off all non-essential devices
and divert all power to communications!
[02:33] Rikka
But to do that, I must disable
everyone's brainwashing!
[02:40] Sekine
Our final exam's coming up.
[02:43] Tsubasa
Yeah. I'm sure you'll ace it easily, though.
[02:47] Sekine
I doubt you'll have much
trouble either, Tsubasa.
[02:50] Chiyo
I haven't been getting much sleep.
[02:52] Sekine
Oh, good.
[02:53] Tsubasa
Chiyo-san's studying hard for the exam.
SIGN Maskuma
[02:56] Chiyo
You see, I've been getting into embroidery!
[02:59] Sekine
Please study, Chiyo-san!
[03:01] Tsubasa
We're not kidding about
how much trouble you're in!
[03:03] Rikka
You'll be fine, Chiyo-san!
[03:05] Rikka
I'm on your side!
[03:06] Chiyo
Thank you, Rikka-chan!
[03:08] Sekine
How does that make anything "fine"?!
[03:12] Sekine
I guess we should just all do
a group study session together.
[03:15] Tsubasa
Yes, you're right.
[03:17] Tsubasa
Let's do this, Chiyo-san.
[03:19] Tsubasa
Let's work hard so we can keep
going to school together!
[03:21] Chiyo
Understood!
[03:22] Narrator
Her responses, at least, are enthusiastic.
[03:24] Rikka
Right! We're definitely going
to pass this exam!
SIGN Pass Exam
[03:27] Tsubasa & Rikka & Sekine & Chiyo
Here we go!
[03:32] Tsubasa
Next, let's do the sevens!
[03:33] Chiyo
Right!
SIGN She does have spirit
[03:34] Chiyo
Seven times one is seven,
seven times two is fourteen,
[03:36] Chiyo
seven times three is... Um...
[03:39] Rikka
Go, go, Chiyo-san!
SIGN The 7s are a bit tricky,
for sure...
SIGN The 7s are a bit tricky,
for sure...
[03:43] Sekine
It feels like all is lost...
[03:45] Chiyo
Seven times three is twenty-one... Was it?
[03:50] Tsubasa
That's right! Keep it up!
[03:54] Chiyo
Are you all right?
[03:56] Tsubasa
Y-Yeah...
[03:57] Sekine
Maybe we should give up already...
SIGN We're putting our own
grades at risk...
[04:00] Tsubasa
No, I'll never give up.
[04:03] Tsubasa
I want to do everything I can
in the limited time I have left.
[04:09] Tsubasa
Come on, one more time!
[04:11] Chiyo
Yes!
[04:11] Chiyo
Seven times one is seven, seven times two
is fourteen, seven times three is twenty-one,
[04:15] Rikka
seven times four... Seven times... four...
[04:17] Rikka
Go, go, Chiyo-san!
[04:20] Tsubasa
That's right. I'm running out of time.
[04:31] (Flashback) Tsubasa (Sister)
Tsuyoshi, what's wrong with your voice?
[04:34] (Flashback) Tsuyoshi
You think so, too?
[04:36] (Flashback) Tsubasa (Sister)
If it's a cold, don't give it to me.
[04:37] (Flashback) Tsuyoshi
It's not a cold.
[04:39] (Flashback) Tsubasa (Sister)
Then what is it? Did you eat too
much spicy food or something?
[04:43] (Flashback) Tsuyoshi
No, this is...
[04:45] (Flashback) Tsuyoshi
Puberty.
[04:48] Tsubasa
Once my voice breaks, I won't be able
to hang out with them anymore.
[04:52] Chiyo
Seven times eight is fifty-six,
seven times nine is... sixty...
[04:57] Chiyo
three!
[04:58] Rikka
Awesome! Awesome!
[05:00] Tsubasa
Right! Next, the eights!
[05:02] Chiyo
Um... Eight times one is eight, eight times
two is sixteen... Eight times three...
[05:04] Rikka
It's wonderful how hard she's
working toward the future.
[05:08] Rikka
As a friend, I must do
something to assist her.
[05:14] Rikka
Maybe I'll raise her IQ, just a little bit.
[05:24] Tsubasa
What's wrong, Chiyo-san?
SIGN Mathematics 2
[05:31] Chiyo
I think I got the gist of it all.
[05:33] Tsubasa
What? Just like that?!
[05:34] Chiyo
Yes. Once I understand the basics,
the rest is just applications.
[05:38] Tsubasa
No, it can't be... Then...
[05:42] Tsubasa
What's 99 times 99?
[05:44] Chiyo
9,801.
[05:45] Narrator
Instant response.
[05:47] Chiyo
See, the trick is,
[05:48] Chiyo
imagine a 100 by 100 grid, and imagine that
the final row and column are each deleted.
[05:53] Chiyo
Then just add one, because that one cell
got deleted twice, and there it is! See?
[06:02] Sekine
It seems Chiyo-san will make it after all,
thanks to the Colonel's mental steroids,
[06:04] Chiyo
Intelligence!
SIGN Intelligence
[06:07] Sekine
Maybe we should stop studying now
and switch to a sleepover.
[06:12] Sekine
Let's watch a movie or something.
[06:13] Chiyo
My, what a splendid suggestion!
[06:16] Rikka
I brought pajamas, just in case!
[06:19] Tsubasa
Wait, I dunno about sleeping over...
[06:23] Tsubasa
Why are you looking at me like that?!
[06:24] Rikka
I guess that's settled.
[06:26] Tsubasa
When was it settled?!
[06:28] Chiyo
Let's go and buy some snacks!
[06:30] Tsubasa
Don't ignore me!
[06:30] Sekine
Sounds good. Let's do that.
[06:33] Sekine
The pharmacy has cheaper drinks,
so let's split up.
[06:36] Chiyo & Tsubasa & Rikka
Okay!
SIGN Full of Lies
SIGN Chocolate All Over
[06:39] Tsubasa
Sekine wants chocolate.
[06:41] Tsubasa
Rikka said gummies, I think...
[06:45] Tsubasa
I should buy cough drops, too.
[06:47] Chiyo
Cough drops soothe pains and coughing
[06:49] Chiyo
by adding moisture and other
components to your throat.
[06:53] Chiyo
I don't think cough drops would help
with your particular symptoms.
[07:00] Chiyo
Never mind!
[07:10] Tsubasa
Could it be that Chiyo-san
realized my voice is breaking?
[07:18] Tsubasa
Hey, um...
[07:25] Tsubasa
Uh, um...
[07:28] Chiyo
It's not just you, Tsubasa-san.
[07:33] Rikka
Hey, you two!
[07:37] Rikka
I bought a whole bunch!
[07:39] Rikka
Check this out, Chiyo-san!
[07:43] Sekine
You seem a little down. Is something wrong?
[07:47] Tsubasa
Well, no, um...
[07:58] Chiyo
How long can you stay on Earth, Rikka-chan?
[08:02] Rikka
Huh?
[08:03] Chiyo
The only way to explain all of the
mysterious events that occurred up until now
[08:07] Chiyo
is to assume the presence of a
technology from outside Earth.
[08:13] Chiyo
Rikka-chan, you're...
[08:16] Chiyo
a space alien, right?
[08:19] Chiyo
You need to return to your
home planet for some reason,
[08:24] Chiyo
but you don't want to go back.
[08:25] Rikka
I don't want to go back?
[08:27] Chiyo
But if that's the case...
[08:29] Chiyo
How much longer can we stay this way?
[08:34] Sekine
What's wrong?
[08:37] Sekine
Um...
[08:38] Chiyo
Sekine-san, you know everything, don't you?
[08:48] Sekine
U-Um...
[08:54] Sekine
Wh-What do you mean? Haha...
[08:59] Rikka
Chiyo-san.
SIGN Not looking
[09:04] Chiyo
H-Huh?
[09:07] Chiyo
What were we talking about?
[09:11] Rikka
About how we should go back soon.
[09:15] Chiyo
Were we? My memory is hazy for some reason.
[09:20] Chiyo
How odd.
[09:35] Chiyo
Um, is something wrong?
[09:39] Tsubasa
Not really.
[09:40] Rikka
Nothing's wrong.
[09:41] Sekine
What a terrible atmosphere!
[09:44] Sekine
It seems like Chiyo-san doesn't remember
what happened after her massive IQ spike,
[09:48] Sekine
so I don't think we have to worry
about our covers being blown, but...
[09:51] Sekine
Wait, so what's wrong with Tsubasa?
[09:54] Rikka
All right. My mind is finally made up.
[09:58] Rikka
I can't just sit here worrying forever.
[10:00] Rikka
Hey, guys! Let's watch a movie!
[10:03] Chiyo
Yes! Let's do that!
[10:04] Sekine
In that case, I'll bring out the VCR!
[10:07] Chiyo & Rikka & Tsubasa
What's that?
SIGN VCR?
[10:08] Narrator
They've never even heard of the term.
[10:11] Rikka
What about a Blu-ray, or a DVD?
[10:13] Sekine
Like I said, I only have VHS.
[10:16] Tsubasa
"VHS"? Is that different from the "VCR"?
[10:19] Sekine
I have to start from there?
[10:30] Tsubasa
What to do now?
Should I tell everyone the truth?
[10:36] (Flashback) Chiyo
It's not just you, Tsubasa-san.
[10:38] Tsubasa
I wonder what she meant by that.
[10:41] Chiyo
I woke up.
[10:44] Chiyo
Are you having trouble sleeping, too?
[10:47] Tsubasa
Um, yeah. It's nothing.
[10:53] Tsubasa
Hey, Chiyo-san. About what we were
talking about on the way home...
[10:57] Chiyo
What is it?
[10:59] Tsubasa
Huh? Well, um...
[11:03] Chiyo
I remember practicing
multiplication tables with you,
[11:06] Chiyo
but I'm having trouble recalling
what happened after that.
[11:10] Chiyo
Maybe it's because I suddenly used
my brain a lot, which I rarely do!
[11:16] Tsubasa
She's back to her normal self.
[11:18] Chiyo
Tsubasa-san, thank you for today!
For helping me study!
[11:23] Tsubasa
Oh, I don't think you really needed my help.
It looks like you'll ace the exam easily.
[11:28] Chiyo
That's only because you taught me so carefully!
[11:32] Chiyo
Seven times one is seven, seven times two
is fourteen, seven times three is...
[11:37] Chiyo
twenty-four...?
[11:40] Tsubasa
Sekine, wake up!
We have to pull an all-nighter!
[11:43] Sekine
But I'm so sleepy...
[11:49] Tsubasa
We did the best we could.
[11:52] Sekine
Best of luck to you on the exam, Chiyo-san.
[11:55] Tsubasa
Because miracles do sometimes happen.
[12:00] Chiyo
Please don't worry so much, you two.
[12:04] Chiyo
Using my ninja skills, it would be simple
to peek at other people's answers.
[12:10] Sekine
I see. So that's why she's so confident.
[12:13] Chiyo
That's why I'll pass this exam,
no matter what.
[12:16] Chiyo
Without cheating!
[12:17] Sekine
Please cheat.
[12:18] Chiyo
With my own ability!
[12:19] Sekine
You have no ability!
[12:20] Chiyo
I'll do my very best!
[12:23] Sekine
Please do!
[12:24] Sekine
Goodbye, Chiyo-san.
[12:28] Chiyo
I passed the exam.
[12:29] Sekine & Tsubasa
How?!
[12:30] Rikka
Awesome! Awesome! Awesome! Awesome!
SIGN The Little Lies We All Tell
SIGN Oh, so it was a lie.
SIGN I'm so relieved.
[12:34] Sekine
Oh, so it was a lie.
[12:36] Tsubasa
I'm so relieved.
[12:41] Students
Yay!
[12:47] Sekine
Your name was indeed on the list.
[12:49] Chiyo
I'm so glad I can attend
school with you again!
[12:51] Tsubasa
How did you pull it off?
[12:53] Chiyo
Well...
[12:55] Chiyo
The teachers allowed me to have
a re-re-re-re-re-re-re-re-re-test,
[12:59] Chiyo
and I submitted an essay
detailing how motivated I am!
[13:02] Narrator
Generosity and pity.
[13:05] Tsubasa
I see. I guess there was no point
in doing the all-nighter.
[13:09] Tsubasa
But...
[13:10] Sekine
Yes.
[13:10] Tsubasa
Rikka's name wasn't...
[13:12] Rikka
Guys!
[13:13] Rikka
Congrats on passing the exam!
[13:19] Tsubasa
Hey, Rikka, did you see
the results for the final exam?
[13:22] Tsubasa
Your name was the only one missing.
[13:24] Rikka
Yes, I know.
[13:30] Rikka
It's time for my graduation ceremony.
[13:33] Chiyo
Graduation ceremony?
[13:35] Rikka
Speaker: Rikka, representing the graduates.
[13:39] Tsubasa
This is no time to play around.
[13:41] Tsubasa
I'm sure it must be a mistake of some kind.
We need to talk to the teachers...
[13:46] Rikka
Thinking back, a lot of things
happened after I met you.
[13:52] Rikka
The fun school festival.
[13:54] Rikka
The snack on the way home
that brought everyone down.
SIGN I wish I could go back
to how I was. -Tsubasa
SIGN I want to lose 3 kilos
2 kilos. -Sekine
SIGN I wish my legs
were pretty. -Chiyo
[13:56] Rikka
The swimming pool where we made wishes.
[13:58] Rikka
The beach where we groveled for forgiveness.
[14:00] Rikka
The takoyaki party where my tongue
almost got hideously burned.
[14:04] Rikka
The night when we all had the sleepover.
[14:06] Rikka
Each memory is a treasure
that will be precious to me forever.
[14:11] Rikka
I'll never forget the days I spent with you.
[14:15] Chiyo
Rikka-chan, what are you saying
all of a sudden?!
[14:18] Tsubasa
Yeah, why are you acting like
you're about to leave forever?
[14:35] Female student 1
What's that?
[14:36] Female student 2
A UFO? A real one?!
[14:38] Female student 3
What's it doing here?!
[14:40] Mr. Brian
Wow! Amazing!
[14:49] Sekine
The Colonel's brainwashing got deactivated!
[14:51] Rikka
I will now erase all of your memories.
[14:55] Rikka
I need you to forget about
the UFO, and about me.
[14:59] Sekine
Erase our memories?
[15:01] Tsubasa
What do you mean?
[15:02] Rikka
Chiyo-san, Miss Sekine, Miss Tsubasa.
[15:05] Rikka
Thank you for everything you've done.
[15:07] Rikka
We will never see each other again,
which must sadden you. But don't cry.
[15:12] Rikka
No matter how much time passes, I...
[15:14] Rikka
will always pray for your
happiness, my friends!
[15:20] Tsubasa
Why did she go into the UFO?
[15:22] Chiyo
It's my fault.
[15:25] Chiyo
It's my fault that Rikka-chan
is going back to space!
[15:28] Sekine
I knew it. You said you lost
your memory, but it was a lie.
[15:33] Chiyo
Yes. That night, my mind
suddenly felt sharper,
[15:36] Chiyo
and I was able to figure so many things out.
[15:38] Chiyo
But I ended up saying
something to push her away!
[15:44] Sekine
It's not your fault, Chiyo-san.
[15:47] Sekine
Ever since the day she met us,
[15:49] Sekine
she was always thinking
about when to return to space.
[15:53] Sekine
She has a reason why she needed
to go back, no matter what.
[15:57] Tsubasa
I don't really understand,
but this is too sudden. It makes me sad.
[16:03] Sekine
Me, too. But Rikka made up her mind.
[16:07] Sekine
We have to respect her decision.
[16:10] Chiyo
Rikka-chan...
[16:11] Tsubasa
Is this really what she wants, though?
[16:15] Tsubasa
Rikka was crying.
[16:16] Tsubasa
She knows she can't stay here,
but she doesn't want to leave us.
[16:21] Tsubasa
Maybe that's what she's thinking.
[16:24] Sekine
How would you know that, Tsubasa?
[16:26] Tsubasa
I know. Because I'm the same.
[16:32] Tsuyoshi
I'm not Tsubasa. I'm actually Tsuyoshi!
[16:34] Hanzo
Huh?!
[16:36] Tsuyoshi
At first, I was being forced to come here.
[16:39] Tsuyoshi
But after I met you,
every day was so much fun.
[16:42] Tsuyoshi
Before I knew it, I started
enjoying school life here.
[16:47] Tsuyoshi
I always knew I had to tell you the truth
sometime, but I... I just couldn't.
[16:53] Tsuyoshi
Sometimes...
[16:55] Tsuyoshi
it was like I could barely breathe.
[16:58] Tsuyoshi
I'm sorry. I lied to you.
[17:06] Sekine
I see. That explains everything.
[17:10] Sekine
That said, I can't say
I'm all that surprised.
[17:13] Sekine
After all, we're all liars here.
[17:16] Chiyo
That's right. I can't fault you for that.
[17:19] Tsuyoshi
Wait, what? What lies
have you two been telling?
[17:23] Chiyo
That's not important.
We have to talk to Rikka-chan!
[17:26] Tsuyoshi
Not important? Really?
[17:28] Sekine
You're right.
[17:30] Sekine
We need to ask if this is
really what she wants.
[17:34] Chiyo
But how can we get up there?
[17:38] Hanzo
I heard the whole thing.
[17:40] Chiyo
Hanzo?
[17:41] Sekine
What part of that was
worth crying over?
[17:42] Tsuyoshi
You can't think of anything?!
[17:44] Hanzo
Dear sister, I call a truce!
Let's do the thing!
[17:58] Chiyo
Ultimate technique:
[18:00] Chiyo
Regular jump!
[18:02] Sekine
Can't we at least leap from the rooftops?!
[18:08] Sekine
Mistress Time!
[18:10] Chiyo
Oh, dear.
[18:12] Tsuyoshi
What just happened...?
[18:14] Sekine
I'll explain another time.
[18:16] Tsuyoshi
Really?
[18:17] Rikka
This is fine.
[18:18] Rikka
Now that I've confirmed that Chiyo-san passed
the exam, I have no further business here.
[18:23] Computer
Beep boop, beepbeep boop.
[18:25] Rikka
As we planned, I will now travel
outside of this solar system.
[18:28] Rikka
Once I get there, I will disable
all systems excluding life support
[18:31] Rikka
and send out a distress signal!
[18:33] Computer
Boopboop beepboop!
[18:34] Rikka
I have no idea if my allies
will be able to pick up that signal,
[18:37] Rikka
but I have no choice but to try.
[18:39] Rikka
Let's go!
[18:40] Computer
Beeboop!
[18:43] Rikka
It's all right. I'll always have the memories.
[19:00] Rikka
Guys...
[19:11] Chiyo
We're here because we need
to tell you something.
[19:14] Chiyo
I want to graduate with you, Rikka-chan!
[19:18] Chiyo
Please allow me this one wish!
[19:20] Rikka
Chiyo-san...
[19:21] Sekine
I don't want to leave you, either.
[19:24] Sekine
I know you have your reasons,
but could you please reconsider?
[19:28] Rikka
Miss Sekine...
[19:31] Tsuyoshi
You can't just say goodbye
with no warning like that.
[19:34] Tsuyoshi
It's true that we were all lying, but...
[19:36] Tsuyoshi
our friendship is for real, isn't it?!
[19:39] Sekine
We said what we came here to say.
[19:42] Sekine
What's important is what you want, Rikka.
[19:45] Rikka
What Rikka wants is...
[19:49] Rikka
To graduate with you, too!
[19:53] Tsuyoshi
Then let's do that.
Let's make even more fun memories.
[19:58] Rikka
Yeah.
[20:00] Tsuyoshi
I'm glad. Aren't you, Sekine?
[20:02] Sekine
Of course I'm glad.
[20:04] Computer
Bebebeep. Boop boboop.
[20:06] Computer
Bebebeep. Boop boboop.
SIGN Resolution of problem detected. This vessel will now leave this planet. All systems other than baseline life support will be diverted to communications. This is pretty dangerous, so good luck.
[20:08] Computer
Bebebeep. Boop boboop.
[20:13] Computer
Bebebeep. Boop boboop.
[20:14] Rikka
Trouble!
[20:16] Tsuyoshi
Wh-What?!
[20:21] Rikka
I've lost control?!
[20:22] Rikka
I have no choice!
SIGN Big, bad button
SIGN Do not push!
[20:29] Rikka
I've prepared for this!
[20:31] Rikka
Look! An outfit for cryosleep!
[20:33] Tsuyoshi & Sekine
You want to do that now?!
[20:35] Chiyo
Sounds like a nice nap.
[20:37] Computer
Bobobobeep bebeepboop!
SIGN Translation for Earthlings
SIGN Activating Escape Mechanism
[20:41] Rikka
The UFO!
[20:42] Chiyo
We're so high up!
[20:44] Tsuyoshi
Isn't there more to this escape mechanism?!
[20:46] Sekine
We'll figure something out.
[20:48] Tsuyoshi
No way!
[20:51] Tsuyoshi
Besides, even if I survive this, I can't...
[20:55] Sekine
Well, true.
[20:56] Chiyo
No matter what, you'll always be Tsubasa-san!
[20:58] Tsuyoshi
Thank you, Chiyo-san, but I'm Tsuyoshi!
[21:01] Rikka
I'm sorry, everyone.
[21:03] Rikka
There's only one way to put
everything back to the way it was!
[21:06] Sekine
Colonel?
[21:07] Rikka
Katsu!
SIGN Katsu
[22:46] Sekine
Our final exam's coming up.
[22:48] Tsubasa
Yeah. I'm sure you'll ace it easily, though.
SIGN Sekine
Ayane Sakura
SIGN Sekine
Ayane Sakura
SIGN Tsubasa (Tsuyoshi)
Megumi Han
SIGN Tsubasa (Tsuyoshi)
Megumi Han
[22:52] Sekine
I doubt you'll have much
trouble either, Tsubasa.
[22:55] Sekine
Though... Haven't we had
this conversation before?
[22:59] Rikka
I feel I'm forgetting something...
SIGN Rikka
Chiemi Tanaka
SIGN Rikka
Chiemi Tanaka
[23:02] Chiyo
I haven't been getting much sleep.
SIGN Maskuma Mask
[23:04] Chiyo
You see, I've been getting into embroidery!
SIGN Chiyo
Natsumi Murakami
SIGN Chiyo
Natsumi Murakami
[23:06] Sekine
Please study, Chiyo-san!
[23:08] Tsubasa
We're not kidding about
how much trouble you're in!
[23:11] Narrator
By all appearances,
an ordinary morning scene,
[23:14] Narrator
played out by four ordinary
middle school girls.
[23:19] Narrator
But these four each have their
own special circumstances.
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