E4 - Wish Upon a Star

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[00:01] Narrator
    Common occurrences in
    Kashihara Girls' Academy, #1.
[00:04] Chiyo
    Oh, look! There's a haze covering the UFO.
[00:08] Tsubasa
    Yeah. Maybe it'll rain tomorrow.
[00:11] Narrator
    Weather forecasting using the UFO.
[00:14] Sekine
    Everyone else can see the UFO, too.
    They just can't find it odd.
[00:19] Rikka
    I know, let's all sing that song!
[00:23] Chiyo
    What a wonderful suggestion!
[00:25] Chiyo
    Oh, the UFO shines on the high tower.
[00:34] Chiyo & Tsubasa
    The light shines, carrying our
    hopes and dreams to space.
[00:38] Narrator
    Common occurrences in
    Kashihara Girls' Academy, #2.
[00:41] Narrator
    When students gather together, they
    spontaneously start singing the school song.
[00:43] Chiyo & Tsubasa
    Admiration in our hearts, far beyond we go.
[00:45] Sekine
    Wait, the school song got altered!
    When did that happen?!
[00:47] Chiyo & Tsubasa
    To the future.
[00:49] Narrator
    Common occurrences in
    Kashihara Girls' Academy, #3.
[00:53] Narrator
    There is sometimes a space alien
    atop the UFO, looking melancholy.
[00:58] Rikka
    My revolutionary comrades must
    be fighting out there right now.
[01:03] Rikka
    Yet, I...
[01:05] Rikka
    What am I doing here?
[01:08] Rikka
    Please wait. I will return, I promise!
SIGN    Class 2-B
    Air Band
SIGN    The
SIGN    Lit
SIGN    tle
SIGN    Lies
SIGN    We
SIGN    All
SIGN    Tell
SIGN    The Little Lies We All Tell
SIGN    The Little Lies We All Tell
SIGN    The Little Lies We All Tell
SIGN    Rikka
SIGN    Colonel
SIGN    Chiyo-san
SIGN    Chiyo-san
SIGN    Ninja
SIGN    Sekine
SIGN    Psychic
SIGN    Tsubasa
SIGN    Tsuyoshi
SIGN    Boy
SIGN    Note:
     Is Sekine
SIGN    Maskuma Mask
SIGN    Class 2-B
    Air Band
SIGN    Poeh
SIGN    #04: Wish Upon a Star
SIGN    #04: Wish Upon a Star
SIGN    #04: Wish Upon a Star
SIGN    #04: Wish Upon a Star
SIGN    #04: Wish Upon a Star
SIGN    #04: Wish Upon a Star
SIGN    #04: Wish Upon a Star
SIGN    #04: Wish Upon a Star
SIGN    #04: Wish Upon a Star
SIGN    #04: Wish Upon a Star
SIGN    #04: Wish Upon a Star
SIGN    #04: Wish Upon a Star
[02:47] Chiyo
    I baked cookies for everyone today.
[02:51] Chiyo
    Please enjoy them, if you'd like.
[02:54] Rikka
    Wow, looks delicious!
[02:56] Rikka & Sekine & Tsubasa
    Thank you for the food!
[02:59] Tsubasa
    Wow, that's good.
[03:02] Rikka
    Yep, this is delicious!
    I wanna marry Chiyo-san!
[03:06] Chiyo
    Oh, I'm honored.
[03:09] Sekine
    Chiyo-san'd be my first choice to marry, too.
[03:13] Chiyo
    You also, Sekine-san? Thank you.
[03:15] Sekine
    Tsubasa, if you had to marry
    one of us, who would it be?
[03:18] Tsubasa
    Huh?
[03:25] Tsubasa
    What's the right answer here?
[03:28] Tsubasa
    They're all friends to me. I've never even
    thought of them like this before.
[03:32] Tsubasa
    But not being able to casually answer
    a question like this could seem suspicious.
[03:40] Tsubasa
    Maybe I should just follow
    the crowd and say Chiyo-san.
SIGN    The Traditional Beauty
[03:44] Tsubasa
    She's kind, very pretty,
    good at cooking and sewing...
[03:48] Tsubasa
    I could totally brag
    about her to my friends.
SIGN    She's so pretty!
[03:50] Inoue
    Wow!
[03:52] Tsubasa
    Aw yeah.
[03:54] Tsubasa
    But having a house full of Maskuma
    would be bad.
[03:57] Tsubasa
    Also, I don't understand what sets her off!
[04:01] (Flashback) Chiyo
    After you've thrown up,
    that's when the real workout begins.
[04:04] Tsubasa
    It still upsets my stomach
    just thinking about it.
[04:08] Tsubasa
    Sekine is the one that's easiest to be with.
[04:11] (Flashback) Sekine
    Let's go to the chain
    restaurant after school.
[04:13] (Flashback) Sekine
    They have a limited-time offer!
    40% cash back if you use the payment app!
[04:18] Tsubasa
    She's down-to-earth, and I could
    just be myself dating her.
[04:22] Tsubasa
    But...
[04:23] Sekine
    I always wear tracksuits.
[04:25] Sekine
    They're comfortable,
    I don't mind if they get dirty,
[04:28] Sekine
    they double as pajamas, and you can
    wear them both indoors and outdoors.
[04:30] Sekine
    They're the best.
[04:33] Tsubasa
    There's just no spark whatsoever.
[04:36] Sekine
    I can't read her thoughts, but I can
    more or less tell what she's thinking.
SIGN    The Little Sister
[04:41] Tsubasa
    Rikka is innocent and cute,
    but if I introduced her to my friends...
SIGN    The Little Sister
SIGN    The Little Sister
SIGN    The Little Sister
SIGN    The Little Sister
[04:46] Inoue
    Gross!
SIGN    Gross
[04:47] Inoue
    Tsuyoshi, are you dating a grade-schooler?
[04:51] Tsubasa
    People might think I'm a pedophile.
[04:53] Tsubasa
    Also, I don't want to attend
    her strange gatherings...
SIGN    UFO Gathering
SIGN    Pamphlet
[04:56] Rikka
    We meet at the UFO every Sunday.
[05:00] Rikka
    I'll teach you about the glorious leader
    that I respect so very much.
[05:08] Tsubasa
    It's a supremely tough question.
    And not in a good way.
[05:11] Sekine
    How rude.
[05:13] Sekine
    So what's your ideal partner like, then?
[05:15] Tsubasa
    Huh? Hmm...
[05:18] Tsubasa
    I'd like someone who's frank
    and chill. Almost manly.
SIGN    Manly personality
SIGN    Manly personality
[05:22] Tsubasa
    Someone with a punk-girl style,
    who wears revealing clothes.
SIGN    Piercings
    (punk girl style)
SIGN    Piercings
    (punk girl style)
SIGN    Short skirt
    (revealing clothes)
SIGN    Short skirt
    (revealing clothes)
[05:26] Tsubasa
    Short hair would be a plus, too.
SIGN    Short hair
SIGN    Short hair
[05:28] Tsubasa
    But where would I find anyone like that?
[05:31] Narrator
    Right here.
[05:35] Sekine
    She just loves herself!
[05:40] Students
    Did you see that yesterday?
[05:41] Students
    Yeah!
[05:44] Sekine
    Good morning.
[05:46] Tsubasa
    Morning, Sekine.
[05:48] Tsubasa
    Oh, right. Yesterday, I found an idol
    who looks just like Chiyo-san.
[05:53] Tsubasa
    Check this out.
[05:54] Sekine
    Wow. She does look similar.
[05:57] Tsubasa
    I know, right?
[05:57] Sekine
    But where did you find that photo?
[06:00] Tsubasa
    I-It's from a magazine.
[06:02] Tsubasa
    My brother Tsuyoshi bought it.
[06:05] Sekine
    Ah, I see.
[06:07] Rikka
    Hey,
[06:08] Rikka
    for what purpose do photos
    like these exist?
[06:12] Tsubasa
    What purpose... For men to look at, I guess?
[06:17] Rikka
    Why do men look at photos like that?
[06:20] Tsubasa
    Um... To get excited?
[06:23] Rikka
    Why do they want to get excited?
[06:25] Tsubasa
    That's, uh... To make offspring?
[06:29] Rikka
    Looking at photos generates offspring?
    Is that how the system works?
[06:33] Tsubasa
    No, just looking isn't enough.
[06:36] Rikka
    So what motivates them to look?
[06:38] Rikka
    Is it really necessary for them to spend
    their precious time in such a way?
[06:42] Rikka
    They only live once.
    Doesn't it make them sad?
[06:47] Narrator
    Her purity fuels her scathing remarks.
SIGN    Sca
SIGN    thing
[06:50] Chiyo
    Good day, everyone.
[06:52] Tsubasa
    Chiyo-san! Nice timing!
[06:55] Tsubasa
    Good morning, Chiyo-san.
[06:57] Tsubasa
    Look, I found an idol
    who looks just like you!
[07:02] Chiyo
    Is she really that similar?
[07:04] Tsubasa
    Totally. Her face looks just like yours.
[07:06] Chiyo
    Do you think so?
[07:08] Tsubasa
    See, like in this one. And this one, too.
[07:14] Tsubasa
    Wow, this swimsuit's like a bandage.
[07:17] Chiyo
    Y-Yes, you're right...
    She does... look like me...
[07:24] Tsubasa
    Wh-Why cry?!
[07:27] Sekine
    Oh, no. You can't show those
    kinds of things to Chiyo-san.
[07:31] Tsubasa
    B-But, this model's really pretty, and...
[07:37] Sekine
    That's not the issue.
[07:39] Sekine
    The problem is that you
    showed something provocative
[07:42] Sekine
    to someone with no resistance
    to that type of thing.
[07:45] Tsubasa
    She's suddenly acting like the
    straight-laced class-rep type!
[07:48] Tsubasa
    B-But, this isn't that provocative...
[07:52] Sekine
    Even "mild spice" is too spicy
    for some people.
[07:55] Sekine
    To some people, curry for children
    is like super-hellish spicy ramen.
[08:01] Tsubasa
    But this is like salt-broth veggie ramen!
[08:05] Sekine
    What? These bandages?!
[08:08] Chiyo
    No, I'm fine. I, I...
[08:12] Chiyo
    I'll go nude!
SIGN    Bring it!
[08:13] Tsubasa
    Why?!
[08:15] Rikka
    Let's go calm down a little.
[08:18] Tsubasa
    Why...?
[08:19] Tsubasa
    Was... Was it that bad, what I did?
[08:25] Sekine
    She's a good kid at heart,
[08:27] Sekine
    but she does this kind of thing
    every once in a while.
[08:30] Sekine
    Her sensibilities are a bit off,
    or something.
[08:33] Sekine
    I can't hear her thoughts at all,
    so I don't know what she's thinking.
[08:38] Narrator
    Sekine's psychic power is so lame
[08:42] Narrator
    that she hasn't even realized
    that it only works on the same gender.
[08:47] Tsubasa
    Got it. I...
[08:50] Tsubasa
    I'll quit school.
[08:53] Rikka
    Chiyo-san, are you feeling better?
[08:55] Chiyo
    Yes. I'm sorry.
[08:58] Chiyo
    I think I'll quit school now...
[09:02] Narrator
    They're in sync.
[09:04] Sekine
    No, no, no. There's no need for that.
[09:08] Tsubasa
    I can't do this anymore.
    Sekine, thanks for everything.
[09:13] Tsubasa
    Don't worry if I forget who you are
    or start talking funny starting tomorrow.
[09:16] Tsubasa (Sister)
    Wassup.
[09:20] Sekine
    Are you quitting or not?!
[09:23] Rikka
    Um, is quitting really necessary?
[09:27] Chiyo
    I just don't want to cause any more trouble.
[09:32] Chiyo
    I-I simply can't get over my aversion
    toward lewd things, and men in general.
[09:38] Rikka
    It's all right. You can't help it.
[09:40] Rikka
    Don't worry!
[09:42] Rikka
    I'll protect you.
[09:44] Rikka
    I'll make sure nothing you dislike
    will so much as touch you, ever again!
[09:48] Chiyo
    Rikka-chan...
[09:51] Sekine
    Oh, there you are!
[09:53] Rikka
    Sekine-chan, what is it?
[09:56] Sekine
    Well, Tsubasa started saying
    she was gonna quit school.
[09:59] Rikka
    What?
[10:01] Sekine
    Don't worry, both of you.
    Let's apologize and get over it.
[10:05] Tsubasa
    Chiyo-san, I'm sorry.
[10:07] Chiyo
    No, it's me who should apologize!
    There's no need for you to quit school.
[10:12] Chiyo
    I hope we can continue to be friends.
[10:15] Tsubasa
    Thank you.
[10:16] Tsubasa
    Hmm?
[10:20] Tsubasa
    S-Sorry. I gotta go to the restroom.
[10:23] Sekine
    I'm glad you were able to calm down.
[10:27] Chiyo
    Yes, Rikka-chan stayed by my side,
    consoling me the whole time.
[10:32] Sekine
    Good job, Colonel!
SIGN    Proud of Herself
[10:34] Rikka
    I intend to keep my promise!
[10:36] Rikka
    I placed a device on Chiyo-san
[10:38] Rikka
    that transforms any man who comes
    in contact with her skin into a woman!
[10:42] Sekine
    Y-You can do that?!
[10:44] Mr. Brian
    Good morning, everybody!
[10:47] Rikka
    Good morning!
[10:50] Chiyo
    Oh, Mr. Brian, there's some
    lint on your clothes...
[10:54] Sekine
    No!
[10:55] Sekine
    Don't touch, Brian!
[10:57] Mr. Brian
    What?!
[11:03] Tsubasa
    It's gone.
[11:05] Tsubasa
    The one thing that should
    always be there... is gone.
SIGN    The Little Lies We All Tell
SIGN    Tsuyoshi
SIGN    1
SIGN    —
SIGN    2
SIGN    (His thing)
[11:09] Tsubasa (Sister) & Tsuyoshi
    Tsuyoshi 1/2.
[11:13] Students
    Let's stop by that one place.
[11:14] Students
    Sure, let's do that.
[11:17] Tsubasa
    I lost something precious.
[11:20] Chiyo
    What's wrong with Tsubasa-san?
[11:23] Rikka
    She's been like that since this morning.
[11:25] Sekine
    Hmm?
[11:27] Narrator
    Now that Tsubasa is female,
    something unexpected has happened.
[11:31] Sekine
    What does she mean by
    "something precious"?
[11:33] Narrator
    Sekine can now read Tsubasa's thoughts!
[11:38] Sekine
    I could help her find it
    If she would tell me what it is...
[11:42] Sekine
    But I don't want to pry.
[11:44] Rikka
    Tsubasa-chan!
[11:46] Rikka
    Did you finish your social studies homework?
[11:48] Rikka
    The one about finding out how your
    parents came up with your name?
[11:53] Tsubasa
    Name... My grandpa gave me my name.
[11:56] Tsubasa
    He wanted me to grow up firm and solid!
[12:00] Tsubasa
    I'm sorry, Grandpa!
[12:02] Sekine
    Wh-What's so tear-jerking about that?
[12:06] Sekine
    And why the Colonel, too?!
[12:07] Rikka
    What a wonderful grandfather!
[12:09] Rikka
    I didn't know "Tsubasa" had such a meaning!
[12:12] Tsubasa
    Oh, sorry. That was about my
    brother's name, "Tsuyoshi."
[12:17] Tsubasa
    "Tsubasa" was so that I would
    grow up free and easy.
[12:19] Tsubasa (Sister)
    Hey, Tsuyoshi, don't I look good
    in a boy's uniform?
[12:23] Tsubasa (Sister)
    What if I get a cute girlfriend?
[12:26] Tsubasa
    And it worked, damn it! It worked too well!
[12:30] Rikka
    That's good to hear.
[12:32] Sekine
    Tsubasa's acting a bit weird.
[12:35] Sekine
    She's depressed because she
    lost something important.
[12:38] Sekine
    She cries when talking
    about her grandfather...
[12:41] Sekine
    I know!
[12:43] Sekine
    She must have lost some kind of
    keepsake of her grandfather!
[12:46] Sekine
    That must be rough. Yikes!
SIGN    m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100
SIGN    Not even close
SIGN    Um...
SIGN    I'm alive...
SIGN    I'm the grandfather...
SIGN    Name's Genzo...
[12:49] Narrator
    By the way, the grandfather
    in question is very much alive.
[12:52] Chiyo
    Tsubasa-san, if it's all right with you,
[12:55] Chiyo
    would you like to go somewhere
    on our next day off?
[12:58] Sekine
    I know, let's all go to the pool!
[13:01] Rikka
    The pool? Nice!
[13:03] Sekine
    Raku Raku Land is doing a
    women-only night pool event.
[13:08] Tsubasa
    Women-only? I'm not sure...
[13:11] Sekine
    Hmm? What, you'd rather go
    somewhere you can meet boys?
[13:15] Tsubasa
    No, that's not it.
    There's a slight problem...
[13:20] Tsubasa
    Oh, there is no problem.
[13:21] Narrator
    His problem went missing.
SIGN    Raku Raku Land
[13:27] Tsubasa
    Oh, paper strips.
[13:29] Sekine
    Right, today is Tanabata.
[13:32] Chiyo
    Let's all write down our wishes
    and hang them up.
[13:35] Sekine
    What's your wish, Chiyo-san?
[13:40] Chiyo
    Oh, that's a secret.
[13:43] Tsubasa
    I really hope this wish comes true!
[13:47] Chiyo
    Where's Tsubasa-san?
[13:49] Sekine
    She went off to change
    in the back somewhere.
[13:52] Sekine
    I don't know why she would be
    so shy all of a sudden.
[13:55] Rikka
    Yeah, changing is so quick.
[13:59] Narrator
    Colonel Rikka's instant
    transformation is a success.
[14:04] Chiyo
    Oh, that's very cute, Rikka-chan!
[14:09] Rikka
    Chiyo-san, you're wearing a lot of layers.
[14:14] Chiyo
    I don't want to be immodest.
[14:16] Rikka
    Is that her maidenly mindset?
[14:18] Chiyo
    I need to wear at least this much clothing.
[14:21] Chiyo
    Otherwise, I can't conceal my sword scars,
[14:24] Chiyo
    and I need my gear in case
    an assassin appears.
[14:27] Narrator
    The ninja mindset.
[14:32] Chiyo
    Wow, how fun!
[14:35] Tsubasa
    Is this all right?
    Am I not sticking out weirdly?
[14:39] Rikka
    Let's go!
SIGN    Nekise
[14:42] Sekine
    Hey, don't forget to stretch first!
SIGN    Waterproofed
[14:47] Rikka
    Go, go! Charge!
[14:53] Chiyo
    Would you like to share this with me?
[14:56] Sekine
    Are you sure?
[14:57] Chiyo
    Yes!
[15:06] Tsubasa
    So many pretty ladies. This is actually fun.
[15:11] Woman
    Hey, you there. Sorry to bother you.
[15:14] Woman
    My necklace got caught up in the hook.
    Can you help me get it off?
[15:18] Tsubasa
    Y-Yes!
[15:22] Woman
    Thanks for the help!
[15:29] Chiyo
    I hope this makes Tsubasa-san feel better.
[15:33] Tsubasa
    Girls!
[15:36] Tsubasa
    The night pool is, like, so much fun!
[15:39] Tsubasa
    I'm totes excited!
[15:42] Sekine
    Was she always like this...?
[15:46] Tsubasa
    Ohmigosh, what're you talking about?
[15:47] Tsubasa
    Of course I've always been like this!
[15:52] Sekine
    I guess if she's cheered up,
    that's all good...?
[15:56] Tsubasa
    Oh, I just remembered!
    We gotta, like, hang those paper strips!
[15:59] Chiyo
    Yes, let's do that!
[16:04] Tsubasa
    "I wish I could go back to how I was"?
[16:07] Tsubasa
    What a dummy I was to think that!
[16:12] Chiyo
    I wish my sword scars
    could become less visible.
[16:16] Sekine
    I want to lose three kilograms.
    Or just two kilograms, if that's too much.
[16:20] Rikka
    They're all praying so intensely.
[16:22] Rikka
    To make their wishes come true... How...
SIGN    m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100
SIGN    Materialist
[16:26] Rikka
    How foolish these Earthlings are.
[16:29] Rikka
    Goals are attained through
    relentless effort, are they not?
[16:34] Rikka
    I've tried my best to accustom
    myself to Earth culture,
[16:37] Rikka
    but this is not acceptable.
[16:40] Tsubasa
    Rikka, aren't you hanging up
    your paper strip?
[16:43] Rikka
    Oh? Um, hmm...
SIGN    Establish a unified
     government of the universe
     under the revolution
[16:46] Rikka
    I don't think wishing for it would
    make it come true, so I'll pass.
[16:50] Tsubasa
    Oh, in that case, I'll, like,
    write your wish on my paper, too.
[16:55] Rikka
    Huh?
[16:56] Tsubasa
    I don't want my original wish anymore.
[16:59] Tsubasa
    'Sides, if we both write the same wish,
[17:01] Tsubasa
    maybe it'll increase the
    chance of it coming true.
[17:03] Rikka
    Thanks, Tsubasa-chan.
    I appreciate the thought.
[17:10] Chiyo
    Oh look, shooting stars!
[17:15] Sekine
    Gotta make a wish!
[17:18] Rikka
    My wish probably won't come true, but...
SIGN    I wish I could go back
     to how I was. -Tsubasa
SIGN    I want to lose 3 kilos
     2 kilos. -Sekine
SIGN    I wish my legs
     were pretty. -Chiyo
[17:22] Rikka
    I just hope my friends' wishes do.
[17:27] Tsubasa
    Oh? What's this?
SIGN    Just a small gift...
SIGN    Juice
[17:34] Chiyo
    Tsubasa-san, what's wrong?
[17:37] Tsubasa
    I feel very cold, all of a sudden.
[17:40] Chiyo
    Oh, no!
[17:44] Chiyo
    I have no choice.
[17:46] Chiyo
    Please use this!
[17:48] Tsubasa
    Th-Thanks.
[17:51] Rikka
    Wow, Chiyo-san, your legs are so pretty!
[17:55] Chiyo
    What?!
[17:56] Chiyo
    M-My sword scars are gone!
[17:59] Sekine
    Did the Colonel make our wishes come true?
[18:03] Sekine
    I do feel like I lost a bit of weight.
[18:06] Sekine
    I should have wished for something bigger...
[18:09] Narrator
    By the way, about the device that the
    Colonel put on the back of Chiyo's neck...
[18:13] Sekine
    I secretly removed it.
    The Colonel doesn't know!
[18:18] Maskuma
    Kuma.
[18:23] Maskuma
    Kuma.
[18:25] Maskuma
    Kuma!
[18:28] Staff
    To celebrate the release of Maskuma's movie,
[18:31] Staff
    we're giving out
    limited-edition phone charms
[18:33] Staff
    to anyone who can show us
    an item with polka dots!
SIGN    Chiyo-san
SIGN    Please
SIGN    Take us home
     with you
[18:36] Chiyo
    A limited-edition phone
    charm?! I really want it!
[18:40] Tsubasa
    That's too bad. I don't have
    anything with polka dots.
[18:44] Sekine
    Me, neither.
[18:45] Rikka
    Same here.
[18:50] Chiyo
    I... I know!
[18:51] Staff
    Anyone? They're cute!
[18:54] Chiyo
    Would this...
[18:57] Sekine & Tsubasa & Rikka
    Chiyo-san?!
[18:58] Tsubasa
    No! Don't do that!
[19:01] Chiyo
    But it's the only way!
[19:04] Tsubasa
    I'll go and buy something
    with polka dots right now!
SIGN    Maskuma Mask
    the MOVIE
[19:07] Staff
    This event will be ending soon!
[19:10] Tsubasa
    What? What should we do?!
[19:12] Rikka
    Worry not!
[19:14] Chiyo
    Rikka-chan?
[19:17] Rikka
    I'd like a phone charm, please!
[19:19] Staff
    Sure, just show me something with polka dots!
[19:28] Rikka
    I got us a charm!
SIGN    Thank you...
    Thank you...
SIGN    She gave it to her
SIGN    Don't mention it.
[19:32] Chiyo
    Thank you, Rikka-chan!
[19:34] Rikka
    I'm happy for you.
[19:36] Sekine
    Oh, the inside of her mouth...
[19:38] Narrator
    Every mucous membrane
    in her body is now polka-dotted.
[19:50] Chiyo
    Oh, no! The charm!
[19:52] Tsubasa
    What, you dropped it?
[19:53] Rikka
    You couldn't help it, Chiyo-san.
[19:58] Chiyo
    Everyone, I'm going to go powder my nose.
[20:04] Hanzo
    What? How?!
[20:06] Chiyo
    I just lost the last shred of patience
    I had with you, Hanzo!
[20:13] Sekine
    What can we do to get
    that charm for Chiyo-san?
[20:17] Tsubasa
    Wow, it's going for such a high price
    in the online auctions.
[20:20] Tsubasa
    We can't get it there, either.
[20:22] Rikka
    Oh, look! I found one here.
[20:29] Narrator
    An obvious fake.
SIGN    Wears Boxers
[20:32] Tsubasa
    I do have polka dots
    on my underwear today...
[20:36] Tsubasa
    But if they find out I'm a guy,
    that might cause trouble...
[20:40] Tsubasa
    But...
[20:44] Chiyo
    I feel empty.
[20:47] Sekine
    Oh, Chiyo-san.
[20:49] Chiyo
    Did you wait for me?
[20:52] Rikka
    Of course!
[20:54] Tsubasa
    Look. We got you the phone charm.
[20:58] Chiyo
    Wow!
[21:00] Tsubasa
    I forgot about the polka-dot
    handkerchief that I had.
[21:04] Tsubasa
    I just had to show them that, and I got it.
[21:07] Sekine
    All's well that ends well, huh, Chiyo-san?
[21:10] Chiyo
    Yes!
[21:12] Rikka
    Let's go home now.
[21:14] Sekine
    Yes, let's.
[21:22] Tsubasa
    Achoo!
SIGN    Translation: I'm getting a faint reading
     of a spacecraft. It seems friendly.
SIGN    Translation: I'm getting a faint reading
     of a spacecraft. It seems friendly.
SIGN    Translation: Understood.
     Commencing search pattern.
SIGN    Translation: Understood.
     Commencing search pattern.
SIGN    Next Episode Preview
SIGN    Day Duty:
     Sekine
[23:09] Sekine
    It's summer. I need to go on a diet.
[23:11] Chiyo
    Shaved ice, watermelons, cold noodles...
    So many delicious things.
SIGN    Maybe I shouldn't
     wear a swimsuit...
[23:16] Sekine
    You're right. I should enjoy
    them all before I start.
[23:18] Rikka
    That's a great idea!
SIGN    #05: Beach
[23:20] Tsubasa
    And thus, Sekine never begins her diet.