E11 - Goodbye, Colonel Source: Crunchyroll Translator: Editor: Timer: QC: (Please feel free to edit the speaker names if incomplete or inaccurate. Names are handled on a best-effort basis depending on the info on the source file. Dialogue is left as is.) [00:07] Chiyo     How long can you stay on Earth, Rikka-chan? [00:11] Rikka     Huh? SIGN    Class 2-B     Air Band SIGN    The SIGN    Lit SIGN    tle SIGN    Lies SIGN    We SIGN    All SIGN    Tell SIGN    The Little Lies We All Tell SIGN    The Little Lies We All Tell SIGN    The Little Lies We All Tell SIGN    Rikka SIGN    Colonel SIGN    Chiyo-san SIGN    Chiyo-san SIGN    Ninja SIGN    Sekine SIGN    Psychic SIGN    Tsubasa SIGN    Tsuyoshi SIGN    Boy SIGN    Note:      Is Sekine SIGN    Maskuma Mask SIGN    Class 2-B     Air Band SIGN    Poeh SIGN    #11: Goodbye, Colonel SIGN    #11: Goodbye, Colonel SIGN    #11: Goodbye, Colonel SIGN    #11: Goodbye, Colonel SIGN    #11: Goodbye, Colonel SIGN    #11: Goodbye, Colonel SIGN    #11: Goodbye, Colonel SIGN    #11: Goodbye, Colonel SIGN    #11: Goodbye, Colonel SIGN    #11: Goodbye, Colonel SIGN    #11: Goodbye, Colonel SIGN    #11: Goodbye, Colonel SIGN    Start [01:52] Rikka     What was that? [01:54] Rikka     Is an allied spaceship nearby?! SIGN    Bad Terrible SIGN    Not there There [02:10] Rikka     I can't tell. [02:13] Rikka     This is Colonel Papipoporo Durrikka, [02:15] Rikka     109th Battalion of the Galactic     Revolution Alliance Army! [02:19] Rikka     I'm on the third planet     of this solar system. [02:22] Rikka     Please respond! [02:28] Rikka     Damn it. I guess I have no other choice [02:30] Rikka     but to shut off all non-essential devices     and divert all power to communications! [02:33] Rikka     But to do that, I must disable     everyone's brainwashing! [02:40] Sekine     Our final exam's coming up. [02:43] Tsubasa     Yeah. I'm sure you'll ace it easily, though. [02:47] Sekine     I doubt you'll have much     trouble either, Tsubasa. [02:50] Chiyo     I haven't been getting much sleep. [02:52] Sekine     Oh, good. [02:53] Tsubasa     Chiyo-san's studying hard for the exam. SIGN    Maskuma [02:56] Chiyo     You see, I've been getting into embroidery! [02:59] Sekine     Please study, Chiyo-san! [03:01] Tsubasa     We're not kidding about     how much trouble you're in! [03:03] Rikka     You'll be fine, Chiyo-san! [03:05] Rikka     I'm on your side! [03:06] Chiyo     Thank you, Rikka-chan! [03:08] Sekine     How does that make anything "fine"?! [03:12] Sekine     I guess we should just all do     a group study session together. [03:15] Tsubasa     Yes, you're right. [03:17] Tsubasa     Let's do this, Chiyo-san. [03:19] Tsubasa     Let's work hard so we can keep     going to school together! [03:21] Chiyo     Understood! [03:22] Narrator     Her responses, at least, are enthusiastic. [03:24] Rikka     Right! We're definitely going     to pass this exam! SIGN    Pass Exam [03:27] Tsubasa & Rikka & Sekine & Chiyo     Here we go! [03:32] Tsubasa     Next, let's do the sevens! [03:33] Chiyo     Right! SIGN    She does have spirit [03:34] Chiyo     Seven times one is seven,     seven times two is fourteen, [03:36] Chiyo     seven times three is... Um... [03:39] Rikka     Go, go, Chiyo-san! SIGN    The 7s are a bit tricky,      for sure... SIGN    The 7s are a bit tricky,      for sure... [03:43] Sekine     It feels like all is lost... [03:45] Chiyo     Seven times three is twenty-one... Was it? [03:50] Tsubasa     That's right! Keep it up! [03:54] Chiyo     Are you all right? [03:56] Tsubasa     Y-Yeah... [03:57] Sekine     Maybe we should give up already... SIGN    We're putting our own      grades at risk... [04:00] Tsubasa     No, I'll never give up. [04:03] Tsubasa     I want to do everything I can     in the limited time I have left. [04:09] Tsubasa     Come on, one more time! [04:11] Chiyo     Yes! [04:11] Chiyo     Seven times one is seven, seven times two     is fourteen, seven times three is twenty-one, [04:15] Rikka     seven times four... Seven times... four... [04:17] Rikka     Go, go, Chiyo-san! [04:20] Tsubasa     That's right. I'm running out of time. [04:31] (Flashback) Tsubasa (Sister)     Tsuyoshi, what's wrong with your voice? [04:34] (Flashback) Tsuyoshi     You think so, too? [04:36] (Flashback) Tsubasa (Sister)     If it's a cold, don't give it to me. [04:37] (Flashback) Tsuyoshi     It's not a cold. [04:39] (Flashback) Tsubasa (Sister)     Then what is it? Did you eat too     much spicy food or something? [04:43] (Flashback) Tsuyoshi     No, this is... [04:45] (Flashback) Tsuyoshi     Puberty. [04:48] Tsubasa     Once my voice breaks, I won't be able     to hang out with them anymore. [04:52] Chiyo     Seven times eight is fifty-six,     seven times nine is... sixty... [04:57] Chiyo     three! [04:58] Rikka     Awesome! Awesome! [05:00] Tsubasa     Right! Next, the eights! [05:02] Chiyo     Um... Eight times one is eight, eight times     two is sixteen... Eight times three... [05:04] Rikka     It's wonderful how hard she's     working toward the future. [05:08] Rikka     As a friend, I must do     something to assist her. [05:14] Rikka     Maybe I'll raise her IQ, just a little bit. [05:24] Tsubasa     What's wrong, Chiyo-san? SIGN    Mathematics 2 [05:31] Chiyo     I think I got the gist of it all. [05:33] Tsubasa     What? Just like that?! [05:34] Chiyo     Yes. Once I understand the basics,     the rest is just applications. [05:38] Tsubasa     No, it can't be... Then... [05:42] Tsubasa     What's 99 times 99? [05:44] Chiyo     9,801. [05:45] Narrator     Instant response. [05:47] Chiyo     See, the trick is, [05:48] Chiyo     imagine a 100 by 100 grid, and imagine that     the final row and column are each deleted. [05:53] Chiyo     Then just add one, because that one cell     got deleted twice, and there it is! See? [06:02] Sekine     It seems Chiyo-san will make it after all,     thanks to the Colonel's mental steroids, [06:04] Chiyo     Intelligence! SIGN    Intelligence [06:07] Sekine     Maybe we should stop studying now     and switch to a sleepover. [06:12] Sekine     Let's watch a movie or something. [06:13] Chiyo     My, what a splendid suggestion! [06:16] Rikka     I brought pajamas, just in case! [06:19] Tsubasa     Wait, I dunno about sleeping over... [06:23] Tsubasa     Why are you looking at me like that?! [06:24] Rikka     I guess that's settled. [06:26] Tsubasa     When was it settled?! [06:28] Chiyo     Let's go and buy some snacks! [06:30] Tsubasa     Don't ignore me! [06:30] Sekine     Sounds good. Let's do that. [06:33] Sekine     The pharmacy has cheaper drinks,     so let's split up. [06:36] Chiyo & Tsubasa & Rikka     Okay! SIGN    Full of Lies SIGN    Chocolate All Over [06:39] Tsubasa     Sekine wants chocolate. [06:41] Tsubasa     Rikka said gummies, I think... [06:45] Tsubasa     I should buy cough drops, too. [06:47] Chiyo     Cough drops soothe pains and coughing [06:49] Chiyo     by adding moisture and other     components to your throat. [06:53] Chiyo     I don't think cough drops would help     with your particular symptoms. [07:00] Chiyo     Never mind! [07:10] Tsubasa     Could it be that Chiyo-san     realized my voice is breaking? [07:18] Tsubasa     Hey, um... [07:25] Tsubasa     Uh, um... [07:28] Chiyo     It's not just you, Tsubasa-san. [07:33] Rikka     Hey, you two! [07:37] Rikka     I bought a whole bunch! [07:39] Rikka     Check this out, Chiyo-san! [07:43] Sekine     You seem a little down. Is something wrong? [07:47] Tsubasa     Well, no, um... [07:58] Chiyo     How long can you stay on Earth, Rikka-chan? [08:02] Rikka     Huh? [08:03] Chiyo     The only way to explain all of the     mysterious events that occurred up until now [08:07] Chiyo     is to assume the presence of a     technology from outside Earth. [08:13] Chiyo     Rikka-chan, you're... [08:16] Chiyo     a space alien, right? [08:19] Chiyo     You need to return to your     home planet for some reason, [08:24] Chiyo     but you don't want to go back. [08:25] Rikka     I don't want to go back? [08:27] Chiyo     But if that's the case... [08:29] Chiyo     How much longer can we stay this way? [08:34] Sekine     What's wrong? [08:37] Sekine     Um... [08:38] Chiyo     Sekine-san, you know everything, don't you? [08:48] Sekine     U-Um... [08:54] Sekine     Wh-What do you mean? Haha... [08:59] Rikka     Chiyo-san. SIGN    Not looking [09:04] Chiyo     H-Huh? [09:07] Chiyo     What were we talking about? [09:11] Rikka     About how we should go back soon. [09:15] Chiyo     Were we? My memory is hazy for some reason. [09:20] Chiyo     How odd. [09:35] Chiyo     Um, is something wrong? [09:39] Tsubasa     Not really. [09:40] Rikka     Nothing's wrong. [09:41] Sekine     What a terrible atmosphere! [09:44] Sekine     It seems like Chiyo-san doesn't remember     what happened after her massive IQ spike, [09:48] Sekine     so I don't think we have to worry     about our covers being blown, but... [09:51] Sekine     Wait, so what's wrong with Tsubasa? [09:54] Rikka     All right. My mind is finally made up. [09:58] Rikka     I can't just sit here worrying forever. [10:00] Rikka     Hey, guys! Let's watch a movie! [10:03] Chiyo     Yes! Let's do that! [10:04] Sekine     In that case, I'll bring out the VCR! [10:07] Chiyo & Rikka & Tsubasa     What's that? SIGN    VCR? [10:08] Narrator     They've never even heard of the term. [10:11] Rikka     What about a Blu-ray, or a DVD? [10:13] Sekine     Like I said, I only have VHS. [10:16] Tsubasa     "VHS"? Is that different from the "VCR"? [10:19] Sekine     I have to start from there? [10:30] Tsubasa     What to do now?     Should I tell everyone the truth? [10:36] (Flashback) Chiyo     It's not just you, Tsubasa-san. [10:38] Tsubasa     I wonder what she meant by that. [10:41] Chiyo     I woke up. [10:44] Chiyo     Are you having trouble sleeping, too? [10:47] Tsubasa     Um, yeah. It's nothing. [10:53] Tsubasa     Hey, Chiyo-san. About what we were     talking about on the way home... [10:57] Chiyo     What is it? [10:59] Tsubasa     Huh? Well, um... [11:03] Chiyo     I remember practicing     multiplication tables with you, [11:06] Chiyo     but I'm having trouble recalling     what happened after that. [11:10] Chiyo     Maybe it's because I suddenly used     my brain a lot, which I rarely do! [11:16] Tsubasa     She's back to her normal self. [11:18] Chiyo     Tsubasa-san, thank you for today!     For helping me study! [11:23] Tsubasa     Oh, I don't think you really needed my help.     It looks like you'll ace the exam easily. [11:28] Chiyo     That's only because you taught me so carefully! [11:32] Chiyo     Seven times one is seven, seven times two     is fourteen, seven times three is... [11:37] Chiyo     twenty-four...? [11:40] Tsubasa     Sekine, wake up!     We have to pull an all-nighter! [11:43] Sekine     But I'm so sleepy... [11:49] Tsubasa     We did the best we could. [11:52] Sekine     Best of luck to you on the exam, Chiyo-san. [11:55] Tsubasa     Because miracles do sometimes happen. [12:00] Chiyo     Please don't worry so much, you two. [12:04] Chiyo     Using my ninja skills, it would be simple     to peek at other people's answers. [12:10] Sekine     I see. So that's why she's so confident. [12:13] Chiyo     That's why I'll pass this exam,     no matter what. [12:16] Chiyo     Without cheating! [12:17] Sekine     Please cheat. [12:18] Chiyo     With my own ability! [12:19] Sekine     You have no ability! [12:20] Chiyo     I'll do my very best! [12:23] Sekine     Please do! [12:24] Sekine     Goodbye, Chiyo-san. [12:28] Chiyo     I passed the exam. [12:29] Sekine & Tsubasa     How?! [12:30] Rikka     Awesome! Awesome! Awesome! Awesome! SIGN    The Little Lies We All Tell SIGN    Oh, so it was a lie. SIGN    I'm so relieved. [12:34] Sekine     Oh, so it was a lie. [12:36] Tsubasa     I'm so relieved. [12:41] Students     Yay! [12:47] Sekine     Your name was indeed on the list. [12:49] Chiyo     I'm so glad I can attend     school with you again! [12:51] Tsubasa     How did you pull it off? [12:53] Chiyo     Well... [12:55] Chiyo     The teachers allowed me to have     a re-re-re-re-re-re-re-re-re-test, [12:59] Chiyo     and I submitted an essay     detailing how motivated I am! [13:02] Narrator     Generosity and pity. [13:05] Tsubasa     I see. I guess there was no point     in doing the all-nighter. [13:09] Tsubasa     But... [13:10] Sekine     Yes. [13:10] Tsubasa     Rikka's name wasn't... [13:12] Rikka     Guys! [13:13] Rikka     Congrats on passing the exam! [13:19] Tsubasa     Hey, Rikka, did you see     the results for the final exam? [13:22] Tsubasa     Your name was the only one missing. [13:24] Rikka     Yes, I know. [13:30] Rikka     It's time for my graduation ceremony. [13:33] Chiyo     Graduation ceremony? [13:35] Rikka     Speaker: Rikka, representing the graduates. [13:39] Tsubasa     This is no time to play around. [13:41] Tsubasa     I'm sure it must be a mistake of some kind.     We need to talk to the teachers... [13:46] Rikka     Thinking back, a lot of things     happened after I met you. [13:52] Rikka     The fun school festival. [13:54] Rikka     The snack on the way home     that brought everyone down. SIGN    I wish I could go back      to how I was. -Tsubasa SIGN    I want to lose 3 kilos      2 kilos. -Sekine SIGN    I wish my legs      were pretty. -Chiyo [13:56] Rikka     The swimming pool where we made wishes. [13:58] Rikka     The beach where we groveled for forgiveness. [14:00] Rikka     The takoyaki party where my tongue     almost got hideously burned. [14:04] Rikka     The night when we all had the sleepover. [14:06] Rikka     Each memory is a treasure     that will be precious to me forever. [14:11] Rikka     I'll never forget the days I spent with you. [14:15] Chiyo     Rikka-chan, what are you saying     all of a sudden?! [14:18] Tsubasa     Yeah, why are you acting like     you're about to leave forever? [14:35] Female student 1     What's that? [14:36] Female student 2     A UFO? A real one?! [14:38] Female student 3     What's it doing here?! [14:40] Mr. Brian     Wow! Amazing! [14:49] Sekine     The Colonel's brainwashing got deactivated! [14:51] Rikka     I will now erase all of your memories. [14:55] Rikka     I need you to forget about     the UFO, and about me. [14:59] Sekine     Erase our memories? [15:01] Tsubasa     What do you mean? [15:02] Rikka     Chiyo-san, Miss Sekine, Miss Tsubasa. [15:05] Rikka     Thank you for everything you've done. [15:07] Rikka     We will never see each other again,     which must sadden you. But don't cry. [15:12] Rikka     No matter how much time passes, I... [15:14] Rikka     will always pray for your     happiness, my friends! [15:20] Tsubasa     Why did she go into the UFO? [15:22] Chiyo     It's my fault. [15:25] Chiyo     It's my fault that Rikka-chan     is going back to space! [15:28] Sekine     I knew it. You said you lost     your memory, but it was a lie. [15:33] Chiyo     Yes. That night, my mind     suddenly felt sharper, [15:36] Chiyo     and I was able to figure so many things out. [15:38] Chiyo     But I ended up saying     something to push her away! [15:44] Sekine     It's not your fault, Chiyo-san. [15:47] Sekine     Ever since the day she met us, [15:49] Sekine     she was always thinking     about when to return to space. [15:53] Sekine     She has a reason why she needed     to go back, no matter what. [15:57] Tsubasa     I don't really understand,     but this is too sudden. It makes me sad. [16:03] Sekine     Me, too. But Rikka made up her mind. [16:07] Sekine     We have to respect her decision. [16:10] Chiyo     Rikka-chan... [16:11] Tsubasa     Is this really what she wants, though? [16:15] Tsubasa     Rikka was crying. [16:16] Tsubasa     She knows she can't stay here,     but she doesn't want to leave us. [16:21] Tsubasa     Maybe that's what she's thinking. [16:24] Sekine     How would you know that, Tsubasa? [16:26] Tsubasa     I know. Because I'm the same. [16:32] Tsuyoshi     I'm not Tsubasa. I'm actually Tsuyoshi! [16:34] Hanzo     Huh?! [16:36] Tsuyoshi     At first, I was being forced to come here. [16:39] Tsuyoshi     But after I met you,     every day was so much fun. [16:42] Tsuyoshi     Before I knew it, I started     enjoying school life here. [16:47] Tsuyoshi     I always knew I had to tell you the truth     sometime, but I... I just couldn't. [16:53] Tsuyoshi     Sometimes... [16:55] Tsuyoshi     it was like I could barely breathe. [16:58] Tsuyoshi     I'm sorry. I lied to you. [17:06] Sekine     I see. That explains everything. [17:10] Sekine     That said, I can't say     I'm all that surprised. [17:13] Sekine     After all, we're all liars here. [17:16] Chiyo     That's right. I can't fault you for that. [17:19] Tsuyoshi     Wait, what? What lies     have you two been telling? [17:23] Chiyo     That's not important.     We have to talk to Rikka-chan! [17:26] Tsuyoshi     Not important? Really? [17:28] Sekine     You're right. [17:30] Sekine     We need to ask if this is     really what she wants. [17:34] Chiyo     But how can we get up there? [17:38] Hanzo     I heard the whole thing. [17:40] Chiyo     Hanzo? [17:41] Sekine     What part of that was     worth crying over? [17:42] Tsuyoshi     You can't think of anything?! [17:44] Hanzo     Dear sister, I call a truce!     Let's do the thing! [17:58] Chiyo     Ultimate technique: [18:00] Chiyo     Regular jump! [18:02] Sekine     Can't we at least leap from the rooftops?! [18:08] Sekine     Mistress Time! [18:10] Chiyo     Oh, dear. [18:12] Tsuyoshi     What just happened...? [18:14] Sekine     I'll explain another time. [18:16] Tsuyoshi     Really? [18:17] Rikka     This is fine. [18:18] Rikka     Now that I've confirmed that Chiyo-san passed     the exam, I have no further business here. [18:23] Computer     Beep boop, beepbeep boop. [18:25] Rikka     As we planned, I will now travel     outside of this solar system. [18:28] Rikka     Once I get there, I will disable     all systems excluding life support [18:31] Rikka     and send out a distress signal! [18:33] Computer     Boopboop beepboop! [18:34] Rikka     I have no idea if my allies     will be able to pick up that signal, [18:37] Rikka     but I have no choice but to try. [18:39] Rikka     Let's go! [18:40] Computer     Beeboop! [18:43] Rikka     It's all right. I'll always have the memories. [19:00] Rikka     Guys... [19:11] Chiyo     We're here because we need     to tell you something. [19:14] Chiyo     I want to graduate with you, Rikka-chan! [19:18] Chiyo     Please allow me this one wish! [19:20] Rikka     Chiyo-san... [19:21] Sekine     I don't want to leave you, either. [19:24] Sekine     I know you have your reasons,     but could you please reconsider? [19:28] Rikka     Miss Sekine... [19:31] Tsuyoshi     You can't just say goodbye     with no warning like that. [19:34] Tsuyoshi     It's true that we were all lying, but... [19:36] Tsuyoshi     our friendship is for real, isn't it?! [19:39] Sekine     We said what we came here to say. [19:42] Sekine     What's important is what you want, Rikka. [19:45] Rikka     What Rikka wants is... [19:49] Rikka     To graduate with you, too! [19:53] Tsuyoshi     Then let's do that.     Let's make even more fun memories. [19:58] Rikka     Yeah. [20:00] Tsuyoshi     I'm glad. Aren't you, Sekine? [20:02] Sekine     Of course I'm glad. [20:04] Computer     Bebebeep. Boop boboop. [20:06] Computer     Bebebeep. Boop boboop. SIGN    Resolution of problem detected. This vessel will now leave this planet. All systems other than baseline life support will be diverted to communications. This is pretty dangerous, so good luck. [20:08] Computer     Bebebeep. Boop boboop. [20:13] Computer     Bebebeep. Boop boboop. [20:14] Rikka     Trouble! [20:16] Tsuyoshi     Wh-What?! [20:21] Rikka     I've lost control?! [20:22] Rikka     I have no choice! SIGN    Big, bad button SIGN    Do not push! [20:29] Rikka     I've prepared for this! [20:31] Rikka     Look! An outfit for cryosleep! [20:33] Tsuyoshi & Sekine     You want to do that now?! [20:35] Chiyo     Sounds like a nice nap. [20:37] Computer     Bobobobeep bebeepboop! SIGN    Translation for Earthlings SIGN    Activating Escape Mechanism [20:41] Rikka     The UFO! [20:42] Chiyo     We're so high up! [20:44] Tsuyoshi     Isn't there more to this escape mechanism?! [20:46] Sekine     We'll figure something out. [20:48] Tsuyoshi     No way! [20:51] Tsuyoshi     Besides, even if I survive this, I can't... [20:55] Sekine     Well, true. [20:56] Chiyo     No matter what, you'll always be Tsubasa-san! [20:58] Tsuyoshi     Thank you, Chiyo-san, but I'm Tsuyoshi! [21:01] Rikka     I'm sorry, everyone. [21:03] Rikka     There's only one way to put     everything back to the way it was! [21:06] Sekine     Colonel? [21:07] Rikka     Katsu! SIGN    Katsu [22:46] Sekine     Our final exam's coming up. [22:48] Tsubasa     Yeah. I'm sure you'll ace it easily, though. SIGN    Sekine     Ayane Sakura SIGN    Sekine     Ayane Sakura SIGN    Tsubasa (Tsuyoshi)     Megumi Han SIGN    Tsubasa (Tsuyoshi)     Megumi Han [22:52] Sekine     I doubt you'll have much     trouble either, Tsubasa. [22:55] Sekine     Though... Haven't we had     this conversation before? [22:59] Rikka     I feel I'm forgetting something... SIGN    Rikka     Chiemi Tanaka SIGN    Rikka     Chiemi Tanaka [23:02] Chiyo     I haven't been getting much sleep. SIGN    Maskuma Mask [23:04] Chiyo     You see, I've been getting into embroidery! SIGN    Chiyo     Natsumi Murakami SIGN    Chiyo     Natsumi Murakami [23:06] Sekine     Please study, Chiyo-san! [23:08] Tsubasa     We're not kidding about     how much trouble you're in! [23:11] Narrator     By all appearances,     an ordinary morning scene, [23:14] Narrator     played out by four ordinary     middle school girls. [23:19] Narrator     But these four each have their     own special circumstances.