# E2 - School Festival
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**[00:09] Tsubasa**
Damn, it's hot.
**[00:11] Tsubasa**
* I'm wearing this to avoid*
* the sailor-uniform look,*
**[00:15] Tsubasa**
*but it's really getting too hot for it...*
**[00:18] Narrator**
Tsubasa—real name Tsuyoshi—
wants to look as un-cross-dressy as possible.
**[00:24] Tsuyoshi**
I'm home.
**[00:26] Tsubasa (Sister)**
Welcome back.
***SIGN*** Class 2-B
Air Band
***SIGN*** The
***SIGN*** Lit
***SIGN*** tle
***SIGN*** Lies
***SIGN*** We
***SIGN*** All
***SIGN*** Tell
***SIGN*** The Little Lies We All Tell
***SIGN*** The Little Lies We All Tell
***SIGN*** The Little Lies We All Tell
***SIGN*** Rikka
***SIGN*** Colonel
***SIGN*** Chiyo-san
***SIGN*** Chiyo-san
***SIGN*** Ninja
***SIGN*** Sekine
***SIGN*** Psychic
***SIGN*** Tsubasa
***SIGN*** Tsuyoshi
***SIGN*** Boy
***SIGN*** Note:
Is Sekine
***SIGN*** Maskuma Mask
***SIGN*** Class 2-B
Air Band
***SIGN*** Poeh
***SIGN*** #02: School Festival
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**[02:05] Tsuyoshi**
Yikes.
**[02:07] Narrator**
Allow me to explain.
**[02:09] Narrator**
In this school, there is a special uniform
**[02:12] Narrator**
only allowed during summer,
called the "Midsummer Outfit."
**[02:15] Narrator**
It comes with a special undergarment
to guard against any potential translucency.
**[02:19] Tsuyoshi**
*This is...*
**[02:21] Tsuyoshi**
*not happening.*
**[02:22] Tsuyoshi**
*No, no, no, no, definitely no.*
***SIGN*** We can't show you,
but he's wearing boxers.
***SIGN*** Gloom
**[02:25] Tsuyoshi**
*I've endured the sailor-style uniform, but...*
***SIGN*** I'm on Team Boxers
***SIGN*** I'm on Team Boxers
**[02:29] Tsuyoshi**
Sis, I can't do this anymore.
Let's switch back!
**[02:34] Tsuyoshi**
Stop taking photos!
**[02:37] Tsuyoshi**
No, no, no, no, no! Anything but that!
**[02:47] Tsubasa**
Good morning.
**[02:51] Rikka**
Good morning!
**[02:55] Chiyo**
How do you do, Tsubasa-san?
***SIGN*** No sparkles
for Sekine,
huh...
**[02:58] Tsubasa**
I see you're all wearing
the midsummer outfit today.
**[03:01] Sekine**
It's just too dang hot.
**[03:03] Sekine**
Honestly, the underwear
it comes with is kind of a pain.
**[03:08] Sekine**
*This is a girls-only school, so really...*
**[03:14] Sekine**
*I think something like this'd be fine.*
**[03:16] Narrator**
Kiyoshi.
***SIGN*** Kiyoshi
**[03:19] Chiyo**
B-But the underwear is so cute, too!
**[03:23] Chiyo**
I love lace.
**[03:26] Tsubasa**
You sure do, Chiyo-san.
**[03:28] Sekine**
It's fine if *you* like it...
**[03:31] Chiyo**
I got so excited, I ended up making a number
of small accessories to match the outfit!
**[03:36] Sekine & Tsubasa & Rikka**
Wow, awesome!
**[03:38] Chiyo**
I haven't slept in three days.
**[03:40] Sekine**
*Her dedication to cuteness is off the charts.*
**[03:43] Chiyo**
I've always been so attached to cute things.
**[03:48] Chiyo**
*I still remember...*
**[03:53] (Flashback) Chiyo**
Stand back!
**[03:54] (Flashback) Hanzo**
B-But you can't do this alone!
**[03:57] (Flashback) Chiyo**
I can't put someone so cute at risk!
I, Chiyo, will handle this!
**[04:01] Sekine**
**That *one was Chiyo-san?!*
**[04:04] Chiyo**
*I admired that ponytail so much.*
**[04:07] Chiyo**
Um, if it's not too much to ask,
**[04:11] Chiyo**
it would be wonderful if you all
could try on these items...
**[04:15] Tsubasa**
What?
**[04:19] Rikka**
Wow! So cute!
**[04:24] Rikka**
It's like a dream come true,
being able to wear this!
**[04:27] Sekine**
*The Colonel is a girl, too, after all.*
**[04:30] Rikka**
*Ow, my tentacles!*
***SIGN*** Fold over
**[04:33] Chiyo**
Fold it over, fold it again,
and tie it up with a rubber band...
***SIGN*** Fold again
***SIGN*** Tie with rubber band
***SIGN*** No Blood Flow
**[04:39] Rikka**
*No blood flow!*
***SIGN*** Complete!
**[04:41] Rikka**
* Chiyo-san, why did you have to*
* tie it so tightly...*
**[04:45] Rikka**
*I don't care what I wear*
**[04:46] Rikka**
* as long as it doesn't interfere*
* with my military duties, but...*
**[04:50] Rikka**
*Hmm?*
**[04:56] Rikka**
*I'm bleeding, too?!*
**[04:58] Chiyo**
Was it too loose?
**[05:01] Rikka**
Oh, no! It's definitely super tight!
**[05:04] Narrator**
She's telling the truth.
**[05:05] Chiyo**
Tsubasa-san, if I might...
**[05:07] Tsubasa**
No, it's fine. I'll just watch.
**[05:11] Rikka**
Try it, Tsubasa-chan.
**[05:13] Sekine**
It'll look good on you.
**[05:15] Tsubasa**
It most definitely won't look good.
**[05:17] Tsubasa**
Really, I'm fine.
**[05:19] Chiyo**
But I'm sure this would look great on you!
***SIGN*** Dirndl!
**[05:23] Tsubasa**
Wh-What is that?
**[05:25] Chiyo**
It's a traditional dress.
**[05:27] Tsubasa**
*Why is everyone so enthusiastic?*
**[05:30] Tsubasa**
*Oh, maybe...*
**[05:32] Tsubasa**
*I don't look good in cute things!*
**[05:36] Tsubasa**
*Is that how they see me?*
**[05:41] Narrator**
Sekine's powers only work
on the same gender,
**[05:45] Narrator**
so she can't understand
what Tsubasa is thinking.
**[05:48] Chiyo**
You're not large like me,
so it'll look good on you.
**[05:52] Tsubasa**
*Be more aware of your own good looks.*
**[05:54] Sekine**
If you don't like it, just sell it online.
**[05:58] Tsubasa**
*That sounds inhumane.*
**[06:00] Rikka**
Just wear it, and this can all be over!
**[06:03] Narrator**
This is becoming an emergency.
***SIGN*** Conscience
**[06:11] Chiyo**
Why not also put on some makeup,
while we're at it?
**[06:14] Tsubasa**
* No, this isn't, like, a "tomboy being shy*
* about cute things" deal.*
**[06:15] Rikka**
Hurry, hurry!
**[06:17] Rikka**
It hurts! The bleeding won't stop! Hurry!
**[06:21] Tsubasa**
*It's really just that... I really...*
**[06:24] Tsubasa**
*I really don't want to wear this!*
**[06:27] Narrator**
The soul cries out, unheard.
**[06:32] Tsubasa (Sister)**
Hey, Tsuyoshi. Welcome home—
**[06:41] Tsuyoshi**
No photos!
***SIGN*** The Little Lies We All Tell
***SIGN*** click
**[06:42] Tsubasa (Sister) & Tsuyoshi**
*The Little Lies We All Tell.*
***SIGN*** click
***SIGN*** click
***SIGN*** click
***SIGN*** Fort unes
**[06:48] Chiyo**
Oh look, "Guardian Spirit Fortune Telling."
***SIGN*** Turtle Shell Divination
***SIGN*** Four Pillars of Destiny
***SIGN*** Guardian Spirit Fortune Telling
***SIGN*** Future Divination
***SIGN*** And more!
***SIGN*** Student
Price
***SIGN*** yen
**[06:51] Chiyo**
I wonder what that's like?
**[06:53] Rikka**
I wonder!
**[06:55] Rikka**
* How backwards this planet must be*
* to believe in such foolishness.*
**[07:00] Sekine**
* Man, that's steep! How many days'*
* worth of food would that buy?*
**[07:03] Tsubasa**
* Looks shady as hell.*
* I don't like these spiritual things.*
**[07:11] Fortune Teller**
* It might look shady,*
* but I am the real deal!*
**[07:15] Fortune Teller**
You there, I can take a look if you want.
**[07:18] Tsubasa**
Nah... Guardian spirits? No thanks.
**[07:23] Fortune Teller**
You don't believe me?
Let's see your future, then.
***SIGN*** The Real Deal - Correct All the Time
**[07:27] Tsubasa**
Fine. Tell me who I'm going to marry one day.
**[07:30] Fortune Teller**
Very well.
**[07:34] Fortune Teller**
I can see it. The person you'll marry is...
**[07:40] Fortune Teller**
Hmm?
**[07:45] Fortune Teller**
*Oh, I see! She likes girls! OK!*
**[07:50] Tsubasa**
What is it?
**[07:51] Fortune Teller**
You might be keeping this a secret,
so I won't go into the details,
**[07:55] Fortune Teller**
but don't worry, you'll meet
a wonderful partner.
**[07:59] Fortune Teller**
Just wait for the government to act!
***SIGN*** Rumble rumble...
**[08:01] Tsubasa**
Government?
***SIGN*** Government
***SIGN*** Rumble rumble...
***SIGN*** Rumble rumble...
***SIGN*** Rumble rumble...
**[08:03] Fortune Teller**
You might have concerns right now,
**[08:06] Fortune Teller**
but don't worry! Society changes!
**[08:10] Fortune Teller**
I saw a great wedding reception.
**[08:12] Tsubasa**
Huh.
**[08:14] Chiyo**
Um, can you read my fortune as well?
**[08:18] Fortune Teller**
Of course!
**[08:19] Chiyo**
I'd like to hear about my guardian spirit.
**[08:23] Fortune Teller**
*I see.*
**[08:24] Fortune Teller**
*She seems like a well-to-do girl.*
**[08:27] Fortune Teller**
* For these types,*
* I often see their ancestors...*
**[08:35] Fortune Teller**
*Oh?*
**[08:37] Fortune Teller**
*This one... was a famous CEO?*
**[08:40] Fortune Teller**
*I knew it. She's from a high-class family.*
**[08:43] Fortune Teller**
* Huh? A former noble?*
* And that famous billionaire?!*
**[08:47] Fortune Teller**
*She's related to all of those people?*
**[08:54] Fortune Teller**
You're being protected
by many wonderful people.
**[08:57] Chiyo**
My, that is wonderful!
**[09:00] Chiyo**
*I assumed I would be cursed*
**[09:04] Chiyo**
*by all the people my family has killed.*
**[09:07] Narrator**
Don't celebrate just yet.
**[09:09] Rikka**
I'd like a guardian spirit reading, too!
**[09:13] Fortune Teller**
*Oh, what a cute girl.*
**[09:16] Fortune Teller**
* For these types, it's often*
* their grandparents or a dog.*
**[09:29] Fortune Teller**
*What? A fish-man?!*
**[09:32] Rikka**
*If spirits do exist,*
**[09:35] Rikka**
* I'm sure I am haunted by*
* the remnants of my enemies.*
**[09:45] Fish Alien**
Chinjao! Chinjao rosu!
**[09:47] Fish Alien**
Green onions and chicken! Ramen!
**[10:01] Sekine**
Please rest well.
**[10:04] Rikka**
Fortune-telling results...
after these messages!
***SIGN*** The Little Lies We All Tell
***SIGN*** Fortune-telling results...
***SIGN*** after these messages!
**[10:12] Tsubasa**
The school festival, huh?
***SIGN*** Midsummer Outfit Season Is Over
**[10:16] Narrator**
The midsummer outfit season is over.
**[10:20] Sekine**
What should our class production
be for the festival?
**[10:23] Tsubasa**
Something safe, like a café.
**[10:26] Chiyo**
Oh, a café! That sounds wonderful!
**[10:29] Chiyo**
I've already gone ahead
and prepared outfits, just in case!
**[10:35] Rikka**
Welcome!
**[10:38] Chiyo**
Rikka-chan is the waitress!
**[10:41] Sekine**
Tried-and-true adorable.
**[10:42] Tsubasa**
It's impressive how wholesome it is.
**[10:45] Sekine**
Would you like some fresh-baked cookies?
**[10:48] Chiyo**
A rustic style for Sekine-san!
**[10:50] Rikka**
It's so cute!
**[10:52] Tsubasa**
That's Aunt Stella.
**[10:56] Chiyo**
A bellboy style for Tsubasa-san!
**[10:59] Sekine**
It fits oddly well.
**[11:01] Rikka**
So gallant!
**[11:04] Sekine**
Chiyo-san, what about you?
**[11:06] Chiyo**
Well, for me...
**[11:09] Chiyo**
Welcome home, ladies.
**[11:12] Rikka**
So cool!
**[11:14] Sekine**
Too handsome...
**[11:15] Tsubasa**
I've been outdone.
**[11:17] Chiyo**
If there are any other outfits
you'd like to try,
**[11:19] Chiyo**
please ask me any time you wish!
**[11:23] Rikka**
In that case, a mil—
***SIGN*** Military Uniform!
**[11:24] Chiyo**
But I just know a maid outfit
would suit you best, Rikka-chan!
**[11:27] Rikka**
...uniform...
***SIGN*** Military Uniform!
***SIGN*** Maid Outfit
**[11:30] Rikka**
I mean, I'd love to try on a maid outfit!
**[11:33] Narrator**
Colonel Rikka prioritizes friendship.
***SIGN*** The Little Lies We All Tell
**[11:36] Rikka**
*The Little Lies We All Tell.*
**[11:52] Sekine**
Chiyo-san, what are you sewing?
**[11:55] Chiyo**
A new outfit for Rikka-chan.
**[11:58] Sekine**
You made another one, huh?
**[12:00] Sekine**
You should wear one, too.
**[12:03] Chiyo**
But I... No, I...
**[12:05] Sekine**
Come on. Just try it.
**[12:08] Chiyo**
Oh, wait...
**[12:16] Chiyo**
How do I look?
**[12:19] Sekine**
* She looks like a person*
* who performs certain services.*
**[12:21] Narrator**
Bluntly stated.
**[12:31] Chiyo**
P-Please say something...
**[12:35] Sekine**
*What's the correct answer here?*
**[12:38] Tsubasa**
Morning. Hmm?
**[12:47] Tsubasa**
* It's someone who provides*
* adult entertainment!*
**[12:48] Narrator**
Fastball, dead center.
**[12:54] Tsubasa**
Um, Chiyo-san, it's...
**[12:58] Chiyo**
I'm sorry I put you in a tough spot.
**[13:01] Chiyo**
I knew it wouldn't suit me.
**[13:04] Sekine & Tsubasa**
*It does suit you, it's just...*
**[13:06] Sekine**
Chiyo-san, that's not it.
You'd get a lot of appointments!
**[13:10] Chiyo**
Appointments?
**[13:11] Narrator**
Sekine, flustered, blurts out
something terrible.
**[13:15] Tsubasa**
Wait, Sekine! I'll take it from here!
**[13:21] Tsubasa**
Chiyo-san, first, I want you to understand
**[13:24] Tsubasa**
that some call it the world's
oldest profession.
**[13:27] Tsubasa**
It's not something to be ashamed of,
**[13:28] Tsubasa**
and actually has the potential
of making many people happy...
**[13:31] Narrator**
The preamble is too long.
**[13:33] Rikka**
Wow, Chiyo-san! Where'd you get that outfit?
**[13:37] Rikka**
It's like you stepped out of
a picture book! It's so cute!
**[13:41] Chiyo**
Really?
**[13:44] Rikka**
Rikka never lies!
**[13:46] Sekine**
*You* constantly *lie.*
**[13:50] Rikka**
*What a wonderful beauty!*
**[13:52] Rikka**
* It's almost like she stepped*
* straight out of...*
***SIGN*** Safety and
cleanliness first
***SIGN*** No disrobing,
masks OK
***SIGN*** Best rates
in the area
***SIGN*** Make solid money with soft services!
***SIGN*** Wear cute uniforms!
***SIGN*** Transportation fee covered
***SIGN*** Inexperienced workers welcome
***SIGN*** No lessons needed
***SIGN*** Apply here
***SIGN*** 60-minute pack
starting at 10,000 Yen
***SIGN*** Inexperienced workers welcome!
***SIGN*** Start same-day
***SIGN*** Pay per day, high rates
***SIGN*** 60,000 yen per day possible
***SIGN*** Maids wanted!
***SIGN*** We are an establishment
where girls can work safely
**[13:55] Rikka**
*this book of pictures I found yesterday!*
**[13:57] Narrator**
Put it back!
***SIGN*** The Little Lies We All Tell
**[13:59] Rikka**
*The Little Lies We All Tell!*
***SIGN*** Bazaar: 1
***SIGN*** Shooting gallery: 4
***SIGN*** Café: 11
***SIGN*** Research Presentation: 1
***SIGN*** Food service: 2
***SIGN*** Haunted house: 5
**[14:02] Sekine**
I think we've gotten all the ideas down
for school festival productions.
***SIGN*** Class 2-B School Festival Production Ideas
**[14:07] Sekine**
The café idea is the most popular
right now, I think.
**[14:11] Sekine**
That said, we'd want to set ourselves apart
from the other classes somehow.
**[14:15] Sekine**
We can use the revenue for the after-party.
**[14:17] Rikka**
What are the other classes doing?
**[14:20] Chiyo**
Mostly sweets shops,
like crêpes and cookies.
**[14:24] Sekine**
In that case, perhaps we should go
for something a bit unorthodox.
**[14:30] Tsubasa**
I want to do a ninja mansion.
**[14:33] Sekine**
That does sound pretty unorthodox.
**[14:36] Students**
Sounds good. Let's just go with that.
**[14:39] Chiyo**
Wait, but...
***SIGN*** m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100
***SIGN*** FURIN KAZAN
Swift as the Wind
Still as the Forest
Daring as the Fire
Steady as the Mtn
**[14:43] Chiyo**
Welcome to the Ninja Mansion.
**[14:46] Chiyo**
This one shall be your guide, nin. Nin, nin!
**[14:50] Chiyo**
*I cannot allow that ninja to be.*
**[14:52] Chiyo**
* I'll accept anything*
* but the ninja mansion! Anything!*
**[14:55] Chiyo**
* I have to push for something different*
* with the same core idea...*
**[15:00] Chiyo**
Tsubasa-san!
**[15:02] Chiyo**
What about a Japanese-style café?
**[15:04] Tsubasa**
Japanese-style...
**[15:05] Sekine**
...café?
**[15:06] Chiyo**
If we served red bean soup and traditional
sweets, that would set us apart!
**[15:09] Sekine**
Welcome.
**[15:10] Chiyo**
It would be so wonderful!
Wonderful! *Wonderful!*
**[15:11] Tsubasa**
This way, please.
**[15:12] Rikka**
Yay! Welcome!
**[15:15] Tsubasa**
That's still just a café.
**[15:18] Narrator**
Chiyo's presentation is quickly shut down.
**[15:20] Sekine**
Who likes the ninja mansion idea?
***SIGN*** Class 2-B Production Ideas
Ninja Mansion
**[15:25] Sekine**
It's settled. Our class production is...
***SIGN*** Ninja Mansion
**[15:29] Narrator**
A ninja mansion.
**[15:31] Narrator**
She, like, can't stand the idea.
For all kinds of reasons.
**[15:38] Tsubasa**
I actually really love ninjas.
**[15:43] Tsubasa**
I seriously tried to become a ninja
when I was younger.
**[15:43] Young Tsuyoshi**
One! Two! Three!
**[15:46] Tsubasa**
Ninjas are super cool, after all.
**[15:49] Tsubasa**
I still kinda want to be one.
**[15:53] Chiyo**
* I-If she feels so strongly about this,*
* then I suppose I can...*
**[15:57] Tsubasa**
So I think my skills as a ninja
are pretty up there.
**[16:00] Chiyo**
*Huh?*
**[16:06] Tsubasa**
See how good my shuriken throwing is?
**[16:14] Tsubasa**
Chiyo-san, that's incredible...
You weren't even looking at the target!
**[16:18] Chiyo**
Oh, no, it's nothing.
**[16:20] Chiyo**
I mean, I'd say that's
the bare minimum level
**[16:22] Chiyo**
for someone who wants
to call themselves a ninja.
**[16:26] Narrator**
Her professional's spirit is leaking out.
**[16:28] Rikka**
You must have practiced a lot! Good for you!
**[16:31] Chiyo**
O-Oh, not at all. It's just
a basic skill for all ladies.
**[16:36] Narrator**
Define "lady."
**[16:38] Chiyo**
*Oh, no. I shouldn't have let that get to me.*
**[16:42] Chiyo**
*I already quit being a ninja.*
**[16:45] Chiyo**
* I'm spending the rest*
* of my days as a regular girl.*
**[16:49] Chiyo**
*No more shurikens!*
**[16:52] Tsubasa**
Damn, and I thought I was pretty good, too.
**[16:57] Sekine**
Tsubasa, that's enough.
**[17:01] Tsubasa**
I know! I'll do a thousand push-ups
before the day of the festival
**[17:05] Tsubasa**
so that I can get better
than Chiyo-san at the shuriken!
**[17:10] Chiyo**
*Oh, yeah?*
**[17:17] Tsubasa**
*It's true...*
**[17:18] Chiyo**
One hundred and fifty-six.
**[17:20] Tsubasa**
Yes, ma'am.
**[17:25] Tsubasa**
*I did say I was gonna do a thousand push-ups.*
**[17:28] Sekine & Rikka**
You can do it!
**[17:30] Chiyo**
One hundred and fifty-seven.
**[17:31] Tsubasa**
Yes, ma'am...
**[17:34] Tsubasa**
* But that was more like*
* a figurative declaration.*
**[17:38] Tsubasa**
* I wasn't literally going to do*
* a thousand push-ups...*
**[17:40] Chiyo**
One hundred and fifty-eight.
**[17:45] Chiyo**
Oh? I didn't hear your response.
**[17:49] Tsubasa**
Y-Yes, ma'am!
**[17:58] Chiyo**
Oh, dear.
**[18:00] Tsubasa**
I'm sorry. I can't do this anymore, ma'am.
**[18:03] Narrator**
The polite form comes out naturally.
**[18:05] Chiyo**
Oh. Well, Rikka-chan,
**[18:08] Chiyo**
can you help out Tsubasa-san...
**[18:10] Tsubasa**
*Is she going to give me water or something?*
**[18:12] Chiyo**
...by sitting on her back, please?
**[18:14] Rikka**
Yes!
**[18:21] Chiyo**
After you've thrown up,
that's when the real workout begins.
**[18:24] Tsubasa**
*Is she a demon?*
**[18:25] Rikka**
But I shouldn't be sitting on her back!
**[18:28] Tsubasa**
*Thank you, Rikka! Please get off!*
**[18:30] Rikka**
I'm too light!
**[18:33] Rikka**
It should be Sekine-chan!
**[18:37] Narrator**
Sekine knew that this was the Colonel's
honest and well-meaning suggestion.
**[18:42] Narrator**
She was telling only the truth.
**[18:47] Sekine**
Am I heavy, Tsubasa?
**[18:51] Rikka**
You can do it!
**[18:53] Chiyo**
You'd never find something like this heavy,
would you, Tsubasa-san?
**[18:58] Tsubasa**
It's not heavy at all! Ma'am!
**[19:00] Narrator**
He reads the room in two ways.
***SIGN*** Harakiri
***SIGN*** Shinobi
***SIGN*** Sukiyaki
**[19:03] Sekine**
Unfortunately, Tsubasa will be absent
due to muscle cramps.
***SIGN*** Target Range
***SIGN*** Tuna
***SIGN*** Ice
***SIGN*** Steak on Rice
***SIGN*** Furin Kazan
***SIGN*** Harakiri
***SIGN*** Shinobi
***SIGN*** Sukiyaki
***SIGN*** Furin Kazan
***SIGN*** Shaved
Ice
***SIGN*** Day of the School Festival
**[19:09] Sekine**
This was not at all unexpected.
**[19:15] Sekine**
Now we need someone to replace her...
**[19:19] Chiyo**
It would be my honor.
***SIGN*** 1-B Takoyaki
***SIGN*** Ninja Mansion Available 2-B
**[19:25] Mr. Brian**
Wow!
**[19:28] Mr. Brian**
2-B is doing a ninja mansion!
**[19:31] Rikka**
Oh, it's Mr. Brian, the English teacher!
***SIGN*** Welcome
**[19:34] Sekine & Students**
Welcome to the ninja mansion!
***SIGN*** Tuna
***SIGN*** Shaved Ice
**[19:50] Mr. Brian**
* They did a good job, but it's just*
* a classroom production, after all.*
**[19:53] Mr. Brian**
*I'll just overreact to humor them.*
**[19:57] Chiyo**
Mr. Brian,
**[19:59] Chiyo**
this one shall be your guide, nin. Nin, nin!
**[20:04] Mr. Brian**
What the hell is going on?!
**[20:11] Mr. Brian**
Oh, my gosh!
**[20:12] Mr. Brian**
No kidding!
**[20:14] Mr. Brian**
Marvelous! Japanese ninja!
**[20:18] Mr. Brian**
Amazing! Incredible!
**[20:23] Chiyo**
*I did it. I saw it through to the end.*
**[20:26] Chiyo**
But a friendship, once lost,
can never be recovered...
**[20:30] Sekine**
Why don't you just go apologize?
**[20:33] Chiyo**
But will she forgive me?
**[20:37] Sekine**
Well, you could bring along
something that Tsubasa likes.
**[20:41] Chiyo**
Something Tsubasa-san likes?
**[20:45] Chiyo**
I'm so...
**[20:47] Chiyo**
So very sorry.
**[20:50] Tsubasa**
It's fine. Please don't grovel like that.
**[20:54] Chiyo**
But...
**[20:56] Tsubasa**
I'm just glad you're back
to your normal self.
**[21:00] Chiyo**
Tsubasa-san...
**[21:02] Tsubasa**
I mean, I did miss the chance
to dress up as a ninja, but...
**[21:07] Chiyo**
As a token of my apology,
here is a set of ninja tools.
**[21:13] Chiyo**
It's my gift to you.
**[21:15] Tsubasa**
Really?
**[21:17] Tsubasa**
Wow... Thanks!
**[21:20] Tsubasa**
This blood-rust paint job
looks so realistic!
**[21:23] Tsubasa**
The chip here, and the
blade marks here, wow!
**[21:25] Narrator**
Try as she might, it wouldn't wash off.
***SIGN*** The Little Lies
We All Tell
**[21:28] Tsubasa**
*The Little Lies We All Tell!*
**[21:32] Tsubasa (Sister)**
It sold for a high price.
**[21:34] Tsuyoshi**
What are you doing?!
**[21:35] Tsuyoshi**
That was a gift!
***SIGN*** Next Episode Preview
***SIGN*** Day Duty:
Sekine
**[23:09] Tsubasa**
Let's do a proper "next
episode preview" this time.
**[23:11] Chiyo**
Yes. After all, next episode, we're
introducing the protagonist of the show!
**[23:16] Rikka**
The name is...
**[23:17] Chiyo**
Maskuma!
**[23:17] Rikka**
Space Octopus!
**[23:18] Chiyo**
It's "Maskuma"!
***SIGN*** #03: Surprise
**[23:19] Rikka**
It's "Space Octopus"!
**[23:21] Chiyo**
Maskuma!
**[23:22] Rikka**
Space Octopus!
**[23:22] Sekine**
Who cares...?
**[23:23] Chiyo**
Maskuma!