E6 - The Flour Chapter
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[00:02] Iroha; Kana; Chitose
Hello there!
[00:04] Iroha; Kana; Chitose
Bull's-eye!
[00:06] Iroha; Kana; Chitose
Nin-nin!
[00:07] Iroha; Kana; Chitose
We're Bullet Kunoichi!
[00:09] Kana
You know, something's been bothering me.
[00:11] Chitose
Oh? What is it?
[00:12] Kana
I want to get better at housecleaning,
[00:15] Kana
but if I get too good, the emperor of darkness
might notice me or something.
[00:21] Kana
He'll say,
[00:22] Kana
"If you're so good at cleaning, how about
you wipe out the human race for me?"
[00:24] Kana
What if he asks me that? What should I do?
[00:27] Chitose
How would we know?
[00:28] Chitose
You went from cleaning house to
becoming the destroyer of worlds!
[00:31] Iroha
Why can't you just get a little
better at cleaning instead?
[00:35] Kana
That's easy for you to say.
[00:38] [SONG] all
Yeah!
[00:38] [SONG] Yomogi
So, what's comedy?
[00:39] [SONG] Yayoi
Yo!
[00:40] [SONG] Yuzu
Tough question, for me
[00:41] [SONG] Yayoi
What could it be?
It's too far out to see!
[00:42] [SONG] Yuzu & Yomogi
Be! See!
[00:43] [SONG] Yomogi
Boke and tsukkomi, in the zone
[00:43] [SONG] Yayoi
Ye ye, in the zone!
[00:45] [SONG] Yuzu
We got god-tier jokes on the horizon
[00:45] [SONG] Yayoi & Yomogi
God! Horizon!
[00:47] [SONG] Kana
Wanna see us split into bunshin
[00:47] [SONG] Iroha & Chitose
Yeah!
[00:48] [SONG] Iroha & Chitose
Bullets!
[00:48] [SONG] Kana
And hear gags flying at you like bullets?
[00:50] [SONG] Kana
Leave it to comedy ninjas!
[00:51] [SONG] Iroha & Chitose
Nin-nin!
[00:51] [SONG] Saeka
High society, celebrity
[00:51] [SONG] Hikari & Mako
High! Celebrity!
[00:53] [SONG] Saeka
The cleanest jokes are our priority
[00:54] [SONG] Hikari & Mako
Priority!
[00:56] [SONG] Miyu
Yeah, Akudare, making you all laugh
[00:56] [SONG] Hina & Misao
Yeah!
[00:57] [SONG] Hina & Misao
Ah! Ah!
[00:58] [SONG] Miyu
Conquerors from Earth to heaven and back
[00:58] [SONG] Hina & Misao
Conquerors from Earth to heaven and back!
[01:00] [SONG] Yuina
We. Are. The. Invaders. Yo.
[01:01] [SONG] Chihori & Mone
Ah Invaders
[01:02] [SONG] Chihori & Mone
That should tell you all you need to know
[01:03] [SONG] Chihori & Mone
Need to know!
[01:04] [SONG] all Young Wai-Wai
Yeah!
[01:04] [SONG] Yuzu
Shake it up, Wai-Wai!
[01:04] [SONG] all Young Wai-Wai
Wai-Wai!
[01:05] [SONG] Yomogi
Heat up the timeline!
[01:06] [SONG] all Young Wai-Wai
Timeline!
[01:06] [SONG] Yayoi
Scramble for the win,
we won't give up our pride
[01:08] [SONG] all Young Wai-Wai
Pride!
[01:09] [SONG] Yomogi
Found a new line
[01:09] [SONG] all Young Wai-Wai
Oh!
[01:09] [SONG] Yuzu
Gonna sweep the prime time
[01:11] [SONG] all Young Wai-Wai
Oh!
[01:11] [SONG] Yayoi
Who's on top then?
[01:12] [SONG] all Young Wai-Wai
Gotta take the Teppen!
[01:12] [SONG] Kana; Saeka; Miyu; Yuina
Take it to the top
[01:14] [SONG] all call
Doin' it for real!
[01:15] [SONG] Kana; Saeka
We'll show you, giving everything
we got, oh yeah
[01:16] [SONG] all call
Oh yeah
[01:17] [SONG] Miyu; Yuina
Gonna face the challenge head-on
[01:17] [SONG] all call
Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah!
[01:19] [SONG] Kana; Saeka; Miyu; Yuina
Running straight ahead
[01:19] [SONG] all call
Yo! Yo! Yo!
[01:21] [SONG] Young Wai-Wai
Take it to the top
[01:21] [SONG] all call
Yeah that's right!
[01:23] [SONG] Young Wai-Wai
It's show
[01:24] [SONG] Yomogi
Don't slow down to hear them
call you funny, not a day
[01:26] [SONG] Yuzu
You'll never reach the top that way
[01:26] [SONG] all call
Ah! Ah! Ah! Oh yeah!
[01:28] [SONG] Yayoi
You know it's true, what we say
[01:30] [SONG] all call
Hey!
[01:31] [SONG] all sing
But this isn't about us just getting a laugh
[01:34] [SONG] all call
Yeah! Yeah!
[01:37] [SONG] all sing
That's not why we're here
It's much bigger, bigger than all that
[01:40] [SONG] all call
All that
[01:41] [SONG] all sing
We want to get
[01:41] [SONG] all call
We want to get, yeah!
[01:44] [SONG] all sing
At last the genuine reason
we're living in this world
[01:44] [SONG] all call
At last the genuine reason
we're living in this world
[01:49] [SONG] all sing
Yeah if we are the ones
that are making you laugh
[01:49] [SONG] all call
Ye! Ye! Ye! Ye! Ye! Ye! Ye! Ye!
[01:54] [SONG] all sing
We gotta go so hard it'll really,
really give us that, you know?
[01:58] [SONG] all sing
Top of the laugh
[01:58] [SONG] all call
Top of the laugh Ye~ah!
[02:01] [SONG] all sing
At last we're gonna give it our all, our way.
We're gonna make it to the top one day!
[02:01] [SONG] all call
At last we're gonna give it our all, our way,
oh! We're gonna make it to the top one day!
[02:06] [SONG] Yayoi
Aw yeah!
SIGN The Flour Chapter
[02:10] Seiji
All right, then. See you later.
[02:11] Yayoi
Good luck at the World Maximum Power Outlet!
[02:15] Yomogi
No, it's the World Mammoth Museum. Right?
[02:18] Kana
Huh? It's the Wanbada Moscow Mule Contest.
[02:20] Seiji
That's totally wrong!
[02:21] Seiji
World Muscle Coliseum!
[02:23] Seiji
It's in America. It's the most influential
bodybuilding contest in the world!
[02:29] Iroha
Gimme two years, and I'll be there.
[02:31] Seiji
Step on up when you're ready, girl.
[02:35] Yomogi
You'll be gone four days?
[02:36] Seiji
Right. I'm a little worried about you,
so I planned a tight schedule.
[02:41] Seiji
Be good while I'm gone, okay?
[02:42] Kana
Just sail off like you're on a Black Ship
and leave the rest to us.
[02:45] Chitose
Is he going to open the
country or something?
[02:47] Seiji
Just don't make a mess or
get into any trouble, okay?
[02:51] Iroha
You worry too much!
[02:52] Yayoi
It's only four days. It'll be fine.
[02:54] Yayoi
Right, Yuzu?
[02:55] Yuzu
Huh? Um, yeah.
[02:57] Yayoi
What's wrong, Yuzu?
[02:59] Yuzu
N-Nothing. It's only four days.
No problem at all!
[03:04] Seiji
Yeah, I'm sure you're right.
[03:06] Yuzu; Yayoi; Yomogi; Iroha; Kana; Chitose
Have a safe trip!
[03:10] Chitose
What are you talking about?
[03:11] Chitose
What are you talking about?
[03:13] Chitose
Why a toothbrush?
[03:14] Iroha
It's great that you're
practicing your comebacks,
[03:16] Iroha
but don't get too carried away, Chitose.
[03:19] Iroha
Remember, since Seiji-san is gone,
we have to make our own meals, too.
[03:24] Chitose
If we split the work,
we'll figure something out.
[03:27] Chitose
I bet Celebri-Tea could
make something amazing.
[03:30] Chitose
At least their men in black will.
[03:31] Iroha
Oh right, those men in black.
[03:33] Chitose
Seiji-san sure is a worrywart, though.
[03:36] Chitose
The dorm isn't going to get trashed
or destroyed in just four days.
[03:41] Iroha
What's wrong?
[03:43] Kana
Spider! A spider!
[03:44] Kana
A spider which is a man!
[03:45] Iroha
Relax, Kana! It might be female!
[03:48] Kana
That doesn't matter!
[03:50] Kana
A weapon! I need a weapon!
[03:52] Kana
I don't do spiders!
[03:54] Chitose
You need something hard!
[03:55] Iroha
How about this?
[03:56] Kana
Thanks!
[03:56] Chitose
Huh? Hey!
[03:57] Kana
Chesuto!
[04:05] Kana
Uh...
[04:07] Chitose
What are we gonna do about this?
[04:10] Iroha
What can we do?
[04:12] Iroha
When Seiji-san comes back,
we'll just have to apologize.
[04:15] Chitose
That won't be enough!
[04:17] Chitose
You know how protective
Seiji-san is of this place!
[04:20] Chitose
If he finds out...
[04:21] Iroha
I-If he finds out?
[04:23] Seiji
Get to work!
[04:26] Chitose; Iroha; Kana
It's too heavy!
[04:27] Chitose
That'll totally happen.
[04:29] Iroha
We're in serious trouble!
[04:31] Kana
Then our only hope is to repair it.
[04:34] Iroha
Kana?
[04:35] Chitose
Where'd that uniform come from?
[04:37] Kana
Full disclosure, my uncle
is a famous carpenter.
[04:40] Kana
I started helping him out
at work when I was a kid.
[04:44] Chitose
Huh. I never knew that.
[04:46] Kana
Yeah, so repairing this
will be a piece of cake.
[04:49] Iroha
I've never seen Kana so responsible before!
[04:51] Kana
I'll show you what I can do.
[04:58] Kana
Well, that was a good day's work.
[05:01] Chitose
What have you done?!
[05:03] Iroha
Don't make it sound like a joke!
[05:05] Chitose
That's even bigger than the first hole!
[05:07] Chitose
Are you sure you helped your uncle?
[05:09] Kana
Yeah. Until I was about three.
[05:11] Chitose
You were just a baby! If you'd been a
digital monster, you'd still be a ball!
[05:15] Kana
I couldn't help it!
[05:16] Kana
If I'd kept at it, I would've eventually
become the genius carpentry artist
[05:20] Kana
in charge of building the
European royal palace.
[05:23] Kana
But I couldn't speak European,
so I decided to stop helping out.
[05:27] Chitose
You've been daydreaming like
this since you were three?!
[05:30] Iroha
Fine. I'll take care of it myself, then.
[05:33] Kana
Iroha-senpai!
[05:34] Chitose
Iroha, are you up to that?
[05:36] Iroha
I never told you, but I've done
tons of construction work before.
[05:40] Kana
Really?
[05:41] Iroha
Yeah, in video games.
[05:42] Chitose
Video games?!
[05:43] Iroha
But I'm our only hope now. Just trust me!
[05:47] Iroha
Here I go!
[05:57] Iroha
Real life isn't like a video game.
[06:00] Chitose
Yeah. You can't restart.
[06:03] Miyu
Hey! It's almost time for supper!
[06:06] Chitose
We'd better go.
[06:08] Kana
Yeah, yeah.
[06:09] Kana
There's still time before
the manager returns.
[06:11] Kana
We'll figure something out.
SIGN Young Wai-Wai
[06:15] Hina
Supper's almost ready.
[06:17] Yayoi
Okay, just a minute.
[06:20] Yayoi
Yuzu, what's wrong?
[06:23] Yayoi
Are you sure you're okay?
[06:24] Yuzu
Yeah, I'm fine.
[06:27] Yuzu
I knew I was getting a canker sore.
[06:30] Yuzu
Darn it. Even talking hurts.
[06:33] Yomogi
Yuzu, do you have a
stomachache or something?
[06:36] Yuzu
Not at all. I'll be out in a second.
[06:40] Yuzu
We still have to practice,
so I don't want to distract them.
[06:44] Yayoi
Something is definitely wrong.
Is she keeping a secret from us?
[06:49] Yomogi
Maybe something she's afraid to talk about.
[06:51] Yomogi
Money problems or something?
[06:53] Yayoi
We can't let her suffer alone!
[06:55] Yayoi
We gotta figure out what
it is and help her fix it.
[06:58] Yomogi
You're right. That's what friends are for.
[07:01] Mone
Eh? Your stagehands are all gone?
[07:04] Saeka
They all took time off and
left for vacation yesterday.
[07:08] Hikari
It's just like you to offer
them benefits, Saeka!
[07:12] Saeka
But I'm a little perturbed
by your reactions.
[07:15] Saeka
Did you think we can't prepare a
decent meal without our attendants?
[07:22] Mone
I did.
[07:22] Yuina
I did.
[07:23] Misao
I did.
[07:24] Hina
I did.
[07:25] Miyu
I did!
[07:25] Misao
Don't say it out loud!
[07:27] Saeka
Very well, then.
[07:28] Saeka
We will make you thoroughly understand
that we aren't simply useless celebrities.
[07:33] Saeka
Is everything prepared?
[07:34] Mako
Of course!
[07:36] Chihori
I'm looking forward to trying
an Earthling celebrity meal.
[07:39] Misao
A celebrity meal? You know what
that's gotta be, right, Hina?
[07:42] Hina
A high-class meal in
Ibaraki would be a melon.
[07:45] Mone
For melons, you gotta go to Hokkaido.
[07:48] Yuina
Mm-hmm. Yubari melons are the best in Japan!
[07:50] Miyu
You amateurs wouldn't understand.
[07:52] Mone
Hmm? What'd you say?
[07:54] Miyu
Ibaraki is the largest
producer of melons in Japan.
[07:57] Miyu
It's been that way for 20 years.
[07:58] Miyu
Melons are the proud local
delicacy of Ibaraki!
[08:01] Mone
Huh. But are Ibaraki melons even famous?
[08:05] Miyu
They're totally famous! You've never
heard of the Ibaraking melon?
[08:09] Yuina
Sorry, I haven't.
[08:11] Miyu
What the heck is wrong with you!
[08:16] Miyu
Misao, Hina.
[08:17] Miyu
I guess I'm gonna have to do stand-up
[08:20] Miyu
in this costume to promote Ibaraki melons!
[08:22] Misao
Oh, no, you ain't.
[08:24] Misao
If you go on stage looking like a ball,
nobody will listen to the jokes!
[08:27] Miyu
Oh, that's cold!
[08:28] Miyu
You really gonna let Hokkaido
steal our melons' citizenship?
[08:31] Hina
I kinda don't care.
[08:33] Miyu
Ugh...
[08:33] Misao
It's ready!
[08:35] Chihori
Celeb dinner time!
[08:37] Mone
What is it?
[08:39] Saeka
Nagoya's famous Taiwan
ramen, Brazilian style.
[08:42] Misao
Huh? What?
[08:44] Yomogi
You stuffed three different
place names into that line.
[08:47] Saeka
There, there. Don't be so picky.
Please help yourselves.
[08:51] Yuina
Delicious!
[08:52] Kana
I've never had it before,
but the flavor is so familiar.
[08:55] Saeka
I never had it, either, until I
became friends with Mako.
[09:00] Hikari
She said, "I'll show you a celeb
delicacy you've never had before,"
[09:03] Hikari
and introduced us to Taiwan ramen.
[09:06] Saeka
It was as if the ingredients and seasonings
weren't blending, but were battling.
[09:10] Saeka
What an exhilarating flavor!
[09:11] Saeka
One mouthful would be so rich with
flavor you'd want to drink water,
[09:14] Saeka
but instead you'd go for another!
Mysteriously appealing!
[09:17] Saeka
I've eaten all kinds of world-class
cuisine since childhood,
[09:20] Saeka
but I assure you I've never had anything
quite as appealing as Taiwan ramen!
[09:25] Mako
I don't think I can stand all this praise.
[09:28] Hikari
If you've never had junk food,
the flavor is a revelation.
[09:32] Mone
It is actually pretty good,
but what part of it is Brazilian?
[09:36] Saeka
That was...
[09:37] Saeka
The cook who taught me the recipe
practiced jiu-jitsu as a hobby.
SIGN Gureishii Brothers
[09:41] Misao
Brazilian jiu-jitsu?!
[09:44] Yayoi
What's wrong, Yuzu? Aren't you eating?
[09:47] Yomogi
It's got a funny name,
but it's actually good.
[09:49] Yuzu
Eh? No, I'm good.
[09:51] Yuzu
If I eat that with this
canker sore, I'm a goner!
[09:55] Yayoi; Yomogi
Does that mean... she's on a diet?!
[09:58] Yayoi
She doesn't look like
she's gained any weight,
[10:00] Yayoi
but sometimes people get
really self-conscious!
[10:02] Yomogi
I get it. She's hearing the sirens
from the diet police inside her head!
[10:06] Yayoi
We need to make her realize
she doesn't need a diet.
[10:10] Yayoi
And for that...
[10:12] Yayoi
Oh, by the way, have you lost weight, Yuzu?
[10:15] Yuzu
Huh?
[10:15] Yomogi
Yeah, totally! For a second, I thought
you were a twig sitting there!
[10:19] Yomogi
We just gotta flatter her.
Even if it's obvious. Keep flattering!
[10:22] Yayoi
Skinny things... What else is skinny?
[10:24] Yayoi
Yeah, I thought she was a loose thread!
[10:27] Yomogi
Nanofiber! So skinny I almost
didn't see you at all!
[10:31] Yuzu
Oh, no. Are they concerned about me?
[10:33] Yuzu
Are they worried
I'm not feeling well?
[10:36] Yuzu
In that case, I gotta eat!
[10:43] Yayoi
Yuzu!
[10:44] Yomogi
What's wrong?
[10:45] Yayoi
It must be guilt! The guilt of eating
high-calorie food while on diet!
[10:50] Yayoi
The guilt has turned into a poison
that's eating her instead!
[10:54] Yomogi
This can't be happening!
[10:56] Miyu
Thank you for the food.
[10:58] Mako
How was it?
[10:59] Misao
I'll admit it's good, but it's still
junk food. It wasn't enough for supper.
[11:04] Mone
One more dish would be nice.
[11:07] Saeka
I thought you would say that.
[11:09] Miyu
You mean...?
[11:10] Saeka
Of course I have something else ready.
[11:12] Saeka
A Nagoya delicacy. Hitsumabushi eel!
[11:18] Saeka
I procured the highest-quality
eel for you all to enjoy!
[11:25] Kana
I believe they're still alive, ma'am.
[11:27] Saeka
I wanted to serve you the
freshest ingredients possible.
[11:30] Mako; Hikari
Oof!
[11:32] Mako
What the...?! It's all slimy!
[11:34] Hikari
Aah!
[11:35] Hikari
Mako, it went that way!
[11:37] Mako
I just had it!
[11:38] Saeka
Hello, eels, would you mind
joining us over here?
[11:41] Hikari
They can't understand you!
[11:45] Saeka
Eels, would you kindly
stop being so slippery?
[11:50] Hikari
They can't stop being eels!
[11:52] Saeka
Please accept my apologies.
[11:54] Saeka
Let's save the eel dish for another time.
[11:57] Iroha; Kana; Chitose; Hina; Miyu; Misao; Chihori; Mone; Yuina
Yeah, let's.
[12:04] Kana
Huh?
[12:06] Chitose
Kana? Good. You came to.
[12:09] Kana
Where are we?
[12:11] Chitose
It appears we've been locked up.
[12:14] Kana
That's one heck of an escalation!
SIGN Teppen!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
[12:21] Chitose
It won't work.
[12:23] Chitose
There's no way we can cover it up.
SIGN 2. Insist that a titan attacked on us.
SIGN Manager -> A titan would make international news!
SIGN 3. Oh, do those look like holes? They're for bubble tea. (^^)v lolol
SIGN Manager -> They're a little big for that!!
SIGN 1. Make him believe that "ruins" is a new design concept for the room.
SIGN Manager -> You can't do that with my room!
[12:25] Iroha
We can't talk our way
out of a disaster this big.
[12:29] Kana
There isn't even room to lay out our futons.
[12:31] Iroha
We'll have to make an honest apology.
SIGN 1. Make him believe that "ruins" is a new design concept for the room.
SIGN Manager -> You can't do that with my room!
SIGN 2. Insist that a titan attacked on us.
SIGN Manager -> A titan would make international news!
SIGN 3. Oh, do those look like holes? They're for bubble tea (^ ^)v lolol
SIGN Manager -> They're a little big for that!!
[12:33] Iroha
Seiji-san isn't a monster. He'll forgive us.
[12:37] Kana
I'm a little peckish.
[12:41] Kana
Let's see.
[12:43] Kana
Oh! Found the fridge.
[12:46] Kana
Hee-heheh-heheh.
[12:53] Chitose
Kana?
[12:54] Iroha
What happened?
[12:56] Iroha
Um...
[12:58] Iroha
Stairs?
[13:04] Chitose
Is this...
[13:06] Iroha
A weight room!
[13:09] Iroha
Look at all this stuff!
[13:15] Chitose
Hey, how do we open it?
[13:18] Iroha
Hold on a second.
SIGN This is Seiji's
S E C R E T ♥♥♥
weight room.
Trespassers will be locked up until they turn into zombies.
tee-hee♥
[13:23] Iroha
What a weird way to use hearts.
[13:27] Iroha
Where's Kana?
[13:34] Chitose
That's what happened.
[13:36] Kana
No way!
[13:37] Chitose
I mean, an underground weight room is fine,
[13:40] Chitose
but what's the point of
punishing trespassers?
[13:42] Kana
Where's Iroha-senpai?
[13:44] Chitose
Oh...
[13:47] Chitose
She gave up and started lifting.
[13:52] Iroha
Why don't you try it, Kana?
[13:53] Kana
She's so full of energy.
SIGN 1. Make him believe that "ruins" is a new design concept for the room.
SIGN Manager -> You can't do that with my room!
SIGN 2. Insist that a titan attacked on us.
SIGN Manager -> A titan would make international news!
SIGN 3. Oh, do those look like holes? They're for bubble tea (^ ^)v lolol
SIGN Manager -> They're a little big for that!!
[13:58] Yayoi
What's this all about?
[13:59] Yomogi
I don't know.
[14:00] Yayoi
By the way, I haven't seen the Bullet
Kunoichi girls since morning.
[14:04] Yayoi
Where did they go?
[14:06] Yomogi
You're right. That's weird.
[14:08] Miyu
Kansai is full of natto-haters.
[14:11] Miyu
Maybe they were cursed by the God of Natto.
[14:13] Yomogi
What happens if you're cursed
by the God of Natto?
[14:17] Miyu
What happens is...
[14:18] Miyu
When you go to wash your face in the morning,
[14:21] Miyu
natto pours out of the faucet, all stringy
and sticky, and then it never turns off!
[14:27] Yomogi
That's simply terrifying.
[14:29] Mone
It's ready.
SIGN Chopsticks
[14:31] Yuina
Hokkaido-style zangi!
[14:33] Chihori; Yuina
Come and get it!
[14:35] Mone
Come and get it.
[14:36] Yayoi
Wow! That karaage looks delicious!
[14:38] Mone
It isn't karaage. It's zangi.
[14:40] Yayoi
Huh? Isn't it fried chicken?
[14:43] Mone
It is fried chicken. That's why it's zangi.
[14:46] Yayoi
But fried chicken is called karaage.
[14:48] Mone
When you're from Hokkaido
and you fry chicken, it's zangi!
[14:52] Mone
A robot might use a "beam saber,"
[14:55] Mone
but when a knight with psychic powers
holds it, it becomes a "light saber," right?
[14:58] Mone
It's the same thing.
[15:00] Miyu
Okay. But if someone from Hokkaido fries it,
[15:02] Miyu
and someone from Ibaraki
serves it, what is it then?
[15:05] Chihori
The contradictions of its existence
would probably make it self-destruct.
[15:09] Misao
What a waste of good chicken!
[15:11] Yuina
Wh-Why are you saying it to me?
[15:16] Mako
Hey, this is super delicious!
[15:18] Saeka
Yes, it is very juicy.
[15:22] Miyu
Yummy!
[15:23] Mone
Oh, good. I was worried the
flavor would be a mess, too.
[15:28] Yomogi
Sounds like there's something behind that.
[15:31] Yuina
Actually, we don't cook
much to begin with, so...
[15:37] Yomogi
Ahh...
[15:39] Yomogi
That's trouble.
[15:40] Yuina
We're sorry.
[15:41] Yayoi
All good! All good! If we clean
up together, it'll be a snap!
[15:45] Yuina
Th-That's okay. We'll take care of it.
[15:48] Yuina
Seiji-san would freak out if he came
back and found Takako-so all messed up.
[15:53] Yuina
We should take responsibility
for what we did.
[15:56] Yuina
Right, Mone?
[15:59] Mone
Sorry. I have to go bring
an end to the Empire.
[16:02] Yuina
Don't try to run away!
[16:05] Chihori
Sorry! I have to go defeat a space monster.
[16:08] Yuina
You're trying to get out of it, too?
[16:10] Yuina
You shouldn't lie like that!
[16:12] Chihori
Huh? But it isn't a lie.
[16:16] Yomogi
Yuzu?
SIGN Sancho All-Purpose Flour
Sancho
Flour
Udon • Okonomiyaki • Tempura
[16:22] Yayoi
The bath is a problem, though.
[16:24] Yayoi
I couldn't get in yesterday
with all the eels.
[16:27] Yayoi
I really want a bath today.
[16:29] Yuina
What?
[16:33] Yuina
What the heck are you doing?
[16:34] Hina
Gathering materials.
[16:36] Hina
Miyu said, "If we can't use the bath,
we'll make a new one." See?
[16:42] Miyu
A bath made to Mito Komon Neo specs!
[16:44] Misao
But lumber's really expensive now,
so we decided to use what we had on hand.
[16:49] Yuina
You still can't tear up the floor, though!
[16:52] Hina
How many more planks?
[16:54] Yuina
I just said you can't tear up the floor!
[17:00] Miyu
I beg you!
[17:01] Miyu
I'm serious!
[17:02] Hikari
P-Please, stop begging. Get up.
[17:05] Saeka
You want us to use the
bath you made? Really?
[17:10] Miyu
Yeah! It's gotta be you guys!
[17:13] Saeka
But we were about to go capture the eels.
[17:17] Saeka
Why don't you use the bath yourself?
[17:20] Miyu
No way!
[17:21] Miyu
A Mito Komon Neo bath scene
needs to have sex appeal!
[17:25] Miyu
But I don't have any,
darn it! Zero sex appeal.
[17:27] Miyu
Look! Just look at this!
[17:30] Mako
Okay, fine. I guess I could
put some skin in that game.
[17:35] Miyu
I wasn't asking you, Mako.
[17:36] Miyu
I'm asking Saeka and Hikari.
[17:38] Mako
Why?! Just use me!
[17:40] Miyu
You aren't taking Mito Komon Neo's
bath scenes seriously!
[17:43] Miyu
You're hopelessly unsexy, and that
flat chest wouldn't do the job!
[17:47] Mako
Grr! How can you tell
me I'm hopelessly unsexy!
[17:53] Yomogi
Yuzu was totally staring at that
bag of flour in the kitchen.
[17:57] Yomogi
I think I figured out what's bothering her.
[18:00] Yayoi
The flour... is it about Konamons?
[18:03] Yomogi
Yup.
[18:04] Yomogi
Your uncle runs an okonomiyaki restaurant.
My family makes takoyaki.
[18:08] Yomogi
That's why we named our duo
Konamons, or "Flour People."
[18:10] Yomogi
But Yuzu isn't associated with
any kind of powdery substance.
[18:12] Yomogi
Is she trying to acquire a powder of her own?
[18:16] Yomogi
But a powder that isn't for
okonomiyaki or takoyaki...
[18:19] Yayoi; Yomogi
That dangerous white powder!
[18:21] Yayoi
Oh, no! That stuff will get her arrested!
[18:24] Yomogi
But it's the only possible explanation.
[18:26] Yomogi
The flour bag in the kitchen must
actually have the bad stuff in it!
SIGN Sancho All-Purpose Flour
Sancho
Flour
Udon • Okonomiyaki • Tempura
[18:30] Yomogi
She's hiding it in there!
[18:32] Yayoi
Then the reason the Bullet
Kunoichi girls disappeared
SIGN Ahahahaha!
[18:36] Yayoi
is because they figured out Yuzu's secret?
[18:40] Yomogi
Yuzu, what have you done?
[18:44] Yayoi
Still, even if she bears that guilt,
I want to stand by Yuzu!
[18:50] Yomogi
That's right. We're the
only allies Yuzu has!
[18:56] Yomogi
Who's there?
[18:57] Chihori
That's so moving!
[18:59] Yayoi; Yomogi
Chihori-chan?!
[19:03] Chitose
Nobody's come to rescue us.
[19:05] Chitose
Are we gonna be stuck here
until Seiji-san gets back?
[19:08] Kana
I'm sick of protein drinks.
[19:11] Kana
Why are protein drinks the only food here?
[19:13] Iroha
There's some protein cookies, too.
[19:16] Kana
I hate those. They're way too dry.
[19:18] Iroha
You'll never build any muscle
if you're that picky.
[19:21] Kana
But I don't want muscle.
[19:23] Kana
Ah... ugh!
[19:27] Chitose
Kana?
[19:30] Chitose
Kana!
[19:31] Iroha
Oh, no! You can't down a
protein cookie in one bite!
[19:34] Chitose
She needs water! Water!
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S E C R E T ♥♥♥
weight room.
Trespassers will be locked up until
they turn into zombies.
tee-hee♥
[19:36] Iroha
We don't have any!
[19:38] Hikari; Mako
We're done!
[19:41] Saeka
That was exhausting.
[19:42] Hikari
But now we should be able to
make hitsumabushi tomorrow.
[19:46] Miyu
Just a little more!
[19:47] Hina
I'm so exhausted.
[19:50] Yuzu
It got better!
[19:51] Yuzu
Oh, good. I guess that vitamin drink helped.
[19:55] Chitose
Kana! We can't let you die here!
[19:58] Iroha
Cough it up! Kana!
[20:00] Chihori
Here, use this.
[20:02] Yayoi
What is it?
[20:03] Chihori
A pistol-style multipurpose weapon
of mass destruction. The RX-EVA-999.
[20:07] Yomogi
Those exist in this setting?
[20:09] Yayoi
Oh, cool. You'll let us use it?
[20:12] Chihori
If you're going to fight for
your friend, you need power, right?
[20:15] Chihori
Use it however you like.
[20:17] Yayoi
Okay, but how does it work?
[20:21] Yuzu
Yayoi! Yomogi!
[20:23] Yayoi
Yuzu?!
[20:23] Yuzu
Sorry if I made you worry.
[20:25] Yuzu
The truth is, in my mouth...
[20:27] Yayoi
Ah! A spider!
[20:31] Miyu
Perfect!
[20:34] Yuina
We're finally done!
[20:46] Seiji
I wonder if they're doing all right.
[20:53] Seiji
Wha—!
[20:55] Seiji
This can't...
[21:00] Yayoi
Oh, Seiji-san!
[21:02] Yuina
Welcome home!
[21:05] Seiji
What the hell happened?!
[21:10] Iroha
So you didn't get any better at cleaning.
[21:13] Kana
It'll never happen. My head was in the clouds.
[21:16] Kana
I a-spidered to a web-el beyond my reach.
[21:19] Chitose
Trying to be a wise guy, huh?
[21:21] Chitose
Let's wrap it up.
[21:23] Iroha; Kana; Chitose
Thank you!
[21:26] Iroha
Will it ever end?
[21:27] Miyu
My cypress bath...
[21:28] Misao
I can't take this any more.
[21:29] Hina
I'm exhausted.
[21:30] Mone
There's no way we can do this by ourselves!
[21:33] Seiji
All right, quit moving your lips
and start using your hands!
[21:36] Yayoi
What was that ray gun for, anyway?
[21:39] Chihori
Well, it turns out the space
monster alert was a false alarm.
[21:43] Yayoi
Oh. I don't get it, but I guess that's good.
[21:51] Kana
Sp-sp-sp-sp-sp-sp...
[21:52] Kana
Spiderspiderspiderspiderspiderspider...
[21:54] Kana
Spider!
[22:00] Yayoi
Seiji-san, are you okay?
[22:02] Miyu
What a mess.
[22:05] [SONG] Lead
Go! We want to live life to
the fullest. Yeah, we're serious!
[22:09] [SONG] back
Rat-tat-tat-tat-tat Teppen!
[22:16] [SONG] lead
Hi! Hi! Hello! Let's get
on with the show today.
[22:19] [SONG] lead
We've just got four minutes, but we
hope you hear everything that we say.
[22:22] [SONG] back
Hey there cutie, hey there cutie,
didn't even miss a beat there, cutie.
[22:24] [SONG] lead
We hope you enjoy the show today.
[22:27] [SONG] lead
Here at home with you, in your living room,
we'll put a twinkle into your eyes.
[22:33] [SONG] lead
We've all dreamed to see if we could be
on a stage so free. Now it's a reality!
[22:42] [SONG] lead
Keep laughing! Keep laughing! Ha-ha-ing!
[22:45] [SONG] lead
It's all good when we're laughing together.
[22:48] [SONG] lead
If we bomb, slip, even if we cry,
so what! That's still part of our destiny.
[22:53] [SONG] lead
Keep laughing! Keep laughing! Ha-ha-ing!
[22:56] [SONG] lead
We'll hit it big if we
keep laughing together.
[22:59] [SONG] lead
We never knew that life
could ever be like this,
[23:02] [SONG] lead
and now that we're going, you know
there's no way we'll ever stop!
[23:05] [SONG] lead
We want to live life to
the fullest. Yeah, we're serious!
[23:09] [SONG] back
Rat-tat-tat-tat-tat Teppen!
[23:10] [SONG] lead
All of our searching, all of our
training is fading out into the past.
[23:16] [SONG] lead
But to us now, those memories
will always be so precious.
[23:22] [SONG] lead
All of the tears, all of the pain,
rewriting life with our own words.
[23:27] [SONG] lead
We want to laugh it all away with you,
right up to the end. And that's a wrap!
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