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E6 - The Flour Chapter

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[00:02] Iroha; Kana; Chitose
    Hello there!
[00:04] Iroha; Kana; Chitose
    Bull's-eye!
[00:06] Iroha; Kana; Chitose
    Nin-nin!
[00:07] Iroha; Kana; Chitose
    We're Bullet Kunoichi!
[00:09] Kana
    You know, something's been bothering me.
[00:11] Chitose
    Oh? What is it?
[00:12] Kana
    I want to get better at housecleaning,
[00:15] Kana
    but if I get too good, the emperor of darkness
     might notice me or something.
[00:21] Kana
    He'll say,
[00:22] Kana
    "If you're so good at cleaning, how about
    you wipe out the human race for me?"
[00:24] Kana
    What if he asks me that? What should I do?
[00:27] Chitose
    How would we know?
[00:28] Chitose
    You went from cleaning house to
    becoming the destroyer of worlds!
[00:31] Iroha
    Why can't you just get a little
     better at cleaning instead?
[00:35] Kana
    That's easy for you to say.
[00:38] [SONG] all
    Yeah!
[00:38] [SONG] Yomogi
    So, what's comedy?
[00:39] [SONG] Yayoi
    Yo!
[00:40] [SONG] Yuzu
    Tough question, for me
[00:41] [SONG] Yayoi
    What could it be?
    It's too far out to see!
[00:42] [SONG] Yuzu & Yomogi
    Be! See!
[00:43] [SONG] Yomogi
    Boke and tsukkomi, in the zone
[00:43] [SONG] Yayoi
    Ye ye, in the zone!
[00:45] [SONG] Yuzu
    We got god-tier jokes on the horizon
[00:45] [SONG] Yayoi & Yomogi
    God! Horizon!
[00:47] [SONG] Kana
    Wanna see us split into bunshin
[00:47] [SONG] Iroha & Chitose
    Yeah!
[00:48] [SONG] Iroha & Chitose
    Bullets!
[00:48] [SONG] Kana
    And hear gags flying at you like bullets?
[00:50] [SONG] Kana
    Leave it to comedy ninjas!
[00:51] [SONG] Iroha & Chitose
    Nin-nin!
[00:51] [SONG] Saeka
    High society, celebrity
[00:51] [SONG] Hikari & Mako
    High! Celebrity!
[00:53] [SONG] Saeka
    The cleanest jokes are our priority
[00:54] [SONG] Hikari & Mako
    Priority!
[00:56] [SONG] Miyu
    Yeah, Akudare, making you all laugh
[00:56] [SONG] Hina & Misao
    Yeah!
[00:57] [SONG] Hina & Misao
    Ah! Ah!
[00:58] [SONG] Miyu
    Conquerors from Earth to heaven and back
[00:58] [SONG] Hina & Misao
    Conquerors from Earth to heaven and back!
[01:00] [SONG] Yuina
    We. Are. The. Invaders. Yo.
[01:01] [SONG] Chihori & Mone
    Ah Invaders
[01:02] [SONG] Chihori & Mone
    That should tell you all you need to know
[01:03] [SONG] Chihori & Mone
    Need to know!
[01:04] [SONG] all Young Wai-Wai
    Yeah!
[01:04] [SONG] Yuzu
    Shake it up, Wai-Wai!
[01:04] [SONG] all Young Wai-Wai
    Wai-Wai!
[01:05] [SONG] Yomogi
    Heat up the timeline!
[01:06] [SONG] all Young Wai-Wai
    Timeline!
[01:06] [SONG] Yayoi
    Scramble for the win,
    we won't give up our pride
[01:08] [SONG] all Young Wai-Wai
    Pride!
[01:09] [SONG] Yomogi
    Found a new line
[01:09] [SONG] all Young Wai-Wai
    Oh!
[01:09] [SONG] Yuzu
    Gonna sweep the prime time
[01:11] [SONG] all Young Wai-Wai
    Oh!
[01:11] [SONG] Yayoi
    Who's on top then?
[01:12] [SONG] all Young Wai-Wai
    Gotta take the Teppen!
[01:12] [SONG] Kana; Saeka; Miyu; Yuina
    Take it to the top
[01:14] [SONG] all call
    Doin' it for real!
[01:15] [SONG] Kana; Saeka
    We'll show you, giving everything
     we got, oh yeah
[01:16] [SONG] all call
    Oh yeah
[01:17] [SONG] Miyu; Yuina
    Gonna face the challenge head-on
[01:17] [SONG] all call
    Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah!
[01:19] [SONG] Kana; Saeka; Miyu; Yuina
    Running straight ahead
[01:19] [SONG] all call
    Yo! Yo! Yo!
[01:21] [SONG] Young Wai-Wai
    Take it to the top
[01:21] [SONG] all call
    Yeah that's right!
[01:23] [SONG] Young Wai-Wai
    It's show
[01:24] [SONG] Yomogi
    Don't slow down to hear them
     call you funny, not a day
[01:26] [SONG] Yuzu
    You'll never reach the top that way
[01:26] [SONG] all call
    Ah! Ah! Ah! Oh yeah!
[01:28] [SONG] Yayoi
    You know it's true, what we say
[01:30] [SONG] all call
    Hey!
[01:31] [SONG] all sing
    But this isn't about us just getting a laugh
[01:34] [SONG] all call
    Yeah! Yeah!
[01:37] [SONG] all sing
    That's not why we're here
    It's much bigger, bigger than all that
[01:40] [SONG] all call
    All that
[01:41] [SONG] all sing
    We want to get
[01:41] [SONG] all call
    We want to get, yeah!
[01:44] [SONG] all sing
    At last the genuine reason
     we're living in this world
[01:44] [SONG] all call
    At last the genuine reason
     we're living in this world
[01:49] [SONG] all sing
    Yeah if we are the ones
    that are making you laugh
[01:49] [SONG] all call
    Ye! Ye! Ye! Ye! Ye! Ye! Ye! Ye!
[01:54] [SONG] all sing
    We gotta go so hard it'll really,
     really give us that, you know?
[01:58] [SONG] all sing
    Top of the laugh
[01:58] [SONG] all call
    Top of the laugh Ye~ah!
[02:01] [SONG] all sing
    At last we're gonna give it our all, our way.
    We're gonna make it to the top one day!
[02:01] [SONG] all call
    At last we're gonna give it our all, our way,
     oh! We're gonna make it to the top one day!
[02:06] [SONG] Yayoi
    Aw yeah!
SIGN    The Flour Chapter
[02:10] Seiji
    All right, then. See you later.
[02:11] Yayoi
    Good luck at the World Maximum Power Outlet!
[02:15] Yomogi
    No, it's the World Mammoth Museum. Right?
[02:18] Kana
    Huh? It's the Wanbada Moscow Mule Contest.
[02:20] Seiji
    That's totally wrong!
[02:21] Seiji
    World Muscle Coliseum!
[02:23] Seiji
    It's in America. It's the most influential
    bodybuilding contest in the world!
[02:29] Iroha
    Gimme two years, and I'll be there.
[02:31] Seiji
    Step on up when you're ready, girl.
[02:35] Yomogi
    You'll be gone four days?
[02:36] Seiji
    Right. I'm a little worried about you,
     so I planned a tight schedule.
[02:41] Seiji
    Be good while I'm gone, okay?
[02:42] Kana
    Just sail off like you're on a Black Ship
     and leave the rest to us.
[02:45] Chitose
    Is he going to open the
    country or something?
[02:47] Seiji
    Just don't make a mess or
    get into any trouble, okay?
[02:51] Iroha
    You worry too much!
[02:52] Yayoi
    It's only four days. It'll be fine.
[02:54] Yayoi
    Right, Yuzu?
[02:55] Yuzu
    Huh? Um, yeah.
[02:57] Yayoi
    What's wrong, Yuzu?
[02:59] Yuzu
    N-Nothing. It's only four days.
     No problem at all!
[03:04] Seiji
    Yeah, I'm sure you're right.
[03:06] Yuzu; Yayoi; Yomogi; Iroha; Kana; Chitose
    Have a safe trip!
[03:10] Chitose
    What are you talking about?
[03:11] Chitose
    What are you talking about?
[03:13] Chitose
    Why a toothbrush?
[03:14] Iroha
    It's great that you're
    practicing your comebacks,
[03:16] Iroha
    but don't get too carried away, Chitose.
[03:19] Iroha
    Remember, since Seiji-san is gone,
    we have to make our own meals, too.
[03:24] Chitose
    If we split the work,
    we'll figure something out.
[03:27] Chitose
    I bet Celebri-Tea could
    make something amazing.
[03:30] Chitose
    At least their men in black will.
[03:31] Iroha
    Oh right, those men in black.
[03:33] Chitose
    Seiji-san sure is a worrywart, though.
[03:36] Chitose
    The dorm isn't going to get trashed
    or destroyed in just four days.
[03:41] Iroha
    What's wrong?
[03:43] Kana
    Spider! A spider!
[03:44] Kana
    A spider which is a man!
[03:45] Iroha
    Relax, Kana! It might be female!
[03:48] Kana
    That doesn't matter!
[03:50] Kana
    A weapon! I need a weapon!
[03:52] Kana
    I don't do spiders!
[03:54] Chitose
    You need something hard!
[03:55] Iroha
    How about this?
[03:56] Kana
    Thanks!
[03:56] Chitose
    Huh? Hey!
[03:57] Kana
    Chesuto!
[04:05] Kana
    Uh...
[04:07] Chitose
    What are we gonna do about this?
[04:10] Iroha
    What can we do?
[04:12] Iroha
    When Seiji-san comes back,
    we'll just have to apologize.
[04:15] Chitose
    That won't be enough!
[04:17] Chitose
    You know how protective
    Seiji-san is of this place!
[04:20] Chitose
    If he finds out...
[04:21] Iroha
    I-If he finds out?
[04:23] Seiji
    Get to work!
[04:26] Chitose; Iroha; Kana
    It's too heavy!
[04:27] Chitose
    That'll totally happen.
[04:29] Iroha
    We're in serious trouble!
[04:31] Kana
    Then our only hope is to repair it.
[04:34] Iroha
    Kana?
[04:35] Chitose
    Where'd that uniform come from?
[04:37] Kana
    Full disclosure, my uncle
    is a famous carpenter.
[04:40] Kana
    I started helping him out
    at work when I was a kid.
[04:44] Chitose
    Huh. I never knew that.
[04:46] Kana
    Yeah, so repairing this
    will be a piece of cake.
[04:49] Iroha
    I've never seen Kana so responsible before!
[04:51] Kana
    I'll show you what I can do.
[04:58] Kana
    Well, that was a good day's work.
[05:01] Chitose
    What have you done?!
[05:03] Iroha
    Don't make it sound like a joke!
[05:05] Chitose
    That's even bigger than the first hole!
[05:07] Chitose
    Are you sure you helped your uncle?
[05:09] Kana
    Yeah. Until I was about three.
[05:11] Chitose
    You were just a baby! If you'd been a
    digital monster, you'd still be a ball!
[05:15] Kana
    I couldn't help it!
[05:16] Kana
    If I'd kept at it, I would've eventually
    become the genius carpentry artist
[05:20] Kana
    in charge of building the
    European royal palace.
[05:23] Kana
    But I couldn't speak European,
    so I decided to stop helping out.
[05:27] Chitose
    You've been daydreaming like
    this since you were three?!
[05:30] Iroha
    Fine. I'll take care of it myself, then.
[05:33] Kana
    Iroha-senpai!
[05:34] Chitose
    Iroha, are you up to that?
[05:36] Iroha
    I never told you, but I've done
    tons of construction work before.
[05:40] Kana
    Really?
[05:41] Iroha
    Yeah, in video games.
[05:42] Chitose
    Video games?!
[05:43] Iroha
    But I'm our only hope now. Just trust me!
[05:47] Iroha
    Here I go!
[05:57] Iroha
    Real life isn't like a video game.
[06:00] Chitose
    Yeah. You can't restart.
[06:03] Miyu
    Hey! It's almost time for supper!
[06:06] Chitose
    We'd better go.
[06:08] Kana
    Yeah, yeah.
[06:09] Kana
    There's still time before
    the manager returns.
[06:11] Kana
    We'll figure something out.
SIGN    Young Wai-Wai
[06:15] Hina
    Supper's almost ready.
[06:17] Yayoi
    Okay, just a minute.
[06:20] Yayoi
    Yuzu, what's wrong?
[06:23] Yayoi
    Are you sure you're okay?
[06:24] Yuzu
    Yeah, I'm fine.
[06:27] Yuzu
    I knew I was getting a canker sore.
[06:30] Yuzu
    Darn it. Even talking hurts.
[06:33] Yomogi
    Yuzu, do you have a
    stomachache or something?
[06:36] Yuzu
    Not at all. I'll be out in a second.
[06:40] Yuzu
    We still have to practice,
    so I don't want to distract them.
[06:44] Yayoi
    Something is definitely wrong.
    Is she keeping a secret from us?
[06:49] Yomogi
    Maybe something she's afraid to talk about.
[06:51] Yomogi
    Money problems or something?
[06:53] Yayoi
    We can't let her suffer alone!
[06:55] Yayoi
    We gotta figure out what
    it is and help her fix it.
[06:58] Yomogi
    You're right. That's what friends are for.
[07:01] Mone
    Eh? Your stagehands are all gone?
[07:04] Saeka
    They all took time off and
    left for vacation yesterday.
[07:08] Hikari
    It's just like you to offer
    them benefits, Saeka!
[07:12] Saeka
    But I'm a little perturbed
    by your reactions.
[07:15] Saeka
    Did you think we can't prepare a
    decent meal without our attendants?
[07:22] Mone
    I did.
[07:22] Yuina
    I did.
[07:23] Misao
    I did.
[07:24] Hina
    I did.
[07:25] Miyu
    I did!
[07:25] Misao
    Don't say it out loud!
[07:27] Saeka
    Very well, then.
[07:28] Saeka
    We will make you thoroughly understand
    that we aren't simply useless celebrities.
[07:33] Saeka
    Is everything prepared?
[07:34] Mako
    Of course!
[07:36] Chihori
    I'm looking forward to trying
    an Earthling celebrity meal.
[07:39] Misao
    A celebrity meal? You know what
    that's gotta be, right, Hina?
[07:42] Hina
    A high-class meal in
    Ibaraki would be a melon.
[07:45] Mone
    For melons, you gotta go to Hokkaido.
[07:48] Yuina
    Mm-hmm. Yubari melons are the best in Japan!
[07:50] Miyu
    You amateurs wouldn't understand.
[07:52] Mone
    Hmm? What'd you say?
[07:54] Miyu
    Ibaraki is the largest
    producer of melons in Japan.
[07:57] Miyu
    It's been that way for 20 years.
[07:58] Miyu
    Melons are the proud local
    delicacy of Ibaraki!
[08:01] Mone
    Huh. But are Ibaraki melons even famous?
[08:05] Miyu
    They're totally famous! You've never
    heard of the Ibaraking melon?
[08:09] Yuina
    Sorry, I haven't.
[08:11] Miyu
    What the heck is wrong with you!
[08:16] Miyu
    Misao, Hina.
[08:17] Miyu
    I guess I'm gonna have to do stand-up
[08:20] Miyu
    in this costume to promote Ibaraki melons!
[08:22] Misao
    Oh, no, you ain't.
[08:24] Misao
    If you go on stage looking like a ball,
    nobody will listen to the jokes!
[08:27] Miyu
    Oh, that's cold!
[08:28] Miyu
    You really gonna let Hokkaido
    steal our melons' citizenship?
[08:31] Hina
    I kinda don't care.
[08:33] Miyu
    Ugh...
[08:33] Misao
    It's ready!
[08:35] Chihori
    Celeb dinner time!
[08:37] Mone
    What is it?
[08:39] Saeka
    Nagoya's famous Taiwan
    ramen, Brazilian style.
[08:42] Misao
    Huh? What?
[08:44] Yomogi
    You stuffed three different
    place names into that line.
[08:47] Saeka
    There, there. Don't be so picky.
    Please help yourselves.
[08:51] Yuina
    Delicious!
[08:52] Kana
    I've never had it before,
     but the flavor is so familiar.
[08:55] Saeka
    I never had it, either, until I
    became friends with Mako.
[09:00] Hikari
    She said, "I'll show you a celeb
    delicacy you've never had before,"
[09:03] Hikari
    and introduced us to Taiwan ramen.
[09:06] Saeka
    It was as if the ingredients and seasonings
    weren't blending, but were battling.
[09:10] Saeka
    What an exhilarating flavor!
[09:11] Saeka
    One mouthful would be so rich with
    flavor you'd want to drink water,
[09:14] Saeka
    but instead you'd go for another!
     Mysteriously appealing!
[09:17] Saeka
    I've eaten all kinds of world-class
    cuisine since childhood,
[09:20] Saeka
    but I assure you I've never had anything
    quite as appealing as Taiwan ramen!
[09:25] Mako
    I don't think I can stand all this praise.
[09:28] Hikari
    If you've never had junk food,
    the flavor is a revelation.
[09:32] Mone
    It is actually pretty good,
    but what part of it is Brazilian?
[09:36] Saeka
    That was...
[09:37] Saeka
    The cook who taught me the recipe
    practiced jiu-jitsu as a hobby.
SIGN    Gureishii Brothers
[09:41] Misao
    Brazilian jiu-jitsu?!
[09:44] Yayoi
    What's wrong, Yuzu? Aren't you eating?
[09:47] Yomogi
    It's got a funny name,
    but it's actually good.
[09:49] Yuzu
    Eh? No, I'm good.
[09:51] Yuzu
    If I eat that with this
    canker sore, I'm a goner!
[09:55] Yayoi; Yomogi
    Does that mean... she's on a diet?!
[09:58] Yayoi
    She doesn't look like
    she's gained any weight,
[10:00] Yayoi
    but sometimes people get
    really self-conscious!
[10:02] Yomogi
    I get it. She's hearing the sirens
    from the diet police inside her head!
[10:06] Yayoi
    We need to make her realize
    she doesn't need a diet.
[10:10] Yayoi
    And for that...
[10:12] Yayoi
    Oh, by the way, have you lost weight, Yuzu?
[10:15] Yuzu
    Huh?
[10:15] Yomogi
    Yeah, totally! For a second, I thought
    you were a twig sitting there!
[10:19] Yomogi
    We just gotta flatter her.
    Even if it's obvious. Keep flattering!
[10:22] Yayoi
    Skinny things... What else is skinny?
[10:24] Yayoi
    Yeah, I thought she was a loose thread!
[10:27] Yomogi
    Nanofiber! So skinny I almost
    didn't see you at all!
[10:31] Yuzu
    Oh, no. Are they concerned about me?
[10:33] Yuzu
    Are they worried
    I'm not feeling well?
[10:36] Yuzu
    In that case, I gotta eat!
[10:43] Yayoi
    Yuzu!
[10:44] Yomogi
    What's wrong?
[10:45] Yayoi
    It must be guilt! The guilt of eating
    high-calorie food while on diet!
[10:50] Yayoi
    The guilt has turned into a poison
    that's eating her instead!
[10:54] Yomogi
    This can't be happening!
[10:56] Miyu
    Thank you for the food.
[10:58] Mako
    How was it?
[10:59] Misao
    I'll admit it's good, but it's still
    junk food. It wasn't enough for supper.
[11:04] Mone
    One more dish would be nice.
[11:07] Saeka
    I thought you would say that.
[11:09] Miyu
    You mean...?
[11:10] Saeka
    Of course I have something else ready.
[11:12] Saeka
    A Nagoya delicacy. Hitsumabushi eel!
[11:18] Saeka
    I procured the highest-quality
    eel for you all to enjoy!
[11:25] Kana
    I believe they're still alive, ma'am.
[11:27] Saeka
    I wanted to serve you the
    freshest ingredients possible.
[11:30] Mako; Hikari
    Oof!
[11:32] Mako
    What the...?! It's all slimy!
[11:34] Hikari
    Aah!
[11:35] Hikari
    Mako, it went that way!
[11:37] Mako
    I just had it!
[11:38] Saeka
    Hello, eels, would you mind
    joining us over here?
[11:41] Hikari
    They can't understand you!
[11:45] Saeka
    Eels, would you kindly
    stop being so slippery?
[11:50] Hikari
    They can't stop being eels!
[11:52] Saeka
    Please accept my apologies.
[11:54] Saeka
    Let's save the eel dish for another time.
[11:57] Iroha; Kana; Chitose; Hina; Miyu; Misao; Chihori; Mone; Yuina
    Yeah, let's.
[12:04] Kana
    Huh?
[12:06] Chitose
    Kana? Good. You came to.
[12:09] Kana
    Where are we?
[12:11] Chitose
    It appears we've been locked up.
[12:14] Kana
    That's one heck of an escalation!
SIGN    Teppen!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
[12:21] Chitose
    It won't work.
[12:23] Chitose
    There's no way we can cover it up.
SIGN    2. Insist that a titan attacked on us.
SIGN    Manager -> A titan would make international news!
SIGN    3. Oh, do those look like holes? They're for bubble tea. (^^)v lolol
SIGN    Manager -> They're a little big for that!!
SIGN    1. Make him believe that "ruins" is a new design concept for the room.
SIGN    Manager -> You can't do that with my room!
[12:25] Iroha
    We can't talk our way
    out of a disaster this big.
[12:29] Kana
    There isn't even room to lay out our futons.
[12:31] Iroha
    We'll have to make an honest apology.
SIGN    1. Make him believe that "ruins" is a new design concept for the room.
SIGN    Manager -> You can't do that with my room!
SIGN    2. Insist that a titan attacked on us.
SIGN    Manager -> A titan would make international news!
SIGN    3. Oh, do those look like holes? They're for bubble tea (^ ^)v lolol
SIGN    Manager -> They're a little big for that!!
[12:33] Iroha
    Seiji-san isn't a monster. He'll forgive us.
[12:37] Kana
    I'm a little peckish.
[12:41] Kana
    Let's see.
[12:43] Kana
    Oh! Found the fridge.
[12:46] Kana
    Hee-heheh-heheh.
[12:53] Chitose
    Kana?
[12:54] Iroha
    What happened?
[12:56] Iroha
    Um...
[12:58] Iroha
    Stairs?
[13:04] Chitose
    Is this...
[13:06] Iroha
    A weight room!
[13:09] Iroha
    Look at all this stuff!
[13:15] Chitose
    Hey, how do we open it?
[13:18] Iroha
    Hold on a second.
SIGN    This is Seiji's
     S E C R E T ♥♥♥
    weight room.
     Trespassers will be locked up until they turn into zombies.
     tee-hee♥
[13:23] Iroha
    What a weird way to use hearts.
[13:27] Iroha
    Where's Kana?
[13:34] Chitose
    That's what happened.
[13:36] Kana
    No way!
[13:37] Chitose
    I mean, an underground weight room is fine,
[13:40] Chitose
    but what's the point of
    punishing trespassers?
[13:42] Kana
    Where's Iroha-senpai?
[13:44] Chitose
    Oh...
[13:47] Chitose
    She gave up and started lifting.
[13:52] Iroha
    Why don't you try it, Kana?
[13:53] Kana
    She's so full of energy.
SIGN    1. Make him believe that "ruins" is a new design concept for the room.
SIGN    Manager -> You can't do that with my room!
SIGN    2. Insist that a titan attacked on us.
SIGN    Manager -> A titan would make international news!
SIGN    3. Oh, do those look like holes? They're for bubble tea (^ ^)v lolol
SIGN    Manager -> They're a little big for that!!
[13:58] Yayoi
    What's this all about?
[13:59] Yomogi
    I don't know.
[14:00] Yayoi
    By the way, I haven't seen the Bullet
    Kunoichi girls since morning.
[14:04] Yayoi
    Where did they go?
[14:06] Yomogi
    You're right. That's weird.
[14:08] Miyu
    Kansai is full of natto-haters.
[14:11] Miyu
    Maybe they were cursed by the God of Natto.
[14:13] Yomogi
    What happens if you're cursed
    by the God of Natto?
[14:17] Miyu
    What happens is...
[14:18] Miyu
    When you go to wash your face in the morning,
[14:21] Miyu
    natto pours out of the faucet, all stringy
    and sticky, and then it never turns off!
[14:27] Yomogi
    That's simply terrifying.
[14:29] Mone
    It's ready.
SIGN    Chopsticks
[14:31] Yuina
    Hokkaido-style zangi!
[14:33] Chihori; Yuina
    Come and get it!
[14:35] Mone
    Come and get it.
[14:36] Yayoi
    Wow! That karaage looks delicious!
[14:38] Mone
    It isn't karaage. It's zangi.
[14:40] Yayoi
    Huh? Isn't it fried chicken?
[14:43] Mone
    It is fried chicken. That's why it's zangi.
[14:46] Yayoi
    But fried chicken is called karaage.
[14:48] Mone
    When you're from Hokkaido
    and you fry chicken, it's zangi!
[14:52] Mone
    A robot might use a "beam saber,"
[14:55] Mone
    but when a knight with psychic powers
    holds it, it becomes a "light saber," right?
[14:58] Mone
    It's the same thing.
[15:00] Miyu
    Okay. But if someone from Hokkaido fries it,
[15:02] Miyu
    and someone from Ibaraki
    serves it, what is it then?
[15:05] Chihori
    The contradictions of its existence
    would probably make it self-destruct.
[15:09] Misao
    What a waste of good chicken!
[15:11] Yuina
    Wh-Why are you saying it to me?
[15:16] Mako
    Hey, this is super delicious!
[15:18] Saeka
    Yes, it is very juicy.
[15:22] Miyu
    Yummy!
[15:23] Mone
    Oh, good. I was worried the
    flavor would be a mess, too.
[15:28] Yomogi
    Sounds like there's something behind that.
[15:31] Yuina
    Actually, we don't cook
    much to begin with, so...
[15:37] Yomogi
    Ahh...
[15:39] Yomogi
    That's trouble.
[15:40] Yuina
    We're sorry.
[15:41] Yayoi
    All good! All good! If we clean
    up together, it'll be a snap!
[15:45] Yuina
    Th-That's okay. We'll take care of it.
[15:48] Yuina
    Seiji-san would freak out if he came
    back and found Takako-so all messed up.
[15:53] Yuina
    We should take responsibility
    for what we did.
[15:56] Yuina
    Right, Mone?
[15:59] Mone
    Sorry. I have to go bring
    an end to the Empire.
[16:02] Yuina
    Don't try to run away!
[16:05] Chihori
    Sorry! I have to go defeat a space monster.
[16:08] Yuina
    You're trying to get out of it, too?
[16:10] Yuina
    You shouldn't lie like that!
[16:12] Chihori
    Huh? But it isn't a lie.
[16:16] Yomogi
    Yuzu?
SIGN    Sancho All-Purpose Flour
    
     Sancho
     Flour
    
     Udon • Okonomiyaki • Tempura
[16:22] Yayoi
    The bath is a problem, though.
[16:24] Yayoi
    I couldn't get in yesterday
    with all the eels.
[16:27] Yayoi
    I really want a bath today.
[16:29] Yuina
    What?
[16:33] Yuina
    What the heck are you doing?
[16:34] Hina
    Gathering materials.
[16:36] Hina
    Miyu said, "If we can't use the bath,
     we'll make a new one." See?
[16:42] Miyu
    A bath made to Mito Komon Neo specs!
[16:44] Misao
    But lumber's really expensive now,
    so we decided to use what we had on hand.
[16:49] Yuina
    You still can't tear up the floor, though!
[16:52] Hina
    How many more planks?
[16:54] Yuina
    I just said you can't tear up the floor!
[17:00] Miyu
    I beg you!
[17:01] Miyu
    I'm serious!
[17:02] Hikari
    P-Please, stop begging. Get up.
[17:05] Saeka
    You want us to use the
    bath you made? Really?
[17:10] Miyu
    Yeah! It's gotta be you guys!
[17:13] Saeka
    But we were about to go capture the eels.
[17:17] Saeka
    Why don't you use the bath yourself?
[17:20] Miyu
    No way!
[17:21] Miyu
    A Mito Komon Neo bath scene
    needs to have sex appeal!
[17:25] Miyu
    But I don't have any,
    darn it! Zero sex appeal.
[17:27] Miyu
    Look! Just look at this!
[17:30] Mako
    Okay, fine. I guess I could
    put some skin in that game.
[17:35] Miyu
    I wasn't asking you, Mako.
[17:36] Miyu
    I'm asking Saeka and Hikari.
[17:38] Mako
    Why?! Just use me!
[17:40] Miyu
    You aren't taking Mito Komon Neo's
     bath scenes seriously!
[17:43] Miyu
    You're hopelessly unsexy, and that
    flat chest wouldn't do the job!
[17:47] Mako
    Grr! How can you tell
    me I'm hopelessly unsexy!
[17:53] Yomogi
    Yuzu was totally staring at that
    bag of flour in the kitchen.
[17:57] Yomogi
    I think I figured out what's bothering her.
[18:00] Yayoi
    The flour... is it about Konamons?
[18:03] Yomogi
    Yup.
[18:04] Yomogi
    Your uncle runs an okonomiyaki restaurant.
     My family makes takoyaki.
[18:08] Yomogi
    That's why we named our duo
     Konamons, or "Flour People."
[18:10] Yomogi
    But Yuzu isn't associated with
    any kind of powdery substance.
[18:12] Yomogi
    Is she trying to acquire a powder of her own?
[18:16] Yomogi
    But a powder that isn't for
    okonomiyaki or takoyaki...
[18:19] Yayoi; Yomogi
    That dangerous white powder!
[18:21] Yayoi
    Oh, no! That stuff will get her arrested!
[18:24] Yomogi
    But it's the only possible explanation.
[18:26] Yomogi
    The flour bag in the kitchen must
    actually have the bad stuff in it!
SIGN    Sancho All-Purpose Flour
    
     Sancho
     Flour
    
     Udon • Okonomiyaki • Tempura
[18:30] Yomogi
    She's hiding it in there!
[18:32] Yayoi
    Then the reason the Bullet
    Kunoichi girls disappeared
SIGN    Ahahahaha!
[18:36] Yayoi
    is because they figured out Yuzu's secret?
[18:40] Yomogi
    Yuzu, what have you done?
[18:44] Yayoi
    Still, even if she bears that guilt,
     I want to stand by Yuzu!
[18:50] Yomogi
    That's right. We're the
    only allies Yuzu has!
[18:56] Yomogi
    Who's there?
[18:57] Chihori
    That's so moving!
[18:59] Yayoi; Yomogi
    Chihori-chan?!
[19:03] Chitose
    Nobody's come to rescue us.
[19:05] Chitose
    Are we gonna be stuck here
    until Seiji-san gets back?
[19:08] Kana
    I'm sick of protein drinks.
[19:11] Kana
    Why are protein drinks the only food here?
[19:13] Iroha
    There's some protein cookies, too.
[19:16] Kana
    I hate those. They're way too dry.
[19:18] Iroha
    You'll never build any muscle
    if you're that picky.
[19:21] Kana
    But I don't want muscle.
[19:23] Kana
    Ah... ugh!
[19:27] Chitose
    Kana?
[19:30] Chitose
    Kana!
[19:31] Iroha
    Oh, no! You can't down a
    protein cookie in one bite!
[19:34] Chitose
    She needs water! Water!
SIGN    This is Seiji's
     S E C R E T ♥♥♥
    weight room.
     Trespassers will be locked up until
     they turn into zombies.
    tee-hee♥
[19:36] Iroha
    We don't have any!
[19:38] Hikari; Mako
    We're done!
[19:41] Saeka
    That was exhausting.
[19:42] Hikari
    But now we should be able to
    make hitsumabushi tomorrow.
[19:46] Miyu
    Just a little more!
[19:47] Hina
    I'm so exhausted.
[19:50] Yuzu
    It got better!
[19:51] Yuzu
    Oh, good. I guess that vitamin drink helped.
[19:55] Chitose
    Kana! We can't let you die here!
[19:58] Iroha
    Cough it up! Kana!
[20:00] Chihori
    Here, use this.
[20:02] Yayoi
    What is it?
[20:03] Chihori
    A pistol-style multipurpose weapon
    of mass destruction. The RX-EVA-999.
[20:07] Yomogi
    Those exist in this setting?
[20:09] Yayoi
    Oh, cool. You'll let us use it?
[20:12] Chihori
    If you're going to fight for
    your friend, you need power, right?
[20:15] Chihori
    Use it however you like.
[20:17] Yayoi
    Okay, but how does it work?
[20:21] Yuzu
    Yayoi! Yomogi!
[20:23] Yayoi
    Yuzu?!
[20:23] Yuzu
    Sorry if I made you worry.
[20:25] Yuzu
    The truth is, in my mouth...
[20:27] Yayoi
    Ah! A spider!
[20:31] Miyu
    Perfect!
[20:34] Yuina
    We're finally done!
[20:46] Seiji
    I wonder if they're doing all right.
[20:53] Seiji
    Wha—!
[20:55] Seiji
    This can't...
[21:00] Yayoi
    Oh, Seiji-san!
[21:02] Yuina
    Welcome home!
[21:05] Seiji
    What the hell happened?!
[21:10] Iroha
    So you didn't get any better at cleaning.
[21:13] Kana
    It'll never happen. My head was in the clouds.
[21:16] Kana
    I a-spidered to a web-el beyond my reach.
[21:19] Chitose
    Trying to be a wise guy, huh?
[21:21] Chitose
    Let's wrap it up.
[21:23] Iroha; Kana; Chitose
    Thank you!
[21:26] Iroha
    Will it ever end?
[21:27] Miyu
    My cypress bath...
[21:28] Misao
    I can't take this any more.
[21:29] Hina
    I'm exhausted.
[21:30] Mone
    There's no way we can do this by ourselves!
[21:33] Seiji
    All right, quit moving your lips
    and start using your hands!
[21:36] Yayoi
    What was that ray gun for, anyway?
[21:39] Chihori
    Well, it turns out the space
    monster alert was a false alarm.
[21:43] Yayoi
    Oh. I don't get it, but I guess that's good.
[21:51] Kana
    Sp-sp-sp-sp-sp-sp...
[21:52] Kana
    Spiderspiderspiderspiderspiderspider...
[21:54] Kana
    Spider!
[22:00] Yayoi
    Seiji-san, are you okay?
[22:02] Miyu
    What a mess.
[22:05] [SONG] Lead
    Go! We want to live life to
    the fullest. Yeah, we're serious!
[22:09] [SONG] back
    Rat-tat-tat-tat-tat Teppen!
[22:16] [SONG] lead
    Hi! Hi! Hello! Let's get
    on with the show today.
[22:19] [SONG] lead
    We've just got four minutes, but we
    hope you hear everything that we say.
[22:22] [SONG] back
    Hey there cutie, hey there cutie,
    didn't even miss a beat there, cutie.
[22:24] [SONG] lead
    We hope you enjoy the show today.
[22:27] [SONG] lead
    Here at home with you, in your living room,
     we'll put a twinkle into your eyes.
[22:33] [SONG] lead
    We've all dreamed to see if we could be
    on a stage so free. Now it's a reality!
[22:42] [SONG] lead
    Keep laughing! Keep laughing! Ha-ha-ing!
[22:45] [SONG] lead
    It's all good when we're laughing together.
[22:48] [SONG] lead
    If we bomb, slip, even if we cry,
    so what! That's still part of our destiny.
[22:53] [SONG] lead
    Keep laughing! Keep laughing! Ha-ha-ing!
[22:56] [SONG] lead
    We'll hit it big if we
    keep laughing together.
[22:59] [SONG] lead
    We never knew that life
    could ever be like this,
[23:02] [SONG] lead
    and now that we're going, you know
    there's no way we'll ever stop!
[23:05] [SONG] lead
    We want to live life to
    the fullest. Yeah, we're serious!
[23:09] [SONG] back
    Rat-tat-tat-tat-tat Teppen!
[23:10] [SONG] lead
    All of our searching, all of our
    training is fading out into the past.
[23:16] [SONG] lead
    But to us now, those memories
    will always be so precious.
[23:22] [SONG] lead
    All of the tears, all of the pain,
    rewriting life with our own words.
[23:27] [SONG] lead
    We want to laugh it all away with you,
    right up to the end. And that's a wrap!
SIGN    The Mail-Order Chapter